Update - 50 (Ami is Insane-2)
Ab bache last k 3, 1 unka boss tha as expected unmein se 2 badhe Ami ki taraf but abki baar ami ne strategy badli woh khaddi nahi rahi woh ulta unki taraf doud paddi or wohlog kuch samjh paatey usase pehle jump leke sabse aage waale k chest mein kick di bc Bruce Lee horahi thi puri... Kick lagtey he woh niche girra sath mein dusre ka bhi balance bigaad diya...jisase woh akela rehgaya bc darr gaya tha woh and woh sambhal paata isase pehle Ami ne punches ki bhochhar kardi uske pait mein bc woh react takk naa kar paaya saale ko 10-15 punches lage honge pait mein digestive system gaya hoga uska... Woh niche girra munh se thook ugalta hua... Jisko kick lagi thi bc woh utha he nahi Jaan bujh kar maalum tha Orr padegi... Ami uski taraf dekh k hans paddi or tab woh jo aakhiri boss bacha tha usne ami k side se aake ribs par punch diya Distraction is the key to losing ami ne wahi kiya aadmi kitana he tejj ho choti se choti galati usase bhi hojati hai... Punch lagtey he Ami niche girri or ye usse bilkul passand nahi aaya woh seedha jump lagake uthi kung fu style...
Abeer-opps.. Bhai you fucked up...
Woh firse ami ki taraf badha punch maarna caaha ami ne punch rokka or naa keval rokka balki dono hathon se uska hath pakadke jump lagaake dono taangon mein uska hath fans liya jisase woh niche girra Uss boss ka hath Ami k pairon or hath mein fansa tha usne Ami ko punch maare chuddane k liye..
Main-your hand is gone...
Or ussi time 'katak' karke Ami ne uska hath todd diya bc woh chilaaya buri tarah... Bc straight hogaya hath kandha uttar gaya uska wtf...
Sneha-ohhh godddd...
Ami ne hath chhoda toh woh ladkhadaata hua khadda hua or khadey hotey he ami ne ek jumping kick uske munh par di woh fir niche girra or girtey he ami ne uska dusara hath bhi pakada or bam same haalat uski ki..boss kaa bhosdaa bangaya bc uska... Ami kaa gussa abhi shant nahi hua tha bahot kuch tuttane waala Tha uska bc...
Abeer-bus kar re...
Lekin ami ne uski taraf dhyaan nahi diya...
ABEER-AP...
Ab jyaada hogaya tha Isliye maine he uska roukna theek samjha...
Main-Ami...
Or woh ye sunke jaanwarpann se bahaar aai...
Main-Done...
Ami - i just started to enjoy it...
Main-done I said...
Ami-OK ok...
Ami wahaan se side mein hatti Raju and team ki gand fatt gayi thi ki bc hai kya ye and she was indeed my deadliest weapon... She is the best at being the worst...
Un 10 mein se kuch girrtey padtey ladkhadaatey uthgaye they but baaki ko sahaara deke uthaaya bahaar waale guards ne...
Sneha-how do you...? How do you...?
Main-how do i what..?
Sneha-Ye sab kaise jaantey ho tum...
Main-Main Ye sab nahi Ami ko jaanta hun..
Ashish-bhai ye toh kuch Orr he hai Human nahi hai ye... What the fuck was that kick... Log Bhaag k naa kudd paatey itana he khaddey-2 kudd jaati hai...
Ajit-Or bc punching speed dekhi dhadaa dhadd palak jhapakney se pehle 3 punch maardeti hai...
Ashish -wahi toh bc Bruce Lee k 1 inch punch k baad yahi hai...
Main-Mujhe aata hai 1 inch punch...
Ashish - Abe jaa naa re chutiye.. Kuch bhi naa boll.. Kitane skills caahiye uske liye maalum..?
Main-maalum dikhaun...
Ashish-Bhaag be fainku...
Main-Matt Maan teri marji...
Abeer-toh Raju We win Kal he jameen louta dena...
Raju-woh toh theek hai, par ye hai kya mera matlab hai aisa bhi koi hota hai kya or hota bhi hai toh kaise... Ye itani tejj kaise move karti hai...
Abeer-it is what it is...
Raju-by God half time toh mereko punch uthata hua or fir saamne waale ko padta hua he dikha bich waala part tha he nahi....
Abeer - lol..
Ami-boss how was that...
Main-7.5...
Ami-oh come on I deserve an 8 Atleast that was SO cool...
Main-lol tu distract hui and even punch bhi khaaya I mean seriously...
Abeer-True...
Ashish - tumlog kya baat Kar rahe ho it is a 10 from us...
Ami-awww! Thank you..
Mela samaapatt hua and humlog waapis andar aaye ab time pass hogaya tha toh bahaar Jaane ki jarurat thi nahi... Isliye main wahan se seedha room mein aaya or Movies dekhne laga you know 'Netflix and Chill'... Or uske baad Ami dinner le aai mera abeer and Ravi kaa humlog ne dinner kiya...
Main-Shift leletey hain abhi se leke raat 1-2 baje takk main sambhal Lunga as meri movie baaki hai toh bahaar dekhlunga uske baad tu dekhliyo.....
Abeer-ok...
Main dinner karke apna lappy, meri pyaari deagle and earphones leke Niche aaya sathmein ek kambal bhi liya, bc thodi shardi jarur thi raatko bahaar aake main ek Pathar k bench par baith gaya bc Ajit Riya Ashish or Sawari chutiye wahaan badminton khelrahe they... What the fuck... I mean seriously... This is so fucked up bro.. Bhenchod badminton raatko woh bhi without net and ground...
Maine Lappy on kiya and jo movie baaki thi woh continue ki thodi derr mein woh log bhi bandh kiye khelna Riya seedha andar chali gayi Jabki Ashish Ajit and Sneha udhar aae...
Bc Sab sahi tha abtak toh maine riya se theek se eye contact takk nahi banaaya tha.. WOH Mujhe fully ignore kar rahi thi jabki main usko Orr jyaada ignore kar raha tha...
Ashish - sona nahi hai kya be..? ..
Main-Main sogaya toh tumlog permanently so jaaoge...
Ajit-lol take care men tu kahe toh main baithun idhar....
Main-naa chill maar mujhe waise bhi movie khatam karni hai tu baithke bore hoga idhar sojaao jaake...
Ashish - cool.. Good night bro...
Main-Night...
Sneha-Good Night..
Main-Good Night..
Wohlog wahaan se challe gaye or ab main wahaan akela tha bc Mast movie dekhunga... Maine aise he 2 bajaa diye movies dekhi and bich-2 mein chakkar lagaa leta.. Lekin kuch hath nahi laga... Thodi derr baad Abeer wahaan aagaya...
Abeer-bc jaag raha hai you'll make a brilliant guard...
Main-bc gand fatt gayi pathar par baithey baithey ab Mast sone diyo...
Abeer-mast sojaa as I told earlier it ain't gonna happen bus publicity stunt tha woh...
Main-tu dhyaan rakhiyo...
Abeer-haan be lawde...
Main room mein aaya and Mast so gaya bc bed par girtey he nind aagayi and subah apne aap be khulli... Time dekha toh bc 11. 30 baje they 9 ghantey soya bc gajab... Main fresh hua niche aaya toh Ashish Ajit Riya and Sneha college jaa chuke they uske alaawa sab apne apne kaam mein lage they bc bakchodi - 2 mein shyaam hogayi lekin kuch nahi hua kahin par bhi thoda saa bhi kuch nahi hua abtoh mujhe bhi shakk hone laga tha ki kuch hoga yaa nahi.. But mera dimag kehraha tha jarur hoga 100takka hoga and mera dimag kabhi galat nahi hota... Except jab maine pee rakhi ho tab chhodke tab mera dimag bhand hojaata hai...
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