Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

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great update bhai maza aa gaya

Sale befaltu ke aa jate Bich me sochte hai AP se bhidega to jyada attention milegi kya khak attention milegi attention ke chakkar me gaye sale upar
Upar se dadagiri dikhate wo alag .


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Update-56(The Flirty King Returns)

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Wahaan se humlog Raju k yahaan aae Rishi Guptaji or Meenu ko bhi wahaan leke aaya jaa chuka tha humein dekhtey he wohlog bc firse jhum gaye chaaron taraf...

Deva-done...?

Main-Done Dana done...

Ye sun sabke cehron par muskaan aagayi Rajat Ajay Pooja jiya or deepak crime scene k liye nikal gaye...

Deva-kya scene Tha...?

Main-Noob log easy tha detail mein gharpar bataaUnga... So raju men all done thanks for the Cooperation humlog nikaltey hain ab...

Surjit-Thank you very much AP.. You saved my life...

Main-Anytime men anytime...

Raju-Thanks AP...

Main-welcome... Lets go guys..

Wahan se humlog haweli aaye or maine raaste mein sabko bataaya kya hua Bhai ko media k liye story bhi bataadi Anjali or bhai thodi derr mein Press conference karne waale they and that was about it ye khatam hua or ab suru hua main mission...

Kon RedJohn.. Nahi re lawde.. Toh kon Sanjay... Nope.. Toh bc kon principal toh nahi... Lawda Mera Naya mission hoga AP'S Flirty image returns.... Gajab bc...

Let the Flirt game begins...

Actually main bahot jyaada bore tha aisi life se like bc kissi se theek se baat bhi naa kar paata tha main kyunki humessa kand mein he ghussa rehta hun or ab mujhe waapis old AP banana tha gand Marrae Riya harr week badalenge ab.. Unleash The old AP... Let's see kitana tejj hai itane time baad..

Ab yahi hona tha aaj kaa din bakchodi mein he nikal gaya or next day main college k liye ekdum chakachakk ready hua full show off mein bc.. Main ravi or Sam Breakfast k liye baithey they..

Ravi-What the fuck... Ye kya pehna haibe kiski Shaadi Hai.?

Main-Bhosdko bahot hui bakchodi itane time se kuch nahi Kiya Hai lagta hai firse virgin banjaaunga... Bhosdko old you ko jagaao apne andar let the fucking game begin...

Ravi-Seriously... Waise dekha jaae toh I am bored as fuck bhenchod harr koi ladki k sath ghumm raha hai...

Sam-Wahi toh bc chutiyon ki tarah dikhtey hain hum...

Main-Woh kehtey haina "EVERYONE IS A PLAYBOY UNTIL THE REAL PLAYBOYS WALKS IN" or real toh hum he hain thode slow he hue hain kya hua baaki se toh ab bhi tejj he hain...

Sam-let's fucking go... Let me change my clothes again...

Ravi-Same...tu car kaa jugaad karbe... Apne waali saari lejaa chuke new dekh koi jaa garage..

Main-Abe rishi mujhe gift dene waala Tha ek or car uss din jaldi jaldi mein maine pucha nahi... Usko jagaata tumlog kapdey change karo...

Ye bol main seedha rishi k room par gaya or darwaja knock Kiya..

Main-Uth be lawde... Kitana soega marrjaaega sotey sotey..

Rishi-dekho bol kon raha hai jo khud 15 ghante takk soleta hai.. Aaja gate khulla hai..

Main andar gaya toh woh laptop par kuch kaam Kar raha tha..

Main-Kyun be lawde maardun teri gand..?

Rishi-Bhag bc... Ye kya ready hua hai kidhar jaaraha..?

Main-Past mein...

Rishi-what the fuck time machine banaaya kya be lawde..


Main-Past means past waala AP is back.. The flirt king returns...

Rishi-what the fuck seriously bhosdk...

Main-Hell yeah... Tu ye bata tu mujhe ek or car gift karne waala Tha konsi hai woh...

Rishi-Mast suit karegi image par...


Main-naam bol bhosdk naam.. Intejaar naa horaha...

Rishi-Bentley Bentgaya...


Main-aahhhhh... Holy fuckkkkk....

Rishi-bhosdk yahin muth maardega kya... Sun car nahi beast hai 4 seater ..approximately 4000 cc engine 320 to 440 kw horsepower.. Top speed 300 KM/Hour.. 1 se 100 km/hour in just 4 seconds... Fully GPS .. Black tinted bulletproof windows...


Main-what the fuck... What the actuall fuck...

Rishi - 4 crore 19 Lakh I spent on this fucking car bro... This is a beast..

Main-bhenchod ye toh Maserati se bhi uppar ki hai what the fuck.. You fucking rock bhai...

Rishi-Surendra k business kaa saara profite yaa toh Gareeb loggon ko jaata hai yaa trusts ko anaarth aashram and old-age homes wagairaah mein or kuch hissa apan 4 (You Me Sam and Ravi) ki cars and luxury life mein or fir bhi tere bank account mein kaafi aajaata Hai...

Main-ok nikaltey fir college jaanekaa Hai I love you thanks...

Rishi-Anytime bro anytime.. Dhyaan se chalaana bus handling thodi ruff Hai...

Main-apun sambhaal lega... Apun is bhest driver...

Main niche aaya toh Ravi or Sam bhi chakkachak ready hochuke they...

Ravi-Kaunsi gaadi hai be.

Main-teri gand fatt jaani hai bhosdk.. Aaja dikhata hun...

Hum garrage mein aaye toh wahaan par ek 23-24 age kaa ladka duty par tha jo mujhe Jaana pehchaana laga like kidhar toh bhi dekhela tha usko... Yaad aaya bc ye toh wahi hai apne shyaam kaka kaa ladka jo last time humein CD bar mein Milla tha jidhar main Breakup k baad daru peene gaya tha or iske sath baith ke pee thi...

Main-Rahul...?

Rahul-Arrey AP bhai yaad hun aapko..

Main-off course bc keval ladkiyon k naam bhoolta hun doston k nahi...

Rahul-Kaise ho Bhai...

Main-bindaas men.. Teri duty yahaan hogayi...

Rahul-Haan kabse yahin hun abhi kuch din ghar gaya tha toh dusra tha yahaan par...

Ravi-CD bar k bandh Hone k baad se yahin hai ye...

Main-shabbas.. Sun check kar bentley Bentgaya kidhar par hai bol toh...

Rahul-ek second bhai...

Usne apne laptop mein check Kiya toh bc ye lambi list thi cars ki...

Rahul-Chamber no. 17 mein bhai left mein...

Darshall haweli k just back side mein garage hai ye ek badi si building hai jisme 3 parts hain underground, ground and first floor underground ko humne Office banaaya Hai Crime fighting k liye and first or ground floor par gaadiyaan hain and believe me bahot saari gaadiyaan...

Main Car k pass gaya toh bc ekdum chakkachak shining maar rahi thi bc gajab look dekh gand fatt jaaegi loggon ki.. Maine hanger se key Lee or car start ki bc gand faad awaaj thi car ki..

Main bahaar leke aaya toh sam or Ravi ki toh aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi...

Ravi-Are maadarchod ye kya hai.. Gajab...

Sam-Bc faadu.. Tabaahi hai bhai...

Rahul-Fire bhai.

Main-Yo chalo Bc late horahe...

Wohlog baithey...or hum college k liye nikal liye.. Ekdum makhan ki tarah chal rahi thi car... Full paisa wasool..

Sam-Aatey hue main chalaaunga..

Main-ok..

Humlog college pohanchey or jaise he college mein entry Lee toh bc students lage ghurrne ektak lawdon ne life mein aisa kuch naa dekha hoga even tv par bhi... Wahaan se main parking mein gaya toh wahaan bc lovers point Banaa hua tha ladke or ladkiyaan baithey they wahaan bikes par scooteys par kuch cars mein lekin keval baat he kar rahe they not that much. But fir bhi bahot bakchodi thi.. Or humaari entry hotey he unki baatein hui bandh or ghurrna hua chaalu... Car park karke humlog uttare pure goggles woggles lagaake bc maahool he alag tha pura...

Humlog wahaan sabko ignore kartey hue nikale as sab chutiya log booked they.. Maine rohit ko call kiya...

Main-Kidhar bhosdk....

Rohit-Just aaya hun Car Park karke... Ye bata woh bentley mein tumlog they kya lawdo..

Main-Yo.. Wassup...

Rohit-Gajab bhenchod gand faad car bhai...

Main-Yep.. Canteen pohanch humlog aarele...

Rohit-Yo..

Call disconnected...

Humlog canteen pohanchey toh wahaan kaafi bheed thi or humein group waali tables milli jispar Rohit baitha tha uske alaawa Divya Arushi, Sana, Ritu, Ashish, Ajit, Mouni or Sneha baithey they... Humein bhi udhar he baithna padda...

Main-What the fuck.. Itani bheed kaise hai aaj...

Rohit-thoda jaldi aagaye apan log...

Main-Cool.. So Wassup everyone all good...?

Sab-yep..

Mera mobile baja Nicki mam kaa call Tha....

Main-Wassup madam..

Nicki-kaisa hai tu..

Main-mast...

Nicki-yaar ek toh tu time se phone naa uthaata... Maine Deepu or Sam ko call karke situation pata kari Kal...

Main-sorry kaam mein ghussela tha main you know my dimag. ..

Nicki-yeah yeah... Waise kahaan Ho tumlog ..?

Main-canteen... aarahe classmein on time...

Nicki-shabbas.. I'll see you here then..

Call disconnected..

Main-Nicki madam Kal tereko call ki thi kya..?

Sam-Yep like 3 times.. Tu uthaa nahi raha tha so..

Rohit-Ab free haina bhai tu yaa or koi kaam baaki hai..

Main-Abhi free hun lekin Kab tak ye maalum nahi bc mere kaam tujhe pata he hai bataake nahi aatey... Kya pata kab aajae..

Rohit-Sun Cricket tournament aaraha hai.. Tu khel raha haina.

Main - Hell no bro...

Ashish - what the fuck kyun be...

Rohit-Abe abtoh tera Steve Smith bhi waapis aagaya abtoh khel bhai... Dude we need you badly...

Main-Kab hai tourney...

Ashish-This Sunday...


Main-what the fuck 2 din mein ghanta practice naa hogi saalo kitane time se khelna toh durr cricket dekha bhi nahi hai befaltu haaroge tumlog...

Rohit-Biatch please you are AP dude by far the best cricketer I have ever played with you don't need practice bc bina practice he theek hai tu...

Ashish - Haan bc tu ulta bhi KHELEGA toh bhi hum jeetjaaenge.. Warna pakka haarenge bc...

Iss bich mera main motive tha Mouni ko line Dena or ye thoda bahot kamyaab bhi horaha tha dude Mouni bahot he hot thi like fire... Bc Bengali beauty at its best.. Target lock hochuka tha bc... She was like haawt as hell..humdono kaa eye contact hua toh usne mujhe ek smile di.. Waisa he maine kiya..

Main-next time yaar abhi haaro tumlog..

Cricket is life bc but tournament mein Bina practice Jaana matlab beijjati thi isliye main naa bolraha Tha...

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