Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[Ravi jha]

Waiting bro

 

[AP 316]

Update-60(The Hate)

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Lucky - Lets go AP then Aaja practice mein..

Main-No way apun seedha Match khelega ye 1 ghante ki practice kuch nahi badlegi isliye befaltu mein time waste hoga tumlog continue karo...

Rohit-Sure..?

Main-Hell yeah bud...

Humlog dopehar takk Match he dekhtey rahe uske baad break hua and fir shyaam ko waapis aana tha players ko but main uske liye nahi aane waala tha fuck that bc... Wahaan se humlog seedha ghar aae lunch kiya or Mast so gaye bc shardiyaan jaa rahi thi or dhoop gand maarni chaalu kar chuki thi.. Main utha 4 baje tabtak Sam or Ravi jaa chuke they Ghar par keval babhi or Meenu thi jo neeche furniture ko new jagah rakhwaa rahi thi iss kaam mein Atleast 9 guards lage they as furniture bahot jyaada tha... Or sabse gajab baat inn sabse kaafi tejj sound aarahi thi..

Main-Oh god can you guyss stop this sound..

Babhi-Nope.. Saaf safaai hone takk aise he chalega..

Main-ok toh main bahaar jaa raha tabtak I am bored...

Babhi-OK ok..

Bc life kaa ye Chutiyaapa bahot horaha tha yaa toh karne ko kuch nahi hota tha yaa ekdum itana kuch hojaata tha ki gand fatt jaati thi bc what the fuck. Ab shanti hai life mein toh woh bhi nahi jamm rahi..

Ab maine socha ki lets go to the police station sablog se milke aata or koi case hua toh uspar dimag lagaalunga thoda bahot taaki bc dimag shant hojaae... Meri car Sam or Ravi legaye they isliye maine Sam waali audi lee kyunki bc dusri car k liye 20 minutes garage mein lagenge fuck that audi leke main seedha Police station pohancha... Car park ki or Andar aaya ab yahaan 95% Staff mujhe achii tarah jaanta tha so jyaada dikkat nahi hoti thi... Main seedha first floor par aaya jahaan office hain Anjali Jiya wagairaah k cabins they.. Wahaan aaya toh mujhe Anjali k cabin mein Anjali Ami Jiya Or Pooja mille...

Main-May I come in madam...

Anjali-Come in.. Oh shit AP.. Tumhe kabse permission ki jarurat padne lagi...

Main-Majaak... Majaak... So Wassup everyone...

Sab-all good...

Main-Shabbas...

Anjali-Baith naa re..

Main wahaan baitha...

Jiya-aaj kaise darshan diye bade sahaab....

Main-bore horela tha yaar solid uppar se gharpe saaf safaai chalrahi thi Sam Ravi Cricket khelne gaye Abeer Mangal Bahi or Rishi Delhi mein hain Railies kar rahe hain...

Ami-Lol so you were alone...

Main-yep..

Anjali-By the way Kal koi tournament hai kya tumlog kaa...

Main-haao State level kaa kyun aapki duty lagi kya...


Anjali - Nahi meri nahi Jiya Or Pooja ki... Mujhe bus bich bich mein check karna hai..

Pooja-or humein pata bhi nahi..

Anjali-bhoolgayi thi yaar order aaya tha lunch time mein..

Pooja-No problem... Kya scene Hai AP ye kaafi bheed hoti kya..

Main-Main jab last time yahaan tha toh theek thaak log aatey they like 2 yaa 3 hajaar takk...

Pooja-nice nice matlab kaafi popular hai...

Main-All over haryana K top colleges k students aatey hain so yeah kaafi log aajatey alag alag jagah se uppar se Sunday hai ek din toh ussdin jyaada honge or final semifinal waale din..

Jiya-Sounds cool tumlog khel rahe....

Main-Sadly yess...

Jiya-Sadly kyun maine suna tha tu faadu cricketer hai...

Main-woh toh main hun but you know kitane time se cricket dekha bhi nahi hai practice mein gaya tha 2 ball naa khel paaya or Kal match Hai pehla that's so fucked up dude beijjati honi pakki hai..

Anjali-oh don't worry you got this chill chill... Ab lagta hai dekhne aana padega...

Main-Hell yeah... Rajat wagairaah kahaan gaye...

Anjali-day off hai unka aaj... By the way city is very shant nowadays... Jyaada kuch hota he nahi idhar...

Main-Or jab suru hota hai toh fir khatam nahi hota...

Anjali-lol.. Ye toh hai...

Main-so Wassup Ami kya chalraha...

Ami-all good all good boss..

Anjali-dude I cant even tell how good she is belive me agar isko hindi aati hoti naa toh ye Orr bhi jyaada tejj hojati but still she is too fast and smart...

Main-I know i know..

Ami--main hindi seekh rahi...

Main-good good...A tum 3 mein se koi date par chal raha kya abhi mere sath...

Anjali-Lol...

Jiya-Kyun college mein naa millrahi kya koi...?

Main-actually Haan ek milli thi bc woh principal ki beti nikali toh wahaan se ulte pair holiya main...

Pooja-Lol..

Anjali-or koi dhundle after all you are the king of flirts...

Main-You see I think I used to be the king of flirts ab nahi raha main actually i think jyadatar cheejon mein slow hogaya hun main woh kehtey haina practice makes a man perfect woh sach he hai bc bina practice main slow hogaya ab woh pehle waala charm, Flirting, Attitude raha he nahi...


Anjali - oh come on I think tu wahi puraana AP hai bus ye sab cheejein theek se try nahi ki hain tune that's it dhangse try kar you'll fucking own everyone...

Main--mujhe bhi yahi lagta... But bc listen time kahaan Hai Yaar dekho ab 2-3 din mein ghumm firke ladki ko bottle mein uttarun and then case Aajaega koi naa koi fir bc marrne kaa time naa millega or tabtak ladki gayab yaa fir koi or pakad lega.. I mean seriously what the fuck... You know jo ladki mere sapne leti thi jinki taraf main dekhta bhi nahi tha woh ab mujhse bhaav khaati hain they don't want to be with me kyunki I am a killer or gangleader for them.. Unhe lagta hai bc main koi killer he hun unko isase koi matlab nahi hain ki jinko humlog maartey hain woh unhi ki bhalaai k liye maartey hain... Hum nahi maarenge toh kya maalum wahi ladki agle din ussi bandey dwaara kidnap hui millegi and then gaali millegi police ko... That's so fucking dumb dude...

Anjali-Actually we agree with you on this one.. Sahi Bola tune... See 40% logon ko usase matlab nahi hai ki humsab unki bhalaai k liye he kartey hain inke hissab se hum he criminal hain...

Jiya-exactly you know wohlog humein kya boltey hain 'The Gangstar Squad'... I mean seriously what the fuck... We are the good guys here or humlog ko he criminal Banaa rahe...


Main-but the point is they are afraid of us right... Unki fatt jaati hai humaare naam se...

Jiya-lol... Bilkul...

Main-So humein ghanta koi farak nahi padta....

Anjali-bilkul...

Pooja-so ab baat chali hai toh I also have something to share...

Main-ok..

Pooja-Puri report nahi hai still kaam Kar rahi main uspar rukko lappy leke aati hun mera...

Pooja bhaagke apna laptop leke aai...

Pooja-see AP you know main humessa online najar rakhti ki what's happening what's not etcetera.

Main-Haan I know...

Pooja-toh shockingly recently main time pass k liye kuch bakwas kar rahi thi toh you know social media par jabse tu waapis aaya hai tabse abtak tere against hate like 20% growth hua hai like jordaar hate...

Main-what the fuck...

Anjali-what...? Seriously...

Pooja - Ji like tu ek mudda bann gaya hai debate kaa mostly haryana Delhi side log teri pics share karke loggon se puchtey hain ki tujhe waapis aana caahiye Tha yaa nahi...

Main- bc...

Pooja-or mast part sunn usme se approximately 55% naa he boltey hain...

Main-oh my fucking god..

Jiya-that's fucked up...

Pooja- uske kai reasons hain no. 1 Tu iss side ruling party kaa poster boy hai toh opposition waale log hain inmein se 40%..... secondly tu police k sath hai toh 15% log police haters bhi hain ok tu crime ko khatam karta hai toh isme 15% criminals bhi hain or last 30% k according tu he ek criminal hai...

Main-what the fuck is wrong with public nowadays...


Pooja-toh ye jo 30% log haina ye log tujhse darrtey hain jaise ki tu koi criminal ho like they don't know ki tune kya kiya hai kya nahi but still unhe idea hai ki jo jo kand kaa credit humlog letey hain usme tu bhi shamil hota... Isliye they are afraid of you...

Main-Bro mujhe naa toh opposition waalon se dikkat Hai naa he criminals se or naa he police haters se fuck them all woh lawda kuch nahi kar shaktey mera mujhse fatt jaati hai unki but the problem is baaki k 30% bc what the fuck kya chutiya log hain yaar... I mean seriously unke liye Jaan jokhim mein daalo and wohlog ye detey badle mein...

Anjali-sahi Bola...

Pooja-so meri research abhi puri nahi hui hai jab puri hogi toh isme se main main accounts waalon ko dhundenge or unke accounts or internet privileges hataadenge bc warna ye toh online gang he banaalenge apne khilaaf...

Main-exactly... By the way kitana time lagaaya tune abtak ispar...

Pooja-21 ghantey approximately...

Main-what the fuck.. Tu apna free time mujhe help karne k liye he use kar rahi kya...

Pooja-lol Haan.. But aajkal yahaan bhi free he paddi rehti toh kuch kaam he karleti issi bahaane anjali mam kaam naa deti mereko jyaada warna yaar mereko logon k mobile track karne kaa kaam milta hai...

Main-see isiliye I love you yaar... Thanks pehle toh and love you secondly...

Pooja-awww! No problem babes anything for you...


Continued....

 

[AP 316]

Thank you for the support everyone keep supporting..

 

[crazyrex]

Very nice and fantastic update bro

 

[Jaat boy]

Lage rho

 

[aka3829]

Mastam mast update tha bhidu. Kya likhrela he tu. Ek dum jhakas.
Waiting 4 next update

 

[W@gle]

Mast update biradar

 

[Acme]

Excellent update bhai.... keep writing

 

[Pintupaul]

Best like always

 

[Yellow Flash]

Nice