Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

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Update-62(Cricket-2)

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Powerplay kaa last over Sam ne daala or bc uska aatey he first ball par 6 maarke Vijay ne swagat kiya... Lekin agli ball Sam k naam rahi gand faad yorker maari or Vijay ko bowled maara seedha...

Vijay-27(9) bowled Sam...

Main-Shabbas bhenchod... Yahi caahiye tha..

Sab Sam ko congrats karne gaye.. Naya batsman jeetu aaya... Uss over mein fir Sam ne keval 1 run Orr diya..

4 over mein unka score hua 71-1 in 4...

Manoj-43(14) Jeetu - 1(1)..

Powerplay khatam hua or uske baad shanti rahi so next 6 overs mein aae 63 runs bina kissi wicket k... Iss bich commentators ne bhi gand maardi bc hindi commentary k liye international mein Jaana caahiye inlog ko... Kya kya word use kar rahe they..

Unka score hua

JN- 134-1 in 10 overs at 13.4 runs per over...

Manoj-68(30)
Jeetu-37(21)


Wohlog single double four par khel rahe they keval ghatiya balls par maar rahe they...

11th over vikram leke aaya...

Uski Pehli ball par ek hawai shot laga long on par rohit k just uppar se 6 gaya... Second par 4 slip nahi thi toh wahaan se gaya... 3rd ball par double liya unhone... 4th par usne bilkul seedha tejj shot maara 4 runs k liye... NEXT ball bhi lalach mein khelni caahi.. Lekin hawa mein gayi or Abhi ne ek badhiya catch pakada...

Manoj-84(35) out bowl Vikram caught Abhi...

Next batsman aaya Vaibhav...last ball iss over ki khaali nikali...

Total hua

JN- 150-2 in 11

Jeetu-37(21)
Vaibhav-0(1)

12th and 13th Rohit or lucky ne daale Jinmein 26 runs aae or Rohit ko jeetu kaa wicket milla... Rahul naya batsman tha...

Score hua 176-3 in 13...at 13.5 runs per over..

Jeetu-50(26) out bowled Rohit..

Vaibhav - 1(2)
Rahul-12(6)

13-14 ki run rate waise toh bahot jyaada thi lekin iss stage par itani jyaada nahi thi uppar se ground bhi batting k liye tha so humlog jyaada tension mein nahi they abhi... Lekin tension tab badh gayi jab 14th over mein Sunil ne 24 runs dediye...

Main-what the fuck... Bc 200 total lagaa k chalrahe they jo ki already bahot mushqill tha or abhi toh 6 balls bach bhi gayi...

JN.. - 200-3 in 14..at 14.2 runs per over...

Vaibhav-25(8)
RAHUL-12(6)

Sam kaa ek over bacha tha isliye main lucky or Rohit sam k pass gaye..

Rohit-bc tu he sahaara Hai 6 runs takk kaa over nikaal dey Agar bc isme bhi 15+ lage toh 15 ki he required aajaegi... Already impossible target horaha hai..

Lucky-Haan bc...

Rohit-uppar se bc batting lodu Hai apni..

Sam-I got this...

Main-speed ye dhyaan rakh bc speed..

Sam over leke aaya vaibhav strike par tha... Pehli he ball usne fast daali batsman ne lapedna caaha but bat par aai nahi.. Toh keval ek run he Milla unhe.. Second ball rahul ne kheli jo bhenchod gand faad yorker thi seedhe juttey(shoe) par lagi Rahul k or lbw out...

Commentator-Ungli Todd pair marrod ball thi ye Sam ki... Kya gajab ki speed hai ise ladke k pass ek din national KHELEGA dekhlena...

Sam-in maadarchod ko chup karaao re koi..

Rahul-12(7) lbw Sam..

Next batsman aaya Sonu... SAM ne ek or fast yorker daali iss baar bat laga lekin ball kahin gayi nahi wahin rehgayi... 0 run.. 4th ball sam ne daali speed se or bat kaa edge leke seedha keeper k pass...

Commentator-dekha ye hoti hai dead pitch par swing... Sam gajab hai school time se dekhraha hun iss ladke ko main bowling toh gajab karta he hai lekin batting bhi badhiya Hai iski ek sadha hua all-rounder...

Sonu-0(2) Caught Ravi bowl Sam..

2 ball baaki thi bc bus ye nikal jaae lekin aisa hua nahi next batsman ne aatey he Pehli ball aankh bandh karke lapedd di 6 run k liye. What the fuck.. Last ball par sam shyaana hogaya usne yorker kaa try kiya jo sahi paddi or seedha bowled... Gajab 7 run 3 wickets in final over...


Unka total score hua 207-6 in 15...

Commentator - toh ye score bahot jyaada hogaya gajab ki batting kaa pardarshan JN college dwaara MG college ab mushkil mein...

Humaara best bowler raha Sam. = 3-0-34-4...

Humlog lawde ki tarah munh latkaake Dugout ki side aae bc apne supporters k cehre latke hue they latkaney bhi caahiye bc aisa bhi koi maar khaata hai kya...


Rohit-OK boys it seems we got our ass kicked very badly..

Ravi-Holy Shit we got demolished...

Abhi-gand faad di bc...

So ab 10 minutes kaa break tha humlog dug out mein aake baithey toh humaare coach they Swami ji unka real name kuch Orr tha lekin humlog usko Swami ji he boltey they bada faadu banda hai or kaafi sahi coach haryana k liye Ranji khel chuka hai cricket mein... Football kaa bhi coach Hai... Or geniune banda hai khel ko leke emotional hai... Humlog isko pehle se jaantey hain... Rohit ki wajah se...

Swami-toh ye kya tha...

Humlog kuch nahi bole...

Swami-saala ek kona nahi chhoda jidhar chakka nahi khaaya tumlog.. Ab aise kya munh latka k khadey ho khaaya hai runs toh banana bhi padega naa...

Main-Hell yeah Swami ji...

Swami-Abe aise sabke saamne naa Bola Kar marwaaega kissi din...

Main-Apne he bandey hain ye sab... Koi kuch naa kahega...

Swami-kahunga toh main agar tu nahi challa toh saala ek toh gayab hogaya bina bataae Kal dikha tu mereko first time jab baat hui... Uppar se bolta hai tu cricket bhull gaya... Aise thodi hota hai tu bhoolgaya toh samjh ye match gaya...

Main-we got this Swamiji...


Swami-Open karega..?

Main-Hmmm...

Swami - Dekh Ravi humaara best opener hai or usko main badal nahi shakta Abhi uske sath jaata hai jo one down kaa player hai toh Agar tu caahe toh open karle...

Abhi-bilkul I dont have any problems..

Main-nahi yaar tu khel main thoda dekhleta kya situation hai...

Abhi or Ravi ready hue...

Swami - Ravi natural game kheliyo aggressive Abhi slow khel lega tu faad diyo...

Ravi-sure sir... Any Hints boss...

Main - gand maar dey Powerplay mein...

Ravi-hell yeah..

Ravi or Abhi gaye maine gloves and pads baandhi next mujhe Jaana tha...

Tabhi dugout k just piche baithi Nicki mam ne mujhe bulaa liya... Main udhar gaya... Wahaan Nicki mam k alaawa baaki Sab girls bhi baithi thi jaisa Maine bataya bc Sab dekhne aai hain beta AP solid beijjati hogi..

Main-Wassup mam...

Nicki - what was that dude...

Main-- we just got destroyed continuesly Unlog ne 10 minute kaa jo break hota woh bhi naa liya bichmein...


Nicki-tune bowl nahi daali...

Main-main chhod chuka bowling...

Nicki-oh seriously...

Main-remember hath mein Dard hone lagata hai...

Nicki-oh Haan Haan...toh ab...

Main-agar Ravi chal gaya toh kuch chances hain agar woh naa chala toh chaltey fir ghar..

Ritika-2 matches jeetaney haina... Ghar kyun 3 mein se 2 ek haar gaye toh kya dikkat...

Main-kyunki mam net run rate k hissab se hoga fir agar 2 teams ne bhi 2-2 matches jeetey toh Run Rate jin 2 teams ki jyaada hogi wahi jaayenge semis mein or Agar ye match hum jyaada difference se haare toh run rate bahot niche jaaegi... Fir mushqill hojaaega...

Riti-I see i see...

Main-ok main chalta fir...

Main dugout mein aake baitha Sam or rohit k bichmein...

Sam-bhai sahaab coach ko bolke ye pitch theek karwaaenge tournament k baad... Are bhenchod bowlers ki toh Maa he chhod degi ye aise toh... Bhenchod naa swing naa turn naa pace i mean what the fuck...

Main-beta soch main form mein hota toh teri kya gand todta iss pitch par...

Sam-Kal he bowled kiya tha tujhe yahin chutiye...

Main-Abe form mein hota toh teri chhod bhenchod ek team ki toh aisi Maa chhod deta wohlog match karne naa aatey..

Sam-lol ye toh hai...

Toh match suru hua Ravi or Abhi open kiye innings Unka koi fast bowler pehla over daalne aaya...


Continued ....

 

[AP 316]

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[Hunterrrr69]

Update-62(Cricket-2)

​

Powerplay kaa last over Sam ne daala or bc uska aatey he first ball par 6 maarke Vijay ne swagat kiya... Lekin agli ball Sam k naam rahi gand faad yorker maari or Vijay ko bowled maara seedha...

Vijay-27(9) bowled Sam...

Main-Shabbas bhenchod... Yahi caahiye tha..

Sab Sam ko congrats karne gaye.. Naya batsman jeetu aaya... Uss over mein fir Sam ne keval 1 run Orr diya..

4 over mein unka score hua 71-1 in 4...

Manoj-43(14) Jeetu - 1(1)..

Powerplay khatam hua or uske baad shanti rahi so next 6 overs mein aae 63 runs bina kissi wicket k... Iss bich commentators ne bhi gand maardi bc hindi commentary k liye international mein Jaana caahiye inlog ko... Kya kya word use kar rahe they..

Unka score hua

JN- 134-1 in 10 overs at 13.4 runs per over...

Manoj-68(30)
Jeetu-37(21)


Wohlog single double four par khel rahe they keval ghatiya balls par maar rahe they...

11th over vikram leke aaya...

Uski Pehli ball par ek hawai shot laga long on par rohit k just uppar se 6 gaya... Second par 4 slip nahi thi toh wahaan se gaya... 3rd ball par double liya unhone... 4th par usne bilkul seedha tejj shot maara 4 runs k liye... NEXT ball bhi lalach mein khelni caahi.. Lekin hawa mein gayi or Abhi ne ek badhiya catch pakada...

Manoj-84(35) out bowl Vikram caught Abhi...

Next batsman aaya Vaibhav...last ball iss over ki khaali nikali...

Total hua

JN- 150-2 in 11

Jeetu-37(21)
Vaibhav-0(1)

12th and 13th Rohit or lucky ne daale Jinmein 26 runs aae or Rohit ko jeetu kaa wicket milla... Rahul naya batsman tha...

Score hua 176-3 in 13...at 13.5 runs per over..

Jeetu-50(26) out bowled Rohit..

Vaibhav - 1(2)
Rahul-12(6)

13-14 ki run rate waise toh bahot jyaada thi lekin iss stage par itani jyaada nahi thi uppar se ground bhi batting k liye tha so humlog jyaada tension mein nahi they abhi... Lekin tension tab badh gayi jab 14th over mein Sunil ne 24 runs dediye...

Main-what the fuck... Bc 200 total lagaa k chalrahe they jo ki already bahot mushqill tha or abhi toh 6 balls bach bhi gayi...

JN.. - 200-3 in 14..at 14.2 runs per over...

Vaibhav-25(8)
RAHUL-12(6)

Sam kaa ek over bacha tha isliye main lucky or Rohit sam k pass gaye..

Rohit-bc tu he sahaara Hai 6 runs takk kaa over nikaal dey Agar bc isme bhi 15+ lage toh 15 ki he required aajaegi... Already impossible target horaha hai..

Lucky-Haan bc...

Rohit-uppar se bc batting lodu Hai apni..

Sam-I got this...

Main-speed ye dhyaan rakh bc speed..

Sam over leke aaya vaibhav strike par tha... Pehli he ball usne fast daali batsman ne lapedna caaha but bat par aai nahi.. Toh keval ek run he Milla unhe.. Second ball rahul ne kheli jo bhenchod gand faad yorker thi seedhe juttey(shoe) par lagi Rahul k or lbw out...

Commentator-Ungli Todd pair marrod ball thi ye Sam ki... Kya gajab ki speed hai ise ladke k pass ek din national KHELEGA dekhlena...

Sam-in maadarchod ko chup karaao re koi..

Rahul-12(7) lbw Sam..

Next batsman aaya Sonu... SAM ne ek or fast yorker daali iss baar bat laga lekin ball kahin gayi nahi wahin rehgayi... 0 run.. 4th ball sam ne daali speed se or bat kaa edge leke seedha keeper k pass...

Commentator-dekha ye hoti hai dead pitch par swing... Sam gajab hai school time se dekhraha hun iss ladke ko main bowling toh gajab karta he hai lekin batting bhi badhiya Hai iski ek sadha hua all-rounder...

Sonu-0(2) Caught Ravi bowl Sam..

2 ball baaki thi bc bus ye nikal jaae lekin aisa hua nahi next batsman ne aatey he Pehli ball aankh bandh karke lapedd di 6 run k liye. What the fuck.. Last ball par sam shyaana hogaya usne yorker kaa try kiya jo sahi paddi or seedha bowled... Gajab 7 run 3 wickets in final over...


Unka total score hua 207-6 in 15...

Commentator - toh ye score bahot jyaada hogaya gajab ki batting kaa pardarshan JN college dwaara MG college ab mushkil mein...

Humaara best bowler raha Sam. = 3-0-34-4...

Humlog lawde ki tarah munh latkaake Dugout ki side aae bc apne supporters k cehre latke hue they latkaney bhi caahiye bc aisa bhi koi maar khaata hai kya...


Rohit-OK boys it seems we got our ass kicked very badly..

Ravi-Holy Shit we got demolished...

Abhi-gand faad di bc...

So ab 10 minutes kaa break tha humlog dug out mein aake baithey toh humaare coach they Swami ji unka real name kuch Orr tha lekin humlog usko Swami ji he boltey they bada faadu banda hai or kaafi sahi coach haryana k liye Ranji khel chuka hai cricket mein... Football kaa bhi coach Hai... Or geniune banda hai khel ko leke emotional hai... Humlog isko pehle se jaantey hain... Rohit ki wajah se...

Swami-toh ye kya tha...

Humlog kuch nahi bole...

Swami-saala ek kona nahi chhoda jidhar chakka nahi khaaya tumlog.. Ab aise kya munh latka k khadey ho khaaya hai runs toh banana bhi padega naa...

Main-Hell yeah Swami ji...

Swami-Abe aise sabke saamne naa Bola Kar marwaaega kissi din...

Main-Apne he bandey hain ye sab... Koi kuch naa kahega...

Swami-kahunga toh main agar tu nahi challa toh saala ek toh gayab hogaya bina bataae Kal dikha tu mereko first time jab baat hui... Uppar se bolta hai tu cricket bhull gaya... Aise thodi hota hai tu bhoolgaya toh samjh ye match gaya...

Main-we got this Swamiji...


Swami-Open karega..?

Main-Hmmm...

Swami - Dekh Ravi humaara best opener hai or usko main badal nahi shakta Abhi uske sath jaata hai jo one down kaa player hai toh Agar tu caahe toh open karle...

Abhi-bilkul I dont have any problems..

Main-nahi yaar tu khel main thoda dekhleta kya situation hai...

Abhi or Ravi ready hue...

Swami - Ravi natural game kheliyo aggressive Abhi slow khel lega tu faad diyo...

Ravi-sure sir... Any Hints boss...

Main - gand maar dey Powerplay mein...

Ravi-hell yeah..

Ravi or Abhi gaye maine gloves and pads baandhi next mujhe Jaana tha...

Tabhi dugout k just piche baithi Nicki mam ne mujhe bulaa liya... Main udhar gaya... Wahaan Nicki mam k alaawa baaki Sab girls bhi baithi thi jaisa Maine bataya bc Sab dekhne aai hain beta AP solid beijjati hogi..

Main-Wassup mam...

Nicki - what was that dude...

Main-- we just got destroyed continuesly Unlog ne 10 minute kaa jo break hota woh bhi naa liya bichmein...


Nicki-tune bowl nahi daali...

Main-main chhod chuka bowling...

Nicki-oh seriously...

Main-remember hath mein Dard hone lagata hai...

Nicki-oh Haan Haan...toh ab...

Main-agar Ravi chal gaya toh kuch chances hain agar woh naa chala toh chaltey fir ghar..

Ritika-2 matches jeetaney haina... Ghar kyun 3 mein se 2 ek haar gaye toh kya dikkat...

Main-kyunki mam net run rate k hissab se hoga fir agar 2 teams ne bhi 2-2 matches jeetey toh Run Rate jin 2 teams ki jyaada hogi wahi jaayenge semis mein or Agar ye match hum jyaada difference se haare toh run rate bahot niche jaaegi... Fir mushqill hojaaega...

Riti-I see i see...

Main-ok main chalta fir...

Main dugout mein aake baitha Sam or rohit k bichmein...

Sam-bhai sahaab coach ko bolke ye pitch theek karwaaenge tournament k baad... Are bhenchod bowlers ki toh Maa he chhod degi ye aise toh... Bhenchod naa swing naa turn naa pace i mean what the fuck...

Main-beta soch main form mein hota toh teri kya gand todta iss pitch par...

Sam-Kal he bowled kiya tha tujhe yahin chutiye...

Main-Abe form mein hota toh teri chhod bhenchod ek team ki toh aisi Maa chhod deta wohlog match karne naa aatey..

Sam-lol ye toh hai...

Toh match suru hua Ravi or Abhi open kiye innings Unka koi fast bowler pehla over daalne aaya...


Continued ....

Gadar gaand faad Di JN wallo ne too
Let seee in next update AP show milega ya nhi