Update-76(Ruhi-1)
Main khudse he bakchodi kartey hue so gaya kyunki jab confirm hua ki CBI waalon kaa hacking karwaane mein koi hath nahi hai or Ruhi k bataane k baad mera gussa kam hogaya tha and ab jab soke uthaa toh dimag ekdum centre mein tha mujhe 10 Minute lage aaj ki ghatnaao kaa recap karne k liye fir yaad aaya kya kya kand kiye maine...
Main-Bhen chod Maa he chhod di ye toh cbi ki..
What the fuck sorry bolna padega Anjana darling ko pehle toh jaake bc cbi chief se panga sun dimag dekh bura Maan yaa bhalla gandu toh hai tu bhosdk thoda rukka toh kar gusse mein kar kya lega tu bhosdk aisi serious situation mein gussa karega toh meri gand marregi uppar se bc ek toh gusse mein dimag kaam naa karta toh bc koi idea naa milta uppar se kissi ki bhi gand maardeta hai fir baad mein problem hoti hai... Ek maal thi cbi mein bc uske sath he panga karta hai.. Anjana is hot as fuck bc..
Wiase maal toh Varsha bhi mast thi...
Main-Jaa naa be tharki maadarchod tujhe tharak k alaawa kuch sujhta bhi hai bc... Waise Varsha se jyaada cute Meera thi or apne se thodi he badi hai age mein...
Naa be woh maadarchod comedy karti hai serious situations mein bhi bc ajeeb lawdi hai...
Main-lekin cute hai or maal bhi woh important hai bc...
Yahi distraction toh caahiye thi jo nind or bakchodi ne dedi finally dimag centre mein aaya or main room keys waapis karke RR leke CBI headquarters ki taraf aaya or Raastey mein Ek Store par rukk kar ek chocolate bhi leli bhenchod 250 rupaye ki chocolate koi deta hai kya maadarchod... Ab CBI headquarters mein aake maine Abeer ko call kiya...
Main-yo babes kidhar ho...
Abeer-Thanks God tu shant hogaya bc... Uppar aaja room 404 mein...
Maine phone cut kiya or uppar pohancha room ka gate already open tha toh main andar aagaya Wahaan par humaari team k alaawa Varsha Anjana or Meera thi Pooja or meera computers par lagi paddi thi no idea kya kar rahi thi...
Main-Yo Wassup guys..
Anjana-Dekho-2 kon aaya hai Subah itana sab karke matter ko serious banaake aise gayab hogaye jaise kuch hua he nahi...
Main-Actually first of all sorry...
Ye sun sablog ne mujhe ghurra...
Main-Idhar udhar dekho be tumlog... secondly gayab nahi hua Tha ye lene gaya tha...
Ye bolke maine usko chocolate di...
Main-I am sorry you know mera dimag kaise kaam karta hai or isme mera koi hath nahi tha sab issi kaa kiya dharra tha...
Anjana-A Chocolate AP seriously what am I an 5 year old or what...?
Main-what the fuck I spent 15 minutes on the Shitty streets of Delhi to get you this and you say that...A gift is a gift it doesn't matter what it is...
Anjana-OK ok i feel you...
Main-So we good now..?
Anjana-Nope...
Main-ok samjh gaya kya caahiye tumhe ok listen I owe you one... 1 case kabhi bhi solve karwaana Ho yaa koi dusri problem ho then call me I'll help You... Jaisi apni deal hui thi you help me i help you...
Anjana - Done...
Main - So we good now...
Anjana-Haan jabtak tum meri respect kartey ho..
Main - OH my god.. I always Respect beautiful Persons...
Anjali-Did you just literally flirted with the chief of CBI...?
Main-No i didn't...
Ami-yes you did..
Main-Shut up... Ok again i am sorry All of you and Haan or ye toh sochana bhi Matt ki main isliye sorry bolraha hun ki main tumhaare seniors se darr gaya no not at all i dont care and you know that...
Anjana - Yeah yeah pata hai...
Main-and Haan I know ki tumne kissi k order par he woh sab kiya hai but still a mistake is a mistake belive me i will find them and they'll be very sorry for what they did...
Anjana-OK...
Main-so Poo kahaan pohanchey humlog...
Poo-Me and meera tracked the signal Yahin Delhi se he operate kiya gaya tha sab I have traced its IP thoda time lagega but hum usse bina pata lage Uski exact location pata karlenge jaise he woh hack ki hui documents kholenge...
Main-Great... But ek second rukko the thing i need first is exactly kya kya gaya uski copy... I want to see everything...
Poo-15 minutes boss...
Tabhi Ruhi kaa call aaya mere mobile par...
Main-Yo...?
Ruhi-you good..?
Main-Haan good now..
Ruhi-Deepu babhi told me kya hua...
Main-Haan or tumne bacha liya mujhe literally... Bahot chutiyapaa hojaata warna...
Ruhi-I got you dude...
Main-So ek baar firse same question but I need better answer...
Ruhi-ok pucho...
Main-Kya Koi meri medicines se Meri disease takk pohanch shakta Hai or Agar naa toh kyun nahi...?
Ruhi-Oh believe me koi nahi pohanch shakta mere alaawa because jo dawaai unn bills mein Hain woh bahot jyaada hain...
Main-Haan Haan maalum Hai main daily khaata tha or kisko maalum hoga...
Ruhi-exactly or woh dawaaiyaan bahot jyaada nervous system related disorders, tumors etcetera k liye use ki jaati hain uppar se Vertigo ne Tumhaari bimaari ko badal he diya i mean pehle ye tha ki you have something wrong with your brain but abhi vertigo me tumhaara dimag he badal diya I mean medical world mein iski koi explanation hai nahi kyunki tumhe koi bimaari hai he nahi... Woh tumhaara Dimaag hai jo sab karta hai bimaar tum tab hotey agar tumhe kuch problem hoti mind related jo hain nahi so basically you are good to go...
Main-ok OK... Ye sab tum pehle bataa chuki ho ki bimaari hai nahi koi or ye baat fact hai because mujhe koi tumor yaa fir disorder nahi hai dimag mein naa koi memory loss wagairaah wagairaah main bus yahi confirm Kar raha tha ki koi dhund shakta Hai kya isko...
Ruhi-Oh no not at all i spent months with you so only I know ki ye sab hai kya agar koi dusara doctor 2-3 months takk keval tumhaare sath he rahe naa tab jaake ye sab bata paaega woh or tum sochrahe ho ki keval medicines se he pehchaan lenge woh no way dude.. Thats impossible... Only your doctor can do that and that's me...
Main-Brilliant... Thanks darling...
Ruhi-Anytime babes... Sun abhi ek tumor surgery karni hai mereko and usme kaafi time lagega so agar koi kaam Hai toh abhi boldey baadmein Atleast 5 se 8 hours mujhse koi contact naa hopaaega...
Main-what the fuck 5 se 8 hours itana lamba toh log sotey nahi hain tu operation karegi itani derr...
Ruhi-lol welcome to my life dude... 2 hours toh patient ko prepare karne mein lagenge and then operation suru hoga that'll take 3-6 hours fir after surgery kuch time patient ko monitor karne mein bhi lagega ki bina koi complications k stabilized hogaya hai yaa nahi uske vital signs monitor karne padenge bahot kuch hota hai... Abhi tumor chota Hai warna 10 hours takk lag shaktey hain..
Main-or tabtak tu operation theatre mein he rahegi...
Ruhi-yep... We can only drink coffee or water inside to help our brain concentrate abhi Khaana khaarahi hai puri team then suru karenge...
Main-holy fuck Ruhi you are just great...
RUHI-doctors are Great... Ab tu bol koi or kaam...?
Main-Naa naa sab clear hogaya... Aaram se surgery kar i hope everything goes well... Best of luck...
Ruhi-thanks babes...
Call disconnected...
Meera hacked documents ki copy nikaal rahi thi or Pooja uss ip k piche paddi thi dono milakar kaafi behtreen kaam Kar rahe they aisa mujhe meera k assistant ne bataaya warna lawda mujhe kuch naa Pata in sabke baare mein.. Usbandey k anushaar Ye dono milakar kuch bhi hack kar shaktey hain... Jo sunkar acha laga...
20 minutes baad Meera ne mujhe documents ki copy di ki kya kya hack hua maine dekha toh usme humaare thikaane they lekin sab nahi they jo common hai keval wahi they uske alaawa mera routine uss time kaa ki main doctor k pass kab jaata tha sota kitana tha wagairaah fir humaari cars ki info jo I am sure puri nahi thi because list mein bahot Kam cars thi uske baad mere behavior k baare mein notes jo i am sure CBI k Psychiatrist ne liye honge meri family se uske alawa humaare kuch khass guards jaise Shyaam Kaka, Mohan, Vardhaan, Or ek do guards unke thikaane uske alaawa humaare businesses or offices ki list jo ki incomplete thi kyunki khud mujhe nahi pata humaare sab offices or businesses kya kya hain or inmein kuch naam woh nahi hain jo mujhe maalum Hai it means bhai ne CBI ko info jarur di but soch samjh k di keval mere related bakchodi kaa data he diya bhai is so smart men so smart...
Fir aaye mere medicine bills jo 4 they per month jo medicines main leke aata tha hospital k medical se uski copy thi bhenchod 15000 k uppar ki ek bill bc... Lekin unn bills k last mein jaise he meri najar gayi meri gand fatt gayi...
Main-Oh fuck oh fuck...
Anjali-Kya hua..?
Main-ye dekh...
Anjali-Bills hain ye toh iska kya dekhun..?
Main-Niche...
Anjali ne niche dekha...
Mangal-Kya hai Anjali...
Anjali-Ispar Ruhi k hospital kaa naam or Ruhi kaa naam bhi hai... Prescription Written By Dr. RUHI Sparsh Hospital...
Main-Or Ruhi ne mujhe bataaya ki uske alaawa Koi doctor mere baare mein info nahi de shakta... Keval Wahi ek hai...
Mangal-oh fuck Ruhi is in trouble...
Anjali-Holy shit Ruhi ki jaan ko khatra hai...
Main-We gotta go guys... FAST...
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