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Update-10(The Swag)
Anjali-chinta matt karo Aaplog AP ne kahaa hai toh Abdul jaldi he sahi salaamat aajaega ...
Javed-thankyou Sir .. We will go back to pak after that...
Main-unhunn ! Don't worry you guyss can stay here ...Tumhaare Desh k loggon ki umeed tumpar tikki hain so stay here and help us ...Koi problem tumhe nahi hogi uska promise main karta hun...
Jamaal-But how.. Humein laga tha CBI runs everything around here...
Main-naa naa I run everything around here...chinta matt karo main keval dikhne mein chhota lagta hun lekin hun Nahi ...
Humlog wahaan pohanchey toh ye ek bar type tha jiski shakal Bollywood k 90's k bars jaise lag rahi thi uske bahaar 2-4 Prsotitutes khaddi thi unke pass 2-4 aadmi daru peeke jhumrahe they...or wahi gate par Sambhu khadda tha mota bhainse jaisa shareer or kala rang bhenchod Koyle kaa paid kahin kaa... Toh humlog uske pass gaye...
Sambhu-Parnaam sahaab log...
Main-parnaam parnaam kya khabbar hai...
Viju-Sahaab pakka toh nahi but Mere hissab se ye Viju kaa kaam hai unlog ne he ek bandey ko kidnap kiya hai aaj ...viju or uske log Andar he hain bhai koi Civilians nahi hai aaram se tapkaa shaktey sabko...
Main-hatt be chutiya samjha hai kya ...ab aise cockroaches ko maarenge hum yahi kaam rehgaya hai.....lekin haan agar tereko Viju ko tapkaane kaa hai toh bindaas tapkaadey humlog aise react karenge jaise kuch hua he naa ho...
Sambhu-Are nahi nahi bhai majaak kar raha tha ...
Main-laga tha mujhe bhi...Javed bhai aap Andar jaao check karo wahi hai kya and fikar not we got your back...
Javed-ji...
Ye bol woh teeno Andar enter hue or unke piche piche hum... Andar lights dim thi or slow music chalraha tha or ek jhantu se sofa par Baitha tha woh Viju apni 2 maal Rakhilon k sath...or uske agal bagal 15-16 aadmi they Jo I am sure uske chamche honge ...Humlog ek kone mein hogaye or woh teeno aage gaye or aage jaatey he Viju ne unhe dekh liya and usne turant music bandh karwaaya ...Woh hansta hua unke pass aaya...
Viju-bola tha tumlog ko main salla bola tha ki chale jaana warna marroge Sab k Sab...ab bhugto...
Ye bolke usne apni gun nikaal li...I am sure ki woh chalaata nahi as uski gand mein utana dum nahi hai ...
Viju-bolo bhailog thokdun...
Mangal-Aise kaise thokdega bhenchod halwa hai kya...humlog kya idhar YouTube videos banaane ko aae hain bhalla... BC bol raha thokdega aise kaise bhosdk...
Ye bolke humlog ne centre mein entry maari or humein Wahaan dekh k Viju ki gand fatt gayi...
Main-Bhosdk Durr hatjaa unse warna ye bandukh tere wahaan daaldunga jahaan Suraj nahi ugtaa...
Anjali-eeewwwww! ....
Main- sorry but filhaal k liye yahi dialogue aaya dimag mein...
Abeer ne Viju ko laat di jisase woh side mein jaa girra...
Abeer- bhosdk baithney ko kon bolega...
Viju-aa.a.a.a.iye bhai aaiye...
Ye sunke uski female friends sofa se uthi or humlog sofas par baithey ....
Ye dekh FIa waale bhi surprised they hona bhi caahiye aakhirkaar AP kaa first impression hota he aisa hai...
Viju-b.b.b.b.bhai aaplog yahaan...
Main-wasssupp...bus tera haal chaal puchney chala aaya log bolrahe they Jaundice hua hai tereko ...ab kaisa hai dawaai leta haina time se.......
Viju-w..w woh theek ...
Main-chup bhosdk...lawde jaisi shakal hai or hath mein revolver rakhta hai bhosdk aise log hotey hain Jo Train k horn ko sunke taaliyaan bajaatey hain jhantu kahin kaa...ye bata Abdul kahaan hai...
Viju-m.m.main nahi j.jaanta bhai...
Main-teri maa ki chinni kam chaaey...
Ye bolke Maine Deagle nikaali jisse dekhtey he Viju ki already fatti gand or jyaada fattgayi...
Viju-.bhbhbhai maarna nahi maarna nahi...a leke aao usko...
Ye bolke uska ek aadmi turant Andar gaya or apne sath ek 24-25 age kaa young bodybuilder hatta katta lekin innocent looking bandey ko leke aaya...ji haan wahi tha Abdul ...usse dekhtey he FIA waalon ki khussi kaa thikaana naa raha ...
Uske cehre par kuch chott k nishaan they I mean usko dhoya tha kissi ne...
Main-Abdul kissne hath lagaaya tumhe...
Ye suntey he Abdul ne viju ki taraf ungali uthaai...
Main-Beat his ass ...fod daal saale ko...
Abdul-no sir it's okkk ...
Main-kya baat karta hai yaar badla toh le...
Abdul-no sir I am good...
Abeer-Abdul bhai tu bole toh main lelun badla...
Main-nahi bilkul nahi maarna nahi hai usko be...
Abeer- bus thoda saa Twist...
Or main kuch bolta usase pehle Abeer ne Viju kaa right hand pakada or apne dono hathon mein fansaake ek jhatke mein Todd diya...ab Viju bechaara chilaaye..
Main-what the fuck...
Abeer- ye new technique faadu hai boss...
Main-fuck you bitch...
Main-so bhailog Sab suno jitane bhi gundey mawaali hai yahaan ,Ye Sab humaare mehmaan hai or humaare yahaan mehmaan bhagwaan samaan hota hai ,tumhaara kya bigaada inhone Jo tumlog ne kidnap kiya isko BC Ek taraf sarkaar India pak ki relationship badhiya karne par jorr de rahi hai or tumlog ye ghatiya harkatein kar rahe India Pakistan ek he hain bich mein boundaries hui toh kya hua...Or dhyaan se sunlo kissi ne inki taraf aankh bhi uthaai aage se toh bina warning thokdunga... Thankyou have a nice day...
Ye bolke humlog wahaan se khaddey hue or bahaar ko aae ab Javed bhai or baaki lage thankyou thankyou khelne or pehli baar Maine uss Ladki ki awaaj suni jab usne mujhe thankyou kahaa kaafi cute si awaaj thi uski...
Beta bolraha hun main isko heroine lele awaaj bhi cute hai dekh or kya lega ab....
Bhag bhosdk shut up...
Humlog Cars mein aae ab Abeer drive kar raha tha Javed uske sath baitha tha aage... Jamaal ,Abdul or Nazia middle mein and main or Anjali aaram se piche...
Abeer-abe tum dono ek sath matt baitha karo BC....
Main-kyun be...
Abeer- BC ab tum lagoge flirting waali bakwass karne bore maaroge sabko...
Main-dekha anjali humaara pyaar hajam nahi hota loggon se...
Anjali-i know I know jealous log...
Abeer- hogaye BC suru...
Uske baad Javed ne Abdul ko bataaya ki kaise kya hua...
Main-A jaanwar...
Abeer- haan...
Main-Woh Ruhi k hospital lele...Abdul ko dawaai wagairaah lagwaadetey...
Abeer-ok...
Abdul-arrey no problem sir I am good iski jarurat nahi hai...
Main-first of all no sir ...second tum theek nahi ho lekin haan ho jaaoge jaldi he ....or abse tum team kaa part ho toh tumhaari safety meri jimmedaari hai...
Javed-waise whose the boss here...
Anjali- Not me meri taraf matt dekho yaar I work for AP....
Main-our boss is Deva bhai and our team captain is Anjali daahling...
Javed-Deva sir Woh politician the super power of north India....
Main-yess yes exactly...
Javed-humlog mille they unse bahot ache insaan hain woh kissi ne bataaya humein ki cbi k against wahi help kar shaktey keval toh Humlog ne CBI ki complaint ki unse ...unhone help ki toh CBI waale kuch din k liye Soft they but firse wahi Sab suru hogaya ....
Main- CBI sucks men....Deva bhai is our elder brother...
Javed-wow matlab aapki puri family he helpful hai...
Main-bhai is god yaar humlog unke baraabar mein kuch nahi...
Humlog Ruhi k hospital pohanchey or ab baari thi maar khaane ki...Main ekdum ready tha thappad ,ghussa, laat Jo bhi aae uske liye...
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