Update-128(Studying)
Thodi derr baad Ravi and Sam mere liye 5 books leke aae jo bc kaafi moti moti thi..
Main-Bc ye toh easy hai karlunga main 5 books..
Sam-Beta he 3 he subjects ki hain... Communicative English, Environmental Studies and Applied physics...
Main-What the fuck..
Ravi-Aise bakchodi mein time waste naa kar gandu padhle ab chup chaap.. Or sun next 3 ghantey takk agar Sutta peena Hai toh akele he Jaana..ye le Paani ki bottle...
Main-bitch 11 baje hain dekhtey hain kon sabse pehle hillta hai yahaan se....
Ravi-Deal.. Next cigarette ussi ki jo pehle utha..
Sam-Deal..
Main-Deal lekin agar tum mein se koi mujhse bola yaa mujhse kissi bhi tarah se disturb kiya toh deal over or gand foddunga uski woh alag..
So humlog ne chairs thodi durr durr khiskaai.. Sabse pehle maine English ko chunna because I love English or ye easy bhi thi.. I mean thodi moti jarur thi kitaab but mujhe pura nahi padhna tha usko bus topic headlines paddhlunga wahi bahot Hai.. Or uske liye mereko dimag ki jarurat thi....
Lawde dekhraha hai ye sab..
Haan andha nahi hun main bhosdk...
Chup chaap kaam par lagjaa ye English mujhe aaj shyaam takk clear caahiye ijjat beijjati kaa sawaal hai...
"Hojaaega"lekin bichmein koi bakchodi nahi caahiye mujhe calm and silence..
Main-Done..
Sam-Kya done..?
Main-Nothing flow flow mein nikal gaya.
So ab Meri or mere dimag ki bet lagi ki main pehle ek jagah baitha baitha thakk jaaunga yaa fir woh padhta padhta.. 30 minute mujhe sareer ko calm karne mein lage.. Mind reboot hua... Or fir maine padhna suru kiya 11:30am par..
Communication English... Sab bakchodi bharri paddi thi isme kuch bhi samjhne laayak nahi tha..
Topic suru hue "Process of communication"... . Encoding decoding.. Ideation
Transmission feedback..
Sender, Reciver, Channel, code, topic, message,context,
Noice, filters, barriers.. Importance of Audience.. Its purpose.. Starting mein thodi dikkat hui lekin thodi he derr mein Main track par aagaya.. Ek time par lag raha tha ki bc sirr Dard karne lagega lekin hua nahi aisa.. Lucky gang bhi wahaan aai or humaare saamne 3 tables par alag alag hoke baithgayi.. 12.30 pm last baar maine aaju baaju dekha ki kya horaha hai uske baad pata nahi kab dekha maine...
Modes of communication.. Verbal non verbal.. Oral, written, visual, auditory, body language... Bc topics aise jaarahe they maano bullet train Stations cross Kar rahi ho.. Bhenchod ajeeb English hai koi story toh hai he nahi..
Lekin English intresting tab bani jab isme signs aane lage bc unko yaad karne mein maja he alag aaya mereko.. Or bhagwaan ki daya se mujhe 50% he padhni paddi.. Kyunki baaki grammar thi sab jo bhenchod mere baaein hath kaa khel tha...English done fuck yeah bitch.. .. Or uske baad maine EVS uthaai bc easy as fuck usme kuch bhi nahi tha same 10th class waali EVS bus chapter name padha and aage badha... Toh kull milake maine 2 books clear kardi thi filhaal..
And 2 subject clear.. Done... Maine mobile nikaala toh 4.30 baj gaye they.. Ravi Or Sam ki gand fatti paddi thi jo unki shakal se saaf najar aaraha tha... Ab problem ye hui ki Paani ki bottle khatam hogayi.. Or abhi gang bhi wahan nahi thi toh Paani waali problem hogayi...
Main-bc Jaan bujh kar Saara Paani pee gaye lawdo.. Uthaane ki soch rahe ho... Lawda Mera uthega aise...
Sam-Bc aisa kya kho gaya tha be tu...
Main-aise he khota hun main jab dimag meri body ko take over kar leta hai fir woh keval ek he jagah focus karta hai..
Maine Nicki mam ko Message kiya unse puchne ko ki yahin ho yaa nahi.. Toh unka reply aaya 1 he minute mein ki "Haan" toh maine unko kahaa ek Paani ki bottle deke jaaein andar... Unka reply aaya 5 minute mein aarahi..
Main-Lawda Mera Paani aaagaya mera toh.. Main nahi uthne waala aaj... Abhi English evs dono khatam hui..
Sam-Dude your mind is fucking crazy bhenchod..
Main-haina... I am too fast..
Ravi-I mean bc seriously tujhe nahi maalum ki humlog yahaan se 3 baar uthke bahaar jaake aae...
Main - What the fuck..
Sam-Or nahi toh kya bc.. 3 baar Sutta break le chuke hain hum or tujhse 1 feet ki durri par baithey hain hum.. Tujhe matlab 1% idea bhi nahi tha ki tere agal bagal mein kya horaha hai..
Main - ofcourse not.. Bola toh be my mind was focused...
Sam-Bhenchod tera dimag is scary fast..
Ravi-Itani concentration I mean bc gajab... Pehle Bhi naa Tha aise toh tu..
Main - all thanks to vertigo.. Bc meri concentration toh puch he Matt...
Ravi-dekha abhi humne...
Main-chalo toh fir ab ghar he chaltey hain... Bc English EVS Dono semester ki clear hogayi... It feels fucking awesome..
Ravi-agar ghar par padhna hai toh Ye books sath le chal main bataa dunga Librarians ko..
Main-Hell yeah ghar par padhna hai..
Humlog ne woh books uthaai or library se bahaar aae.. Library k gate k just saamne Nicki mam Khaddi thi hath mein Paani ki bottle liye.. Woh andar dene he aarahi thi Paani lekin bahaar kuch students ne roukk liya unko... Arushi and Ananya they wahaan par... Shayad wohlog bhi ghar he jaarahe they kyunki unhone apne bags wagairaah Taang rakhe they..
Nicki-Sorry just aa he rahi thi andar main... Inka thoda kaam Tha..
Main-No worries we are good.. You know i cleared First years ENGLISH And EVS in just 5 hours...
Nicki-Oh my God.. That's insane.. You are faster then ever...
Main--I know or ek second bhi nahi Hilla main apni jagah se..
Nicki-bus aise toh fir sab clear hai..
Main-Yep yep..
Nicki-By the way notes wagairaah Sab mill gaye tumhe..?
Main-evs, English and Applied physics k hain khaali..
Nicki-Kissi se puchleta first semester k I guess Arushi k pass hain complete..
Arus-Actually nahi hai mam.... I mean ho bhi shaktey hain kyunki last semester k baad dekha he nahi hai unko kahaan hain kaise hain..
Nicki-Nice Arushi nice... Way to go..
Main-Iska maalum Hai mereko books bechke ice-cream khaa gayi hogi ye..
Arus-Shut up yaar..
Nicki - Anaa tumhaare pass bhi toh haina...
Main-Anaa kon hai ye ab..?
Nicki-Ananya.. Nick name hai iska Anaa..
Main-Oh sorry my bad..
Ana-I hope sab ek jagah he honge.. Hain jarur sab sambhaalke rakhe hain..
Main-Brilliant..
Nicki-bus fir Anaa se lelena... Lelena kya agar abhi de shakti hai toh abhi lele.. I mean raat raat mein toh tu 2 subjects clear kar lega..
Anaa-I mean i dont have any problems.. Lekin mere ghar par chalna padega uske liye..
Main - ummm!sure...
Nicki-awesome.. Apne driver ko call karke bolo aaj naa aae AP drop kardega tumhe...
Ana-No no its ok aane he waale honge kaka waise bhi...
Nicki-Aae toh nahi haina ek he jagah Jaana Hai toh sath chale jaao.. I am sure AP ko koi problem nahi hogi..
Main - I don't mind itani help kar rahi ho meri toh main itana toh kar he shakta hun..
Anaa-Pakka...
Main-100 takka..
Ana-Thank-you.. I am almost done here ready when you are...
Main-I am ready right now.. I'll meet you in parking in 5 minutes..
Ana-Sure.. See you there...
Ye bolke Ananya or Arushi wahaan se chali gayi... Maine unhe isliye bheja ki mujhe abhi abhi dhyaan aaya ki main bike par aaya tha bc I mean aisa nahi tha ki aisi waisi bike thi achi khaasi bike thi but I hate bike riding with girls...
Main - Nicki mam Apni car rent par doge..
Nicki-kyun tumlog naa leke aaye aaj..? Tumhaari crores waali cars..
Main-aise maska matt lagaao jaise Santro chalaatey ho.. Audi Jaguar and 2 BMW hain aapke pass maalum Hai mereko...
Nicki--haan Haan lekin tumhaare waali se toh sasti he hain... 1 BMW dad ki hai by the way..
Main-Chaabi do naa yaar kya pakka rele ho.. Humlog aaj bike se aaye hain teeno...
Nicki-haaa! Triple ridding is illegal on two wheelers dude.. Chaalaan katwaaoge..
Main-aji Haan chaalaan katwaane k liye he election jeeta hai humne north India mein...
Ravi-ahahahahahah.. True..
Nicki-hehhehehe... Nice one.. Ye le chaabi.. Sun seedha ghar aajaiyo gaadi leke aaj ritika ne chutti Lee thi and abhi free Hai maths karwaadegi tereko...
Main-Oh hell yeah.. Main soch he raha tha maths k rattey kaise maarunga... Thanks...
Nicki-Waise ye Ananya kaa kya scene hai...??
Main - Aise innocent naa bano aapko sab maalum Hai...
Nicki-I know bus confirm Kar rahi thi...
Main-lol... Bye.. Tumlog ek banda Nicki mam ko chhodke aao dusara Auto leke nikalo...
Sam-Main chhod aaunga..
Ravi-OK... Main auto se jaata hun...
Main-Done... Bye guys... Love you Nicki mam..
Ravi-Bye..
Nicki-Love you guys..
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