Update-130(Rajan)
Tara-Oh my bad mujhe laga tum dono sath aae ho toh you guys must be you know mujhe laga kuch chal raha hai..
Anaa-Nahi di.. AP books lene aaya hai yahaan..
Tara-aise kyun behave kar rahi ho.. According to me AP is the best guy to date in that boring college of yours..
Main-I agree...
Anaa-I mean he is cool and all but I am not into dating and stuff.. I don't like that..
Main-Oh my god she is so confused...
Tara-I agree..
Anaa-Aap dono ek dusare ki side lena bandh karoge please..
Tara-Oh looks like someone is jealous...
Main-I agree..
Anaa-Oh god... Main books laarahi hun AP.. Please have a seat.. Thoda time lagega..
Tara-Ok main company deti hun AP ko tabtak..
Main-I agree..
Tara-(hansne) stop it.. Please baitho..
Main wahaan sofa par baitha mere just saamne tara baithi... Anaa andar chali gayi..
Tara-So kya loge AP Tea Coffee juice cold drink..
Main-Nothing.. Paani kaafi hoga..
Tara-Oh come on.. Tumne mujhe coffee peelaai thi ussdin.. Ab main peelaungi...Tai 2 coffee Le aana..
Ek Aunty sir hilaake coffee banaane chali gayi shayad maid thi..
Tara - So AP what's up..?
Main-Nothing interesting boring stuff..
Tara-Aajkal koi James bond type stuff nahi kar rahe kya..? I mean come-on Tumhaari life bhi agar boring hogi toh baaki kaa kya hoga...
Main-Actually abhi kind of boring exams incoming...
Tara - seriously mujhe laga tum cool ho, tum bhi in exams wagairaah k chakkar mein paddey rehtey ho kya..?? I thought you don't care about this stuff..
Main-2 baatein yes I am cool.. Second yes actually jab maine admission liya naa toh kaafi late hogaya tha so main special case tha.. Toh principal ne mereko kahaa ki main admission dedunga lekin agar tum 2no semester k exams mein se ek bhi clear naa kar Paae toh main tumhe college se nikaal dunga.. And you know agar main college se nikala toh meri babhi mera munh fod dengi.. Uppar se I like college bore nahi hota wahaan.. Isliye padhna jaruri Hai..
Tara-that's interesting.. By the way woh college toh tumhaara he haina..? Tumhe he rusticate kaise kardenge.?
Main - Actually woh nahi kar shaktey agar fail hua toh main khud he leave kardunga.. I am a man of my words Tara...
Tara-That's cool... So Anaa mujhe bataaegi nahi toh tum he Bataado... Kya deal hai tum dono ki..?
Main-frankly speaking Kuch bhi nahi I consider her as a friend.. Woh toh yahi ek kitaabi keeda thi jiske last semester k notes complete they toh yahaan takk aana padda waisa kuch nahi hai..
Tara-too bad.. Main aivein he khuss hui jaarahi thi.. Chhodo... Ye bataao aage kaa kya plan hai..?
Main- sach kahun toh she is the only girl in entire college I would like to have a relationship with..
Tara - Matlab interested ho..
Main-I mean yeah.. She is beautiful, knowledgeable, kind and kind of funny.. I like her.
Tara - so wait kiska kar rahe ho I mean itana toh jaanti hun usko ki agar tum approach karoge toh naa nahi karegi..
Main-Actually itana time he nahi milta mereko.. Main musqill se kabhi kabhaar college aata hun usme bhi Yelog kaa alag he group hai kuch naa kuch kartey rehtey hain ye log kabhi strike kabhi dharna kabhi candel March..
Tara-True.. I mean you are AP after all I am sure kaafi kaam rehtey honge.. But still you should go for it...
Main--OH you better believe I am going for her..
Tara-Beautiful.. Awesome.. Here take my number if you need any help with all that call me..
Maine uska number liya..
Main-by the way tum itani help kaise kar rahi ho meri..?
Tara-Kaafi reason hain jaise Number 1. Anaa is boring woh ye sab dating wagairaah nahi karti I want her to live her life at fullest.. Second. I like you so you both will be great together.. I mean usne mujhe bataaya ki tumne uski Jaan takk bachaai..
Main-actually Jaan nahi bachaai... Ummm! Waise keh shaktey hain Jaan he bachaai kyunki ussdin yelog bhayanak fanse they or i am sure ladkiyaan toh bhagdad mein he khojaani thi.. Police toh baadmein kuch karti..
Tara - Exactly.. You saved her life...
Coffee aai humne coffee Lee apni apni..
Humaari baatein chal he rahi thi ki Woh Tara kaa bapu Yaani Raajypaal Rajan Andar aaya apne uss jaanwar type Bodyguard k sath... Kya naam tha uska Hospital mein mila tha jo.... MANDEEP Haan mandeep...
Rajan-Oh ho ho.. Look who we have here.. The one and only Ankit Singh..
Are maadarchod ye kahaan se aaya bhen kaa lawda..
Main-Hello sir..
Tara-Daddy..
Ye bolke woh Rajan se bhaage Galle milli shayad kaafi din baad ghar aaya hoga..
Rajan-Ale mera beta kaise ho...
Tara-i am fine..aap kaise ho..?
Rajan-I am also fine beta.. Ankit how are you..?
Main-I am fine sir.. How are you..?
Rajan-Wonderful.. Please baitho baitho khadey kyun ho..
Main-Ji..
Rajan-Bhai aaj tum iss gareeb k ghar kaise padhaare..
Main-bhagwaan aisi gareebi sabko de...
Ispar Tara or Rajan dono hanspaddey..
Woh mere saamne Tara k sath baitha.. Or tabhi Anaa andar se like 500000 books leke bahaar aai... Or mere saamne table par rakh di..
Main-Wait a second.. Ye ek semester ki hain..
Anaa-yes.. Wait oh god Daddyyyy... Oh my god..
Ek second ko mujhe laga bc mereko he daddy bol rahi hai lekin baadmein realise hua woh jhant baraabar Rajan bhi baitha tha udhar.. Anaa usase Galle milli unka family Chutiyaapa challa thodi der...
Rajan-So books lene aae ho tum...
Main-Ji...
Rajan - don't tell me tumhe bhi padhna padta hai.. Seriously..?
Main-Yep..
Rajan-hehe..sahi hai bhai... Tumhari babhi ji hongi force karne waali...
Main-Yep..
Rajan-Kyunki Deva ji toh tumhe ticket dilwaadetey abtak..
Main-hehehe...
Rajan-by the way I am really impressed.. Jo tumne Yamunanagar mein kiya I mean great.. Pure district k log tumhaare ehsaanmand rahenge...
Tara-Wait yamunanagar mein tum bhi they..? I mean maine tv par dekha tha. Usme tumhaara naam toh nahi tha..
Bhenchod ye bhi koi sabke saamne karne ki baat hai Bhenchod Rajypaal hai toh meri Kahaani sunaata fitrega...iski Maa kaa ghonsla..
Rajan-are beta ye pardey k piche rehta hai.. Media wagairaah se durr.. Warna toh harr cheej kaa mastermind yahi hai..
Tara-Nice..
Main-Actually iss baar main Sachmein he piche tha half time toh yahaan par tha jab gaya toh bhi keval planning k liye...
Rajan-I see i see... So or bataao kya chal raha hai..?
Main-Filhaal toh Study chalegi kuch din..
Rajan-Bahot sahi bahot sahi..
Main-So ok sir i will take the leave.. Thanks Ananya for the books....
Ana-your Welcome AP..
Main-tara, Always a pleasure...
Tara-Same here same here..
Main utha toh Rajan ne kahaa books jyaada hain toh Mandeep help karwaadega.. Usne half books uthai half maine uthaai.. Or humdono bahaar gaadi ki taraf chal diye..
Mandeep-Meri behen k jaisi hain ye dono...
Main-How cute...
Madeep-Cute wute nahi inse jitana ho shake durr raha kar warna fir pachtaaega..
Main-bhen k lawde tumlog samjh kya rahe ho khudko..bhosdk bilkul he nahi jaanta hai kya mujhe.. Maadarchod ab jab andar jaae naa toh tere Baap Rajan se puchana kon hun main.. Hugg dega maadarchod Jaan jaaega tab.. Body wody banaake koi gangster naa banta lawde..
Mandeep-Main keval chetaawani deraha tha tujhe...
Main-toh Matt de bhosdk warna aisa gayab karunga ki laash bhi nahi millegi.. Bhenchod hadd hogayi tujh jaise jhant baraabar log ab chetaawani denge.. Nikal maadarchod..
Usne turant kitaabein gaadi mein rakhi or ultey pair lout gaya.. Bhenchod chutiya aadmi....main gaadi mein aaya Ab Nicki mam k yahaan Jaana tha toh udhar he nikal gaya seedha.
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