Update-133(CHANG)
Canteen k baad main seedha ghar aaya dophar 2 baje or aatey he lunch karke sogaya.. Meri aankh mere phone k bajne se khulli...screen par "Private Number" likha hua tha mujhe maalum tha ye kon hai toh maine pick kiya...
Main - Bitch next time thoda jaldi call karna..i have been trying to get in contact with you jabse main Yamunanagar se aaya hun..
Saamne se Chang ki awaaj aai...
Chang-Next time please thode dhangke clue dena so I can know tum caahtey ho main contact karun tumhe..
Main-ye tera kaam Hai be to take care of me... Agar yahaan aaya hai toh dhyaan rakh mera.. Yaa toh aaya he kyun yahaan..?
Chang-You know I can't leave you alone...
Main-Listen crazy shit went down...
Chang-Talk to me..
Main-Kissi ne aisa substance dhund liya jo mere dimag ki gand maar rela hai..
Chang-wait meri Hindi utani bhi achi nahi hai jo ye Desi language samjh paaun main..
Main-ok dhang se sun..
Maine usko uss substance k baare mein bataaya then uske side effects k baare mein bataaya then Gautam ne jo deal di thi uske baare mein bataaya..
Chang-First of all this is bad very bad.. Secondly you are so dumb...why kill them..?unko chhod detey Atleast kuch information toh millti.... Konsa International gangsters they woh fir dhundletey unko...
Main-I had to prove my point..
Chang-kya point...??
Main- Yahi ki main criminals k sath koi deal nahi karta.. Jabtak main naa caahun.. Aise Kal ko ye khabar leak hojaati toh harr koi aise koi naa koi bahana dhundega fir jab usko thokana hoga tab bolega ye dedunga agar mujhe chhod dega toh.. Wagairaah wagairaah..
Chang- I mean ye possible nahi hai ki koi substance jo normally kissi par assar he nahi karta woh tumhe Jaan se he maar dey.. I mean it's not possible... So what if tum befaltu he uss substance k aage kamjor padd rahe ho.. What if tum apni body ko fight he naa karne derahe uss substance se..
Main - oh come on yaar itana chutiya naa hun main.. I tried my best.. Maine pura dum lagaa liya tha..
Chang-told you you are dumb.. Leave it woh meri concern nahi hai.. So tell me what do you want me to do..? You want me to kill him or her..?
Main-- ofcourse issi liye toh tere pass aaya hun I want you to catch them first then torture them or tabtak torture Kar jabtak woh bataa naa dey ki ye kya hai or kaise Banaa..? Then I want you to kill him or her..uske sath jo bhi hai un sabko maardey.. No evidence no witnesses no mercy.. Just pure Death and Destruction jiska tu Master hai.. .. I know tu bolega ki main khud karlun but nahi I am not feeling it.. Uppar se woh substance gand maardeta hai jab bhi close jaata hun main.. Uppar se Red John kaa tension then Exams... Isliye I want you to do it.. And that's a fucking order..
Chang- firstly yes I will kill them each and every one of them.. Without any mercy.. But for next time get your shit together.. I am here to look over you not fucking do your job for you..
Main-Haan Haan I know apne baap ko Matt seekha.. Remember there death should be brutal..
Chang-OK.. Take care..
Main--thanks...
Call disconnected...
Haash! Bc Ye substance ki problem toh solve hui.. Actually technically speaking hui nahi hai lekin Chang ko bola hai toh ho he jaaegi.. He is The Best at this..so consider it done..
I know I know kaafi questions hain aaplog k pass ki ye kon hai kya hai kyun hai kaise hai..?? Sabka jawaab bus yahi hai ki wait and watch.. Aage aage sab jawaab milenge.. Be patient..
Maine time dekha toh almost 9.30 baj gaye they...dinner time... Main nahaa dhoke niche aaya.. Toh dinner ki taiyaariyaan chal rahi thi kaafi time baad puri family available thi dinner k liye.. Main, Sam, Ravi, Mangal, Abeer, Rishi, Ami, Bhai And Babhi.. Meenu Khaana lagwaa rahi thi...
Meenu-kaka Kheer or mangwaadijiye..
Kaka-ji bitiya.. Kanta Kheer le aao..
Kanta-Ji kaka..
Kheer holy fuck kheer bani hai what the fuck aaj toh keval kheer he khaaunga or kuch nahi..
At last sablog aagaye dinning table par, Khaana lag gaya tha...
Deva-kaafi time baad sabko ek sath dekh raha hun.. Its great.. So how's everyone doing...
Abeer-I am doing great..
Mangal-Same...
Ami- Same..
Rishi-Same..
Ravi- badhiya line challi aarahi thi toh same bolna theek rehta but mera same nahi hai.. I mean hum 3no kaa he same jawaab nahi hai... exams aarahe hain or padh padh k dimag kharaab hogaya hai...
Mangal - Dimag kharaab hone k liye dimag hona bhi caahiye...
Sam-True..
Abeer-True..
Rishi- True...
Meenu-(hanske) tum sab bhi naa humessa kuch naa kuch kartey rehtey ho..
Ravi-Babhi ko kya hua.. Aise chup chaap kaise baithey ho..?
Babhi-Main wait kar rahi thi ki kab tum sabki comedy class over ho or main koi serious topic start karun... So sabka hogaya..
Sab - Yep..
Babhi-So tum teeno tumhe maalum nahi hai how happy i am to see you guys studying.. Tumlog bahot mehnat kar rahe ho.. I am proud of you...
Ravi-Thanks babhi.. Teeno millkar sab karletey hain.. You know we are one not three..
Babhi-But maine aaj kuch suna jo mujhe passand nahi aaya..
Sam-kya..?
Main-Yahi ki maine kissi ko maara college mein..
Ye sun babhi kaa munh khulla kaa khulla rehgaya...
Babhi-Haan but tereko kaise maalum main kya puchne waali hun..?
Main-oh come on babhi I am AP bhool kyun jaatey ho tum sablog.. I can read people..
Babhi- leave this.. Answer my question Shubham tumhaara dost hai I guess fir kyun maara usko..
Mangal-Ye Subham toh rohit kaa chella haina shayad...
Babhi - Bolo ab chup kyun ho.. Ravi tum bolo..?
Ravi-m. M. Mujhe kuch nahi maalum babhi main kya bolun..?
Babhi-Kyunki abhi 20 seconds pehle tumne bola tha ki tum 3 nahi 1 ho or jo kartey ho woh sath he kartey ho so jawaab do..
Ravi-woh toh waise he Mast lagraha tha dialogue toh boldiya.. Mera koi serious intention nahi tha.. Hum alag alag hain or ye akele ne Kiya...
Deva-hua kya..?
Main Mast Khaana khaane mein laga raha taaki babhi thodi shant hojaae...
Babhi-Ab bolega nahi.. Khaata he rahiyo..
Deva-Khaana toh khaane do usko.. Fir bataadega..
Babhi-fir ye room mein Bhaag jaaega..
Babhi kitane ache se jaanti hai mereko kyunki mera plan yahi tha..
Deva-AP bataadey warna hum mein se koi Khaana nahi khaa paaega... TV channel chalta he rahega..
Main Mast kheer mein laga tha baaki kuch touch bhi naa Kiya...
Abeer-bolega be..
Maine Khaana bich mein rouka apni spoon side mein rakhi..sabko ek najar dekha...
Babhi-Khaana khaatey khaatey bhi bata shakta Hai tu..
Main-nahi maine khaa liya.. Jawaab suno ab.. Actually hua ye ki mera mood bahot kharaab tha bahot jyaada or Subham bahot loud tha bahot jyaada, 3 baar samjhaaya bhi maine usko then at last usko maara maine single punch.. Uske baad usko apni mistake realise hui toh woh khud sorry bolke gaya wahaan se.. Toh I don't think isme meri galati koi nikaal shakta Hai...
Sam--I agree bilkul yahi hua tha..
Babhi-toh itana jorr se kyaa maarna jaruri tha raipta bhi toh maar shakta tha..
Main-bola toh mood kharaab tha...
Deva-ok ok uski galati thi woh samjh gaya baat khatam..
Babhi-Theek Khaana khaa ab..
Main-nahi ab topic suru kiya hai toh pura suno Khaana gaya bhaad mein....Maalum Hai Mera mood kyun kharaab tha..? Any guesses...?
Abeer-Nope tu bata...
Ab maine tone badali or thoda serious hua..
Main-Kyunki woh principal ko mujhse kuch problem hai or woh mera dimag khaaraha tha.. I don't know what the fuck is his problem lekin usko bahot panchayat hai.. Kyunki main kasam khaata hun maine usko kuch nahi kiya naa abhi naa past mein... So merese kya dikkat Hai ye mujhe samjh nhi aaraha.. Lekin day by day uska rona badhta jaaraha hai and I don't like that.. Agar maine usko kuch kiya hota toh I can understand.. Lekin jab maine uska kuch bigaada he nahi hai toh ye befaltu kaa chakkar meri samjh se bahaar hai..
Deva- he is just jealous of us.. All of us.. Tujhse personal kuch nahi hai..
Main-Still i dont like it i just don't.. Main usko theek kardunga baadmein bologe ye vip tha ye woh tha ye Samaaj sevi tha wagairaah wagairaah...
Deva - tu kuch Matt kariyo..
Main-toh aap karo kuch because I can't wait anymore.. I am fucking tired of this shit.. Or bahot problems hain mere pass solve karne k liye..
Deva-ok ok.. Main dekhlunga...
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