Update-134(Exam-1)
Main-ab milgaya jawaab...? Yaa or kuch baaki hai kissi k mind mein..? Main pura din ghar par tha toh khaane k time kya yaad aaya aapko meri kheer thandi hogayi...
Babhi-Soraha tha pura din tu.. Laa main garam kar laati hun..
Main-aap Khaana khaao main karlaata hun..
Meenu - aap dono he baitho or mujhe dedo ye main karwaa deti hun...
Main-awww! Meenu you are so sweet.. Tumhaare bina kya hota hum sabka...
Meenu-heheehee..
Meenu meri kheer garam karke le aai.. Or fir maine khatam ki.. Tabtak sab Khaana khaake uth chuke they or bahaar lawn mein tehel rahe they.. Main bahaar aaya Toh Bhai Rishi Mangal Ek side they or Ami Babhi Ravi Sam and Abeer ek side... Toh meri 8th sense ne bataaya ki bhai or Rishi hain matlab boring baat Kar rahe honge.. Isliye main dusri party k pass chala gaya Yaani sam wagairaah k pass..
Sam-Nahi humaare exams abhi nahi hain abhi re appear k hain keval..
Main-Yaani mere woh bhi Parson se.. Full week no gap..
Babhi-Taiyaar hai..
Main - hell yeah i am ready.. Bacha kucha Kal Sunday ko karlunga...
Babhi-Nice.. Thats great.. Nicki and Riti ne bataya mujhe kaafi mehnat kar rahe ho tumlog..
Main-Yep..
Babhi-by the way mujhe kal terrace par kaafi Cigarette milli finished.. Haweli k andar Kon peeraha hai...?
Main-Maine aane k baad dekha he nahi hai terrace kaisa dikhta hai..
Sam-Itana uppar Jaane se achaa bahaar jaake peeke aajao.. Lift takk naa Hai...
Abeer-Main or mangal.. Actually parson raat ki hain woh.. Ek client list par kuch kaam Kar rahe they main Rishi or Mangal uppar baithke.. So...
Babhi-ok ok..
Uske baad main waapis room mein aaya abhi utha tha toh nind aane waali thi nahi..so socha padhlun thodi derr isliye main room mein aaya apne... Mere piche piche he Abeer bhi aagaya room mein..
Main-Yo yo..
Abeer- kya haal chaal Janaab..?
Main - Sab badhiya..
Abeer-Ami nahi aayi yahaan..
Main-nahi...
Abeer-kahan hai...?
Main-Apne room mein hogi.. Chill maar rahi hogi...
Abeer- Chutiye Ami ko bukhar tha 3 din se.. Aaj thoda theek hui hai..
Main - Wait what...?
Abeer-Haan.. Tu ghar par tha fir bhi tune dhyaan naa diya..
Main-Sorry yaar exams mein busy Tha..
Abeer- You know yahaan aane k baad tune Ami k sath dhangse 10 Minute bhi spend nahi kiye hain... Usse lagta hai tu ignore kar raha hai usko..
Main-aisa nahi hai yaar..
Abeer-lag toh aisa he raha hai..Hum dono he hain uske jo hain.. Specially tu tujhe apni family maanti hai woh and still tu aise behave kar raha hai..
Main-yaar busy rehta hun naa..
Abeer-bhosdk bakchodi karne ko time hai tere pass gandu harkatein karne ko time hai tere pass.. Bc ek cigarette kam peele or woh time uske sath spend karle toh bhi khuss rahegi bechaari.. New place new people awkward hai uske liye ye sab.. Itana experience nahi hai uske pass logon se ghull milljaane kaa...
Main-Actually you are right.. Main karta hun baat usase... Sorry...
Abeer- dhyaan rakha Kar ye sab baatein..
Ye bolke Abeer wahaan se chala gaya.. Actually Abeer ki baat 100 takka sahi thi Ami or mera jo bond tha yahaan aane se pehle woh almost khatam hogaya tha.. Maine usse dusaron k bharose chhod diya... Issi liye thoda awkward behave kar rahi thi aajkal woh.. Chalo uska mood theek karke aata hun.. Maine books side rakhi khadda hua or side mein Ami k room kaa darwaja knock kiya...
Ami-come in..
Main andar aaya toh woh bed par baithi laptop mein kuch dekh rahi thi..
Ami-Hi boss..
Main-Hey Cutipie..
Main jaake uske side mein baitha..
Main-how are you feeling today..?
Ami-Fine now.... Thoda Fever hogi thi..
Main-hogaya tha boltey hain.. Khair nevermind.. Sorry Haan yaar mujhe pata bhi nahi chala ki tujhe bukhar hai.. I was busy as hell..
Ami - I know I know no problem.. Waise bhi Deepika Di or Meenu ne bahot khayaal rakha mera I am so happy to be a part of this family AP....
Main-I know.. So how's life here...??
Main bed par uppar pair karke comfortable hoke baith gaya.
Ami-life is good i am enjoying here.. Just getting used to everything..
Main-Cool cool.. How's Anjali and group..?
Ami-Anjali and guys are very good.. I love them so much.. They are the best..
Main-nice nice... Or kuch Khaas yahaan k baare mein...
Ami- tumhaare exams haina Parson padhna nahi hai...?
Main - ummm! Kaafi padh chuka main uski chinta naa karo... Tumhaare sath time spend karne aaya hun.. Kaafi time se humne baat bhi naa ki theek se...
Ami-Fir theek... Listen to this..
Usne laptop side mein rakha or lagi mujhe Bataane sabkuch uska daily routine kaise kaise log miltey hain usse.. Ami ek bache ki tarah thi jab baat suru karti toh bandh naa hoti... Agle 3 ghantey takk hum dono baatein kartey rahe ki at last woh thakk k so gayi.. Medicine le rakhi thi ussne warna puri raat bolti rehti.. Uske uppar kamball daalke main bahaar aaya.. 1 baj gaya tha... Room mein aake maine Books uthaai.. Jo padhne laayak dikha sab padh liya....or padhtey padhtey he kareeb subah 4 baje k aas pass main so gaya.. Next din Sunday tha toh kissi ne jagaaya nahi mujhe or main dopehar k 1 Baje utha....bc what the fuck.. Itana tired feel kar rhaa tha main ki firse so jaaun.. Lekin aisa kiya nahi maine or nahaa dhoke fresh hua.. And niche aaya... Sabka lunch bhi hogaya tha or Babhi Meenu Ami Sam or Ravi hall mein baithey they.. Baaki Sab apne apne kaam ko nikale they..
Babhi-Good Afternoon sir..
Main-Good afternoon..
Babhi-late night padhrahe they lagta hai...
Main-Actually early morning takk padh he raha tha... I guess 4 baje k aas pass soya tha.
Babhi-Great.. Kya lega..?
Main-Khaana.. I am HUNGRY AF.... Or bacha party tum dono kaa kya scene hai..?
Sam-I think ye semester bhi nikal he jaaega easily....
Ravi-Yep..abhi toh time hai humaare exams mein.. Tere kalse haina..
Main - Abe woh sab toh theek hai mera roll number wagairaah kaa kya scene hai.. Bina uske kaise exam dunga..
Ravi - online nikaal le College website se.. Or fir print nikaal le..
Maine pehle yahi kiya college ki website se Roll number nikaala or fir Rishi k room mein printer se print nikaal liya uska.. Kya mast photo lagaai thi bc log ne ekdum kadak..
So aaj kaa din tha bus woh bhi beet gaya next day subah 9 baje exam tha babhi ne mujhe 7 baje uthaaya ready hua Khaana waana khaaya babhi ne Dahi Shakkar khilaai..
Main Gaadi leke college k liye nikala.. Mera examination centre college k dusare block mein tha uske liye pura ghum ke piche se Jaana padda.. Humaare block se kaafi durr tha woh toh main seedha dusare gate se he chala gaya.. Gaadi park ki mobile wagairaah rakhe gaadi mein or roll number and Pen leke main andar aaya.. Andar bc jahaan sitting plan laga tha wahaan par full bheed lagi thi..maadarchod itane students fail hue they kya Physics mein.. What the fuck.. Ashish or Ajit bhi wahaan par he they.
Main - Tum log bhi ho..?
Ashish-Physics Maths and Environmental..
Ajit-Phy and maths only..
Main - Bhen k lawde EVS mein kon maadarchod fail hota hai...
Ashish - Absent tha be...
Main-jutha bc.. Aaj kaa kya scene hai..?
Ashish - Aaj kaa scene lagbhag lagbhag theek he hai.. Hojaana caahiye clear..
Main-konse room mein Hai tu..
Ashish-C408 4th floor.. Tera bhi udhar he hoga.. Apne batch waalon kaa wahin hai..
Main-Inko hata naa bc jaanta hai toh.. Aise kya maadarchod apne baap ki gand dekh rahe hain ye..
Tabhi Ashish ki woh cousin Sneha wahaan aai..hath mein apna roll number liye hue..
Ashish - Sneha ye le toh AP kaa bhi check karna..
Maine apna roll number sneha ko diya ladki thi toh aaram se aage gayi or dekh k aagayi..
Sneha-C408...
Main-nice.. Thanks..
Ashish - tera..?
Sneha-Same..
Ashish - Nice sabka ek he room hai.. Chalo fir..
Ashish ko bakchodi suntey hue Humlog apne room ki taraf chal diye...
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