Uodate-136(Exams-3)
At last 11:15 baje takk Ashish or Sneha ne bhi apna jugaad karliya..
Ashish - AP I love you bro.. #NoHomo..
Main-Kitana chepp diya..
Ashish - ek second.. Ummm! Ye hua 40 k aas pass.. 10 kaa maine khudse kiya tha..
Main - what the fuck bitch tu bola tha 10 number kaa karwaa diyo khaali..
Ashish - lage hath jyaada hogaya kya dikkat Hai..
Sneha-Oh my god AP you saved us..
Main-A aise toh bc main topper banjaaunga haina..
Ashish - yep... Bc itana sab tu school mein bhi naa karta tha..
Main-Abe Ashish tu toh jaanta hai iss madam ko isko bol ab toh jaanedey bc 11.15 hogaye hain..
Ashish - Entry exit kaa fix hai bhai allowed he naa Hai caahe koi boldo.. Baith 15 - 20 minute or tabtak main ek aadh kaa or bhalla karwaa deta hun..
Ashish wahaan se chala gaya dusri seat par..wahaan dusaron ko dikhaane laga woh..bc bore hogaya maadarchod.. 11.35 par main seat se utha or chal padda mere sath sath he Ashish Ajit Sneha or Abhi bhi khadey hogaye.. Hum sabne ek sath paper diya.. Or bahaar aagaye..
Main-holy fucking shit almost marrjaata abhi main...
Ashish - lol..
Abhi-Thank you dude.. Holy shit lagta hai 45+ aaenge abki baar..
Main-Nice nice..
Ajit- Haan bhai gajab.. Bus maths karwaa dey issi tarah..
Abhi-mera bhi maths he baaki hai khaali.. Same room hoga sabka..
Main-aata hoga toh karwaadunga mere konse paise lagtey hain bc..
Main niche aaya gaadi k pass..
Ashish - aaja apni building ki canteen mein baithtey hain thodi derr baaki Sab bhi millenge udhar..
Main-no thanks already bore hogaya kaafi jaata main abhi..
Main gaadi mein aaya Phone check Kiya koi important calls naa they.. And bam gaadi leke ghar.. Babhi Sam Ravi ko bataya ki kaisa gaya exam woh khuss hue.. Uske baad wahi same boring shit hui kuch Khaas hua nahi.. Next day EVs kaa tha jisme main bore nahi karunga sabko kyunki usme kuch nahi hua keval Ashish Milla mujhe chutiya exam tha jaise ki hota hai EVs kaa kissi ko help ki jarurat nahi paddi apna Mast karke ghar aagaya main....next exam tha Applied chemistry kaa usme koi Jaan pehchaan kaa nahi tha but isme ek faayda hua ki teacher ne jaldi Jaane diya.. Aise he saare exams nikale Maths k exam mein maine firr Ashish Ajit or Abhi ki bahot help ki pass hojaana tha Unlog ko..lekin baaki k exams mein kuch interesting hua nahi jo bataane laayak ho bus normal boring stuff. Anyways first semester exams over hue orr iss bich naa main kissi se Milla naa ghar par kuch interesting hua Police ko kuch interesting Milla ho toh pata nahi kyunki maine Anjali ko saaf Keh diya tha mujhe disturb karne kaa nahi.. 5 din inn exams mein Orr gaye... Main first semester kaa last exam dekar ghar aaya 1 din kaa gap tha bichmein toh socha rest he lelun.. Ghar aake nahaaya and then girr padda bed par.. Sone jaa he raha tha ki mera phone baja.. New number tha koi..
Main-Yello...
Saamne se ek ladki ki awaaj aai..
Ladki-Hey AP it's me Ananya...
Ananya kaa naam suntey he main jhat se uth khadda hua...
Main-Hey Hi... How are you..?
Ana-I am pretty good what about you..?
Main-I am chilling as always..
Ana-Actually i got you number from Ashish.. Actually mujhe confirm karna tha tumhaare exams kaise gaye mere notes ne help ki yaa nahi,..?? And I hope I am not disturbing you..
Main-Arrey not a problem i am free anyways.. Orr baat karein tumhaare notes ki toh sach kahun toh tumhaare notes Tumhaari tarah he shaandaar nikale..
Ana-he he he he..
Main-Nahi sachi unhone he bachaa liya I think all clear hai easily no problem at all.. Thanks to you..
Ana-Your most welcome.. Anytime for a friend..
Main-Thank god at least you considered me as your friend...
Ana-ofcourse tum mere friend ho.. Anyways main toh yahi sochti hun what about you.
Main-Yeah I am always down to be friends with a cool and beautiful girl...
Ana-he he he.. Stop making me blush.. Parson se apne bhi exams hain yaar I am little bit nervous...
Main-Haan Haan topper log nervous hotey he hain..
Ana-Arrey nahi I am not a topper main toh top 5 mein bhi naa aati..
Main-Dekho I don't give free advices but tumne mujhe friend bola hai toh suno jitana jyaada stress utana jyaada time waste utana he jyaada dimag kharaab or uppar se jo aata hai woh bhi jaaega dimag se.. Maine paper patterns dekha hai iss baar kaa bahot easy paper aata hai aaram se clear karogi tum.. Haan woh alag baat hai agar stress leke fail hojaao toh..
Ana-Arrey nahi yaar fail nahi hona hai..
Main-So stress ko kaho bye bye.. Aaj jitana padhna hai padho Kal pure din rest karna trust me this will work..
Ana-pakka..
Main - ofcourse no one doubts me dude..
Ana-sorry I forgot you are AP after all...
Main-Eigjactly...
Ana-Thanks for the tip..
Main-no problem kabhi bhi help caahiye call me I have solution of all the problems..
Ana-ok Mr. Problem solver sure..
... So Tumhaari preparations kitani hain...
Main - I guess kaafi hai hojaana caahiye pass..
Ana-Tumhaara pass hona is important yaar warna fir college leave karna padega tumhe.. And college needs you...
MaIn- tumlog ho naa college kaa dhyaan rakhne k liye...
Ana-Naa yaar tum alag ho hum jo kaam months ki mehnat k baad nahi karwa paatey tum ek call mein karwaa detey ho.. Us din woh protest k time kaise help ki thi tumne.. ... And uske baad uss din canteen mein hum sab darrtey hain Subham se or tumne ek second mein usko theek kardiya... You are something else..
Main-That I am..
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Ana-By the way uss din hua kya tha..? Kaafi gussa they tum..
Main-Nothing serious bus thoda Principal ko personal interest hai mujhmein woh interest kabhi kabhaar jyaada he personal hojaata hai.. Ussi kaa reaction tha.
Ana-I see.. Ok AP I gotta go study now.. Its good to know tumhaare exams ache gaye..
Main-thanks.. And Bye..
Ana-bye...
Call disconnected...
Kaafi din baad Anaa se baat hui chalo ab toh number bhi hai uska maangne ki bhi jarurat naa paddi.. I am awesoom... So finally Second semester k exams kaa din bhi aagaya.. Main Sam And Ravi subah 8 baje ready they.. RR mein baithey or college pohanchey.. "Applied Mathematics - 2" ye exam tha aaj.
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Ye semester k exams humaare he block mein they jyaada ghum k nahi Jaana padda.. But sabse badi problem jo mujhe abhi pata chali Centre superintendent Humaara Principal he tha maadarchod... Fuck.. But apne ko kya problem apne ko konsi cheating karni hai..
Aaj fir Bahaar jo list lagi thi ussmein full bheed lagi thi..
Ravi-Oye maadarchod durr se nikal shoes par pair touch bhi hua toh yahin patak patak k gand Todd dunga teri.. Fir dekhunga kaise dega exams..
Main-Chilla matt be ladkiyaan hain aage...
Ravi-lawda mere jutton se uppar koi naa Hai...
Main - terese 45% jyaada mehngey pehney hai apne guru k sath panga naa liya kar..
Ravi - Exams k baad dekhenge kiske mehngey hain...
Ashish - Oye AP aaja dekhliya tum log kaa maine already..
Main-Kya Roll number..?
Ashish - Han A-201 mein Hai tum teeno kaa.. Bhosdk mera baadmein pehle tumlog kaa dekha maine..
Ashish - Chutiya beshak ho banda apna hai lekin...
Sam- Ashish is Legend...bc abhi yahaaan or khadda hona padta.. Chalo ab..
Hum uppar aaye...
Uppar aake humein pata chala ki humaare batch k kaafi students kaa same room mein Hai roll number jin mein Main Sam, Ravi, Ashish, Abhi, Lucky, Ananya, Sneha, Divya or Arushi shaamil they...
Wohlog room k bahaar he khaddey they..
Main-Wassup guys.. Good Morning..
Sab-Good Morning AP..
Abhi-AP bhai please help karwaa Dena aaj aaj maths nikalwaadey bus..
Main-last waale exam mein bhi yahi Bola tha tu..
Abhi-Woh bhi toh math kaa he tha ..
Main--lol.. Ok aaega toh karwaa dunga..
Ab aise badhiya maahool ki gand kon maar shakta Hai off course woh maadarchod principal bhenchod subah subah aaya lawde jaisa munh banaake but aaj mera mood fresh tha toh main ispar dhyaan naa dene waala Tha... Sabne good morning ki usko and woh as usual seedha mere pass aaya....
Prim-Taiyaar ho AP...
Main-Yep..
Prin-Dhyaan rakhna thoda cheating weating se durr rehna warna seedha 2 saal talk exams naa de paaoge.. In short rusticate hojaaoge..
Woh apne munh se kuch or huggta usase pehle bhagwaan ne meri sunli or college Advisor yaani Rajendra uncle wahaan aagaye.
Rajen-Aalok Sahaab aapki files nahi milli mujhe..?
Ye awaaj sun woh ekdum se piche mudda or Rajendra uncle ko wahaan dekh chownk gaya...
Prin-Woh actually aaj shyam takk ghar pohanchwaadunga main..aaj exam k liye thoda preparation baaki hain toh wahi dekh raha hun...
Raj-Kya Aap bhi khud superintendent bangaye kyun sirdard lena exams kaa woh dekhiye niche kya problem chal rahi hai...
Prin-Ji dekhta hun...
Ye bolke woh wahaan se nikal gaya..
Main-thanks God Uncle..
Raj-Main nikal raha tha ghar k liye toh tumhaare sath dekha usko aage kaa scene main khud samjh gaya toh aagaya uppar...
Main - Thank you..
Ye bolke hum dono waapis sab k pass aaye sabne good morning Wish kiya Uncle ko..
Raj-Exam takk rukkun agar koi problem hai toh..?
Main-Naa naa aap jaao ghar problem kuch nahi hai..
Ravi - Actually mereko hai uncle problem..
Raj-Ravi sir aapki problems kabhi khatam nahi hoti.. Boliye..
Ravi- ye jo humaare room mein madam haina isko jaake bolo bachon ko cheating karne dein.. Aaj aaj k liye woh bhi..
Raj-Tu maar khaaega subah subah... Ye teri problem hai tu he solve kar.. Ok guys best of luck for the exams.. Do your best...
Sab-Thanks sir..
Ye bolke woh bhi whaaan se chale gaye or hum aaye apne room mein..... And suru hua exam..
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Lejhand Ravi saar 