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Update-137(Red John???)
Ab madam ne saamne Seating Plan chipkaaya toh Scene ye bana ki ek bench par 2 bandey he baithey or mere side mein Ashish kaa roll number tha or mere just piche Ravi kaa or uske sath Abhi kaa.. Sab hum ek he group type baith gaye they.. Keval 1 banda tha jiska thoda durr bench tha or woh tha Sam..but usko koi dikkat nahi thi apne dum par pass hojaana tha usko easily....
Question paper Milla Total 6 questions they first compulsory tha or baaki 5 mein se koi 3 karne they total 80..Jo bhi ho ye waala scene mujhe gajab lagta hai..
Ashish - Oye AP ye kya bakchodi hai..
Abhi-Haan bc ..
Ravi- bhenchod harr question k 3 parts diye hain maadarchod kon inka baap karega....
Paper really bahot hard tha.. Keval mere liye nahi almost sabke liye.. Hard nahi I mean lamba kardiya tha ussi mein students chud gaye... First question k 6 parts they 5 qsn 3 number each or ek 5number kaa... Ye tha ek jo aaram se hojaaega sabse... Isliye pehle jisko jo aata tha woh wahi karne laga.. Math kaa tha thoda time lagna he tha... Par time bahot tha.. Per qsn 45 minutes they agar pure numbers lene hain toh bhi.. Pehla qsn kaafi easy tha toh aaram se hogaya woh.. Jyaada dikkat nahi hui.. Uske baad aaya main 2nd par jo mujhe nahi aata tha pura kaa pura kyunki shayad iss chapter takk main pohancha he nahi.. Koi naa other options hain apne pass.. 3rd k mujhe 2 parts aatey they 14 number k... Double integration kaa use tha dono mein.. Maine dono chepp diye.. Uske baad aaya main 4th qsn par uske 3no parts aatey they mereko.. Variation of parameters lawda Mera kardega solve Inko easy.. Ok 4th pura hua total numbers 54...iske baad last kaa ek 12 number kaa or aata tha mereko.. 66 total number baaki ka kuch maine padhna toh durr dekha bhi nahi tha.... 66 mein khuss tha main or dimag bhi naa lagaana mereko.. 2 ghantey bitt chuke they.. Ab mujhe khayaal aaya aaju baaju waalon kaa Ashish Ravi kaa hogaya tha pass hone laayak.. Abhi kaa shayad baaki tha thoda bahot.. Ab jaise he main rukka unhone mujhe ghurra kyunki agar paper kartey time boltey toh inki gand fod deta main..
Ye madam thode rounds lagaa rahi thi class mein toh maine pehle toh ek common question dhunda or fir seat kholdi..Ravi Ashish Abhi ko ekdum clear view tha kyunki jyaada gap nahi tha bich mein.. Unlog ne ussi qsn mein 40 MInutes lagaa diye kyunki bc bahot badi bakchodi thi 3 parts mein... But ab sab confirm pass they 20 number maine he karwaa diye they.. Iss bich maine Ananya ki side dekha toh woh apna exam bhi kar rahi thi or bich bich mein Sneha ki help bhi kar rahi thi.. Last 20 minute mein apne laundon ne ek 8 kaa or chipka diya...
Scene ye tha ki sab pass bc.. Shabbas.. Hum sabne apna exam madam ko diya or bahaar aaye..
Sam-bhenchod kon Maa kaa lawda exams banaane lag gaya be..
Ravi - gaya kya be..?
Sam-lawda jaaega mera pass toh easily hojaaunga.. But bhenchod hai kon ye maadarchod yahin PhD karwaa doge kya.. Riti mam ne nahi banaaya guarantee deta hun is baar...
Ravi - Haan mana kar rahe they woh ki iss baar paper University se banke aaega..
Abhi-Bhenchod gottey munh mein aagaye they..
SAM-Ye lucky wagairaah kidhar hain be..
Abhi-Uska kand hogaya hoga piche waale room mein tha..
Gand Marrae bc apna set tha.. Hum car k pass aaye Phone nikaala pehle babhi ko or fir Riti madam ko call karke bataaya ki exam kaisa gaya kyunki unke tution ne he bachaaliya humein..Next day tha Applied Physics kaa bus ye nikal jaae toh koi dikkat he nahi hai baki sab toh gandugiri hai.. So next day fir hum aae college subah ready hoke exam k liye.. Seating Plan same tha no changes at all..
Abhi-Aaj help caahiye ho toh boldena koi bhi sab aata hai tumhaare bhai ko..
Ashish - Same..
Ravi-Nicki mam kaa subject hai sabko he aata hai jyaada shayaanpatti nahi bc..
Paper Milla 60 number kaa same maths ki tarah scene tha 1st qsn compulsory baaki 5 mein se koi 3.. Bus isme per qsn 15 number k they... Ye kaafi sahi exam tha jyaada befaltu bakchodi naa thi..as usual pehle qsn k sab parts easily hogaye..
Uske baad Cathode Ray per 2 qsn they dono kiye turant parbhaav se bc aisa mouka or kahaan millega.. Total number hue 25..uske baad main aaya atomic force microscope par bc diagram k sath 10 number kaa Tha maana mere drawing skills chutiya the but itane chutiya bhi naa they ki 10 mein se 7 naa Mille.. Toh total number hue 35...Uske baad aaye Maxwell bhaisahaab or unki equations 10 number diye maxwell ji ne.. 45 takk pohanchi telly.. Fir ek qsn Milla mujhe NG:YAG laser par 10 number kaa tha but maine jyaada padha nahi tha toh half he hua.. Gand marwaae 50 tak pohanch gaya main.. Iske alaawa ab kissi mein naa rukkney waala main bhenchod.. 2 ghantey mein sab tepp diya... Class mein najar ghumaai toh sabke cehre par khussi thi.. Nicki mam padhaati hain yaar koi majaak thodi Hai.. Almost puri class ne 2.5 ghantey mein be paper diya humaare sath sath.. Humlog bahaar aaye...
Abhi-bc 1st 2nd dono semester clear iss baar toh.. Ye dono ki he chinta thi ye hogaye.. 1st year clear.. Wooohooo..
Ravi-50 rupaee Kaat be iske overacting k..
Main-lol..
Sam-but jo bhi ho ye semester bhi hojaaega abtoh clear.. Kya bacha hai Communication Skills, Drawing, Aplied Chemistry and structured Programming Approach.. Bc ye toh easy hain..
Actually Sam sahi Keh raha tha ab koi problem nahi thi or aisa he hua Next 4 exams bahot he aaram se gaye koi dikkat nahi koi problem nahi naa kuch special hua iss bich or after 2 weeks dono semester k exams over hogaye bichmein ek din ka gap tha then 2nd year ki classes suru thi.. Bc Schedule ki Maa he chod di University waalon ne 1 week kaa gap hota tha bc ab 1 din he Milla.. Khair jo bhi tha exams over hue or Badhiya baat ye thi ki koi gand jittna jorr lagaale toh bhi fail naa hone waala Tha main.. Principal ki maiya chudne waali thi results mein.. Results process bhi kaafi fast kardi thi new schedule mein kitani fast ye naa maalum bus.. But the fact is I am free now for Atleast 6 months June start hua tha abhi or next exam approximately December takk hone they.. So fuck that..
Exams k baad Saturday ko main mast soraha tha subah subah, ki Mere phone ki gand mein khujali hui or woh bajj utha.. Phone Anjali kaa tha..
Anjali-I know tu busy hai but this is very very important..
Main - actually main free hochuka hun.. Bol kya hua...?
Anjali - Kidnapping...
Main-ok woh toh rojj hoti hain special kya hai..?
Anjali-Red John involved hai isme..
Main-wait what the fuck..? How..? Woh kabse kidnappings karne laga..
Anjali - No idea... Jaldi pohanch address par sab bataati hun... Or sun back side se aana saamne media bahot Hai..
Main-Ok message kar address...
Call disconnected...
Bc what the fuck is this Shit Red John and kidnapping ye nayi bakchodi aagayi.. But jo bhi ho ab main free tha mera mind free tha or ab time aagaya tha ki main befaltu bakchod logon ka picchaa chhod Red John ko pakadun derr hojaae usase pehle...
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