Update-142(The Chase)
Anjali ne or kaafi questions kiye usase lekin woh kuch dhangkaa naa bola 85% juth he bolraha tha woh.. Yaa toh usse pata chal gaya tha ki humaari majburi hai hum drugs ko saamne nahi laa shaktey... Yaa ye pakka gandu tha.. Dono options he sahi they.. Ofcourse isko pata chal gaya hoga ki humein drugs Mille hain or jab news bahaar nahi aai toh ye majburi bhi samjh gaya hoga ki kyun hum drugs kaa naam nahi le shaktey.. Issi liye itani choud thi isme lekin kiss baat ki itana shyaana shakal se toh naa lagta ye toh kaise... Fuck.. Itane saare questions.. My mind needs to focus.. Frustrate Matt ho bc bolne de juth isko.. I need evidence bus thoda saa evidence or main isko yahin patak patak k maarunga..
Main apne andar he khoya tha ki mujhe pata bhi nahi chala kab wahaan principal aagaya.. Or usne aatey he mera Naam liya..
Prin-What is going on inside my college..?
Ispar kissi ne jawaab nahi diya or main toh dene waala Tha nahi..
Prin - AP I am asking you something..
Main- What..?
Prin-Kya horaha hai yahaan...?
Main-I don't have any idea mujhse kyun puchrahe ho there are like 15 students here even the police is here toh unse pucho...
Anjali-There is an investigation going on here..
Prin-I don't want any investigations inside my college stop it right now.. Abhi k abhi sab nikalo yahaan se warna security ko bulaana padega mujhe..
Mouni - Papa they are trying to find Sonam.. Please..
Princ-they can do that somewhere else yahaan aake students ko darrane ki jarurat nahi hai..
Main-ok let me tell you something clearly here first I am tired of this stuff I know you are targeting me or whatever blah blah blah I don't care but now you are disturbing my work and that is not good.. So Anjali Arrest him..
Anjali-Boss..
Ye bolke anjali ne Jiya se Hathkaddi Lee.. Ye dekh pure canteen waalon ki gand fatt gayi.. Principal toh bokhla gaya..
Prin-Arrest. T. T. T. T. T. Kyun.?
Main-Ye dekho iske khilaaf warrant.. Official.. Or ye chal rahi hai ek police investigation toh aapko police ki kaarwaahi mein taang adaane k jurm mein abhi arrest kiya jaata hai..
Ye sun Principal ki gand fatt gayi..
Sam-He is joking Sir.. Warrant hai inke pass sir you can go..
Pri-Just show me the warrant..
Main-Here you go sir.. Sorry thoda mood halka karne k liye prank tha..
Anjali ne usko warrant diya but mera kaam hogaya tha uski gand fatt gayi thi.. Or iska Assar ye hua ki Principal Warrant padhtey he waapis pakadaake unhi pairon lout gaya..
Sam-BP ka mareej hai woh bhai..
Main-So Jitesh bahot questions puche tumse jinka jawaab tumne mostly galat he diya Kuch baatein Mouni ne prove bhi kar di. You know a girl is missing uski Jaan kissi bhi Waqt jaa shakti hai or tum yahaan juth bolrahe ho..
Jitesh-Mujhe jo maalum tha woh boldiya isase jyaada mujhe kuch nahi maalum or usko dhudana tumhaara kaam Hai naa ki mera..
Abhi-Jitesh Behave Yourself....
Jitesh - Shut Up senior hun main tumhaara so please humaare matters mein interfere naa karo.. And also AP agar kuch dhangkaa nahi hai karne ko so please mujhe jaanedo..
Oh i am mad hella mad..
Woh uthke Jaane laga tabhi mera phone baja Jo Rajat kaa tha...
Main-oye tu baith ek baar..
Maine phone pick kiya..
Main-Rajat bhai please please bolo kuch Milla hai I want to beat his ass bad.. Please please...
Rajat - uthaao bhen k pakode ko.. 5.5 kg maal milla hai..iski Maa ne confirm kiya hai jahaan Milla hai uski chaabi keval Jitesh k pass hai..
Main-Oh i love you i love you so much.. Jaldi yahaan pohancho...
Rajat-10 Minute bus..
Call disconnected...
Main-Ami..
Or Ami toh jaise wait he kar rahi thi.. Usne ek hath table par rakha or seedha chair par baithey Jitesh k thobdey par laat di lagtey he woh chair sammet piche jaa girra.. Ye dekh sabki gand fatt gayi... Ami ne fir uthaaya usko and lagi dhone..
Ami-do not disrespect him ever in your whole miserable life or I'll make your life more ans more miserable..
Maine Rohit ko call kiya..
Rohit - bahaar he hun cigarette pee raha hun..
Main-Sun andar aa toh main naa caahta ye senior log ki gand fodani paddey mujhe..
Rohit-aata hun..
Call disconnected..
Uske sath aae bandey yaani 3no senior piche hatt gaye.. Abhi gang toh pehle he sunke side hogayi thi..
Main-Bus kar..
Ami ne level dekh k jyaada nahi maara tha usko bus haalat kharaab kardi thi..
Main-Baithao isko..
Woh mere saamne baitha kuch bolna caahraha tha but munh se bus thook or khoon he aaraha tha..
Main-So hello Mr Jitesh how are you..?
Jitesh-Kkkkkyun.. Maine kya kiya..? I want my lawyer..
Main-Bataata hun First aapke gharse 5.5kg drugs Mille hain.. Ofcourse tumhaare hain because Tumhaari maataji ne bataaya ki jahaan woh Mille hain iski chaabi keval tumhaare pass hai.. Toh Tumhaari maataji koi lawyer dene waali hain nahi tumhe...
Ye sun saari canteen sapkapaa gayi..
Main-Ji Haan isiliye yahaan aae they hum lekin pehle Milla nahi tha toh sochrahe they tum accept karlo toh chhod denge but tum thehre ek number k ghatiya Insaan ab fans gaye.. Baaki saare sawaal jawaab sasural mein Honge..
Jiya ne usko hathkadi lagwaai..or Tabhi Rohit apne sath Subham jo Seniors kaa leader hai usko leke aaya..
Rohit-kyaa haal bhidulog.. Bahaar se bheed ko hataa diya hai..
Main-In seniors ko Orr nikaal..
Rohit-kon hain ye..?
Main-ye teeno.. Seniors he haina..
Subh-Nope apne college k toh naa hain I am sure..
Main-wait a minute.. Toh tum kon bc..
Mera itana boltey he woh teeno k teeno Rohit or Subham ko dhakka detey hue bahaar ki taraf bhaage... Or bina kuch bole he main unke piche bhaaga...mere sath sath Ami or Anjali bhi bhaage...baaki log kaa dimag abhi process kar raha tha.. Woh teeno mein se ek toh bahaar ki taraf bhaaga jiske piche Anjali gayi or baaki 2 seedhe academic building ki side jinke piche main or Ami they .. Students ne protest bandh kardiya tha Rohit k kehne par or wohlog ek side ko khadey they.. So indirectly pura college humaari chase dekh raha tha.. Bhenchod kaafi tejj Bhaag rahe they wohlog.. Seedhe sidhiyon mein gaye woh main or Ami bilkul unke piche piche he they.. 2nd waala jaise he Stairs par chadda maine uski taang pakadi jisase woh stairs par he girraa.. Main bhaagte bhaagtey bola..
Main-Pakad isko..
Or Ami ko wahaan chhod aage waale k piche gaya.. Usne second floor ko Jaane waali seedhiyaan miss ki or seedha nikal gaya and fansa kyunki aage kuch tha nahi.. Toh woh rukka..
Main-Haan ab kahaan jaaoge bhosdiwaale.. Main banaaunga tera Usain bolt..
Mera itana boltey he woh railing par chadda or niche kudd gaya.. Bc what the fuck.. Waise toh jyaada uncha nahi tha because first floor he tha lekin maine pehni thi jeans toh thodi dikkat thi lekin pura college dekh raha tha mujhe he toh gand Marrae jeans main seedha uske piche he kudd gaya... Ye uske liye unexpected tha usse laga main naa kuddunga isliye woh late se bhaaga or main kudtey he seedha uske piche bhaga.. Bhaagtey-2 he maine usse color se pakadna caaha but successful naa hua.. Lekin dusri baar mein hogaya or woh niche girra bhaagtey-2...
Main-Haanji Sir kahaan chale..?
Usane doobara khadda hona caaha but maine khaddey-2 he uski chaati mein bhayankar laat di jisase woh doobara lait gaya.. And then samjh gaya ki uthke koi faayda nahi hai..
Ashish - Bro that Jump was insane..
Main-Haina..?
Ami udhar se dusare waale ko leke aai Ek aadh punch he diya tha shayad usko.. Maine niche waale ko uthaaya.. Jiya wahaan aai usne dono ko hathkadi pehnaai.. 1 minute baad Anjali bhi teesare waale ko hathkadi pehnaake leke aai..
Main-Anjali you are getting slow..
Anjali-Dude bahaar main road cross kar gaya tha ye or traffic itana tha ki pucho Matt pakad liya wahi bahot Hai..
Main-Daalo Inko fir chaltey hain...
Jiya-Aajao betaji..
Jiya Anjali or baaki unlog ko gaadiyon mein pack karne lage....Main Or Rohit he bache wahaan.. Humaare alaawa Ashish, Ajit or Lucky bhi they..
Main-Kahaan Hai bhosdiwaale Kal se..? Idhar bhenchod gand fatt gayi hai or tu gayab hai..
Rohit-Gayab nahi tha be Deva Bhai ne kaam se bheja tha... Or Saara update leliya tha maine Sam se ki kya kya huela hai..
Main-bhaisahaab kya galat scene tha udhar..
Rohit-Ahem ahem..
Rohit ne ishaara kiya ki ladkiyaan aarahi hain udhar.. Toh main chup hogaya.. Ananya,Mouni, Sana, Divya, Arushi or Sneha Abhi k sath wahaan aae...
Rohit-a AP in bechaaron kaa ek or Protest fail hogaya..
Main-lol true..
Ashish - Haan be humein konsa pata tha ye launda Pablo Escobar hoga.. Bc..
Main-Ahahahahah.. Ye bhi sach hai..
Abhi-I cant believe this ki ye sab bhi kartey hain college students...
Rohit-Abhi beta sach jaanoge toh bokhla jaaoge.. Kya kya hota hai iss duniya mein...
Abhi-Jo bhi ho AP kya chase kiya tune usko...
Main-yo Mast tha.. Chal bey Rohit inki khaatirdaari bhi karni hai jaake..
Rohit-Let's go...
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