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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

Part 3 kaa title kya hona caahiye?

  • Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death

    Votes: 189 81.8%
  • WLHTA - The Merchant Of Death

    Votes: 14 6.1%
  • Waah Life Ho Toh Aisi - 3

    Votes: 23 10.0%
  • Any Other, Post that in The Thread

    Votes: 5 2.2%

  • Total voters
    231

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Update-147(Aftermath)




Abeer Ami Or Anjali bhi aae... Mera dimag ghum gaya bc itana close tha main Red John k pehla incounter tha ye humaara or main nahi dekh paaya nahi samjh paaya nahi predict kar paaya mera dimag jo sab predict kar leta hai yahaan atak gaya.. Fuck...

Abeer-kya hua..?

Main-he fucking killed him John was here Abeer.. Yahaan tha woh mere pass main nahi samjh paaya uska game fuck dude fuck..

Abeer-its ok it's ok don't freak out.. Isse dhund liya usse bhi dhund lenge..

Main-oh hell yeah i will.. i promise you usse dhund lenge and usse mout dene waala or koi nahi main he hounga i promise you that abeer.. Likh k lele...



The Game Here is On John..

Mera mood kharaab hogaya tha but ek taraf khussi bhi thi I won the challenge bc.. Kaise woh baadmein bataaunga... Or Ye lawda waise bhi kya kaam ka tha gand Marr jaati isko torture kartey kartey but kuch bolta nahi ye.. Uppar se Sonam or ek ladki bhi millgayi.. I saved 2 lives... But who cares bhenchod ye 2 konsa nuclear scientists hain jo desh k kaam aaengi.. Agar abhi bhi Sonam ki life k badale mujhe red john mille toh khud goli maardunn main usko... Jo apni family ki naa hui uska jee k kya faayda.. I mean usane 1% bhi naa socha kya hoga agar woh pakkadi gayi toh drugs woh chhodo ab agar ye drugs waali baat leak hoti toh uske baap ko suspend kartey or jiss type kaa immandaar officer hai woh suicide kar leta for sure.. Fir kya life rehjaati iski.. Gand mein daal leti fir babu shona babu shona.. Itana kya pyaar hogaya bhenchod.. Fuck this shit jo hona tha hua lets move on... Ambulance aagayi un 2no ladkiyon ko Ambulance mein bheja Rajat, Jiya, or Deepak unke sath gaye... Dusri Ambulance mein Uss killer ko bheja gaya Anjali or Ajay uske sath gaye... Main Pooja Ami Abeer Sam Mangal or Ravi Police station aae toh wahaan media bharr bharr k khadda tha...or Anjali ko time lagne waala tha issliye maine Pooja ko balli kaa bakra banaaya...

Main-Bolna ye hai ki humaara guess galat tha woh Red John nahi tha usane keval Red John ko copy kiya tha Humaari team ne usko pakkada ladkiyon ko bachaya then woh mouka dekh k bhaagne laga humne usse fir pakad liya tha but tabtak usane kuch poisonous le liya tha and woh Marr gaya..but at the end of the day humne 2 jaan bachaai and we are happy with it..

Pooja - OK boss you got it..

Pooja sabse pehle gaadi mein se uttari or Media k saamne aai.. Pehle sabko shant kiya and then bina kissi kaa sawaal sune woh Kahaani bataai jo maine bataai thi.. And bus uske baad Police waalon ne hatwaa diya unko and humlog andar Anjali k cabin mein aaye..

Main-Fewwww! finally solved..

Ravi - Yep finally...

Anjali ka call aaya mere pass..

Anjali- it was Cyanide.. Strongest cyanide possible... Ek needle par lagaake needle hath mein he chhod di thi bheed mein kissi ne.. Death in 85 seconds. ...

Main-Yep....it means Red John tha wahaan yaa koi or but most probably Red John he tha..

Anjali-Ladkiyon se baat cheet abhi possible nahi hai drugged hain body mein kaafi weakness hain..

Main-I don't want to waste my time on them.. Ghar bhijwa do...


Anjali-ok boss..

Call disconnected...

Humlog thodi derr baithey wahaan Jeet ki khussi mein Coffee pee Anjali wagairaah ko hospital mein he time lagjaana tha isliye humlog apne apne ghar ko nikale.. Haweli pohanchey gaadi Park ki or andar aae toh hall mein he Rishi bhai babhi or meenu baithey they...

Rishi-Aaiye sir aaiye.. Gajab another one solved..

Main-Yo.. I did it yet again..

Babhi-Great job guys....saved the day..

Deva-Great Job guys..

Main-Bus re ek ek kar kya tareef kar rahe sabka hogaya ab bookh lagi hai Khaana khilaa do..

Babhi-Chalo lunch sathmein he kartey hain sab..

Deva-Jaldi karo fir press conference hai 1 ghantey baad..

Babhi-kisliye..

Deva-kya matlab kiss liye bhai ek serial killer pakkada gaya hai.. .. 2 ladkiyon ki Jaan bachgayi.. Sab Inlog ki wajah se toh media ko Bataana toh padega he naa..

Babhi-true true...

Sabne lunch kiya thoda hansi majaak hua baat cheet hui discussion hua.. Bhai chale gaye lekin hum sab wahin baithey gappe maartey rahe.. And then sab apne apne rooms mein aagaye.. Aake nahaaya main or bed par jaa girra.. Problem solve karne k baad gajab kaa chain milta hai body ko..5.00 baje they shyaam k Main turant so gaya bc chain ki nind aai.. Raat ko lawda naa soya tha main..Nind puri hone k baad jab aankh khulli toh 3.30 baje they subah k bc 10 ghantey soya main.. Utha halki halki thand thi toh uthtey he fresh hua nahaaya Mast.. 5.00 baje kaka aatey hain apne quarter mein se yahaan toh coffee tabhi millegi or Agar meri information galat hui toh fir 5. 30 baje babhi uthengi tab millegi... 4.30 hue they or bc bookh lagi thi dinner naa Kiya tha maine issliye maine babhi ko call kiya.. Waise toh main Meenu ko bhi phone kar shakta tha woh yahin rehti hai but Kal usane bataaya Tha ki woh ghar jaaegi aaj issliye befaltu phone karke kya faayda bc meenu k bina Khaana theek se naa milta she is the best manager we ever had.. Woh sab kaam karwaa deti apne aap.. Babhi ne phone nahi uthaaya shayad silent karke so rahi thi.. Then maine bhai ko call kiya woh jarur uthaaenge unko 1 second lagta hai Jaagney mein or aisa he hua bhai ne phone uthaaya..

Deva-AP..??? Kya hua..?

Main-Babhi ko uthaao toh mereko bookh lagi hai..

Deva-time se soya kar dinner wagairaah kar k...

Main-gyaan naa do 2 din se naa soya tha theek se.. Jab girra tabhi nind aagayi.. Babhi ko bolo aap..

Deva-aarahi hai..

Main-ok good night...

Call disconnected..

Main niche aaya light wagairaah on ki or sofa par he baith gaya 5 minute mein babhi aai..

Main-morning babhi..

Babhi-Morning sir... Ye jo tera rule haina ye bandh karna padega tujhe..

Main-konsa...?

Babhi-yahi sone waala.. Ki jab tu so raha hai toh tabtak naa uthaaya jaae jabtak koi jaruri kaam naa ho.. Specially Khaane k liye..

Main - ye rule 5th class mein tha tabse chala aaraha hai.. Chalta he rahega.. Sone kaa koi time naa Hai apna.. 2 din se naa soya tha thakka padda tha..

Babhi-I know.. Bol kya khaaega.. Paranthey.. .??

Main--yo ...

Babhi ne naasta banaaya maine khaaya then babhi kaa gym kaa time hota hai toh main bhi sath chala gaya mast pait bharne k baad woh bhi..

Babhi-AP it's been days since we sat and talked..

Main-Yep Time naa babhi pehle Exams or exams k next day ye sab.. Mujhe lagta hai meri saari life planned hai ek kaam khatam hotey he dusara suru hojaata hai..

Babhi-hehe.. So pakka exams clear Hain sab..?

Main-Yep.. Atleast I hope so kamse kam re toh naa aane waali..

Babhi-so college mein kya hai special..?

Main - Sach kahun 75% times college bore maarta hai bahot jyaada but 25% times gajab time spend hota hai or ussi 25% k liye Jaane kaa mann karta hai..

Babhi-uss 25 % mein koi ladki bidki bhi hai kya..

Main - Frankly speaking main khud confuse hun hai yaa nahi beacsue thode din pehle main full try kar raha tha uspe lekin abhi 1% bhi nahi so keh nahi shakta..

Babhi-kon hai woh..??

Main-Oh aise innocent behave naa Karo aapko Sab pata chal jaata hai woh news reporters haina aapke Nicki or Riti mam...

Babhi - Hehehe..


1 ghanta gym mein lagaaya humne.. Halki fulki exercise ki 6.30 bajgaye they jab humaare Jaane kaa time hua toh Rishi kaa gym time hua.. Thodi der baad bhai aaenge fir Abeer and Mangal.. Gym subah subah marrjaata hoga bechaara..

By the way ye sab main skip kar shakta tha but mujhe apna point prove karna tha ki family always comes first.. Khair jo bhi tha..


Time hua college kaa... Sam Ravi uth chuke they ready hue college k liye.... Sablog naasta kar rahe they maine already karliya tha..

Ravi-Yo Rishi..

Rishi-Yo boss..

Ravi-Koi dhangki car le aa yaar college k liye... Rr bc bahot badi lagti hai.. Maserati mehangi jyaada Hai baaki saari bore cars hain..

Babhi-saikdon cars hain ghar par fir bhi new caahiye tumlog ko..

Deva-Abhi ummar hai lelene do baadmein fir meri tarah ek he rakhni hai..


Rishi-Umm! Dekhta hun.. Tumlog le aao naa..?


Main-time kahaan Hai bc.. Busy as fuck..

Rishi-aji Haan.. Chalo main dekhlunga..

Sam-Thanks..

Humne RR he Lee or college k liye nikale.. New admissions suru ho chuke they college mein humaare exams k time se he online portal chaalu hogaya tha... Bhaisahaab bhayanak bheed machti hai college mein.. Ab toh khair hogaya procedure.. New students aane lag gaye honge.. Gaadi Park ki toh wahin se pata chal gaya ki new students aane lag gaye hain.. Idhar udhar ghum rahe they chodu log selfie letey.. Naye naye hain sokk Chaddega he.. Firtoh chudana he hai..

Parking mein se he Rohit ko call kiya toh usane pick nahi kiya.. Raastey mein hoga shayad.. Humlog canteen mein aae toh wahaan puri Abhi gang baithi thi Ragging lerahe they new students ki... Chalo inhe kuch toh dhang kaa Milla karne ko.. Mujhe cigarette peeni thi toh seedhe guffa mein aae but aatey he dekha toh saamne 2 ladki or 2 ladke baithey they..

Main-what the fuck...? Tum kon be..?

Ravi-Maadarbhagat.. Ye kon.. Oye Laxman..?

Sam-bologe be kuch yaa gunge ho..

Ladka1-w. W. W. Woh Unhone bola yahaan aake baithney ko..

Usane Abhi gang ki taraf ishaara kiya toh woh sab hanspaddey.. Wtf.. Aise kon ragging leta hai bc.. Yahaan baithaake..

Sam-Nice dude.. Inki toh ragging bhi veg hai..


Main-ahahaha...

Ashish - idhar be..

Sam-aao toh be main curios hun jaananey k liye..


Ravi- tumlog bhi utho be bahaar nikalo doobara dikhe toh Munh fod dunga idhar..

Main-darra matt be first day he kalti hojaaenge warna..
Humlog unke pass gaye toh woh jin Loundon ki ragging lerahe they unko khadda kiya or hum baithey wahaan..

Sam - bc tujhe maalum haina aajtak tumlog ki himmat nahi hui wahaan jaaneki.. Inko bhej rahe.. Achaa hua kissi kaa mood kharaab nahi tha warna fod detey bechare ko bina matlab..

Abhi-lol.. Just enjoying bro.. Or humlog caahtey they ki tum sab aaj humaare sath baitho..

Main-woh kyun..?

Ashish - you guys found our friend.. Saved her life.. Toh kamse kam coffee toh peela he shaktey hain tumlog ko..

Mouni - Yeah AP thankyou so so so much guys.. You are the best.

Main-I know... Waise usase yaad aaya Abe Sonam ki haalat kaisi hai..??

Sam-no idea..

Mouni-ab theek hai kal he discharge hogayi thi thodi weakness hai bus jald he college aane lag jaaegi..

Main-Noice..

Laxman - Bhailog..

Sam-Kaisa hai ladke...? Kahaan margaya tha be..?

Laxman-College k andar gaya tha.. Woh sab Chhodo chaa gaye bhailog firse.. News waale toh repeat mode par chala rahe hain aaplog ko.. Kya gajab kaam kiya..

Main-Thanks men..

College kabhi kabhaar bahot boring hojaata hai or aaj wahi lag raha tha mujhe..

Continued..
 

Mathur

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awesome one BC

well isme AP ki galti na hai ki vo predict na kar ska vo toh uss bande ke piche hi pda hua tha BC sara dimag toh vahin concentrate kar rkha tha lawda guess hota kuch

well he is AP after all he can do that aur possibly predict bhi kar skta tha but yahan uski vahi concentration aa jati hai jo aas pass dhyaan na deti magar pehle bhi toh kai baar hua hai ki jsne out of the box kaam kiya hai toh yeh kaha ja skta hai ki AP iss cheej se deal kar lega for sure

BC sala RJ ka call nhi aaya yeh scene miss lga but surely tab AP buai mast so rhe honge just assume ek high class seeial killer villian tumse takkar le rha hai aur tumhe call kar rha hai but tum toh so rhe ho BC kya level reh gya uska :roflol:

well mujhe vo ladki kich interesting sound kar rhi hai jo SONAM ke sath rescue ki gyi hai like kuch hatt ke pta lge uss se AP ko well dekhte hain kya nikalta uss ladki ko lekar

new session start hua hai matlab ny maal:tongue: mast try karne ka moka hai yeh BC koi toh dhansu maal romance layak hoga yan kuch bakchodi layak

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