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Update-151(Nice Dude Nice)
Sab normal hua or sab baithey Anannya se iss bich meri najarein kai baar milli thoda awkwardly dekha usne mujhe lekin jaise dekha usase main or pagal hogaya uske piche I mean I think Riya k baad she is the only girl jisko leke mujhe aisa feel hota tha.. Iss bich main usko ghurr raha tha usane ye notice kiya or aankhon k he isharon se pucha kya hua...? Maine mundi naa mein hilaai matlab "Nothing"... So I would like to make this official that I want her.. I will be happy to have her.. It means she'll be your babhi bitches..
Rohit-tumlog ko kya bata raha tha ye..
Abhi-kuch nahi befaltu baatein bana raha tha Humaari or seniors ki sulah karwaaega bola dono sath miljaao main sath hun wagairaah - 2...
Subham-wahi puraana raag tha Rohit bhai iska ki main election jitwaadunga wagairaah wagairaah.. Uske baad humaare he kandhe par se banduk chalaata ye..
Sam-Subham toh jaanta hai uske baare mein tumlog bhi jaanlo bahot he kam chances hain ki usase ghatiya banda tumhe Tumhaari life mein millega.. Do not trust him...
Ashish - Haan dekhtey he wahi kaha tha main Inlog ko...
Mouni-Ye wahi tha matlab puraane waala...??
Ashish - Han toh wahi samjha raha tha main itani derr mein aa he gaya yahaan par woh..
Maine Anjali ko call kiya inki baaton mein koi interest nahi tha mereko...mujhe Jaanana tha ye kyun or kaise aaya hai...
Anjali-Ji boss..
Main-Woh college president yaad hai Dipesh..?
Anjali-Haan.. Uska kya..?
Main-woh jail se nikal gaya..?
Anjali-Haan shayad itani lambi toh saja bhi naa hui thi Saara kuch isane iske boss par daal diya tha woh bhi milgaya tha toh isko kam he saja hui thi..
Main-College aaya tha woh shyaanpatti karne...
Anjali-Koi naa fir pel denge.. Jaaega kahaan..
Main-woh toh hai he main toh khaali confirm Kar raha tha..chal bye..
Anjali-bye..
Call Disconnected...
Main-Riha hochuka bc ye..
Rohit - chinta naa kar ab naa aaega..
Main-aaega jarur likh k lele agar tum chutiyon k 4 punch khaake he Jaana hota toh woh aata he nahi..
Tabhi Peon wahaan aagaya...or main samjh gaya ki kuch toh gadbad hai daya..
Peon-AP beta tum sabko principal office mein bulaaya hai abhi k abhi..
Main - theek kaka..
Peon-Abhi Shubham or jo ye sab hain yahan aap sabko bhi...
Ye bolke kaka nikal liye wahaan se..
Main-lag gaye beta.. Have a good day..
Rohit-Fuck me dude..
Sam-Chalo...
Abhi-kya bolein wahan..?
Sam-jo hua hai woh bolo Haan chupane ki jarurat nahi hai tumlog kaa naam naa aaega chinta naa Karo..
Main, Sam, Ravi, Rohit, Abhi, Lucky, Ashish, Ajit, Shubham, Ritu, Mouni, Ananya, Sneha, Arushi or Divya Hum sab chal paddey principal office ki taraf.. Wahaan pohanchey toh seedha andar bhejdiya peon ne... Andar gaye toh Principal khadda tha or Dipesh bhi wahaan tha or college doctor uske thobdey par dawaai wagairaah lagaa raha tha..
Principal Full gusse mein lag raha tha..
Principal-who do you think you guys are..? Kya samjh rakha hai tum sabne college ko?. I am sick and tired of everything...
Koi kuch nahi bola...
Prin-what the hell happened..? Koi bataaega..?
Sam-Actually main bataata hun sir..
Sam ne usko puri baat Bataadi thodi mirchi lagaake mere waala part cut kardiya..
Prin-tumhe maalum haina College student ko maarne kaa result kya hai..? Rusticate directly..
Rohit-But he should be Removed first, drugs cases hain uske uppar.. So technically he is not the student of this college..
Prin-Criminal records university verify karti hai or jabtak woh verify naa kare tabtak ye yahaan kaa student he hai..
OH yeah nice dude nice, sahi khel gaya gajab.. Puraana chawal hai gandu sab maalum tha usse issi liye toh humein ukshaaya usne nice dude nice..
Princ- so i hope ki tum Dipesh se baat karlo kyunki agar woh complaint karta hai toh I don't have any choice but to suspend you 3 permanently...
Dipesh - ofcourse i want to file the complaint sir.. Uske baad caahe mujhe bhi suspend kardiya jaae.. But first let me file the complaint.. And please take the footage of Canteen as the evidence and my injuries .. Police k pass jaake faayda nahi hai police inki mutthi mein Hai but i hope yahaan mujhe insaaf millega..
Ye sun sab blank hogaye.. Nice.. Dipesh toh karega he complaint... Uska he toh plan tha.. Maine phone nikaala or chupke Advisor Rajendra uncle ko Message kiya or asap yahaan aane ko bola.. Maamla bigad raha tha.. I mean bigad gaya tha..
Principal ne usko complaint form diya or Dipesh bharne laga usko.
Abhi-but sir hum sabne dekha usne suru kiya tha...
Principal-I think Mr president you don't know the college rules you can beat other student only in self defense vebal fights doesn't count..
Usne peon ko bheja cctv footage laane.. Khus tha Principal bhi main nahi but baaki 3 toh Mille usko woh toh caahta he tha ki humlog ko nikaale nice dude nice.. Befaltu chutiya Katt gaya..
Rajendra uncle wahaan aae..
Raj-Arrey ye kya horaha hai yahaan par.. Itani bheed...
Princ-Aaiye Rajendra Ji main aapke pass he aane waala tha..
Raj-Kyun..?
Prin-Woh Rohit, Sam or Ravi Inko suspend kiya jaaraha hai toh aapke sign caahiye honge..
Raj-wait what..? Ek second Inko suspend kyun..?
Prin-Violent behavior..brutally Beating fellow student..
Uske baad Principal ne bataaya Uncle ko sab... Ye sun woh bhi blank hue.. Maine ishaare se kaha kuch toh idea nikaalo..
Abhi-There has to be something that we can do.. Aise he suspend nahi kar shaktey aap..
Princ-Unfortunately Mr Abhi I can..
Raje-Kyun Abhi tumhe lagta hai ye sab galat hua hai..?
Abhi-ofcourse sir hum sabko lagta hai...
Sab-Haan..
Raje-Toh fir stay lelo..
Prin-Violent behavior par stay nahi milta Rajendra ji..
Raje - Milta hai rule book check kijiye.. Students ko agar lagta hai unfair horaha hai toh University se ek Pannel aata hai college mein unki baat sunane k liye then woh decide karenge ki kya decision lena hai..
Prin-oh Haan.. Ye kar shaktey ho.. But Pannel ko select toh college Principal he karta haina..
Raje-Haan woh toh aap he karoge..
Prin-ok fir toh mouka dedeta hun Inko..
Dipesh ne form bharra Principal ne apna form bharra..
Prin-ok students hearing kab hogi main inform kardunga tabtak k liye Ravi, Rohit and Sam you 3 are temporarily suspended... You all can leave..
Humlog bahaar aae Rajendra uncle bhi bahaar aae..
Raj-AP Sam Ravi rohit idhar aao toh..
Humlog ek side gaye..
Raje-Nice guys great job brilliant... So good.. I am proud of you..
Rohit-Uncle you know kon hai woh..
Raje-I don't care kon hai woh college mein he karna tha ye sab..? Itana kya temper hogaya bhai..
Rohit-Sorry uncle..
Raje-Beta let me make this clear tum 3no suspend hoge surely..
Main-what the fuck.. Toh abhi aapne kya kiya ye..?
Raje-Maine keval thoda sa time buy kiya kyunki woh khud Pannel k members select karega khud it means no chance woh tumhe rakhenge.. Issliye for sure you 3 are gone...
Main-Fir bhi Pannel se toh nipat lenge..
Raje-ghanta.. Tumhe pata haina university mein kitane bandey hain jo Pannel mein ho shaktey hain yaani University k koi bhi college k professors Chancellor yaa VC even retired professors yaa Retired chancellors yaa VC's bhi ho shaktey hain yaani Atleast 3000 Bandon mein se koi 5 yaa 6 honge.. Or woh khud chaantega iska matlab naa tum unhe khareed paaoge naa he darra paaoge aise sanki hotey hain kuch toh.. Are khareedoge tab jab pata hoga kon kon hain..
Ravi- great.. Rip college..
Main-ok uncle aapne itana time dilwaadiya thanks very much for that we love you..
Raj-anytime AP.. Koi bhi help caahiye ho phone kardena...
Ye bolke uncle chale gaye apna kaam Kar gaye caahe woh kaam koi kaam kaa naa ho but time dilwaaya unhone..
Main-Nice dude nice... Great Job guys anger issues hain toh mereko lekin bahaar tumlog k aarahe hain... Jaruri tha bhenchod Rambo banana agar maarna he hota toh main he naa maarta sabse pehle... Tumlog alag se bhenchod Salman khan bano.. Lag gaye lawde ab gand marwaa liyo..
Rohit- Bc fuck men fuck.. Kya bakchodi hai ab bapu sunaaega uppar se college gaya woh alag bhenchod mera toh career yahi se start hua tha...
Main-uncle se main baat karlunga reason bataaenge toh samjh jaaenge woh.
Sam-bhenchod ye lawde jaisa he game khel gaya humaare sath...
Main-Nahi tumhaare sath mereko maalum tha kuch naa kuch gandugiri k liye he aaya hai ye.. Tumlog ne he gand fodi uski..
Ravi-Abe Haan be sherlock holmes kitani baar bataaega fod di toh fod di ab aage kya karein woh bata.. Bc iss jhant baraabar life mein ek yahi hai time pass kaa jarriya ye bhi chala jaaega toh gand marrjaaegi..
Main-Kya karein bc..? Principal ko hatwa bhi dein toh bhi ongoing investigation puri kiye bina nahi jaaega woh.. Or Pannel kaa kya maalum bc jaisa Raj uncle ne kahaa kon kahaan se kaisa banda select hoga. Or woh bhenchod budhau khud kar raha hai it means apne jaise he karega.. It means RIP guys..
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