Update-152(Plan-1)
Peon-Rohit Ravi Sam beta principal sir ne kahaa hai aapko college se bahaar nikaaldun.. Kya hua..?
Main-Arey kuch naa kaka ye bakchod log bakchodi kartey rehtey hain..
Rohit-Nikal jaaenge kaka ek coffee peelein last..?
Kaka-Aaram se beta caaho toh jaao bhi matt principal sir ko main pata lunga..
Ravi-bus kaka uski jarurat naa Hai boldo 10 Minute mein nikal jaaenge...
Kaka-Theek hai beta...
Ye bolke humlog canteen mein aae.. Or seedha guffa mein jaake cigarette jalaai..
Ravi - Oye Laxman tere hath ki ek Mast see akhiri coffee peeladey..
Main-Bhenchod last toh aise bolraha hai jaise abhi marrjaaega bakchod...
Main bol he raha raha tha ki babhi kaa call aagaya..
Main-Yelo Bade sahaab kaa call aagaya.. Rajendra uncle ne news pohanchaa di hogi.
Maine uthaaya phone..
Main-Haan Babhi..
Babhi-Kar kya rahe ho tumlog..?
Main-Maine Kuch nahi kiya i am innocent.. Ye 3 ko samjhaao...
Ye bolke maine Ravi ko phone dediya usane Speaker par kiya cigarette khatam hogayi thi toh main bahaar aagaya babhi kaa bhaasana naa sunana tha mujhe..
Bahaar ek table puri khaali thi toh wahaan baithgaya..Or jaise he main baitha Ananya wahaan aagayi..
Ana-Can i sit here..?
Main-Yeah sure sure..
Woh mere bagal mein baithi..
Ana-I am sorry..
Main-Why..? Tumne thodi naa kuch kiya hai ye toh teeno khudki shyanpatti ki wajah se jaarahe hain.. Dont be sorry..
Ana-Kuch kiya jaa shakta Hai..?
Main-nahi...
Ana-Humlog protest kar shaktey hain..
Main-Arrey naa naa Rules k hissab se sab horaha hai iske against protest karoge toh millega kuch nahi ulta media waalon ko or story milljaaegi... Humaare khilaaf...
Anaa-True...tum toh aaoge naa..?
Main-Not sure.. Inke bina main karunga bhi kya...
Anaa-don't say that yaar I thought we were good friends..
Main-we are, but you know I spend 99% of my time with them so it's a little bit awkward to come alone.. Abhi bichmein jab ye sab gaye they kuch din k liye tabhi main bore hojaata tha ab toh permanently jaaenge....
Anaa-It means you are gonna leave a friend...?
Main-no i am not gonna leave.. I'll be still in contact with you don't worry.. A matter
Of fact I really like spending time with you so don't worry koi naa koi bahaana dhund he lunga tumse millne kaa...
Anaa-Aww.. That's so sweet of you.. I also like to spend time with you..
Main-oh the feeling is mutual it means..
Anaa-it sure is..
Tabhi Ravi Rohit or Sam bhi bahaar aagaye..
Ravi-Tu rukk raha idhar..?
Main-Haan.. Ghar jaao lecture suno lecture khatam hojaae toh call kardena aajaunga main..
Ravi-humein double sunani padegi iska matlab..
Main -haan toh kand bhi tumhe ne kiya hai.. Already mood kharaab hai Orr naa Karo Jaao ab..
Sam-bye..
Ye bolke woh teeno nikal gaye...
Anaa-You know what my mother used to say..?
Main-What..?
Anaa-A walk with a friend can freshen up your mood in no time..
Main-Thats wise words...
Anaa-So You wanna come with me for a walk..
Main-Sure..
Anaa-Let's Go then..
Hum dono uthey or bahaar aae Garden ki side.. Toh raastey mein woh Dipesh milgaya bhenchod kya lawda din tha aaj.. Uska thobda ab saaf tha band-aid wagairaah lagi thi khoon wagairaah saaf hochuka tha..
Dipe-hahahah... 3 toh gaye tu bhi jaaega.. Bhulaa nahi hun kuch main sab yaad hai mujhe sabka badla lunga..
Main-ok dude sure.. Nikalo ab..
Dipe- Abhi toh jaa raha hun lekin dhyaan rakhna AP kabhi bhi kahin bhi waar kar shakta hun main.. You better watch your back..
Main--Sure dude.. Tere se bachke rahunga main..?you know agar baat ki jaae meri 100000 sabse kam important dhyaan dene ki cheejon ki unmein bhi tu last mein aata hai.. I don't care who the fuck are you bitch I don't even have time to waste on you.. I have things to do that are 10000000 times more important then you.. Issliye jo karna hai kartey Raho.. I don't mind jab time millega 2-4 minutes kaa tere liye tabhi sultaa dunga tujhe..
Dipesh - Abhi toh jaata hun jaldi millenge..
Main-Nahi millega don't worry..
Ye bolke woh chala gaya..
Anaa-What a looser he is..
Main-indeed he is. Who cares let him enjoy abhi jail se nikala hai thoda karlega enjoy... Mera mood naa Hai ispar dhyaan dene kaa..
Anaa-OK ok.. So lets freshen up your mood...
Humlog garden mein enter hue toh wahaan kam he bandey they idhar waale garden mein kam he students aatey hain kai reasons hain uske jaise ki isme selfie lene k liye koi Khaas jagah nahi hai.. Chupaney ki koi jagah nahi hai... Wagairaah wagairaah..
Or uss time Ananya ne chaltey chaltey mera hath pakad liya.. Bc puri body mein maano current doud gaya..uffff! Bhenchod kya mulayam hath they uske gajab gajab gajab.. Hum dono ab hath pakad k chal rahe they bc filmy type.. Maine na caahtey hue bhi uski taraf dekha toh woh keval saamne he dekh rahi thi..
Anaa- So tell me something AP..?
Main-Kya..? Ask me...?
Anaa-hmmm! What about this..?Do you have any girlfriend..?
Main-Nope....
Anaa--searching for any..??
Main-Actually no.. Time nahi hai yaar I am busy I guess 24×7..
Humdono wahin ek bench par baithey..
Anaa-True Afterall you are AP time kahaan se hoga.
Main--I mean i have time.. But ladki dhundo and uske piche paddo unsabke liye time nahi hai..
Anaa-Cool cool.. What about your hobbies.?
Main-My hobbies..? Cricket, Crime Solving, Sleep that's it..
Anaa-Hehee.. You sleep a lot it means..
Main-Yep..
Anaa-Crime solving hmmm.. I can see that.. So Tum Police k liye kaam kartey ho...
Main-Police mere liye kaam Karti hai.. This one is better..
Anaa-I like your attitude.. Straight to the point..
Main-exactly.. So what about you..? Tumhaari hobbies kya kya hain..??
Anaa- Music, Cooking, Study and Movies..
Main-Nice..
Humlog baithey they toh maine dekha Principal parking ki taraf jaaraha tha or kya pata kaise uski najar mujhpar paddi woh bhen kaa lawda meri taraf aane laga.. Isse khetey hain ek pure fully prepared gandu din..
Main-ok here we go again.. Ab yahi baaki tha..
Anaa-Just chill.. Unko bolne dena tumne kahaa naa tumhare pass time nahi hai aise logon par dhyaan dene k liye.. So mattt do dhyaan..
Principal seedha mere pass aaya..
Prin - Ananya beta can i talk to AP alone for few minutes..
Anaa-Yeah sure sir...
Prin-Thanks beta..
Anaa-Bye AP catch you soon..
Main-bye..
Anaa wahaan se chali gayi or woh Anaconda wahaan baitha...
Prin- What happened AP..? Looking sad..
Main--Nothing much..
Prin-First of all let me clarify mera koi hath nahi tha Insab mein.. But ab I will make sure ki woh teeno ko nikaala jaae college se.. Kam se kam tum nahi toh woh 3 toh jaaein..
Main-ok OK..
Prin - Believe me AP there is no way you can save them.. Wohlog surely jaaenge college se..
Main-we'll see.. . You don't know me yet don't worry you will.... itani aashani se thodi naa Jaane dunga..i fucking kill people for a living halwa hai kya yun he haar jaaunga.. I fucking rule this whole state..
Mera Phone baja jo Priyanka kaa tha main thoda side mein aaya or Phone pick kiya..
Main-Yo hello...
Pri-Hey AP.. How are you..?
Main-I am good tum theek ho..? Bhai kaisa hai..??
Pri-Sab ekdum badhiya Hai he is fully healthy now.. Yahaan Purshotam ji (Rishi kaa friend) k Betey k sath ghull mill gaya hai.. I am coming back this weekend..
Main-Abhi..?? Nahi rukkjaao tum..
Pri-It's fine AP kabhi naa kabhi toh aana he hai jyaada aadat nahi lagaaungi usko warna fir mere Jaane k baad uska mann naa lagega.. Or uppar se main news dekhleti hun i know kya situation hai wahaan serial killers pakadey jaarahe hain.. So I am coming..
Uski baat sun mereko ek plan yaad aaya...
Main- oh yeah.. Listen fir toh tum aaj he aa shakti ho..?
Pri-yeah sure next flight leke aajaungi..koi problem..?
Main-Yes personal problem hai but I hope you don't mind..
Pri- i will be there for you always AP... personal professional don't even worry..
Main-Thanks.. Main Purshotam ko bolta hun jaldi se jaldi tickets wagairaah karwaadega woh.. Uske baad mere pass schedule bhejdena kab pohanchogi yahaan main Airport pohanch jaaunga..
Pri-are uski jarurat nahi hai main aajaungi apne aap..
Main-nope I insist..
Pri-OK ok bhejdungi..
Main-Bye babes.. Thanks..
Pri-Don't even worry.
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Main-Principal sir the game is on...
Principal-Dekhtey hai kya kar paaoge tumlog...
Main-Tumlog nahi main main karunga sab.. Remember the two words that'll ruin your life "AP"...
Ye bolke main wahaan se chal diya or Rishi ko call kiya..
Main-Yo..
Rishi-Bc kahaan hai tu ghar par bawaal horaha hai babhi full suna rahi hai Teeno ko..
Main-Issiliye nahi aaya.. Sun tu Prushotam ko call kar or bol jitana jaldi ho shake Priyanka ki next flight ki ticket karwaae.. Reason baadmein bataaUnga.
Rishi-OK boss..
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