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Update-156(Chang)
Main wahaan se bahaar aaya gaadi mein baitha or khud par chilaaya "Fuck"..
Reason bataata hun andar jo bhi sab hua ek he bandey ne kiya hai.. Reason because jitane bhi Bandon ko ghaav they woh agar alag alag angle se dekhe jaae toh same he bandey k they saamne waale kaa height force even weight takk same tha.. Jaan bujh k different weapons use kiye gaye they taaki lage alag alag logon ne maara.... Jaan bujh k immaturity k sath waar kiye gaye they kyunki pehla war ek dum professionals waala Tha jisase saamne waala dherr uske baad Jaan bujh k nishaan chhode gaye taaki lage ki akele or professional kaa kaam nahi hai.. Itani safaai se sab kiya tha ki police waalon even Ami ko bhi samjh naa aane waala scene... Akela vs 9 woh bhi bina guns.. Itani bhayanak mouttt.. Itana tagda plan ..kon hoga Ofcourse Chang he hoga bhenchod.. Uske alaawa kon hoga.. Uski gand fod dunga main...
Main ghar aaya or ek number par call kiya kissi ne pick nahi kiya kissi ne karna bhi nahi tha ye bus mera signal dene kaa tareeka tha.. Ab chang mujhe call karega.. Mera mood bahot kharaab hogaya Chang uss Jaanwar ki tarah hai jiske munh ek baar agar khoon lag gaya toh woh sabko maardega.. Or yahi Ami or Abeer samjha rahe they mereko woh kissi ki nahi sunta.. 1 ghantey baad mere pass call aaya.. Private number as usual..
Chang-boss..
Main-Where the fuck are you..?
Chang-Not to far from you.. What happened..??
Main-Why the fuck you are going around killing people..
Chang-What..??
Main-Don't fuck around chang mujhe pata hai tune maara usabko I know you from your toe to your head..
Chang-I was bored.. And you know woh log tumhe maarne kaa plan kar rahe they main keval Manak ko maarne gaya tha but unki baatein suni toh fir sabka number lagaana padda... No one dares to plan against you and live to tell about it....not on my watch...
Main-Shut the fuck up.. Maine kya kaha tha tujhe just do as I say.. Jo main bolun wahi karna keval...
Chang-But boss he was planning to kill you..? What do you want me to do bus sunke waapis aajaun....they deserved to die....
Main- This is not fucking that place jahaan tu sabko maarta firrega.. Aadhe log yahaan mujhe maarne ki planning kar rahe hain..
Chang-Then I will kill every single one of them I don't care who they are but I will find them and I will kill them and every single one associated with them...
Main- usase pehle main tujhe maardun toh??? .. Do not fuck with my head don't let me come after you... You know what will happen once I'll be there... I'll make sure you never see me again.. I love you too much but don't take this to your head..
Chang-I... I.. I... I..
Main-Exactly be scared be very scared.. Never touch anyone here without my permission tu jaanta hai mujhe .... I trust you with everything just don't go crazy here stay in your limits...
Chang-But they were trying to kill you.. Ye koi chotti baat nahi hai how can I let someone like that live how..??
Main-Just ignore aise he koi bhi aake nahi maar shakta mujhe.. I am good.. Jab jarurat hogi tab bataadunga tujhe.. Just don't do anything like that without my permission...
Chang-Then what will I do here...kya karun.??
Main-Toh jaa waapis i dont mind agar bore horaha hai toh...
Chang - Yeah sure dude I can't leave you and you know that..
Main-bus toh fir don't do anything like that ever again.. Bore nahi hone dunga bataadunga main tujhe.. Samjha..
Chang-yeah sure..
Main-Or next time agar merese juth bolni ho toh planning thodi or tagdi karna isase police yaa Ami ko he Paagal bana shakta Hai notme..
Chang-but tell me they deserved to die right..?
Main-ofcourse they did.. But ye kaam idhar kanoon karta hai.. Law is everything...
Chang-oh fuck the law dude we are the law we make the decision..
Main-not here..
Chang-OK boss..
Main-or tujhe woh kaam diya tha uska kya hua..?
Chang-No idea doobara attack kare tab naa kuch pata chale no hints...
Main-ok.. Dhyaan rakha Kar..
Call disconnected...
Fuck bc kya karunga iskaa main Ami ko hatwaadiya case se warna aaj nahi toh kal woh bhi samjh he jaati fir uski or Abeer ki sunani padti mereko... Chalo Manak k uppar time naa kharaab hoga kissi kaa game over but still Chang ko aadat nahi lagnedeni hai insabki.woh bahot khatarnaak hai bahot jyaada khatarnaak.. Abeer Ami sab chotey padjaatey hain uske saamne fir baadmein.. Or mujhe woh situation laani he naa Hai..Chang means destruction..
Main Niche aaya toh Sam ne bataaya ki college se message aaya hai hearing Parson hogi... Yaani budhau Pannel banaane mein laga hai.. Dekhtey hain Priyanka k pass kya kya hai.. Jo bhi hai aajka din gaya aise he bakchodi mein or next din dophar 2 baje mere pass Priyanka kaa call aaya usane bataaya thodi problem hai blackmail karne laayak nahi millraha kuch ab ye dikkat hogayi.. Badi dikkat.. 5 members they Jury(Pannel) mein according to Priyanka jinmein se 3 University k current place holders they and 2 budhau they yaani retired type.. Maine Priyanka ko or dhundaney ko kahaa.. Time kam tha Kal subah toh Jaana he tha college hmmm.. Kya karein kya karein..
Thodi derr baad Priyanka kaa fir call aaya kaam sahi chal raha tha.. Jo 3 hain unse filhaal Milla jaa shakta Hai.. Maine Gaadi Lee or Sam Ravi And Rohit ko leke chal diya sathmein Raastey mein se Priyanka ko pick kiya usane mujhe information dee.. University dusri city mein Hai toh wahaan gaye hum entry Lee or pata kiya kahaan millenge woh log toh teeno ek he jagah mill gaye academic department mein.. Befaltu naam waam mein time waste nahi karunga main 1,, 2,3 lagaalo already bahot naam horahe hain confuse hojaaoge..
Ab mujhe pata chala yelog ko kyun select kiya woh issliye ki wohlog khunas khaake baithey they Rishi k khilaaf as unhe Unki manpassnd post nahi milli... Shabbas.. Wahaan par woh 3 he they keval 35-45 k bich he they teeno.. Maine Priyanka ko gaadi mein he chhod diya tha...
Aadmi1-tumlog yahaan kya kar rahe ho..?
Main-Arrey baitho baitho Apna he ghar samjho isko..
Aadmi2-Kya horaha hai ye sab..?
Main-Dekho mere pass time hai nahi waste karne ko toh seedhe muddey ki baat par aata hun ye 3 students k case k liye university ki committee bani hai jismein se 3 ho tumlog...
Aadmi3-ye tu.. Tut. Tumhe kaise pata...
Main - Kamaal kartey ho pandey ji dekh toh lo kisase baat Kar rahe ho..toh ab main yahaan issliye aaya hun ki mujhe tumlog k votes naa mein caahiye yelog college se nahi nikalenge samjhe..?
Aadmi2-Aise nahi chalta darraa dhamkaa k hum decision nahi letey woh toh sach jo hai wahi hoga...
Main-jaa be bhenchod chutiya naa bana mujhe maalum Hai tumlog ko kyun liya gaya hai taaki inhe nikaaldiya jaae Tumhaari toh gand jalti hai Humse.. Aukaat kuch karne ki hai nahi.. Bada aaya sach waala bhenchod bikaau lode.. Dhyaan se suno yahaan pura din nahi lagaana hai mujhe.. Paise nahi dunga itani aukaat nahi hai Tumhaari ki humse paise loo jabki sochke main yahi aaya tha ki paise dedunga kuch and that's it.. But ab suno ye jo files haina ye 2017 ki hain yaad aaya kuch..
Aadmi2-k. K. Kya matlab hai tumhaara..?
Main-Admission scam..? 3 crore 12 laakh 32 hajaar... Admission fee kitane % badhaadi thi tumlog ne bina kissi se puche
... Ab uss time toh tumlog ne daba diya maamla lekin ab kaise dabaaoge...toh mere jitane contacts hain uss hissab se dekha jaae toh main tum 3no ko 5 minutes mein arrest karwaa shakta hun and lambe se Pele jaaoge dekhlo.. Aadmi3-kya saboot..
Main-Saboot bhosdk cacha chaudhary dikhraha hun main tujhe ye le.. Khud dekhle..
Maine file unki taraf fainki... Unhone 2 he page dekhe they ki wohlog bol paddey...
Aadmi2-..j.h.h.hH. Hum taiyaar hain..
Main-Shabbas laa file de beta.. Sun shyaanpatti toh sochna bhi matt kyunki fir tumhaarii haalat kuttey maafik kardunga main...
Aadmi3-n. Nahi karenge.
Main-ok beta fir bye. Coffee wagairaah next time abhi teri tarah or bhi hain unke yahaan bhi Jaana Hai..
Ye bolke humlog khadde hoke bahaar aaye..
Ravi - Ahahahaha that was easy..
Rohit-bus hogaya kaam 3 votes he caahiye they 5 mein se...
Main - Naa re 5on kartey kya pata kya game khel jaae woh.. Waise principal ki aukaat toh nahi hai itani lekin fir bhi kyun risk lena..
Ab next budhau ko Humaare CM sahaab jaantey they jo Delhi se waapis aarahe the filhaal toh Bhai ne uske pass phone kiya or ussne kaha ki chinta ki koi baat hai nahi woh aatey he baat karlega..
Matlab 4 votes confirm 5th ki jarurat nahi thi or woh waise bhi ek retired budhau tha 76 age thi bc kya daraaunga kya blackmail karunga usko.. Baaki ki jury samjhaadenge usko... Yaani 4 out of 5 votes confirmed.. Nice.. Saved.. Priyanka came in clutch..
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So finally Chang exposedUpdate-156(Chang)
Main wahaan se bahaar aaya gaadi mein baitha or khud par chilaaya "Fuck"..
Reason bataata hun andar jo bhi sab hua ek he bandey ne kiya hai.. Reason because jitane bhi Bandon ko ghaav they woh agar alag alag angle se dekhe jaae toh same he bandey k they saamne waale kaa height force even weight takk same tha.. Jaan bujh k different weapons use kiye gaye they taaki lage alag alag logon ne maara.... Jaan bujh k immaturity k sath waar kiye gaye they kyunki pehla war ek dum professionals waala Tha jisase saamne waala dherr uske baad Jaan bujh k nishaan chhode gaye taaki lage ki akele or professional kaa kaam nahi hai.. Itani safaai se sab kiya tha ki police waalon even Ami ko bhi samjh naa aane waala scene... Akela vs 9 woh bhi bina guns.. Itani bhayanak mouttt.. Itana tagda plan ..kon hoga Ofcourse Chang he hoga bhenchod.. Uske alaawa kon hoga.. Uski gand fod dunga main...
Main ghar aaya or ek number par call kiya kissi ne pick nahi kiya kissi ne karna bhi nahi tha ye bus mera signal dene kaa tareeka tha.. Ab chang mujhe call karega.. Mera mood bahot kharaab hogaya Chang uss Jaanwar ki tarah hai jiske munh ek baar agar khoon lag gaya toh woh sabko maardega.. Or yahi Ami or Abeer samjha rahe they mereko woh kissi ki nahi sunta.. 1 ghantey baad mere pass call aaya.. Private number as usual..
Chang-boss..
Main-Where the fuck are you..?
Chang-Not to far from you.. What happened..??
Main-Why the fuck you are going around killing people..
Chang-What..??
Main-Don't fuck around chang mujhe pata hai tune maara usabko I know you from your toe to your head..
Chang-I was bored.. And you know woh log tumhe maarne kaa plan kar rahe they main keval Manak ko maarne gaya tha but unki baatein suni toh fir sabka number lagaana padda... No one dares to plan against you and live to tell about it....not on my watch...
Main-Shut the fuck up.. Maine kya kaha tha tujhe just do as I say.. Jo main bolun wahi karna keval...
Chang-But boss he was planning to kill you..? What do you want me to do bus sunke waapis aajaun....they deserved to die....
Main- This is not fucking that place jahaan tu sabko maarta firrega.. Aadhe log yahaan mujhe maarne ki planning kar rahe hain..
Chang-Then I will kill every single one of them I don't care who they are but I will find them and I will kill them and every single one associated with them...
Main- usase pehle main tujhe maardun toh??? .. Do not fuck with my head don't let me come after you... You know what will happen once I'll be there... I'll make sure you never see me again.. I love you too much but don't take this to your head..
Chang-I... I.. I... I..
Main-Exactly be scared be very scared.. Never touch anyone here without my permission tu jaanta hai mujhe .... I trust you with everything just don't go crazy here stay in your limits...
Chang-But they were trying to kill you.. Ye koi chotti baat nahi hai how can I let someone like that live how..??
Main-Just ignore aise he koi bhi aake nahi maar shakta mujhe.. I am good.. Jab jarurat hogi tab bataadunga tujhe.. Just don't do anything like that without my permission...
Chang-Then what will I do here...kya karun.??
Main-Toh jaa waapis i dont mind agar bore horaha hai toh...
Chang - Yeah sure dude I can't leave you and you know that..
Main-bus toh fir don't do anything like that ever again.. Bore nahi hone dunga bataadunga main tujhe.. Samjha..
Chang-yeah sure..
Main-Or next time agar merese juth bolni ho toh planning thodi or tagdi karna isase police yaa Ami ko he Paagal bana shakta Hai notme..
Chang-but tell me they deserved to die right..?
Main-ofcourse they did.. But ye kaam idhar kanoon karta hai.. Law is everything...
Chang-oh fuck the law dude we are the law we make the decision..
Main-not here..
Chang-OK boss..
Main-or tujhe woh kaam diya tha uska kya hua..?
Chang-No idea doobara attack kare tab naa kuch pata chale no hints...
Main-ok.. Dhyaan rakha Kar..
Call disconnected...
Fuck bc kya karunga iskaa main Ami ko hatwaadiya case se warna aaj nahi toh kal woh bhi samjh he jaati fir uski or Abeer ki sunani padti mereko... Chalo Manak k uppar time naa kharaab hoga kissi kaa game over but still Chang ko aadat nahi lagnedeni hai insabki.woh bahot khatarnaak hai bahot jyaada khatarnaak.. Abeer Ami sab chotey padjaatey hain uske saamne fir baadmein.. Or mujhe woh situation laani he naa Hai..Chang means destruction..
Main Niche aaya toh Sam ne bataaya ki college se message aaya hai hearing Parson hogi... Yaani budhau Pannel banaane mein laga hai.. Dekhtey hain Priyanka k pass kya kya hai.. Jo bhi hai aajka din gaya aise he bakchodi mein or next din dophar 2 baje mere pass Priyanka kaa call aaya usane bataaya thodi problem hai blackmail karne laayak nahi millraha kuch ab ye dikkat hogayi.. Badi dikkat.. 5 members they Jury(Pannel) mein according to Priyanka jinmein se 3 University k current place holders they and 2 budhau they yaani retired type.. Maine Priyanka ko or dhundaney ko kahaa.. Time kam tha Kal subah toh Jaana he tha college hmmm.. Kya karein kya karein..
Thodi derr baad Priyanka kaa fir call aaya kaam sahi chal raha tha.. Jo 3 hain unse filhaal Milla jaa shakta Hai.. Maine Gaadi Lee or Sam Ravi And Rohit ko leke chal diya sathmein Raastey mein se Priyanka ko pick kiya usane mujhe information dee.. University dusri city mein Hai toh wahaan gaye hum entry Lee or pata kiya kahaan millenge woh log toh teeno ek he jagah mill gaye academic department mein.. Befaltu naam waam mein time waste nahi karunga main 1,, 2,3 lagaalo already bahot naam horahe hain confuse hojaaoge..
Ab mujhe pata chala yelog ko kyun select kiya woh issliye ki wohlog khunas khaake baithey they Rishi k khilaaf as unhe Unki manpassnd post nahi milli... Shabbas.. Wahaan par woh 3 he they keval 35-45 k bich he they teeno.. Maine Priyanka ko gaadi mein he chhod diya tha...
Aadmi1-tumlog yahaan kya kar rahe ho..?
Main-Arrey baitho baitho Apna he ghar samjho isko..
Aadmi2-Kya horaha hai ye sab..?
Main-Dekho mere pass time hai nahi waste karne ko toh seedhe muddey ki baat par aata hun ye 3 students k case k liye university ki committee bani hai jismein se 3 ho tumlog...
Aadmi3-ye tu.. Tut. Tumhe kaise pata...
Main - Kamaal kartey ho pandey ji dekh toh lo kisase baat Kar rahe ho..toh ab main yahaan issliye aaya hun ki mujhe tumlog k votes naa mein caahiye yelog college se nahi nikalenge samjhe..?
Aadmi2-Aise nahi chalta darraa dhamkaa k hum decision nahi letey woh toh sach jo hai wahi hoga...
Main-jaa be bhenchod chutiya naa bana mujhe maalum Hai tumlog ko kyun liya gaya hai taaki inhe nikaaldiya jaae Tumhaari toh gand jalti hai Humse.. Aukaat kuch karne ki hai nahi.. Bada aaya sach waala bhenchod bikaau lode.. Dhyaan se suno yahaan pura din nahi lagaana hai mujhe.. Paise nahi dunga itani aukaat nahi hai Tumhaari ki humse paise loo jabki sochke main yahi aaya tha ki paise dedunga kuch and that's it.. But ab suno ye jo files haina ye 2017 ki hain yaad aaya kuch..
Aadmi2-k. K. Kya matlab hai tumhaara..?
Main-Admission scam..? 3 crore 12 laakh 32 hajaar... Admission fee kitane % badhaadi thi tumlog ne bina kissi se puche
Aadmi3-kya saboot..
Main-Saboot bhosdk cacha chaudhary dikhraha hun main tujhe ye le.. Khud dekhle..
Maine file unki taraf fainki... Unhone 2 he page dekhe they ki wohlog bol paddey...
Aadmi2-..j.h.h.hH. Hum taiyaar hain..
Main-Shabbas laa file de beta.. Sun shyaanpatti toh sochna bhi matt kyunki fir tumhaarii haalat kuttey maafik kardunga main...
Aadmi3-n. Nahi karenge.
Main-ok beta fir bye. Coffee wagairaah next time abhi teri tarah or bhi hain unke yahaan bhi Jaana Hai..
Ye bolke humlog khadde hoke bahaar aaye..
Ravi - Ahahahaha that was easy..
Rohit-bus hogaya kaam 3 votes he caahiye they 5 mein se...
Main - Naa re 5on kartey kya pata kya game khel jaae woh.. Waise principal ki aukaat toh nahi hai itani lekin fir bhi kyun risk lena..
Ab next budhau ko Humaare CM sahaab jaantey they jo Delhi se waapis aarahe the filhaal toh Bhai ne uske pass phone kiya or ussne kaha ki chinta ki koi baat hai nahi woh aatey he baat karlega..
Matlab 4 votes confirm 5th ki jarurat nahi thi or woh waise bhi ek retired budhau tha 76 age thi bc kya daraaunga kya blackmail karunga usko.. Baaki ki jury samjhaadenge usko... Yaani 4 out of 5 votes confirmed.. Nice.. Saved.. Priyanka came in clutch..
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Aur ye committee ke Chutiyo ko chance kya mila ye khud ko sabse upar samazne lage
Bas ab meeting me maja aayega
Why the hell bc itni berahmi SE Kon Marta hai bc..Chang Chang to sala bahut dengerous hai .bc ...
Clo bc college ka v tension khtm hi ho gya...bc ..
Aage koi bakcodi na pel de koi. .
Clo bc college ka v tension khtm hi ho gya...bc ..
Aage koi bakcodi na pel de koi. .
Good BC,
Gajab chamkaya.
Lagta hai Chang bhi dheere dheere light me aayega.
Gajab chamkaya.
Lagta hai Chang bhi dheere dheere light me aayega.
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Ap ka demag kya chalta hai bhaut khub
chang to lagta hai dhere dhere line pe aa raha hain
superb update
chang to lagta hai dhere dhere line pe aa raha hain
superb update
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