Update-158(Holy Fuckkkkkkkkkkk)
Ab main wahaan se utha or uppar staff room mein aaya Nicki mam ne phone nahi uthaaya toh socha ki chalo khud jaake good news dedeta hun.. Waise bhi classes hain nahi toh surely Staff room mein he hongi.. Lekin aisa nahi tha staff room khaali padda tha.. Main staff room se bahaar nikala tabhi Nicki mam ka call aagaya..
Nicki-Kya hua itane missed calls...
Main-Good News deni thi aapko..
Nicki-Achaa beta itana shyaana kabse hogaya tu.. Rajendra uncle ne already bataadiya mereko.. Maine bola tha unko ki sabse pehle mujhe bataaein..
Main-awww! You are so sweet.. Kahaan ho..?
Nicki - ghar..
Main-ohh! Main idhar staff room mein dhund raha tha..
Nicki--naa yaar class thi nahi toh kya karti.. Toh day off leliya..
Main-cool cool.. Karo enjoy see you tomorrow..
Nicki-bye..
Call disconnected...
Ab main wahaan se niche ki taraf aane laga toh maine gour kiya ki corner waale room se kuch sounds aarahi hain maano koi furniture hilaa raha ho ab mujhe laga ghappa ghapp horaha hoga kyunki iss floor par staff room k alaawa kuch bhi nahi tha or woh bhi aaj khaali tha it means isase better jagah kya hogi.. issliye main uss room ki side aaya.. Toh woh store room tha.... Main aahista se khidki k pass aaya toh khidki thodi khulli thi but itani nahi ki clear dikh jaae keval ek portion he dikhraha tha issliye maine hath se khidki thodi or kholi or woh shayad meri recent times mein ki gayi sabse badi galati thi.. Kyunki saamne kaa najaara dekh k mere pair kaanp gaye.. Meri aankhein ek he jagah rukk gayi.. Kyunki saamne ek shaks khadda tha jisase mera bahot puraana naata hai.. Mere saamne wahi jaanwar khadda tha jiska jikar maine pehle bhi kiya tha Ruhi k saamne ki kaise mera kidnap hua tha and then mujhe uss jaanwar ne torture kiya tha.. And kaise woh he ghatna mere mind palace mein hoti hai.. (Read updates 251-252-253)
Wahi same jaanwar jaisa sareer same wahi munh par gas waala mask jisase uski shakal puri tarah chuppi hui thi or sabse khatarnaak same wahi jaanwar jaisi aankhein jo dono alag alag colors ki thi ek bilkul kaali toh dusri bilkul safed.. Maine pehle bhi kahaa tha ki mere khudke alaawa main ek he cheej se darrta hun or woh hai ye jaanwar.. Ek he second mein mere saamne pura flashback ghum gaya ki mere sath kya kya hua tha kaise issne mujhe torture kiya tha.. Kaise main rojj thoda thoda marra tha.. Or sabse galat baat ye hui ki khidki jaise he puri khulli toh hum dono ki aankhein aapas mein milli.. Or woh mujhe dekhtey he mushquraaya uske mask se uske aankh or honth he dikhte they.. Or jaise he woh mushquraaya main blank hogaya.. Mera dimag bandh hogaya yaani maano dimag mujhe chhodke chala gaya mujhe kuch nahi sujha kya karun kyun karun.. Mera pura saree darr k maare kaanp raha tha or agle he second main wahaan se doud padda niche ki taraf woh bhi bahot tejj... Seedhiyon se kudtey hue main niche aaya or seedha parking ki taraf bhaaga issi bich raastey mein kissi student se takraaya bhi main lekin woh kon Tha kaise tha kya tha maine kuch dhyaan naa diya or main gand faad bhaagta raha.. Mujhe koi idea nahi tha mere agal bagal kya horaha hai kyunki itana sochne k liye mera dimag he nahi tha mere pass... Main seedha parking mein aake rukka toh wahaan jaake yaad aaya ki gaadi ki chaabi Sam k pass hai.. Fuckkkk... Main chilaaya..... Wahaan kuch students they jinhe dekh mera darr thoda normal hua or main wahaan lagi chair par baitha or jaise he main chair par baitha toh main itana darr gaya tha ki mere kaanpney se woh puri chair bhi kaanp rahi thi... Naa caahtey hue bhi meri aankhon k saamne wahi scene aaraha tha... Bhenchod ye kahaan se aagaya kaise aagaya kyun aagaya .. No way.. Isse toh jalla diya tha Abeer ne... Nahi ye nahi ho shakta... Main bhenchod Marr jaaunga... Ye kaise kyun aaya... Mere mann mein aise 10000 sawaal they par ek kaa bhi jawaab nahi tha ghanta hota jawaab... Jawaab dene waala mera Dimaag he nahi tha filhaal.. Hua kya ye mujhe abtak samjh nahi aaraha tha.. Issi bich kissi ne mere kandhe par hath rakha toh main Chair se 5 feet aage kudda... Bhenchod... Main piche mudda toh Saamne Sam Ravi or Rohit khadey they.. Puri parking khaali hochuki thi keval main or wohlog they..
Sam-AP...??
Ravi--AP.. Oye.. Kya hua..?
Rohit-Bolega be kuch. AP..
Main unko pagalon ki tarah ghurrta raha then bhaagke Sabse aage sam khadda tha uske Galle Milla..
Sam- Bhai...? Kya hua.. Aise kaanp kyun raha hai..
Main-.. G. G.. G. Ghar.. Ghar..
Mere munh se bus itana he nikala...
Or usne turant gaadi unlock ki main piche waali seat par lait gaya ek second k andar.. Mera pura sareer sunn saa horaha tha.. Pata nahi bhenchod konsa reaction horaha tha but jo bhi tha bahot jyaada dangerous tha.. Aisa toh bhenchod drugs se bhi naa hota..
Rohit mere sath baitha piche Sam ne turant gaadi nikaali...
Main aankhein bandh karke piche leta tha mera sirr Rohit ki godd mein tha..
Ravi - Bhai hua kya kuch toh bata...
Sam-AP.. Bhai bol naa yaar please..
Rohit-darra hua hai ye toh bahot jyaada... Ac badha bhosdk iska pura sareer dekh kaise pasheeney se bharrgaya hai..kaanp raha hai ye..
Ravi-Ruhi k pass chalein...
Main-bhosdk ghar bola naa..
Ravi-ok ok..
Mujhe thoda saa honsh aaya toh main uthke baitha seat par.... Rohit apne rumaal se mera munh ponch raha tha maine usase rumaal liya or pura munh poncha.. Bc rumaal pura bheeg gaya paseene se.. Sheesha khola gaadi kaa hawa lagi thobdey par thandi - 2... Or mera sareer wapis se feel hone laga mujhe.. Sunn tha bhenchod abtak sabb..
Main-AC kam kar be gand he jamaa dega..
Sam - bhai hua kya kuch toh bata..
Main-Kuch nahi..
Ravi-aisa kya karta hai bc gand fatti paddi hai teri aisa kya hua..
Maine Ravi ko ghurra or jitana time unlog ne mere sath spend kiya hai woh dekhtey he woh chup chaap baith gaye..
Humlog haweli pohanchey...gaadi lawn mein he rouki Or Main sabse pehle niche uttara or uttartey he niche baith gaya kyunki ulti horahi thi... Bc breakfast lunch sab nikal gaya.. Aankhein bahaar aagayi thi.. Rohit ne gaadi mein se Paani ki bottle mujhe di..munh hath dhoye maine or Fir Seedha andar aaya.. Hall mein koi nahi tha toh main seedha mere room mein aaya iss bich mujhe Sam yaa Ravi yaa rohit yaa maybe teeno pukaartey bhi rahe lekin main seedha apne room mein aaya or seedha bed par girr gaya gate bate takk bandh na kiya with shoes bed par padda tha main.. Munh k uppar takiya daala or apne aapko shant karne laga... Sans normal se kaafi tejj chal rahi thi meri.. Or iske baad kaa mujhe kuch yaad nahi hai kyunki main shayad sogaya yaa behosh hogaya.. Most probably sogaya... Lekin confirm nahi tha kyunki main completely blank hochuka tha.. Meri aankh khulli....toh shayad mera dimag fir se normal hochuka tha..
Main--What the fuck just happened to me..??
Iska jawaab Babhi ne diya...
Babhi-AP...
Ye sun meri gand fatt gayi kyunki mujhe koi idea nahi tha mere alaawa bhi koi room mein Hai issliye main bhaagke uth khadda hua..
Babhi-Chill chill main hun..
Main-Haan dikhraha hai..
Babhi k alaawa wahaan Ami Or Meenu bhi mojjud they..
Babhi - AP kya hua tha betu...
Main-I I Don't remember.. What happened actually...
Frankly speaking mujhe sab yaad tha kya hua kya nahi ek ek second yaad thi.. But pata nahi kyun maine bataaya nahi unko maybe issliye ki main khud confuse tha ki woh sab fake tha yaa real yaa mere dimag ki bakchodi yaa koi drugs.. Or main nahi caahta tha firse pagal samjhne lagein sab mujhe..
Babhi-Kuch Toh yaad hoga..
Main-I mean Haan main canteen mein tha uske baad uppar gaya Nicki mam nahi milli then unka call aaya uske baad kuch toh hua tha I don't actually remember.. Uske baad parking mein tha main..
Ami-but what happened in between..
Main-I said i dont remember that dude.. Behri hai kya..
Babhi-Sam ne bataaya ki tu bhaagta hua aaraha tha uppar se or Raastey mein Shubham se takraaya Shubham ne tujhe pukaara but tu kuch nahi bola then Shubham ne Ravi ko call kiya or bataaya then tu parking mein Milla unko..
Actually babhi ki baaton mein Mera koi dhyaan nahi tha mera dimag waapis apni jagah par tha toh main sochne ki koshish kar raha tha ki kya hua hoga... Lekin lawda kuch sujh nahi raha tha maano mera dimag bhi darr gaya ho.. Ye bura tha bahot bura..
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