Update-170(Suspect Denied)
Ramesh or Abhay mere saamne aake khadey hogaye they or wahin Uski Maa ko kuch samjh nahi aaraha tha kya horaha hai... Aisa he haal Abhay ki patni kaa tha..
Abhay-Saaf saaf bolo AP kya caahtey ho baatein Matt banaao..
Ab mera Naam sunke uski maa kaa fuse udaa or woh hui apni jagah se khaddi ekdum se uska shock gusse mein badal gaya.. Woh mere saamne aake boli.. "tum ho AP" "
Main-Yo Aunty the one and the only..
Aunty-Tumhaari wajah se mera beta marra tha..
Main - Ummm! Debatable.. Keh shaktey ho lekin reality mein woh apni harkaton k kaaran marra.. Main nahi caahta tha woh Marre Haan coma mein maine he daala tha usko lekin maara kissi Orr ne..
Aunty-Sharam nahi aati tumhe ek Maa k saamne uske betey ki mout ki Kahaani sunaatey hue..
Woh Aunty rone lagi...
Main - OH Aunty maine nahi befaltu mein usko jaake maara tha college mein baithke laundiyabaaji kar raha tha woh tab maara tha.. Or rahi baat Kahaani ki toh suru aapne kiya sawaal puchke..
Aunty- tujhse ghatiya aadmi puri duniya mein nahi dekha.. B. Bhagwaan maaf nahi karega tumhe...
Main-Haao theek hai ab baat karun main inlog se tumhaara hogaya ho toh..
Aunty- thoda bahot toh afsosh hoga tumhe koi itana pathar dil kaise ho shakta Hai..
Main-Frankly speaking nahi I don't care woh Marra yaa nahi tumhaare dusare Betey ko jinda chhod diya wahi bahot Hai warna ye bhi uppar milta tumhe.
Ye sun woh jhapti meri taraf lekin Ramesh ne usse pakad liya Ami bhi aage aagayi thi..
Main-Oye Rambo aunty durr se baat karne kaa Haan.. Or tu piche hattjaa budhi hai bechari usko bhi maaregi kya..
Ami-Sorry..
Ramesh-Jaanki chup hojaao.. Bhagwaan Isko iske kiye ki saja jarur dega..
Main-Yeah sure jaise tere Betey ko milli thi uske kiye ki saja..
Aunty-Tu bhi waise he tadap - 2 k marrega bhagwaan kare tere aas pass sab hon lekin bachaane koi naa aaye.. Bhagwaan tujhe aisi mout de ki teri ruhh takk tadap jaae.. Narak mein bhi jagah nahi millegi tujhe.. Ek Maa ki kokh ujaadi hai tune... Bhagwaan kabhi maaf nahi karega..
Main-- Aunty i am at a level jahaan badd dua lagni bandh hojaati hai I am above this shit.i am on another level... Or tum Pehli Maa nahi ho jiski kokh meri wajah se ujaddi hai even Tumhaari toh kokh maine ujaadi bhi nahi..
Aunty- tera ye Ahankaar he tujhe le dubega.. Tu tadap tadap k marrega..
Woh aise hogayi maano usme aatma aagayi ho.. Bhenchod tera beta konsa Charities chalaata tha saala ucha aadmi tha.. Achaa hua Marr gaya.
Main-Mera pata nahi but tumhaara beta jarur tadap - 2 k marra.. Kyun pata hai..?? Kyunki usne jo kand kiye they unki saja usse millni he thi maine thodi kam dee thi kissi ne permanently dedi.. Or Tu bc sun kya raha hai chup karwa yaa leke jaa isko ye sunane nahi aaya hun main..
Abhay ki wife uss budhiya ko forcefully leke gayi wahaan se... Jaatey jaatey woh chilaai "Yaad rakhna ye sab tu kyunki jab tu apni aakhiri saansein leraha hoga tab ye sab yaad aaega tujhe"
Main-Jab yaad aana he hai toh yaad rakh k kya faayda..itana space waise he nahi hai mere mind k pass aajkal.. Stupid budhi...
Finally woh lehen ki bawdi wahaan se chali gayi..
Main-Finally... Haasshh!.. Haan toh already mera time waste hogaya kaafi toh seedha point par aata hun.. Kya tum dono baap Betey mere khilaaf kuch kand plan kar yaa karwaa rahe ho.. I mean i know meri wajah se tumhaara bhai beta marra blah blah gussa hoge tum toh badla lene ki sochi hogi agar Haan toh Bataado...
Ramesh-nahi maine jaise kaha tha tumhaara humaara koi connection nahi rahega.. Humein pata bhi nahi tumhaare sath kya horaha hai.. Lekin Haan main dua karta hun woh jo koi bhi ho kaamyaab hojaae..
Main-Nice dude nice.. Ghar aaye mehmaan se aise baat karta hai koi bc... Khair tumlog nahi ho toh theek hai dhyaan rahe mere pith piche kabhi nahi Jaana kyunki pehle toh keval ek family member ko coma pohanchaaya tha abki baar tum dono ko pohanchaaunga.. Apni family hai achi khaasi uske sath jindagi jeelo aaram se kyun Befaltu mein kand karne hain..
Ramesh-humein tumse koi matlab nahi hai...
Main - Exactly.. Yahi puchna tha... Chaaye nahi peeunga bhenchod poison woison milaa doge tum physco log.. Or iss Aunty kaa ilaaj karao bhenchod paglait hai woh.. Chaltey hain humlog..
Ye bolke main wahaan se mudda.. Ye nahi they nope.. Beshak ye chutiye log dua or shrap deke mereko maardein lekin iss matter mein yelog involved nahi they.... Bhenchod befaltu kaa itana sab sunana padda..saali phsyco budhiya.
Humlog bahaar aaye toh woh guard apni chair par abhi bhi pait pakad k baitha tha..
Main-maadarchod lawde kaa guard banega tu wo punch mein 20 minute se padda he hai tu..
Ye bolke maine uski kursi ko laat maari toh woh kursi samett palat gaya or niche girra.. Or hum dono wahaan se bahaar aaye..
Main-Fucking waste of time.. That bitch was phsyco.. Kitana Chutiyaapa karti hai.. Itani overacting...
Ami-I mean tumne uske Betey ko maara hai itana reaction toh acceptable hai he.
Main-maine nahi maara re.. Waise theoretically speaking agar main usko nahi fodta toh woh icu mein nahi jaata or fir wahaan jaake uska murder nahi hota toh ek hissab se maine he maara hai usko...you are right.. Maine he maara hai what the fuck.. Khair jo bhi ho he got what he deserved.. I mean itana bhi deserved nahi karta tha woh lekin maine jitana diya tha utana jarur deserve karta tha so aage ka mujhe kuch nahi maalum..
Wahaan se humlog seedha hotel aaye.. Chang ko bataaya sab.. Bc ye bhi nahi tha toh kon hai maadarchod.. Dimag ghum gaya tha befaltu kaa... Kahin Balwan he toh nahi tha juth bolke margaya ho lawda.. Nahi fir uske aadmi ki or uski story match nahi karti puri tarah se.. Matlab woh juth toh nahi bolraha Tha.. Koi toh hai beta koi toh hai.. Kon..? Wahi toh pata laga raha hun lawde...
Aaj 5th day tha mera gharse bahaar or kaafi kuch dhund bhi liya tha humne or kaafi kuch baaki tha.. Ab ghar Jaane kaa time aagaya tha maine apna kaam kardiya tha ab lets hope team ne apna kaam kardiya ho.. Dopehar ko mast lunch karke humlog shyaam 4 baje k aas pass gurugram Bus Stand pohanchey toh bus bahaar he milgayi .. 5.00 nikali woh wahaan se 2.5-3.0ghantey kaa raasta tha or bichmein half hour kaa stop tha khaaney waaney k liye.. Yaani humlog 8.00 baje apni city pohanchey.. Wahaan se Ab Chang ko alag Jaana tha Chang bus mein he Humse alag hogaya tha taaki hum sath sath naa dekhein jaaein.. Wahaan se humne taxi Lee or pohanchey haweli... Taxi waale ko paise diye or andar aaye.. Gate par as usual Shyaam kaka or baaki guards they..
Shyaam-Ghum aaye beta...
Main-Yo kaka..
Shyaam-kabhi kabhi tere is kaka ko bhi le chala kar sath..
Main-kaka mere waali jagahein aapse hajam nahi hongi...
Ye sun sab hanspaddey.. Kaka ko Bachpan se dekhta aaya hun main he is the most loyal person we have...
Khair humlog andar aaye toh dinner ki taiyaariyaan chal rahi thi Khaana lag raha tha or Meenu and Babhi wahin khaddi gappe maar rahi thi..
Main - hello guys...
Maine babhi ki just piche Jaake chilaaya jisase babhi darr gayi... Sathmein Meenu bhi..
Babhi-Oh my god... AP stop it..
Babhi se Galle Milla main.. Then Ami milli..
Babhi - Bina bataae aagaya bataa ke aata toh kissi ko bhejdetey lene k liye.
Main- konsa New Zealand se aaya hun main.. No problem.. Baaki log kidhar..
Babhi-idhar he hain... Aarahe hain dinner k liye..
Main-- cool main kapdey change karke aata hun..
Ye bolke main uppar room mein aaya or Mast nahaake kapdey wapdey change kiye and niche aaya... Niche sablog mera he wait kar rahe they dinner k liye complete family wahaan thi..
Deva-Kaisi rahi chhuttiyaan teri..
Main--Mast.. Woh chhodo Tumlog bataao kuch Milla..
Abeer-Haan final touch baaki hai sun..
Main-Abhi nahi subah... Mind fresh hoga toh easily samjh jaaunga...
Abeer-Ok subah sablog ikkatha honge.. 8.00 am..
Main-cool..
Dinner hogaya uske baad bhai ne mujhe terrace par bulaaya koi kaam Tha karke.. Abeer or Mangal bhi sath they...
Bhai ne kabhi aise nahi bulaaya mereko millne k liye Specially terrace par bc gand fatt gayi chhadtey-2....uppar bhai akele he they Main Mangal or Abeer wahaan aaye..
Main-Kya bhai saara Khaana hajam hogaya.. Aatey aatey.. Kya hua..
Deva- aao baitho kuch jaruri baat karni hai tumse..
OH shit kaafi lambe time baad bhai gyaan dene k mood mein lag rahe they..
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