Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[RAAZ]

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Update-176(New Problems)

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Main Mast coffee peeney laga tabtak Baaki log ne bhi newspaper padhliya.. Or woh kaafi shock hue hona he tha inhe kya maalum bhenchod Jaan ki dhamki kya hoti hai.. Sabse jyaada shocked Anaa hui abtak kuch feelings toh uske mann mein bhi aai hongi mere liye..
Ashish - Ye kya haibe..
Main--wahi same old same old..
Ashish - Ye sach hai kya..
Juth bhi naa bol shakta tha bc kyunki jail waali theory sach he thi..
Main-Haan kind of true..
Ashish - Or tu idhar baithke coffee pee raha hai..
Main-Toh kya karun bc.. Khaana peena chhod dun iss jaise daily 36 aatey hain dhamki dene waale.. Shakal dekh uss Parveen ki tujhe lagta hai mujhe ghanta farak padega iss bandey se..
Ajit - Fir bhi bhai dhyaan rakha Kar..
Main-Mera dhyaan humessa he hota haibe..

Mouni-It's absurd ki kaise log tumhaare piche paddey hain.. It sucks..

Main-Yep.. Yep..

Ashish - By the way kya kiya tha tune iska..

Main-Woh kand yaad hai jab main or Abeer Ajit k ghar gaye they jahaan Vithal or Harman ko Raju uncle ne bulaaya tha samjhaane k liye ki surrender kardey.. Wahaan Parveen ko foda tha naa Abeer ne coma mein raha tha kaafi time..

Ash-Abe Haan bc ye jinda kaise bach gaya tha uss din..

Main-No idea.. Bc maine toh isko maara bhi nahi naa he marwaaya still sabse pehle mujhe dhamki detey hain.. Inse hona Jaana kuch hai nahi media ko story mill jaati hai.. Opposition waalon ko topic mill jaata hai..

Ashi-Side effects of being Most Popular Person in Haryana..

Main-Haan bc..

Ajit-Toh ye kitana serious hai..

Main-No idea i dont care anyways... Serious ho yaa prank mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta..


Fuck bhenchod ab ye nikal jaaega maadarchod ye newspaper waalon ki Maa chod dunga main.. Maine he abhi dekha hai ye newspaper ussne toh subah he dekhliya hoga or game samjh gaya hoga.. Fuck..

Main uthke Guffa ki side aaya ek cigarette kaafi help karti hai stress mein.. Main aaya he tha ki mera phone baja local landline number tha jo maine pick kiya..

Main-Yello..

Toh saamne se ek aadmi ki awaaj aai...

Aadmi-Hello.... Ek baar ko toh tumne darra he diya tha mujhe

Main-Kon haibe..

Aadmi-Parveen..

Main-Darraunga nahi beta maarunga tujhe kuttey ki mout woh bhi..

Parveen-Main samjh gaya tha jab Balwan ki marrne ki khabbar pata chali lekin mujhe ye nahi maalum tha tu mujh takk pohanch jaaega.. Kyunki mujhe toh Balwan bhi nahi jaanta tha.. Lekin aaj jab mere aadmiyon ne mujhe akhbaar dikhaaya toh main samjh gaya mera saala woh kaayar bhai apna munh khol chukka hoga.. Saala gaddar.. Waise bhi mujhe koi farak nahi padta usko khudko nahi maalum main kahaan hun..

Main-Jaaega kahaan kabtak bhaagega dhyaan rakhna jinda toh nahi chhodunga tujhe.. Or jitana time tu bhaagega utani he teri mout dardnaak hogi...

Parveen-Woh toh baad ki baat hai agar main gaya toh bhi tera friend toh hai he woh dekhlega tujhe.. Dekha maine kaise kuttey k maafik bhaagta hai tu uske saamne.. Gajab Haan.. Hahahahahah...Waise Haan newspaper se yaad aaya abhi thodi derr mein News18 channel dekhna naa bhullna... Thoda surprise hai tere liye .. See you soon AP..

Call disconnected..

Ab ye kya nayi bakchodi kargaya bhenchod.. Main waapis bahaar aaya Guffa se bina cigarette piye..

Main-Laxman TV kaa remote kidhar haibe..

Laxman- Ashish k pass he hoga..

Ashish - Mere pass.. Rukk jaa be Mast match chal raha hai last minutes goal caahiye..

Main--bc idhar de goal tera kardunga warna main....

Maine Ashish se remote cheena..

Main-Ye bc News18 kahaan millega isme..

Ashish - Menu se news channel nikaal le unhi mein hoga...

Finally maine News18 channel dhunda toh bhenchod uspar advertisements chal rahi thi..

Ashish - Gajab... Chappal ki add dikhaane k liye match bandh karwaaya tune..

Main - Chup be.. Mera naya koi kand aane waala hai isspar..

Ashish - ab kya kiya tune bc..

Main - Don't know.. Channel change naa kariyo..

Main wahaan se side mein aaya or Rishi ko call kiya.

Rishi-Yo..

Main-Abe jaldi se ek kaam Kar ek news channel hai News18 uspar merese related koi news chalne waali hai phone karke rukwaa de toh..

Rishi-News18 kiska channel hai maalum?? Shreya Chaudhary kaa.

Main-mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta..

Rishi-Uski Maa Sudha Chaudhary hai bhoolgaya union minister..

Main - Fuck bhenchod.. Ab farak padta hai.. Kuch ho shakta Hai..

Rishi-Ho jaaega lekin bahot badi problem hojaaegi fir..

Main-tu rehney dey bhosdk..

Call disconnected..

Chang ko call karke faayda nahi tha woh itana jaldi call back nahi karega.. Priyanka hell yeah Priyanka..

Maine turant Priyanka ko call kiya..

Priya-Yo boss..

Main-Ek channel Hai News18 uspar merese related koi Chutiyaapa chalne waala hai or main usse rukwaa nahi shakta.. Toh kya tu Kuch Kar shakti hai jisase woh channel news naa dikha paae..

Priya-I mean i can hack in there server... Lekin woh temporarily he hoga thodi derr baad server waapis up hojaaega.. Toh news challa denge woh..

Main-Temporary toh kar... Jaldi or naam nahi aana caahiye tera durr durr takk.. Jaldi kar..

Priya-On it..

Call disconnected..

Main waapis seat par aaya toh abhi bhi ads he chal rahi thi.. Lekin bhenchod ads k sath niche highlights likhi aarahi thi...."Biggest News of the day " exclusively on News18 at 9.40 am fuck bhenchod 5 minutes he baaki hain.. Agar 5 minutes mein Priyanka ye kar paai toh bc she is a God..

Abhi- AP vs Parveen... Highlight dekh be.

Maine dekha toh Taglines aane lag gayi thi bhenchod.." AP a liar? "..


Main-Chalo kamse kam question mark toh hai... "Power In Wrong Hands??"... Bc mere pass toh power hai bhi nahi.. Saara sab log millke meri he maar lo.. Or kuch toh millega nahi..

Lucky-lol..

Ads end ho chuki thi or overlay challu hogaya tha.. Fuck..

Maine Priyanka ko call kiya..

Priyanka-Just a few minutes...

Main-Jaldi utana toh time he nahi hai..

Channel par saamne ek maal se News Anchor aachuki thi bc ye toh Shreya he hai..

Shreya-Good Morning Guys... Chownk gaye naa mujhe iss time dekh k... Lekin kya karein aaj Shyaam kaa segment subah shift karna padd raha hai... Toh suruwaat kartey hain aaj k sabse bade topic se..

Main-Priyanka faster please...

Shreya -aaj subah k newspaper jaise aaplog ne padhe honge toh aapne dekha hoga aajki sabse badi highlight thi AP or Parveen ki dushmani... Sabko lag raha tha ye maatar ek afwaah hai.. Lekin isss....

And channel blank..

Priya-Done..

Main-Holy fuck that was close...

Priya-maximum 1 ghanta hai apne pass..

Main-You are a God..

Call disconnected..

Maine call cut kiya toh puri abhi gang mujhe he ghurr rahi thi..

Main-what.?

Lucky-No way you just stopped one of the biggest news channels in this country...

Main-Oh hell no maine kuch nahi kiya seriously.. Main khud wait kar raha tha news kaa.. Ab jaake pata karna padega kya tha.. Tumlog bhi chalo class kaa time hogaya Riti mam ek ko bhi naa enter karne degi dekhlena..

Abhi-Oh shit.. Time dekho be...

Ye sun woh sablog uthey seats se or turant nikal gaye or ab main nikala canteen se lekin jaise he nikala toh wahaan Anaa khaddi milli mujhe.. Or shakal se woh kaafi gusse mein lag rahi thi..

Main-Hi.. Kya hua..?

Anaa-You lied to me AP..

Main-Oh hell no.. Maine kya juth bola..

Anaa-yaad nahi kal kya kahaa tha tumne ki "believe me no one is trying to kill me"...

Ussne meri nakal kartey hue kaha jisse dekh mujhe hansi aagayi.

Main-Actually Haan mujhe bhi shyaam ko he pata chala tha toh tumhe kaise bataata.. Tabtak toh sab theek he tha.. Or waise bhi aise ye chote mote log lage rehtey hain attention paane k liye Haan nothing serious at all..

Anaa-Toh agar serious nahi hai toh abhi kahaan jaarahe ho..?

Main-Investigate karne ki kya caahiye bhaisahaab ko..

Anaa-Please take care AP.. dhyaan rakha karo..

Main-Don't worry.

Anaa- so waapis kab aaoge college next month..?

Main-Are naa naa.. Main call karunga tumhe don't worry...

Anaa-OK then.. I'll be waiting.. Please take care..

Ye bolke woh class ki taraf nikal gayi.. Haaaash..!!! Ek baar ko toh saari problems bhool gaya tha main.. Matlab baat aage badh rahi hai... Yahi toh caahiye.. Ek bar bhenchod iss gandu se nipat lun.. Fir dekhunga..

Continued..

 

[Black water]

Waiting bhai

 

[Nadan Dill]

bhaiii new upbate ka intazar ha

 

[Naina]

Intezaar........

 

[Tripuri chakraborty]

Waiting bhai

 

[AP 316]

very nice updates

Thanks crazyrex

Superb mind blowing update... Chha gaye bhai.. Thanks for three update....

thanks Shyam Singh

Ohh wow fucking action sees in next update

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Great updates

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Nice

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Nice update bhaii bhot awala maza aya giea bhaiii ab new upbate ka intazar ha

nixe story bhaii bhot hardddd

wating new upbate bhaii

thanks Nadan Dill bhai

FABULOUS FANTASTIC AWESOME
UPDATE BHAI
LAJWABACTION TIME

Thanks bhai Raj142

Ultimate update bro

Maze aa gaye bahut hi mast update hai
Parvin to nipat jayega par wo Janwar ka kya uska to koi ata pata nahi hai

Waiting for the next update

Janwar kaa pata bhi lagaaenge bhai jaaega kahaan ... Keep supporting Rajesh bhai

Gaand faadu updates bro....
as always...

thanks janu2016

Superb update bhai lagta hai ab action time agaya

thanks bhai Black water

 

[AP 316]

bahut sahi updates

Thanks johnsamuri

Gajb updates bhai 8 ghante ki deadline khatam hone se pehle hi iska pta lga liya aage dekhte h ki ab agr is ghar me praveen niklega to kya wo us janwar ke bare me btayega agr nhi btata hai to AP & Team kya karegi ...Overall 3no Update lajabab the

Thanks Harshit1997

Superb updates

Thanks bhai Janu002

Last ke baat se pata chal. Raha hai jaldi hi kuch hint mil sakti hai jaanwar ke bare main but problem ye hai ki wo pakda jayega ki na not sure... Aur haan ye baat to sahi in sab chutiyapon ke wajha se aana or RJ ke liye koi time na mil paaraha hai... Dekha tera hai kya hota hai..... Mujhe lagta hai praveen yanha shayad mara jaye.. Aur phir AP ke upar panga phir se badh jaye.. Aur haan ye shreya ka seen samajh na aaya shayad ab itne ache saboot na thr isiliye unhone matter ko jada na uchala.. OMG OMG OMG.. Han i nearly got it.. Holy fuck... Maine ye kaise miss kiya... Ye shreya jaan bujh ke AP ko call recording diya aur uske reporter ne contact number to make sure ki AP gusse mai ne praveen ke piche jaye.. Phir wo sabut nikal ke AP ke band bajaye..........
Ab AP ye sab kanoon ke andar kare ya bahar media kaise bhi baat ko ghuma sakata hai.. Aur upar se election hai.. Sat pe aur may be sab se badi galti abeer ko bula ke... Kyun ki baki log to kam se kam ACU ka member hai toh bach bhi jaye par abeer ka kya uss point ko agar media pakad le toh party ko acha khaasa damage de sakta hai.. .. Waise bhi abeer ke kaarnaame ki already charcha hai upar se agar usse abhitak officially front ko nahini laya gaya hai agar aise time mai ne kuch hota hai toh solid lagne wali hai...

Eigjactly bhai RJ k liye time nahi millraha dikkat ye hai lekin aage dekhtey hain kya hota hai thanks for the wonderful review bhidu Rbcl.007

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waiting yhe action

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Superb update bro

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Behtareen

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Superb updates

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Mast update bro

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Super update hai bhai

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Fabulous update.
Keep rocking.

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Boht Zabardast updates maza aa geya parh k

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Gajab ups bhai

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Kya baat hai back to back 3 update maja aa gaye parke superb

thanks bhai Tripuri chakraborty

 

[Prince Sahil]

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[Naina]

Intezaar............

 

[AP 316]

Brilliant update AP sir..... Great going

Thanks Naina

Super fantastic writing bhai... awesome update.. keep writing

Thanks Acme

Superb update brother great going
Keep posting

thanks Naik

Back to Back 3 updates
All are great
Ab dekhte ye parveen kuch bhokta bhi hai ya nahi
Kyonki main to wo janwar hai
Keep posting

Jaanwar ko bhi dekhlenge bhai keep supporting Badshah Khan

this is fucking new year resolution BC 3-3 update ka mast mja aa jata hai continuity mai

PRIYANKA is awesome BC she is too good bahut shi scene tha BC aur bhai har baar ki tarah update ka screen play vo choti choti details like canteen mai sutta, class mai no. mangna sab mast chl rha tha bahut fluently acha lga BC

PARVEEN ka dimag uski gaand mai hai isliye last time bhi ungali kar rha hai bhsdka well MEDIA mai call dekar bass yehi bta rha hai ki vo abhi jinda hai aur agar usse kich hua toh AP hai uske piche well jo bhi ho ANJALI BC awesome hai kya mast counter attack kiya uss gandu ki call ka well jo bola sach hi bola jhuth na tha

SHREYA chlo iss bahane iss gaandi ka naam toh pta chla varna apne ko yaad na tha BC well iska behavior kaafi alag lga previous incounter ke hissab se as jyada pleasant baat chit na thi inki na hi kuch galat thi fir bhi itni na thi ki yeh AP ko favour kare well dekhte hain kahan tak hai isska scene aur usne yeh chutiyap channel hii kyun chuna halanki yeh important toh na lga mujhe but still koi baat nhi AP ka kaam nipat gya BC

shi hai matlab saans lene ki fursat na hai AP ko gand mai koi na koi ungali kar hi deta hai jo bhi ho ANNA ke aath kaafi shi scene bann rha hai BC let's see kahan tak pahunchte hain yeh

aur bhai jo bhi PARVEEN tadapna chahiye as AP bhai ne bola tha usse

aur uss jaanwar ka bhi koi shi scene ho like AP ke hatho mout kitna shi lagega BC

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YOUR REGULAR READER
...MATHUR

True bhai Priyanka is great..
Parveen toh hai he chutiya

Shreya kaa behaviour abhi neutral lag raha hai issliye mujhe nahi lagta woh hogi insabke piche lekin fir bhi kya pata kya khichdi pakk rahi ho

Jaanwar bhi jald aaega bhai...

Thanks for the wonderful review Mathur

Bhai luch action karwao yaar

Action next updates mein bhai.. Keep supporting Vaibhav

Nice update

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