Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-225(Game On)



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Main-Haan bhai John Mele mein he attack karega woh bhi first day.. Only on first day uske baad gayab...

Deva-Oh my god.. This is insane..

Main-Yep..


Deva - let me tell you something Mela cancel nahi ho shakta no way in hell not a chance..

Main-Mela cancel hona bhi nahi caahiye.. I know itani sab preparations k baad mela cancel nahi hoga... Or isme main aapke sath hun Mela cancel hua toh John samjh jaaega and woh hojaaega gayaab then isase bhi jyaada dangerous plan k sath future mein aaega or fir usse nahi roukk paaenge..

Deva-I trust you guys and I know tu rouklega usse and I am sure of that ki tu rouklega usse... Lekin let me tell you AP agar tu nahi rouk paya.


Main-Bahot log marrenge bahot jyaada.. Dont worry i will stop him kuch bhi nahi hoga...

Uske baad bhai or mera bahot lamba discussion chala Mele k uppar like 3 se 4 or ghantey takk ki kya possible ways hain John k attack karne k or kya possible ways hain usko roukaney k or kya Situation rahegi security ki yaa fir kya situation hogi Mele se pehle.. Or kaise Handel kiya jaaega iss situation ko.. Bhai ko maine proofs dikhaye jisase unko bhi confirm hogaya ki attack mele mein he hoga.. Or. Fir lage main or Bhai Planning par literally 2 of the smartest brains i have ever seen working together the IQ Levels of that room was out of this world... Humlog ne jameen se khadda hona takk theek nahi samjha wahin Maps bananey lage nind uddgayi dono ki two of the fastest persons working together, working in the world of there own.. Kab Subah hui humein maalum nahi actually humne bathroom k alaawa kuch nahi dhyaan diya.. Lol.. Uske alawa bhi kaafi saari baatein hui bataaUnga toh bore hojaaoge tumlog issliye baadmein kabhi bus ye samjh lo.. 12 baje lage they subah 6 baj gaye kaafi plans banne kaafi plans bigadey last mein humne harr us plan kaa counter plan Banaa liya tha jisase koi bhi banda mele mein attack karega lekin after all he Is Red John woh kuch unique he karega toh pehle ye pata karna padega woh kya karega then aage badha jaa shakta Hai... Finally ye sab set Karne k baad humlog uthey bahot time baad kissi aise bandey k sath kaam kiya hai jiska dimag tej ho.. Bahot tej... Humlog uthey he they files wagairaah maps wagairaah Sab uthaa he rahe they ki babhi aagayi Unke sath sath kaka bhi they hath mein unke Coffee ki tray thi...

Babhi-Kya haal bana diya hai iss room kaa... Puri raat kya tug of War khel rahe they kya..

Main-Aap jaise Chotey dimag waale log nahi samjhenge humaare plans..

Babhi-Kaka coffee yahaan rakhdo..

Kaka ne coffee niche table par rakhi or chale gaye wahaan se...

Babhi-Puri raat nahi soye kya..

Deva-Nahi late he toh lage they 12 baje k aas pass itana thakke bhi nahi.. Aaj waise bhi day off tha mera toh lage hath kuch kaam nipta liya..

Babhi ne humein apne mug diye coffee k or unhone apna liya..

Main-Mereko bhaari nind aarahi hai abhi bhai aap team ko bulaake sab samjhaa dena maine coffee peetey he sojaana hai..

Deva-OK.. Rest le ab tu toh shyaam se he laga tha 15 ghantey k aas pass hogaye tujhe jaanwar kahin kaa..

Babhi-Matlab college cancel..

Main-Ofcourse cancel aapko malum kitani badi lead milli hai mujhe case mein...

Babhi-kya??

Main-Bhai bataadenge abhi coffee finish karo or nikalo dono mereko nind aarahi hai..

Thodi derr baad babhi or bhai wahaan se chale gaye or main soya subah 7. 30 baje phone off karke or aisa soya ki shyaam 6 k baad he utha ...team ko bhai ne inform kardiya tha ab last kuch days they... Agle kuch din takk Maine or team ne apna Saara time Prepations or Intel nikaalne mein he waste kiya 3 din lagaatar toh Mela locations ko read Karne mein lage kaafi badi jagah thi wahaan bhi preparations suru hochuki thi humlog ne possible spots dhundey ki kahaan kahaan bomb plant kiya jaa shakta Hai or ye sab hidden horaha tha... Iss bich John ne mujhe contact nahi kiya or maine bhi kissi ko contact nahi kiya team or family k alawa main kissi se nahi Milla literally no one bhenchod majaak nahi chal raha tha war chal raha tha frankly speaking war ki preparations chal rahi thi... War toh abhi suru he nahi hua tha.. Lekin randomly ek din mujhe subah as usual John kaa call aaya...

Main-Look who decided to call darr gaya tha kya be..??

John-AP AP AP so tumne finally Hints dhund he liye.. Mujhe laga tha tumhe ye sab start k cases mein he miljaaega lekin you wasted so much time... You were too slow AP..

Main-What do you mean...?

John-Don't try to fool me AP maine dekha hai tumhe Mele ki site par daily jaatey hue ek ek inch jagah ko investigate kartey hue..

Main-hmm matlab dhyaan rakha jaa raha hai...

John- Bilkul... Kaise pata chala woh bhi Bataado ab I know tum desperate ho gyaan dene k liye..

Main - Thank god tumne puch liya main Marr raha tha bataane k liye... Suruwaat se bataata hun first crime scene jo tha jahaan 1 Retired school principal ek Current principal or ek doctor marre they jo school mid day meal waala scam tha.. Tab log sochrahe they ki tumne unko issliye marwaaya ki wohlog galat they corrupt they.. Toh tab scene ye nahi tha ye toh keval front tha sabko uljhaane k liye kyunki ashal mein hua kya tha ki woh retired principal or woh current principal woh jiss school se hain uss school k bache Mele k first din perform karne waale they.. Or jo doctor tha woh free medical camp lagaane waala Tha Mele k first din.. Then second case tha Woh TV Producer or woh model yAa actors wohlog actually Ek Play organize karne waale they Haryanavi sanskriti k uppar Mele k first day par.. Uske alaawa jo case maine miss kiye unmein tha ek announcer jo Mele mein as a announcer select hua tha.. Uske alaawa ek Technician jisse apni life kaa sabse bada contract Milla tha uss mele mein kaam karne kaa.. Ye sab random log they lekin inka connection tha Hanu Mela..then baat aati hai Raajypaal ki toh aisa koi rule hai yaa partha bol lo ki mele mein Raajypaal yaa fir Raastarpati( President of India) shaamil honge first day..toh Raajypaal toh yahin tha easily Marr shakta tha or Agar uss din Raajypaal Marr jaata toh Vice President Of India ko mele mein shaamil hone aana padta as a chief guest or tumhaara plan 4 gunna jyaada bada hojaata agar Vice President Marrjaata toh... I mean India Ka one of the most important person... So plan clear...


John-Smart i must say.. Lekin kya tumhe pata hai yelog kyun marre..? Kyunki..

Maine uski baat bich mein he kaati...


Main - Haan kyunki tum mujhe hint dena caahtey they or ab tum kahoge in sab ki mout kaa kaaran keval tum or tum he ho "AP" pata nahi kyun tumhe lagta hai ki ye baatein mujhe hurt karengi lekin Tumhaari jaankaari k liye bataadun I don't care bro kon Marra kon nahi... I don't give a fuck agar tum half mele ko udaa do first day par... only thing i care about is main pakkad lunga tumhe and tumhaare sab sathiyon ko or fir aisi haalat karunga ki khud mout ki bheekh maangoge tumlog... Or belive me main mout itani ashaani se nahi deta...


John-Oh all this aggression for what AP for loosing.??? . Haar jaaoge tum...

Main-Not me tum haar Jaaoge.. Even abtak haartey aae ho tum mujhse harr baar haare ho tum..


John- "Zindagi Ki Yehi Reet Hai
Haar Ke Baad Hi Jeet Hai
Zindagi Ki Yehi Reet Hai
Haar Ke Baad Hi Jeet Hai
Thode Aansu Hai, Thodi Hasi
Aaj Gham Hai To Kal Hai Khushi
Zindagi Ki Yehi Reet Hai
Haar Ke Baad Hi Jeet Hai.... I'll see you soon AP...


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Excellent update Bro

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-226(The Love Birds Or Not???)





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Apni bhaddi awaaj mein woh bhadda saa gaana sunaake ussne phone kaat diya.. Lawda, fatt gayi hogi uski bhi.. Aaj mujhe college Jaana tha jo plan kaa hissa tha actually main nahi caahta ki hum mele mein ghumtey firtey rahein aise logon ko shakk hojaaega jo humein caahiye nahi tha fir dikkat hojaaegi.. Or jaisa maine bataaya Tha humare college ko host karne kaa mouka Milla hai Mele k first day par toh ab main jaaunga Abhi gang k pass unhe bolunga mujhe Hosting team mein lelein as a backup he sahi taaki main wahaan reh bhi shakun or kissi ko shakk bhi naa ho or uppar se stage se main almost harr jagah najar rakh shakta hun... Issliye Main akela he college k liye nikala college pohancha bike park ki or canteen mein aaya toh bhenchod Abhi gang wahaan nahi thi lawde waise toh 24×7 yahin gand marwaatey rehtey hain aaj jab mujhe jarurat hai toh gayab Hain..ab mujhe unke ek sathi ne bataaya ki Abhi gang k kuch members uppar common room mein rehearsal kar rahe hain... Issliye main seedha uppar gaya common room k just baggal mein Anaa k guards bhi khadey they as usual unhone salute kiya mujhe.... uss room kaa darwaaja bandh tha toh knock kiya maine or gate Arushi ne khola.. Uske alaawa Andar Ashish uski cousin Sneha or Anaa bhi they..

Arushi-Hey hi AP...

Ab mera Naam sunke Anaa ko ekdum se jhatka laga or woh bhaagke gate ki taraf aai.. Oh my god yahi toh nahi caahiye tha..

Main-Hi.. Can I talk to you guys for a second..

Ashish - 2 minute AP humein niche staff room takk jaake aana hai fir baat kartey hain araam se tu baith idhar Anaa tum rukkjaao tabtak Nicki mam se hum mil aatey hain...

Main-Wait what..? Abe 2 minute lagenge..

Ashish - Humein bhi 2 he minute lagenge...


ye bolke Ashish ne meri taraf aankh maari tab main samjha ki ye mujhe Anaa k sath akela chhodney k liye ye sab kar raha hai.. Bhenchod 1.0 or uske ajeeb shokk iss gandu ki help caahiye usse ladki set Karne mein.. Gajab.. Khair ab kya kar shaktey hain Ashish Arushi or Sneha wahaan se Nikal liye or wahaan bache main or Anaa.. Actually main abhi bhi gate par he khadda tha or Anaa andar thi.. Woh mujhe ghurr rahi thi or mujhe ye awkward lag raha tha issliye maine apna phone nikaalne k liye hath badhaaya toh bc Anaa ne jhat se mera hath pakkada or mujhe andar khinch liya room k...

Main-OK wait.. Wait...

Anaa-what's you problem...?

Main-Currently i have like 300000 problems tum konsi problem ki baat Kar rahi ho thoda specific hojaao toh better hai...

Anaa-Don't try to be smart AP...

Main-But I am smart it's natural...

Anaa-Why are you not answering my calls...

Main-Because ummmm! Because I was in Dubai Roaming bahot lagti hai...

Anaa - I am serious AP...

Main-oh Haan issiliye nahi uthaaya ki you don't consider me as a friend.. Ab tum mujhe friend he nahi maanti toh kya faayda calls bhi uthake...

Anaa - Yes I do consider you as a friend even you are more then a friend to me.. What do you mean...?

Main-I don't know.. What do you mean.??

Anaa- I mean ki tumne literally ek din mein 3 baar humaari Jaan bachaai then Bhaag gaye bina kuch kahe then media waale dikha rahe hain ki kitana sab horaha hai you literally infiltrated a gang tum theek ho yaa nahi kissi ko nahi pata.. No one knows tum kya kar rahe ho... Phone nahi utha rahe ho tum college nahi aarahe ho tum... I am tired of all this AP... Kitani darri hui thi main you don't even know i can't sleep properly i can't eat properly...

Bhenchod sabka gussa high level par he hai ek main he hun jisse gussa nahi aaraha lawda Mera bc..

Woh almost rone ko hogayi thi and main usse khadda keval ghurr raha tha ab kya bolun bc.. Itani sensitive hai ye 1.0 ko leke ab lagta hai baat ban he jaaegi 1.0 ki... Ab main kya karun.. Bachaaun usse..? I mean bachaa he leta hun I respect the deal..

Main-OK ok calm down calm down.. Anaa listen to me main koi aam ladka nahi hun jo daily college aaya friends k sath time spend kiya and ghar gaya khaaya peeya and so gaya.. I am responsible for all north India i fight bad people 24×7 .. Mujhe 99% of the times theek se sone or Khaane kaa bhi time nahi milta even yesterday i worked 16 hours straight like no break... Because that's what I do karna padega main nahi karunga toh Saare haryana ko kimmat chukkaani padegi.. Main keval tumhe he ignore nahi kar raha literally jitane log mujhe jaantey hain unn sabko ignore kar raha hun kyunki I don't have a choice....Nicki Mam se last time baat kab ki thi ye bhi nahi maalum.... But ek baar ye John kaa end hojaae I promise you I will spend time with you..

Anaa-I am so sorry AP I know tum busy rehtey ho logon ki help karne mein but still i was so worried about you I can't thi...

Main-Ok ok calm down calm down its ok.. Listen..

Main aage kuch bolta usase pehle woh mere Galle se lag gayi woh bhi kasske maano saalon baad mille hon humlog... Ab bc mujhe bhi Galle millna padda usase.. Woh almost ro he rahi thi i mean woh try kar rahi thi naa roye jisase usse hichki takk aane lagi thi.. Main literally usko feel kar paa raha tha ki kitani sad hai woh...

Main-ok ok it's ok.. Here I'll send you a number Ami kaa number hai.. tum jaanti he ho usko jab bhi koi problem ho yaa fir mere baare mein Jaanana ho toh uss number par call karna woh bataadegi tumhe...

Lekin woh kuch nahi boli woh bus mujhe hug karne mein he khoyi thi..

Main-Thoda dum kam lagaaogi toh jeb se phone nikaal paaunga main..

Anaa-Please stayyyyyyy.....

Main-Ok OK I'll stay.. Phone toh nikaalne do..


Anaa-Noooo Please stayyyy...

What the fuck is actually going on a 1.0 aaja yaar isko sambhaal bc I cant do this shit even John ko haraane kaa plan bhi lejaa... I mean main highly sexually active banda hun lekin isko leke mere mann mein koi galat khayaal nahi aaye they jiske 2 reasons they 1). Ye 1.0 ki bandi thi.. 2). 1.0 k liye kaafi sahi thi ye.. Kyunki agar mujhe lagta ki 1.0 iska yaa ye 1.0 kaa chutiyaa kaatenge toh main iss mouke kaa bharpur faayda uthaaleta.. Lekin mujhe yakeen tha ki 1.0 or ye kaafi sahi rahenge ek sath..

Ab dikkat ye hogayi ki woh mujhse durr toh hatt nahi rahi thi ulta harr second uska pressure badhta he jaaraha tha meri body par... Uska sir bilkul mere gardan takk aaraha tha kull milaake cute couple lag rahe they hum.. Maine dekha toh uski aankhein bandh thi or woh muskuraa rahi thi literally woh pura maja le rahi thi.. Ab 4-5 minutes baad bhi jab usska koi reaction nahi hua toh maine bhi react karna bandh kardiya ki bc kar he lene de isko kaam waam hota rahega.. Double karlunga aaj kaam.. Waise mujhe aisa kuch important kaam tha bhi nahi issliye isko kar he lene de apne mann ki.. Ashish gandu iss maamle mein already smart tha toh woh itani jaldi aane waala Tha nahi.. So maine react he nahi kiya bc..


GAND he Marr gayi aajtoh bc..Next 15 minutes takk woh aise he rahi bc so toh nahi gayi kahin bc main iske hattne kaa wait karta rahun or ye khaddi-2 he sogayi ho bc..

Main-Anaa.. Anaa..

Ab maine paaya ki woh almost Sachmein sogayi thi it means woh sach he Keh rahi thi ki woh kaafi time se so nahi paarahi thi... Ab maine usko hilaaya toh woh nahi jaagi issliye main usko pakkade pakkade he table ki side aaya maano dance kar raha ho uske sath uss table par Paani ki bottle rakhi thi woh uthaai badi mushkil se uska dhakkan khola and usase Paani k chintey Anaa k uppar maare.. Jisase woh jhatke se uthi.. Lekin mujhse ab bhi alag nahi hui...

Main-Anaa... Anaa.. Lets go main ghar drop kardunga tumhe...aaram se sojaana...


Anaa-Noooooo.. I will stay with you ...

Main-Anaa.. Bimaar hojaaogi... Look at me... Here.. Main ghar lejaa raha hun tumhe let's go...

Anaa-agar tum mere sath rukkoge tab he jaungi main..

Main - Anaa don't be childish.. Lets go.. I'll drop you there...

Anaa-No first promise me you'll stay with me..

Main-No I promise main call karunga tumhe shyaam ko...


Anaa-ghar par koi bhi nahi hai I can't sleep alone..


Main-Guards hain toh..

Anaa-Toh guards mere pass baithenge..?


Main-I mean koi passand hai unmein se toh baithaa shakti ho pass mein I don't mind.. Kaafi smart guards hain humaare...

Anaa-Shut up...

Ye bolke Anaa ne meri chest mein apna sir de maara...

Anaa-Promise me AP...

Ab bc maine socha ki chalo jiss hissab se isko nind aarahi hai ye 10 Minute mein so jaaegi or main nikal lunga yahaan bhenchod itane awkward spot mein khadey hone se toh achaa he hai...

Anaa-promise me AP...

Main-OK ok sure.. Lets go... Kitani jiddi ho tum Anaa... Oh my god..

Anaa-Thank you...


Ye bolke woh apne panjon se uppar uthi or mere gaal par ek halka saa kiss kardiya..

Anaa-let's go...

Romance Romance khoon peeeliya tha mera ab apne aap he aagaya bc thuss lo bhar bhar k.


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Wah Bhai zabardast update.

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-227(Jiya Kidnapped)




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So main Anaa k sath Niche parking mein aaya bike nikaali Anaa ko baithaaya or chal diya main Anaa k ghar ki taraf... Bc uske ghar takk woh mujhe kaske pakkad k baithi thi maano Bhaag naa jaaun main..

Main-You know chaltey hue bike se kudd nahi shakta main jo itani jor se pakkad k baithi ho mujhe..

Anaa-Sorry...

Uske ghar pohancha main toh gate par he guards they unhone salute maara Anaa k sath main andar aaya toh andar real mein bc koi nahi tha..

Anaa-Chaaye coffee..???

Main-No thanks Abhi Laxman k pass peeke aaya tha tum sojaao main yahaan baitha hun tabtak...

Anaa-Nahi tum chale jaaoge..

Uski aankhein ek dum laal hogayi thi maano abhi yahin khaddey-2 so jaaegi..


Main-OK toh yahaan sofa par he sojaao..

Anaa-I don't mind sit first..

Main single sofa par baitha mere saamne woh baithi...

Main-Don't sit just go to sleep..

Anaa-Aise kaise so jaaun seconds mein...

Main-Tumhaari aankhein bataa rahi hain ki agar tumne 2 minutes takk aankhein bandh ki toh tum so jaaogi...

Anaa-Nope..

Main-Hojaae challenge..

Anaa-Done...watch me.

Ye bolke woh Sofa par late gayi...


Main-Bus 2 minutes takk chup raho bolna nahi...

Anaa-hmm..

100% ye so jaaegi Jaan bujh k he toh challenge lagaaya tha maine.. Or aisa he hua 2 minutes mein he woh sapnon mein kho chuki thi.. Or agle 5 minutes mein woh gehri nind mein thi issliye main chupke se uthaa or dabbe pair nikalne laga bilkul bc chorr k maafik...unke bungalow se bahar lawn mein aaya he tha ki mera phone baj padda.. Bc kya timing hai andar bajta toh woh uthjaati.. Thank god.. Phone Anjali kaa tha maine uthaaya..

Anjali-Boss Jiya just got kidnapped...

Main-Wait what...?


Anjali - Haan abhi 5 minutes pehle wohlog ek blue van mein they ghar se kidnap kiya hai jiya ko.. Saamne Shop owner ne sab dekha ussne shorr machaaya hum aae tabtak Woh van jaa chuki thi..

Main-I am coming right fucking now.. Mujhe puri city seal caahiye abhi k abhi... Koi bhi vehicles main road cross nahi karenge bina checking k caahe woh cm ho yaa pm... Harr chownk par double checking hogi...


Anjali-Ye sab already kardiya Hai I am so worried boss please come...

Main-I am coming right now.. Don't you worry we will find her.. Tracker ki kya situation hai..

Anjali--Nikaal diya hai shayad Transmitter detector tha unke pass..

Main-don't worry i am almost there..

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"FUCKKKKKK" main bike par chilaaya... Bike full speed se Anjali k ghar ki taraf badh rahi thi.. City ko chirrtey hue nikal raha tha main jo nahi caahta tha wahi hua tha... No way... Main net 5 minutes mein Anjali k ghar k saamne pohanch gaya tha.. Anjali kaa ghar jaise maine bataaya city mein he hai jahaan Anjali, Pooja, Jiya or Priyanka rehtey hain.. Wahaan bheed bhaad kam he hai... Maine bike roukki toh Anjali apne phone par lagi thi or keval wahi thi wahan par..

Maine Phone nikaala or Bhai ko call kiya toh unak phone busy Tha Guptaji k pass phone kiya maine jo bhai k Personal Assistant cum manager hain..

Main-Bhai kahaan hai Gupta ji...

Gupta-Saamne he hain AP Anjali kaa phone aaya hai situation samjh rahe hain...

Main Anjali k pass gaya usase phone chinna..

Main-Bhai I want this whole city on lockdown right fucking now saari police yahaan caahiye mujhe... Harr abandon factory, ghar, yaa koi bhi building sab turant search honi caahiye jo Jungel type ilaaka hai uske liye Chopper(Helicopter) kaa intejaam karwaao uppar se najar rakhne k liye.. Van waalon ko jinda pakkadna hai shoot nahi karein Jiya ki Jaan ko bhi khatra ho shakta Hai isme...

Deva- Abhi karwaa raha hun tu kaam par lag AP jaldi se jaldi..

Main-laga hun...

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Anjali-AP please do something...

Main-Don't you worry a bit aise kuch nahi karega John usko don't even worry humaare pass time hai abhi... Kya hua tha kissne dekha..?


Anjali-Bus ye Dukaandaar tha jiski dukaan just saamne hai Jiya Police station Jaane k liye nikali thi toh issne bataaya ki ek Van aake rukki or Jiya jaise he aage badhi apni gaadi mein baithney k liye us Van mein se 2 log uttare or turant Jiya ko kuch sunghaaya or then 3rd uttara or tracker nikaala i guess or Jiya ko gaadi mein daal liya unke pass guns wagairaah nahi thi or jaise he Van nikali Issne shor shuru kiya or turant sabse pehle main bahaar aai toh maine uss Van ko aage se left letey hue dekha maine picha bhi kiya lekin keys nahi thi gaadi ki toh aage nahi dekh paai woh kahaan gayi... Uska Tracker bhi yahin faink gaye jo uske shoe mein tha toh uska shoe he nikaal k faink gaye wohlog.. Pakka Transmitter detectors they unke pass..

Main-Cctv hai koi..?

Anjali-Haan aage corner par hai ek cctv jahaan se Van ne left liya tha... Pooja or Priyanka uski footage nikalwaane gaye hain...

Main uss Dukaandaar k pass gaya... Jo ths koi 43-44 kaa Mota saa typical Baniya.. Keval baniyaan or paayjaama pehna tha ussne aankhon par chasma tha or kaan k uppar Pen tanga tha.. kull milaake typically kanjuss kiryaana store maalik..

Main-Kya hua tha..?

Shopk-Sahaab main samaan set kar raha tha abhi dukaan kholke Pooja wagairaah ki he thi ki Maine Saamne dekha ki Jiya beti ghar se nikali roj ki tarah ussne mujhe namaste kiya wahin se or jaise he apni gaadi ki taraf badhi ek van aake rukki sahaab kaafi teji se woh bhi back gear mein usme 3 bandey they sahaab 3no ne laal rang k mask peheney they keval aankhein dikh rahi thi unki.. Or woh sahaab uttare or jabtak Jiya beti kuch samjh paati tabtak ek ne uske munh par ek kapda laga diya sahaab.. Or dusare ne piche se pakkada usko main aise niche counter k niche baith gaya sahaab or apna phone lene k liye baithey - 2 aage jaaraha tha bola nahi lekin main ekdum chup tha boltey he pakkadaa jaata sahaab.. Tab woh driver uttara uske pass ek Lohe ki rod thi ussne woh rod Jiya k sareer par uppar se niche takk lagaai or fir uska Jutta nikaal k faink diya or usse gaadi mein daala ispar unmein se ek ki najar mujhpar paddi lekin mujhe ghurrke woh waapis gaadi mein baith nikal paddey or jaise he unki gaadi yahaan se hilli main chilaaya... Or turant he Anjali bitiya bahaar aai mere shor machaane k 15 seconds baad he aagayi thi Anjali Bitiya bahaar... ussne Van dekhi bhi wahan aage se left gayi woh Van beta Anjali bitiya paidal bhaagi piche lekin tabtak toh jaa chuki thi woh van...

Main--or kuch notice kiya tumne..? Unke juttey?? Kapdon mein kuch ajeeb..? Yaa kuch or.. Van kaa number..??

Shopk-nahi sahaaab aisa toh kuch nahi tha.. Or van par koi number he nahi tha sahaab maine koshish ki lekin aage piche koi number nahi tha...

Main-ok dhanywaad...

Shopk-bhalla hoga beta aapka Jiya bitiya ko dhund lo.. Badi pyaari bachi hai..

Main-Chinta Matt kijiye.

Ye bolke main Anjali k pass aaya jo naakabandhi karwaane mein busy thi.. Tab saamne se Pooja or Priyanka aatey dikhey mujhe...


Pooja-Boss Cctv footage le aaye hum..

Ye bolke Pooja me apna lappy mujhe diya Lappy par cctv footage thi corner par koi dukaan thi jiske bahaar he camera tha.. Toh ekdum sahi part leke aai thi Pooja footage kaa.. 20 minute pehle ki footage thi or wahaan se suru thi jab woh Van uss corner se aai sab windows tinted they uske bus front mirror ko chhodke toh bus driver or passenger he dikh rahe they usme or dono k munh par he red mask tha.. Woh Van wahaan se iss galli mein aai or theek 2 minutes 40 seconds baad woh van waapis gayi or yahaan se left he liya..

Matlab jo kuch bhi hua 2 minutes or 40 seconds mein he hua yahaan par.. Bhenchod kya speed thi bc kya professionalism tha 160 seconds mein Sab clear.. Holy fuck this is insane..

Anjali-AP van milgayi hai....

Main-Kahaan..?

Anjali-Yahan se keval 1.5 km durr old industrial area hai sunshaan wahin par khadde hai Police jeep hai wahaan khaali hai Van..

Main-Toh wahaan se yaa toh unhone vehicles badale honge yaa fir wahin kahin chipee honge.. Lekin wohlog saboot nahi chhodenge wahaan rehney kaa..Police waalon ko bolo ki koi bhi building k andar naa jaaein ye trap bhi ho shakta Hai keval pure area ko 4on taraf se gherr lein push naa karein abhi... Lets go baaki wahin jaake pata chalega..

Ye bolke main bike par aaya Anjali mere piche baithi...

Anjali-Pooja.... Ajay Rajat or Deepak aarahe hain wohlog pick karlenge tumhe..

Poo-No problem boss aaplog jaldi pohancho and please find her...

Main-I will don't even worry..

Ye bolke maine bike doudaa di..

Anjali-First left yahaan se then aage chownk se ek or left....


Van Millgayi thi or ye Van change karna unki sabse badi galati hogi agar woh vehicles change karne mein time naa waste kartey toh woh proper checking se pehle he city cross kar jaatey.. Par kya unhone vehicles change kiye??? Yaa fir wahin kissi building mein chupkkar baith gaye ye dangerous ho shakta Hai humaare liye and i know wahaan puraani saikdon factories, warehouses construction sites wagairaah hain or unke andar hajaaron chippne ki jagah hain jo sab khandar banchuki hain almost... This Will be fire...

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Nice update Bro

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-228(Gote'm)


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Humlog old industrial area pohanchey yahaan ab khandar buildings reh gayi hain pehle factories wagairaah hoti thi... Pura sunshaan ilaaka tha yahaan or Filhaal yahaan 2 pcrs thi... Or wahin saamne woh Van khaddi thi..

Anjali-Jaldi se fail jaao sablog pura area chaan maaro or force bhi aarahi hai...

Maine Van ko investigate kiya ye same van thi idhar udhar dekha toh kuch khass tha nahi... Van par number plate nahi thi.. Maine idhar udhar dekha tabtak Rajat Pooja Ajay Deepak or Priyanka wahaan aagaye they...

Anjali-Sablog fail jaao harr building mein jaao...

Pooja-Ji mam..

Rajat-Main or Deepak Left jaatey hain...

Pooja-Ajay Priyanka mere sath aao tumlog.. Lets move guys fast...

Wohlog turant apni apni sides mein gaye... Wahaan bache main or Anjali..

Main-Ek second what the hell..

Anjali-what???

Main-yahaan vehicles k tires k nishaan hain mitti mein.. Jo iss van k nahi hain...or woh vehicle yahaan se seedha gaya hai.. Fresh marks hain 10-15 minutes se jyaada puraane nahi hain..

Anjali-Oh to the vehicle switch kiya hai unlogon ne... This is bad..

Main-No No ye toh bike k tires k marks hain.. Ye dekho..

Anjali-Bike..?

Main-wait a minute wohlog bike se kaise jaaenge..? 3 woh khud or sath mein jiya...

Anjali-agar...

Main-Oh fucking hell no..

Anjali-What..?


Main-let go go go baith jaldi...

Ye bolke main bike par kudda or Anjali mere piche piche bike par baithi..or maine bike firse ghumaa di...

Anjali-kya hua..? Say something..?

Main-Woh Dukaandaar woh John kaa aadmi hai...

Anjali-wait what...? Mujhe sunaai nahi deraha hai... Bike tejj hai..

Main--(chilaake) aage leke aao kaan woh dukaandaar John kaa aadmi hai... Haan Yahaan se wohlog bike se gaye single bike thi iska matlab wohlog 3 he gaye they yahaan se no way wohlog jiya ko leke bike se jaaenge or baaki kissi vehicles k prints hai nahi yahaan par... Ab Dukaandaar ki story suno ussne kahaa ki gaadi par koi number plate nahi thi Naa aage naa piche...piche kaa theek hai aage kaa hissa usse kaise dikha uski dukaan se, impossible hai... Then realise karo jaise he Jiya Ghar se nikali woh Van uss corner se chali lekin wahaan se ghar thodi naa dikhta hai toh unhe kaise pata chala Jiya kab nikali lekin uss Dukaandaar ne clear dekha ki jiya nikali or apne sathiyon ko phone par inform kiya and wohlog turant wahaan se chal paddey.. And then ye realize karo wohlog aaye tab backward he leke aae van ko or jaatey hue seedhe nikal gaye... Wahaan corner se ghar takk back gear mein aaye wohlog 30 seconds ye lagaao wohlog uttare then Jiya ko behons kiya no way Jiya ne hathaapaai nahi ki hogi yaa easily behons hogayi hogi woh it means at least 60 se 75 seconds yahaan lage unhe then driver uttara or ussne Detector se scan kiya Jiya ko or then Jutta nikaalke fainka 60 seconds minimum usme lagengi usko then Jiya ko load Kiya gaya or fir wohlog khud baithey then nikale.. Ye sab 2 minutes 40 seconds mein no way.. Iska matlab wohlog ne jiya ko gaadi mein daala he nahi iska matlab wohlog ne usse behons kiya scan kiya and then woh Dukaandaar ki dukaan k saamne chhod k khud nikal liye or dukaan bahot badi hai dukaandaar ne turant Jiya ko ek side kiya or fir chilaaya tum aai tum Van k piche gayi tabtak Jiya ko woh chupaa Chuka tha...

Anjali-Oh my god.. Usjska. Iwje..


Main-I can't hear you jor se bolo....


Anjali--Uske dukaan k andar he uska godown bhi hai...

Humlog waapis Anjali k ghar k saamne pohanchey Guns nikaali dono ne or dukaan ki taraf badhe toh dukaan toh khuli thi lekin woh owner nahi tha maadarchod... Humlog guns point kiye hue aage badhe counter check Kiya toh wahaan bhi nahi tha woh.. Uski dukaan k end mein he Ek gate or tha jo godown mein jaata tha humlog carefully usme enter hue jahaan khaali boxes yaa dukaan kaa extra samaan rakha tha... Light on thi wahaan ki or kaafi clear view tha wahin kone mein mujhe Jiya dikhi baaki pura godown clear tha saaf dikh raha tha humlog bhaagke jiya k pass aaye..

Main-Paani laao Anjali..

Anjali jaati usase pehle maine ek Pepsi can khola or Jiya k munh par spray kiya buri tarah.. Usko thappad maare jisase uski aankhein halki-2 khulli drug kaa effect abhi bhi heavy tha uske uppar maine usse puri taraf jhinjhod diya tab jaake woh thoda bahot honsh mein aai maine usko khadda kiya..

Jiya-hellpppp..

Uska munh baar-2 bandh horaha tha maine woh Pepsi uske munh or naak dono mein udel di jisase woh khaansti hui apne ghutano par aagayi.. Or ulti karne lagi wahin par iss bich humlog ye bhool gaye ki humlog hain kahaan... Or uska nateeja ye hua ki humaare piche se koi aaya or main kuch samjh paata usase pehle ussne Anjali k uppar piche se gun taan di maine uski taraf gun ki toh ye Woh Shopkeeper he tha.. Uske hath mein Jiya ki service gun thi or dusare hath mein ek pistol thi... Ek gun Anjali k sir par thi uski or Dusari mere uppar meri gun uske uppar thi...

Shopk-nanana don't try anything stupid AP warna main toh marunga he sath mein Anjali bhi jaaegi or hopefully tu bhi... Don't even move an inch.. You are a fucking genius maanana padega...

Main-Yaa yun kahun tumlog he chutiye ho..

Shopk-ye toh dikh raha hai abhi kon kya hai..

Jiya aadhi adhure honsh mein thi lekin ab woh puri tarah jaag gayi thi...

Shop-So karna kya hai yahaan par woh main decide karunga jyaada shyaana toh banana hai nahi ab main deta hun tumhe 2 choices... Bahot he tough choices bahot jyaada tough... 1).Yaa toh Jiya ko Goli maardo...2)Yaa Anjali ko... Warna main fir dono ko maardunga..


Main-no way bitch tumhaari baaton mein nahi fansne waala main..i don't believe you..

Shopk-or kya chaara hai AP sahaab..vishwaash toh karna he padega.. Jyaada time nahi hai so jo karna hai jaldi karo.. I give you 30 seconds uske baad main dono goliyaan chalaa dunga... Or itana nishaana hai mera ki 10 feet se saamne waale ki khopdi kholdun..

Anjali-Shoot me AP.. Shoot me...apni Jaan bachaao dono..

Jiya-nnno shoot me...


Shop-Shut up... Woh bahot tejj hai ussne already decision leliya hai.. Anjali you are too dear to him so woh Jiya ko he maarega.. I am sure..

Main fans gaya tha 100% woh hum dono ko maar shakta tha jiske 2 reasons they ek uski dono guns theek humaare uppar he thi.. Dusara mera aim uske uppar nahi tha or main uski taraf hilta bhi toh woh trigger dabaa deta.. Experienced banda hai aise chutiya nahi bana shakta..

Shopk-10,9,8...


Main-ok OK ok.. I choose Jiya...

Ye bolke main Jiya ki taraf mudda uske uppar Aim kiya.


Anjali-No AP.. Nooooo...

Shop-Chupp... Or dhyaan se AP ek he goli chalane dunga woh bhi seedhi khopdi mein lagni caahiye.. 7, 6...

Main-(aaram se) Don't Move..

Maine Jiya ko bola, bola kya keval honth hilaaye or woh bhi bilkul aaram se ki easily woh samjh gayi hogi maine aim kiya uski khopdi par or dabaa diya trigger... Jo seedhi Jiya ki khopdi mein gayi.. Or woh girri piche ki taraf.. Or ye thi meri reaction window... 3 seconds keval 3 seconds.. Jiss time woh Killer shock mein hoga ussne expect nahi kiya tha main itana jaldi ye kardunga yaa ussne plan nahi kiya hoga usse laga hoga usse force karna padega mujhe thoda Orr kyunki woh serial killer hai hostage negotiations nahi kiye hain ussne ye sab filmon mein he dekha hoga ussne issliye uska brain itana fast process nahi kar paaya ye. Woh off guard pakkadaa gaya shocked tha woh surprised tha woh he was blown away literally clueless he was.. Or ussi kaa faayda uthaaya maine mujhe uski position pata thi or Main keval ghuma dekha bhi nahi usko uska spot mere mind mein fix tha dekhne ki jarurat nahi thi or trigger dabaa diya.. Bam goli seedhi uski right eye mein lagi woh gaya piche ko then Dusari bullet uski khopaddi mein woh jaake girra boxes par..usse react takk karne kaa mouka nahi diya maine.. Or uske baad main bhaagke aaya Jiya k pass apna rumaal nikaala or lagaaya uske sirr par.. Goli chhu k nikal gayi thi usko piche diwaar mein lagi thi.. Or plan k according woh girri thi niche Ye tha mera aim thousands of hours of practice... Mout ko chhu k nikaaldiya tha maine Jiya ko... Ye tha mera trust meri skills mein ye tha mere hard work kaa Nateeja..this is my fucking concentration...That's Who I am.. Only few person can do that.. Atleast maine toh kuch log he dekhey hain like 15 crore mein 1..Thats Why i am 2.0 i make decisions in seconds and plans in nano seconds... Maine jiya ko uthaaya Anjali aagayi bhaagte hue... Ussne Jiya ko sahaara diya... Or hum aaye bahaar ki taraf..

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Zabardast update

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-229(The Chase)



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Humlog uss dukaan se bahaar aaye maine uss shopkeeper kaa phone nikaala.. Usme mujhe number millne waala Tha un 3 mein se kissi ek kaa.. Last called number liya usme se maine jispar ussi exact time par call kiya gaya tha jab Jiya bahaar nikali...Maine Pooja ko call kiya apne phone se..

Main-Maine ek number bheja hai track this number right fucking now or mere sath phone par he raho...

Pooja-On it boss..

Main bahaar aaya Bluetooth device lagaaya kaan mein..

Anjali--Ambulance bulaa lee hai maine...

Main-I am going after them 3 you make sure she is okay...

Anjali-I am coming with you...

Main-Nope jiya needs you more... Just stay ill take care of this..

Pooja-(Phone Par) boss I got him wohlog North jaarahe hain train station ki taraf Matka Chownk se hotey hue..

Main-mujhe unke harr turn yaa stop ki information deti raho sathmein Abeer or Baaki ko inform karo main inka picha kar raha hun karke we already saved Jiya...

Pooja-Roger that boss i got you..

Main bike par aaya Or seedha nikala unki direction mein bc iss taraf traffic jyaada tha toh bhaari dikkat horahi thi lekin speed abhi bhi kaafi thi log mujhe aise ghurr rahe they maano bc F1 race chal rahi hai idhar..

Pooja-Boss shayad train station ki taraf he jaarahe hain woh.. Not sure lekin abtak route change nahi kiya hai unhone..

Main signals todtey hue aise nikal raha tha ki bc pucho Matt ek mistake or 100% main seedha hospital yaa uppar he pohanch jaata.. Lekin main thehra badhiya driver.. Lekin to be honest bike kaa utana khass driver nahi hun main issliye pura concentration mera bike par he tha..

Pooja-Wohlog station k bahaar hain boss.. 2 active trains hain station par filhaal... 3 minutes baad Pehli train chalegi uski crossing k baad Dusari..

Main-Backup kahaan pohancha mera...


Pooja-Yahaan se Ajay Deepak Rajat or Priyanka Nikal chuke hain.. Abeer Ami and Mangal 5 minute pehle nikale...

Main-Matlab koi bhi nahi pohanchega time se yahaan.. Nice dude...


Pooja-We can just stop the trains..

Main-Yes go ahead and do that..

Mujhe Station pohanchney mein 2.5-3 minutes lage bike se kudke uttara main bike girri or seedha andar bhaagaa main.. Bheed kaafi thi andar as expected..

Pooja-Boss we can't stop the trains contact nahi hua mera Railway se..

Main-Ek train toh nikal rahi hai jaldi bataao konsi train mein Hain woh quick quick..

Pooja-100% woh ek train mein Hain boss...

Main-Lekin konsi mein dono trains parallel tracks par hain or ek abhi nikal rahi hai..

Mere saamne abhi 2 trains thi ek abhi jaarahi thi like slowly station se nikal rahi thi or Dusari uske opposite mein jaaegi iske Jaane k baad..


Pooja-Boss i need some time network and servers both are having issues thoda late update horaha hai location...

Main-Poo Train speed pakkad rahi hai fastrtttttttt.....

Main uss train k sath sath bhaaga jo 2nd track par thi.. Mere or uss train k bichmein woh Dusari train thi jo khaddi thi.. Woh konsi bhi train mein ho shaktey they lekin agar woh aage waali train mein hue toh nikal jaaenge or kya pata aage k stationa par hath aaein yaa naa aaein.. Uppar se main nahi jaa paaunga aage k station par train ki speed se..

Main-Pooja anytime now please... Faster...


First train jo khaddi thi main uske parallel mein Bhaag raha tha Dusari train k piche kyunki woh jaruri thi agar usme hue toh chance tha mere pass or Agar nahi hue toh Dusari mein Honge jo rukki hui hai yaani easily pakkad shakta hun main.. Woh train pace pakkad rahi thi slowly - 2 ab, or main just uske piche Bhaag raha tha. Bus ek baar confirmation mill jaae toh main pakkad shakta tha uss train ko lekin 10 seconds he thi mere pass uske baad train gayab hojaane waali thi speed se..

Main-(Chilaake) Pooooo Hurrry...

Poo-Got it boss issi train mein Hain wohlog jo move kar rahi hai..

Ab main bhaaga gand faad like literally gand faad... Bahot tejj or train pace pakkad paati usase pehle main uske second last dibbe k bilkul adjacent mein tha.. Usme se gandu log mujhe chaddne k liye ishare kar rahe they.. Nahi bhenchod uppar nahi aana mereko waise he Bhaag raha hun main gandu ki tarah.. Maine bhaagte hue uss dibbe ki khidki ko pakkad uppar aaya or andar aatey he niche lait gaya.... Bhenchod gand fatt gayi...

Main-Poooojjjjaaa i am going to fucking kill you someday.. Holy fuck I am dead..

Pooja-you got the train..?

Main-Yes i fucking did..

Pooja-Awesome this is some Hollywood level shit bro.. Sorry boss uss industrial area mein network issues they wahaan se nikale toh stable hua hai abhi..

Main-Holy fuck I am literally dead.. Oh my god.. Listen ab mera phone bhi track karo or mujhe bataao kahaan hain wohlog konse dibbe mein Hain or merese kitana aage hain..

Main khadda hua Express train thi ye toh ek cabin se koi gandu saa banda nikal k aaya jo abhi mujhe jaldi chhad jaldi Chadd karke chilaa raha tha bahaar se..

Ladka1-Time se aaya karo agar train he pakkadni hai toh.. Aise Jaan jokhim mein daalni jaruri thodi Hai ab niche aajaata toh kalko log railway waalon ko gaali detey.. Useless fool...

Main khadda hua or khadda hotey he uske pait mein ek bhayaanak punch maara like literally bahot bhayaanak.. Lagtey he woh pehle toh ghutano par girra then uske munh se Saara khaaya piya bahaar aaya.. Bahot he waahiyaat scene tha..

Main-shut the fuck up bitch..

Ye bolke main aage ki taraf badha.. Bc bahot sans Chadd gaye they...

Pooja-Boss woh aage ki taraf hain aapse...


Main-Pooja tu raiptaa khaaegi aaj pakka merese, ofcourse woh aage hain merese piche kuch hai bhi nahi merese... Aage kahaan ye bataa... Or filhaal live tracking haina??? Kyunki mujhe nahi caahiye tu unki 5 seconds pehle ki location bataae...


Pooja-we are good as fuck boss.. Live hai sab boss network is better now here Atleast 4 bogies aagey hain aapse woh.. Maybe 5..main kyaa bolrahi hun wait karlo thoda tabtak backup aajaaega..

Main-or backup kaise aaega pencho tumlog se apne city k station naa pohancha gaya jab train rukki hui thi or ab jab train full speed se chal rahi hai tab tum usase next station par pohanch jaaoge.. Halwa hai kya..

Pooja-I got the contact now we can stop the train whenever we want...

Main-Nahi raah chalti local passenger train nahi hai ye Express hai bina kissi station k rukki toh seedha shakk hojaaega unhe...dont worry i got this..tu bus guide karti jaa mujhe..

Ab main uss dibbe se aage waale mein aaya or aise he karke 4 dibbe aage aagaya... 1st Ac suru hogaye they yahaan surprisingly ye trian khaali thi mostly.. Jiska ek reason ye tha ki ye humaari city se he start hoti hai so aage bharr jaaegi..

Pooja-Boss aapse 10-15 meter durr hai ye mobile..

Yaani mere saamne waale dibbe mein.. Maine kaanch mein se dekha toh saamne dibbe mein like 10-12 log they.. Or Sabko parakhne k baad mujhe clear hogaya ki woh 3 kon ho shaktey hain double seats thi or wohlog 2 ek sath or ek just unke aage baitha tha chain se ekdum 2 aapis mein baat Kar rahe they aage waala apni seat wagairaah set Kar raha tha.. Wahi typical 43-49 age rahi hogi teeno ki lekin as expected fit and fine they wohlog kapde wagairaah change kiye they unhone abhi badhiya kapdey pehne they unlog ne... Unki pith thi meri taraf...

Main-Pooja confirm Kar toh wohlog just mujhse 15 kadam aage hain...

Pooja-Copy that boss.. Go ahead wahi hain aap move karo jab close hoge main inform karungi just take care of it boss.. Good luck..

Main-Going in baby...

Ye bolke Maine Deagle nikaali or aage ki taraf badha uss dibbe mein enter hua or ahista ahista targets ki taraf gun taane badha.. Unhe koi idea nahi tha kya hone waala hai..

Pooja-Boss just saamne hai aapke just saamne...

Confirm wahilog they time to rise and shine baby rise and shine..

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Shaandaar update

 

[Janu002]

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[Ameer Khan Khan]

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Mera Plan tha Unko gunpoint par lun information k liye puchun and then bahaane se goli maardun taaki baaki passengers ko shakk naa ho.. Main just first 2 ki seat k pass aagaya tha lekin main aage kuch karta ek budhiya chillaai jo side waali row mein baithi thi...

"Hey Kya kar rahe ho" Gunnnnnnnn"....

Ab ye suntey he woh dono bhenchod bijli ki speed se muddey pehle waale ne mera hath uppar kiya jhatke se jisase fire hui gun lekin uppar chat par... Or tabhi dusare ne mujhe laat de maari pait mein or main girra piche ko and meri gun gayi seats k niche...

Main jhat se khadda hua toh woh teeno mere saamne khadey they...

Main-Budhiya teri Maa ki chut maarun andhi kahin ki bhosdki..

Maine uss budhiya ko dekha toh woh gun ki awaaj se apne seat k niche ghuss gayi thi or abhi meri awaaj sunke confuse hogayi thi ki what the fuck just happened .. Baaki k passengers kaa bhi same haal tha..

Ab woh 3 mere saamne khadey they dono rows k bich mein jo gap tha wahaan khadey they humlog... Woh aage piche khadey they kyunki ek sath khadey hone kaa space nahi tha..

Killer1-So Finally we Met AP...

Main-Abe kitane log ho bhenchod tum thoda bahot toh Sharam karo ab kya lage he rahoge jaake bhenchod apne mele ki preparations karo or humein bhi karne do ye kya befaltu ki gandugiri kar rahe ho...


Pooja-Boss..??

Main-It's a 1 vs 3 situation Poo just give me the word and I'll destroy these bitch ass mofos...


Pooja-You got this boss just beat there ass...

Main-Oh hell yea.. Lets do this..


Killer 1-Dekho bhaiyo humein maarna caahta hai ye pata nahi kon hai maine police ko phone kardiya Hai tabtak humein pakkadke rakhna hai isko ab hathyaar bhi nahi hai iske pass aajaao...

Ispar 2 - 3 log ek sath bole...

"Lekin Ye toh AP Hai *...

Main-(handle) bhosdk serial killer hai tu yaa local gang kaa aadmi tujhe kya lagata hai Antarctica mein khadda hai tu jo log mujhe nahi pehchaanenge... Bakchod kahin k.. Suno passengers main Hun AP or Ye 3 hain criminals aka serial killers lekin darrne ki koi baat nahi hai mujhe Tumhaari koi jarurat hai nahi bus tumlog show kaa maja lo inki tarah bujdil nahi hun main jo tumlog kaa sahaara lunga... Saale Randi ki paidaaish...

Ye sunke unmein se jo sabse aage tha usko aaya gussa yahi toh caahiye tha mujhe gusse mein uska dhyaan baaki 2 se hatta unka connection tutta or woh akela he aaya meri taraf.. Maine 2 seats k pipes par rakhe hath or di laat uski chest mein woh bhenchod girra piche jaake ek seat k uppar se ab jab fight suru ho he gayi toh 2nd waala bhi aaya main uppar waale pipe par latka or iss waale ko di thobdey par laat ye sochraha tha same technique se maarunga lekin bechaara confusiya gaya.. Ye bhi gaya piche ki taraf.. Last waale ko aane diya maine aatey he ussne laat maari main piche hatta punch maara maine dodge kiya fir maara maine left hand se pakkada uska hath or right hand se diye ek k baad ek 4 punch uske thobdey par uska dusara hath aage aa paata tabtak uska munh fod diya tha maine then maine uske dono hath pakkade or khincha meri taraf or chhod diya woh jaake girra uss budhiya k uppar jo maine Jaan bujh k kiya tha by the way... Woh budhiya chillaai... Main aage badha un 2 ki taraf first ko uthetey he diya ribs mein punch jordaar woh benchod tedha hogaya lagtey he or fir di ek kohni uski pith mein woh niche jukh gaya chilaatey hue or jukhtey he niche di maine knee uski naak k uppar woh seedha piche ko jaa girra.. Ye hua 1 minute k liye niche... Ab main badha second waale ko taraf woh aaya meri taraf ussne maari niche baithke style waali laat jo saamne waale ki ankle par lagti hai or saamne waala niche girrta hai lekin main usase pehle uppar kudd gaya or space kam hone ki wajah se uski taang ussi speed se lagi seat k niche lohe waali pipe se or sath he sath main land hua uske pair k uppar jor se.. Woh gand faad chilaaya bc pair sapaat hogaya uska woh utha nahi usase pehle maine di laat uske thobdey par woh itani bhayaanak se lagi ki niche uska sir seat ki lohe waale part se bahot jor se takraaya bc i guess unconscious hogaya woh lawda... Ye check karne k liye main uski taraf gaya he tha ki bc piche se ek laat meri pith par paddi or mera munh seat se takraaya jisase Turant khoon behne laga mere munh se.. Main seconds mein sambhla or mudda toh first waala banda khadda tha.. Woh meri taraf aaya or fir suru hua uska maarna or mera bachna tabtak jo third waala banda tha apni seat ki taraf bhaaga or jhatke se ek Chotey se bag mein se 2 chaaku nikaal laaya... Typical John gang waale chaaku they woh. Ab ek chaaku ussne first waale ki taraf fainka jo mujhse Ladd raha tha or ussne pata nahi kya sochke merese dhyaan hataaya or uss chaaku ko catch karne k liye mudda.. Bc itana mouka kahaan deta hun main maine di uske lawde par laat.. Woh bhenchod turant baith gaya niche apna loda pakkad ke.. Chaaku girra ek side jaake or niche girrtey he maine di ek laat uski gardan par woh side mein seat se takraaya or hilla he nahi maano paralysed hogaya ho bc.. Ab woh bacha ek Chaaku waala woh aaya Chaaku leke seats k uppar se kudta hua mere saamne fuck bc ab aana padega Backfoot par dhyaan se karna padega sab kyunki space kam tha or saamne waale k pass chaaku tha... Ussne maarne kaa try kiya main bachta raha or piche hattne laga lekin iss bich jiska sir futta tha woh mere piche pata nahi kab khadda hua lekin hogaya khadda or piche pith mein laat de maari mujhe jisase main aage ki taraf hua or uss chaaku waale gandu ne mere chest mein cut maardiya chest se leke meri naabhi takk woh bhi bhenchod shirt k uppar se he.. Cut gehra nahi tha but kaafi lamba tha.. Or bahot he painful bhi maine jaldbaaji mein uss chaaku waale ko push kiya or piche mudda lekin mudtey he mere munh par ek or punch diya uss piche waale ne main gaya seat k uppar se fir niche bc or 2 seats k bich fans gaya or aisa fansa ki girrtey he woh banda aaya or de Dana Dan laatein dene laga meri puri body par.. Bc khadda takk naa hone diya gand fod di meri.. Munh se leke lawde takk laat lagi.. Lekin ab aaya woh chaaku waala meri taraf.. Or main tha bahot he gandu spot mein woh bhenchod seedha ghonpdega chaaku issliye main paddey-2 he seats pakkadke uski taangon k bich se nikalke space mein aaya or turant he khadda hogaya unko toh samjhne bhi naa diya kya hua karke.. Ek banda down tha unka woh bhi confirm nahi tha lekin filhaal woh bichmein nahi aane waala Tha abhi mere samne 2 they jinmein se ek kaafi kamjor hochuka tha uski khopaddi se khoon beh raha tha or dusare k pass tha Knife.. Kaafi awkward situation thi.. Ab woh knife waala aaya meri taraf bc meri puri body pain kar rahi thi abhi hui dhulai se.



Woh knife leke aaya meri taraf main seats k uppar se idhar udhar hoke usase bachne laga..

Killer-Ab kahaan jaaega..?


Ye suntey he maine seat se he jump maarke uske munh par laat de maari usse lagraha tha main pure din aise he usase bachtey rahunga lekin main attack kar gaya uska chaku uske hath se chuttke girra ek seat k uppar woh girra side mein jaake main kudda chaaku ki taraf chaaku uthaaya he tha ki jo dusara banda tha ussne di meri ribs par bhayanak laat main seat se takraaya lekin chaaku hath se nahi Jaane diya.. Seat pakkad ke main khadda hua uski condition kaafi weak thi uski khopdi se kaafi khoon beh chuka tha or woh kaafi slow hogaya tha.. Jiska faayda uthake main jhat se khadda hua woh mere pass aaya toh tha mereko niche paddey-2 he maarne k liye lekin iske liye woh ready nahi tha maine chaaku seedha uski chest mein ghonp diya or jhatke se nikaal liya woh bc chilaatey hue piche girra tabtak woh jo original chaaku waala banda tha woh aaya seats par se kudta hua or jabtak main pehle waale ko chaaku ghonpke sambhal paata ussne di mujhe pait mein laat mera sir fir takraaya Seat se... bhenchod ab main frustrate hogaya tha saala jhant baraabar jagah thi or yelog mera chutiya Kaat rahe they..

Main-OK Now i give you guys 3 seconds to surrender or I'll fucking kill you like the hood rat you are..

Ispar woh pehle waala hansa or uski iss harkat ne aag mein ghee daalne kaa kaam kiya.. "OK Lets Play Bitch"...

Rage Mode Activated...

Woh aaya meri taraf bhaagta hua maine chaaku daala jeb mein woh meri taraf aaya lekin pass aane se pehle he maine di usko laat woh niche jukha jukhtey he diya ek punch uske kaan par jiske pressure se woh side mein seat se takraaya or seedha lait gaya or seat par girrtey he diye maine uske munh par ek k baad ek 4-5 punch woh bhi bahot bure waale then maine usko uthaaya or fir diye uske pait mein kaafi saare punches.. Woh seedha apne ghutano par girra or girrtey he di uske khoon se latpath munh par laat jisase woh takraaya piche lohe k poll se.. And done.. 1 down in just 15 seconds... Literally 15 seconds mein usko jameen par laadiya tha maine ye tha farak mere Rage Mode kaa or woh bhi koi chutiya nahi tha kaafi sahi fighter tha bc.. Ab jisko chaaku ghonpa tha woh bc khadda toh hogaya tha lekin hilla nahi keval dekh he raha tha ki kya buri tarah uske sathi ko leta diya maine.. Woh almost khud down tha chaaku laga tha usko fatal head injury thi usko.. Kull milaake dangerous scene tha.. Woh bechaara rukk gaya or apna plan reconsider karne laga par main kahaan itana time dene waala Tha maine seat se chaaku uthaaya or uspar jhapta woh pehle waar se bacha lekin bachne k chakkar mein piche pole se lagkar niche girr gaya or niche girrtey he maine usko 3 seconds bhi naa diye "Bhachhhh" karke chaaku ghonp diya uske heart k theek bichon bich woh ek baar toh jhatke k sath hilla lekin agle he second ussne dum Todd diya... Jo 3 seconds maine usko diye they uss time uske andar mout kaa darr dekha maine woh chaaku uski taraf aaraha tha or woh caahkar bhi react nahi kar paaya itana panic mein tha woh aise last moment waale decision jindagi bachaa shaktey hain Tumhaari isne decision nahi liya toh ye Marr gaya ab main uske uppar se uth raha tha toh maine dekha jiss bandey ko maine sabse pehle knock kiya tha gardan par laat maarke ah woh seat k niche se meri gun uthaaraha tha almost uthaa chuka tha ab maine lagaai seconds jhatt se uthaa chaaku samett idhar ussne uthaai gun woh palta meri taraf main uski taraf or mudtey he maine chaaku fainka uski taraf full ninja style mein or body kaa wait kiya ek side shift jisase fainktey-2 he main niche ki taraf girra tabtak uski bhi goli chal chuki thi lekin mere girrne ki wajah se woh goli lagi mere left shoulder se thoda saa niche or main girra side waali seat par hath dabaaya toh bc goli side se achi khaansi skin cheer k nikal gayi thi or piche waali seat mein jaa dhansi thi thodi c bhi left or hoti toh piche waali lady ki khopdi khulljaani thi seat ne bachaa liya usko.. Mera chaaku maine dekha nahi lekin 100% yakeen tha mujhe woh gaya hoga... Or aisa he tha main seat se hath pakkad k uthaa toh woh banda niche padda tha or chaaku theek uske Galle k aar paar hochuka tha.. Main uski taraf aaya toh woh padda padda vibrate Horaha tha maine ek jhatke mein chaaku nikaala toh uski vibration double hogayi...

Main-Oh sorry my bad.. Waapis rakh deta hun...

Ye boltey he ek jhatke mein maine woh chaaku uski chest mein ghonp diya.. Or uski vibration 3 seconds mein bandh hogayi..


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Excellent update Bro.

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-231(Done And Dusted)



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Ab unko tapkaane mein main itana busy Tha ki mujhe pata nahi chala ki train almost Next station par aachuki hai or rukkne he waali hai maine dhyaan diya tabtak jo last bacha tha jiski gand fod di thi maine maar maar k woh kudd gaya train se jo almost rukk chuki thi or usko dekhtey he main bhaagke uttara train se toh mujhe woh bhaagta hua dikha... Langdaatey hue Bhaag raha tha woh or aage bheed thi train mein chaddney k liye, toh woh usme ghuss gaya lekin koi faayda nahi hua kyunki uski haalat dekh log usko dekhtey he side hone lage.. Lekin aage kuch canteens watercoolers wagairaah they jinke piche woh meri aankhon se durr hogaya ab maine speed pakkadi ki kahin woh gayab naa hojaae aage maine bhaagke ek canteen cross ki he thi ki mere taangon par lagi koi cheej bhayaanak tareeke Se jiske lagtey he main hawa mein aake munh k ball niche girra.. Or kuch samjh paata tabtak ek or waar hua meri pith par bhenchod saari haddiyaan tutt gayi ho maano lekin agle waar se pehle main niche girre - 2 he side mein ludak gaya or woh mere uppar agla waar karta usase pehle main seedha hua or bam seedhi uski khopaddi mein goli daag di... Bhenchod Station par afra tafri mach gayi uss hisse se sablog hatt ke ek side ko jamaa hogaye... Usski laash girri niche uss Equipment k sath jisase woh meri gand tod gaya... Main deewar kaa sahaara leke badi he musqill se utha... Bc pair or pith mein danda padda tha chest mein chaaku or munh se khoon beh raha tha kaafi gandu situation thi...


Pooja-Boss you ok...?? Boss's???? Boss's??


Main-Yep mission successful lekin i am hurt pretty bad.....

Pooja-Local police on the spot hai bus aapke pass kissi bhi second pohanch jaaegi.. Abeer or Anjali mam dono alag alag teams k sath aarahe hain 10 se 15 minutes mein...


Main-Copyyy.. Please jaldi...

Log mujhe aise ghurr rahe they ki bc main he Red John hun kaafi log pehchaan gaye they khussar fussar chaalu hogayi thi ikka dukka aage bhi aaye help k liye lekin unse pehle police waale aagaye wahaan like bahot jyaada police waale.. Local Police RPF wagairaah Sab or bc aaye bhi sidhe guns taane Police waale.. Or aatey he jo jo log mere aas pass they unki taraf doudey sabko durr karwaaya seconds k hissab se jo koi bhi close aaraha tha unko sabko bc aise piche dhakkela maano dharna pardarshan waale hon wohlog.. Fir ek banda mere pass aaya Police Inspector tha woh..

Inspector - Sir you ok..??

Main-Yeah kind of...

Inse-Ambulance is on the way sir..

Main - I have people coming Ambulance ki jarurat nahi hai.. Listen ye train hillni nahi caahiye uss dibbe mein laashein hain 2 uss dibbe mein sabke phone cameras clear karwaao koi video nahi honi caahiye unke pass.. Ek lambe baal waala tha woh bana raha tha shayad video.. Or jo marre hain unka Saara samaan jabt karo or ACP Anjali k pass bhejo..

Insp-Ji sir..

Ussne mujhe Paani ki bottle laake di maine kholke 2 ghut baithey - 2 piya or baaki ki bottle munh par uddel li bc thande-2 Paani se realise hua ki kaafi saari chott lagi hain or Hospital mein admit rehney kaa time hai nahi mere pass.. Wohlog Mere Liye chair leke aaye lekin mera dum nahi tha ki main khadda hoke uss chair par baithun.. Ab khadda hounga toh seedha yahaan se Jaane k liye...

Main-Pooja??? You still on ..

Poo-Ji boss..

Main-Where the fuck is everyone else..

Poo-1 Mike out boss just a few seconds..

Main-Nevermind aagaye Abeer wagairaah...

Maine dekha Abeer Mangal Ami Sam or Ravi bhaagte hue station mein enter hue toh wahin se dikh gaya main unko issliye wohlog seedhe meri taraf aaye..

Abeer-You ok..?

Main-Haan theek thaak..

Mangal-Let's go, Hospital pohanchtey hain.. Yahaan waala close padega..

Main-Fuck no bc apni city mein he chalo Ruhi k pass yahaan bc jhant baraabar hospital mein naa Jaane waala main...

Abeer-OK lets go then..

Main-Waah bhosdiwaale waah apne aap chal leta toh tumhe gand marrane ko bulaata main.. Gandu..

Abeer-Abe utha toh raha hun rukkega toh..

Sam Or Abeer ne mujhe sahaara deke khadda kiya or humlog wahaan se aaye bahaar bhenchod log videos Banaa rahe they maano shooting chal rahi hai movie ko idhar.. Inki koi tension nahi thi mujhe tension toh mujhe dibbe k andar waali video ki bhi nahi thi dono ko fair and square haraaya tha maine.. Lekin still Thoda bad effect padta hai..

Bahaar Mangal ne RR bilkul station k andar ghussa di taaki chalna naa paddey.. Tab aaye Anjali Rajat Deepak or Ajay...

Anjali-Boss you good..?

Main-Oh fucking fantastic... Jiya??

Anjali-Priyanka or Pooja k sath hospital mein Hai...

Main-great. Rajat bhai tum rukko idhar teeno dead Bodies or un sabkaa samaan apne wahaan bhijwaaa lo then Iss dibbe mein ek lambe baal waala ladka video Banaa raha tha uska phone chinno bolo thaane mein aake le Next week.. Unka saaara samaan jarur caahiye mereko..

Rajat-Ji bhai Hojaaega.. Aap pohancho hospital...

Main-Jaisi aapki aagyaa...

Ye bolke main RR ki middle seat par aaya or Mere sath Aaye Ravi Abeer or Mangal... Anjali Deepak Sam or Ami uski gaadi mein gaye Rajat or Ajay wahin rukk gaye..


Abeer-What the fuck happened bc..?

Main-Puch Matt bhenchod tum pata nahi kahaan kahaan gand marwaatey rehtey ho..

Abeer-Ghanta bc Pehle Anjali kaa phone aaya ki Jiya kaa kidnap hogaya hai tab humlog bhaage Anjali k ghar ki taraf ye RR uthaake wahaan pohanchey takk nahi they ki Pooja kaa Phone aaya ki Woh Van milli hai old Industrial area mein or tumlog bhi udhar ho toh bich raastey Uturn leke nikale Industrial area k liye ab wahaan pohanchey they ki BC wahaan Anjali Ne inform kiya ki Jiya Mill gayi hai or woh shopkeeper Tha kidnapper.. Toh wahaan waapis nikale Anjali k ghar k liye ab wahaan pohanchey tabtak tu train k andar tha toh wahaan se seedha yahaan bhaage bc...

Main-Bhosdk Tag khel rahe they kya..


Sam-Puch Matt bhenchod ghum ghum k he paglaa gaye...

Mangal - Woh chhod bc tu ye bata hua kya...?

Main-Abe maine Track karwaae in sabke numbers uss Shopkeeper k phone se leke toh wohlog train mein they bhenchod station pohancha chalti train pakkadi unko dhunda gajab mouka tha teeno ko gunpoint par leleta ki ek budhiya ko laga bhenchod uski he jewellery lene aaya hun main chilla paddi wohlog palte gun chutti fight hui 2 ko train k andar tapkaaya 1 ko station par..

Mangal-Zehar bc good job..

Main-I know... Holy fuck lawde jaldi chala..


Mujhe jyaada Treatment ki jarurat nahi thi knife waale wound mein stitches ki jarurat nahi thi bus ghaav saaf karke tape patti yaa jo bhi lagaadenge uske alaawa bc bus Ek do xray karwaane padenge ki aakhiri mein jo dandey lage unse koi Haddi toh nahi tutt gayi.. Haddi tutti hogi toh problem hogi..

Humlog Hospital pohanchey Ruhi thi wahaan. doctors jaatey he legaye mujhe same wahi Lady doctor thi jo humessa mera case leti hai i guess crush hai usko mere uppar lekin doctor kaafi achi hai woh.. Shyaam takk reports aai meri toh sab normal tha bc koi Bone nahi tutti thi thankfully late night doctor ne mereko painkillers wagairaah deke release kardiya chaltey time thodi problem thi right pair mein kyunki sabse hard ussi par laga tha lekin akela chal shakta tha main ladkhadaatey hue but doudaney mein ek do din lagjaaenge.. Shyaam ko Rajat kaa Phone aaya Ussne scene clear karwaaliya tha laashon kaa postmortem hogaya tha unkaa Saara samaan Apne Police station mein tha Videos delete hogayi thi lekin bhenchod uske pass pohanchney se pehle woh 2 clips post karchukaa tha Internet par jo shayad 25 seconds per clip thi jinmein se 1 thi jisme mujhe chaaku laga or fir mujhe niche girta k kutta and then main niche se nikala bus end uske baad ek thi 15+ second ki jisme maine uss first bandey ko letaaya tha rage mode mein bc woh clip thi ekdum faad or viral bhi hogayi thi woh kaafi.... maine kiya woh uss time cool laga tha kaafi lekin abhi woh video mein or jyaada badass lag raha tha... Main Ghar aaya toh bhai Babhi or Meenu k alaawa Nicki Mam Or Ritu Madam bhi aaye they haal chaal puchhane wohlog dinner takk rukke or uske baad Ravi unko drop karke aaya.. Ami k pass Anaa kaa call aachuka tha ussne Bataadiya ki main fit and fine hun jaldi he phone karunga.. Ab Beta John toh koi bakchodi karega nahi Mele k alaawa kyun woh aage bataaUnga...

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Bohat hi zabardast update Bro

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-232(Calculations)



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Dinner k baad main seedha aaya Room mein or ab rakhi maine saari details saamne pehle maine sabse important kaam kiya Woh tha Jester Bhaari dose Lee like blackout level ki dose.. 15 minutes takk main blank hoagaya tha ekdum or fir jhatke se utha jaise old hindi movies mein Bhoot uth jaatey they Bed se..uthke baith gaya main or karne laga calculations... Bahot important calculations..


Scene ye tha ki John k 13 bandey main maar chuka tha or 1 ko John ne khud maara tha.. Yaani uski team se total 14 log jaachuke they.. Ab jitani files maine uski or uski team ki padhi thi uske hissab se John k team mein 20-23 k bich bandey they.. Or ye confirm tha... Ye meri research Keh rahi thi jo bahot Kam galat hoti hai.. Yaani John k pass maximum 9 bandey he baaki hain usase kam beshak ho jyaada nahi ho shaktey ab maine old files or new files ek sath ki ab 36 hours rest mein mujhe karna ye tha ki files match karni thi.. Ab ek serial killer sab badal shakta Hai lekin 2 cheej kabhi nahi badal shakta woh hain 1).maarne kaa tareeka.. 2).Maarne ki wajah... Or harr Serial Killer kaa maarne kaa tareeka alag hota hai wajah beshak same hon aise he John k aadmiyon k maarne k tareeke alag alag they wajah beshak sabki same he ho.. Ab mujhe karna ye tha ki old postmortem reports thi like bahot old unko alag karke new waaliyon se match karna tha jisase mujhe ye pata chal jaae ki kitane log they or unmein se kiss kiss ko main maar chukka hun.. Ye sab subah takk chala or ye clear hua ki John ki team mein total 21 killers they for sure kyunki sab puraani files mein mereko 21 alag alag logon k maarne k tareeke Mille hain or maximum bandey thehre 23 ab yaa toh 2 bandon kaa koi record nahi hai like wohlog Ghost hain jinko woh maartey hain woh milta he nahi... yaa fir wohlog keval Plan kartey hain Jo jammega nahi Serial killers k sath bc Khaali Plan karne waale kaise rahenge..Yaa fir woh 2 bahot khatarnaak hain like bahot khatarnaak jiska kissi ko nahi pata.. Yaa fir total bandey 21 he hain... Ho shakta Hai baaki Marr chuke hon like bahot time hogaya hai last time jab wohlog aaye they tab se aajtak.. Even bhenchod woh jo last time unka stand off tha Pakistan Police or secret service k sath jisme unhone puri building jalaa Lee thi usme Marr gaye hon ek aadh... Kaafi saari probabilities thi lekin main ye maanke chal raha tha ki total 23 he hain... Yaani Atleast 7-9 bandey or they... Subah takk ye Sab toh figure out kiya maine... Uske baad main subah Soya or lunch time UTHA Seedha... Ab mereko Jaana tha college theek time tha college Jaane kaa... Bc woh Kaam hojaae mereko Organizing team mein lelein ek baar baat khatam.. Rohit ne Kal mujhe bataaya Tha Ki Event ki chief Organizers college ki taraf se Abhi or Anaa hain.. Yaani team mein kisko lena hai kisko nahi woh toh wohlog decide karenge... Ab Abhi se help main maangne waala Tha nahi or Anaa mujhe mana karegi nahi.. Toh maine socha college Jaane ki kya jarurat hai phone he karke puchlunga.. Issliye Main naha dhoke ready hua Or Anaa ko call kiya.. Abtak keval 3 message kiye they maine usko uss din k baad lekin pehle se behtar tha ye bhi pehle bc main message takk naa karta tha..


Anaa-Hi..


Main-Hello.. How are you..?


Anaa-Fine fine.. Kahaan ho..??


Main-Ghar.. Listen mereko kaam Hai Tumse..


Anaa-Ek minute kahin main koi sapna toh nahi dekhrahi AP ko mujhse kaam Hai..? Really..?


Main-Yep very important work..


Anaa-OK bolo..


Main-I want to be a part of organizing team.. As a backup... Mereko stage par bhi nahi aana bus As a backup lelo..


Anaa-Wait what??? Tum or humaari team mein??


Main - Yeah..


Anaa-Aisa kyun??


Ab isse kya bataaun bhenchod.. Beta 2.0 butter lagaata jaa..


Main-2 reasons hain 1). I love The Mela Pehle Bhi Host kar chuka hun main so experience bhi hai mereko..


Anaa-OK ok i see..




Main-2). Issi bahaane tumhaare sath time spend karne ko millega waise toh main millne waala hun nahi..


Ispar Anaa thodi derr kuch nahi boli Sharma gayi hogi bc my charm is better then 1.0...


Main-ANaa you there..?


Anaa-Ahem Ahem.. Yess yess.. Ok i am ready but 1 Cheej hai jo mujhe caahiye..


Main-Sure bolo..


Anaa-Mere sath coffee par chalna padega aaj..


Main-Listen i am really busy right now.. Baadmein pakka..


Anaa-OK jab bhi free ho tab bataadena uske baad he team mein lungi...


What the fuck bhenchod ye toh mujhe he chunna laga rahi hai bc blackmail woh bhi mujhe..


Main-OK ok aaj shyaam 6 pm...


Anaa-Lekin kahaan?? Hmmm Spago...?




Main - OH fuck no...


Spago kaa naam suntey he main Bola.. Mujhe nahi maalum tumlog ko yaad hai yaa nahi but Spago wahi jagah hai Jahaan 1.0 Or Riya ki first and last date hui thi bhenchod manhoosh jagah hai woh wahaan nahi Jaane waala main no fucking way..


Anaa-Kyun???


Main-it's very crowded and I hate it..


Anaa-OK then?? Hmm...


Main-OK mere pass hai ek place...


Anaa-OK great pick me up then..


Main-OK... See you at 5.45...


Call disconnected..


Bhenchod fuckkkk....mereko bahot gussa aata hai jab koi merese aise kaam nikalwaata hai tab.. Lekin jab sathmein mera kaam horaha ho toh utani dikkat nahi hai Coffee ki he toh baat hai usko Rajiv ki shop par lejaaunga coffee peetey he out..


Rajiv ki coffee shop city k bilkul middle mein Hai humaara senior tha woh school mein pehle bhi jikar aaya hai uska and uski coffee shop kaa Riya or Sana ko leke gaya tha main wahaan jahaan woh Lawda waiter tha seconds mein aaraha tha bhenchod.. Kaash aaj woh he Mille jaldi nipat jaaega..


Maine Rajiv ko Message karke table book karwaadi and then niche aaya lunch k liye.. Injuries mein kaafi relief thi painkillers kaa ashar tha bc... Abhi thoda theek thaak chal paaraha tha main.. Uske baad main bahaar aaya Rahul k pass Rahul Apne Shyam kaka kaa ladka jo gaadiyaan dekhta hai apni...Jab Riya se breakup hua tha toh uske sath he baithke daru pee thi maine CD bar mein... Usko bola Maserati nikaal k rakh...


Uske baad fir Shyaam 5.30 Baje main chakka chak ready hoke nikala Maserati leke Anaa k ghar ki taraf.. 2 minute pehle uske pass call kardiya uske baad main wahan pohancha toh woh 10 minutes baad aai.. Lekin jaise he gate se nikali toh bc kya swag tha uss ladki kaa literally awesome blue jeans black t-shirt sports shoes aankhon par Goggles.. Bc kaafi mast lag rahi thi woh not gonna lie... Woh gaadi mein aai front seat par baithi...


Main-Hi..




Anaa-Damn AP looking Dashing...


Main-You too nice swag i must say..




Anaa-Thank you.. Chalein??


Main-Yep..


Usko leke main wahaan se seedha coffee shop k liye nikal gaya.. Kaash ye sab jaldi nipat jaae bc I am not comfortable with this type of bullshit..




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Nice update Bro

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-233(The Date)



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Humlog Coffee Shop Pohanchey Andar aaye toh Rajiv aaya mere pass.. Aake mujhse Galle Milla..

Rajiv-Kaise mere bhai..?


Main-Fantastic tu bata...???

Rajiv-Bus daya hai aapki.. Hello Mam..

Anaa-Hi..

Main-Anaa this Is Rajiv An old friend of mine and also owner of this coffee shop..

Anaa-Nice to meet you..

Rajiv - Pleasure is all ours Mam.. Aaiye Bhai..


Humlog ko woh vip tables ki side leke aaya or humein ek cabin mein baithaaya...

Rajiv-Boliye bhai kya loge aap..?

Main-Bus be tu rehney dey Waiters ko boldey woh sambhaal lenge.

Rajiv-Bus kya bhai.. Aapke or Babhi ji k liye itana toh kar he shakta hun..

Anaa jo Abhi apna phone check karne mein busy thi ye sunke ussne Turant Rajiv ki taraf dekha or same maine bhi usse ghurra.. Anaa ne usse dekha jarur lekin koi objection na kiya matlab interested thi beta 1.0 jab main jaake waapis aaun tabtak ye teri setting honi caahiye iss hissab se..

Rajiv-Oh my bad.. This is awkward sorry..


Anaa-It's ok..

Rajiv-Main waiter ko bhejta hun..

Ye bolke woh chala gaya or uske Jaane k 1 minute baad waiter aagaya or bc ye wahi same waiter tha jo past mein tha bc Flash kaa chota bhai superman kaa cousin.. Ye lawda bhi ajeeb he film hai..

Mujhe dekhtey he woh musquraaya mere pair chunney k liye jukha toh maine usko rouka.. Last time tip di hogi shayad maine isko..

Waiter-Kya loge maalik..?

Main--a Cappuccino and A Veg Sandwich for me.

Waiter-Mam aap??


Anaa-Same..

Waiter - Sure..

Ye bolke woh chala gaya.

Anaa-Hmm I see log bahot jyaada ijjat kartey hain Tumhaari..

Main-Family tradition hai family waalon ne ijjat kamaai jo aajtak humaare kaam aarahi hai..

Anaa-That's nice I must say... So tell me How does it feel to be the member of Most popular and Powerful families in North India..

Main-Hmm kuch special nahi just normal... Bich bich mein kaafi mouke aatey hain jab Thoda awkward lagta hai ki fuck the whole India is watching me.. Ek ek kadam soch samjh k uthaana padta hai sabko...

Anaa-Sabko..??

Main-Yep i dont care main apne kadam apne hissab se uthata hun I don't care log kya kehtey hain yaa media kya kehta hai.. I am who I am..

Anaa-That's good.. So This is a date of some kind or what..??


Main-You tell me you invited me after all..


Anaa-Hmmm! Sure it is a date..

Main-A date it is then...

Anaa-Our first date... Pretty good..I guess..

Main-OK then..

Anaa-See I don't have that much of experience on how date goes..

Main-Tum kabhi pehle date par nahi gayi.?

Anaa-Gayi hun like 2 yaa 3 baar but all of them were unsuccessful so I really don't want to mess this up..

Main-So you are single all along..??

Anaa-I am and was single.. Yes..

Main-Any specific reasons..?

Anaa-Umm see the thing is i dont like 85% of the boys just because they don't know how to behave around people...

Main - I agree..

Anaa-Secondly Jyaadatar log bahot awkward hotey hain apni relationships ko leke ki log kya kahenge tumhaare dady kya kahenge oh shit woh toh Raajypaal hain.. Main sochti thi bhaisahaab woh date par puchne se pehle nahi pata tha kon hai mere daddy.. Blah blah.. Thirdly meri 3 mein se 2 dates mein saamne waale ko keval main Atm lagti thi so maine first date par he mana kiya sabko..

Main-I see..

Anaa-Lekin you are different.. Tumhe pata hai kahaan kaise behave karna hai.. Tumhe farak nahi padta log kya kahenge yaa mere dad kon hai.. Or Paisa tumhaare pass merese bhi jyaada hai like bahot jyaada so main itani nervous nahi hun tumhe leke..

Main-Oh shit mere andar 3no qualities hain.


Anaa-Yep.. That's why we are here... Mujhe laga tum toh puchoge nahi main he mouke kaa faayda uthake puchlun tumhe coffee k liye..

Main-It's not like main nahi puchunga the problem is time...

Anaa-Yeah yeah I can see that.. So tum bataao tum kitani dates par gaye ho,dont lie Haan..?


Main-Main aise chote motey questions par juth nahi bolta so baat karein dates ki toh mujhe khud yaad nahi main kitani dates par gaya hun like bahot jyaada.. Lekin unmein se 95% dates Only for a day or two waali thi because uss time par meri hype itani thi handsome tha main, rich tha main, Uppar se Mere Bhai kaa Naam Deva tha so sab Ladkiyaan puchleti thi date k liye or uss time main cool lagne k chakkar mein Haan boldeta tha yaa yun kahun main naa nahi kehta tha.. I was the most desired Student in my entire school for 5 years straight.. Lekin uske baad main hogaya AP jo abhi hun like deadly, Dangerous and destructive so usase 99.7% Ladkiyaan hogayi mere se durr..

Iss bich waiter humaari coffee or sandwich rakh gaya wahan par..


Anaa-I feel you main samjh shakti hun itana popular bandey k sath sab ladkiyaan date par Jaana caahengi.. Or Abhi bhi trust me apne college mein 2 he tarah ki Ladkiyaan hain 1st jo tumhaare sath date par Jaane k liye kuch bhi kar shakti hain..2nd Jo tumse good morning bolne mein bhi darrti hain..

Main-I know I know lekin sad part pata hai kya hai..? Real mein maine un ladkiyon ko kuch kiya bhi nahi hain jo mujhse darrti hain ye toh bus meri personality bann gayi hai ki maano AP toh start mein he raipta a maarega.. Issiliye main jyaada flirt wagairaah nahi karta ab bahot awkward Ladkiyaan hain aajkal college mein tum ek different ho issliye tumhe Haan kaha maine Date k liye..

Anaa-Aww! Thank you.. Then tell me AP bananey k baad kya hua???

Main-Uske baad se main keval 1 he serious date par gaya hun or woh buri thi bahot he buri... Disastrous..


Anaa-Kon thi woh? May I ask..?

Main-Nope don't ask..

Anaa-OK ok if you say so.. Any hints..?

Main-Next question please..

Anaa- OK ok.. Sorry.. You know what AP I have a better question for you...what exactly happened to you..? What happened when you went to Rehab or something like That..

Main- OH i will answer this happily you know that place was my worst nightmare.. Like main daily ye sochke sota tha ki please bhagwaan mujhe subah naa dekhne dena please pick me up.. That place was bad.. Very bad.. You know aajtak mere alaawa koi bhi banda and I am talking about this whole world yaani iss puri duniya mein keval main he hun who survived that much addiction of Vertigo..

Anaa-That sounds painful...

Main-Oh believe me it was very painful.. That place was a disaster.. Mujhe uske baare mein baat karna passand nahi hai, Lekin jab bhi log mujhse puchtey hain mere past k baare mein toh main for sure bataata hun sabko pata hai kyun..?? Because I am proud of my past.. Maine jo kiya woh koi nahi kar paaya or naa he kar paaega.. I never gave up no one should...


Anaa-That's so awesome of you.. So what's you future plans..? What do you want to achieve...? What do you want to become..?


Main-My future plans lol.. I achieved what I wanted to achieve ab toh bus extra chal raha hai jo karna tha woh kar chuka main.. Main kuch nahi banana caahta jo abhi hun woh bahot jyaada hai.

Anaa-True.. I mean afterall you are AP...

Main - Indeed I am...

Anaa-Still kuch toh hoga jo tum caahtey ho..

Main-Hmm ye main achieve karne k baad he bataaunga...

Anaa-Ok OK.. Seems fair.. So tell me what do you think of me..?

Main-I mean i guess tum akeli Ladki ho mere family and friend circle k bahaar jiske sath main itana time spend karta hun.. And main aise he kissi k sath time spend toh karta nahi it means tum special toh ho.. Sundar bhi ho..Hot bhi ho I must say.. Sense of humour bhi hai.. I think you are pretty good... You are above 99% people I meet.. Only problem is tum panic bahot hoti ho...

Anaa-Aww thanks AP.. That's so sweet of you..

Main-You tell me now.. What do you think of me..?


Anaa-Ok ye thoda lamba hoga lekin still.. Tum Sundar ho for sure... Hot bhi ho.. Sense of humour toh tumhaara out of the world hai he.. Uppar se tum kind ho.. People respect you... You are one of the most popular persons in North India.. You fight bad people.. Uppar se you are only boy jisse maine khud date k liye pucha hai so it means I really like you.. Only problem is your anger.. Even i am afraid of your anger AP..

Main-You know what everyone is afraid of my anger toh tum akeli nahi ho... My anger is very agile and dangerous...


Anaa-tum control nahi kar shaktey apna gussa???

Main-Control karna nahi caahta main..tum khud socho tumhaare pass Tumhaari favorite cheej hai koi jo tumhe passand hai or uss cheej ki wajah se log Tumhaari respect kartey hain, toh kya tum uss cheej ko control karogi.??

Anaa-Ofcourse nahi...

Main-Exactly mera gussa is everything for me..

Anaa-So you are saying tum Jaan bujh k gussa hotey ho..

Main-Nahi lekin bahot cool hota agar main Jaan bujh k gussa ho paata toh that would've been sick..

Anna-You are so confusing...

Main-Confusing hun tabhi Jinda hun warna abtak..

Anna-don't say that. Humessa marrne maarne ki he baat karna tum...

Main-Kaam he yahi hai madam ji...


Uske baad thodi derr or normal chit chat hui humaari coffee wagairaah finish hochuki thi or humlog waise he baatein kar rahe they.. Kaafi Impressed thi woh mujhse.. Hona bhi caahiye.. Same main bhi kaafi impressed tha usase.. Ab Aage kuch baatein hoti usase pehle mera phone baja Jo Uss Sonali kaa tha jo High Command ki regional manager thi uss hospital mein jahan Chang Admit tha.. Uska phone pehle bhi aachuka tha Chang ki news dene k liye issliye number saved tha..

Main-Ek second Anaa mujhe ye call attend karni padegi..

Anaa-Sure..

Maine Phone uthaaya...

Sonali-Good Evening Sir... Its Son...

Main-I know who you are what happened..?

Sonali-Sir Patient ko honsh aagaya Hai and he is asking for you...

Main-What??

Sonali-Ji sir He is out of coma...


Main-I'll be there ASAP..

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Oh hell fucking yeah Mera Commander jaag gaya tha oh this is going to be Great..


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Excellent update Bro.

To Chang ko hosh agaya .