Update-250(The Hint)
Main-Ye music kahaan chal raha hai..?
Abeer-Wahaan iss tent k piche rehearsal kaa stage hai.. Log practice kar rahe hain..
Main-Let's go jaldi..
Abeer-Hua kya..?
Main-Sawaal baadmein..
Ye sun main uss Stage ki taraf badha.. Or mere sath sath baaki sab holiye.. Main thoda slow tha issliye sab mere sath sath he chal rahe they..
Humlog udhar pohanchey toh ek stage tha medium size kaa jo shayad rehearsal's k liye he lagaaya gaya tha wahaan ek 10-12 logon kaa group dance kar raha tha or classic old hindi song tha or log bhi mature they like sab 50+ honge.. Gaana tha "Jindagi ki yahi reet hai Haar k baad he jeet hai".. Sahi samjhe ye wahi gaana hai jo John ne last phone call mein gaya tha.. Or no way ye coincidence ho shakta Hai.
Main-Vinny music bandh karwaao..
Ye sun Vinny aage badha or uppar jaake music bandh karwaayaa jisase sab rukke or main aaya uppar stage par..
Main-Who are you guys??
Ispar ek budhau bola..
Budha1-Hello Deva Ji Pleasure to meet you..
Main-Uncle idhar.. Kon ho tumlog??
Budha1-Beta we are participants and practicing our dance here..
"AP"..
Ye awaaj jaani pehchaani thi ofcourse Ashish bhosdkaa..
Main awaaj ki taraf ghuma toh stage k piche se Ashish, Abhi, Arushi, Lucky, Mouni, Sneha or Even Anaa bhi uppar stage par aaye..
Ashish - Deva bhaiyaa parnaam.. Babhi slash madam Parnaam..
Ashish ne Dono bhai or babhi k pair chuwe same Lucky or Arushi ne bhi as woh teeno jaantey they school time se bhai ko or babhi toh humaari teacher he thi..
Abhi-Good Morning Deva sir..
Deva-Morning.. Aap sablog yahaan??
Abhi-We are hosting the event sir.. So practicing our timeline...
Deva-Oh ye toh bahot achi baat hai..
Ashi-Even AP bhi hai hosting team mein lekin iski haalat se lag nahi raha ye aa paaega.. What the hell happened to you AP itani injuries..
Main-Yeah Red John happened.. Sun ye jo sablog dance kar rahe hain inka kya scene hai..
Ashish - Aaram se bol be yelog retired government officials hain sab or ye Mele ki sabse badi event k participants hain.. Inka 6 minutes kaa dance most desired event hai mele k first day par..
Main-Mereko Papers dikhaa toh inke scene k overview se related..
Ashish - Anaa dikhaa degi piche hain tent mein..
Ye bhenchod meri gand marwaane ko taiyaar rehta hai aisa wingman banaaunga iski gand fodd dunga main ab mana bhi nahi kar shakta..
Main-OK.. Abeer.. Aa toh..
Main Or Abeer chal he paddey they ki Sam ki gand mein khujali hui..
Sam-Jaanwar tu rukk main chala jaata hun..
Abeer-Ok..
Ye Bol Main Anaa Sam Stage se niche piche ki taraf aaye tab Sam lawda juth muth kaa phone kaan par lagaake bola..
Sam-AP ek call hai tu chal main aaya..
Ye bhenchod meri setting karwaane mein bahot jyaada interested hain..
Khair Main Anaa k sath piche ek tent mein aaya.. Ussne bina kuch kahe ek paper uthaaya or mujhe dediya.. Maine woh paper liya toh ye unhi budhau log ki even se related tha.. Actually yelog Retired government employees hain jinhone apne apne feild mein naam or awards dono kamaaein hain or ye event bahot important hai basically mostly leaders vips or government officials inhi k Even mein present honge... Inke 6 minute k even kaa live telecast Prime Minister or President of India takk dekhenge ghar baithke .. Oh my god toh dhamaka isme hoga for sure isme hoga.. RJ RJ hint dene k chakkar mein bahot bakchodi hojaaegi tere sath.. Basically Mele k first day ki highlight thi ye budhau log kaa dance.. Jo baaki tha woh milgaya tha ek jhatke mein Sab clear hogaya tha.. RJ koi suspense nahi rakhna caahta tha hum dono k bich woh clear cut bolraha Tha ye karunga iss time karunga gand mein dum hai toh roukk le.. Ab Roukklunga don't you worry RJ..
Anaa-Bolna nahi ab bologe bhi kya..
Tab maine realise kiya ki Anaa mere saamne khaddi kuch toh bhi bol rahi thi..
Main-Sorry my bad..wassup??
Anaa-What happened to you??
Main-Frankly speaking sabse pehle toh accident hua actually hua nahi karwaayaa gaya then Fight hui... As a result ye sab..
Anaa-I want to ask a favor from you..
Main-Yeah sure..
Anaa-jab bhi tum hospital mein admit hoge Mereko tumhaare hospital room mein enter hone ki permission dilwaao.. I know tum VIP ho but yaar kam se kam dekhne toh dein tumhe.. Kissi ko pure block mein enter nahi karne detey.. Or Ami mereko aadhi baatein bataati hai..
Main-Sure boldunga main..
Anaa-Abhi bolo..
Main-Abhi???
Anaa-If you consider me as your friend abhi bolo.. Warna I am not talking..
Main-OK ok..
Ab maine maamla jaldi niptaaney k liye Ruhi ko call kiya..
Anaa-Speaker par...
Main-Sure..
Maine Phone speaker par kiya..
Main-Hello..
Ruhi-Where the fuck are you??
Main-Ghar he hun..
Ruhi-Ghar par main hun tu bahaar gaya hai.. Tera munh fod dungi main bola tha 16 hours kaa rest..
Main-Abhi bhi rest par he hun kuch bhi nahi kar raha even babhi bhi sath hain..
Ruhi-Still Jaana he kyun hai bahaar..
Main-Important tha.. Sun ek kaam Hai..
Ruhi-Bhonk...
Main-Next time jab main admit houn naa tere yahaan toh Anaa ko mere se milne ki permission dedena..
Ruhi-OK.. Ok.. Ok.. I see you Love in the air..
Main-Ahem ahem..
Ruhi - Fuck.. Yeah sure hojaaega no problem.. Teri friend hai teri marji..
Main-Bye Ruhi.. Thanks..
Call disconnected...
Anaa-In the air???
Main-Ruhi kuch bhi bolti rehti hai don't mind her..
Anaa-Ruhi ki problem nahi hai almost sablog yahi boltey hain jabki reality ye hai ki tum mere sath kabhi bhi nahi hotey still log ye sochte hain.. This is awkward..
Main-Log kuch bhi sochte hain unki taraf dhyaan naa do.. Or Dusari baat jaruri nahi jo 24×7 sath rehtey wahi relationship mein ho shaktey..
Anaa-I know.. But still its good to spend time with each other..
Main-Wait you are saying we should be in a relationship..??
Anaa-I mean kind of..
Main-Are you sure tum mere sath relationship mein rehna caahogi?? It's pretty tough you know.. Bahot galat scene hai mera dekhlo sochne kaa time dedeta hun tumhe.. Basically I am most hated person almost everywhere.. People are after my life.. Log mereko dekhtey he goli maarna caahtey hain.. Mere khilaaf almost daily news aati hain.. I am careless.. Issliye time lelo apna and think about all of this.. Ki tum mere sath relationship mein rehna chaahti ho yaa nahi..
Anaa-Tumhaara jawaab kya hai???
Main-Mera jawaab baadmein dunga ek baar sab baatein sochlo then hum baat karenge.. Mere sath 1 minute rehna he bad luck hai almost toh relationship kaa toh soch he lo tum.. Sab baatein dhyaan mein rakh k decision lena..
Anaa-OK..
Main-OK i gotta go know..
Ye bolke main turant nikal liya wahaan se.. Fuck bhenchod... Jaldi niptaane k chakkar mein ye sab bolna padda.. Ab isase nahi Millne waala main.. RJ ko niptaake nikal lunga main fir 1.0 Jaane or uska kaam Jaane waise bhi usse pata hai ye sab toh woh dekh lega..
Main bahaar aaya toh Sam khadda tha still juth muth kaa phone kaan mein lagaae..
Main-Bhosdk Obama k pass laga rakha hai kya chal..
Humlog waapis stage par aae..
Main-Hey guys guys.. Lets gather up...
Ye sun ke Bhai or baaki Abhi gang and woh budhau log ki gang sab log mere saamne aagaye..
Main-So listen i can't wait for your performance aap sablog iss age mein bhi most desired hain.. And i am sure aaplog stage faad doge...
Budha1-Thanks beta..
Main-But we have a small issue here.. So due to security reasons aap sablog ko identify karna hoga humein.. Issliye please aapke pass jo police waala aaye usko apni ID and proof provide kijiye..
Budha1-No problem beta lekin iska reason kya hai??
Main-Security procedures hain uncle actually main bhi hosting team mein hun toh ussi hissab se ye sab horaha hai.
Budha 1-Ok..no problem.. Guys lets provide them with our id's..
Main Anjali or bhai ko side mein leke gaya
Main-Anjali sabko ek side lo or har ek bandey ki I'd check karo or unke past ko verify karo.. Ki yelog kabse hain yahaan.. Jo bandey pichle 1 saal se pehle kaa record provide naa karwaa shake usse arrest karlo..
Anjali-Reason??
Main-RJ ne mereko hint diya tha ki iss performance k time he hoga jo kuch bhi hoga.. Or mereko thoda saa shakk hai ki iss budhau log ki team mein at least 1 member toh usska hoga he jo sabkuch dekh raha hoga jo details provide kar raha hoga.. Mereko lagta nahi aisa kuch hoga kyunki aisa hota toh RJ hint nahi deta.. but check karne mein kya problem hai..
Deva-Lekin sab kuch calmly hona caahiye inmein se koi naraaj hua toh badi problem hojaaegi..
Anjali-Sure bhaiya..
Mujhe nahi lagta inmein se koi RJ kaa banda hai but still ek verification check mein kyaa jaata hai apna..
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