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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

Part 3 kaa title kya hona caahiye?

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RAAZ

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Solid bhai maza aa Gaya zabardast action. Packed update thee sara bharam hi tod diya 50 sec main kick boxing ka ab yah ACP ka kia kia todta hai AP dekhay ge agli update main.
Waqai me hat's off Hai tereko bhai badi mehnat se yah shahkar bana ker paish karta hain. Maza aa jata hain solid.


Update-239(Monster)




Ab Sunaina Ne Usko thoka or Uski laash girrrtey he andar jo saare computer experts they uthane lage apni apni seats se guns wagairaah uthaane apni.. . Maine dono deagle nikaali or bc andha dhund firing kardi.. 3 toh uthne se pehle he Marr gaye ab 2 bache ek Peter or ek dusara banda...

Main waapis bahar aagaya office se.. Taaki goli naa khaalun...Guns Reload ki..

Wahaan bhagdad mach gayi chaaron taraf goliyon ki awaaj sunke..log bc aise bhaage maano unhi ko goli lag rahi ho..

Main - 5-5 sunaina...

Main wait kar raha tha ki woh banda gate ki taraf aaye aage lekin woh nahi aaya issliye main usko lalach dene k liye gate k saamne se gujra.. Usko lalach aaya or woh ek table k piche se utha mujhe goli maarne k liye lekin main toh caah he yahi raha tha bc ki khopdi mein goli maari... Woh bhi gaya..

Main-it's 6-5 Sunaina....

Sunai-Yeah nice..

Main-(chilaake) Beta Peter marrega yaa baat karega..?

Ispar andar se awaaj aai.

Peter-Tu hai kon..?


Main-AP.. The one and the only..

Peter-Tu yahaan kya kar raha hai..

Main-Tere liye aaya hun specially all the way..

Peter-Kya caahiye..??

Main-3 sawalon k jawaab.. Dega??

Peter-jawab dunga toh bhi maardega tu mujhe..

Main-Nahi be akela hun tu gun niche kar main bhi karta hun bhaagne kaa mouka dedunga baadmein tu Jaane or Delhi police.. Tu bus jawaab de..

Peter - Nahi.. Andar aa mard ki tarah saamna kar Guns hataa or fight kar agar tu jeeta toh tujhe sab bataadunga..

Main-Arey Haan suna hai maine Tu kick boxer haina..?

Peter - Haan aaja tu ...

Main-Dekhle pachtaaega..

Peter-Let's go..

Maine guns daali pant mein or uski taraf badha..woh bhi saamne aaya shirt k buttons kholta hua.. Kaafi behtreen body shody banaai thi usne maanana padega.

Peter - Ye teri life ki sabse badi galati hogi AP.. Lets go..

Woh aage badhta usase pehle maine diya uske khopdi mein punch like seedha dimag par woh bhi bhayaanak ussne expect nahi kiya tha itana fast attack or maine aisi jagah maardiya woh bokhla gaya sab blank hogaya hoga kuch seconds k liye .. Or usko kuch clear hota usase pehle maine diya ek or punch uske thobdey par then uske pait mein or fir thobdey par then pait mein.. Woh blank hogaya meri speed se.. Or agle punch mein apne ghutano par aagaya or ghutne par aatey he maine di uske munh par laat jiski power se uska sir piche deewar se takraaya or woh munh k ball niche girra niche girrrtey he maine ek k bad ek kai laatein maari uski ribs mein...and Done..25 seconds Or woh so called kick boxer niche jameen par tha. . ..

Woh niche passar gaya munh khoon se latpath tha uska... Ribs I guess sab tutt chukki thi uski...

Main-Haanji sir.. Boliye..

Peter-I ii i have never seen a Monster like you..

Main--I know mere jaisa or koi hai bhi nahi.. Jawaab dey ab.. Mereko tere clients ki list caahiye hai current mein jo active hain..

Peter - kk. Kkyun..?

Ye suntey he maine laat di uske thobdey par woh chillaaya..

Main-Bhosdk sawaal mere jawaab tere..

Peter-Its in the safe locker..

Ye bolke ussne mere piche ishaara kiya...

Main khadda hoke uss safe ki taraf aaya toh ye ek Deewar mein locker type tha thoda high tech lekin..

Peter-The password is 54543434..


Main Safe k saamne aaya keypad ki taraf ungali ki or uski taraf Mudd k hansa..

Main-Chutiya samjha hai kya khadda ho or safe khol bhosdk.. Tujhe laga main kholunga khudse...ahahahaha.

Mujhe 100% yakeen tha ki uss safe mein kuch na kuch fit kiya hoga or mujhe wrong password bataake chutiya Banaa raha tha woh..

Maine nikaali gun uske thobdey ki taraf ki..

Main-Bhosdk tere se 10 gunna jyaada akal mere andar sotey time active rehti hai.. Khadda ho..

Woh deewar kaa sahara letey hue utha or aage badha..

Main-Agar kuch bakchodi ki toh gand mein goli maarunga issliye sochna bhi Matt..

Woh ladkhadaatey hue aage badha safe k pass aaya or ussne password daala maine dhyaan nahi diya ki password kya tha lekin 100% woh nahi tha jo ussne bataaya Tha.. Maadarchod mujhe chutiya Banaa raha tha.. Uss safe k andar ek or choti si hidden safe thi bc jo dhund paana namumkin tha woh Peter k fingerprint se khulli... Or ussmein se ussne ek choti si Diary nikaali..

Main-Aaram se laa de idhar..

Ye sun ussne dairy meri taraf uchaali or main diary pakkadta usase pehle ussne mereko dhakka maara maine diary toh catch karli lekin mera balance bigad gaya usase.. Jiska faayda uthaake woh bahaar ki taraf bhaaga..lekin gate takk pohanch paata usase pehle maine piche se uski khopadi mein goli daagdi jisase uski laash bahaar sadak par munh k ball girri... Or jaise he uski laash girri wahaan bc kaafi saare police ki gadiyaan aake rukki...


Sunai-Boss bhaari Police hai..

Main-I know bich bajaar mein saikdon goliyaan chalaaenge toh police he aaegi.. Inko toh aana he tha tu nikal jaa mereko sath leke jaaenge yelog shyaam ko aata main or Haan I won... Remember...

Sunai-Yeah great job I guess.. Over and out..

Maine woh Diary daali jeb mein or tab enter hue police waale bc guns taane..

Main-Aaram se bc maar naa dena..

Yelog Shayad Crime branch Se they unmein se jo sabse senior Uniform waala dikha woh ek ACP tha or kaafi young tha maybe 24 yaa 25 saal kaa londa he tha...


ACP-Hath uppar hath uppar... Banduk niche daal...

Main-First of all tameej se bol bhosdk..

ACP-Hath uppar..

Main-Naya aaya hai kya be.??

Woh naya ho yaa puraana filhaal k liye inke sath chalna theek samjha maine issliye guns niche daali maine or hath uppar kiye..

ACP- Ramdin Hathkadi daalo.. Tu hath uppar rakhna..

Ye sun maine hath uppar he rakhe lekin koi Hathkadi daalne aage nahi badha..

ACP-Ramdin..


Ramdin-Sir A... P hai woh..


ACp-kon..? Koi ho issne Abhi yahaan kitane log maare dikh nahi raha.. Constable tum daalo Hathkadi..

Lekin still koi aage nahi aaya.. Yelog pehchaan gaye lagta hai..


Main-Yelog hath takk naa lagaaenge chal aise he chal paddunga main..

Ye bolke main aage badha..

Main-oye Ramdin ye dono guns safe and secure caahiye mereko..

Ramdin-Ji sahaab..

Woh ACP mujhe aise ghurr raha tha maano Main baap houn uska or uski Maa ne chupa k rakha ho ye baat..

Main-aise kya dekh raha haibe chal ab..



Ye sun ussne gun niche ki or mereko Hathkadi pehnaai maine pehan Lee iss londey mein kuch toh Khaas tha mujhe Jaanana tha kya issliye maine react nahi kiya or ussne Hathkadi pehnaai mereko or humlog aaye bahaar toh wahaan bhi bhaari police thi public ek bhi nahi thi jo achaa tha kissi ne naa dekha mereko hathkadiyon mein or unhone mereko seedha Gaadi mein baithaaya.. Ek Constable driver kar raha tha usko or Woh ACP or Ramdin bhi sath they..

Main - Mereko Ek Phone karna hai..

ACp-Abhi nahi..

Main-Abhi.. Mera right hai ek phone call..

ACP-Thaane jaake...

Main-Abhi.. Tere khudke phone se kardey caahe.. Mera Vakeel merese pehle pohanchna caahiye..

Ye sun ACP ne Ramdin ko ishaara kiya or ussne apna phone nikaala..

Ramin-Number saahab???

Maine bhai kaa number bataaya usko or ussne Phone speaker par daala.. Phone Guptaji ne uthaaya..

Gupta ji-Hello..

Main-Bhai kahaan hain Guptaji..

Gupta-Idhar he hain beta yelo...

Deva-Haan sir..

Main-- Commisoner ko Phone karo 10 minute mein station pohanchey bolo 11 minutes bhi hui toh gand fod dunga main..


Deva-Kardiya kand??

Main-Haao..

Deva-Konse Station??

Ramdin-Tilak Nagar Sahaab..

Deva-Ok..

Main-Jaldi..

Call disconnected...


ACp-achaa toh AP ho tum..

Main-The one and the only..


ACp-Lambe se jaaoge tum caahe koi ho.. 6 log maare hain tumne.. Din dahaadey..

Main-6 nahi 12... Woh udhar basti waali iron factory hai usme 6 or hain....lambe se :laughing: bhai mere tu 15 minutes he rakh lena apne pass..

ACp-Kyun??

Main-AP... Ye naam he kaafi hai..

Continued...
 

Mathur

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hhhassshhhh!

i miss that flow man literally miss kiya maine yeh flow sukoon sa milta hai iss flow mai like saari duniya ki bakchodi hone ke baad jo mja simple vali life style mai hota hai vo aur kahan BC aur AP ki simple life style bhi alag level pe hi hoti hai BC so lets see what is in the flow now

lgta hai ab mast romantic scene aane vala hai bidu (MATHUR ki expectations iss point pe peak pe hain) let's see kya scene bnta hai uska

1.0 vapas aaya hai toh dekhte hain ki ab kya hoga matlab uski 2.0 se yeh deal hai ki koi ek dusre ke kaam mai taang nhi adayega aur mereko toh nhi lgta ki 2.0 jo plan karke gya hai uske baare mai 1.0 ko kuch pta lagega aur 1.0 bhi pta nhi karega khud se (as deal jo hai uski) aur iske bhi chances na hain ki kahin aur se usse pta lge so isse toh yehin chhorte hain

college ka intzaar rahega BHAI sahab

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Continuously 3 days se AP last Mai hospitalize ho hi jaa rahaa hai bc hospital nhi koi dharmshala ho gyi??
Well Bye 2.0 and welcome back 1.0 so the thing is abhi jarurat nhi 2.0 ki to bhej Diya sahi hai esa hi hona chahiye jarurat ho tbhi beast ko bahaar aana chaahiye warna bc ye to khoon kee Holi khelta abhi..but Jo bhi tha update bdhiya that khel Gaye boss Ami and Abeer ab 2.0 ki Anna k saath Jo baat chit Hui thi kya 1.0 ko yaad hai sahi because nhi hogi to Anna ko shayad bura feel ho sktaa...

Well let's see ab update mai kya aata hai...
Are bhai hospital to uska duasara ghar hain jabse is duniya main aaya hain ghar main kam aur hospital main jyada rehata hain
 

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Update-264(The Aftermath)




Ab hospital aa aa k itana experience hochuka hai mujhe ki logon ko room mein kaise bulaana hai maine jarra saa hath hilaaya or machines karne lagi shor wahaan par.. Or 20 seconds k andar Abeer andar enter hua uska munh Khaane se bharra tha woh bhenchod Khaana khaa raha tha... Bhosdkaa bukhhad..

Maine mask hataane kaa ishaara kiya ussne mask hataaya...

Abeer-AP..??


Main-Tujhe kya laga tha woh drug waapis bhejdega mujhe??? I am still here bitch and I am gonna take my revenge..

Ye sunke Abeer ki gand fatt gayi uske munh mein jo niwala tha woh fans gaya or woh khaanstey hue piche hatta..

Main-Chill bhosdk chill majaak kar raha hun...

Abeer-aisa majaak Matt kiya kar..

Main-Matlab 2.0 ne bhaari faadi hai tum sabki jo itana Darra tu..

Abeer-Rukk check kar lene dey.. Bc kahin Sachmein 2.0 he toh naa Hai..

Main-Karle..

Ussne jeb mein hath daala or ek chutki powder nikaal ke meri naak mein daala..jiska koi ashar nahi hua mujhpar 2.0 hota toh uski gand fatt jaati..

Main-Ab khuss..

Ye sun Abeer jhat se Galle laga mujhse..

Abeer-Bhai I missed you so much yaar gand fatt gayi thi bhai.. Main toh almost Pagla gaya tha.. Holy fuck finally tu aagaya.. Rukk main Ruhi ko bulaata hun.. Ruhi ko ye bola hai ki Anssar ne tujhe Drugs dediye jiss wajah se ye haal hai tera..

Ye bol woh bahaar Bhaaga or Ruhi ko leke aaya turant jo shayad raaste mein he thi..

Ruhi-Oh my god finally..

Main-What do you mean finally..? Kitane din gaya tha main..

Ruhi-Aaj 3rd day hai..

Main--What the fuck..

Ye sun fatti meri gand.. What the fuck bhenchod 3 din coma mein tha main what the fuck...

Main-Fuck me dude.. Ghar waale toh pareshaan honge..

Ruhi - chinta Matt kar jab bhi tu drugs ki wajah se coma mein jaata hai 100% tu waapis aajata hai ye sabko pata hai tere mind ko rest caahiye hota hai issliye kuch serious nahi hai Sab theek hain..

Abeer - Yep.. Sablog yahin hain.. Canteen mein...

Ruhi--So fir ek ghatiya aadmi ne drug use kiye tujhpar..

Main-I killed him though.. So it doesn't matter i won.. Or kuch kar nahi shaktey wohlog drug he use karenge..

Ruhi-Right.. Puch Matt teri kitani hype hai North India mein filhaal.. People are going crazy..

Main-Kaam bhi waise he kiye hain..

Ruhi--true..

Or then Enter hue sablog.. Bhai, Babhi, Mangal, Sam, Ravi, Meenu, Rishi Anjali and team.. Sablog..


Babhi aatey he Galle milli mujhse.. Unke baad Sam bhai Ravi or baaki sab Mille..

Deva-Tu bahot Darra deta hai yaar..

Main-Lekin sab sambhaal bhi toh leta hun..

Deva-True.. Very true.. You are insane..

Mangal-Bahot jyaada insane..

Ravi - Bhai mera hai aakhir..

Anjali-Missed you boss..

Rajat-Yep bahot jyaada hardcore..

Main-Same.. I missed myself..

Jiya-You suck..

Babhi-Kaisa feel kar raha hai???

Main-Sach bataaun??

Babhi-Of course...

Main - Toh sab suno clearly uss drug ne meri khopdi hilaa di hai like literally destroyed.. Or mere pass filhaal jyaada kuch hai nahi issliye mujhe caahiye time recovery k liye issliye mujhe abhi kuch bhi nahi karna.. Crime wrime khud sulto tum.. Mere pass kuch nahi hai...

Anjali-Jo jaruri tha woh tumne kardiya ab tumhe rest caahiye bhi don't worry we got this..

Deva-Yep..

Main--I know tumlog sambhaal loge.. Ruhi discharge kab karegi??

Ruhi-bus thode tests Karlun abhi kar dungi.. Injuries kuch hain nahi jyaada bus Ribs he hain Tumhaari uska dhyaan khud rakho ab..

Uske baad Ruhi ne kuch checking ki or main free tha Jaane ko.. Kamjor mehsoos kar raha tha kaafi main lekin still chalne laayak tha.. Khair hum aae ghar shyaam 5.30 baje . Or tab milli mujhe shanti aake pehle toh main nahaaya bc thande thande pani k sath aadhi thakaawat durr hogayi.. Then aaya main bed k uppar or sochne laga kya hua kya nahi.. Kya hona caahiye tha kya nahi hona caahiye tha.. Bahot kuch aisa tha jo nahi hona caahiye tha lekin main kuch kar nahi shakta tha uske baare mein or Usme se ek tha Gudla kand I don't know 2.0 ka kya plan hai yaa woh kya kar raha hai in Bandon ko apne under kaam par lagaake lekin main ye sab roukk nahi shakta ye part of the deal hai or humessa rahega.. Jab 2.0 aaega toh woh mere koi chaltey kaam mein taang nahi adaaega or main aaunga tab uske koi kaam mein taang nahi adaaunga caahe kaam kitana he galat yaa sahi ho.. Ye rules hain jiske according hum dono chaltey hain warna fir dikkat hojaati hai.. Isliye apna karo dusare k uppar dhyaan naa do.. Ye rule tutta toh gand Marr jaati hai bure waali..

Lekin Ek cheej or thi jiske liye main 2.0 ko thanks kehna caahunga woh thi Anaa k sath meri relationship create karwaana.. Maine har baar dekha hai usko and believe me i like her a lot.. Abhi toh pehle se bhi jyaada.. Mujhe leke kitani possessive hai woh kitani caring hai.. Ye sab dekh k uske liye or desperate tha main or abhi mere pass time he time tha..

I know RJ Marr gaya toh mujhe khussi manaani caahiye party karni caahiye wagairaah wagairaah lekin mera mood nahi tha as maine isme 10% he kuch kiya hoga sab 2.0 kaa tha issliye achi baat RJ gaya lekin main uska credit nahi le shakta..

Ab ye sab sochtey-2 mera sir Dard karne lag gaya thodi derr mein he then mujhe realise hua ki kitani buri gand marri hai mere mind ki jo itane mein he Dard karne lag gaya.. Ab maine decide kiya ki agar aise he baitha rahunga toh for sure main roukk nahi paaunga khudko sochne se issliye maine decide kiya ki kal subah he main college jaaunga I miss college bhenchod I miss everything...


Dinner time main aagaya niche.. Full Family mojjud thi wahaan par.. Bhai Bhabhi Sam Ravi Rishi Mangal Ami Abeer and Meenu bhi..

Main-Wassup bacha log..

Sam-bhai sach bolun tu bahot bhadda lag raha hai ye face k scars kab jaaenge bc..

Main-Mera bhada face bhi tujhse sundar hai bc..

Ravi-True..

Abeer-Roasted..

Sam-Maan naa maan bhai..

Main-Nahi maanta jaa..

Babhi-Oh i missed you guys like this.. Finally sablog normal hain..

Mangal-Yep main bol raha tha ye RJ kaa tension he awkward bana raha hai AP ko ab dekho tension khatam old AP is back....

Rishi-Waise babhi ne gift liya hai tum teeno k liye ek..

Main-Kya???

Rishi-Dinner finish kar fir bataata hun..

Mere dinner mein tha salad khichadi or juice.. Sabne dinner kiya then sablog bahaar aaye lawn mein..

Rishi-So ladies and gentlemen here she is the beautiful "Bently Bentayga".... .


Main-No way..

No way bhenchod ye Bently leke aagaya no way.. Naa naa naa..

Lekin tabhi saamne se Black color ki chamchaaati Bently aati hui dikhi mujhe meri aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi bhenchod what the fuck.. One of my dream car hai ye Bently Bentayga yaa BENTLY dragon bol lo isko kyunki car nahi Dragon hai ye.. 4.5 crore k aas pass aati hai India mein musqill se 1 or hogi pure India mein.. 5 seater top speed 300kmph.. 0 se 100 in less the 4 seconds.. Like chalti nahi ye seedhi launch hoti hai jet ki tarah.. Awaaj bhi aisi hai iski maano koi dragon udta hua aaraha hai pank fadfadaatey hue..uppar se fully bullet proof and all.. 5 logon ki seating capacity.. Anti theft alarm wagairaah Sab security equipments..


Main-Oh my fucking God..

Rishi-Yep babhi ne kaha Tumhaari Maserati gayi toh nayi car ledun.. Aakhirkaar bahot kaam kiya hai tumlogon ne...

Main-Oh my god.. I love it fucking love it thanks babhi.. I can't believe aapne 4.5 crore ki car lene di humein..

Babhi-Wait a second ye 4.5 crore ki car hai.. What the hell??

Rishi-Haan sasti haina babhi???

Babhi!-Seriously Rishi 4. 5 corre you guys are nuts..

Deva-Chill chill agayai ab aagayi it's ok..

Ab scene ye tha ki Ravi or Sam dono ko he 4 door cars passand nahi thi undono ko 2 door sports car passand hain toh issliye ye car meri he hui ek hissab se..


Main-Waise tum dono kya loge ye toh passand nahi hogi tumhe..

Sam-I mean car toh jehar hai ye but not our type.. Main Jagu leliya..Ravi Audi try kar raha tha aaj.. Waise bhi issi car ki jarurat padegi humein toh doesn't matter..

Main-Mereko test drive leni hai..

Babhi-Abhi nahi.. Thoda rest lele fir lelena..

Main-Hochuka rest babhi kal college jaaraha hun Infact main toh.. Aise khaali baithunga toh meri khopdi kuch naa kuch sochne lagjaata hai or fir sir Dard hota hai issliye kuch naa kuch kartey rehna hoga.

Ravi-Yo.. College is best place to chill..

Ab main aage badhke driver seat par baitha Rahul se remote liya car kaa and on ki holy fuck bhenchod kya mast awaaj se suru hui gaadi.. Ekdum insane.. Ravi baitha aage Abeer Mangal or Ami baithey piche... Seat bhi ekdum comfortable thi mereko chot lagi thi lekin pata nahi chal raha tha still.. Maine ghumai lawn mein.. Waah bhenchod waah.. Jehar katai jehar..

Main bahaar nikala or seedha road par douda di gaadi..

Abeer-What the fuck bhenchod ye toh rocket hai..

Main-0 to 100 Jaane mein 4 seconds bhi na lagtey isko..

Sam-Seriously??

Ravi-Bhenchod fir toh insane he hai ye....

Ami-This shit is quick..

Main-Indeed it is..

Khair test drive k baad humlog waapis ghar aaye.. Raat bahot hogayi thi toh sab apne - 2rooms mein jaake so gaye.. Subah college bhi Jaana tha.. I miss college.. Wahaan alag he level ki hype hogi bhenchod..

Continued..
Wij majak kafi majedar tha sun kar hansi hi nahi ruk rahi thi bhai...
Aur sabse bada jhatka to woh tha jab rishi ne kaha sasti hain na bhai matalab 4.5cr sabse sasti hain to mehangi car konsi hogi mujhe to sunke hi jhatka laga bhai...
 
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