Update-264(The Aftermath)
Ab hospital aa aa k itana experience hochuka hai mujhe ki logon ko room mein kaise bulaana hai maine jarra saa hath hilaaya or machines karne lagi shor wahaan par.. Or 20 seconds k andar Abeer andar enter hua uska munh Khaane se bharra tha woh bhenchod Khaana khaa raha tha... Bhosdkaa bukhhad..
Maine mask hataane kaa ishaara kiya ussne mask hataaya...
Abeer-AP..??
Main-Tujhe kya laga tha woh drug waapis bhejdega mujhe??? I am still here bitch and I am gonna take my revenge..
Ye sunke Abeer ki gand fatt gayi uske munh mein jo niwala tha woh fans gaya or woh khaanstey hue piche hatta..
Main-Chill bhosdk chill majaak kar raha hun...
Abeer-aisa majaak Matt kiya kar..
Main-Matlab 2.0 ne bhaari faadi hai tum sabki jo itana Darra tu..
Abeer-Rukk check kar lene dey.. Bc kahin Sachmein 2.0 he toh naa Hai..
Main-Karle..
Ussne jeb mein hath daala or ek chutki powder nikaal ke meri naak mein daala..jiska koi ashar nahi hua mujhpar 2.0 hota toh uski gand fatt jaati..
Main-Ab khuss..
Ye sun Abeer jhat se Galle laga mujhse..
Abeer-Bhai I missed you so much yaar gand fatt gayi thi bhai.. Main toh almost Pagla gaya tha.. Holy fuck finally tu aagaya.. Rukk main Ruhi ko bulaata hun.. Ruhi ko ye bola hai ki Anssar ne tujhe Drugs dediye jiss wajah se ye haal hai tera..
Ye bol woh bahaar Bhaaga or Ruhi ko leke aaya turant jo shayad raaste mein he thi..
Ruhi-Oh my god finally..
Main-What do you mean finally..? Kitane din gaya tha main..
Ruhi-Aaj 3rd day hai..
Main--What the fuck..
Ye sun fatti meri gand.. What the fuck bhenchod 3 din coma mein tha main what the fuck...
Main-Fuck me dude.. Ghar waale toh pareshaan honge..
Ruhi - chinta Matt kar jab bhi tu drugs ki wajah se coma mein jaata hai 100% tu waapis aajata hai ye sabko pata hai tere mind ko rest caahiye hota hai issliye kuch serious nahi hai Sab theek hain..
Abeer - Yep.. Sablog yahin hain.. Canteen mein...
Ruhi--So fir ek ghatiya aadmi ne drug use kiye tujhpar..
Main-I killed him though.. So it doesn't matter i won.. Or kuch kar nahi shaktey wohlog drug he use karenge..
Ruhi-Right.. Puch Matt teri kitani hype hai North India mein filhaal.. People are going crazy..
Main-Kaam bhi waise he kiye hain..
Ruhi--true..
Or then Enter hue sablog.. Bhai, Babhi, Mangal, Sam, Ravi, Meenu, Rishi Anjali and team.. Sablog..
Babhi aatey he Galle milli mujhse.. Unke baad Sam bhai Ravi or baaki sab Mille..
Deva-Tu bahot Darra deta hai yaar..
Main-Lekin sab sambhaal bhi toh leta hun..
Deva-True.. Very true.. You are insane..
Mangal-Bahot jyaada insane..
Ravi - Bhai mera hai aakhir..
Anjali-Missed you boss..
Rajat-Yep bahot jyaada hardcore..
Main-Same.. I missed myself..
Jiya-You suck..
Babhi-Kaisa feel kar raha hai???
Main-Sach bataaun??
Babhi-Of course...
Main - Toh sab suno clearly uss drug ne meri khopdi hilaa di hai like literally destroyed.. Or mere pass filhaal jyaada kuch hai nahi issliye mujhe caahiye time recovery k liye issliye mujhe abhi kuch bhi nahi karna.. Crime wrime khud sulto tum.. Mere pass kuch nahi hai...
Anjali-Jo jaruri tha woh tumne kardiya ab tumhe rest caahiye bhi don't worry we got this..
Deva-Yep..
Main--I know tumlog sambhaal loge.. Ruhi discharge kab karegi??
Ruhi-bus thode tests Karlun abhi kar dungi.. Injuries kuch hain nahi jyaada bus Ribs he hain Tumhaari uska dhyaan khud rakho ab..
Uske baad Ruhi ne kuch checking ki or main free tha Jaane ko.. Kamjor mehsoos kar raha tha kaafi main lekin still chalne laayak tha.. Khair hum aae ghar shyaam 5.30 baje . Or tab milli mujhe shanti aake pehle toh main nahaaya bc thande thande pani k sath aadhi thakaawat durr hogayi.. Then aaya main bed k uppar or sochne laga kya hua kya nahi.. Kya hona caahiye tha kya nahi hona caahiye tha.. Bahot kuch aisa tha jo nahi hona caahiye tha lekin main kuch kar nahi shakta tha uske baare mein or Usme se ek tha Gudla kand I don't know 2.0 ka kya plan hai yaa woh kya kar raha hai in Bandon ko apne under kaam par lagaake lekin main ye sab roukk nahi shakta ye part of the deal hai or humessa rahega.. Jab 2.0 aaega toh woh mere koi chaltey kaam mein taang nahi adaaega or main aaunga tab uske koi kaam mein taang nahi adaaunga caahe kaam kitana he galat yaa sahi ho.. Ye rules hain jiske according hum dono chaltey hain warna fir dikkat hojaati hai.. Isliye apna karo dusare k uppar dhyaan naa do.. Ye rule tutta toh gand Marr jaati hai bure waali..
Lekin Ek cheej or thi jiske liye main 2.0 ko thanks kehna caahunga woh thi Anaa k sath meri relationship create karwaana.. Maine har baar dekha hai usko and believe me i like her a lot.. Abhi toh pehle se bhi jyaada.. Mujhe leke kitani possessive hai woh kitani caring hai.. Ye sab dekh k uske liye or desperate tha main or abhi mere pass time he time tha..
I know RJ Marr gaya toh mujhe khussi manaani caahiye party karni caahiye wagairaah wagairaah lekin mera mood nahi tha as maine isme 10% he kuch kiya hoga sab 2.0 kaa tha issliye achi baat RJ gaya lekin main uska credit nahi le shakta..
Ab ye sab sochtey-2 mera sir Dard karne lag gaya thodi derr mein he then mujhe realise hua ki kitani buri gand marri hai mere mind ki jo itane mein he Dard karne lag gaya.. Ab maine decide kiya ki agar aise he baitha rahunga toh for sure main roukk nahi paaunga khudko sochne se issliye maine decide kiya ki kal subah he main college jaaunga I miss college bhenchod I miss everything...
Dinner time main aagaya niche.. Full Family mojjud thi wahaan par.. Bhai Bhabhi Sam Ravi Rishi Mangal Ami Abeer and Meenu bhi..
Main-Wassup bacha log..
Sam-bhai sach bolun tu bahot bhadda lag raha hai ye face k scars kab jaaenge bc..
Main-Mera bhada face bhi tujhse sundar hai bc..
Ravi-True..
Abeer-Roasted..
Sam-Maan naa maan bhai..
Main-Nahi maanta jaa..
Babhi-Oh i missed you guys like this.. Finally sablog normal hain..
Mangal-Yep main bol raha tha ye RJ kaa tension he awkward bana raha hai AP ko ab dekho tension khatam old AP is back....
Rishi-Waise babhi ne gift liya hai tum teeno k liye ek..
Main-Kya???
Rishi-Dinner finish kar fir bataata hun..
Mere dinner mein tha salad khichadi or juice.. Sabne dinner kiya then sablog bahaar aaye lawn mein..
Rishi-So ladies and gentlemen here she is the beautiful "Bently Bentayga".... .
Main-No way..
No way bhenchod ye Bently leke aagaya no way.. Naa naa naa..
Lekin tabhi saamne se Black color ki chamchaaati Bently aati hui dikhi mujhe meri aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi bhenchod what the fuck.. One of my dream car hai ye Bently Bentayga yaa BENTLY dragon bol lo isko kyunki car nahi Dragon hai ye.. 4.5 crore k aas pass aati hai India mein musqill se 1 or hogi pure India mein.. 5 seater top speed 300kmph.. 0 se 100 in less the 4 seconds.. Like chalti nahi ye seedhi launch hoti hai jet ki tarah.. Awaaj bhi aisi hai iski maano koi dragon udta hua aaraha hai pank fadfadaatey hue..uppar se fully bullet proof and all.. 5 logon ki seating capacity.. Anti theft alarm wagairaah Sab security equipments..
Main-Oh my fucking God..
Rishi-Yep babhi ne kaha Tumhaari Maserati gayi toh nayi car ledun.. Aakhirkaar bahot kaam kiya hai tumlogon ne...
Main-Oh my god.. I love it fucking love it thanks babhi.. I can't believe aapne 4.5 crore ki car lene di humein..
Babhi-Wait a second ye 4.5 crore ki car hai.. What the hell??
Rishi-Haan sasti haina babhi???
Babhi!-Seriously Rishi 4. 5 corre you guys are nuts..
Deva-Chill chill agayai ab aagayi it's ok..
Ab scene ye tha ki Ravi or Sam dono ko he 4 door cars passand nahi thi undono ko 2 door sports car passand hain toh issliye ye car meri he hui ek hissab se..
Main-Waise tum dono kya loge ye toh passand nahi hogi tumhe..
Sam-I mean car toh jehar hai ye but not our type.. Main Jagu leliya..Ravi Audi try kar raha tha aaj.. Waise bhi issi car ki jarurat padegi humein toh doesn't matter..
Main-Mereko test drive leni hai..
Babhi-Abhi nahi.. Thoda rest lele fir lelena..
Main-Hochuka rest babhi kal college jaaraha hun Infact main toh.. Aise khaali baithunga toh meri khopdi kuch naa kuch sochne lagjaata hai or fir sir Dard hota hai issliye kuch naa kuch kartey rehna hoga.
Ravi-Yo.. College is best place to chill..
Ab main aage badhke driver seat par baitha Rahul se remote liya car kaa and on ki holy fuck bhenchod kya mast awaaj se suru hui gaadi.. Ekdum insane.. Ravi baitha aage Abeer Mangal or Ami baithey piche... Seat bhi ekdum comfortable thi mereko chot lagi thi lekin pata nahi chal raha tha still.. Maine ghumai lawn mein.. Waah bhenchod waah.. Jehar katai jehar..
Main bahaar nikala or seedha road par douda di gaadi..
Abeer-What the fuck bhenchod ye toh rocket hai..
Main-0 to 100 Jaane mein 4 seconds bhi na lagtey isko..
Sam-Seriously??
Ravi-Bhenchod fir toh insane he hai ye....
Ami-This shit is quick..
Main-Indeed it is..
Khair test drive k baad humlog waapis ghar aaye.. Raat bahot hogayi thi toh sab apne - 2rooms mein jaake so gaye.. Subah college bhi Jaana tha.. I miss college.. Wahaan alag he level ki hype hogi bhenchod..
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