Update-28 (I Am What I Am)
Lekin Meri Sahi chalti Hui life tab dagmaga gayi jab Maine Canteen mein kadam rakha or Meri najar sidhe ek table par gayi or wahi k wahin rukk gayi or Mera Mann khudse he bol padda...
Zindgi Ka Har Zakham Uski Mehrbani Hai;
Meri Zindgi To Ek Adhuri Kahani Hai;
Mita Deta Har Dard Ko Magar;
Ye Dard Hi To Uski Aakhri Nishani Hai!
Mere just Saamne Riya baithi thi usne mujhe dekha Maine usse or humaari aankhein ek dusre se milli orr kuch derr k liye wahin k wahin rukk gayi Maine uski aankhon mein dekha she was alone , stressed ,Happy ,still bright and Non Caring and you know mujhe ye Sab Kaise pata hai because I know her that well...Uski aankhon mein almost mujhe dekh k aanshu aagaye they lekin humaari najrein nahi hatti or tab mere aankhon k aage ekdum se humaari Puri relationship flashback mein chalne lagi fast forward mode mein...
There was A time I loved her..
Or jaise he flashback khatam hua Maine apni aankhon ko wahaan se hattney kaa hukkam Diya aisa he Riya ne Kiya maybe woh Bhi past ki journey Kar aai thi uske baad woh ektak niche table par dekhne lagi...tight yellow Salwaar suit mein woh pehle se bhi jyaada cute lag rahi thi I admit that but dikkat ye thi ki mujhe ab ghanta farak nahi padta tha...
Sam-Beijjati naa karwaa chup chaap seedha guffa mein chal...
Main-Lawda Mera I dont care Aaram se chall...
Humlog guffa mein aagaye andar ..main caahe kuch Bhi kehlun but mere dil k kissi Kone mein Riya abhi bhi shaamil thi but dikkat ye thi ki mujhe uss Kone se ab koi waasta nahi tha bc firse romance waali line nahi pakadni hai Kon itani mehnat Kare Kon iss dil ko manaae woh Sab firse karne k liye naa Ji naa hum adultery waale Hain yahin rehneydo...
Main-Jokes apart Riya pehle se Bhi jyaada hot hogayi hai...
Sam-Hahahahha bhag be lawde...
Ravi- Aashiq jaaga Kya be..?
Main-Aji lawda Mera ...itana chutiya samjhaa hai Kya ek baar chhod Diya Jo chhod Diya doobara uss taraf nahi jaata main..bhosdko tumhe toh maalum he hai...main toh generally bataa Raha Hun ki woh kaafi hot hogayi hai...
Laxman- Yahi hai Kya woh Bhai...?
Ravi-Haan yellow waali...
Laxman- Chalo mulaakat hogayi aapki ...
Main-Hogayi...Bc mujhe 85% ladkiyon k naam yaad nahi rehtey jinke sath main soya Hun but iska toh mujhe nail polish Bhi yaad rehta hai...
Ravi -hahahah matlab you still have feelings for her...?
Main-Offcourse natural Hai Bhai itani pataaka ladki k liye feeling toh hongi he but don't worry we are not getting back together...woh feelings naa Hain...
Ravi-Good for you Warna fir lawde lagenge...
Humlog ne cigarette or coffee pee bahaar aae tabtak Riya jaachuki thi or Bahaar aatey he mera phone Baja Jo Jiya kaa tha...
Main-Wassup J....?
Jiya-All good kahaan ho...?
Main-college ...
Jiya- class mein yaa free ho.,.?
Main-Free...Kya hua...?
Jiya- Main yahaan bahaar aai Hun woh shops k waastey idhar time lagega tumlog aajaaao idhar bore hori main...
Main-Aata Hun...
Humlog bahaar gaye to wahaan Jiya k alaawa 4-5 hawaldaar Bhi they...or Lucky and gang Bhi ...uske alaawa kaafi students or Bhi they Jo lucky k supporters they yaa president k supporters...I don't know...
Main- Wassup...
Jiya-All good Work going fine...
College k gate k saamne 3-4 dukaan Hain Uske alaawa 1 cafe , Restaurant or juice parlor wagairah Hain unmein se kuch par Tambaakhu related products sell kartey Hain wahi bandh karwaane aai Thi Jiya...
Main-Ajay nahi aaya...?
Jiya-Wohlog Kissi Ko arrest karne gaye Hain toh main free thi isliye aagayi..
Ashish-abe tumlog ko aaj Bhi bahaar nikaala madam ne...
Main-Nikaala nahi khud nikale hum bhosdk dekha nahi...Kya chutiya dimag Leke paida hua tha bc tu...
Ashish- Kya Lady Policie k aage gaaliyan dera hai sharam naa aati..
Jiya-I don't mind humaara chalta rehta hai AP continue Karo...
Main-ab bol bc or khaaega ..
Ashish-Nope Pait bharr gaya...
Ashish- Aajkal kiska game bajaane ki planning Kar Raha hai..
Main-Kissi kaa Bhi nahi lode Hitman samjha hai Kya mujhe ...haan agar koi villain aaya toh Uska jarur bajaa dunga ....
Jiya-Ye Sab teko killer samjh baithey ...
Main-Chutiya log yaar ..
Aise he time pass mein aajka din nikala or aise he next 2 din orrr nikal Gaye hum jaan bujh kar Nicki mam ki class mein late hotey or woh humein bahaar nikaal deti full gusse mein...main enjoy Kar raha tha ye Sab bc kyunki ek baar bakchodi suru Hui toh ye sab naa millne waala ...or abtak John bhi koi bakchodi Nahi Kar Raha tha bc mujhe toh ye samjh naa aaraha tha ki woh Aisa Kar Kya Raha hai...
Next day Bhi Subah humaara Yahi plan tha ki Class mein late jaaenge college hum time se pehle he aagaye they canteen ki taraf jaa he rahe they ki ek peon mere pass aaya ...
Peon-AP beta Principal Sir ne bulaaya hai tumhe abhi...
Main-Abhi...?Aisa Kya hua...?
Peon-woh nahi maalum beta ..
Main-Ok let's go...
Main Sidha Principal k cabin mein gaya wahaan woh akela baitha koi documents read Kar Raha tha ...
Prin- AP please have a seat,..
Main-Thanks Sir...
Prin-So coming to the point I guess 5-6 din hogaye tumhe college aatey hue right..?
Main-Yess sir...
Prin-Oe classes kitani lagaai iss bich tumne...?
Main-.w.w.woh Sir...
Princ-Letme tell you 0....I told you AP tumpar najar rakhunga main...
Main-woh toh sir...
Princ-No no no main koi high school teacher nahi Hun AP Jo tum bahaane banaaoge ...tum rojj college aatey ho yahaan ghumtey ho 70% time Canteen mein spend kartey ho baaki 30% ghumtey hue waste kartey ho jab Mann karta hai bahaar challe jaatey ho even tumne I-card nahi liya abtak ...Maine kahaa tha tumhe insabka khass dhyaan rakhna hai as a sincere student rehna hai toh raho Warna I will rusticate you from the college...
Main-Wait a minute don't turn this around on me no.1 Maine abtak college mein kuch bhi nahi Kiya hai so I am still a sincere student ...rahi baat I card ki toh mujhe abtak inform nahi Kiya Gaya hai ki Woh bana yaa nahi bana..
Princ-Woh khud jaake pata karna padta hai...
Main- I paid 2 million rupees as fees for this college woh Maine I-card k liye chakkar kaatne ko nahi diye Hain...
Princ-Padhne k liye Diya Hain I know but padh bhi toh nahi rahe tum class mein tab jaatey ho jab already half class khatam hochuuki hoti hai then tumhe entry nahi milti uske baad tum class ki taraf dekhtey bhi nahi tumhaare friends bahaar see aakar k yahaan ladaai kartey Hain...
Main-Kon friends...
Princ-I don't know you tell me jiss ladki ne ussdin library k saamne ladaai ki thi...even tumhe bhi maara usne ..
Main-She was not with me woh police waalon k sath thi...
Princ-Lekin us time woh tumhaare sath thi...But the point here is classes kyun nahi lagaatey tum...
Main- I don't need classes to pass the exams I can do that on my own...
Princ-Toh fir admission kyun liya Distance education se he karletey college aane ki jarurat he naa hoti...
Main-I love the atmosphere here...
Princ-Stop playing with me AP ...I know tum sochrahe hoge ki main ye isliye Kar Raha Hun ki main opposition k leader kaa dad Hun but no no AP main bachon k sath Rivalry nahi rakhta everyone is equal to me and even I know ki tum mujhe yahaan se nikalwaa shaktey ho but nikalwaaoge nahi kyunki itani aukaat hai nahi tumhaari I run this college now or ye mere rules k hissab se challega I don't want to know Kya reasons Hain but aage se mujhe tum class mein caahiye attendance agar Puri nahi Hui toh main exams se pehle he bahaar faink dunga tumhe ...
Bhen k lawde Teri maa chhod dunga aise Kaise bahaar faink dega ...bhosdk ganje sirr waale lawde jaisi shakal hai Bhenchod mujhe seekhaaega...
Prin-Do I made myself clear...?
Main-yep...
Prin-Then go to the class..
Main-Ok...
Ye bolke main khadda hua...
Princ-Ye gussa Mera kuch nahi bigaad paaega...
Main-LOL iss gusse ne bade badon ko naa chhoda sir don't try to play with me because you will lose..
.I get that college related cheeejon k liye bolo daant bhi lagaao lekin do not try to get personal kyunki agar main personal hogaya toh fir dikkat hojaaegi...don't think I am changed now I am the same AP I used to be isliye Principal ho Principal banke raho ...don't try to be on my other side because I have done some terrible things there things you can't even imagine so I request you sir do not mess with that side of mine it's bad very very bad...Just listen this about me ..
Bbhosdko official dialogue aaraha hai taaliyaan bajni caahiye Reviews mein...
Main-Just Remember this Sir
" I Am The Best At Being The Worst"...
Continued.....
AP Bhai 
