Update-3 (Feeling Awesome With Mangal ,Deva ,Abeer and 36 others)
Anjali-Abeer Tere sath he rehta tha rehab mein...
Abeer-nahi allowed nahi tha sath rehna start k 5-6 months kyunki iski situation critical thi toh sath mein allowed nahi tha toh mujhe daily 1.5 hour isase Milne ki permission thi woh bhi iski cell k mirror gate k dusri taraf se lekin fir 2-3 months rehab mein iske sath he raha main then fir bahaar aaye 1 saal tab toh fir ek he ghar mein rehtey they bus ye daily training k liye waapis rehab centre jaata tha ....
Mangal-matlab kull milaake iski bahot buri haalat thi...
Abeer-puch matt be start mein 3-4 months jab main millne jaata toh aadhi baar toh mujhe he nahi pehchanta tha aise he khoon se latpath padda rehta tha ye .. as nose or munh se continuously khoon behta tha iske...
Mangal-ooohhh!
Main-abe khaana khaatey time toh matt yaad dilwaa bhai...
Babhi-Seriously Mangal ...Ab koi iss topic par baat nahi karega...
Mangal-Sorry Bhabhi...
Uske baad unhone merese or kai saare qsns kiye jinke jawaab mere pass taiyaar they wahaan k baare mein thoda saa bataaya kaafi kuch chupaayaa kyunki Sab kuch bataane laayak nahi hota....Humlog subah k 2 baje takk mere baare mein he baat kartey rahe literally kissi ko nind nahi aai kyunki unki curiosity itani thi mere baare mein jaanane ki ...wohlog suntey rahe main kuch sach kuch juth bataata gaya or at last jab sabne ek ek qsn puch liya tha tab unhone mujhe chhoda Anjali and team Haweli par he sogaye they as subah honeko thi...
Main apne room mein aaya Jo meenu ne abhi clean karwaaya tha BC iss room ko dekhne ko aankhein tadap gayi thi wahi bed wai bathroom Sab ka Sab wahi main nahaaya Kapde change kiye or fir bed par gir padda or literally 1minute k Andar mereko nind aagayi gajab ki nind aai Jo subah 10 baje jaake khulli....
Main-are bhenchod kya nind aai hai...phakk BC...
Main fresh hua or fir kal raat waali ghatnaon ko sochne laga BC ek sapna saa lag raha tha woh lekin ek ajeeb se khussi mere mann mein chaai thi ki main waapis aagaya tha...
Main niche aaya toh wahaan Sam Ravi Mangal or babhi kuch baatein kar rahe they hall mein bhai abhi abhi apne room se bahaar aae they shayad kahin jaa rahe they woh....
Main-Supp...
Babhi-uthgaya mera betu....
Main-yo....
Mangal-USa waale bhaisahaab aagaye hain...
Main-tera munh fod dena hai Maine ....
Meenu-coffee ...
Main-naah....
Bhai-acha hua tu uthgaya mujhe laga tha bina mille nikalna padega ...
Main-koi kaam tha kya...
Bhai-haan aa baith... Abeer ....
Abeer-ji bhai...
Bhai-tu bhi aaja...
Hum Sab waapis baithgaye ...
Bhai-tumlog ko nahi maalum hoga lekin humlog chunaav .....
Main-i know everything bhai yahaan aane se pehle puri research ki hai...
Bhai-everything?..
Main-suno..1.5 saal mein North India ki 8 states mein assembly elections hue sabse pehle hue Haryana ,Gujarat , Rajasthan and Uttarakhand mein ...Haryana mein 90 mein se 70 seats humaari party ne jeeti or Sarkaar banaai...Gujarat mein total 182 mein se 130 seats humaari hui humne wahaan bhi Sarkaar banai...Rajasthan ki total 200 seats mein se 120 humaari hui humne wahaan bhi Sarkaar banaai .....Uttarakhand mein humein 70 mein se 20 seats he milli so humein haar kaa saamna karna padda Jo koi baddi baat nahi hai...in elections k 6 months baad Uttar Pradesh, and Delhi mein Assembly k elections hue UP ki total 403 mein se humein milli 180 seats Jo sarkar banaane k liye kaafi nahi thi isliye humne wahaan ki ek or party se samjhotta kiya or usko apne sath joddliya jinko milli thi 80 seats toh humaari total hogayi 260 seats toh wahaan bhi apni he Sarkaar banni...Delhi ki 70 seats mein se 55 humaari hui so Delhi bhi humaari hui...and abhi 1 months pehle Himachal Pradesh or Punjab mein bhi elections hue Punjab mein humein 117 mein se 77 seats milli as a result yahaan bhi humne Sarkaar banaai Himachal Pradesh mein humein 68 mein se keval 22 seats he milli so yahaan humein haar kaa saamna karna padda...Frankly speaking humne pure north India ko Aajaadi dilwaadi hai or aaplog unhe sudhaarne mein lage ho Jo bahot achi baat hai...
Ye Sab sunke sabne mere munh ki taraf dekha ...
Main-come on yaar coma mein nahi tha main...
Deva-gajab or tujhe pata hai ye Sab Kaise hua...
Main-ek main reason toh ye hai ki humne north India ko surendra se bachaaya jisase humaari reputation pure north India mein fail gayi no. 2 aap sabka hard work hai aapne Jo kiya hai north India k liye woh koi nahi karta log dusron se jyaada aap par vishwaash kartey hain....
Deva-or ek main reason tha tu tune Jo Jo kiya tha naa yahaan jaane se pehle logg Tere debt mein hain abtak humaare kissi bhi neta se kahin jyaada fan following thi Teri uss time loggon ko mere alaawa ek cehra or millgaya tha trust karne ko tune unke liye kya kya saha ye vertigo and all loggon ko Sab pata hai isliye unki sympathy Tere sath thi...
Main-thanks men...lekin ek minute meri fan following thi ka kya Matlab hai ab nahi hai kya...
Deepika-u know AP loggon kaa ek asool hota hai caahe kissi ne unke liye kuch bhi kiya ho woh usse jabtak yaad rakhtey hain jabtak woh aage bhi unke liye woh karta rahe jaise ki ab tum gayab they toh log bhullne lage they tumhe...
Main-Not a big problem yaad dilwaane mein konsa jyaada time lagta hai...Aakhirkar yun he AP na kehtey log mereko....
Deepika- ye baat ...baitho Sab naastha karlo...
Hum Sab naastha karne lage...
Main-a Mangal woh meri 12th ki mark sheet kaa jugaad karwaaiyo...
Deva-mark sheet konsi....?
Main-are 12th ki mark sheet....
Deva-exam kab diya tu 12th k..?
Main-apun ko Jarurat thodi hai exams dene ki waise bhi main aaram se clear kar leta...ab mast Sam or Ravi waale college mein admsn lunga...
Deva- ab bich mein kaise admission lega tu woh bhi bina 12th clear kiye...?
Main-Kamaal kartey ho bhai Ab toh humlog college ko he ek saal piche karne ki position mein hain or aap Admission k liye rotey ho...
Deva-are media Waale nahi maanenge ...Misuse of power bolenge...
Main-woh unki problem hai men why would I care...
Deva-issi matter kaa bawaal banaadenge woh...
Main-wahi Toh kaam hai unka ....
Deva-tu 12th doobara karle....
Ye sun main bhayaanak chownka ...
Main-Say what...?
Deva-12th doobara karle...
Main-woh sun liya tha Maine ye mera shocking expression tha wait a minute ...12 doobara karle what the fuckkkk bol kya rele ho bhai aaj subah subah Thodi leli thi kya...
Deva-are aise he toh chalta hai humessa...
Main-main 21 saal kaa ladka 12th doobara karun woh bhi uss tuche se school mein jabki ye log college mein hain ...What the fuck mujhse toh imagine bhi nahi horaha ye Sab..
Deva-abe puri baat toh sun....aise kaise Mark Sheet banjaaegi bhai...
Main-woh aaplog socho
Babhi-chup hojaao dono...
Main-j baat babhi samjhaao toh sahi kya pagalon jaisi baatein kar rele hain bhai...
Babhi-i said dono chup...Suno Haryana Board mein Ye rule hai ki agar koi Student paper dene centre aane mein unable hai fir woh caahe bimar ho accident hogaya ho jail Mein ho yaa or koi problem ho toh board usse option deta hai ki board kaa ek worker uss bandey k ghar ,hospital yaa jail mein jaaega or uski nigrani mein woh student exam dega ...
Main-thats why I lobe you so much babhi....
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