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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

Part 3 kaa title kya hona caahiye?

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Update-255(The Big Bad News)




Uske baad Deva Bhai or Javed miyan ne bhaashan diya sabko pump kardiya ek dum rongtey khadey hogaye.. Belive me uss raat hum mein se koi nahi soya ek second bhi nahi, sab jaag rahe they kar kuch nahi rahe they bus soch mein they sab.. Kal bahot bada din tha literally pichle najaane kitane dinon se hum iske liye ready horahe they abtak harr musibat ka saamna datt kar kiya tha humne harr baar jeet humaari hui thi lekin agar Kal haar gaye toh woh puraani jeet koi matter nahi karti Kal hum sab k liye last day tha maano.. Sablog apne apne kone mein baithey they.. Ab mereko toh nind durr durr takk nahi aarahi thi issliye subah 4 baje he nahaa liya main or ready hua.. Dono deagles Lee silencers liye extra magazines Lee.. Dikkat ye thi ki mere pass bullet proof vest nahi thi kyunki main public k bich rehney waala Tha Khaas kar Stage par, logon ko Dikhna nahi caahiye kya horaha hai lekin mujhe itana yakeen toh tha ki John k aadmi caahe kitane he niche chale jaaein lekin Gun kaa use nahi karenge.. Agar woh log guns kaa use kartey toh aaja Atleast humaare 4-5 members uppar pohanch chuke hotey yaa nahi toh scene alag he hota..

Koshish yahi rahegi ki logon ko andaaja he nahi hone diya jaaye ki kya horaha hai.. Or main nikal he raha tha room se ki mera phone baja.. Private number bhenchod John maadarchod ye bhi nahi soya lagta hai..

John-Matlab tum bhi nahi soye aaj raat..

Main-Nahi actually main plan kar raha tha ki jab tu mere saamne aaega tab tereko kaise maarunga main..

John-Hahaha you can't find me AP...

Main-Ye woh Keh raha hai jissne mujhe face to face dekha bhi nahi hai..

John-Oh i have seen you face to face AP in broad Light I have seen you up close..

Main-Yeah keep telling yourself this I'll see you Soon RJ and I'll have some quality time with you..

John-Best of luck AP..

Main-Best of Luck RJ..

Continued..

Best of luck bhenchod board exams dene jaarahe hain humlog.. This is war time baby...

Main ready hoke niche aaya toh sablog coffee wagairaah pee rahe they..

Babhi-Tu abhi nikal raha hai..?

Main-Haan.. Listen aap or Meenu Mele mein nahi aarahe ho..

Babhi-Wait what??

Main-Haan.. Yahaan saare guards honge iss bich naa toh aap apne room se bahaar kadam rakhengi or naa he koi andar kadam rakhega bahaar shyaam kaka hain unko call karo jo caahiye woh deke jaaenge.. Unke alaawa CM ho yaa PM koi andar nahi aaega..

Babhi-Wait a minute.. Main kyun nahi aarahi hun??

Main-I can't risk it..

Babhi-Tumlog bhi toh jaarahe ho..

Main-Haan humaari majburi hai aapko ghar he rukkna hai... Aaj over hojaaega ye sab Kal chale Jaana caahe I don't care.. Aaj live dekho tv par..

Babhi-AP this is not fair..

Main-I don't have time babhi I said it and it's final.. Main aapki koi baat nahi taalta same aap karo..

Babhi-AP please.. I was waiting for this for forever.. Please.. Sab guards ko sath lejaaungi main caahe..

Main-Bhai ghurr kya rahe ho say something..

Babhi-Unse baat hogayi hai..

Main-You guys are crazy ye nahi hone waala no way..

Babhi-Please..

Main-Hell No..

Babhi - AP please listen to me you know I am crazy for this Mela from childhood.. You know that I need to go...

Main-Fine.. Babhi you are so stubborn.. Jack tu team chhod guards k sath babhi k pass rahega koi pair chhune takk pass nahi aana caahiye..

Jack-Ji boss..

Babhi-Thank-you..

Ye bol babhi ne mereko hug kiya.. Actually babhi kaa wahan Jaana galat tha lekin security ki guarantee toh main yahaan bhi nahi de shakta tha or uppar se babhi maananey waali thi nahi chuppkar pohanch jaaengi..

Babhi-Yele coffee..

Main-Naa mereko nikalna hai Abeer tu bhi jaldi pohanch first team then second team nikalo apne apne area k police waalon se millo unka scene jaanlo..

Abeer-OK boss..

Main Bahaar aaya Maserati ready thi my war Vehicle.. Main gaadi mein baitha or nikal gaya or 5 baje main location par pohanch gaya toh wahaan k shopkeeper stall owners, rides bhi thi kaafi saari ferris wheel tha bhenchod ek toh bahot bada ferris wheel bole toh bada saa chakkar hota hai jo ghumta hai log baithtey hain usme.. Uske alaawa kaafi games or rides thi.. Stage almost ready tha fully decorated.. Chairs wagairaah or uppar se tent lag gaya tha baaki khadey hone ki jagah alag se thi.. Gaadiyaan allowed nahi thi andar lekin main andar challa raha tha kyunki bc main paidal challunga toh jaldi thakk jaaunga meri ribs injury ki wajah se.. Issliye main gaadi mein he ghum raha tha Pure ground mein.. Actually 6 acres mein tha ye sab.. Lekin main part 3 - 3.5 acre mein he tha.. 4 gates they in and out.. Side mein ek management building bhi thi Ground k andar he jahaan se cctvs wagairaah control hone waale they... 7 baje takk main wahin ghum raha tha tab aaya mere pass Chang kaa call...

Chang-Boss 2 had news bahot badi badi woh bhi..

Main-Kya???

Chang-1st Annsar kaa pata chal gaya hai.. Woh HOD (Hounds Of Death) Kaa ex Hitman hai..

Ye sun maine gaadi ki break maari turant.. HOD yaad hai?? Death Contracts kaa jo sabse bada Group hai i mean Asia k sabse bade or khatarnaak trained killers hain usme ...Hitmans..Update 202 mein jaao for more information.. Basically HOD bahot badi film hai like bahot badi or usme bandey bhi bahot bhayaanak hotey hain..

Main-Hod mein what the fuck??? Maine aajtak nahi suna uskaa naam..

Chang-Kyunki woh HOD chhod chuka hai 10 saal pehle woh bhi..

Main-Oh my god no fucking way dude.. No way... Fuck me dude.. Chhoda yaa retire hua???

Chang-he left..

Ussne HOD chhoda matlab woh or bhi dangerous hai kyunnki yun he koi HOD nahi chhod shakta yaa toh aap retire hote hain yaa aapko maardiya jaata hai.. HOD chhodney k liye aapko koi toh bahot bada kand karna hota hai jo bahot khatarnaak hoga for sure.. Like kissi desh k President, PM wagairaah yaa koi bade VIP ko tapkaana yaa koi bade mafia gang ko khatam karna..

Main - Ok this is bad.. What's the second one..??

Chang-Hault ko League se protection mill gayi hai..

Main - What the fuck is happening bhenchod.. Ho kya raha hai.. Bhenchod majaak Banaa diya hai League or high command ne apna.. Kyun?? Kya logic hua isme..

Chang-League hates You or woh uske liye apne dushman ko bhi protection de shaktey hain..

Chang-Or Protection kissne di hai maalum??

Main-Kissne??

Chang--Adya... Aapki puraani dost..

Main-Oh my god.. Oh My fucking God.. Are you serious??

Chang-Yep.. Bhai League is Not a joke you know that right??

Main-Haan bc I know League waale kon hain.. Hault ko hold par rakhtey hain.. Kitani lambi protection di hai?? Uske baad thok denge...

Chang-Lifelong.

Main-No fucking way Adya uss chutiye k liye itana time waste karegi khudka or apne Bandon kaa.. Na naa I can't believe this..

Chang--Nahi karegi woh Actually woh millna chaahti hai aapse badle mein koi deal de shakti hai...

Main - Fuck that main nahi Millne waala gand marwaae Hault chuppa rehney de kabtak chuppa rahega.. Kabhi toh millega even 1.0 ko millega toh bhi gaya woh..

Chang-Hmm..

Main-Tu ye bata Annsar kaa koi photo bio kuch??

Chang-Kuch jyaada nahi lekin Norman k close logon mein se ek tha woh..

Main-Matlab gand faad dega woh..

Norman Bones actually HOD kaa leader hai or Kehtey hain, naa keval Asia balki world k top 3 Hitmans mein aata hai woh.. Woh bhi lagaataar kaafi saalon se like pichle 20+ saalon se.. Contunuesly.. Uske baap ne HOD banaaya tha.. Woh bandey ko aise maarta hai ki marrne k baad bhi pata nahi chalta ki kaise Marra banda.. He is Clean AF.. He is deadly..

So basically mereko 10 minutes mein bahot gand faad bad news mill gayi thi jo bahot buri baat thi.. Ab karna ye tha ki mereko pehle John kaa plan fail karna tha usko tapkaana tha then mera pura dhyaan Anssar par lagaana tha or tab he jaaunga main yahaan se..

Main gaadi se uttara or sutta maarne laga.. Abeer wagairaah aagaye they.. Log bhi ikka dukka aane lage they checking suru hogayi thi.. Brace yourself everyone we are almost there..

Continued..
This is INSANE update ,,, Hault knows very well league hates AP and ab vo Jaan kr ayega samne and bhidega With bad Attitude
And the BAD ANNSAR bcz ISS vkt haalat kharab hai AP ki ribs ki if abhi one 2one hogyi ANNSAR se to it kind Bad of AP
Waiting for fight AP 316
 

Black water

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Marvelous update bhai
 

Loveyou143

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Maa ki aankh

Sala jhatka pe jhatka

Is update ke 90% logon ke baremain nahi jante but jis hisab se AP ki gaand phati hai us se toh yehi lagta hai ki woh log bahut badi machli hai.

Lagtahai complete 2.0 aane wala hai.
Waiting for next big update bhai.
 
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aka3829

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Gajab bhai kya khatarnaak update diya he. Lekin ye adya kaun he kya ye bhi Flashback me ayegi.insab bad news me sayad ek achhi news ye he ki usane HOD chhod diya he. Aur use unse koi help nahi milegi.
Waiting 4 next update
 
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Update-255(The Big Bad News)




Uske baad Deva Bhai or Javed miyan ne bhaashan diya sabko pump kardiya ek dum rongtey khadey hogaye.. Belive me uss raat hum mein se koi nahi soya ek second bhi nahi, sab jaag rahe they kar kuch nahi rahe they bus soch mein they sab.. Kal bahot bada din tha literally pichle najaane kitane dinon se hum iske liye ready horahe they abtak harr musibat ka saamna datt kar kiya tha humne harr baar jeet humaari hui thi lekin agar Kal haar gaye toh woh puraani jeet koi matter nahi karti Kal hum sab k liye last day tha maano.. Sablog apne apne kone mein baithey they.. Ab mereko toh nind durr durr takk nahi aarahi thi issliye subah 4 baje he nahaa liya main or ready hua.. Dono deagles Lee silencers liye extra magazines Lee.. Dikkat ye thi ki mere pass bullet proof vest nahi thi kyunki main public k bich rehney waala Tha Khaas kar Stage par, logon ko Dikhna nahi caahiye kya horaha hai lekin mujhe itana yakeen toh tha ki John k aadmi caahe kitane he niche chale jaaein lekin Gun kaa use nahi karenge.. Agar woh log guns kaa use kartey toh aaja Atleast humaare 4-5 members uppar pohanch chuke hotey yaa nahi toh scene alag he hota..

Koshish yahi rahegi ki logon ko andaaja he nahi hone diya jaaye ki kya horaha hai.. Or main nikal he raha tha room se ki mera phone baja.. Private number bhenchod John maadarchod ye bhi nahi soya lagta hai..

John-Matlab tum bhi nahi soye aaj raat..

Main-Nahi actually main plan kar raha tha ki jab tu mere saamne aaega tab tereko kaise maarunga main..

John-Hahaha you can't find me AP...

Main-Ye woh Keh raha hai jissne mujhe face to face dekha bhi nahi hai..

John-Oh i have seen you face to face AP in broad Light I have seen you up close..

Main-Yeah keep telling yourself this I'll see you Soon RJ and I'll have some quality time with you..

John-Best of luck AP..

Main-Best of Luck RJ..

Continued..

Best of luck bhenchod board exams dene jaarahe hain humlog.. This is war time baby...

Main ready hoke niche aaya toh sablog coffee wagairaah pee rahe they..

Babhi-Tu abhi nikal raha hai..?

Main-Haan.. Listen aap or Meenu Mele mein nahi aarahe ho..

Babhi-Wait what??

Main-Haan.. Yahaan saare guards honge iss bich naa toh aap apne room se bahaar kadam rakhengi or naa he koi andar kadam rakhega bahaar shyaam kaka hain unko call karo jo caahiye woh deke jaaenge.. Unke alaawa CM ho yaa PM koi andar nahi aaega..

Babhi-Wait a minute.. Main kyun nahi aarahi hun??

Main-I can't risk it..

Babhi-Tumlog bhi toh jaarahe ho..

Main-Haan humaari majburi hai aapko ghar he rukkna hai... Aaj over hojaaega ye sab Kal chale Jaana caahe I don't care.. Aaj live dekho tv par..

Babhi-AP this is not fair..

Main-I don't have time babhi I said it and it's final.. Main aapki koi baat nahi taalta same aap karo..

Babhi-AP please.. I was waiting for this for forever.. Please.. Sab guards ko sath lejaaungi main caahe..

Main-Bhai ghurr kya rahe ho say something..

Babhi-Unse baat hogayi hai..

Main-You guys are crazy ye nahi hone waala no way..

Babhi-Please..

Main-Hell No..

Babhi - AP please listen to me you know I am crazy for this Mela from childhood.. You know that I need to go...

Main-Fine.. Babhi you are so stubborn.. Jack tu team chhod guards k sath babhi k pass rahega koi pair chhune takk pass nahi aana caahiye..

Jack-Ji boss..

Babhi-Thank-you..

Ye bol babhi ne mereko hug kiya.. Actually babhi kaa wahan Jaana galat tha lekin security ki guarantee toh main yahaan bhi nahi de shakta tha or uppar se babhi maananey waali thi nahi chuppkar pohanch jaaengi..

Babhi-Yele coffee..

Main-Naa mereko nikalna hai Abeer tu bhi jaldi pohanch first team then second team nikalo apne apne area k police waalon se millo unka scene jaanlo..

Abeer-OK boss..

Main Bahaar aaya Maserati ready thi my war Vehicle.. Main gaadi mein baitha or nikal gaya or 5 baje main location par pohanch gaya toh wahaan k shopkeeper stall owners, rides bhi thi kaafi saari ferris wheel tha bhenchod ek toh bahot bada ferris wheel bole toh bada saa chakkar hota hai jo ghumta hai log baithtey hain usme.. Uske alaawa kaafi games or rides thi.. Stage almost ready tha fully decorated.. Chairs wagairaah or uppar se tent lag gaya tha baaki khadey hone ki jagah alag se thi.. Gaadiyaan allowed nahi thi andar lekin main andar challa raha tha kyunki bc main paidal challunga toh jaldi thakk jaaunga meri ribs injury ki wajah se.. Issliye main gaadi mein he ghum raha tha Pure ground mein.. Actually 6 acres mein tha ye sab.. Lekin main part 3 - 3.5 acre mein he tha.. 4 gates they in and out.. Side mein ek management building bhi thi Ground k andar he jahaan se cctvs wagairaah control hone waale they... 7 baje takk main wahin ghum raha tha tab aaya mere pass Chang kaa call...

Chang-Boss 2 had news bahot badi badi woh bhi..

Main-Kya???

Chang-1st Annsar kaa pata chal gaya hai.. Woh HOD (Hounds Of Death) Kaa ex Hitman hai..

Ye sun maine gaadi ki break maari turant.. HOD yaad hai?? Death Contracts kaa jo sabse bada Group hai i mean Asia k sabse bade or khatarnaak trained killers hain usme ...Hitmans..Update 202 mein jaao for more information.. Basically HOD bahot badi film hai like bahot badi or usme bandey bhi bahot bhayaanak hotey hain..

Main-Hod mein what the fuck??? Maine aajtak nahi suna uskaa naam..

Chang-Kyunki woh HOD chhod chuka hai 10 saal pehle woh bhi..

Main-Oh my god no fucking way dude.. No way... Fuck me dude.. Chhoda yaa retire hua???

Chang-he left..

Ussne HOD chhoda matlab woh or bhi dangerous hai kyunnki yun he koi HOD nahi chhod shakta yaa toh aap retire hote hain yaa aapko maardiya jaata hai.. HOD chhodney k liye aapko koi toh bahot bada kand karna hota hai jo bahot khatarnaak hoga for sure.. Like kissi desh k President, PM wagairaah yaa koi bade VIP ko tapkaana yaa koi bade mafia gang ko khatam karna..

Main - Ok this is bad.. What's the second one..??

Chang-Hault ko League se protection mill gayi hai..

Main - What the fuck is happening bhenchod.. Ho kya raha hai.. Bhenchod majaak Banaa diya hai League or high command ne apna.. Kyun?? Kya logic hua isme..

Chang-League hates You or woh uske liye apne dushman ko bhi protection de shaktey hain..

Chang-Or Protection kissne di hai maalum??

Main-Kissne??

Chang--Adya... Aapki puraani dost..

Main-Oh my god.. Oh My fucking God.. Are you serious??

Chang-Yep.. Bhai League is Not a joke you know that right??

Main-Haan bc I know League waale kon hain.. Hault ko hold par rakhtey hain.. Kitani lambi protection di hai?? Uske baad thok denge...

Chang-Lifelong.

Main-No fucking way Adya uss chutiye k liye itana time waste karegi khudka or apne Bandon kaa.. Na naa I can't believe this..

Chang--Nahi karegi woh Actually woh millna chaahti hai aapse badle mein koi deal de shakti hai...

Main - Fuck that main nahi Millne waala gand marwaae Hault chuppa rehney de kabtak chuppa rahega.. Kabhi toh millega even 1.0 ko millega toh bhi gaya woh..

Chang-Hmm..

Main-Tu ye bata Annsar kaa koi photo bio kuch??

Chang-Kuch jyaada nahi lekin Norman k close logon mein se ek tha woh..

Main-Matlab gand faad dega woh..

Norman Bones actually HOD kaa leader hai or Kehtey hain, naa keval Asia balki world k top 3 Hitmans mein aata hai woh.. Woh bhi lagaataar kaafi saalon se like pichle 20+ saalon se.. Contunuesly.. Uske baap ne HOD banaaya tha.. Woh bandey ko aise maarta hai ki marrne k baad bhi pata nahi chalta ki kaise Marra banda.. He is Clean AF.. He is deadly..

So basically mereko 10 minutes mein bahot gand faad bad news mill gayi thi jo bahot buri baat thi.. Ab karna ye tha ki mereko pehle John kaa plan fail karna tha usko tapkaana tha then mera pura dhyaan Anssar par lagaana tha or tab he jaaunga main yahaan se..

Main gaadi se uttara or sutta maarne laga.. Abeer wagairaah aagaye they.. Log bhi ikka dukka aane lage they checking suru hogayi thi.. Brace yourself everyone we are almost there..

Continued..
Chang saala manhus khabar leke aaya is bar lekin sahi into bhi degya hod k bare mai.. Ab to mele ka Wait hai
 
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John Cena

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lo g aik musibaat khatam nhi hoi dosri a gai agar AP jhon ko mar bhi deta ha to ansar pori family ko marme ka bara plan karega jo boht riski ha mare khayal sa jhon or ansar dono aik sath tapkana better hoga or AP koi mysterious form bhi dikha do ab
 
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Genius

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Wtf bc meko pata tha kuch crazy rahega lakin ye to alag hi ho gaya bc matlab ab john side character ho gaya ansaar ke saamne nice dude nice sahi khel gaya bhai tu :redface:

Ab ansaar pahle nahi jayega rj jayega aur ansaar uska bhai hai like jo banda apane death contracts ke liye logon ko maarta tha wo bhai ke liye to pagla jayega for sure fir wo AP ke peeche aayega khatarnaak tareeke se ye scene bhi alag hi rahega bc


Sabse jaroori family protection hai bc casuallities nahi chahiye 1 percent bhi

Once again crazy update bada ghuma diya bhai

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AP bhai jabardast update h
Mere hisab se ab samay aa gya hai ki 1.0 ko 2.0 par se hold hata lena chahiye taki 2.0 full form me aa jaye aur ab ansar RJ se jyada danger ban kar ubhar raha hai.
Aur aaj tak aisa hua Hai kya,koi AP bidu ke samne nazar tak bhi utha sake arey HOD ho ya League sabki kahke lega ye mera AP.
Waiting for the next update
 
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