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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

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So scene ye tha ki saari teams apni apni position le chuki thi Abhi gang bhi aa chuki thi bhai dekho I know main Savage hun lekin maanana padega woh sab k sab bhenchod bhaari handsome lag rahe they stage par aag lagaa denge.. Anaa kaa toh pucho Matt bc durr se shining maar rahi thi mereko.. Log baag ghumne firne lage they location dekh rahe they Rides wagairaah shor Sharaaba suru hogaya tha jisme log busy horahe they bache apna alag swag mein ghum rahe they.. Function suru hone mein 1 ghanta baaki tha abhi toh lagaalo 2 ghantey they main act k liye or ab main lagne waala Tha bomb dhundane... Meri savagness dekho maine abhi takk bomb bhi naa dhunda tha or main side mein khadda hoke Sutta maar raha tha actually RJ smart tha ussne plant he nahi kiya yaa karwaaya tha abtak bomb. Karwaata toh dog squad yaa fir bomb squad dhund he letey usko.. . Yaani jo hoga live hoga.. Or mast baat bataaun main roukk lunga usko don't even worry..


Main ek side khadda Sutta peee raha tha ki kissi ne mereko piche se touch kiya main mudda toh bhenchod aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi Saamne Sunaina khaddi thi i know woh aane waali thi lekin bhenchod kya maal lag rahi thi woh traditional saree mein oh my fucking God.. Main Galle Milla usase..

Main-What the fuck are you doing here this quick?? Abhi toh 40 minutes or baaki hain..

Sunai-I know main tumlog se milne aagayi pehle where is Abeer and Ami??

Main-bulaata hun...

Maine Bluetooth kaa button press kiya or Bola..

Main-Abeer Ami idhar aao toh stall number 13 par iss Clown game k left mein...

Abeer - Yo on the way..

Sunai-So what's the plan??

Main-Pretty much everything is happening live bus roukkana hai usko I know all the details..

Sunai-This is great then..

Abeer-Sunaina?? Oh my god..

Sunai-Hey guys..

Ami-oh baby things are getting spicy my babes is here..

Sunai-Hii...

Wohlog kaa Milan hua..

Sunai-By the way I don't know Chang ne tumhe bataaaya yaa nahi but...

Main-Haan bataaya or meri fatt jaaegi ye sab khatam kartey kartey..

Abeer-Kya hua??

Main-First Annsar HOD kaa ex hitman hai..

Abeer-What the fuck?? Wait a minute Annsar yaani jo RJ ka bhai hai??

Main-Yess..

Ami - No way.. Really..?

Main-Second League ne Hault ko protection dedi hai..

Abeer-Oh my god... Matlab aage gand marrne waali hai.. Bhai kyun??

Sunai-Kyunki League waale hates AP very much..

Abeer-Ye bhi hai Arch nemesis he hai tu unka.. Dushman seedha - 2..

Main-Adya ne di hai protection...

Ami-OK hault ko bhool jaatey hain matlab.. Yahi kehna caah rahe ho tum.. Or apna Saara dhyaan Aaj or fir Annsar k uppar lagaaein..

Main-Yes...

Ami-Or ye abhi bataa rahe ho tum..

Main-main disturb nahi karna caahta tha re aaj tumhe focus karo.. Chalo jaao Sunaina se baad mein mill lena.. Main stage ki side jaaraha Sunaina darling mille bina Jaana Nahi..

Sunai-Yep..


Main wahan se aaya stage ki taraf toh seedha sunlo bhidulog main nervous tha thoda bahot.. Issliye nahi ki main fail hua toh yelog marrenge.. Nahi mereko farak nahi padta tha hum caahein toh vips ko aane he naa dein normal log Marr jaaenge I don't give a fuck.. Lekin baat yahaan ab bahot aage chali gayi hai john ki team ek dum se bahot uppar chali gayi hai unhe chance nahi de shakta main or uppar se meri puri family yahaan mojjud hai.. Or uppar se bhenchod mere pass mera pura dimag nahi hai... Annsar agar yahaan hai toh bhi woh saamne nahi aaega 100% HOD waale shadows mein rehtey hain unki job he hoti hai to trick and fool people and they love to see destruction.. Or uske baad wohlog akele khelna passand kartey hain issliye woh nahi aaega aaj saamne agar yelog successful hue toh woh chup chaap nikal lega yahaan se agar ye log fail hue toh RJ kaa backup plan hoga woh baad k liye..

Main Stage par aaya wahaan Anaa thi..

Anaa-Hi AP.. Good Morning..

Main-Morning..

Anaa-Tum as a backup available hona??

Main-Haan kind of.. Mereko kuch kaam Hai actually kuch security issues hain unko dekhna hai mereko issliye mera Naam lena he nahi..

Anaa-Sure sab theek toh hai??

Main-Yeah yeah all good.. Bus same old stuff...

Anaa-Abhi Or Sneha Opening karenge uske baad Ashish or Arushi.. Then aaj ki closing mujhe karni hai or Kal half day main akeli he hun..

Main-You got this i trust you..

Anaa-I am Nervous..

Main-Don't be.. You'll be fine.. Just take deep breaths..

Anaa-I am trying..

Main - I'll be back..

Ye bol Main stage se niche aaya bhai aagaye they unko briefing di kya situation hai Snipers on point they teams apni - 2 location par thi.. Function suru hone he waala Tha vips aane lage they.. Budhau log kaa performance 3rd tha toh time kam he tha mere pass.. Main abhi Mele k bich mein khadda tha or itane sound mein mujhe bc kuch sujh bhi nahi raha tha boys i am really nervous now.. This is getting stupid mujhe nahi laga tha itani bheed hogi..

Bhenchod aisa kahaan lagaaega bomb ki impact hojaae itana.. Aisa kya karega?? Bc.. Think think kahaan hai aisi jagah.. Oh My fucking God.. Oh God.. Ye kyun nahi socha maine fuck.. Suicide bombers.. Bhenchod wohlog khudko udaa lenge sabke sath.. Phsyco hain woh they don't give a fuck. Oh god no.. Fuck.. Plant kahin kiya nahi ab kahin kar nahi shaktey sab open mein Hai toh kya bacha yahi Suicide bombing.. Oh god no fucking way..


Main-(Bluetooth par) Guys guys guys.. Listen wohlog plant nahi karenge bomb wohlog khud he bomb honge... I mean they are fucking suicide bombers... 2 log honge unki walk se he pata chal jaaega ki unke uppar weight hai yaa fir shirt k niche awkward shape dikh jaaega.. fail jaao fail jaao jaldi turant 10 minutes hain humaare pass. Jaldi go fucking go..

Sab-OK boss....


Bahaar se koi body par bomb lagaake aa nahi shakta security hai puri toh wohlog andar he lagaaenge. Tents waalon ki checking Kal hogayi thi.. Toh bache management waale yaani ye saamne jo building hai jisme technical staff hai Pooja or Priyanka bhi hain..Police waale bhi hain jo cctvs dekh rahe hain or lost and found department bhi.. Matlab yahaan se fit karenge apne uppar or kya jagah ho shakti hai harr kone kopche mein police yaa hum hain.. Toh andar he honge woh dono.. Main Bhaaga ye basically 2 floor ki building thi or 10-12 rooms they isme..

Main Bhaaga andar ground floor k rooms open they sab yaa khaali they.. Issliye main 1st floor par aaya seedhiyon se.. Rooms check karne laga toh bc wahaan bhi sab rooms open ya clear he they. Lekin wahaan kaa washroom bandh tha maine gate par knock kiya toh mere piche ek Uncle bole..

Uncle-Beta bahot derr se bandh hai pata nahi kya horaha hai andar.. Main first floor waale mein jaake aaya hun wahin jaa aao aap bhi yahaan wait karna bekaar hai.. Security ko bulaa lo toh behtar hai..

Main-kitani derr se bandh hai..

Uncle - 15-20 minutes toh hogaye honge main niche jaake fresh hoke bhi aagaya..

Main-OK thanks.. Main karta hun kuch..

Ye bol woh uncle wahaan se chala gaya. Gate koi bada nahi tha tutt Jaane waala Tha issliye maine maare dhakke 2nd dhakke mein gate ki kundi tutt gayi or sapaat khul gaya music chaalu ho chuka tha toh kissi ko lawda awaaj nahi aai hogi kya hua.. Gate todtey he main andar ghussa toh andar toilet cabins or 3 private washrooms they jinmein se ek kaa gate bandh tha gate bilkul chota sa tha steel wagairaah kaa.. I don't give a fuck kon hai andar kon nahi maine uss gate ko itani bhayankar laat maari ki woh gate ki kundi tutti or woh gate andar mojjud shaks k thobdey par laga bhenchod woh piche deewar se takraaya.. Ye ek tha.. Kyunki gate lagtey he iske hath se ek remote girra... Chota saa... Woh fir jukhha uthane k liye maine ek or laat di woh deewar se chipak gaya or fir pakkad ke hath usko bahaar faink k maara or remote ko maari laat... Woh meri taraf aaya toh maine di ek or laat uske pait mein toh uss laat kaa half part hard part par laga jo 100% bomb tha.. Issliye maine uppar k hisse ko target kiya or woh seedha ho paata usase pehle maine uchal k ek kick di uske munh par jisase woh piche toilet ki seat se laga jaake.. Ab ussne nikaala chaaku aage badha lekin maine fir di last usko... Khelne kaa time nahi tha mere pass issliye jaise he woh doobara aage badha maine deagle nikaali or uske chest mein goliyaan daal di 2 silencer tha toh awaaj takk naa hui.. Or awaaj lawda hogi bahaar itana loud music chal raha tha ki kissi ko lawda kuch nahi sunaai dega.. Woh girra niche lekin Marra nahi...

Main-Dusara kahaan hai??? Jaldi boll bhosdk ambulance standby par hai bachaa lunga..

Aadmi-hahahaha... Ttttujhe lagta hai mereko farak padega agar Marra toh..

Haan bhenchod main bhi chutiya hun ye banda khudko udaane waala Tha lawda isse farak padega bachaane se..

Aadmi - Woh nikal gaya hai usse nahi dhund paaega tuuuuuj....

Main-Chup maadarchod.. Ye bol maine ek goli daagi uski khopdi mein...

Main-(BT par) Guys one down mereko bomb squad caahiye maintenance building k first floor k washroom mein ek maardiya hai bomb on nahi hua hai ek baaki hai... Search fast.


Ye bol maine washroom kaa tutta gate joda or bahaar aaya.. Dusara kahaan hai think AP think.. Think.. Do something...fast..ek second ek second bhenchod ye jo uncle aaya tha ussne bola ki woh niche jaake fresh hoke aaya lekin niche k floor par toh koi washroom hai he nahi maadarchod ye iska sathi tha or isko time dilwaaraha tha set karne k liye.. Fuck.. Main niche ki taraf Bhaaga or bhaagtey bhaagtey Bluetooth par bola...

Main-50 - 52 kaa uncle hai ek white plane kurta or niche blue formal pant pehni hai baal safed hain jaldi dhundo.. Time kam he baaki hai fast bhenchod fast..

Mere rongtey khadey hogaye they seedhiyon se niche uttartey time meri ribs ki double gand Marr gayi thi.. Bhenchod lekin rukkaney kaa time nahi tha... Main seedha bahaar aaya or vip section mein ghuss gaya.. Lekin yahaan koi tha nahi sablog baithey dikh rahe they mereko yahaan.. Maine najar ghumaai bhenchod bheed mein kuch naa dikha..dikha... Woh raha...


Woh banda bheed mein se ghussne ki koshish kar raha tha taaki piche se aaye toh bomb ka impact vips par toh paddey he sath sath bheed mein bhi log marein.. Main uske piche aaya kissi ko ghanta farak nahi tha bhenchod ki kya horaha sab saamne naach rahi aunties k sath naachne mein busy they.... Yahaan maar bhi nahi shakta tha isko.. Main just uske piche gaya or piche se uske dono hath uske armpits k niche se lejaake uski khopdi k piche daal liye.. Bhenchod hill takk nahi paaya.. Or usko ghasitane laga main piche ki taraf... Woh fad fadaaya lekin aise thodi chhod dunga bhosdk...isme bheed waale bole ab ek do... "k kare hai rai londey." k kardiya iss tau nai"...


Main-(chilaake) aage dekh teri Maa ki chut maadarchod..



Ye sun Woh aadmi itana jaldi aage ghuma maano ussne piche kabhi dekha he naa ho.. Main usko ghaseettey hue bahaar le aayaa bheed se.... woh naakhun maarta raha ladkiyon waali harkaton par aagaye they ab John k aadmi... Aise nahi chodunga beta isase hajaar gunna jyaada pain Saha hai.. Main usko ek side le aaya bilkul log dekh rahe they lekin koi piche nahi aaya.. Ek aadh aage aaye tab Anjali or uski team aagayi..

Main-Bheed ko side kar isko hataa... bhosdk durr hatt police..

Anjali-Piche.. Uncle piche... Durrr nikal.. Hath uppar or Bhaag jaa..


Ajay-Oye londey likad le jaldi.. Banduk hai yaa goli laag gi toh hugg bhi koni paaega..



Wohlog bheed mein lage or main usko bilkul ek tent k piche le aaya...

Aadmi - Bachega nahi tu tujhe kya lagta hai bachega, bilkul nahi.

Main-Dekhlenge.

Ye bol maine usse jhatke se faink k maara side mein or jaise he woh girra maine bina ek second waste kiye uski khopdi mein goli daag di.. Bhenchod chance toh dena he nahi hai kya pata kahaan se button press kar dey.

Main-(Bt par) Dono suspects down i think we are clear good job guuu....

Ek second ek second total 8 bandey they John or Annsar ko milaake.. 2 down yaani 6 bandey bache baaki 6 kahaan hain??... Suna nahi kal uss uncle ne kya kahaa tha Woh yahaan se nikalney ka intejaam kar rahe honge inka..

Kinka intejaam bhosdk ye suicide bombers they Inki bodies nikaalenge yahaan se?? Or John Annsar ko kissi ne dekha nahi hai toh woh toh kaise bhi nikal shaktey hain..

Holy fuck matlab baaki bhi yahin hain.. Fuck..

Continued...
Finally he got it wo bnda bhi wrong info deke gya isko.. Dimaag k bina yeh bhi chutia bn jata hai kabhi na kabhi
 
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aji gajab update BHAI SAHAB mja aa gya kya CHAOS dikhaya hai just awesome

LOG gye gaand marane :roflol:
like uss bande ne pucha toh kya mast gaali di AP ne sala aise scene pe hassi aati hai BC


kya shi scene rha just awesome bhai
AP ke mann mai yeh baat issliye nhi aai ki vo suicide bombing karenge kyunki usne filhaal uss UNCLE ki baate concentration mai rakhi thi ki baaki log baahar nikalne ki tyaari karenge aur jab suicide bombing ka bhanda futa toh AP ko sab kuch saaf aur crystal clear najar aaya BC

not a single chance ki RJ aur ANNSAR iss time MELE mai honge khastor par tab jab bomb ka time ho rha ho vo bass mast dur se dekhenge aur ANNSAR abhi na aayega iss baat pe thoda bahut sure hai AP

filhaal in 6 bando ko bhi thokna padega aur time ki jo BC level pe kammi hai uske kya kehne matlab main event (uncle log ka dance) kuch hi deir mai shuru ho jayega aur aisa nhi hai ki bomb ki timing alag hogi not a chance RJ ko sabse jyada log maarne hai toh event ki timing best hai uske liye jiska matlab saaf hai AP ke pass literally time ki kammi hai BC
aur RJ ka last mission hai yeh BC iske baad vo udd jayega aur milega nhi toh RJ bhi sabse jyada kaand karke jaana chahta hai well aisa ho payega AP ke hote possible na hai

stil AP is AP aur yeh toh bhsdk 2.0 hai aise hi na haar jayega vo dundh lega but kaise??? who knows BC

aur AP HAULT ko chor dega??? seriously yeh majaak hai AP ke kaam mai usse kissi trah ki adchan nhi chahiye hoti aur hoti hai toh vo clear karta hi hai usse koi pharak na padta ki adchan kya hai konsi hai vo sirf abhi BACK off kar rha hai baksh nhi rha hai vo HAULT ko kyunki vo LEAGUE ko jaanta hai aur kisse pta kissi deal ke chalte LEAGUE offer rakhe ki HAULT AP le le as milna chahti hai LEAGUE AP se (guess)
point is simple mere hissab se 1.0 bhi dekh lega LEAGUE ko hopefully (aisa kuch bola bhi tha AP ne pehle shayad)

BC agle update ka wait nhi ho rha bhai thodi dya aur karuna ka naam lekar update jaldi de dena ?

congratulations bhai for 2M views

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Gajab bhaai ek dum faadu update searched very fast but abhi 4 bande or hai bc or time yahaa bahot hi Kam time bachaa hai holy fucking shit...

Waiting for next dhamaakedaar update...
 

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So scene ye tha ki saari teams apni apni position le chuki thi Abhi gang bhi aa chuki thi bhai dekho I know main Savage hun lekin maanana padega woh sab k sab bhenchod bhaari handsome lag rahe they stage par aag lagaa denge.. Anaa kaa toh pucho Matt bc durr se shining maar rahi thi mereko.. Log baag ghumne firne lage they location dekh rahe they Rides wagairaah shor Sharaaba suru hogaya tha jisme log busy horahe they bache apna alag swag mein ghum rahe they.. Function suru hone mein 1 ghanta baaki tha abhi toh lagaalo 2 ghantey they main act k liye or ab main lagne waala Tha bomb dhundane... Meri savagness dekho maine abhi takk bomb bhi naa dhunda tha or main side mein khadda hoke Sutta maar raha tha actually RJ smart tha ussne plant he nahi kiya yaa karwaaya tha abtak bomb. Karwaata toh dog squad yaa fir bomb squad dhund he letey usko.. . Yaani jo hoga live hoga.. Or mast baat bataaun main roukk lunga usko don't even worry..


Main ek side khadda Sutta peee raha tha ki kissi ne mereko piche se touch kiya main mudda toh bhenchod aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi Saamne Sunaina khaddi thi i know woh aane waali thi lekin bhenchod kya maal lag rahi thi woh traditional saree mein oh my fucking God.. Main Galle Milla usase..

Main-What the fuck are you doing here this quick?? Abhi toh 40 minutes or baaki hain..

Sunai-I know main tumlog se milne aagayi pehle where is Abeer and Ami??

Main-bulaata hun...

Maine Bluetooth kaa button press kiya or Bola..

Main-Abeer Ami idhar aao toh stall number 13 par iss Clown game k left mein...

Abeer - Yo on the way..

Sunai-So what's the plan??

Main-Pretty much everything is happening live bus roukkana hai usko I know all the details..

Sunai-This is great then..

Abeer-Sunaina?? Oh my god..

Sunai-Hey guys..

Ami-oh baby things are getting spicy my babes is here..

Sunai-Hii...

Wohlog kaa Milan hua..

Sunai-By the way I don't know Chang ne tumhe bataaaya yaa nahi but...

Main-Haan bataaya or meri fatt jaaegi ye sab khatam kartey kartey..

Abeer-Kya hua??

Main-First Annsar HOD kaa ex hitman hai..

Abeer-What the fuck?? Wait a minute Annsar yaani jo RJ ka bhai hai??

Main-Yess..

Ami - No way.. Really..?

Main-Second League ne Hault ko protection dedi hai..

Abeer-Oh my god... Matlab aage gand marrne waali hai.. Bhai kyun??

Sunai-Kyunki League waale hates AP very much..

Abeer-Ye bhi hai Arch nemesis he hai tu unka.. Dushman seedha - 2..

Main-Adya ne di hai protection...

Ami-OK hault ko bhool jaatey hain matlab.. Yahi kehna caah rahe ho tum.. Or apna Saara dhyaan Aaj or fir Annsar k uppar lagaaein..

Main-Yes...

Ami-Or ye abhi bataa rahe ho tum..

Main-main disturb nahi karna caahta tha re aaj tumhe focus karo.. Chalo jaao Sunaina se baad mein mill lena.. Main stage ki side jaaraha Sunaina darling mille bina Jaana Nahi..

Sunai-Yep..


Main wahan se aaya stage ki taraf toh seedha sunlo bhidulog main nervous tha thoda bahot.. Issliye nahi ki main fail hua toh yelog marrenge.. Nahi mereko farak nahi padta tha hum caahein toh vips ko aane he naa dein normal log Marr jaaenge I don't give a fuck.. Lekin baat yahaan ab bahot aage chali gayi hai john ki team ek dum se bahot uppar chali gayi hai unhe chance nahi de shakta main or uppar se meri puri family yahaan mojjud hai.. Or uppar se bhenchod mere pass mera pura dimag nahi hai... Annsar agar yahaan hai toh bhi woh saamne nahi aaega 100% HOD waale shadows mein rehtey hain unki job he hoti hai to trick and fool people and they love to see destruction.. Or uske baad wohlog akele khelna passand kartey hain issliye woh nahi aaega aaj saamne agar yelog successful hue toh woh chup chaap nikal lega yahaan se agar ye log fail hue toh RJ kaa backup plan hoga woh baad k liye..

Main Stage par aaya wahaan Anaa thi..

Anaa-Hi AP.. Good Morning..

Main-Morning..

Anaa-Tum as a backup available hona??

Main-Haan kind of.. Mereko kuch kaam Hai actually kuch security issues hain unko dekhna hai mereko issliye mera Naam lena he nahi..

Anaa-Sure sab theek toh hai??

Main-Yeah yeah all good.. Bus same old stuff...

Anaa-Abhi Or Sneha Opening karenge uske baad Ashish or Arushi.. Then aaj ki closing mujhe karni hai or Kal half day main akeli he hun..

Main-You got this i trust you..

Anaa-I am Nervous..

Main-Don't be.. You'll be fine.. Just take deep breaths..

Anaa-I am trying..

Main - I'll be back..

Ye bol Main stage se niche aaya bhai aagaye they unko briefing di kya situation hai Snipers on point they teams apni - 2 location par thi.. Function suru hone he waala Tha vips aane lage they.. Budhau log kaa performance 3rd tha toh time kam he tha mere pass.. Main abhi Mele k bich mein khadda tha or itane sound mein mujhe bc kuch sujh bhi nahi raha tha boys i am really nervous now.. This is getting stupid mujhe nahi laga tha itani bheed hogi..

Bhenchod aisa kahaan lagaaega bomb ki impact hojaae itana.. Aisa kya karega?? Bc.. Think think kahaan hai aisi jagah.. Oh My fucking God.. Oh God.. Ye kyun nahi socha maine fuck.. Suicide bombers.. Bhenchod wohlog khudko udaa lenge sabke sath.. Phsyco hain woh they don't give a fuck. Oh god no.. Fuck.. Plant kahin kiya nahi ab kahin kar nahi shaktey sab open mein Hai toh kya bacha yahi Suicide bombing.. Oh god no fucking way..


Main-(Bluetooth par) Guys guys guys.. Listen wohlog plant nahi karenge bomb wohlog khud he bomb honge... I mean they are fucking suicide bombers... 2 log honge unki walk se he pata chal jaaega ki unke uppar weight hai yaa fir shirt k niche awkward shape dikh jaaega.. fail jaao fail jaao jaldi turant 10 minutes hain humaare pass. Jaldi go fucking go..

Sab-OK boss....


Bahaar se koi body par bomb lagaake aa nahi shakta security hai puri toh wohlog andar he lagaaenge. Tents waalon ki checking Kal hogayi thi.. Toh bache management waale yaani ye saamne jo building hai jisme technical staff hai Pooja or Priyanka bhi hain..Police waale bhi hain jo cctvs dekh rahe hain or lost and found department bhi.. Matlab yahaan se fit karenge apne uppar or kya jagah ho shakti hai harr kone kopche mein police yaa hum hain.. Toh andar he honge woh dono.. Main Bhaaga ye basically 2 floor ki building thi or 10-12 rooms they isme..

Main Bhaaga andar ground floor k rooms open they sab yaa khaali they.. Issliye main 1st floor par aaya seedhiyon se.. Rooms check karne laga toh bc wahaan bhi sab rooms open ya clear he they. Lekin wahaan kaa washroom bandh tha maine gate par knock kiya toh mere piche ek Uncle bole..

Uncle-Beta bahot derr se bandh hai pata nahi kya horaha hai andar.. Main first floor waale mein jaake aaya hun wahin jaa aao aap bhi yahaan wait karna bekaar hai.. Security ko bulaa lo toh behtar hai..

Main-kitani derr se bandh hai..

Uncle - 15-20 minutes toh hogaye honge main niche jaake fresh hoke bhi aagaya..

Main-OK thanks.. Main karta hun kuch..

Ye bol woh uncle wahaan se chala gaya. Gate koi bada nahi tha tutt Jaane waala Tha issliye maine maare dhakke 2nd dhakke mein gate ki kundi tutt gayi or sapaat khul gaya music chaalu ho chuka tha toh kissi ko lawda awaaj nahi aai hogi kya hua.. Gate todtey he main andar ghussa toh andar toilet cabins or 3 private washrooms they jinmein se ek kaa gate bandh tha gate bilkul chota sa tha steel wagairaah kaa.. I don't give a fuck kon hai andar kon nahi maine uss gate ko itani bhayankar laat maari ki woh gate ki kundi tutti or woh gate andar mojjud shaks k thobdey par laga bhenchod woh piche deewar se takraaya.. Ye ek tha.. Kyunki gate lagtey he iske hath se ek remote girra... Chota saa... Woh fir jukhha uthane k liye maine ek or laat di woh deewar se chipak gaya or fir pakkad ke hath usko bahaar faink k maara or remote ko maari laat... Woh meri taraf aaya toh maine di ek or laat uske pait mein toh uss laat kaa half part hard part par laga jo 100% bomb tha.. Issliye maine uppar k hisse ko target kiya or woh seedha ho paata usase pehle maine uchal k ek kick di uske munh par jisase woh piche toilet ki seat se laga jaake.. Ab ussne nikaala chaaku aage badha lekin maine fir di last usko... Khelne kaa time nahi tha mere pass issliye jaise he woh doobara aage badha maine deagle nikaali or uske chest mein goliyaan daal di 2 silencer tha toh awaaj takk naa hui.. Or awaaj lawda hogi bahaar itana loud music chal raha tha ki kissi ko lawda kuch nahi sunaai dega.. Woh girra niche lekin Marra nahi...

Main-Dusara kahaan hai??? Jaldi boll bhosdk ambulance standby par hai bachaa lunga..

Aadmi-hahahaha... Ttttujhe lagta hai mereko farak padega agar Marra toh..

Haan bhenchod main bhi chutiya hun ye banda khudko udaane waala Tha lawda isse farak padega bachaane se..

Aadmi - Woh nikal gaya hai usse nahi dhund paaega tuuuuuj....

Main-Chup maadarchod.. Ye bol maine ek goli daagi uski khopdi mein...

Main-(BT par) Guys one down mereko bomb squad caahiye maintenance building k first floor k washroom mein ek maardiya hai bomb on nahi hua hai ek baaki hai... Search fast.


Ye bol maine washroom kaa tutta gate joda or bahaar aaya.. Dusara kahaan hai think AP think.. Think.. Do something...fast..ek second ek second bhenchod ye jo uncle aaya tha ussne bola ki woh niche jaake fresh hoke aaya lekin niche k floor par toh koi washroom hai he nahi maadarchod ye iska sathi tha or isko time dilwaaraha tha set karne k liye.. Fuck.. Main niche ki taraf Bhaaga or bhaagtey bhaagtey Bluetooth par bola...

Main-50 - 52 kaa uncle hai ek white plane kurta or niche blue formal pant pehni hai baal safed hain jaldi dhundo.. Time kam he baaki hai fast bhenchod fast..

Mere rongtey khadey hogaye they seedhiyon se niche uttartey time meri ribs ki double gand Marr gayi thi.. Bhenchod lekin rukkaney kaa time nahi tha... Main seedha bahaar aaya or vip section mein ghuss gaya.. Lekin yahaan koi tha nahi sablog baithey dikh rahe they mereko yahaan.. Maine najar ghumaai bhenchod bheed mein kuch naa dikha..dikha... Woh raha...


Woh banda bheed mein se ghussne ki koshish kar raha tha taaki piche se aaye toh bomb ka impact vips par toh paddey he sath sath bheed mein bhi log marein.. Main uske piche aaya kissi ko ghanta farak nahi tha bhenchod ki kya horaha sab saamne naach rahi aunties k sath naachne mein busy they.... Yahaan maar bhi nahi shakta tha isko.. Main just uske piche gaya or piche se uske dono hath uske armpits k niche se lejaake uski khopdi k piche daal liye.. Bhenchod hill takk nahi paaya.. Or usko ghasitane laga main piche ki taraf... Woh fad fadaaya lekin aise thodi chhod dunga bhosdk...isme bheed waale bole ab ek do... "k kare hai rai londey." k kardiya iss tau nai"...


Main-(chilaake) aage dekh teri Maa ki chut maadarchod..



Ye sun Woh aadmi itana jaldi aage ghuma maano ussne piche kabhi dekha he naa ho.. Main usko ghaseettey hue bahaar le aayaa bheed se.... woh naakhun maarta raha ladkiyon waali harkaton par aagaye they ab John k aadmi... Aise nahi chodunga beta isase hajaar gunna jyaada pain Saha hai.. Main usko ek side le aaya bilkul log dekh rahe they lekin koi piche nahi aaya.. Ek aadh aage aaye tab Anjali or uski team aagayi..

Main-Bheed ko side kar isko hataa... bhosdk durr hatt police..

Anjali-Piche.. Uncle piche... Durrr nikal.. Hath uppar or Bhaag jaa..


Ajay-Oye londey likad le jaldi.. Banduk hai yaa goli laag gi toh hugg bhi koni paaega..



Wohlog bheed mein lage or main usko bilkul ek tent k piche le aaya...

Aadmi - Bachega nahi tu tujhe kya lagta hai bachega, bilkul nahi.

Main-Dekhlenge.

Ye bol maine usse jhatke se faink k maara side mein or jaise he woh girra maine bina ek second waste kiye uski khopdi mein goli daag di.. Bhenchod chance toh dena he nahi hai kya pata kahaan se button press kar dey.

Main-(Bt par) Dono suspects down i think we are clear good job guuu....

Ek second ek second total 8 bandey they John or Annsar ko milaake.. 2 down yaani 6 bandey bache baaki 6 kahaan hain??... Suna nahi kal uss uncle ne kya kahaa tha Woh yahaan se nikalney ka intejaam kar rahe honge inka..

Kinka intejaam bhosdk ye suicide bombers they Inki bodies nikaalenge yahaan se?? Or John Annsar ko kissi ne dekha nahi hai toh woh toh kaise bhi nikal shaktey hain..

Holy fuck matlab baaki bhi yahin hain.. Fuck..

Continued...
wow bhai ab furasat se lagne wali hain sabki majha aa gaya padhake
 
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So scene ye tha ki saari teams apni apni position le chuki thi Abhi gang bhi aa chuki thi bhai dekho I know main Savage hun lekin maanana padega woh sab k sab bhenchod bhaari handsome lag rahe they stage par aag lagaa denge.. Anaa kaa toh pucho Matt bc durr se shining maar rahi thi mereko.. Log baag ghumne firne lage they location dekh rahe they Rides wagairaah shor Sharaaba suru hogaya tha jisme log busy horahe they bache apna alag swag mein ghum rahe they.. Function suru hone mein 1 ghanta baaki tha abhi toh lagaalo 2 ghantey they main act k liye or ab main lagne waala Tha bomb dhundane... Meri savagness dekho maine abhi takk bomb bhi naa dhunda tha or main side mein khadda hoke Sutta maar raha tha actually RJ smart tha ussne plant he nahi kiya yaa karwaaya tha abtak bomb. Karwaata toh dog squad yaa fir bomb squad dhund he letey usko.. . Yaani jo hoga live hoga.. Or mast baat bataaun main roukk lunga usko don't even worry..


Main ek side khadda Sutta peee raha tha ki kissi ne mereko piche se touch kiya main mudda toh bhenchod aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi Saamne Sunaina khaddi thi i know woh aane waali thi lekin bhenchod kya maal lag rahi thi woh traditional saree mein oh my fucking God.. Main Galle Milla usase..

Main-What the fuck are you doing here this quick?? Abhi toh 40 minutes or baaki hain..

Sunai-I know main tumlog se milne aagayi pehle where is Abeer and Ami??

Main-bulaata hun...

Maine Bluetooth kaa button press kiya or Bola..

Main-Abeer Ami idhar aao toh stall number 13 par iss Clown game k left mein...

Abeer - Yo on the way..

Sunai-So what's the plan??

Main-Pretty much everything is happening live bus roukkana hai usko I know all the details..

Sunai-This is great then..

Abeer-Sunaina?? Oh my god..

Sunai-Hey guys..

Ami-oh baby things are getting spicy my babes is here..

Sunai-Hii...

Wohlog kaa Milan hua..

Sunai-By the way I don't know Chang ne tumhe bataaaya yaa nahi but...

Main-Haan bataaya or meri fatt jaaegi ye sab khatam kartey kartey..

Abeer-Kya hua??

Main-First Annsar HOD kaa ex hitman hai..

Abeer-What the fuck?? Wait a minute Annsar yaani jo RJ ka bhai hai??

Main-Yess..

Ami - No way.. Really..?

Main-Second League ne Hault ko protection dedi hai..

Abeer-Oh my god... Matlab aage gand marrne waali hai.. Bhai kyun??

Sunai-Kyunki League waale hates AP very much..

Abeer-Ye bhi hai Arch nemesis he hai tu unka.. Dushman seedha - 2..

Main-Adya ne di hai protection...

Ami-OK hault ko bhool jaatey hain matlab.. Yahi kehna caah rahe ho tum.. Or apna Saara dhyaan Aaj or fir Annsar k uppar lagaaein..

Main-Yes...

Ami-Or ye abhi bataa rahe ho tum..

Main-main disturb nahi karna caahta tha re aaj tumhe focus karo.. Chalo jaao Sunaina se baad mein mill lena.. Main stage ki side jaaraha Sunaina darling mille bina Jaana Nahi..

Sunai-Yep..


Main wahan se aaya stage ki taraf toh seedha sunlo bhidulog main nervous tha thoda bahot.. Issliye nahi ki main fail hua toh yelog marrenge.. Nahi mereko farak nahi padta tha hum caahein toh vips ko aane he naa dein normal log Marr jaaenge I don't give a fuck.. Lekin baat yahaan ab bahot aage chali gayi hai john ki team ek dum se bahot uppar chali gayi hai unhe chance nahi de shakta main or uppar se meri puri family yahaan mojjud hai.. Or uppar se bhenchod mere pass mera pura dimag nahi hai... Annsar agar yahaan hai toh bhi woh saamne nahi aaega 100% HOD waale shadows mein rehtey hain unki job he hoti hai to trick and fool people and they love to see destruction.. Or uske baad wohlog akele khelna passand kartey hain issliye woh nahi aaega aaj saamne agar yelog successful hue toh woh chup chaap nikal lega yahaan se agar ye log fail hue toh RJ kaa backup plan hoga woh baad k liye..

Main Stage par aaya wahaan Anaa thi..

Anaa-Hi AP.. Good Morning..

Main-Morning..

Anaa-Tum as a backup available hona??

Main-Haan kind of.. Mereko kuch kaam Hai actually kuch security issues hain unko dekhna hai mereko issliye mera Naam lena he nahi..

Anaa-Sure sab theek toh hai??

Main-Yeah yeah all good.. Bus same old stuff...

Anaa-Abhi Or Sneha Opening karenge uske baad Ashish or Arushi.. Then aaj ki closing mujhe karni hai or Kal half day main akeli he hun..

Main-You got this i trust you..

Anaa-I am Nervous..

Main-Don't be.. You'll be fine.. Just take deep breaths..

Anaa-I am trying..

Main - I'll be back..

Ye bol Main stage se niche aaya bhai aagaye they unko briefing di kya situation hai Snipers on point they teams apni - 2 location par thi.. Function suru hone he waala Tha vips aane lage they.. Budhau log kaa performance 3rd tha toh time kam he tha mere pass.. Main abhi Mele k bich mein khadda tha or itane sound mein mujhe bc kuch sujh bhi nahi raha tha boys i am really nervous now.. This is getting stupid mujhe nahi laga tha itani bheed hogi..

Bhenchod aisa kahaan lagaaega bomb ki impact hojaae itana.. Aisa kya karega?? Bc.. Think think kahaan hai aisi jagah.. Oh My fucking God.. Oh God.. Ye kyun nahi socha maine fuck.. Suicide bombers.. Bhenchod wohlog khudko udaa lenge sabke sath.. Phsyco hain woh they don't give a fuck. Oh god no.. Fuck.. Plant kahin kiya nahi ab kahin kar nahi shaktey sab open mein Hai toh kya bacha yahi Suicide bombing.. Oh god no fucking way..


Main-(Bluetooth par) Guys guys guys.. Listen wohlog plant nahi karenge bomb wohlog khud he bomb honge... I mean they are fucking suicide bombers... 2 log honge unki walk se he pata chal jaaega ki unke uppar weight hai yaa fir shirt k niche awkward shape dikh jaaega.. fail jaao fail jaao jaldi turant 10 minutes hain humaare pass. Jaldi go fucking go..

Sab-OK boss....


Bahaar se koi body par bomb lagaake aa nahi shakta security hai puri toh wohlog andar he lagaaenge. Tents waalon ki checking Kal hogayi thi.. Toh bache management waale yaani ye saamne jo building hai jisme technical staff hai Pooja or Priyanka bhi hain..Police waale bhi hain jo cctvs dekh rahe hain or lost and found department bhi.. Matlab yahaan se fit karenge apne uppar or kya jagah ho shakti hai harr kone kopche mein police yaa hum hain.. Toh andar he honge woh dono.. Main Bhaaga ye basically 2 floor ki building thi or 10-12 rooms they isme..

Main Bhaaga andar ground floor k rooms open they sab yaa khaali they.. Issliye main 1st floor par aaya seedhiyon se.. Rooms check karne laga toh bc wahaan bhi sab rooms open ya clear he they. Lekin wahaan kaa washroom bandh tha maine gate par knock kiya toh mere piche ek Uncle bole..

Uncle-Beta bahot derr se bandh hai pata nahi kya horaha hai andar.. Main first floor waale mein jaake aaya hun wahin jaa aao aap bhi yahaan wait karna bekaar hai.. Security ko bulaa lo toh behtar hai..

Main-kitani derr se bandh hai..

Uncle - 15-20 minutes toh hogaye honge main niche jaake fresh hoke bhi aagaya..

Main-OK thanks.. Main karta hun kuch..

Ye bol woh uncle wahaan se chala gaya. Gate koi bada nahi tha tutt Jaane waala Tha issliye maine maare dhakke 2nd dhakke mein gate ki kundi tutt gayi or sapaat khul gaya music chaalu ho chuka tha toh kissi ko lawda awaaj nahi aai hogi kya hua.. Gate todtey he main andar ghussa toh andar toilet cabins or 3 private washrooms they jinmein se ek kaa gate bandh tha gate bilkul chota sa tha steel wagairaah kaa.. I don't give a fuck kon hai andar kon nahi maine uss gate ko itani bhayankar laat maari ki woh gate ki kundi tutti or woh gate andar mojjud shaks k thobdey par laga bhenchod woh piche deewar se takraaya.. Ye ek tha.. Kyunki gate lagtey he iske hath se ek remote girra... Chota saa... Woh fir jukhha uthane k liye maine ek or laat di woh deewar se chipak gaya or fir pakkad ke hath usko bahaar faink k maara or remote ko maari laat... Woh meri taraf aaya toh maine di ek or laat uske pait mein toh uss laat kaa half part hard part par laga jo 100% bomb tha.. Issliye maine uppar k hisse ko target kiya or woh seedha ho paata usase pehle maine uchal k ek kick di uske munh par jisase woh piche toilet ki seat se laga jaake.. Ab ussne nikaala chaaku aage badha lekin maine fir di last usko... Khelne kaa time nahi tha mere pass issliye jaise he woh doobara aage badha maine deagle nikaali or uske chest mein goliyaan daal di 2 silencer tha toh awaaj takk naa hui.. Or awaaj lawda hogi bahaar itana loud music chal raha tha ki kissi ko lawda kuch nahi sunaai dega.. Woh girra niche lekin Marra nahi...

Main-Dusara kahaan hai??? Jaldi boll bhosdk ambulance standby par hai bachaa lunga..

Aadmi-hahahaha... Ttttujhe lagta hai mereko farak padega agar Marra toh..

Haan bhenchod main bhi chutiya hun ye banda khudko udaane waala Tha lawda isse farak padega bachaane se..

Aadmi - Woh nikal gaya hai usse nahi dhund paaega tuuuuuj....

Main-Chup maadarchod.. Ye bol maine ek goli daagi uski khopdi mein...

Main-(BT par) Guys one down mereko bomb squad caahiye maintenance building k first floor k washroom mein ek maardiya hai bomb on nahi hua hai ek baaki hai... Search fast.


Ye bol maine washroom kaa tutta gate joda or bahaar aaya.. Dusara kahaan hai think AP think.. Think.. Do something...fast..ek second ek second bhenchod ye jo uncle aaya tha ussne bola ki woh niche jaake fresh hoke aaya lekin niche k floor par toh koi washroom hai he nahi maadarchod ye iska sathi tha or isko time dilwaaraha tha set karne k liye.. Fuck.. Main niche ki taraf Bhaaga or bhaagtey bhaagtey Bluetooth par bola...

Main-50 - 52 kaa uncle hai ek white plane kurta or niche blue formal pant pehni hai baal safed hain jaldi dhundo.. Time kam he baaki hai fast bhenchod fast..

Mere rongtey khadey hogaye they seedhiyon se niche uttartey time meri ribs ki double gand Marr gayi thi.. Bhenchod lekin rukkaney kaa time nahi tha... Main seedha bahaar aaya or vip section mein ghuss gaya.. Lekin yahaan koi tha nahi sablog baithey dikh rahe they mereko yahaan.. Maine najar ghumaai bhenchod bheed mein kuch naa dikha..dikha... Woh raha...


Woh banda bheed mein se ghussne ki koshish kar raha tha taaki piche se aaye toh bomb ka impact vips par toh paddey he sath sath bheed mein bhi log marein.. Main uske piche aaya kissi ko ghanta farak nahi tha bhenchod ki kya horaha sab saamne naach rahi aunties k sath naachne mein busy they.... Yahaan maar bhi nahi shakta tha isko.. Main just uske piche gaya or piche se uske dono hath uske armpits k niche se lejaake uski khopdi k piche daal liye.. Bhenchod hill takk nahi paaya.. Or usko ghasitane laga main piche ki taraf... Woh fad fadaaya lekin aise thodi chhod dunga bhosdk...isme bheed waale bole ab ek do... "k kare hai rai londey." k kardiya iss tau nai"...


Main-(chilaake) aage dekh teri Maa ki chut maadarchod..



Ye sun Woh aadmi itana jaldi aage ghuma maano ussne piche kabhi dekha he naa ho.. Main usko ghaseettey hue bahaar le aayaa bheed se.... woh naakhun maarta raha ladkiyon waali harkaton par aagaye they ab John k aadmi... Aise nahi chodunga beta isase hajaar gunna jyaada pain Saha hai.. Main usko ek side le aaya bilkul log dekh rahe they lekin koi piche nahi aaya.. Ek aadh aage aaye tab Anjali or uski team aagayi..

Main-Bheed ko side kar isko hataa... bhosdk durr hatt police..

Anjali-Piche.. Uncle piche... Durrr nikal.. Hath uppar or Bhaag jaa..


Ajay-Oye londey likad le jaldi.. Banduk hai yaa goli laag gi toh hugg bhi koni paaega..



Wohlog bheed mein lage or main usko bilkul ek tent k piche le aaya...

Aadmi - Bachega nahi tu tujhe kya lagta hai bachega, bilkul nahi.

Main-Dekhlenge.

Ye bol maine usse jhatke se faink k maara side mein or jaise he woh girra maine bina ek second waste kiye uski khopdi mein goli daag di.. Bhenchod chance toh dena he nahi hai kya pata kahaan se button press kar dey.

Main-(Bt par) Dono suspects down i think we are clear good job guuu....

Ek second ek second total 8 bandey they John or Annsar ko milaake.. 2 down yaani 6 bandey bache baaki 6 kahaan hain??... Suna nahi kal uss uncle ne kya kahaa tha Woh yahaan se nikalney ka intejaam kar rahe honge inka..

Kinka intejaam bhosdk ye suicide bombers they Inki bodies nikaalenge yahaan se?? Or John Annsar ko kissi ne dekha nahi hai toh woh toh kaise bhi nikal shaktey hain..

Holy fuck matlab baaki bhi yahin hain.. Fuck..

Continued...
are bhai yeh thik nahi hain itna jyada suspense mat rakho yar kal rat mujhe nind bhi nahi aayi yeh sochake ke ab kya hoga kaise rokega bomb ko aur kaise woh RJ ko marega kon hain assar aur kaisa dikhata hain RJ yeh sare sawal mera jina haram kar chuke hain aur kal firse ek aur suspense it is not fair yar kal ho sake to kissa khatam hi kar dena bhai aur jyada time chahiye to lelo magar itna jyada suspense mat rakho ab naye update ke liye main kafi excited hun bhai plzzz jaldi kuch karo ab is update ka
 
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