Update-259(The Aftermath)
RJ is dead.. Belive nahi horaha naa?? Mujhe horaha hai because maine he maara tha just thodi derr pehle.. RJ kaa impact meri life par humessa rahega for sure like always... Because that's the way he was.. Thats the way he lived and that's the way he died..Thats It End of the Topic..
Maine Abeer ko Message kardiya tha wohlog on the way they Phone track karke waise bhi aa he rahe they woh main wahaan baitha still RJ ko ghurr raha tha bhenchod jo bhi ho banda insane tha. For sure insane tha..
Main ye sab soch raha tha toh Mujhe gaadiyon ki awaaj aai Or uske sath sath andar enter hue Abeer Bhai Babhi Mangal or Rishi... Uske sath sath Sam Anjali or baaki saari team... Wohlog meri taraf aae lekin RJ ki laash dekh wahin rukk gaye.... Babhi Ko ye sab dekhna pasand nahi hai lekin fir bhi woh niche munh karke mere pass aai or mere bagal mein baith gayi...
Main-I killed him babhi..
Babhi-Yeah I know. It's ok you did nothing wrong.. You saved thousands of life Today you are a hero AP..
Main-I saved lives yes i did but i am not a hero babhi I am AP just AP..
Babhi-Yeah I know.. Lets go know..
Main-I need some time..
Babhi-OK no problem we are waiting here..
Babhi uthke piche chali gayi..
Babhi-Wait here guys..
Main First day Jab John k piche laga tha, ussdin se leke aajtak kaa sab kuch flashback mode mein dekh liya tha maine.. Then khadda hua chaaku nikaala fir ghonpa.. Check karna padta hai he is a fucking trickster.. Lekin for sure woh dead tha.. Or ab waapis nahi aane waala Tha.. Main mudda or muskurayaa" the typical 2.0 smile... "
Main - Let's go guys Anjali take care of the scene...
Anjali-You got it boss..good fucking job you are a fucking genius..
Main-I know.. Great job guys great fucking job.. I told you hum jeet jaaenge all because of you guys..
Deva-No all because of you..
Main-Team work.. Bhai aap Mele mein jaao public announcement kardo RJ is dead... Sabko clear kardo kissi se nahi Darrneka we won.. We fucking did it..
Deva-OK main karlunga woh tu aaja Hospital chal..
Main-Yep mujhe bhi yahi lagta hai..
Main Bhai kaa sahara leke bahaar aaya or wahaan se Abeer Babhi Mangal Sam or Ami k sath chala hospital k liye..
Mangal - Good Fucking shit bhai you did it you fucking did it..
Sam-Haan bhai you did it Filmy style bc.. That was lit.. Or Woh car waala scene uff fuck 2.5 crore lage lekin paisa vasool bhai gajab bhenchod maine jiss angle se dekha na wahaan se bc fast and furious waali feeling aai..
Babhi-Sam shut upppppp....
Sam-My bad.. My bad.. We won babhi..
Babhi-I know mujhe pehle he pata tha..
Humlog pohanchey hospital aaj main behosh nahi hua aaj hospital waalon ko karna padda.. Stitches lage sir mein chest par hath mein.. Ribs ab or jyaada buri haalat mein thi kull milaake Main filhaal 2-3 din bed par rahun toh behtar hai.. Heal hona jaruri tha Anssar waise bhi mere liye aaega toh uske liye taiyaar rahun toh behtar hai.. Issliye uske piche main Chang ko lagaa dunga taaki usse bus mere pass naa aane dey woh.. Main Utha Hospital mein toh same old scene tha wahi doctor sab family waale.. Wahaan mujhe bataaya gaya ki North India mein bus ek he naam chal raha hai AP AP.. Aag lag gayi hai market mein both ache or bure tareeke se kyunki kuch log aise bhi they jo ro rahe they ki humein pata tha Mele mein attack hoga still humne risk liya..ab aise log humessa he rahenge.. Lekin woh lawda kuch nahi kar paaenge bhokne do.. Same old injuries thi meri bus pehle se jyaada thi.. Ek nayi cheej ye thi mere andar jo injection lagaaya gaya tha uski wajah se meri body ko thoda nuksaan jarur hua hai lekin jyaada nahi jiske 2 reasons they mere body fluids aise materials se fight kar shaktey hain dusara mereko dose kaafi kam milli thi warna jin 12 aadmiyon ne blood donate kiya tha woh sab Marr gaye they ek bhi na bacha kyunki unke andar bhaari maatra mein woh virus daala gaya tha unki families ko bahot badi dhan raasi dene kaa ailaan kiya bhai ne itani badi ki opposition kaa munh bhi thoda bandh ho or logon ka bhi.. Uske alaawa mele k first day k end mein unko 2 minute ko sardhaanjali bhi dedi....Kaafi bade neta log ne publicly taareef kari thi meri medals wagairaah k liye bhi recommend kiya lekin apun ko lawda medals se matlab tha..
Khair uss raat main hospital mein he rukka ab seriously mereko doobara kissi se milne nahi diya gaya Anaa aai abki baar Atleast usko gate takk aane diya gaya ussne bahaar se hello kiya maine bhi mundi hilaai or 1 minute baad usko legaye wahaan se baad mein Ruhi ne bataaya ki woh tumhe dekh k he khuss thi jo theek baat thi..
Next day dophar takk main hospital bed par he tha uske baad shyaam ko mujhe milli chutti mereko ghar lejaaya gaya Nicki mam Ruhi mam Anjali and team sablog sath they.. finally bhenchod kuch toh hoga karne ko. Maine jaatey he update Lee Chang se usse kuch nahi Milla tha Matlab Anssar chupp gaya tha yaa mere bahaar aane kaa wait kar raha tha dono he cases mein time tha mere pass.. Dinner mein mereko khichdi milli or woh bhi khaate he nikal gayi i mean Uss virus ki wajah se loose motions or vomiting horahi thi mereko continuesly.. Dawaai mere pass itani thi ki mereko Khaane k 5 minutes baad he nind aagayi.. Subah main utha toh body thoda theek feel kar rahi thi mere ko ek budhau log waali stick derakhi thi jiski help se main idhar udhar ghum raha tha.. Ab mereko Jaana tha jaldi se Anssar ko niptaake or nahi seh shakta tha bhenchod Aise kaam ki aadat padd gayi toh gand Marr jaaegi.. 2.0 ko 1.5 banaadiya hai bhenchod.. Aadhi toh thinking bhi 1.0 waali aagayi hain..
Khair maine naastey mein fruits or vegetables he liye jo tikke mere pait mein... Mere pass Abhi, Ashish, Ajit, Arushi, Lucky or Sneha wagairaah aake gaye.. Thankgod Anaa nahi aai.. Bach jaaunga bc.. Lekin meri gand Tabb marri jab Shyaam ko woh akeli aagayi.. Babhi mere room mein leke aai usko jo bhi ho bhaari maal lag rahi thi woh main bed par baitha Sunaina k sath chatting kar raha tha usse bhi update kar raha tha situation par ki kya hua kya nahi..
Babhi-Phone mana kiya tha naa..
Main-Oh my god you scared me.. Phone nahi toh kya karun??
Babhi-Someone is here to meet you..
Anaa-Hi AP..
Lag gaye lawde bhenchod..
Main-Hi Anaa how are you???
Anaa-I am fine how are you?? Rest le rahe ho naa properly..
Main-Yep 100%..
Babhi-Sit Anaa..
Anaa-Thanks Mam...
Babhi-Stop this mam and all Haan Just call me Babhi Tara bhi babhi he bulaati hai mereko toh tum kyun nahi??
Anaa-Woh actually mere friends sablog mam he bulaatey hain toh aapko..
Babhi-Unko toh padhaaya tha maine woh bhi 2 saal hogaye issliye Babhi..
Anaa-Ji..
Babhi-Sit..
Babhi ne Anaa ko mere bagal mein baithaaya..
Babhi-So kya logi tum?? Tea, coffee juice??
Anaa-Oh nothing babhi I am good thank you..
Babhi-Aise kaise Kal ko Tara bolegi meri behen ko Paani takk nahi pilaaya jaldi bolo..
Anaa-hehe he.. Ok coffee..
Babhi-that's the spirit.. Ok you guys talk I'll be back..
Ye bol Babhi nikal gayi wahaan se..
Anaa-You look pretty bad..
Main-Yeah I know..
Anaa-Stitches kabtak remove honge..?
Main-I have no idea babhi ko maalum hoga woh or Ruhi he hain mere Personal Assistant..
Anaa-I must say AP babhi ji is Pretty awesome..
Main-I know..
Anaa-Hehe.. She is so frank with everyone.. She treats everyone like on of yours.. No wonder Ashish and all itani respect kartey hain inki.. Even Tara di bhi babhi ki tareef kartey nahi rukkti..
Main-That's the way she is.. And that's why everyone likes her..
Anaa - True.. So Kaisa feel kar rahe ho tum?? Pain wagairaah hai??
Main-Nahi utana nahi move karunga tab hai pain khud se he heal hoga sab..
Anaa-You did great AP I can't believe it you literally Saved thousands of lives.. Ek Terror ko khatam kardiya tumne pure north India mein people can at least breathe freely now.. Everyone is appreciating your work.. Media people and all..
Main--it was all team work you know.. Sabne apna apna part kiya.. Mela kaisa chal raha hai??
Anaa-ita going fantastic nayi energy aagayi hai mele mein..
Main-Abtoh tumhaara kaam khatam hogaya hoga presentation wagairaah Sab..
Anaa-Haan..
Main-Nice..
Anaa-By the way AP aaj Pehli baar inside se dekha maine iss jagah ko this is so cool everything is tip top this is like old raja maharaja type stuff..
Main-Yep.. Benefits of being one of the richest families in North India..
Anaa-Lol true..
Khair uske baad thodi bahot normal baatein hui ussne Woh topic nahi uthaaya shayad or time caahiye tha isko jo mere liye best tha.. Uske baad woh chali gayi.. Haash gayi bhenchod lekin kabtak aise bachega.. jaldi Jaana padega bhenchod...
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Yaar bhai thoda bada likha karo na yar yeh sala to 5 min mai hi khatam ho jata hai itna sa..Raat bhar jago sirf update pdne k liye and ye maharaj maza shuru hote hi khatam ho jate hai..Plz yar thodi intensity badhao and ya acha laga isko Anaa ka torcher mila this is the most funniest scene I've ever readen..Now miles to go before I sleep GM,,GN HUM CHALE SONE..
