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Update-32(Holy fuck)
Humlog ne Sab calculate karke dekha but kuch samajh nahi aaya ki ye log kon hain kyun hain... Kareeb 2 gantey baad humaare room kaa gate khulla or woh Wajir waapis andar aaya...
Wajir-aajao Bahar tumhaare dost aagaye hain...
Main-kon dost?
Wajir-aake khud dekhlo...
Main-chalo re...
Humlog uss Wajir k sath - 2 niche aae toh hall kaa najaara dekh meri aankhein khulli rehgayi.. Kyunki wahaan Ami toh thi he uske alaawaRohit, Ashish, or Ajit bhi they....
Main-what the fuck....?
Ye sun Unlog ne meri taraf dekha or humein wahaan dekh or bhi shocked hogaye..
Ami-AP... What the hell tum log yahaan kya Kar raha Hai...
Main-hindi kaa balaatkaar bandh Kar... Or humlog wahi Kar rahe jo tumlog Kar rahe... Kidnapped AF...
Wahaan Unlog k alaawa Thakur woh ladka Vinay Woh maal ladki uske alaawa woh 3 aadmi or shayad baaki 3 ladies unki wife thi.. Uske alaawa wahaan Wajir or uske 10-11 gundey bhi they but twist ye Tha abki baar unke pass revolvers thi...
Main-tumlog yahaan kya Kar rahe ho bc..
Rohit-No clue bhai bc khopaddi par revolver dharke Gym k bahaar se leke aae hain...
Ashish-Same...
Vinay-aapas mein he baat Kar loge kya...
Main-terese Kar letey hain bhai tu ye bataadey ab yahaan kyun leke aaya Hai...
Vinay -abhi bhi nahi samjhe...? Yaa naa samjh hone kaa Natak Kar rahe...
Main-Haan natak ko hum bollywood hero horahe hain kaaeka naatak bhai mujhe toh ye bhi naa Pata main kahaan hun kyun hun or kaise hun....
Sab-same no idea...
Vinay-Tumlog Yamunanagar mein ho...
Main-What the fuck....
Rohit-bc...
Vinay-Yamunanagar Haryana k bilkul....
Main-Bhai London se nahi hain humlog Pata Hai Yamunanagar haryana k border outer par padta Hai... But sawaal ye Hai ki humlog yahaan hain kyun...?
Thakur-Woh apne is Amitabh Bachan Se pucho...
Ravi-Nahi Amitabh nahi Ashish Hai iska naam toh...
Sam-Abe chupre yaar...
Main-Ashish tune kya Kiya bc...
Ashish-w. W. W. Woh....
Main-Abe wowowoow kya khelraha Hai seedha-2 bol kya Hua...?
Ashish-idhar aao side mein...
Hum sablog ek side ko aagaye...
Main-ab bol re...
Ashish-yaad Hai Maine tujhse pucha Tha ki kuc log mujhe dikkat derahe hain Villagers hain chindi chorr type Tera naam ledun unko daraane k liye...
Main-bc don't fucking tell me ye log wahi hain...
Ashish-haan...
Main-Lawde yelog chindi chorr nahi tere baap k bhi baap hain... Kam se Kam background toh jaanleta inka...
Sam-Haan bc... Or Hua kya puri baat bata....
Ashish- Jyoti...
Main-Ab ye kon Hai bc...
Ashish-iss thakur ki Poti... Granddaughter... OR meri girlfriend.... Ex bol shaktey.. Matlab girlfriend bhi nahi keh shaktey ban Shakti thi Haan ye keh shaktey itana serious relationship nahi thi bus friends se thoda uppar..
Main-Wtf.. Bhen k lawde ye kya hota Hai friends se thoda uppar girlfriend se thoda niche bhosdk sabji mandi aaya Hai...
Ashish-toh Hua yun ki hum dono relationship mein they not so serious but theek thaak tab ye Vinay ne humein dekhliya ye uska bhai hai ussdin ye isko sath le aaya waapis.. Or fir Kuch gundey leke humein samjhaane Gaya Agar ye seedha boldeta ki meri behen se durr reh toh main maanjaata par ye bc wahaan jaake Hawa jamaane laga toh Maine bhi jhaad diya tab ye waapis chala Gaya fir mereko phone karne laga ki Meri behen ko tumse koi Matlab nahi Hai wagairaah-2..maine fir sunaadi isko... Or Maine tujhse pucha ki Tera naam ledun kya Darashall Tera naam Maine already lerakha Tha woh toh bus formality k liye puchs terese... tab jaake inhone phone karne bandh kiye they bc mujhe laga darr Gaye honge tere naam se but bc firse ye khud aagaya college jiss din Woh murder Hua Tha or bolne laga meri behen se durr reh usko terese koi Matlab nahi Hai uski shaadi Tay kardi Hai humne tune usse fansaaya tha toh Maine kahaa Agar ye baat Hai toh meri baat karwaado clear hojaaega Sab I mean mujhe usase koi Matlab nahi agar usko mujhse koi Matlab nahi toh.... Toh fir akad dikhaane laga toh Maine fir sunaadi isko ki bc aukaat - 2 karta Hai mujhe nahi jaanta kya Baap opposition kaa leader Hai sathmein AP Mera best friend Hai uss din tumlog jab Ami ko college ghumarahe they naa uss time maine dikhaayaa ki woh dekh mere dost akele he kaafi hain tere liye... Tab fir ye dhamki Dene laga toh Maine bhi hawa maarne ko boldiya ki main dekhta hun kaise hoti Hai shaadi... Karke dikhaana... Bus ye matter Hai...
Main-bus... Bc bus bus what the shit ye matter nahi lawde ye kand Hai kand yelog Tere baap hain...
Rohit-holy fuck... Bc kamsekam puchh toh Liya Kar bhai kand karne se pehle...
Sam-naa naa jab toh isse Hawa banaani hoti Hai bc bada aaya sunaane waala Hawa banaaney k chakkar mein humaari Hawa nikalwaaega tu....
Ravi-lawde shaadi nahi Hone dunga se kya Matlab Tha Tera bc ye kya baal Vivaah karwaarahe jo tu rokega...
Main-ab jab ladki ko he terese koi Matlab nahi toh boldey ki bhai bindaas karwaado shaadi humein koi problem nahi Hai humlog chaltey hain...
Ravi-Haan bhai bolde...
Ashish-Boldeta hun usme kya Hai... Chalo...
Humlog waapis Aage aae..
Main-excuse me bhai mujhe just abhi matter Pata chala we are very-2 sorry kya haina young blood Hai toh munh mein jo aata Hai woh nikal jaata Hai intentions galat nahi they iske... Or abhi bhi bindaas shaadi karwaado aap humein koi problem nahi Hai.... OR kripya Kar humein ijaajat dijiye... Shaadi mubaarakh.. Humlog nikalein...
Ye sun unsabney humein ek sath ghurra.. Bhen k lawdo ek toh ye ghurrna bandh Karo warna Maa chhod dunga tumhaari..
Ispar woh Thakur gusse mein utha or chilaaya..
Thakur-kahin nahi jaaoge tumlog jabtak Jyoti ki shaadi nahi hojaati tumlog yahin rahoge... Rokk k dikhaana kon rokega..
Sam-hum kyun rokenge bhalla humein koi problem naa Hai...
Thakur-jyaada baatein Matt banaao humaare saamne tumne humein dhamki di Thakur baldev singh ko dhamki mere pareewaar ko mitaaega tu.. Mujhe barbaad karega tu.... MUJHSE Beekh mangwaaega tu...
Majn-(aaram se)Bhen k lawde Ashish aisa kya-2 Bola tu..
Ashish-(Aaram se) or bhi bahot kuch...
Main-bus beta hogaya kaam firtoh....
Thakur-4 din baad shaadi Hai Jyoti ki... Tabtak tum yahin rahoge Agar aise nahi maanoge toh fir jabardasti karna humein aata hai or humein nahi Matlab tum kon ho hoge Tum Deva k bhai hum thakur hain ghar ki beti k liye jaan le bhi shaktey hain or de bhi denge...
Main-toh isko rakho naa chicha humein kyun sath mein rakhe ho Kam se Kam humein toh jaanedo...
Ispar woh budhau mujhpar chilaaya...
Thakhr-koi nahi jaaega yahaanse samjaa tu...
Main-Woh toh theek Hai chicha lekin itani unchi awaaj mere saamne nahi karneka...
Ye sun unke pure pareewaar ki aankhein bahaar aagayi...
Vinay-a ladke tameej se...
Main-chup re Iss Ashish ki Tarah chindi chorr nahi hun jo tu dhamkaadega samjaa AP naam suna hoga or kand bhi dekhe honge mere ijjat se rakhoge toh ijjat se rahunga ye thakur giri mere uppar nahi challaana boldeta hun warna fir kand toh main bahot pehle se karta aaya hun...
Ye sunke thakur or Vinay mujhe ektak ghurrne lage but Unka ek aadmi danda liye meri taraf badha 5'6 height Mota tagda sareer... Bc proper gaon waale Sab more tagdey he hotey...
Aadmi-kya Bola re Haan kya Bola...
Woh aa toh raha Tha mujhe darrane lekin Ami ko laga mujhe maarne aaraha isliye woh mere piche se nikalke Aage aai or ek he second mein ek flying kick uske thobdey par di bc munh se thook or khoon kaa mixture udaa uske mujhe Munh par hath rakhna padda apne bc yuckk... or woh dhadaam se niche giraa...
Ye dekh k Hall mein ghapp Shanti Chaa gayi thakur and family ko toh kaato toh khoon nahi yahi haalat baaki sabki thi I mean unko maalum Tha ki Ami ye Sab jaantti Hai but aaj live example milgaya Tha...
Main-what the hell ye kya Tha... Woh khaali daraane ko aaraha Tha....
Ami-really... And how do you know that...?
Main-bhoolgAyi main shakal dekh k aukaat padhleta hun saamne waale ki..
Ami-Haan toh main nahi padh Shakta Na dimag...
Rohit-bc ye toh Bruce Lee Hai...
Ajit- sachmein bc...
Ravi-Marr toh nahi Gaya be woh...
Maine check Kiya toh abhi theek Tha bus thoda shocked Tha or thobdey par lagne k Karan dimaag ghum Gaya hoga...
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What the fuck a damm crazy awesome update , seriously it's crazy update hahaha sach me yaar wish ki age kya hoga usaka update mile to gajab waiting for next Seriously