Guffy
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Awesome Fabulous kya bolu samjh na aa raha hai bhai ki kya bolu aap ko bass emtry jabarjast mari haj aur maar bhi jabarjast khayi hai sab ne saza toh de di ab pyar kaise karte hai aur deva bhai ka kya reaction hoga itne din ke baad aakhir aa hi gaye maza aa gaya padh ke update waiting next bhaiUpdate-1(The Return)
Remember this: Legends never make a comeback. They wait for that perfect moment to take the spotlight from overdone, lame and idiot peoples....
"There's nothing half so pleasant as coming home again"
They Say all roads From hell takes you to home...
Start mein Maine socha tha ye kissi jhant aadmi k dwaara banaai gayi ek chutiya quote hai , lekin filhaal mereko ye theek lag rahi thi because We are back bitches...after over 550 days(18 months)we are finally coming back home.... BC bahot yaad aai ghar ki lekin jaana bhi jaruri tha warna abtak mera dimag kaam karna bandh karchuka hota or main marr chuka hota yaa fir kissi paagalkhaane mein padda hota isliye jaana padda and now I am perfectly fine ..And we both are back...
Or jab humdono gayab they toh kya kya hua woh batadun Aapko thoda Mota-2...
Elections.....
In 550 din yaani 1.5 saal mein kaafi kuch hua jinmein sabse main they elections India ki kuch states mein legislative Assembly k elections hue Jinmein Main States they ,Haryana ,UP,Punjab,Delhi,Rajasthan,Gujarat ,Himachal Pradesh and Uttarakhand ...yaani mostly North Indian states mein....So Hua ye ki Haryana ,Punjab ,Delhi ,Rajasthan or Gujarat mein humaari party ko ektarfa jeet milli approximately 75% MLAs humaare they in states mein iske alaawa UP mein bhi humaari he sarkaar aai lekin Humein dusri party se gathbanhan(alliance) karna padda ...Himachal Pradesh or Uttarakhand mein humein haar kaa saamna karna padda lekin un states se koi farak nahi padta tha waise bhi humaari Party wahaan kaafi kamjorr thi lekin Jo humein caahiye tha woh millgaya tha north India par kabja North India ki political superpower ban chuke they Deva bhai or Humaari party Bhartiya Lok dal (BLD)... Deva bhai ne khud cabinet ministers kaa selection kiya Harr states k cm,home minister etc unhone personally select kiye khud unhone ek bhi post nahi li jaisa unhone Babhi ko promise kiya tha woh keval party k Leader Or mentor Banne rahe...North India humaara tha or ab bus isse sudhaarna tha Jo kaam Deva bhai suru kar chuke they already...
Ek or Jo sabse main Cheej thi woh thi Deva bhai ki shaadi ji haan Deva bhai ne Deepika babhi se shaadi karli thi humaare bina he kyunki Maine he jaatey hue ek letter chhoda tha jaisa aapko pata hai usme kaafi kaam ki cheejain thi unmein se ek thi dono ki shaadi hojaae jaldi se Jo hochuki thi...
Uske alaawa Sab cheejain main ahista ahista aap sabko bataata rahunga kya hua kya nahi filhaal time tha ek behtreen returning Entry kaa you know there is nothing in this world like a returning entrance... iske liye maine behtreen din select kiya tha ...Aaj mera birthday hai or Abhi shyaam ko haweli par Deva bhai ne ek bahot badi party rakhi thi jisme kaafi saare leaders ,businessman, politiciana etc mojudd they uske alaawa meri team(Anjali ,Rajat ,Jiya, Pooja,Deepak or Ajay)+ mere bhai meri jaan Sam Mangal Rishi or Ravi toh fir they he.....raat k 8 baj chuke they or main Or Abeer abhi abhi airport se taxi mein aae they or filhaal haweli k bahaar khaddey they ek kone mein....or ji haan Andar kissi ko nahi pata tha ki hum aane waale hain..
Main-Finalyyyyyyy I am back bhenchodddddddd...
Abeer-me too...
Main-oh god it feels Fabulous to be back ...ye hawa ye atmosphere ye haweli ye log ohh! I love it I fucking love it...
Abeer-andar chal be bukh lagi hai ...
Main-bukha he Marta rahiyo gand marre BC entrance kaa kuch nahi entry aisi honi caahiye ki aankhein bahaar aajaein loggon ki..
Hum 10mins orr ruke bahaar cigarette fukki tabtak saare guests almost aachukey they haweli puri tarah sajaai gayi thi Lawn mein party thi..humlog ne apne bags uthaae Jo bhenchod bahot bhaari they..Humlog gate par aae or jaise he guards ne humein dekha unki aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi...
Main-wassup shyam kaka...
Shyam-B.b.beta...
Main-yo chownk gaye naa...
Shyam kaka humse Galle mille..
Main-bus ab bahaar he rakhoge yaa Andar bhi jaan doge...
Kaka-kahaan they beta itane time kya kiya..?
Main-mast muthiyaan pelli ....
Ye sun sablog hansdiye...
Gate khulla humlog Andar aae lawn mein Sab ek jagah ikatha hue they Deva bhai stage par kuch bol rahe they unke sath babhi Sam Mangal Ravi Rishi or Team khaddi thi...
Main-Anjali toh or bhi maal hogayi re 1.5 saal mein....
Abeer -agreed...
Main-maine purpose maardena hai...
Abeer-usne reject kardena hai...
Sabka dhyaan bhai par tha isliye humlog piche chup chaap khaddey hogaye...
Abeer-ab kyun rukk gaya be ...
Main-bitch wait for the exact dialogue fir entry maarenge...
Abeer-bhosdk Tere dialogues k chakkar mein bukha he marr jaaunga main...
Deva-He is Great oopps Sorry he is AP the great ...Genius absolute Genius...Uska dimag normal se kai gunna jyaada tejj chalta hai ...He did things no one can do ..He pulled things no one can pull off.. He proved it many times why he is AP the great ..He can't be defeated usse haraaya nahi jaa shakta kyunki woh sachaai k liye ladta hai ..Sabko pata hai kaise usne north India ko bachaaya wahi ek main reason tha hum North India mein elections jeetey ...And now I am sure he will be back Soon Woh uss Vertigo ko haraadega I am sure you know why because uske sath hai Abeer Singh ...My two of the most dangerous weapons ...Woh dono millke world war 3 suru kar shaktey hain...or jabtak Abeer AP k sath hai AP humessa jeetega because Abeer uske sath hai..You know AP hates his birthday Parties I don't know why lekin usko passand nahi khudki Birthday Parties lekin aaj agar woh yahaan hota toh he would have loved this party...
Ye sunke hum dono aage badhe...
Main-Nope I still hates my birthday parties but I love it that you guyss came here for me....
Ye bolke Main Bheed ko cheerta hua Aage aaya Abeer mere sath-2.. loggon k munh khulle k khulle rehgaye they thodi si awaaj bhi nahi nikal rahi thi Deva bhai or baaki toh almost shock mein they unke cehre par bahot jyaada khussi or surprised emotions they , main stage par aaya ...woh log abhi bhi ghurre jaarahe they jiske 2 reason they 1)1.5 saal baad main waapis aaya tha main I mean AP bhosdko... 2).meri physique jiska jikar main karna bhulgaya toh in 1.5 saalon mein mere pass karne ko kuch nahi tha toh Main train hogaya meri body BC gand faad hogayi meri personality aisi hogayi ki BC gand fatt jaae saamne waale ki matlab jyaada jaanwar type nahi but behtreen body hogayi Jo mere sareer par suit karti hai...jaruri nahi hai jaanwaron ki tarah body banaao ...
Main-Aise kya dekh rahe ho original hun...So guyss I am b....
Main itana he bola tha ki Mangal ne bhayaanak punch mere pait mein diya ...
Main-ohh!shit...
Punch lagtey he main niche girra Or Sam or Ravi ne udhar se Abeer ko ek ek punch diya...woh bhi ghutano par aagaya ...1.5 saal ka frustration ab nikalne waala tha...
Abeer-meri galti nahi hai be ye jaan bujh kar legaya mereko...
Ye suntey he Mangal ne ek laat di Abeer ko...
Or Ravi or Sam mere saamne aagaye...Log bhi shocked they ki ye Kaisa pyaar hai bhenchod ...
Main-are Ravi Sam mere bhai meri ja....
Aage kuch bolta usase pehle ek or laat meri chest par lagi...
Main-ohh !dude this shit is so fucked up...Time out time out...Bhai help...
Deva-sorry Suna nahi maine...
Main-Anjali tum log toh police ho help please...
Anjali-Sorry I am off duty ...
Main-dafukkk...Babhi Aap toh bachaao...
Babhi-1 mere naam kaa bhi maaro...
Main-shitttt....
Unhone mereko ek laat or di or fir jab main niche girr gaya toh uthaake Galle se lagaaliya Hum 5on ek sath Galle lage ...That's what we call brother hood...
Ravi-bc we missed you so much...
Main-we also missed u guys BC...ye kya jhant jaise kapde pehne hain lodu tune durr hatt pencho aukaat he naa hai Teri merese Galle millne ki..
Ravi-or maar khaaega lawde...
Main-joking re gandmarre lekin lag tu jhant jaisa he raha hai..no doubt about that...
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