Update-2(Answering The Questions)
Uske baad bhai ne humlog ko Galle lagaaliya ...
Deva-finally you guyss returned....
Main-aana he padda aapke bina lambe time takk nahi reh shaktey sans fulljaati hai humaari...
Deva-sala notanki...
Fir babhi se Galle mille humlog...
Deepika-I missed u guyss so so so much...
Main-same here..
Uske baad ek ek kar k sabse mille humlog or tabtak guests humein ghurtey rahe...
Or finally Sabse Milne k baad mere kaleje ko thandak paddi...or fir hum dono stage k bichmein aae...Its time to address the crowd Bitches..
Maine voice thodi loud ki and bolna suru kiya...
Main-Ohh my Goodness it feels Good to be back I missed this so much ....So as you guyss see We are back and we are back with a bang...So I know sablog jaanana caahtey honge ki Humlog kahaan they kyun gaye they kaise gaye they kya humlog puraane waale hain yaa badal gaye kya Hollywood type bahaar rehkar humlog villain toh nahi bangaye kya humlog Deva bhai ki Seat k piche padde hain wagairaah-2 or yahaan kuch media waale honge woh toh surely ye Sab jaanana caahtey honge so for your kind information Humlog USA mein they 1.5 saal... enjoy nahi kar raha tha rehab centre mein tha 9 months centre k Andar or 9 months bahaar mera time wahaan bahot he bhayaanak gujra itana bhayaanak ki main uska jikar karna passand nahi karunga not even to my family agar Abeer mere sath nahi hota toh main aaj waapis nahi aa paata tutt chuka hota abtak lekin achi baat ye hai ki ab main puri tarah theek hun Vertigo mera pichha chhod chuka hai or kuch gifts bhi deke gaya hai mere dimag ko .....jaana jaruri tha kyunki yahaan rehta toh main nahi Bach paata not possible isliye main chala gaya Abeer ko sath leke or isne Jo meri help ki hai woh koi nahi kar paata main yahaan hun toh Abeer ki wajah se hun...
Abeer-or agar main yahaan hun toh AP ki wajah se hun...kyunki California airport par mera passport gumm hogaya tha
Jo isne dhund k diya ye naa hota toh main abtak California mein he hota... so AP he hai Jo mujhe leke aaya...
Main-bahot bakwass joke tha jaanwar Shut up... So hum dono ne tuff times mein ek dusre ki madad ki or issiliye uss daldal se bahaar nikal paae...Or main baat humlog wahi puraane AP or Abeer hain Jo pehle they or aage bhi waise he rahenge koi drug humein badal nahi shakta ...So thanks for coming here everyone I love you all Enjoy the party and thanks for the wishes ...I will meet you guyss soon...
Uske baad kaafi derr takk taaliyaan baji kull milaake meri entry gand faad thi loggon k rongtey khaddey hogaye they...
Abeer-ab main kuch nahi sunaney waala humein bahot bhayaanak bukh lagi hai or khaana khaana hai abhi k abhi ...
Main-yep I am exhausted...
Babhi-Aajao Andar chalo jaldi ...
Hum dono ne apne bags uthaae...
RISHI-laa be main uthaaleta hun...
Abeer-Bitch please ab humlog apna kaam khud kartey hain we are changed...kyun be AP..
Main-A Rishi mera bag uthaale bhai woh aise he gyaan pelega ...bahot bhaari hai bhisi(BC)...
Ye sun sablog hanspadde...
Andar aatey he main sofa par girr pada toh kissi ne piche se aake meri aankhon par hath rakhdiye...
Main-Waah re Meenu itane thande hath kaise hain Tere...
Meenu-what...t.t tumne kaise pehchaana ...
Main-remember who I am ...
Iss ghar mein ek tu he hai Jo aisa kar shakti hai baaki koi hath naa lagaata mereko aise ...
Meenu-Thats why I missed u guyss so much....
Main-or kya haal chaal hain tere..?
Meenu-abtak boring ab bahot badhiya ...
Main-shabbas..ab jaldi se khaana lagwaadey bahot bukh lagi hai woh party waala bakwass khaana nahi khaana mereko...
Meenu-Ok boss...
Uske baad hum sablog Dining table par baithgaye ...
Main-ghurrna bandh karo re yaar I am sorry bataake jaata toh reh nahi paata wahaan...
Mangal-we can understand bhai no problem ....
Main-toh ghurrna bandh karo yaar...khaana khaalun...
Mangal-kon ghurr raha hai...
Main-babhi ,Anjali ,Rishi or bhai ....
Babhi-out of curiosity ek question...?
Main-yahi ki itana fit kaise hua main....
Babhi-haan ...lekin tujhe kaise pata ...?
Main-ohh! Come on babhi I know everything...Suno Jab main rehab centre mein tha toh wahaan ek drug addict tha Jo recovery par tha almost theek ho chuka tha 7 saal wahaan raha tha woh ....Jitsu naam tha uska Chinese tha 54 ki ummar thi Chinese Secret Service kaa best Hitman tha woh ek time par,Karate ,Taekwondo,Muay Thai,Krav Maga Or uske alaawa 11 or martial arts form mein expert tha....
Abeer-agreed mere jaise 2-3 ko haraade ek sath aisa tha woh jabki shareer AP ki tarah merese half tha uska lekin techniques, skills ,lightning fast reflexes ,Uska dimah or uski saalon ki training usko help karti thi...merese half sareer mein merese double powerful punch maardeta tha woh or merese double powerful punch apne pait mein sehleta tha ...he was a god men absolute god ....Maine bahaar se dekha tha usko as start mein main allowed nahi tha Andar iske sath...Or believe me 55 approx age mein bhi itana Sab karta tha woh ...
Abeer ki baat sun sabke munh khullgaye they khullne bhi caahiye as Jitsu tha he itana faadu ...
Main-haa he was a god ... lekin ek accident mein uski Wife or 12 saal ki beti ki death hogayi jiske baad woh pagal saa hogaya or drugs or Nashe ki taraf chal pada or at last uske dost ne usse Rehab centre mein bharti karwaaya jahaan 7 saal raha woh jab main gaya wahaan toh usse release kar rahe they lekin woh bahaar jaana nahi caahta tha kyunki bahaar uska kuch nahi bacha tha ab ... pichle 7 saal se yahi uska ghar tha lekin ab Centre waalon ko uske dost ne paisa dena bandh kardiya toh woh usko release kar rahe they lekin na jaane kyun Maine uski 3 saal ki fees bharrdi or usne kahaa I owe you one or wahaan se humaari dosti chaalu hui or woh mujhe train karne laga log wahaan meditation kartey they lekin main wahaan Khudko train karne mein laga tha suru mein toh 24 hours mein se rojj humlog 17-18 ghantey training kartey they Vertigo ne mujhe aisa bana diya tha ki main harr move harr details harr cheej seconds mein seekh jaata tha woh bhi bilkul same 2 same Uski tarah , mera dimag ab ek Robot tha pehle se bhi tejj ...suru k 2 month bahot jyaada dikkat hui bina pills k main pagal saa hone lagjaata tha Lekin Abeer or Jitsu me mujhe sambhaala or uske baad main nahi ruka thakta main tha nahi or jitsu ko koi thaka nahi shakta tha total 7500 + ghantey Maine training Lee hai Jo normal aadmi k 7 saal ki mehnat k baraabar hai ...Khud Jitsu Jo worpd kaa Top class martial arts expert tha usne kahaa tha ki Maine Jo 12 saal mein seekha hai tu 1.5 saal mein seekhgaya...training itani tuff and brutal thi meri body par abhi bhi scars hain ...
Sab-Oh my god...really..
Main-Yep...I am the best there is The best there was the best there ever will be...Abeer bhi bacha hai mere saamne ...
Sam-chal be itani bhi matt faink...
Main-u know nothing biatch.....
Mangal-So how was life there...
Main-like hell literally hell...Bro don't even ask it was worst then surendra here...Kya kya hota tha udhar bhai puchiyo matt kyunki main bataaunga bhi nahi....Jikar bhi naa kariyo doobara..
Mangal-ok OK...
Babhi-koi Ladki passand aai wahaan....
Main-aji haan main toh wahaan Ladkiyaan he pataane gaya tha ladkiyaan Milli bhi toh aisi thi Jo merese bhi jyaada drug addict thi shakal se toh unka gender bhi samjh nahi aata tha regular 1-2 bandey marrtey they udhar regular ...Mangal terese jyaada mardaana shakal toh wahaan auraton ki thi ...
Ye Sun sablog Hans paddey...
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