Update-98(Wink)
Main Piche baitha, Aage Ashish, Sneha, Arushi, Ajit or unke 2-3 punter log jinka naam naa maalum mereko third bench par baithey they.. Abhi, Lucky, Sana or Mouni and ek do or punter 2nd bench Par.. Riya, Divya or kuch padhne waali ladkiyaan first bench par thi ye sab Abhi ki gang thi like total college mein se 50% supporters uske iss class mein he they kyunki class waalon ki help kardeta tha ye toh iski Party k jo main bandey they woh issi class mein they bahaar k Bandon ko bus ek do chutiya posts derakhi thi.. ... or main apna as usual last third par. Humse piche koi baithta he nahi hai bc...
Ashish-Aise akela kaise aaj baaki Sab kidhar gaye...?
Main-Yamunanagar..
Ash-What the fuck.. Kya karne..?
Main-Kand...
Ash-tu nahi gaya..
Main-kand bada tha main darr gaya...
Ash-jaa be juthe... Udhar kya bore horaha hai idhar aaja..
Main-Jaa be jhingur...
Ash-Bore hoga bc..
Ab te aand khaaega nahi jaaunga toh isliye Main Apni 2 kitaabein uthake aage aaya 5th bench par Ashish or mere bich ek bench chhod diya maine warna woh baaton baaton mein he cancer dedeta... Thodi derr baad Jab Nicki mam nahi aai toh maine socha aaj free Hai class... Toh maine Phone nikaala or earphone lagaake Mast baith gaya.. Thodi derr baad Ananya wahaan aai or merese aage waale bench par baithgayi... Just mere saamne...
Ana-Hi...
Maine Earphone nikaale...
Main-Hi...
Ana-How are you AP...?
Main-Good Good what about you..?
Ana-I am great.
Main-Nice nice...
Fir woh baaki friends se hi hello karne lagi and maine waapis earphones lagaa liye... Or mast YouTube Par gaane sunaney laga... 5 minute he hue they ki kissi ne side se mere kandhe par hath rakha... Maine dekha toh Nicki mam thi woh...
Nicki-Hello Sir aagayi hun main...
Main-Sorry...
Nicki-Rakhdo Inko ab andar.....
Main-(aaram se) listen Yaar please Throw me out of the class..
Nicki-What...?
Main-class se bahaar nikaal do please.....
Nicki-lekin kyun....?
Main-Bored as hell uppar se akela hun and bad mood...
Nicki-Nope tune 60% classes miss ki hain meri aane k baad...
Main-Please.. Ghar par tution lelunga free hotey he aapse...
Nicki-OK ok... AP out of The Class...
Ye line madam ne tejj boli Jo class mein sabne suni or main uthkar bahaar aagaya... Haash bc Bina sam ravi k class mein baithana mahabharat horaha hai.... Main wahaan se seedha Canteen mein aaya Laxman ko coffee kaa bolke seedha guffa mein aaya or cigarette jalaai Rohit ko call kiya toh uska mobile Switch off tha maine coffee pee or Laxman ko kahaa ki koi andar naa aae or fir main wahaan paddey bed par lait kar social media par up to date hone laga... Kaafi derr phone mein bakchodi karne k baad mujhe bhi naa maalum padda kab nind aagayi bc juttey pehney pehney he sogaya tha main... Uske baad meri nind 1.30 pm par khulli...
Main-What the fuck 2.5 ghantey sogaya be lawde... What the fuck... Lekin Jo bhi hai time pass toh hua gand maraae duniya daari...
Main utha bahaar aaya toh ikka dukka students they canteen mein classes over hogayi thi almost...
Lax - Good morning bhau...
Main - Bc Laxman gajab nind aai...
Lax-haan dekha maine gaya tha main 1-2 baar andar so he rahe they...
Maine hath munh dhoya kapdey wagairaah set kiye... Or Phone uthaaya Toh usme lucky ki 5 miss calls thi bc ab iss lawde ko kya caahiye... Pehle maine rohit ko call kiya toh pata chala woh subah class he naa gaya seedha waapis ghar chala gaya tha uska alag he scene hai bc kabhi bhi kahin bhi chala jaata hai... Uske baad Maine lucky ko call kiya...
Main-Kya hua lawde...
Lucky-Abe Nicki mam ne bola tha teri copy or book rehgayi thi class mein... Toh unhone mujhe dedi dono or boli call karke tereko waapis kardun...
Main-Oh shit...
Lucky - Tab College mein tha ab humlog ghar chale gaye...
Bc bina books agar ghar mein ghussa or babhi ne dekhliya toh lawde lagjaaenge bc aise nahi jaa shakta..
Main-Abhi kidhar hain books...
Lucky-Mere ghar par humlog idhar he hain aaja...
Main-gate par dediyo call karlunga main...
Lucky - chinta Matt Kar Mere mom dad naa hain ghar par andar he aaijaiyo college waale bandey he hain khaali Meeting chal rahi hai...
Main-Bhenchod thakk nahi jaatey kya tumlog politics politics khel k bc...
Lucky-See you here bye...
Mujhe Lucky kaa ghar maalum tha as us din Meera ko drop kiya tha wahaan par.. Main seedha wahaan pohancha gaadi bahaar he rouki Guards ne mujhe seedha andar Jaane diya shayad Lucky ne boldiya hoga.. Andar lawn mein alag he scene tha... Lucky, Ashish, Ajit, Sneha, Divya, Sana, Arushi Mouni or Ananya inke alaawa 3-4 ladke or they sab chairs wagairaah lagaake baithey they or kuch serious discussion kar re le they bc... Uske alaawa Meera bhi wahin thi dusri taraf Ek kone mein phone par baat Kar rahi thi mujhe sabse pehle ussi ne dekha toh woh turant phone cut karke meri side aai...
Meera-AP...
Main-Hello Madam... Abhi tak yahin ho tum...
Meera-abhi 1 week baaki hai mera.. And i am enjoying myself here..
Main-Hell yeah...
Meera-U never called me...
Main - Pucho Matt yaar busy as hell new case uppar se lots of shit going on... I gotta talk to you...
Meera-Sure bolo..
Main - Not here... Lets meet up for coffee... 5 in the evening...
Meera-Oh Sure...
Main-I'll pick you up...
Humlog durr they toh abhi tak Lucky gang ne mujhe nahi dekha tha issi liye main aage gaya... Toh bc wohlog College Politics ki baatein he kar rahe they ki kaise exams schedule banana caahiye... Hostel kaa kuch wagairaah wagairaah bhenchod cancer kahin k..
Meera-Lucky AP is here...
Ispar woh sablog humaari taraf muddey even mujhe dekh Surprised they woh log yaani Lucky ne bataaya nahi tha main aaraha hun karke..
Ashish-AP tu bhi humaari party join kar raha hai...
Main-Bro You need to shut the hell up... Tera sense of humor last 2 saal mein 0 se minus mein chala gaya hai... Meri books lene aaya hun main...
Lucky-Main Leke aata hun...
Ye bolke lucky andar chala gaya...
Meera-So bolo AP kya loge coffee...?
Main - abhi late horaha hun yaar gotta bounce...
Meera-Busy busy busy You should take rest sometimes...
Main - Aaj pura din Rest par he tha frankly speaking so raha tha pura din i am free now but woh toh abhi Coffee peeke aaya tha toh yahi bahaana Milla toh chipka diya...
Ye sun sabko hansi aagayi...
Ashish-How do you know Meera di...?
Main-She works with me....
Ashish-Tu CBI k liye bhi kaam karta hai kya what the fuck...?
Main - nope... They work for me...
Meera-Shut up AP... Ashish he Is an friend of mine...
Ashish-Wahi main sochun tu CBI k sath kabse hogaya...
Main-Bro shut up...
Ashish-fuck you...
Main-Meera this guy is so disgusting... Sana is also here Hello Sana...
Sana-I am always around AP tum dhyaan naa detey...
Ashish-Woh Ex girlfriends ko yaad nahi rakhta... Sorry...
Ye baat thi toh 100 takka sahi mujhe hansi bhi andar andar bahot aai Ashish lawda is savage but Thoda awkward laga Ananya k saamne but shayad usne ignore kardi ye baat..
Sana - Shut up Ashish we are still good friends...
Main-Yeah... Hello Ananya, Mouni, Sneha, Ajit bhai, Divya Arushi....
Sab-Hello AP...
Main-Ye 4 kon hain...?
Ajit-Apni he class k hain yaar...
Main-Oh hi...
Lucky andar se books le aaya Usne mujhe di...
Lucky-Chaai, coffee...
Main-Na bus... Thanks for the books men... Bye guys enjoy...
Sab-bye AP..
Ye bolke Main nikal liya bahaar ki taraf Meera mere sath he thi..
Main - Main pick karlunga tumhe Shyaam ko 5.30...
Meera-Sure...
Main bahaar aake gaadi mein baitha he tha ki Ashish Or Ananya bahaar aae...
Ashish-oye...
Main-Yo...
Ashish--Tu ghar he jaaraha haina...?
Main-Yep...
Ashish-perfect tu Ananya ko drop kardega uska ghar tere raastey mein he hai...
Main-Sure sure No problem...
Ashish - Actually main Jaane waala Tha isko drop karne but Tu jaa he raha hai toh...
Main - Are no problem yaar....
Ananya Front seat par baithi Or Ashish ne meri taraf aankh maari... Oh bc toh Ashish koi kaam toh aaya bhenchod shabbas lawde...
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