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Hum uss device mein se Nadeem or uski secretary ki awaaj clear sun paa rahe they..

Nadeem-Ye maadarchod kahaan hai.. Saalon ko deal caahiye yaa nahi..

Secretary-Aatey he honge Sir..

Nadeem-Sima call kar unko or bol Nadeem k pass itana time nahi hai kharaab karne k liye..

Sima-Ji sir..

Sima ne apna phone nikaala he tha ki bahaar ek black Fortuner aake rukki jisme se 4 bandey uttare ekdum suited buited.. Bole toh ekdum professionals..

Pooja unn sab cars or Bandon ki photos nikaal rahi thi.. Woh 4on andar gaye or jaake Nadeem k sath Mille.. Hath wagairaah milaae and then baith gaye..

Aadmi 1-Kya lenge Nadeem ji Tea coffee??

Nadeem - Time pehle he kam hai toh chaae coffee letey rehna mere Jaane k baad abhi bolo kya situation hai..

Aadmi 1-Situation hai prices sir humlog ko yahi sab items UP se 5% cheap mill rahe hain..

Nadeem-Toh jaake UP se lo naa Bhosdko.. Idhar kyun aae ho..

Aadmi1-Sir lekin trust toh aap mein haina..

Nadeem-Ghanta kaa trust dekh bhai price same rahega agar tujhe caahiye toh bol warna main challa..

Aadmi-Caahiye toh surely sir..

Nadeem-Toh price k liye naa ro.. Maal sab badhiya haina..

Aadmi-Ji ji..

Nadeem-Toh bol agla order kab or kahaan??

Aadmi-Woh sab aapko main mere boss se confirm karke message kardunga sir.. Order abki baar bada hai sir or important bhi toh thoda saa price kam hojaata toh bahot achaa hota.. Kyunki humein wahaan takk leke bhi Jaana Hai order..

Nadeem-MP cross hum karwaadenge Maharashtra kaa tum khud dekho.. Harr baar yahi toh hota hai..


Aadmi - Abki baar order bada or important hai sir..

Mera phone baja iss bich jo Anjali kaa tha

Nadeem-Kitana bada??

Aadmi - Pehle waale se bhi bada..

Nadeem-Theek hai main bhaisahaab se baat karlunga. Jyaada kam nahi lekin thoda bahot Kam karwaadunga kyunki tu mera contact hai.. Or rahi baat transportation ki toh MP cross main khud personally karwaaunga agar itana bada order hai toh..


Aadmi-This is perfect sir.. Please baat karein aap apne bhaiya se..


Nadeem-Ek baat bataao Itane bade order kaa karoge kya?? Aajtak naa liya itana bada order Humse kissi ne..

Aadmi-woh...

Aage kuch sun paatey usase pehle humaare 4on taraf 5 - 6 police pcrs aake rukki..or unmein se kaafi police officers uttare or ek inspector seedha humaari gaadi k pass aaya..

Inspect-Sir aapko humaare sath aana hoga..

Main-Kaaeko..

Inspect-Aise kissi ki privacy ko violate karna aapke warrant mein nahi hai sir..

Main-Kon kar raha hai violation ? Hum toh donuts khaa rahe hain..

Inspec-toh fir Ye kya hai??

Pooja-Mera mobile hai...

Inspec-Kya dekh shakta hun main isko??

Pooja-Sure lekin filhaal kharaab hai.. Yelo..

Pooja ne woh device off kardiya tha or woh inspector ne dekha usse lekin kuch naa kar paaya uska naa toh chaalu kar paaya naa he kuch pata laga paaya..

Inspector-Kaafi unique mobile hai aapka maine aajtak nahi dekha aisa..

Pooja-Chinese haina issliye.. Main last year China gayi thi toh wahaan se laai thi..

Insp- Kahin ye koi Spying device toh nahi???

Main-Khud dekhle bhai inspector hai toh tu..

Insp-Kya ye ittefaq hai ki aaplog ussi restaurants k bahaar suspiciously khaddey hain jahaan Iss Waqt Nadeem mojjud hai..

Main - Kon Nadeem main kissi Nadeem ko nahi jaanta, hum toh donuts khaa rahe hain..

Pooja-Lekin jiss hissab se tumlog aae ho uss hissab se lagta hai Nadeem mein kaafi interest hai tumlog ko..

Insp-Yahin rukkiye sir main aata hu waapis..

Ye bol woh thoda piche hatt gaya or call karne laga matlab yelog najar rakhe hue they hum par or jaise he inhe realize hua ki humlog Nadeem k liye aae hain yelog aagaye seedha.. Nice..

Mera phone baja jo Anjali kaa tha maine uthaaya..

Anjali-Kya kar rahe ho tumlog?? Woh ACP yahaan se bhaagta hua gaya hai hadbadi mein koi call aaya Tha uske pass..

Main-Listen..

Maine usko bataaya kya situation hai iss bich uss inspector ne 2 calls kiye jinmein se 100 % ek andar baithey Nadeem ko kiya kyunki Nadeem ko phone pick kartey dekha maine or then woh turant wahaan se bahaar nikala meeting bichmein chhodke or mujhe ghurrta hua gaadi mein baith chala gaya..

Anjali-OK koi dikkat nahi hai agar spying kar bhi rahe they toh bhi warrant kaa koi rule violate nahi kar rahe they tumlog bus cooperate karna tumhe station leke jaaenge main wahin milti hun tumhe..

Main-OK bye.

Call disconnected..

Main-Chill up guys...

Woh inspector waapis aaya..

Inspe - Sir aapko humaare sath station chalna hoga..thode se questions hain bus nothing big.

Main-Sure lets go i'll follow you guys.

Inspe-Humaari gaadi mein...

Main-Hell no uske liye warrant leke aana padega bahot bada.. Tumhaari aukaat se bhi bada.. Main issi gaadi mein jaaunga..

Ye sun ussne mujhe ghurra..

Insp-Ok sir follow us..

Ye bolke woh apni gaadi mein baitha or humlog uske piche piche challe..

Pooja-Lol mast dialogue tha boss..

Main-Yep.. Shakal dekhi..

Jiya-Lol..


Main-Baaki saare gadgets ko thikaane lagaa do gaadi mein.. Gaadi search nahi kar shaktey wohlog bina warrant so we are good..

Jiya-yep..

Humlog unke piche police station pohanchey gaadi mein se uttare humlog..

INSp-Andar aaiye sir..

Humlog uske piche piche andar aae toh andar jaise he enter hue humlog wahaan aaju baaju jitane bhi police waale they woh Humein dekhtey he apni - 2 jagah rukk gaye.. Jalltey hain bhen k lawde..

INSp -Aaiye..


Woh humein andar ek cabin mein leke aaya jahaan woh ACP baitha tha..

ACP-Aaiye aaiye sahaab.. Shopping karne gaye they tumlog toh.

Main-Tatti jagah hai passand naa aaya kuch..

ACP-achaa passand naa aaya toh jasoosi karne lage tumlog iska matlab??


Main-Kaaeko jasoosi??

ACP-Achaa toh kya kar rahe they wahaan tumlog??

Main-Donuts khaa rahe they yele khaaega..??

ACP-Or woh device kaa kya kehna hai?? Laaiye humein dijiye hum test karwaatey hain??

Main-Kaisi device??

INsp-Woh phone jo tha...

Main-Kaaeka phone ye hain humaare phone toh..

Ye bol hum 4on ne apne apne mobile uske saamne kardiye..

INSp - Arrey woh jo ajeeb tha..

Main-No idea boss what you talking about..

INSp - Maine apni aankhon se dekha tha..

Main-Toh kahaan hai??

Insp-Gaadi mein hoga..

Main-Nope..

INSp-Search karun??

Main - Bina warrant?? Dum hai itana??

ACP-wait wait iska matlab tum juth bologe..??

Main-Kaisa juth??? Stop wasting our time sir or bhi kaam hain mereko..

ACP-AP ye MP hai yahaan hoshiyaari bahot mehngi padti hai..


Main-Dude I am a fucking Billionaire sasti cheejein naa rakhta main...

ACP - Koi naa koi naa maja aaega merese panga bahot buri baat hai...

Main-Terese panga??? Abe tu mere saamne kuch hai bhi nahi literally tera existence nahi hai mere saamne mere juttey k niche bhi nahi hai tu usase bhi niche kahin hai.. Baat pange ki karta hai toh bataadun merese panga bahot kharaab hota hai saamne waale k liye.. Main Insaan ko andar se khaa jaata hun.. I destroy people's lives.. MP ho yaa China I don't give a fuck tujhe khaa jaaunga main beta belive me.. Kahin kaa nahi rahega tu.. Or abhi likh k lele Shehbaj ko bhi yahin maarenge Nadeem ko bhi yahin maarenge tere he area mein kuch ukhaad shakta Hai toh ukhaad lena..bichmein aaya toh tujhe bhi yahin k yahin thokunga..

Insp- A police waale ko dhamki deta hai saale...

Main-Same for you beta dhamki nahi hai ye future dikhaa raha hun tumlogon ko main Tumhaari noukari nahi tumhe pura he khaa jaaunga main.. Good bye have a PARLE-G Day Bitch..

Ye bolke main uske cabin se bahaar aaya mere piche piche jiya Pooja or jack aae.. Humlog bahaar nikale toh still log ghurr rahe they..

Main - (Chilaake) Ghurr kya rahe ho be likh k lelo jitane bhi tum mein se Shehbaj k kuttey haina apne din ginlo tumlog harr ek ki haalat sadak k kuttey waali kardunga.. Saari jindagi rotey hue kattegi..

Ye bolke humlog bahaar aae station se toh Saamne se Anjali Mangal or Abeer aarahe they unke piche piche kaafi saare media waale they jo humne he bulwaae they..


Anjali-All good??

Main-Yep.. I Destroyed them..

Reporter-AP sir idhar.. Hello sir here.. Hello.. Good morning sir welcome to MP...

Main-Thanks bro..

Repo-Sir kaisa raha aapka experience yahaan??

Main-Sach bolun toh bahot bakwas aapki police bahot he dheet hai Police hotey hue bhi criminals ki side le rahi hai..

Repo-Thoda detail mein bataaenge sir..

Main-Ji detail mein matlab humaari investigation mein taang adaa rahe hain yelog woh bhi pehle he din...humein he dhamka rahe hain..


Repo-Toh sir aapka kya action hoga iss dadagiri par??

Main-Anjali..

Anjali-Maine CBI ko letter likha hai because there is a clear case of conflict of interest between Us and MP police see we are here to serve our warrant we don't want anything to do with MP police but still they are coming in the middle we have no choice but to ask CBI for help.. And that's what we did now CBI will decide what will happen.. Thanks...


Oho ho ho Anjali Darling on fire.. Media ki aandhi chal gayi thi sabko pata chal jaaega ab ki CBI aarahi hai or humne kanoon k daayre mein rehkar he bulaaya hai.. Inki gand maar dunga Kal main... Nice nice.. Lets fucking go..

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[Avinashraj]

Fabulous update bhai

 

[Iron Man]

Update-18(That's Who I Am)

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Hum uss device mein se Nadeem or uski secretary ki awaaj clear sun paa rahe they..

Nadeem-Ye maadarchod kahaan hai.. Saalon ko deal caahiye yaa nahi..

Secretary-Aatey he honge Sir..

Nadeem-Sima call kar unko or bol Nadeem k pass itana time nahi hai kharaab karne k liye..

Sima-Ji sir..

Sima ne apna phone nikaala he tha ki bahaar ek black Fortuner aake rukki jisme se 4 bandey uttare ekdum suited buited.. Bole toh ekdum professionals..

Pooja unn sab cars or Bandon ki photos nikaal rahi thi.. Woh 4on andar gaye or jaake Nadeem k sath Mille.. Hath wagairaah milaae and then baith gaye..

Aadmi 1-Kya lenge Nadeem ji Tea coffee??

Nadeem - Time pehle he kam hai toh chaae coffee letey rehna mere Jaane k baad abhi bolo kya situation hai..

Aadmi 1-Situation hai prices sir humlog ko yahi sab items UP se 5% cheap mill rahe hain..

Nadeem-Toh jaake UP se lo naa Bhosdko.. Idhar kyun aae ho..

Aadmi1-Sir lekin trust toh aap mein haina..

Nadeem-Ghanta kaa trust dekh bhai price same rahega agar tujhe caahiye toh bol warna main challa..

Aadmi-Caahiye toh surely sir..

Nadeem-Toh price k liye naa ro.. Maal sab badhiya haina..

Aadmi-Ji ji..

Nadeem-Toh bol agla order kab or kahaan??

Aadmi-Woh sab aapko main mere boss se confirm karke message kardunga sir.. Order abki baar bada hai sir or important bhi toh thoda saa price kam hojaata toh bahot achaa hota.. Kyunki humein wahaan takk leke bhi Jaana Hai order..

Nadeem-MP cross hum karwaadenge Maharashtra kaa tum khud dekho.. Harr baar yahi toh hota hai..


Aadmi - Abki baar order bada or important hai sir..

Mera phone baja iss bich jo Anjali kaa tha

Nadeem-Kitana bada??

Aadmi - Pehle waale se bhi bada..

Nadeem-Theek hai main bhaisahaab se baat karlunga. Jyaada kam nahi lekin thoda bahot Kam karwaadunga kyunki tu mera contact hai.. Or rahi baat transportation ki toh MP cross main khud personally karwaaunga agar itana bada order hai toh..


Aadmi-This is perfect sir.. Please baat karein aap apne bhaiya se..


Nadeem-Ek baat bataao Itane bade order kaa karoge kya?? Aajtak naa liya itana bada order Humse kissi ne..

Aadmi-woh...

Aage kuch sun paatey usase pehle humaare 4on taraf 5 - 6 police pcrs aake rukki..or unmein se kaafi police officers uttare or ek inspector seedha humaari gaadi k pass aaya..

Inspect-Sir aapko humaare sath aana hoga..

Main-Kaaeko..

Inspect-Aise kissi ki privacy ko violate karna aapke warrant mein nahi hai sir..

Main-Kon kar raha hai violation ? Hum toh donuts khaa rahe hain..

Inspec-toh fir Ye kya hai??

Pooja-Mera mobile hai...

Inspec-Kya dekh shakta hun main isko??

Pooja-Sure lekin filhaal kharaab hai.. Yelo..

Pooja ne woh device off kardiya tha or woh inspector ne dekha usse lekin kuch naa kar paaya uska naa toh chaalu kar paaya naa he kuch pata laga paaya..

Inspector-Kaafi unique mobile hai aapka maine aajtak nahi dekha aisa..

Pooja-Chinese haina issliye.. Main last year China gayi thi toh wahaan se laai thi..

Insp- Kahin ye koi Spying device toh nahi???

Main-Khud dekhle bhai inspector hai toh tu..

Insp-Kya ye ittefaq hai ki aaplog ussi restaurants k bahaar suspiciously khaddey hain jahaan Iss Waqt Nadeem mojjud hai..

Main - Kon Nadeem main kissi Nadeem ko nahi jaanta, hum toh donuts khaa rahe hain..

Pooja-Lekin jiss hissab se tumlog aae ho uss hissab se lagta hai Nadeem mein kaafi interest hai tumlog ko..

Insp-Yahin rukkiye sir main aata hu waapis..

Ye bol woh thoda piche hatt gaya or call karne laga matlab yelog najar rakhe hue they hum par or jaise he inhe realize hua ki humlog Nadeem k liye aae hain yelog aagaye seedha.. Nice..

Mera phone baja jo Anjali kaa tha maine uthaaya..

Anjali-Kya kar rahe ho tumlog?? Woh ACP yahaan se bhaagta hua gaya hai hadbadi mein koi call aaya Tha uske pass..

Main-Listen..

Maine usko bataaya kya situation hai iss bich uss inspector ne 2 calls kiye jinmein se 100 % ek andar baithey Nadeem ko kiya kyunki Nadeem ko phone pick kartey dekha maine or then woh turant wahaan se bahaar nikala meeting bichmein chhodke or mujhe ghurrta hua gaadi mein baith chala gaya..

Anjali-OK koi dikkat nahi hai agar spying kar bhi rahe they toh bhi warrant kaa koi rule violate nahi kar rahe they tumlog bus cooperate karna tumhe station leke jaaenge main wahin milti hun tumhe..

Main-OK bye.

Call disconnected..

Main-Chill up guys...

Woh inspector waapis aaya..

Inspe - Sir aapko humaare sath station chalna hoga..thode se questions hain bus nothing big.

Main-Sure lets go i'll follow you guys.

Inspe-Humaari gaadi mein...

Main-Hell no uske liye warrant leke aana padega bahot bada.. Tumhaari aukaat se bhi bada.. Main issi gaadi mein jaaunga..

Ye sun ussne mujhe ghurra..

Insp-Ok sir follow us..

Ye bolke woh apni gaadi mein baitha or humlog uske piche piche challe..

Pooja-Lol mast dialogue tha boss..

Main-Yep.. Shakal dekhi..

Jiya-Lol..


Main-Baaki saare gadgets ko thikaane lagaa do gaadi mein.. Gaadi search nahi kar shaktey wohlog bina warrant so we are good..

Jiya-yep..

Humlog unke piche police station pohanchey gaadi mein se uttare humlog..

INSp-Andar aaiye sir..

Humlog uske piche piche andar aae toh andar jaise he enter hue humlog wahaan aaju baaju jitane bhi police waale they woh Humein dekhtey he apni - 2 jagah rukk gaye.. Jalltey hain bhen k lawde..

INSp -Aaiye..


Woh humein andar ek cabin mein leke aaya jahaan woh ACP baitha tha..

ACP-Aaiye aaiye sahaab.. Shopping karne gaye they tumlog toh.

Main-Tatti jagah hai passand naa aaya kuch..

ACP-achaa passand naa aaya toh jasoosi karne lage tumlog iska matlab??


Main-Kaaeko jasoosi??

ACP-Achaa toh kya kar rahe they wahaan tumlog??

Main-Donuts khaa rahe they yele khaaega..??

ACP-Or woh device kaa kya kehna hai?? Laaiye humein dijiye hum test karwaatey hain??

Main-Kaisi device??

INsp-Woh phone jo tha...

Main-Kaaeka phone ye hain humaare phone toh..

Ye bol hum 4on ne apne apne mobile uske saamne kardiye..

INSp - Arrey woh jo ajeeb tha..

Main-No idea boss what you talking about..

INSp - Maine apni aankhon se dekha tha..

Main-Toh kahaan hai??

Insp-Gaadi mein hoga..

Main-Nope..

INSp-Search karun??

Main - Bina warrant?? Dum hai itana??

ACP-wait wait iska matlab tum juth bologe..??

Main-Kaisa juth??? Stop wasting our time sir or bhi kaam hain mereko..

ACP-AP ye MP hai yahaan hoshiyaari bahot mehngi padti hai..


Main-Dude I am a fucking Billionaire sasti cheejein naa rakhta main...

ACP - Koi naa koi naa maja aaega merese panga bahot buri baat hai...

Main-Terese panga??? Abe tu mere saamne kuch hai bhi nahi literally tera existence nahi hai mere saamne mere juttey k niche bhi nahi hai tu usase bhi niche kahin hai.. Baat pange ki karta hai toh bataadun merese panga bahot kharaab hota hai saamne waale k liye.. Main Insaan ko andar se khaa jaata hun.. I destroy people's lives.. MP ho yaa China I don't give a fuck tujhe khaa jaaunga main beta belive me.. Kahin kaa nahi rahega tu.. Or abhi likh k lele Shehbaj ko bhi yahin maarenge Nadeem ko bhi yahin maarenge tere he area mein kuch ukhaad shakta Hai toh ukhaad lena..bichmein aaya toh tujhe bhi yahin k yahin thokunga..

Insp- A police waale ko dhamki deta hai saale...

Main-Same for you beta dhamki nahi hai ye future dikhaa raha hun tumlogon ko main Tumhaari noukari nahi tumhe pura he khaa jaaunga main.. Good bye have a PARLE-G Day Bitch..

Ye bolke main uske cabin se bahaar aaya mere piche piche jiya Pooja or jack aae.. Humlog bahaar nikale toh still log ghurr rahe they..

Main - (Chilaake) Ghurr kya rahe ho be likh k lelo jitane bhi tum mein se Shehbaj k kuttey haina apne din ginlo tumlog harr ek ki haalat sadak k kuttey waali kardunga.. Saari jindagi rotey hue kattegi..

Ye bolke humlog bahaar aae station se toh Saamne se Anjali Mangal or Abeer aarahe they unke piche piche kaafi saare media waale they jo humne he bulwaae they..


Anjali-All good??

Main-Yep.. I Destroyed them..

Reporter-AP sir idhar.. Hello sir here.. Hello.. Good morning sir welcome to MP...

Main-Thanks bro..

Repo-Sir kaisa raha aapka experience yahaan??

Main-Sach bolun toh bahot bakwas aapki police bahot he dheet hai Police hotey hue bhi criminals ki side le rahi hai..

Repo-Thoda detail mein bataaenge sir..

Main-Ji detail mein matlab humaari investigation mein taang adaa rahe hain yelog woh bhi pehle he din...humein he dhamka rahe hain..


Repo-Toh sir aapka kya action hoga iss dadagiri par??

Main-Anjali..

Anjali-Maine CBI ko letter likha hai because there is a clear case of conflict of interest between Us and MP police see we are here to serve our warrant we don't want anything to do with MP police but still they are coming in the middle we have no choice but to ask CBI for help.. And that's what we did now CBI will decide what will happen.. Thanks...


Oho ho ho Anjali Darling on fire.. Media ki aandhi chal gayi thi sabko pata chal jaaega ab ki CBI aarahi hai or humne kanoon k daayre mein rehkar he bulaaya hai.. Inki gand maar dunga Kal main... Nice nice.. Lets fucking go..

Continued..

Awesome Update.
Ye police wale jayada ud rahe the par inhe nahi pata tha ki pahle se hi yahi paln Cbi ko involved karne ka abbmauka bhi unhone hi de diya .

 

[Red Skull]

congratulations for 100 pages

 

[Elite thooko]

Nice update bhidu

 

[rakku]

Police wale AP ko yorker marne ki soch rahe the usne yorker ko full toss bana k six mar deya ...or esi k sath AP ne apni CENTURY v puri kr li...well played AP......

 

[Black water]

Congratulations for 100 pages

 

[Arv313]

AP bhidu tumne aaj tak kisi ki bahan beti ke sath galat to nhi kiya lekin aaj ek baat kahunga ki ye do takke ke ACP ur Inspector ko unki aukat jarur dikhana ekdam faad dalna eske pure khandan tak ko 2.0 ke style me.
Akhir enhe bhi to pata chale ki ye kiske raste me aaNe ki koshiS kar rahe hai.
Love you brother
Waiting for the next update eagerly.