Update-257(Successful???)
Main kaafi derr bhai k pass rukka i know he'll be fine.. Uske baad main room se bahaar aaya again keval bhabhi se galle milla and unko bye bolke nikal gaya.. Uske baad main kaafi derr bahaar he raha ghumta raha logon ne notice bhi kiya mujhe even maine mere favorite restaurant mein lunch takk kiya saikdon logon k bich lekin bhenchod literally kissi ne kuch bhi nahi kiya.. Shyaam 7 baje takk bahaar he tha main or maadarchod kissi ne picha takk naa kiya mera, kidnapping toh durr ki baat hai bhenchod.. Jisase ab ye saaf hogaya tha ki wohlog ab chipp gaye hain or chipp kar he waar karenge.. Bhenchod chutiye.. Main ghar aaya mere aane k 20 minutes baad Chang or Ami bhi khaali hath aagaye bhenchod..
Chang - Ok boss they vanished i guess..
Ami-Yep.. Not a fucking clue..
Main-This is bad.. 48 hours gone just like that and still hum wahin khadde hain jahaan 24 ghantey pehle they.. Fuck..
Ami-Yep.
Chang-24 hours remaining boss.. Ab humse jo hona tha ho chuka aage sab aapke hath mein hai..
Main-Hmm.
Chang-Apna shaitaani dimag chalao.
Main-True normal dimaag bahot hogaya shaitaani he chalaana padega ab toh.. Interesting.. Idea.. Ek kaam kar ye Arjun kaa jo Right hand hai Pawan iski details nikalwa Asap.. Kon hai kyun hai kiske sath sota hai iski family iske dost iske dushman sab caahiye mujhe subah early in the morning.. Jitana jaldi ho shake utana..
Chang-Ye hojaaega bhai..
Main-Subah jaldi uthke kaam suru karna hai time bahot jyada kam hai.. Bahot jyada..
Chang-Ok got you..
Humne jaldi dinner kiya and jaldi he sogaye kal bahot bada din hone wala tha bhenchod bahot bada. 24 hours. Fuck..
Mujhe subah 5:00 baje alarm ne Uthaaya main uthke fresh hoke niche aaya toh niche Chang hall mein he sofa par so raha tha.. Maybe late aaya tha kal raat..
Main-Wake the fuck up bitch..
Chang - Holy shit.. Daraa diya boss..
Main - Details laaya??
Chang-Oh hell yeah bahot saari..
Main-Perfect.. Toh jaldi se fresh hoke aa and bata mujhe time kam hai 17 hours only..
Chang speed se gaya room mein..
Main-(chilaake) Ami.. Oh Ami..
Ispar Ami ki awaaj aai..
Ami-Uthi hui hun.. 2 minutes..
Main-Ok..
Ami 2 minutes mein he aagayi aatey he coffee banaai ussne tabtak Chang bhi aagaya..
Chang-So jo aapne bola woh millgaya.. Pawan Kumar Ye Arjun kaa sabse khaas aadmi hai pichle i think 12-13 saal se, jabse Arjun iss dhandey mein aaya hai uske pehle din se sath hai ye and more importantly Arjun ispar bahot trust karta hai bahot jyada.. Iski family hai obviously Maa, Wife ek beta and ek beti.. Yelog South Delhi mein rehtey hain exact address hai mere pass.. Pawan month mein 1 baar milne aata hai inse caahe kahin bhi ho.. As yelog mainly Mumbai he rehtey hain wahaan se bhi aata hai Delhi milne harr maheene.. Bahot jyaada lagaav hai apni family se isko..
Main-Interesting..
Chang - Plan kya hai boss?? Kahin main soch raha hun wahi plan toh nahi hai??
Main-Hehehe..
Ami-Shaitaani dimag bola..
Main-So humlog Delhi chal rahe hain breakfast Pawan k ghar par he karenge..
Ami-Hell yeah..
Chang-Abhi nikalte hain time already kam hai traffic bhi nahi millega..
Main-Lets go..
Humlog turant he nikale gate bus kundi lagaake chhod diya and bahaar gaadi mein aae main drive karne waala tha..
Main-Time kam hai so speed will be insane get ready...
Time or traffic dono he kam they subah subah issliye maine full speed mein gaadi pel di sehar se nikalne k baad highway par toh 140+ par he thi..
Ami-Damn.. We about to die.. Boss wahaan pohanchenge he nahi toh kya faayda speed kaa..
Main - Shut up let me focus..
Maine 2 ghantey mein delhi enter Karwaadi thi gaadi bhenchod.. Bhayanak..Verna meri crores waali gaadiyon ki baraabari ka shakti hai bc..Ab Delhi aane k baad thoda time laga address takk pohanchney mein. Finally Pawan k ghar k saamne they humlog subah 8 baje. Ye ek colony thi jisme ek mast saa ghar tha Pawan kaa ..
Main-So ready boys??
Ami-And girls..
Maine gate knock kiya jo khola ek 44-45 ki age waali lady ne or mujhe dekhtey he ussne gate bandh karne kaa try kiya jisme woh successful nahi hui as maine pakkad liya gate..
Main-Damn toh jaantey ho mujhe..
Ye boltey hue usko dhakka deke humlog andar aae toh hall mein ek budhi 65-70 age ki and ek ladki 19-20 age ki breakfast kar rahe they...
Main-Parnaam.. Chang ek ladka or haina?? Dhundke laa usse bhi..
Ami-Oh madam hawa nahi warna khopdi kholdungi..
Ye boltey hue Ami ne unke uppar gun taandi unke facial expressions se ye clear tha ki mujhe jaantey they wohlog..
Main-Good morning guys how are you guys doing?? All good?? Baitho - 2 isse apna he ghar samjho. Baith naa aunty...
Maine un teeno ko wahin baithaya unki gand fatt gayi thi tab andar se kuch awaaj aai and Chang ek 23-24 k ummar k ladke ko dhakka maarta hua bahaar leke aaya..
Ladka-Sale tu jaanta hai mera baap kon hai.. Galat aadmi se panga le raha hai tu..
Main-Isse kehtey hain Delhi ki hawa..
Ye sun uss ladke ne mujhe dekha toh uske words waapis uske munh mein chale gaye..
Ladka-AP??? Tu???
Main-Tu nahi aap.. Idhar aa tu bhi baith..
Ladka-Mera baap jaan se maardega tereko saale..
Main-Really?? Hmm really.. Idhar baith lawde..
Ye bolke maine usko sofa par dhakka diya..
Main - So sorry for the inconvenience but kya karun aana padda.. Waise main mostly families ko involve nahi karta iss bakchodi mein but since tumhare Pawan sahab ne meri family ko involve kiya toh main kissi bhi hadd takk girr shakta hun.. Ab time kam hai mere pass so seedha point par aatey hain Pawan ko call karo..
Ladka-Main nahi karunga..
Main-Really??
Ye bolke maine maari uski chaati mein laat woh single sofa par baitha tha or laat lagtey he sofa samett piche jaa girra..
Main-No is not an option here guys.. You have no idea main kya kya kar shakta hun.. Abhi bhi nahi karna call?? Ok.. Chang..
Chang ne uss ladke ko uthaaya and maara punch uske munh k Uppar.. Ab family waale hue serious..
Ladki-H. H. G. Maaro matt. Humein nahi pata unka contact.. W. W. Oh humein khud alag alag numbers se contact kartey hain..
Main-Oh madam idhar dekho chutiya wagairaah kuch likha hai kya??Chang..
Abki baar Chang ne usko deewar se sataaya or uske pait mein punch maarne laga 3rd punch mein toh bechaare ki ulti aagayi..
Aunty- Matt maaro mere bete ko matt maaro.. Main karti hun phone...bhagwan k naam par rukk jaao please..
Main-Ok ok.. Karo call..
Ye bolke ussne saamne sofa se ek phone uthaaya and call lagaya and phone mujhe diya.. Phone uthaaya gaya and saamne se Pawan ki awaaj aai..
Pawan-Haan maa..
Main-Good morning Pawan sir..
Pawan-Kon??
Main-Main bank se bol raha hun loan loge??
Pawan-A kon hai sale tu or meri maa kaa number kaise aaya tere pass.. A.. Bol.. Maadarchod.. Bol... Hello.. Kon bol raha hai..
Main-Tere papa bol rahe hain...
Pawan-. A. A. AP??
Main-Bhenchod sachmein pehchaan gaya tu toh..
Pawan-A.. Sale tere pass ye number kahaan par aaya??
Main - Tu number ki baat kar raha hai mere pass teri puri family hai bhosdk..
Pawan-Kya bakk raha hai??
Main-Ji haan.. Teri family mere sath hai or mujhe caahiye kuch information jo tu dega obviously kyunki dusara koi option he nahi hai..
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