Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[ragish7357]

ab to jitne ki khusi m 2-4 update eksath chhapne the ju ko
but aapne to ek bhi na diya

 

[Vickey.a]

Waiting bhai

 

[ragish7357]

AP bhai "erection" m jeet gae.....,
Matlab ye shoukh v hai bhai ko....

are bhai 'r' ki jgh "L" dal lo
wo kya h na ss m iss topic pr baat krne ki manahi h
iss time m bhut report hui thi iss cheej ki
faltu m kyo lfda krna
isliye modified word h 'erection'

 

[Rajesh]

Update-268(Fight)


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Randy-Pata karne ki jarurat nahi hai Mark Istanbul, Turkey mein hai.. Mere pass pura address hai..

Main-Perfecto.. Perfecto.. Humlog 1 ghantey mein nikal rahe hain..

Randy-Cool..

Main-Boe kahaan hai??

Randy - Sablog Arena mein hain aaj kai events hain.. Boe late night takk free honge..

Main-Utana time nahi hai..

Randy-Toh baadmein mill lena..

Main-Hell no. Yahaan aake Boe se mille bina nahi jaane waala main..

Randy - Waapis yahin toh aana hai..

Main-Still Boe se mille bina nahi jaaunga main.. Also mujhe kuch puchna hai Boe se.

Randy-Then wait kartey hain..

Main-Again time nahi hai you deaf or what?? Lets go Arena chaltey hain..

Randy - Ok chaltey hain but i am still saying Boe events k end hone k baad he mill paaenge..

Main-Woh mera kaam hai..Lets go..

Chang-Aaplog jaake aao hum Niharika k pass rukktey hain..

Main-Ok.. Randy..

Main or Randy wahaan se bahaar aae and Arena ki taraf chal diye Arena jahaan training hoti hain jahaan main train hua uske alawa Arena mein time to time fights bhi hoti hain League HOD and high command k durr durr se Members aatey hain in fights mein participate karne.. Ye sab decide karne k liye hota hai ki who is the best.. Main iss Arena mein i think 200+ baar ladd chuka hun and main keval 1.5 baar haara hun yeah you heard it right one and a half times he haara hun main. My win record here is better then everyone else mera Win record yahaan best hai no one is close to me.. Streets almost empty thi kyunki obviously sablog Arena mein honge these fights are popular as hell everyone loves them.. 8:00 baj gaye they andherra hone laga tha street lights on thi Arena ka shorr yahaan takk sunaai de raha tha humein.. Jo pehle se bhi loud tha aaj..

Main-Damn Arena is getting bigger..

Randy - Hmm.. Aaj 3 Bade fighters aaein hain issliye. Vietnam se ek Malaysia se ek and Tokyo se ek.. There fights will be magical..

Main-Interesting..

Humlog back gate se enter hue jo high ranking members k liye tha andar ye ek stadium he tha jiske bichmein ek bada saa khaali ground and chaaron taraf lakdi ki chairs lagi thi and waakai mein aaj bheed bahot jyaada thi.. Wahaan se humlog Uppar aae jahaan Par Chairs par Bovice, Norman, Rose, Sara and ek High Command kaa official jiska naam tha James woh baithe they. Randy ne aage jaake Bovice ko kuch bola jisse sun Bovice and Norman humaare sath ek taraf aae..

Bovice - What happened??

Main-We are going to Istanbul..

Bovice-Istanbul?? Mark?? No way.. Are you serious??

Main-Maybe maybe not.. Lekin mujhe 100% yakeen hai Mark k pass kuch toh information hai isase related.

Norman - If you are sure then go for it...

Main-I will..

Norman - Don't kill Mark if he is clean please..

Bovice - Yeah he is very loyal to us.. Don't hurt him unnecessarily.

Main-Sure..

Norman-I am serious..

Main-Same.. I got you..

Ab Norman or Bovice Waapis apni chairs par aagaye hum unke pass khaddey hogaye..

Rose-Lo boss you sit..

Main-baithi reh it's fine..

James-Oh look who is here.. AP is that you?? Holy smoke that means the rumours are true you are back..

Norman-Tumhe jaana nahi hai??

Randy-AP ko Boe se milna hai..

Norman - Then you have to wait for few hours..

Rose-Yeah.. 2nd fight hai ye iske baad 4 fights or hain..

Randy-See told you.. Lets go..

Main-Open Arena haina??

Randy-Yess?? Why??Tu participate nahi karne waala..

Main-I am..

Rose-Oh yeahhh..

Norman-Sure if you want.. Go...

Main-I'll end this in 15 minutes then I'll talk to Boe and then leave..

Randy - Yelog apne Country k one of the bests hain AP you know that right?? They'll hurt you.. Jeet jaaega obviously tu but kyun befaltu hurt hona tereko..

Main-Wait and watch..

Ye bolke main wahaan se niche aaya and then gate se arena mein enter hua Boe ek type se referee they wahaan k and woh bhi middle mein he they.. Suru mein kissi ne dhyaan nahi diya lekin jab main middle mein pohancha tab logon ne notice kiya and tab suru hui chillam chilli.. Again my following here is insane.. Boe ko koi idea nahi tha kyunki uska dhyaan fight mein tha and main uske piche khadda tha.. 2 fighters filhaal ladd rahe they jinmein se ek tha 5"6 ki height kaa ek Chinese yaa Japanese yaa Vietnamese jo bhi bhenchod sab ek jaise hotey yelog and dusara ek hatta katta banda tha Indian yaa Pakistani ho shakta tha. Ab jo hatta katta banda tha usse puri tarah Todd rakha tha uss chotu ne uske munh se naak se khoon lagaatar beh raha tha or woh limp kar raha tha jiska matlab uske pair mein bhi chott lagi thi.. Or tab uss Chinese ne khaddey khaddey jump karke maari ek laat uss bandey k munh k uppar jisase woh girra piche jaake.. Damn that was sick.. Or uske girrtey he ussne maarna suru kiya usko laaton se uski ribs par uske pait mein tab ek banda bichmein aagaya jo 45-50 age kaa tha or ussne hath khadda kardiya ye dusare bandey kaa coach tha or ussne surrender kiya tha.. Yahaan 3 he options hotey hain yaa khud surrender karo yaa tumhara Coach yaa Master surrender karega yaa fir you are dead.. Or koi option nahi hota.. Ab medics aagaye wahaan..

Boe-Jue wins..

Main-Hello Master..

Ye sun Boe piche mudda main apne ghutano par aaya. Boe kaa munh khula kaa khulla he reh gaya main utha Boe ko hug kiya.. Boe still shocked tha..

Boe - No way..

Main - I am back..

Boe - Oh my goodness gracious.. You are..

Main-Long story short i need to talk to you or i know event k bich aapke pass time nahi hai issliye i am ready to fight all of them. Sab ek sath yaa fir one by one jaise aapki marji.. Then i need to talk to you..

Boe - Yeah sure.. This is an open house.. First fight of you is with ju..

Main-I am ready..

Boe-Remember if they want to let them surrender don't kill them..

Main-Oh yeah.. Trust me..

Ab main middle mein aaya toh wahaan shorr bahot jyaada badh gaya bahot he jyaada poora arena goonjh utha.. My craze here is insane literally goosebumps.. Literally..

I miss this place i fucking miss this place I will fight every day here agar main yahaan hota toh.. This place is gold..

Continued..

NIce update bro

 

[Sexy boy]

Waiting for your update

 

[spritemathews]

Hi Bro congratulations on 2 Million views and 1100 pages

 

[Sushilnkt]

Update

 

[Rajesh]

Update-269(I Am The Best)
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Jue-You are going down young man..

Main-Hhahahaa.. Shut up..

Ab main middle mein aaya toh ek or Chinese yaa Japanese aadmi bhaagke center mein aaya 50-55 ki ummar rahi hogi uski.. Ye iska master tha 100%..

"No no no he can't fight we surrender.. We surrender we don't want fight".

Ussne apni londiya jaisi awaaj mein ye bola..

Jue-No master what are you saying. We fight we fight. We no coward. We fight.. Jue fight..

Master-No no no he kill you he dangerous.. He Merchant Of death.. He kill.. He kill..

Jue-I will fight I am the best fighter in Asia I no back off i fight i kill him.

Main-Koi translator aake translate karo bc ye bol kya raha hai.. Abe apni language mein he baat karlo.

Ju-Ready you ready.. I kill you. Let's fight. Master i fight you go... I fight..

Ussne apne master ko hath pakkad k ring se bahaar kiya jo usko samjhata raha jaanta hoga mujhey bc. Lekin ab uss Jue ne uski koi naa suni usse bahaar chhodke aagaya woh overconfident i love it..

Ab woh mere saamne aagaya and uchall kudd karne laga karate and all matlab show off karne laga mere saamne aake..

Ab mujhe pata tha ye kya karega yaa kya kar shakta hai ye or wahi hua ussne mujhe jump karke laat maarni caahi toh main piche hatta or ulta uske pait mein maari ek laat jo bahot bhayanak lagi woh gandu niche girra jaake uske munh se bhenchod khoon ki ulti hui tab main bhaaga uski taraf woh apne ghutano par tha..

Main-Good bye..

Ye bolke maine maari ek laat uske sirr k Uppar ekdum kaan k just uppar on point and bam woh blank hogaha uski naak se halka saa khoon bahaar aaya or woh wahin girr gaya.. Tab uska coach bichmein kudd padda.. Woh naa uthne walaa tha kuch maheene ab. I just gave him severe brain damage in a single kick.. I love it... Boe ne shockingly mujhe dekha ki what the fuck was that.. Puri arena mein sannaata chha gaya tha logon ki gand fatt gayi thi ki ye kya hua..

Boe-AP wins..

Medic wahaan aae or usko ek second k liye dekha and woh samjh gaye kya hua hai issliye usse turant he uthaake stretcher par daalke le gaye wahaan se...

Boe-Next..

Ab aaya ek or banda hatta katta 25-26 ki ummar rahi hogi pakka Indian tha ye 100%..Uske sath uska coach tha woh bhi Indian but yahaan coach young tha kaafi 30-35 kaa hoga.. Woh banda full attitude k sath middle mein aaya matlab jaanta nahi hai mujhe..

Aadmi-I will kill you..

Main-Indian hun hindi bol le andrej k chode.. Coach ko bol pass mein rahe surrender k time kaam aaega.. Indian samjhke itani help ki hai teri..

Aadmi-Teri moutt se ye pura arena kaanp jaaega..

Main-Yeah ok.. Jaisa tu kahe..

Boe - You guys ready..

Main-Ready..

Aadmi - Ready..

Ab hui fight suru woh hatta katta banda tha 6"6 ki height rahi hogi achi khaasi body and badhiya built sareer ab uski movements dekhne laga main jisse samjhne mein mujhe seconds he lage.. And then woh aage badha ussne mujhe laat maarni caahi jisase main bacha.. Iski strength thi iske foot mein kaafi powerful kick kar raha tha ye. Ye strength he khaani thi mujhe.. Issliye abki baar jaise he ussne mujhe laat maarni caahi maine uski taang dono hathon se pakkadi and usko piche dhakka diya jisase woh sambhall paata usase pehle maine di meri right kick uske left foot k joint k ekdum Uppar woh bhi itani power se ki usska jaanwar jaisa pair bhi dislocate hogaya uska pair mere force k sath bent hua literally bent hotey hue dekha maine jisase woh bhayanak chilaatey hue niche girr padda or girte he maine di agli kick uski ribs k Uppar woh bhi bahot jyaada powerful, uski ribs crack hoti hui bahaar takk feel hui mujhe crack bhi normally nahi literally alag hogayi hongi jisase woh chilaatey - 2 he dard k maare behosh hogaya or jabtak uska coach ring mein aa paata maine di ek or kick uske right shoulder k Uppar and bam uska shoulder bhi gaya woh ek baar ko puri tarah kaanp gaya and fir niche girrke behosh hogaya..

Tab Boe ne mujhe pakkad k piche kiya kyunki uske coach ne surrender kardiya tha toh main piche hatt gaya..

Main-Best fighters my foot bhenchod..

Main logon ko unki kamjori se nahi unki taakat se haraata hun.. I know people i can predict people i am just better then everyone else. Way way way better..

Ab medic again aaye wahaan usko lejaaya gaya and kuch minutes baad Boe mere pass aaya..

Boe-You won..

Main-Haan dekha maine laao ab next ko..

Boe-No no no.. You won the whole thing..

Main-Matlab??

Boe - Everyone else surrendered..

Main-Wait what the fuck..

Boe-Yeah baaki bache 5on ne surrender kardiya hai..

Main-Fuckk. Aatey he kyun hai fir yahaan sale.. I am about to kill those guys..

Boe - Wohlog fighters se ladne aatey hain moutt se laddne nahi aatey 5 mein se 4 toh tumhe jaantey hain issliye hatt gaye and 5th baaki 2 ki haalat dekh k hatt gaya.. You defeated 2 top class fighters in 30 seconds.. Thats the reason No one wants to fight you..

Main-Ok then.. Fuck those guys. Now i need to talk to you..

Boe-Ok ok.. But pehle prize toh lelo..

Main-Aap rakhlena prize jaldi aao main Istanbul jaaraha hun fir..

Boe-Istanbul..??

Main-Bataata hun batata hun sab batata hun pehle ye over karo and chalo..

Ye bolke Boe ne announcement ki mere jeetane ki again shorr hua wahaan and uske baad main or Boe wahaan se andar ki taraf chal paddey..

Boe-You are getting stronger.. You are way stronger then before.. And way smarter..

Main-I know..

Boe-You literally destroyed them inside 30 seconds.. You are getting crazy good..

Main-Ussi se related baat karni hai mujhe..

Boe - Ok ok..

Ab main or Boe arena mein uppar aagaye jahaan Bovice wagairaah they wahaan ek cabin hai jahaan main akele mein baat kar shakta tha Boe se. Lekin main wahaan pohancha toh sab shocked khaddey they.. I know mere andar bahot saare changes hue they main pehle se better tha bahot jyaada better issliye sablog shocked they..

Randy - What the fuck is this?? You got superpowers or what??

Main-I am the superpower..

Rose-No jokes you are fucking crazy.. What was that?? Woh touch bhi nahi kar paae tumhe..

Main-I know..

Rose - Boss you are getting..

Main-Stronger day by day i know i fucking know ab main apna kaam karlun if you please shut the fuck up..

Rose-Sorry go ahead..

Ye bolke main or Boe cabin mein aae..

Boe-Tumhara gussa bhi increase horaha hai i guess..

Main-Mere gusse se he sab cheejein increase hoti hain.. So yeah..

Boe - Ok Now talk to me what is your problem?

Main-I am getting better..

Boe-Wait what?? Ye problem hai??

Main-Yes..

Continued.

Superb update bro maza aa gaya

 

[RAANAA]

Main-I am getting better..

Boe-Wait what?? Ye problem hai??

Main-Yes..

uff big problems

 

[Vickyabhi]

Waiting bhai