Update-308(A Literal God)
Mika mere saamne khadda tha humaare bich se log bhaagke jaa rahe they Mika ne mujhe ishaare se fight k liye bulaaya..
Main-Let's do it...
Ye bolke main uski taraf badha or jaise he uske close aaya toh maine ek bhaagte hue uncle ko maara dhakka Mika ki taraf or woh uncle Mika se takraaya or usko leke girra niche or main bhaaga wahaan se waapis..
Bhenchod terrorists ki goliyon k bich tujhse fight karunga main chutiya hun kya bhosdk .. Main bhaagte hue main Street mein aaya jahaan par woh chowk tha or wahaan par already gaadi khaddi thi or driver seat khaali thi wahaan par obviously ek patrolling jeep bhi khaddi thi jiske piche ek heavy machine gun laddi thi lekin unhe nahi pata tha woh car humaari hai yaa nahi or bheed k bawandar k bich main gaadi mein itani speed se aaya ki unhe samjh naa aaya hoga.. Haan mere piche waale terrorists ne dekhliya mujhe gaadi mein baithtey hue lekin too late gaadi start thi or maine andar aatey he chalaa di gaadi bheed k bich se bhenchod nikala jarur slow main lekin passage miltey he maine direct pell di gaadi piche se humaare Uppar 1-2 goliyaan bhi chali lekin main nikal chuka tha tabtak ye chowk cross kiya matlab 90% problems durr hogayi kyunki aage waali security k pass keval ak47's wagairaah he thi or aage harr chownk par jagah itani thi ki full speed se nikal jaane waale they humlog.. Yahi mera plan tha andar spot hojaane par ki gaadi ko pehle bheed se jitana ho shake utana aage nikaal lein kyunki unhe thodi pata hai bhenchod gaadi mein he Jim hai..
Randy - You are fucking insane.. What the fuck is this..
Jim-This guy is a fucking psycho kon hai ye Sara..
Sara-Someone who saved your life..
Randy - Ye kya hua..
Randy ne meri ribs ki taraf ishaara kiya jahaan se khoon beh raha tha..
Main-Yahaan bench laga abhi.. Bhenchod Mika maadarchod ne punch maara..
Randy - You fought Mika?? No fucking way..
Main-Technically i did..
Randy - You are crazy..
Ab main next 2 checkposts se toh easily nikal gaya kyunki i think unhe koi idea nahi tha kya hua hai piche. 30 seconds mein aagaya tha main yahaan takk lekin jo i think second last chechkpost thi wahaan dikhe mujhe 3 bandey jinke hath mein guns thi or unhone aim bhi kiya lekin humaare Uppar nahi niche tires k uppar matlab unhe Jim jinda caahiye tha ab itani speed par bhenchod unse tires par goli lawda khaaega mera main easily nikal gaya wahaan se or jo final checkpost thi jahaan se hum road par aajaane waale they uspar bhi guns jarur thi lekin wohlog ne chalaai nahi ulta woh barrels lagaake road close kar rahe they..
Main-Hold on.. Please..
Last barrel lagaa paatey wohlog tabtak main just uss barell se scratch hota hua aage nikal gaya..
Jim-Fuckkkkkkkk..
Main-Seat belts lagaalo..
Randy mere sath aage tha Sara and Jim piche sabne seat belts lagaalee ab time tha gaadi ko pelne kaa mujhe piche 3-4 jeeps bhi dikh rahi thi jisme se 2 machine guns waali thi lekin use nahi ki unhone matlab saaf tha Jim jinda caahiye unhe.. Main unhe easily piche chhod dene waala tha kyunki meri gaadi ki speed unse kahin jyaada thi.. Or aisa he hua main jald he road par unse durr hone laga or ek point aaya jab unhone finally apni machine guns ready karni suru ki or firing bhi suru kardi ikka-dukka bullet bhi chalaai jo humse thoda he side se gayi lekin agle he pall ek badi suv gaadi unke side mein aai or uske aatey he turant firing rukk gayi.. Ab unki khataara jeeps humaara picha nahi kar shakti thi lekin woh suv bhenchod humaari taraf badhne lagi..
Randy -We got company..
Main-Wahi hai ye Mika.. Uske piche khaddi thi ye gaadi..
Randy - Then bhaag..
Main-Don't worry goli woh chalaaenge nahi and otherwise i am a God driver.. Remember.. Humlog nikal gaye samjh bus..
Woh suv ki speed almost mujhse jyaada thi or wohlog distance slowly slowly kam kar rahe they ab mujhe speed kam karni padi kyunki ab woh road par todey gaye jalaae gaye udaae gaye vehicles aane lage they.. Dead vehicles he they road oar active vehicles bus hum dono k he they..
Main-Dekha we are fine yahaan gap bana lunga unse..
Lekin meri gand tabb mari jab uss gaadi ki sunroof khulli or ek shaks nikala usme se ak47 liye..
Ohh fuck.. Ab mujhe gaadi or pelni paddi..
Main-Get down...
Ye sun wohlog seats par almost late gaye or piche se suru hui firing maine zigzag pattern bana diya literally lekin still goliyaan piche lag rahi thi maadarchod ye kon aagaya aisa nishaana...
Sara-Yeah great plan dude..
Main-Just chill i got you..
Main gaadi literally full pail di mujhe wait tha uske reload karne kaa or wahi hua ussne pehli magazine over hotey he gun niche di reload karne k liye or main halka saa slow hogaya jisase woh mere ekdum kareeb aagaye mere saamne ek half jalli hui gaadi thi jo mujhe yahaan maar shakti thi yaa bacha shakti thi lekin maine meri driving ko trust kartey hue woh risk liya or speed badha di or seedha uski taraf he badhne laga.. Tabtak Shooter ko gun bhi waapis mill he gayi thi..
Randy-Watch out.. Watch out.. Aage..
Or maine ekdum last moment par gaadi cut ki or uss dead gaadi ko just touch karta hua nikala main lekin mere piche waale driver Bhaisahab itana focused they ki usse woh gaadi last moment par dikhi kyunki uske aage toh main tha toh lawda usse kuch dikhne waala tha.. And finally ussne breaks bhi lagaae, nahi lagaata toh wohlog 100% dead they lekin itana chutiya nahi tha piche waala usne breaks lagaae jisase unki gaadi slow jarur hui lekin collision nahi taal shakta tha woh gaadi takraai pehle toh bhenchod woh Uppar waala hitman literally gaadi se uddta hua bahaar girra then unki gaadi palat gayi road k side mein..
Jim-There is something seriously fucking wrong with you..
What were you thinking..
Main-Shut up..
Ab main nahi rukkne waala tha fuck that maine aage kaa safar 100-110-120-130 ye speed par pura kiya piche durr durr takk koi nahi tha uss city mein enter kartey he mujhe pata chal gaya tha ki hum safe hain kyunki terrorists wahaan kissi bhi kimat par nahi aaenge unki gand jo fatt jaati hai army se and Mika and team yaahaan aana toh durr ab kuch din kahin nahi jaaenge wohlog.. Airport par aatey he humlog aise kudde gaadi se maano bomb tha car mein. Seedha andar ki taraf bhaage humlog wahaan raaste mein dono drivers mille humein..Humne bhaagte bhaagtey unhe thanks kahaa plane ready tha like humaara he wait tha sabse pehle main enter hua plane mein and aatey he wahaan niche lait gaya.. Bhenchod Gand fatt gayi thi.. Like bahot jyaada.. Sans full rahi thi meri.. Thodi derr k liye main zone out hogaya wahaan se mujhe nahi maalum kya horaha tha wahaan bhenchod.. I did it i fucking did it... Told you Bitchesssssssss..
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