Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

Thread is Live. Updates soon.

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

Bahut jabardast update bhai maja aa gaya ab dekhte hai ki Vietnam me tawahi hi tawahi hogi bahut achha laga Aaj update padhke but starting me samajh hi nahi aaya kya ho raha hai kyunki pichla update bhool gaya tha but that's amazing

 

[Raj142]

MAST UPDATE BHAI

 

[BlooDBath175]

Oh fuck yeah....bhai is back
Nice update bro.keep it up

 

[Chaudhary47]

Nice update bro.
Hell yeah it means you are free for daily updates

Love you bro .no home

Just waiting for lot of action updates.

 

[Skul]

Fabulous update bhai

 

[Vicky11]

Good updates

 

[Vickyabhi]

Fantastic updates

 

[Rajesh]

Update-401(Planning)
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Norman-Go ahead if you are confident then we trust you..

Main-Thanks Master..

Norman - But remember this task is very important to all of us i hope you don't forget this..

Main-I won't master.. I got you..

Ye bolke humlog wahaan se bahaar nikale Norman ne personally mujhe fail naa hone ko bola tha toh i know for a fact fail nahi hounga main no way.. I don't give a fuck kya hoga yaa kya nahi i am doing this shit..

Randy - Kya be hero..

Main-Don't worry we got this.. Easy..

Randy - Pakka??

Main - Yeah..

Randy - Let's do this shit then..

Snow - Hell yeah..

Humlog ghar aaye team ko seconds mein ikatha kiya and sabko bataaya situation kya hai or ye kitana important tha humaare liye..

Main-So i have the plan ready, Randy Vietnam k top gangs ka pata nikaal..

Randy - Done already.. Aage..

Main-Unmein se aisi gang chunn jo best hai lekin kabhi unhone kidnappings nahi ki hon..

Randy - Wait a second bhai humein toh kidnapping he karwaani hai toh humein obviously aisi gang dhundani cahiye jo kidnappings expert ho..

Main-Nahi be chutiye agar kidnappers ko hire karenge toh police waale ghantey k andar unko pakkad k thok denge, kyunki seedha shakk unke uppar he jaaega police kaa and then unko dhundana easy hoga, or naa keval police, secret service and even army takk involve hogi isme samjha iska matlab humein aisa group caahiye jo shakk k daayre mein he naa ho samjha..

Randy - You are so fucking smart it's not even funny at this point..

Main-I know.. So mujhe ek aisi gang dhund k dey jisme limited members hon naa ki hajaaron members hon, limited members hon loyal hon and well equipped hon..

Randy - Loyal obviously mill jaaenge but guarantee kya hai wohlog baadmein dhoka nahi denge..

Main-Actually it doesn't matter. Dhoka unko dene bhi nahi dunga main first because rakkam itani badi hogi ki woh humein dhoka dene kaa sochenge bhi nahi humlog unhe 5 Million Dollars offer karenge iss hit k liye jo unki currency mein kitane hotey hain pata hai??

Randy - No idea..

Main-5 Million Dollars matlab almost 1000 Crore Vietnamese Dong..

Randy-What the fuckkkkk.. Ek hajaar crore..??

Main-Ji..

Snow - Holy fucking shit..

Rose-Damn that's a lot of money..

Main-Yeah so 1000 crore k liye kon loyal nahi hoga bhalla.. Or second humein dhoka deke unhe millega kya?? Jo mera plan hai uss hissab se main unhe terrorists show karunga toh humein dhoka deke unhe fansi he milegi or kuch nahi.. And in sab k baad bhi agar humein dhoka detey hain woh toh dene dey humaara kya ukhaad lenge?? Humaara konsa naam aaega insabke bichmein.

Chang - Boss you are a genius..

Main-I know.. So plan suno sab, humaare log Mau ki ladki ko kidnap karenge or uske kidnap hotey he pure vietnam mein aag lag jaaegi then suru hogi search bahot jyaada log involved honge isme kyunki Mau sabse pehle apni power se apni beti ko dhundane ki koshish karega Police secret services and army wagairaah sab laga dega woh jo unsuccessful hoga kyunki itani badi country mein bina koi clue ladki ko dhund paana impossible hoga jiska ek or reason hai patience nahi hai Mau k pass usko kissi bhi haalat mein uski beti caahiye Asap issliye 10-12 hours takk agar police wagairaah uski beti ko nahi dhund paae toh woh call karega Master ko and then humlog involve honge. Iss bich humaare kidnappers kaa ek banda jo sabse alag he hoga woh akela contact karega Mau ko or usko demand karega uski beti k badle ek aise international terrorist ko release karne ki jisko Vietnam government kissi bhi haalat par release nahi karegi aise bahot saare terrorists bandh honge Vietnamese jails mein so ye easy hai.. Ab isase ye kidnapping ek alag he modd lelegi isase humaara koi relation nahi hoga and then hum Vietnam jaaenge uski beti ko leke usko turant Mau takk pohanchwa denge and bam game over bhenchod uske baad 1% chance bhi nahi hai Mau sochega bhi humein leave karne ki..

Kevin - Damn this is good..

Main - So now kaam suru karo Randy tu mujhe gang laake dey jo ye kaam karegi.. Chang mujhe aisa terrorist dhundke laa jiske naam se hum ye sab karenge,jisko riha karne k liye obviously.. Claire 1 million dollars advance humein un kidnappers takk pohanchwaana hai, jo traceable nahi hona chahiye woh paisa humse related hona he nahi caahiye..

Claire - easy boss..

Main-Let's get to work then.

Ab agle 5-6 hours mein humlog ki puri planning hogayi thi Randy ne ek gang dhundliya tha actually gang nahi crew kehna theek hoga, unko maine cross check kiya toh wohlog perfect they iss job k liye. 10-12 official members they unke group k jo kaafi they humaare liye.. Ab unse meri baat hogayi thi obviously maine ek terrorist group kaa member banke baat ki thi unse or sab dealing hogayi thi even 1 Million dollar advance bhejdiya tha humne unko different accounts mein or paise se he woh samjh gaye they ki hit kitani serious hai uske alawa maine unko saaf boldiya tha ki agar fail hojaao toh its ok lekin agar humein dhoka diya toh jo banda unko 1000 crore de shakta hai woh banda unhe or unki families ko iss duniya se erase bhi kar shakta hai jisse woh samjh gaye they.. Unko 12 ghantey diye they maine preparation k liye and then unhe apna kaam karna tha and mujhe apna.. Simple.. Waise actually ye sab simple tha nahi 1% bhi nahi ye sab bahot hard tha literally 1 mistake pure plan ki gand maar shakti thi literally. Uppar se mere hathmein ab kuch nahi tha sab us crew k hathmein tha jo ye task karega and agar unhone ye successfully kardiya toh bus mera part unsuccessful nahi hoga no way.

Ab humaare pass wait karne k alawa koi option tha nahi toh humne wahi kiya pura din and almost aadhi raat takk, lekin humein finally good news milli raat 11:30 baje, good news ye thi ki crew ne Mau ki beti ko ek night club se kidnap karliya hai kidnapping k dauraan 2 guards ko goli maarni paddi unhe dono dead and ladki ki friend ko bhi ek goli pair mein maarni paddi jisme i dont give a fuck bhenchod gand marrae, good news ye thi ki wohlog sahi salamat nikal chuke they uss area se or apne safe house mein pohanch gaye they.. Oh hell fucking yeah.. Bus ab ball mere ground mein thi or ab main is ball ko jaane dene waala tha nahi..

Continued..

Super update bro maza aa gaya

 

[Rajesh]

Update-402(MOD's Way)
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Mau ki beti ko humaare crew ne successfully kidnap karliya tha and wohlog usko successfully apne safe house takk le gaye they bus ab humein iss situation ka maja lena tha popcorn k sath, Vietnam mein aag lagne waali thi 100% or yahi hua bhi tha Randy kaa ek source tha wahaan par jisne humein bataya ki literally 1 ghantey baad he aag lag gayi thi Vietnam ki capital Hanoi mein, harr taraf police he police thi 2 ghantey baad raids chaalu hogayi thi police harr known kidnapper ko raid kar rahi thi bhenchod khulleaam firing kar rahe they police waale isase ye saaf tha ki Mau ko apni beti caahiye thi kissi bhi kimat par or harr ghantey k sath police force increase hoti jaa rahi thi or raat k 3 baje takk secret services bhi involve hogayi thi isme or 3 baje he futta sabse bada bomb Kidnappers ne Mau ki beti k badle Vietnam k sabse bade terrorist organization k ek captured terrorist ko Riha karne ki maang ki, jo almonst impossible tha government ek ladki k liye usko riha nahi karne waali thi kissi bhi kimat par nahi.

Terrorists k involve hone k baad maamla orr jyaada garam hogaya tha double speed se search chaalu hogayi thi lekin kidnappers confident they ki 1% chance bhi nahi hai ki wohlog pakkade jaaenge or pakkada jaana bhi hota toh abtak pakkade jaatey. Subah 6 baje takk ki news thi ki unka area 2 baar search hochuka tha lekin police waalon ko ghanta kuch nahi milla tha yaani wohlog easily safe they..

Main or Randy subha 9 baje takk live updates lerahe they or tabtak humlog easily jeet rahe they like bahot easily lekin meri gand Tabb marri jab meri aankh finally subah 9:30 baje lag gayi main wahaan sofa par he sogaya tha randy bhi so chuka tha or hum dono ko Rose ne jagaya..

Rose-Boss wake the fuck up kand hogaya hai..

Main - Kya hua?? Ladki millgayi??

Rose - Nahi usase bhi bura Mau ne humaare bajaae ROW se help maang lee hai apni beti ko dhundane k liye..

Main - Kya?? Fuck no.. Fuck no... Fuckkkkkkkk..

Bhenchod ye chudgayi mission ki maa, jiska darr tha wahi hua literally maine iss mission ko harr tarah se perfect banaaya tha literally harr tarah se or sabkuch perfectly ho bhi raha tha humlog almost jeet chuke they lekin bhenchod maa chod di Mau ne saare mission ki. Wahi hua jiska master ne bola tha.. Fuckk.. Mera saara khoon jall gaya tha bhenchod iss Mau ki maa chod dunga main. Mujhe bahot jyaada gussa aata hai jab mera godlike mission kissi maadarchod ki wajah se fail hota hai or aisa he filhaal horaha tha mere sath.. Bhenchod literally meri saari mehnat ki gand maardi thi Mau k ek decision ne..

Rose-Jaldi aao master ne bulaaya hai tumhe.. Wohlog bahot gussa hain..

Main jhatt se utha or munh dhoke Rose k sath - 2 humlog town hall aaye and seedha master k cabin mein gaye jahaan again Norman Bovice Boe and Jessica mojjud they and wohlog waakai mein gussa they..

Bovice -Dekha?? Wahi hua jo maine bataya tha or jiska humein darr tha.. Mau gaya ROW k pass rota hua ki meri beti ko dhund do..

Main-Everything was perfect master sab according to plan chal raha tha. 1000 kadam aage tha unse main..

Bovice - It doesn't matter now does it..

Jessica - Yeah, Mau ko humaare pass lejaane ki bajaae tumne ROW ki taraf he dhakkel diya good job.. Ab obviously ROW waale dhundlenge uski beti ko or uske baad toh bus woh hathon hath he ROW kaa member ban jaaega..

Ye actually sach tha ROW waale bhenchod beshak mere enemies they lekin wohlog bhi humse kam smart and well trained nahi they or koi local gang unse bach nahi shakti, toh woh aaj nahi toh kal Mau ki beti ko Riha karwa he lenge or firtoh Mau bhenchod turant he unko join karlega.. Lekin lund mera itana easy thodi hai Merchant Of Death hun main saala mera mission yun he fail nahi hota..

Jessica - What now??

Main-I got this..

Jessica - Hahahaha.. And exactly kaise karenge aap??

Main-Jaise main humessa karta hun just need to kill a bunch of people.. Dont worry master i got you guys Mau League he join karega that's my promise..

Boe -What's your plan AP??

Main-Simple hai master Main khud Hanoi jaaunga or kidnappers ki jagah main lunga or uss ladki ko dhundane aae harr ROW waale ko maarunga or tabtak maarta he rahunga jabtak Mau apne ghutano par aake aapse help naa maange.. And don't worry mera naam isme kahin bhi nahi aaega.. I promise you that..

Jessica - Well we are in too deep to back off now so i am with you on this one. You fucked up so you should be the one fixing it.. So i agree with AP humein dikha dena chahiye ki why we are better then ROW..

Bovice - Norman??

Norman - How confident are you??

Main-100% i got to this..

Norman - Then go ahead.. Show them who we are..

Main-I will...


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Awesome update bro maza aa gaya


Waiting for the next update bro

 

[Jasdil]

Nice update bro