Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Rajesh]

Update-408(Won)
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Ab wohlog farmhouse ki side jaane lage jo humaare liye acha nahi tha toh ab risk toh lena he tha..

Main-Oye Kevin Rambo banega?.

Kevin -Naa not at all but dusra koi option hai nahi so order kariye..

Main-Saamne ki taraf bhaag..

Kevin - Saamne?? Right side easy rahega boss..

Main-Nahi be right mein bhenchod trees naa hain or kitana he tejj bhaag lena ye 10 ek sath arrow chalaaenge toh impossible hai bachna lekin saamne bahot jyaada trees hain so easily bach jaaega tu.. Or jab main firing suru kardun tab waapis aajaana bc kahin main akela fans jaaun yahaan..

Kevin - Ok.. Lets do this..

Main-On 3...2...1..

Ye sunte he Kevin literally Bolt k maafi uss jhaadi se seedha bhaaga jisase obviously sound hui and wohlog turant bhenchod literally ek sath paltey Kevin ki taraf...

"There There Take him Out"..

Or ye sunte he wohlog ne kardi arrows daagni suru Kevin easily bachjaaega kyunki bhenchod bahot jyaada trees they arrows roukane k liye, ab iska faayda mujhe uthaana tha or yahaan se nikalke unko thokna tha lekin aise he nahi nikal shakta tha main, sunlenge ye maadarchod awaaj issliye main wait kar raha tha un gun waalon ki firing karne ki taaki gunshot ki sound mein aaram se unke piche aajaaun main.. Or finally bhenchod wohlog ne firing suru ki or firing suru hotey he main jhatt se apni jhaadi se piche nikala and thoda piche hattke waapis un bando ki taraf bhaaga or ekdum unke piche aake nikala.. Mere saamne line se 11 bandey khaddey they or unhe koi idea nahi tha main unke piche hun.. Ab obviously maine pehle gun waalon ko target kiya kyunki unki gun mujhe caahiye thi and wohlog sabse close they mere.. Maine smg saamne aim ki And suru ki firing teeno m4 waalon ki pith mein goli maari maine. Pehle toh saamne waale baaki logon ne notice he nahi kiya kyunki meri bullets unintentionally saamne waalon ki firing k sath he chali lekin jaise he last bandey ki dead body giri unhone kiya notice but tabtak bahot late hochuka tha tabtak jeet chuka tha main maine firing rukkne nahi di ab jo smart log they unhone mere uppar arrow daagni caahi but unko maine pehle he thokdiya and ab jo 2-4 Extra smart log they wohlog wahaan se side mein kuddey or mujhse bach gaye..

Ab i know maine godlike plan kaa godlike execution kardiya tha lekin bandey mere piche bhi they or main jyaada derr apni pith dikhaake khadda nahi reh shakta tha, issliye saamne jo bache they unko ignore karke main waapis side mein hatt gaya trees k cover mein.. Ab i dont know Chang and Randy kya kar rahe they lekin main currently bahot bure waala fans shakta tha agar Kevin mere sath nahi hota toh kyunki ab achanak se mere dono taraf se arrows mere uppar fire hone lagi thi unhe main dikhaai nahi de raha tha lekin unhe idea tha ki iss general direction mein chippa hun main, ab obviously mujhe trees kaa cover tha lekin wohlog aage badhne lage toh mujhe dikkat hogayi thi, ok Kevin waapis aane waala tha mere piche bache 3-4 ko woh Dekhlega lekin saamne waalon ko mujhe he dekhna tha I think 5-6 bandey they saamne. Woh dono groups ek sath aage badh rahe they issliye sabse pehle toh main niche lait gaya wahin par and then wait karne laga unka..

Kevin still nahi aaya tha bhenchod bhaagte - 2 India he toh nahi pohanch gaya. I don't know mere teammates aaj kya nashe mein they but yeah i was kind of in a tricky situation right there..Mere saamne waale mere kaafi close aagaye they lekin back waale ab rukk gaye they ek jagah and wahin se arrows fire kar rahe they. Finally mujhe mere piche se goliyaan chalne ki awaaj aai jo ek Pk1 smg ki thi yaani goliyaan Kevin ne he chalaai or mere piche ki side se arrow firing rukk gayi.. Or ye dekh k literally bhenchod seconds k andar literally seconds k andar mere saamne waale sab Bandon ne Kevin ki side aim kiya and arrows daagne lage bhenchod kya reflexes hain maadarchod k.. Lekin ab mujhe faayda uthaana tha iss situation kaa issliye main niche padde - 2 he rengtey hue aage ki taraf aaya or mere safe spot se bahaar nikala, toh mere saamne like 10-12 feet durr he 5 bandey khaddey they or insanely fast arrows daage jaa rahe they meri smg mein almost 10-12 bullets baaki thi jo kaafi honi chahiye issliye maine niche paddey - 2 he suru kardi firing ab pehle 4 toh palat bhi nahi paaye meri taraf last banda meri taraf palta jarur lekin usase pehle Kevin ne uski khopdi kholdi.. Tab jaake main khadda hua orr Kevin mere pass aaya..

Main-Where the fuck is Randy and Chang??

Kevin - No idea boss..

Main-Bhenchod idhar gand marr gayi thi or wohlog bhenchod kya he kar rahe hain.. Fuckk.. I'll kill them myself.. Fucking dumbasses..

Maine pehle toh wahaan se un 3no ki m4's uthaai ye jaruri thi uske alawa 3no k he belt mein 1 - 1 extra magazines thi m4 k liye gajab.. TAb humein farmhouse k andar se awaajein aai toh humlog uss taraf chal diye.. Humlog farmhouse side aae toh andar se metal hitting ki sound aarahi thi..

Main-Randy what the fuck are you doing..?

Ye bolke main andar enter hua toh bhenchod pehli najar gayi meri niche floor par jahaan at least 7-8 dead bodies paddi thi Mika k bando ki and uske baad meri najar gayi saamne jahaan open kitchen mein Randy ek talwaar liye saamne ek bandey se fight kar raha tha uske pass bhi talwaar he thi same ek side Chang bhi ek bandey se talwaar se fight kar raha tha..

Maine pehle toh Chang k opponent ko goli maari or idhar Kevin ne Randy k opponent ko goli maari..

Randy - Holy fucking shit..

Main - Ye sab tum dono ne kiya bc??

Randy - Naa or koi aaya tha bahaar se bhosdk.. Ofcourse humne kiya..

Main-Damn bc tum 2 ne 1...,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, 10... 11 bhenchod Mika k 11 bando ko hand to hand combat mein harra diya that's fucking impressive.. Good job guys..

Randy - Well 2 nahi 3 Jake bhi tha yahaan but yeah we did it..

Main-Good Job that's really impressive.

Randy - Halke mein le raha tha kya..

Main-Naa na i know tumlog kar shaktey ho but itana jaldi kiya that's impressive.. Main toh gaali dene aaya tha tumhe idhar ki bhenchod meri gand marri paddi hai or tumdono he gayab hogaye..

Randy - Hum dono iss taraf aaye toh ek banda already andar enter kar chuka tha maine jaatey he usko goli maari lekin tabhi piche se aaye wohlog bc pairon ki awaaj takk naa sunaai di swords katanas knives they unke pass weapons humaari girr gayi and uthaane kaa time tha nahi toh jo milla ussi se fighting ki and we won.. Jake ne 2 ko maara ek ko pistol se maara tha maine and baaki 6 ko maine or chang ne tapkadiya Chang was insane to be honest.. Last k 2 bhi hum thokdetey but tumlog aagaye.

Main-Good ab chalo bhaago bhosdk Police backup bhi aane waala hai..

Randy - Let's go..

Jake or Chang ne bag uthaaya and humlog bahaar nikale...

Main-Matlab Mika nahi tha yahaan..

Randy - Nope.. Lekin i am 1000 sure woh Vietnam toh aaya he hai i am damn sure aaya hai woh..

Main-Then he will be pissed bc very pissed..

Randy - Yep..

Main - Things are about to be interesting..

Continued..

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[Chaudhary47]

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[Skul]

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[Janu002]

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[Vickyabhi]

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[A.B.KING]

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[Tahirtahir111]

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[Shahrukh]

Awesome update bhai keep posting

 

[Vk248517]

Update-408(Won)
​

Ab wohlog farmhouse ki side jaane lage jo humaare liye acha nahi tha toh ab risk toh lena he tha..

Main-Oye Kevin Rambo banega?.

Kevin -Naa not at all but dusra koi option hai nahi so order kariye..

Main-Saamne ki taraf bhaag..

Kevin - Saamne?? Right side easy rahega boss..

Main-Nahi be right mein bhenchod trees naa hain or kitana he tejj bhaag lena ye 10 ek sath arrow chalaaenge toh impossible hai bachna lekin saamne bahot jyaada trees hain so easily bach jaaega tu.. Or jab main firing suru kardun tab waapis aajaana bc kahin main akela fans jaaun yahaan..

Kevin - Ok.. Lets do this..

Main-On 3...2...1..

Ye sunte he Kevin literally Bolt k maafi uss jhaadi se seedha bhaaga jisase obviously sound hui and wohlog turant bhenchod literally ek sath paltey Kevin ki taraf...

"There There Take him Out"..

Or ye sunte he wohlog ne kardi arrows daagni suru Kevin easily bachjaaega kyunki bhenchod bahot jyaada trees they arrows roukane k liye, ab iska faayda mujhe uthaana tha or yahaan se nikalke unko thokna tha lekin aise he nahi nikal shakta tha main, sunlenge ye maadarchod awaaj issliye main wait kar raha tha un gun waalon ki firing karne ki taaki gunshot ki sound mein aaram se unke piche aajaaun main.. Or finally bhenchod wohlog ne firing suru ki or firing suru hotey he main jhatt se apni jhaadi se piche nikala and thoda piche hattke waapis un bando ki taraf bhaaga or ekdum unke piche aake nikala.. Mere saamne line se 11 bandey khaddey they or unhe koi idea nahi tha main unke piche hun.. Ab obviously maine pehle gun waalon ko target kiya kyunki unki gun mujhe caahiye thi and wohlog sabse close they mere.. Maine smg saamne aim ki And suru ki firing teeno m4 waalon ki pith mein goli maari maine. Pehle toh saamne waale baaki logon ne notice he nahi kiya kyunki meri bullets unintentionally saamne waalon ki firing k sath he chali lekin jaise he last bandey ki dead body giri unhone kiya notice but tabtak bahot late hochuka tha tabtak jeet chuka tha main maine firing rukkne nahi di ab jo smart log they unhone mere uppar arrow daagni caahi but unko maine pehle he thokdiya and ab jo 2-4 Extra smart log they wohlog wahaan se side mein kuddey or mujhse bach gaye..

Ab i know maine godlike plan kaa godlike execution kardiya tha lekin bandey mere piche bhi they or main jyaada derr apni pith dikhaake khadda nahi reh shakta tha, issliye saamne jo bache they unko ignore karke main waapis side mein hatt gaya trees k cover mein.. Ab i dont know Chang and Randy kya kar rahe they lekin main currently bahot bure waala fans shakta tha agar Kevin mere sath nahi hota toh kyunki ab achanak se mere dono taraf se arrows mere uppar fire hone lagi thi unhe main dikhaai nahi de raha tha lekin unhe idea tha ki iss general direction mein chippa hun main, ab obviously mujhe trees kaa cover tha lekin wohlog aage badhne lage toh mujhe dikkat hogayi thi, ok Kevin waapis aane waala tha mere piche bache 3-4 ko woh Dekhlega lekin saamne waalon ko mujhe he dekhna tha I think 5-6 bandey they saamne. Woh dono groups ek sath aage badh rahe they issliye sabse pehle toh main niche lait gaya wahin par and then wait karne laga unka..

Kevin still nahi aaya tha bhenchod bhaagte - 2 India he toh nahi pohanch gaya. I don't know mere teammates aaj kya nashe mein they but yeah i was kind of in a tricky situation right there..Mere saamne waale mere kaafi close aagaye they lekin back waale ab rukk gaye they ek jagah and wahin se arrows fire kar rahe they. Finally mujhe mere piche se goliyaan chalne ki awaaj aai jo ek Pk1 smg ki thi yaani goliyaan Kevin ne he chalaai or mere piche ki side se arrow firing rukk gayi.. Or ye dekh k literally bhenchod seconds k andar literally seconds k andar mere saamne waale sab Bandon ne Kevin ki side aim kiya and arrows daagne lage bhenchod kya reflexes hain maadarchod k.. Lekin ab mujhe faayda uthaana tha iss situation kaa issliye main niche padde - 2 he rengtey hue aage ki taraf aaya or mere safe spot se bahaar nikala, toh mere saamne like 10-12 feet durr he 5 bandey khaddey they or insanely fast arrows daage jaa rahe they meri smg mein almost 10-12 bullets baaki thi jo kaafi honi chahiye issliye maine niche paddey - 2 he suru kardi firing ab pehle 4 toh palat bhi nahi paaye meri taraf last banda meri taraf palta jarur lekin usase pehle Kevin ne uski khopdi kholdi.. Tab jaake main khadda hua orr Kevin mere pass aaya..

Main-Where the fuck is Randy and Chang??

Kevin - No idea boss..

Main-Bhenchod idhar gand marr gayi thi or wohlog bhenchod kya he kar rahe hain.. Fuckk.. I'll kill them myself.. Fucking dumbasses..

Maine pehle toh wahaan se un 3no ki m4's uthaai ye jaruri thi uske alawa 3no k he belt mein 1 - 1 extra magazines thi m4 k liye gajab.. TAb humein farmhouse k andar se awaajein aai toh humlog uss taraf chal diye.. Humlog farmhouse side aae toh andar se metal hitting ki sound aarahi thi..

Main-Randy what the fuck are you doing..?

Ye bolke main andar enter hua toh bhenchod pehli najar gayi meri niche floor par jahaan at least 7-8 dead bodies paddi thi Mika k bando ki and uske baad meri najar gayi saamne jahaan open kitchen mein Randy ek talwaar liye saamne ek bandey se fight kar raha tha uske pass bhi talwaar he thi same ek side Chang bhi ek bandey se talwaar se fight kar raha tha..

Maine pehle toh Chang k opponent ko goli maari or idhar Kevin ne Randy k opponent ko goli maari..

Randy - Holy fucking shit..

Main - Ye sab tum dono ne kiya bc??

Randy - Naa or koi aaya tha bahaar se bhosdk.. Ofcourse humne kiya..

Main-Damn bc tum 2 ne 1...,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, 10... 11 bhenchod Mika k 11 bando ko hand to hand combat mein harra diya that's fucking impressive.. Good job guys..

Randy - Well 2 nahi 3 Jake bhi tha yahaan but yeah we did it..

Main-Good Job that's really impressive.

Randy - Halke mein le raha tha kya..

Main-Naa na i know tumlog kar shaktey ho but itana jaldi kiya that's impressive.. Main toh gaali dene aaya tha tumhe idhar ki bhenchod meri gand marri paddi hai or tumdono he gayab hogaye..

Randy - Hum dono iss taraf aaye toh ek banda already andar enter kar chuka tha maine jaatey he usko goli maari lekin tabhi piche se aaye wohlog bc pairon ki awaaj takk naa sunaai di swords katanas knives they unke pass weapons humaari girr gayi and uthaane kaa time tha nahi toh jo milla ussi se fighting ki and we won.. Jake ne 2 ko maara ek ko pistol se maara tha maine and baaki 6 ko maine or chang ne tapkadiya Chang was insane to be honest.. Last k 2 bhi hum thokdetey but tumlog aagaye.

Main-Good ab chalo bhaago bhosdk Police backup bhi aane waala hai..

Randy - Let's go..

Jake or Chang ne bag uthaaya and humlog bahaar nikale...

Main-Matlab Mika nahi tha yahaan..

Randy - Nope.. Lekin i am 1000 sure woh Vietnam toh aaya he hai i am damn sure aaya hai woh..

Main-Then he will be pissed bc very pissed..

Randy - Yep..

Main - Things are about to be interesting..

Continued..

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