Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Lib am]

Update-412(Mission SUCCESSFUL)
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Main- Chang beta utha ladki ko..

Chang or Kevin bag uthaake laaye ladki ko humne bahaar nikaala jo behosh thi maine paani uthaaya wahaan se and uske Uppar Daalne laga or bhenchod almost 2 litre paani daalne k baad finally uski aankhein khulli toh still nashe mein he thi woh humlog "You are fine, we are here to save you" ye boltey hue usko hilaa hilaa k Honsh mein laatey hue gaadi ki taraf chal padde gaadi mein baithaaya usko and nikale wahaan se finally woh halka fulka Honsh mein aane lagi thi thode hath pair chalaane lagi thi woh toh Kevin baar baar "We are friendly - 2" chilaata raha uske saamne and woh bhenchod halke fulke thappad mukke maarne lagi Kevin ko itani he energy bachi thi uske andar bus.. Randy ne Mau ko already inform kardiya tha..

Kevin - Oye bhosdk Jake jaldi chala ye maadarchod naakhun maar rahi hai..

Humlog waapis Mau k bungalow pohanchey guards ne again andar jaane diya humein ladki ko dekh khuss hue wohlog bhi acha hai family reunion kartey rehna maadarchod.. Khair humlog ne gaadi again main gate k saamne roukki and humlog gaadi se uttare he they ki Mau bhaagta hua bahaar aaya Kevin ne ladki ko utaara niche toh Mau bhaagke usase galle milla kuch seconds takk toh woh bhen ki lawdi apne baap ko bhi maarti rahi then finally usska nasha or shock durr hue and rote hue dono baap beti galle mille or bhenchod mille he rahe at least 5 minutes takk or tab bhi rona bandh naa hua.. Finally mujhe he bichmein aana padda..

Main-Mau take her inside she needs rest..

Tab jaake unka milaap end hua and humlog andar ki taraf chall padde..

Main-Maadarchod bahaar dhoop mein he khadda rakhne waala tha aaj toh..

Randy-Lol..

Ab humne unko time diya Mau usko andar leke gaya housemaid wagairaah gayi andar and kareeb 5-7 minutes baad ek doctors ki team haajir hui wahaan humlog side hochuke they bhenchod mera thobda aise harr kissi ko nahi dikhaana tha mujhe. Tv wagairaah par bhi news aagayi thi harr channel par lund jaisi bhaasa mein wahi news chal rahi thi bhenchod.. Ab kareeb 1 ghantey baad finally Mau hath jodde hue humaare pass aaya rotey hue.. Bahot derr toh uska thank you puraan chalta raha then woh kaam ki baat par aaya..

Mau-I don't know how i will repay this favor.. I can't repay this but still i will give you however much money you want..

Main-Money?? You think we did this for money? fuck you and fuck your money we don't need money we did this because you are a family to us and we never turn our backs on family.. If you want to repay us then repay us by working for us like you did before, repay us in trust and your hard work..

Mau - That i will.. Dont worry about that i was a stupid once i wont be now.. I'll die working for league..

Main-That's the spirit..Bhenchod ye sunane k liye 1 ghante se yahaan baithey they humlog..

Randy - Yep..

Mau - I will personally meet Master and ask his forgiveness but thank you again for saving my daughter.. I just i just...

Main - It's ok. Just remember your promise now because i dont forgive people who betray me i will kill you and everything you stand for if you forget your promise..

Mau - I won't.. I won't trust me..

Main-I trust you.. Ok then have a good day..

Ye bolke humlog khaddey hue and bahaar chal padde bahaar humlog gaadi mein baithe he they ki ek gaadi aake rukki wahaan jisme se Mika uttara woh andar jaane waala tha lekin mujhe dekh woh humaari side aaya..Uska munh still khulla hua tha.. Lol.. I love it i fucking love it..

Main-Kyun be chutiye kya bola tha tu?? Normal bandey nahi hain woh bhosdk humne ek goli nahi chalne dee unse...

Randy - Inke liye hard hoga naa bechare noobs hain..

Main-Toh yahaan aana he nahi tha bc beijati karwaalee yahaan aake tumlog ne..

Mika-How the fuck you did that??

Main-I am MOD bitch that's how i did that.. I'm built different.. Lets go boys..

Mika ko shocked chhodke humlog wahaan se bahaar nikale..

Randy - Hahahahaha.. Bhenchod Mika ki gand fatt gayi ki ye kya he hogaya.. Ye bawla hojaaega ab bechara..

Main-Hone dey bhenchod apna lund kuch nahi ukhaad shakta ye kyunki humse related jitane bhi chehre they woh chehre ab uppar pohanch chuke hain..So humaara naam aane se raha or ab Mau ko ye ROw mein leja shakta nahi so apna kaam hogaya i dont give a fuck now.. Masters bahot jyaada khuss honge bhenchod..

Randy - True..

Main-Seedha airport he le chal Jake.. Can't wait to get the fuck out of this country..

Jake - Ok boss..

So another successful mission in the bag yet again.. I am off the fucking charts bhenchod i am literally the new face of underworld now. I have done impossible things. I deserved everything i got because i earned that shit.. I earned that every bit. I have achieved everything that a man could dream of but there is still a lot more to come still a lot more to achieve..

Continued..

AP is now in full on beast mode. Shayad ab pata chale ki wo kya demand kar raha tha jo usko nahi mila jiski wajah se usne sab chod diya tha.

 

[yajivagan]

Nice updates...

 

[Sangam18]

Superb update

 

[Janu002]

Superb update

 

[Naik]

Update-410(It's Happening??)
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Humaare pass unka address aachuka tha wohlog 8-10 log they and according to Jake unke pass fully weapons takk nahi they abhi tak issiliye main unhe time nahi dena caahraha tha seedha jaake thokdene waale they humlog unko issliye Main Randy and Kevin teeno ready hue Chang ye Mau ki beti k pass rukkne waala tha. 3 m4's with 1 extra magazines each main uthaake laaya tha uske alawa pistols bhi thi humaare pass so humne m4 or ek ek pistol lee sathmein jo enough hogi.. Ready hoke humlog turant he Jake k sath gaadi mein aaye. 20 minutes ki driving par woh location thi jahaan ROW waale baithe they. Humlog wahaan pohanchey toh jaisa Jake ne bola tha ye sachmein criminal area he tha kuch ghar, pubs, bars, open shops ye sab he tha wahaan, bheed bhi bahot jyaada thi thankfully humein ye waala part cross karke thoda aage jaana tha jahaan bheed yahaan k mukaable kaafi kam thi wahaan i guess thode high level waale criminal ka adda hoga kyunki yahaan ghar wagairaah thode dhangke they and logon k kapde bhi theek thaak he they..

Jake - Woh saamne waala ghar hai boss darwaaja ek laat mein tutt jaaega single floor hai or 3 rooms hain front side mein he hall and kitchen ek sath hain..

Main-Let's go then obviously enter karne kaa ek he raasta hai so hum sablog front se he enter karenge pehle hall mein jo dikhega usko thokdenge then rooms par focus karenge..

Randy - Sounds good..

Main - Jake gaadi ready rakh moddke..

Humlog niche uttare and seedhe ghar k pass aaye lakadi kaa ek jugaadu saa gate tha jo ek laat mein tutt jaane waala tha or waisa he hua Randy ne maari laat gate ko jisase uski kundi tutt gayi or woh sapaat khull gaya Main or Kevin m4's aim kiye hue he andar enter hue hall mein 3 sofas lage they jinpar 5-6 bandey baithtey saamne tv dekh rahe they ab ye sab itana jaldi hua ki wohlog react karne lage tabtak humne firing suru kardi thi or wohlog ek jhund mein he baithey they toh koi bhaag nahi paaya unko wahin baithey - 2 he niptaadiya humne and then hum teeno mudde rooms ki side ek room toh khulla padda tha and dusare room kaa darwaaja pata nahi kya sochke unhone khola kholte he Randy ne saamne waale ki chaati mein goli maari idhar Kevin ne last room k gate ko laat maari jo bandh tha lekin locked nahi tha or saamne se koi lock karne aaraha tha usko Kevin ki laat lagtey he gate thoda saa khulla lekin andar se fir bandh kardiya unhone lekin kundi lagaa paate usase pehle maine gate k uppar se he firing suru kardi gate ye bhi patla saa tha lakkadi kaa toh harr bullet meri andar gayi.. Kevin ne ab gate khola toh gate k just piche 2 dead bodies paddi thi. Ok done and dusted ROw ko lund par rakhta hun main.. Ab maine kitchen check kiya Randy and Kevin ne rooms or koi nahi bacha tha toh humlog turant bahaar nikale gaadi ready thi even gates takk opened they humlog turant baithey or baithtey he nikale..

Jake - 1 minute mein toh waapis he aagaye boss..

Main-Lol.. Good job guys.. Jake ye gaadi ko end kardey dusari koi leke aa aaj kai bando ne dekh Lee hai ye gaadi..

Jake - Ok boss dusari le aaunga aaplog ko drop karke..

Humlog waapis ghar pohanchey Chang ko inform kiya ki kitana easy tha sab ab bus Mau k sabar kaa baandh aaj nahi toh kal tuttne he waala hai kabtak ROW par trust karega bechara..

Ab meri nind puri nahi hui thi toh main waapis aake so gaya or abki baar mujhe jagaaya gaya raat 9 baje or mujhe jagaaya gaya good news k sath..

Chang-Boss it's done Mau ne ghutne tekk diye hain..

Main-Oh hell yeah..

Main jhat se utha and bahaar aaya toh Randy master se phone par baat kar raha tha..

Randy - Ok master abhi nikal jaatey hain.. Ji... Sure.. Ji..

Call disconnected..

Randy - Let's fucking go baby..

Main-Finally bhenchod plan was a success.. Saala bahot time lag gaya maadarchod..

Randy - Master k pass rotey hue phone kiya or sorry sorry boltey hue apna issue bataaya ki please help kardo meri beti ko dhundane mein maine toh sabkuch try karliya kuch successful nahi hua.. Ab aap he mere aakhiri sahaare ho..

Main-Ahahahahah.. Ab aaya maadarchod line par..

Randy - Toh master ne bola ki for sure help karenge even humaara best karenge..Master ne bola hai usko ki Humaari best team filhaal Hanoi he hai ek task k silsile mein, even MOD bhi sath hai toh wohlog abhi aajaaenge tumse milne apna current task chhodke .. Bus Mau ne suna ki MOD uski beti ko dhundane aayega matlab uski beti abtoh mill he jaaegi woh hogaya khuss..

Main-Haan toh sahi socha haibe mill he jaaegi uski beti aakhiri kidnap bhi toh MOD ne he kiya tha...

Randy - ahahaha.. Chal jaldi ready hojaa millne jaana hai usase..

Main-Main ready hun.. Hath munh dho leta hun..

Main hath munh dhoke bahaar aaya toh sablog ready they..

Randy - Also bc plan toh bata kaise kya karenge.. Aise he thodi lejaake usko uski beti dedenge..

Main-Abe woh he toh best part hai sun humlog ab waapis un kidnappers ko bulaaenge ki aao bhai bus last phase hai subah takk sambhaal k rakho ladki ko idhar humlog Mau se millenge usko sunaaenge then bolenge ki leke aatey hain dhundke teri beti ko then humlog subah takk gaadi mein idhar se udhar ghumenge kyunki obviously ROW waale picha karenge apna ki kya kar rahe hain humlog then subah humlog yahaan aaenge and in kidnappers ko thok k ladki ko leke Mau k munh par maarenge faink k..

Randy - Kidnappers ko bhi Thok dega?? Bhosdk thokna he tha toh payment kyun karwaai unki..

Main-Paisa important nahi hai beta task important hai.. Jake gaadi toh humein dedey teri humlog khud chale jaaenge tu un kidnappers ko bula or unko bolna baaki payment caahiye toh sab k sab aana or naya banda koi nahi hona chahiye jo job mein shaamil they keval woh he aaenge..

Jake-Ok boss..

Main - Humlog tabtak Mau ko darshan deke aatey hain aakhir usse bhi toh pata chale Merchant of death kya cheej hai..

Continued..

Superb very nice update

 

[Naik]

Update-411(The MasterPlan In Action)
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Main Randy Chang and Kevin gaadi mein aaye GPS mein address daala and nikale humlog Mau se milne.. Mau filhaal uske ek bungalow mein tha jahaan uske trusted bandey he they bus.. Ab finally bina mask k baithe they humlog toh theek se bahaar ki hawa feel hui finally bhenchod.. Humlog raat 10 baje Mau k bataaye address par pohanchey gate par kaafi guards they but unhone bina sawaal puche he gate kholdiya and humlog andar lawn se hotey hue bungalow k main gate k bilkul saamne aaye. Gaadi se uttarke humlog bungalow mein enter hue toh andar hall mein he humein Mau dikh gaya or Mau k alaawa mujhe mera purana dost Mika bhi dikh gaya Mika k alawa ek female and 3-4 uske bandey bhi sath they Mika k..Mika Mau se kuch baat kar raha tha humein unhone nahi dekha tha abhi...

Mika - Mau trust me i myself will go out there and look for your daughter..

Mau - I have given you more then enough time Mika i can't wait no more your so called best agents are dying out there instead of helping. The kidnappers have not called since, i dont know what the fuck is going on with my daughter..

Mika - But if ROW can't help you then league can't help you either..

Main-Oh you bet we will bitch you bet we will..

Ye sunke woh sablog ne humein dekha toh sabse pehle toh Mika ki gand fatti then wahaan mojjud harr ek shaks Mau se leke Mika takk sablog apne ghutano par aagaye.. Humlog unke pass aaye..

Main-At ease..

Ye sunke woh sablog khaddey hue..

Mau - Please master please i made a huge mistake i was stupid..

Main-Yeah you were stupid.. You betrayed the person who got your back from your dark days you betrayed the person who literally made you who you are today. And after you got some power you decided you are too big for league and you decided to leave us.. How fucking stupid you need to be to make this decision..

Mau - I am sorry Master i know i fucked up i shouldn't have done that.

Main-Yeah you shouldn't have. But don't worry we are not like you we never turn our back on our own people.. Don't worry i will find your daughter soon..

Mau - Thank you thank you so much Master.. I'll help you with any thing you want..

Main-I don't want anything we will find her on our own.. Good bye see you soon..

Ye bolke main Mika ki taraf mudda..

Main-Hello there old friend..

Mika - What are you doing here ??

Main-Put some respect in my name before i slice your throat..

Mika - I am sorry Master, what are you doing here master?

Main-Trip par aaya hun bhosdk.. Thats none of your business...I am here to take over.. Also maine suna tere log local terrorist k hathon bhi marr rahe hain ladki ko toh dhundana durr ki baat hai.. Kya khilaane lag gaya hai tere bando ko??

Mika - Let me warn you guys wohlog koi aam terrorists nahi hain mere bahot saare bando ko easily maardiya unhone so make sure you guys got backup..

Main-I am the backup bitch. We don't need to backup.. ROW waale thodi hain bhosdk..

Randy - Damn that was cold as fuck..

Main - See you around Mika..

Ye bolke humlog wahaan se nikale waapis gaadi mein aaye and wahaan se bahaar nikale..

Main-So 10 baje hain raat k suno ab plan, main ye backseat par sota rahunga or tumlog time devide karlo idhar se udhar drive kartey rehna and jo suspicious jagah lage wahaan uttarke check karke waapis aake gaadi mein chakkar kaatne lag jaana aisa lagna caahiye ki humlog sachmein kissi ko dhund rahe hain woh bhi pure jee jaan se..

Randy - LOL.. You are fucking evil bro..

Main-I know.. Chalo pehle dinner karenge..

Humne sabse pehle bharr pait dinner kiya then Jake kaa call aaya ussne bataaya ki kidnappers sabke sab waapis aagaye hain so sab set tha bus subah hone kaa intejar tha..

Humaari driving suru hogayi or maine khaana khaate he apni ek dose lee or gaadi mein he kab so gaya tha main mujhe kuch yaad nahi mujhe yaad hai jab meri aankh khulli toh subha hochuki thi Chang drive kar raha tha Kevin aage baitha tha Randy mere bagal mein so raha tha..

Chang - Morning boss..

Main-Morning.. 7 he baje hain bhenchod..

Chang - Yeah..

Kevin - Kabtak or ghumna hai boss sir dard karne lag gaya hai..

Main - Oye Randy uth be.. Chalo kartey hain finish..

Randy - Bhosdk abhi soya tha main...

Main - Toh abhi uth jaa.. Wake up.. Chal.. Jake ko call kar..

Randy - Hmm..

Ab Jake se baat hui woh milla humse humaare liye naye official league k weapons le aaya woh 4 Ak47 thi brand new bhenchod finally khudke weapons aagaye hath mein.. Jake ne kidnappers ko call karke kaha ki bus mission pura hogaya hai humlog millne aarahe hain unse and payment wagairaah finalise karlenge.. Ab humlog pohanchey wahaan par mask wagairaah lagaaya Ak47 load ki and door knock kiya..

Jake - The fish is in the net..

Ye sunte he gate open hua and humlog andar enter hue toh andar woh 8 k 8 log hall mein he baithey they unka woh leader mere pass aaya..

Leader 1-Its done??

Main-Yep.. We got what we wanted..

Leader 1-So what will you do with the girl now..

Main-It depends on you if you want to kill her then kill her i dont care..

Leader 1-No no no don't kill her it will bring a lot of heat on us..

Main-Heat toh beta waise bhi aaegi he tumhaare uppar..

Leader - What??

Main-I mean i am sorry guys you all did good, too bad your work here is done..

Ye boltey he mere side se sabne goliyaan chalaai even Jake ne bhi firing suru kardi or Ak47 ki aag se bachna impossible hai or wahi hua wohlog bus bechare marr gaye wahaan khaddey - 2 or koi option he nahi tha unke pass..

Randy - We are so fucking cruel..

Main-The world is tough out there..

Continued...

Yeh sahi h jisse kaam kerwaya use bhi maar dia koyi saboot nahi sahi h
Zaberdast

 

[Naik]

Update-412(Mission SUCCESSFUL)
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Main- Chang beta utha ladki ko..

Chang or Kevin bag uthaake laaye ladki ko humne bahaar nikaala jo behosh thi maine paani uthaaya wahaan se and uske Uppar Daalne laga or bhenchod almost 2 litre paani daalne k baad finally uski aankhein khulli toh still nashe mein he thi woh humlog "You are fine, we are here to save you" ye boltey hue usko hilaa hilaa k Honsh mein laatey hue gaadi ki taraf chal padde gaadi mein baithaaya usko and nikale wahaan se finally woh halka fulka Honsh mein aane lagi thi thode hath pair chalaane lagi thi woh toh Kevin baar baar "We are friendly - 2" chilaata raha uske saamne and woh bhenchod halke fulke thappad mukke maarne lagi Kevin ko itani he energy bachi thi uske andar bus.. Randy ne Mau ko already inform kardiya tha..

Kevin - Oye bhosdk Jake jaldi chala ye maadarchod naakhun maar rahi hai..

Humlog waapis Mau k bungalow pohanchey guards ne again andar jaane diya humein ladki ko dekh khuss hue wohlog bhi acha hai family reunion kartey rehna maadarchod.. Khair humlog ne gaadi again main gate k saamne roukki and humlog gaadi se uttare he they ki Mau bhaagta hua bahaar aaya Kevin ne ladki ko utaara niche toh Mau bhaagke usase galle milla kuch seconds takk toh woh bhen ki lawdi apne baap ko bhi maarti rahi then finally usska nasha or shock durr hue and rote hue dono baap beti galle mille or bhenchod mille he rahe at least 5 minutes takk or tab bhi rona bandh naa hua.. Finally mujhe he bichmein aana padda..

Main-Mau take her inside she needs rest..

Tab jaake unka milaap end hua and humlog andar ki taraf chall padde..

Main-Maadarchod bahaar dhoop mein he khadda rakhne waala tha aaj toh..

Randy-Lol..

Ab humne unko time diya Mau usko andar leke gaya housemaid wagairaah gayi andar and kareeb 5-7 minutes baad ek doctors ki team haajir hui wahaan humlog side hochuke they bhenchod mera thobda aise harr kissi ko nahi dikhaana tha mujhe. Tv wagairaah par bhi news aagayi thi harr channel par lund jaisi bhaasa mein wahi news chal rahi thi bhenchod.. Ab kareeb 1 ghantey baad finally Mau hath jodde hue humaare pass aaya rotey hue.. Bahot derr toh uska thank you puraan chalta raha then woh kaam ki baat par aaya..

Mau-I don't know how i will repay this favor.. I can't repay this but still i will give you however much money you want..

Main-Money?? You think we did this for money? fuck you and fuck your money we don't need money we did this because you are a family to us and we never turn our backs on family.. If you want to repay us then repay us by working for us like you did before, repay us in trust and your hard work..

Mau - That i will.. Dont worry about that i was a stupid once i wont be now.. I'll die working for league..

Main-That's the spirit..Bhenchod ye sunane k liye 1 ghante se yahaan baithey they humlog..

Randy - Yep..

Mau - I will personally meet Master and ask his forgiveness but thank you again for saving my daughter.. I just i just...

Main - It's ok. Just remember your promise now because i dont forgive people who betray me i will kill you and everything you stand for if you forget your promise..

Mau - I won't.. I won't trust me..

Main-I trust you.. Ok then have a good day..

Ye bolke humlog khaddey hue and bahaar chal padde bahaar humlog gaadi mein baithe he they ki ek gaadi aake rukki wahaan jisme se Mika uttara woh andar jaane waala tha lekin mujhe dekh woh humaari side aaya..Uska munh still khulla hua tha.. Lol.. I love it i fucking love it..

Main-Kyun be chutiye kya bola tha tu?? Normal bandey nahi hain woh bhosdk humne ek goli nahi chalne dee unse...

Randy - Inke liye hard hoga naa bechare noobs hain..

Main-Toh yahaan aana he nahi tha bc beijati karwaalee yahaan aake tumlog ne..

Mika-How the fuck you did that??

Main-I am MOD bitch that's how i did that.. I'm built different.. Lets go boys..

Mika ko shocked chhodke humlog wahaan se bahaar nikale..

Randy - Hahahahaha.. Bhenchod Mika ki gand fatt gayi ki ye kya he hogaya.. Ye bawla hojaaega ab bechara..

Main-Hone dey bhenchod apna lund kuch nahi ukhaad shakta ye kyunki humse related jitane bhi chehre they woh chehre ab uppar pohanch chuke hain..So humaara naam aane se raha or ab Mau ko ye ROw mein leja shakta nahi so apna kaam hogaya i dont give a fuck now.. Masters bahot jyaada khuss honge bhenchod..

Randy - True..

Main-Seedha airport he le chal Jake.. Can't wait to get the fuck out of this country..

Jake - Ok boss..

So another successful mission in the bag yet again.. I am off the fucking charts bhenchod i am literally the new face of underworld now. I have done impossible things. I deserved everything i got because i earned that shit.. I earned that every bit. I have achieved everything that a man could dream of but there is still a lot more to come still a lot more to achieve..

Continued..

Mika ki itni beizzati tow kabhi nahi huwi hogi jitni abhi huwi
Mau bhi line per aa gaya sahi h
Bahot behtareen zaberdast update bhai

 

[Vicky11]

Fantastic updates.

 

[Shahrukh]

Awesome update bhai

 

[aj008]

Superb updates