Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Jasdil]

Chloe ko idea to lag jayega ki koi to Banda hai jo league se hai aur uski attention chah raha hai. AP vs Chloe mast hone waala hai.

Action pack update bro

 

[Deadeye]

Congratulations for 1500 pages bro

 

[ARV303]

Congratulations dear brother for 1500 pages and waiting for new update

 

[aj008]

CONGRATULATIONS FOR COMPLETING 1500 PAGES

 

[Ramesh628]

Update-418(The Godlike Plan)

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Ab main Jake k laaye papers padhne laga blooprints study karne laga prison ki foundations padhne laga.. Main prison k andar tha yahaan baithtey - 2 maine harr angle laga liya tha lekin koi bhi plan fit nahi baith raha tha kya sachmein bhenchod impossible hai?? Bc mere liye kuch bhi impossible nahi hai..

Main-Dimag maadarchod kahaan so raha hai tu bhosdk wake the fuck up 5 ghantey hogaye hain maadarchod wake up.. Wake the fuck up.. Kuch toh bol..

Or kya bolun ab bhai saare plans fail hochuke hain..

Main-Abe kuch toh dhang kaa soch.. Ye sun..ek second.. Ek second.. Wait a fucking second..Woh medical reports kahaan hain prisoners ki..

Woh saamne toh paddi hai uthaale..

Main-Hospital staff details and blooprints..?

Woh bhi saamne he hain..

Main-Thanks bhai dimag..

Ab mujhe aaya ek or idea lekin abki baar idea strong tha main firse ghussa details mein or subah 6 baje takk mere pass ek idea tha jo seedha flop nahi hua..

Main-Finally bhenchod..

Main chilaata hua bed se utha..

Main-Utho be oye Jake wake the fuck up..Randy.. Chang..

Meri awaaj sun sabse pehle Chang apne room se bahaar aaya..

Main-Sabko jaga main fresh hoke aata hun..

Main waapis room mein aaya fresh hua and hath munh dhoke niche aaya toh sablog aadhi nind mein baithe they hall mein..

Randy - Kya hua??Chalein waapis??

Main-Lund mera waapis jaaega bhosdk i am back.. Plan mill gaya hai..

Ye sunte he sabki nind udd gayi or wohlog aankhein faad mujhe ghurrne lage..

Main-Yeah bhosdk plan mill gaya hai..

Randy - Jaldi bata kaise??

Main-Hospital k through he...

Jake - Boss hospital k through nikalna impossible hai kal bataaya toh tha..Fake injury yaa fake illness nahi kar shaktey wahaan sab check hone k baad he bheja jaaega woh bhi tab jab uss bimaari kaa ilaaj naa ho unke pass or ilaaj humesha hota hai unke pass..

Main-Maadarchod negative lawde tu chup he reh warna thok dunga..Injuries fake nahi hogi bhosdk real hogi..

Randy - Tu plan bata be..

Main - So suru se suno main prison k andar jaaunga prisoner banke.. Yaani ki main fake prisoner banke prison k andar jaaunga itana toh karwa shakta hai naa tu??Private prison hai bc paise dega toh kissi bhi prisoner ko rakhenge wohlog main ROW kaa agent banke jaaunga jisane crime kiya hai..

Randy - Ho toh jaaega lekin lawde madam ko nikaalne k chakkar mein tu andar matt reh jaana warna tujhe kaise nikaalenge bhosdk...

Main-Hatt be main bus 1 week k liye jail jaaunga. Papers k hissab se 1 week baad meri shifting honi hai out of Vietnam tabtak mujhe iss jail mein bheja jaaraha hai.. Pagal nahi hun main bc khudko or bandh karwa lun jo..

Randy - Matlab sure tu bhi nahi hai ki plan successful hoga yaa nahi..

Main-100% sure nahi hun but don't worry about it..

Randy - Or tujhe pehchaan liya toh kissi ne??

Main-Mujhe kon jaanta hai bhosdk yahaan..

Randy - True...

Main - Fir bhi thoda hard make up use karlenge halka fulka cehra badal jaae woh bhi bahot hai.. Baadmein mera lund nahi ukhaad shakta koi..

Randy - Ok then aage?? Remember Chloe madam ki khudki gang hai wahaan toh unke pass bhi nahi jaa shakta tu..

Main-Don't worry woh main dekhlunga gang wang ko lund par rakhta hun main aage sun, main andar jaaunga or jaatey he Chloe ki gang se panga lunga..Yeah sahi suna panga he lunga jaatey he Then finally Chloe ko mera saamna karna hoga jisme main unko injured karunga obviously unki gang k he knives shanks wagairaah se and khud bhi injured ho jaaunga...

Randy - Ek second lekin injuries kaa ilaaj wahaan andar he hojaaega toh??

Main - Nahi hoga.. Bhenchod tum bhi toh kuch karoge.. Ab andar 14 doctors hain but surgeons 2 he hain or professional surgeon toh 1 he hai yaani serious injury ki surgery karne waala toh ek he hai ab tumlog yahaan kuch bhi karke uss surgeon ko uss din jail nahi jaane doge and dusara surgeon surgery karega nahi itani heavy kyunki uske pass experience nahi hai or remember private prison hai ye yahaan prisoners ko fit rakhne k bhi paise milte hain or prison doctors ki galati ki wajah se agar koi prisoner marr gaya matlab gand maar di jaati yai doctor ki issliye woh noob surgeon most probably surgery karega nahi . Toh humlog ko bahaar lejaaya jaaega remember prison se leke city takk raasta bahot sunshaan hai jahaan tumlog ambush karoge and humein leke jaaoge..

Jake - Boss hospital jaatey time kaafi guards sath jaatey hain..

Main-Haan toh bhosdk thoda bahot dum toh lagaaoge he tumlog bhi maadarchod bilkul chutiye thodi ho kuch toh karna he padega aise baithe bithaaye toh main jaadu karne se raha..

Randy - Bahaar waala hum dekhlenge don't worry about that.. Lekin isme kaafi issues hain like tu humein bataega kaise ki kab tu karega ye sab..

Main-Harr prisoner ko daily ek phone call allowed hai and temporary prisoners ko toh daily 2 calls allowed hain so woh main inform kardunga don't worry..

Randy - Perfect.. Or bc injuries kaa kya?? Seriousness k chakkar mein jyaada serious hogayi toh and agar tujhe yaa madam ko kuch hua toh??

Main-Lund mera.. Abe kuch nahi hoga itani serious injuries bhi nahi karunga don't worry or Bovice se maine yahi toh sikha hai konsa chaaku kahaan or kitana ghonpne se kya hota hai..

Randy - Ok... Ok..

Chang - Sounds hard..

Main - Yep it is hard.. Lekin bhai dusara koi option nahi hai humaare pass bc.. Or fail bhi hotey hain toh mera kya jaaega?? Kuch bhi nahi main toh 1 week baad riha ho he jaaunga so who gives a fuck.. Atleast try toh karna he padega bc..

Randy - Ye bhi sahi hai.. Tu kitana confident hai?

Main-Humesha k jitana..

Randy-Ok then humlog ye kar rahe hain..

Main-Yes sir.. Tu mera andar jaane kaa jugaad kar and fake ids banwa meri.Tabtak main so leta hun.

Randy - Got you.

Main-Let's get this shit.. Bhenchod nothing is impossible for me..

Continued..

Bahut hi sandar update bhai
Congratulations for1500 page
Waiting next

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

Waiting bro

 

[AP 316]

Update-422(Chloe)
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Un 4on ko bahaar faink k main chain se so gaya subah meri aankh khulli ek siren ki wajah se main utha toh ye breakfast siren tha early morning thi i guess 5:30-6 baje honge subah k main utha apna cup uthaaya aage aaya cell k gate se sattke khadda hua main kyunki bhenchod abhi bhook lagi thi bahot jyaada.. Mere cell mein kaafi blood bhi faila tha raat ki wajah se jo jamm chuka tha farsh k uppar bahaar se 4on gayab they yaani hospital pohanch chuke they. Guard aaya ussne mere cup mein half dudh daala jo garam tha and hath mein mujhe ek toast pakkada diya or bhenchod thankfully breakfast thoda theek tha dinner k mukaable main waapis apne bed par baitha and breakfast finish kiya then thodi derr baad sabko bahaar aane diya gaya mujhe fresh hona tha toh main bahaar aaya thoda ghuma fir washrooms side aaya jahaan bc line lagi thi subah halke hone waalon ki.. Main bhi ek line mein laga mujhse aage 3 bandey they lekin mujhe dekhtey he wohlog side mein hatte or mujhe aage aane diya.. What the fuck bc itani jaldi mere charche hogaye they prison mein dafukk.. Khair jo bhi tha ek banda toilet se bahaar aaya toh main andar gaya toh thankfully safaai thi andar. Main fresh hoke bahaar aaya nahaana mujhe tha nahi so main waapis cell ki side aaya toh meri cell mein safaai horahi thi.. Blood marks mitaa diye they cleaner ne safaai chal rahi thi toh main ground ki side aaya bc abtak Chloe nahi aai thi jo surprising tha mere liye.. Fuck..

Ab maine basketball court mein chloe k gang k 3-4 bando ko exercise kartey dekha toh main jaan bujh k uss taraf gaya or unke saamne jaake bench par baith gaya.. Bc koi naa mere charche pohanchaane k liye thode or bandey todne padenge.. Ab main aage kaa kuch plan karta usase pehle mujhe mere saamne se 10-12 prisoner aatey dikhai diye jinmein sabse aage thi Chloe madam damn bc she is cute as hell photo mein itani cute naa lagti. Shakal dekh k kon keh shakta hai ye ek trained killer hai or Asia k one of the most feared person ki wife bhi.. Wohlog meri taraf he aarahe they toh main already samjh gaya tha ki kya hone waala hai..Khair maine unhe ignore kiya tabtak jabtak woh bilkul mere saamne aake naa rukk gaye..

Chloe - Tum India se ho iss baat ki daya bahot aarahi hai lekin tum ROW se ho uss baat kaa gussa bhi utana he hai..

Main-Mere charche bahot jald hogaye lagta hai?? Lekin Aapki tareef??

Chloe - Kal jinko hospital bheja woh mere bandey they..

Main - Aapke bande matlab??

Iska jawaab ek or bandey ne diya..

Aadmi -Matlab Humaari gang k bandey they..

Main-Oh fir toh tum sabka bhi wahi haal karne waala hun main..

Aadmi-Kya bola..

Chloe - (hanste hue) You are way over the line for your age..

Main - Mere cehre par matt jaao..

Chloe - Oh is it now??

Main-Vishwaash nahi hai toh apne bando se puchlo hospital jaake..

Aadmi - You don't want us as your enemies trust me..

Main - Enemies?? Main? Suruwaat tumhaare so called bando ne ki thi from kitchen woh chalo theek tha prison mein hota hai but last night they tried to kill me what do you want me to do just die??

Aadmi- That's why i am here, you know mere logo ki galati thi lekin galati tumhari bhi thi so mere logon ki taraf se i am sorry and now you should also apologize so we can end this rivalry..

Ye sunke main hanste hue khadda hua..

Main-Sorry?? Dude meri koi galati nahi thi so why should i say sorry..

Aadmi - Are you sure?? Kyunki humein sorry bulwaana ache se aata hai..

Main-Boss you are tripping agar tujhe lagta hai ki tumlog muje force kar shaktey ho.. I'll literally kill all of you right here right now..

Chloe - Who are you?? Because mujhe nahi lagta tum ek Nobody ROW agent ho..Your attitude doesn't add up..

Main-Yeah i also think i deserve more..

Chloe - You know tum abtak keval issliye jinda ho kyunki tum Indian ho or ab main ye bhull jaungi ki tum Indian ho.. So you better apologize before you get hurt..

Main - Hahaha..You all can go fuck yourself..

Ye sunke unke ek bandey ne mujhe dhakka maarna caaha jo sabse aage tha or main toh wait he iss baat kaa kar raha tha maine uske push ko apne left hand se rouka or right hand se diya uske pait mein bhayanak punch jisase woh niche jukha or uske jukhtey he maine piche hattke maari laat uske munh k uppar jisase woh piche jaake girra..Ye sab itana jaldi hua ki unmein se kuch kaa toh munh khulla reh gaya or kuch meri taraf badhe lekin bichmein uss bandey ne unko rouka jo Chloe k sath aage tha..

Aadmi - Not here you idiots.. Guards are watching..

Main-Told you.. I don't play around..

Chloe - You'll regret this.. I'll make sure personally you regret this.. Have a good stay ill see you around..

Main - Oh trust me you don't want to do that..No one wants to see me around them believe me..

Continued..

 

[AP 316]

Thank you for the support bhidulog keep supporting as always. Update Posted read and give reviews same deal on hai apni. Next updates kal.

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

I really I like Chloe Madam Attitude so please kal jyada updates Dene ki koshish karna waise acha update tha bhai waiting for your new update bro

 

[Vicky11]

Insane.