Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Rajesh]

Update-430(It Begins)
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430

Chloe - Harris is insane you can't just escape him..He will find us sooner or later..

Main-Later takk kaa toh time he naa dunga madam usko main.. Aap jaantey nahi ho mujhe abhi, don't worry jaan jaaoge..Lets get ready guys..

Master ne pura plan mobile mein bheja jisko maine analyze kiya toh master ne literally harr inch cover karke plan bana rakha tha plan mein humaara route humaare stopping points yahaan takk ki kahaan - 2 check posts honge police waalon k woh bhi mention kar rakha tha uske alawa kahan - 2 risk factor jyaada hai kahan kam, agar main route par kuch hojaae toh kahaan se jaana hai, Abeer wagairaah ko dusare route se as a distraction jaana tha or humse thoda pehle nikalna tha unhe, uss plan mein sab kuch tha maine plan ko thoroughly padha iss bich make up artist aaya Chloe madam ne bahot naa nukur k baad make up karwaya ye pehli Lady thi jissne make up ko mana kiya tha crazy right? ... Khair time ki baat ki jaaye toh main jail se bhaaga tha subah 11-12 baje then main 8-10 ghantey behosh tha kind of or uske baad 4-5 ghantey ab beet chuke they subah k 3:30 baje they or Jake ne call karke humein inform kiya tha ki woh bus aane he waala hai issliye hum sablog ready hoke niche hall mein aaye toh Chloe madam kaa makeup mere jaise he ekdum on point hua tha koi pehchaan nahi paane waala tha guaranteed. . Abeer niche nahi aaya tha toh main uske room mein gaya i know nervous tha woh..

Main-Kya hua fatt gayi?

Abeer-Jaa be main ye easily kar shakta hun..

Main-Mujhe pata hai bhosdk issiliye tujhe select kiya hai..

Abeer - Bus thoda nervous hun first mission hai woh bhi itana important..

Main-Don't worry bhosdk you got this easy humlog ye sab Bachchpan se kartey aarahe hain.. Humne haryana k roads par jab gaadiyaan hawa mein udaai hain toh ye toh vietnam hai yahaan toh humlog aag laga denge don't worry..We are built for this..

Abeer - Hell yeah..Lets Do this shit chal..

Main-Gaadi toh aane dey bhosdk paidal nahi bhaagna hai..Aaja niche..

Humlog niche aaye toh Jake aagaya tha or Abeer ki gaadi bhi jo thi BMWX7 Damn that car is sick..

Main - What the fuck.. Mujhe fast car caahiye thi isko nahi ..

Jake - Aapke liye isase bhi better hai boss don't worry..

Main-Oh fuck.. Good.. So listen guys Tumhaara route alag hai humse jyaada durr nahi hoge tumlog, pehle he nikalna hai tumhe.. Abeer k sath Rose, Chang, Snow, Ami and Claire jaaenge. Main Randy Kevin Chloe and Jake humlog ek sath jaaenge.. Humlog mobiles k through connected rahenge tumhara raasta i think 760 km kaa hai humaara almost 880 kms kaa tumlog pehle nikal rahe ho..

Abeer-Haan pata hai tu still humse pehle pohanchega.. Hawa matt bana, let's go guys..

Main-Dhyaan rahe tumlog keval distraction ho so hero nahi banana samjhe..

Chang - Got you boss..Best of luck..

Ye bolke wohlog wahaan se nikale and wahaan bache Main Randy Kevin Chloe and Jake.. Jake mere sath rahega because uske pass gun thi jo woh legally rakh shakta tha or woh mere kaam aaegi, baadmein agar Jake kaa naam bhi aata hai toh maamla thanda hone k baad woh nipat lega..

Humaari gaadi aai 30 minute baad jisko dekhtey he maine sochliya tha ki koi aas pass bhi nahi aane waala hai mere..Driver gaadi ko drop kartey he turant ulte pair nikal gaya wahaan se..

Jake - So boss i present to you the beast "Maserati Quattroporte 350 GranSport" 3000 cc engine top speed 300 kmph.. 0-100 in just 5 seconds, 8 monstrous cylinders.. Or gajab baat fuel tank full hai jo humaari puri journey k liye more then enough hai so we don't have to stop at all..Or iske v8 engine ko custom design kiya gaya hai inner cooling k sath toh engine garam nahi hoga yaani humein kissi bhi wajah se rukkana nahi padega..

Main-Humlog safely pohanch gaye maano. Let's go..

Main driver seat par aaya Jake mere bagal mein baitha usko map diya maine kyunki usko raste kaa jyaada patta hai baaki 3no piche gaye Randy ne Chang ko call kiya jo full journey connected rehne waala tha. Phone gaadi k bt system se connected tha so hum sablog sun shaktey they..Also hum dono ki he cars ki front screen mein ek dusare ki gps locations and baaki details live thi so hum mein se kissi ko bhi kuch hota hai toh we know hum kahaan kyun and kaise hain..

Main-Let's get going..

And then suru hua woh 880 kms kaa safar jo meri life mein abtak kaa sabse intense safar hone waala tha hona he tha because Ye meri life ka abtak kaa sabse important mission tha. I know main ye karlunga because i was born for this shit..Ab pehle 4 police check points city mein they fir uske baad literally 650kms takk koi check point nahi tha Haan live police waalon ne bana liya ho on the spot toh maalum nahi..

Ab pehle 2 check points par humein roukka gaya lekin na toh unn police waalon ko humpar Shakk hua naa he unhone kuch bakchodi ki Jake ne talking handle ki humaare pass ids thi or police ko ye takk nahi maalum tha woh dhund kya rahe hain exactly.. Wohlog bus naam k liye harr gaadi ko roukk rahe they and then kuch questions puchke search karke jaane de rahe they. Or 3rd and 4th checkpoint par toh humein check takk na kiya bus roukka ek najar dekha id dekhi chehra millaaya mera and jaane diya. Aadhe police waale maadarchod nind mein he they . Holy fuck the make up worked..

Bus ab aage kuch bhi issue nahi tha i was about to go godspeed here..

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Awesome update bro maza aa gaya

 

[Rajesh]

Update-431(Fast)
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431

Humlog nikale wahaan se meri gaadi rocket thi or ye road ekdum makhan they traffic bahot jyaada kam tha because subah k 5:00 baje they bhenchod.. Yaani ye safar main 5-5.5 hours mein pura karlene waala tha..

Main-Ab humlog city se nikal gaye hain piche kuch bhi karna obviously darr lagega he so darrtey rehna but mujhe distract matt karna.. Samjhe..

Randy - No worries bc aisa kya 150 par chalaaega..

Main - Oh you have no idea bitch..

City se nikalte he maine gaadi douda di gaadi sachmein rocket ship thi bc seconds k hissab se 100 then 120.. 140...160...180 bich waale numbers toh gayab he they or ab passengers ki fattne lagi gand..

Randy - Yo bro what the fuck are you doing bc pohanchney se pehle he marr jaaenge toh kya faayda..

Main-Shut up and let me drive..

Gaadi sachmein udti hui jaa rahi thi..

Jake - Boss we are going a little too fast don't you think?? 210 is too much..

Ye freeway almost 200 kms takk straight tha then thoda turnoff tha then waapis straight.. Mujhe early morning kaa faayda uthaana tha bhenchod saikdo speed cameras cross kar chuka tha main iss car kaa fine laakho mein hone waala tha..
Humlog seconds k hissab se kms badal rahe they gaadi ekdum insane thi or main toh fir insane tha he.. Bhenchod ikka dukka cars ko main aise cross kar raha tha maano wohlog paidal hon..

Chloe - Are you mentally fine?? You know if we crash we all are going to die instantly..

Main-I won't crash..But yeah agar hota hai crash jo hoga nahi but agar kissi alternative universe mein 223 kmph ki speed par agar crash hota hai toh humaare or gaadi dono k chithdey takk nahi millenge..

Chloe - Then you better not crash..

Main-I won't..

Jake - city se nikalne k baad 20 minutes mein we traveled 70 kms average speed of 210 kmsph that's by far the fastest i have traveled by a vehicle.. Holy smokes..

Chang - Boss gps mein bug hai yaa aap sachmein 230kmph ki speed se drive kar rahe ho??please don't tell me you are going 230??

Randy - He is.. Shut the fuck up let him focus.

Chang - Oh My God..

Maine pehle 200 kms city se nikalne k baad 63 minutes mein cross karliye average speed of more then 190 kmph.. Thats fucking insane.. Ab finally Pehla turnoff aaya jahaan main slow hua..

Randy - Bro please relax itani bhi jaldi nahi hai..

Main-Ab hai, aage dekh.. Black Audi white Mercedes and silver range rover humaare saamne hain..

Ye teeno car abhi yahaan turnoff se humaare aage aai thi or 100% yelog Harris k bandey they yaa Harris khud tha.. Yaani jaisa master ne kaha Harris ne humaara plan bhaanp liya tha lekin usse ye nahi maalum tha humlog konse airport jaane waale hain warna woh bandey yahaan nahi bhejta balki Airport k bahaar he humaara wait kar raha hota. Ok Ok ok..Good for him,kyunki main unhe aas pass bhi nahi aane dene waala tha.. Maine unhe cross kiya toh un teeno mein 4-5 bandey per car they or wohlog ki dress se he clear tha wohlog Harris k bandey they.. Unhone humein dekha, samajh woh bhi gaye they ki mujhe pata hai wohlog kon hain and woh toh humein jaan he gaye they..Audi waale driver ne mujhe ek evil smile di maano keh raha ho pakkad liya naa bhosdk.. Lekin isko kya pata bhenchod pakkadna toh durr isse dikhunga he nahi main..

Randy - 3 gaadiyaan hain humaare piche but we are chilling we can lost them..

Mujhe bus 4-5 minute he ye slow part ko cross karna tha uske baad toh main gayab hojaane waala tha inke saamne se kyunki fir freeway doobara straight tha.. Maine gaadi unse safe distance par rakhi wohlog aage leke aatey toh main thoda or badha leta or jaise he freeway suru hua.. Gaadi 60 se seedha 100 then 120.. 140.. 160.. 180 and 190 par gayi piche waalon ko samjh mein bhi nahi aaya hoga ki bhenchod hua kya itani speed se gap liya maine unse.. Maine side mirror mein dekha toh unhone dum toh bahot lagaaya 120-130 takk toh woh bhi gaye lekin main literally 200+ tha unke pass koi match nahi tha meri speed kaa..And 5-6 minutes baad maine unhe permanently piche chhod diya tha wohlog kahin durr durr takk bhi najar nahi aarahe they.

Kevin - Ok wohlog gayab hogaye.. Harris ghanta ukhaad lega humaara..

Chloe - Ab plan pata hai usse humara toh woh kuch naa kuch toh karega he..

Kevin - Is speed par humaara kuch nahi kar shakta woh..

Chloe - Agle turnoff par dekhna.. Vietnam mein bahot saare contacts hain uske..

Main same speed se jaaraha tha agle 30-40 mins takk bc meri aankhein or mere hath dard karne lag gaye they mere hath maano chipak gaye they handle se.. Agla turnoff jo 170 kms par tha woh maine 52 minutes mein cover karliya tha jisme 4-5 minutes pichle turnoff k bhi they. Yaani total 115 minutes mein main 370 kms travel kar chuka tha.. Iss turnoff par Harris kaa koi banda naa dikha mujhe road clear tha.. Humne woh turnoff clear kiya or ab firse bahot lamba road tha straight.. Almost 270kms kaa..

Kevin - Yelo mam ye turnoff bhi aagaya aapke Harris ka toh koi atta pata nahi hai..Bola tha na maine ki iss speed par woh kya he karlega apna.We are literally traveling at average speed of almost 200.. We are chilling..

Main doobara speed gain karne he waala tha straight k liye ki randy piche se bola..

Randy - Is that a fucking helicopter following us..

Ye sun maine side view mirror mein dekha toh sachmein humaare piche low height par ek helicopter tha.

Main-What the fuckkkkk...

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Ultimate update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-432(Insanity)
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432

Randy - Fucking hell a fucking chopper.. Bhenchod ye Kya baat hui..

Maine gaadi roukki or main gaadi se niche uttara ye confirm karne k liye ki ye picha he kar raha haina kyunki mujhe still believe nahi hua ki maadarchod chopper leke aagaye yelog.. Or mere rukktey he wohlog uppar rukk gaye, yep ye Harris kaa he chopper hai.. Ok maadarchod ok i see you.. Lekin woh ye bhull raha tha ki Bhagwaan hun main..

Maine helicopter ko ek najar dekha then waapis andar aaya..

Chloe - Told you Harris piche nahi hattega..

Randy - Ab be??

Main-I got an idea..

Randy - What??

Main-Humlog helicopter ko outrun karenge..

Randy - Jaa be .. Straight highway par helicopter ko outrun kaise karega tu ..

Main - Physics se..

Randy - Hainnn??

Main-Dekh ye ek civilian helicopter hai in helicopters ki top speed jahaan takk mujhe yaad hai 135-140 knots hoti hai yaani 250-260 kmph k bichmein woh bhi trained pilots fly kartey hain or ab hawa dekh hawa opposite hai unke yaani agar pilot trained hai toh bhi unki top speed hogi 125-130 knots yaani 230-240 kmph or humaari top speed 300 hai yaani 280 takk main drive kar shakta hun easily ..Ab agar meri knowledge choppers k baare mein sahi hai Toh humlog isko 35-45 minutes mein outrun kardenge. Samjha science..

Jake - 280?? Main uttar jaaun??

Main - So buckle up.. Main tumhe woh dikhaane waala hun jo keval movies mein hota hai..

Main gaadi se waapis uttara helicopter waalon ko middle finger dikhaai and waapis gaadi mein baitha seat belt lagaai..

Main-Here goes nothing..

And we took off 80-100-120-150-170-180-200-210-230-240-260-275..276.. 277.278.... 279...

Kuch minutes takk toh sab chup chaap baithe rahe maano behosh hogaye ho then bt se chang ki awaaj sun sab jaage..

Chang - Yo what the fuck.. Boss??? Boss??

Randy - Ye. E. E. Yessss..

Chang - 278 what the fuck are you guys doing??

Randy-Outrunning a helicopter that is chasing us..

Chang-What?? The fuck you just said..

Randy - Yeah you heard me and it is working.. You heard AP it is fucking working.. AP humlog helicopter ko piche chhod rahe hain what the fuckkkkk..

Matlab mera math theek he tha..

Chloe - You are mentally unstable..

Randy - And a genius..

Kevin - Yeah don't forget the genius part..

Ab main gaadi constantly 260-275 k bich drive kar raha tha or gajab baat ye thi ki engine abhi takk theek thaak he sound kar raha tha maine agle 50 minutes mein gaadi se helicopter ko piche chhod diya tha ye ek or achievement mere name k sath add hogayi thi, infact ye mera ek dream tha as you know mera dimag humessa kuch naa kuch sochta rehta hai issliye main ek din imagine kar raha tha ki kya main ek helicopter ko outrun kar shakta hun car yaa bike mein jo impossible nahi hai infact modern countries like usa wagairaah mein ye easy hota hai as wahaan bikes and cars 320+kmph takk jaati hain lekin mera challenge tha kya main ek Aisan country mein aisa kar shakta hun, tab he maine ye research ki thi ki speed kya hoti hai civilian helicopters ki then hawa kiss angle par hai woh depend karta hai..

Khair ye nearly 280 km ka straight maine 70 minutes mein cover karliya tha jisme woh turnoff then helicopter k liye rukkna bhi involved tha yaani math kiya jaaye toh main pichle 185 minutes mein 650 kms cover kar chuka tha that is an average speed of 210+.. Iske alawa 15-20 minutes humne city k andar k 4 check points par waste kiye they toh total 200 minutes ab time dekha jaaye toh main udd raha tha ek hissab se.. Ab safar bacha tha i think almonst 230 kms kaa yaani ek final stretch baaki tha ab yahan ek check point bhi tha hum uske through gujjare ab unhone thoda thoroughly check kiya humein and humein jaane diya ab main obviously injuries and hospital mein rehne ki wajah se kaafi weak tha toh maine pehla official stop liya thoda paani piya and bahot saara paani apne sir orr aankho par daala time beshak kam laga ho but ye situation bahot he thaka dene waali thi mere liye literally sirr dard k maare fatta jaa raha tha ab mera ek mann kar raha tha main dose lelun lekin dusara mann kar raha tha ki naa lun because itani high speed driving nashe mein not good obviously main ye bhi easily kar shakta tha but mission important tha or main 1% bhi unnecessary risk nahi lene waala tha issliye maine pehle ye final stretch cover karna theek samjha.. Issliye net 5 minutes k gap k baad main waapis gaadi mein aaya and then nikale humlog wahaan se.. Come on bc 1 final stretch.. Lets do this..

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Jabardast update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-433(We Did It)
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433

Chloe - Harris don't know humlog kiss airport k through jaane waale hain..

Main-Yeah, warna usse picha karwaane ki jarurat nahi padti woh airport se pehle he humaara wait karta..

Chloe - Yeah..

Randy - Kya noob hai harr airport k bahaar apne bandey kyun nahi bhejdeta..

Main-Jaa be tujhe pata hai vietnam mein 30+ international airports hain or uske alawa almost 20+ private airports jahaan se humlog takeoff kar shaktey hain or harr Airport par minimum 15-20 bandey rakhne padtey usko iske liye usko almost 1000 bandey caahiye hotey.. Kahan se laata.

Randy - I see..

Main - Issliye woh harr uss jagah se bandey humaare piche bhej raha hai jahaan uske contacts hain humaare route par..

Chloe - Yep..

Ab baaton baaton mein he maine saamne dhyaan diya toh saamne bana tha ek blockade 2 gaadiyon ka jisane left side kaa pura area cover kar rakha tha or ye just abhi hua tha kyunki baaki vehicles abhi pass hue they speed jyaada nahi thi toh maine maari break and unse 20-25 feet durr jaake rukka.. Then uttare dono gaadiyon mein se 6 bandey hath mein assault rifles liye and humaare uppar taan di..

Chloe - Well that didn't lasted long.

Ab unmein se ek banda chilaaya..

Aadmi1-If You want to live, 1 by 1 get out of the vehicle with your hands above your head..Do it now i give you 3 seconds..

Main-Don't worry i got this gaadi bulletproof hai tumlog rukko..

Randy-Are you sure..

Main-Yeah..Jake..

Jake ne niche se apni pistol mujhe di and maine pistol daali apne pant mein niche uttartey hue or main gaadi se bahaar aaya and darwaja bandh kardiya.. Maine hath uppar kiye apne..

Aadmi1-Come to us with your hands above.. Dont do anything stupid we just want the lady in the back but if you don't cooperate we will kill you too..

Main-Ok OK relax you can take her but dont hurt us..

Aadmi-That's fine come on here.. You 2 check the vehicle..

Main unke just saamne aake rukka and unke 2 bandey aage badhke gaye humaari gaadi k pass and gaadi ko khulwaane ka bolne lage..

Aadmi-Hands behind your back.. Put the handcuffs on him..

Maine hath apne piche kiye dusara banda mujhe hathkadi lagaane k liye mere piche aaya or ye thi meri moment maine piche waale ko bina mudde di ghutne par laat and piche se pistol leke pehli goli saamne waale ki khopdi mein maari and then saamne waale dono ko, wohlog kaa aim gaadi ki taraf tha toh unhe samjh he naa aane diya maine ki kya hua, main jhatt se piche mudda piche waala jo niche girra tha woh utha nahi balki padde-2 he ussne apni assault rifle uthaai maine usase just pehle goli chala di thi but still uski goli chali or mere ribs ko thoda deeply touch karti hui piche gaadi mein jaa dhansi.. Fuckk..Mujhe laga tha ye khadda hoke goli chalaaega, calculationa thodi wrong hogayi and i got shot. Ab gaadi k pass gaye dono awaaj sunte he meri tarar muddey but yahaan kaam aaye Chloe and Kevin kyunki woh dono bandey left and right backdoor k just bagal mein khaddey they toh jaise he woh mujhe thokne k liye ghumein Kevin or Chloe ne apne apne gate full force se khole jisase woh gates unhe lage and ek girra niche and dusara bhi ladkhadaaya jiska faayda uthaake maine un dono ko goli maari ab bacha last banda jo gaadi k andar baitha tha driver tha i mean first gaadi kaa.. Maine uske Uppar gun taani toh ussne hath uppar kiye..

Main-Move your car out of here bitch.. Quick..

Ye sunte he ussne ek gaadi hataai wahaan se or gaadi side hotey he maine front wind shield se uski bhi khopdi kholdi.. Sorry boss tune thobda dekh liya tha toh jinda toh nahi chhod shakta tha you had to die..

Ab main waapis bhaagke aaya gaadi mein bhenchod injuries par injuries hue jaa rahi thi bullet thoda deeply touch karke gayi thi toh firse bahot pain hua and blood bhi firse behne laga tha..

Main-Jake apply pressure on the wound..

Randy - Fucking hell bahot khoon beh raha haibe.

Main-Touch karke nikali hai..

Randy - Yeah gaadi mein jaake lagi tab sound se pata chala mujhe.. Warna mujhe laga tapak gaya tu..

Main-Aji haan..

Gaadi k front mein ek normal first aid kit thi jo company deti hai sathmein jake ne uske andar se cotton and antibiotic cream nikali or lagaai jisase kaafi jalan hui mujhe..

Main-Fuck jake chill..

Randy - Main drive karun??

Main-I'll be fine..

Randy ne Chang wagairaah ko inform kiya and Ab mujhe thi or jaldi last k i think 170 kms baaki they or mujhe plane mein pohanchana tha because usme better first aid kit hoti hai or Ami ek good temporary doctor hai.. Jake ne blood nikalne se roukka thankfully ab koi check point nahi tha warna bc blood se bharra dekh police waale dharr letey..

Main-BC i dont want any more problems ab pohanch jaaein bus..

Ab finally maine woh final stretch full speed se cover kiya 70+ minutes lag gayi mujhe lekin finally humlog Da Nang City enter hue or airport issi corner par tha city k, Randy ne Mau ko call kiya toh ussne kaha uska banda back staff gate par mill jaaega humein, humlog airport k front se gujjare toh wahaan bhaari bheed thi bc log waapis jaa rahe they as flights canceled thi humlog back side aaye maine apna mask lagaaya and back security check post par jaise he gaadi rukki ek bandey ne barricades hatwaae and humlog seedha uske piche piche staff area mein aae or gaadi roukki..

Main-Jake you did absolutely amazing in this mission.. See you soon.. Godd job..

Jake - Thanks boss..

Ye bolke hum 4on uttare or chup chaap uss bandey k piche piche chall paddey or finally dikha humein humaara plane main bhenchod bhaag liya wahaan se and seedha plane k andar jaake rukka.. Randy ne uss bandey ko bola ki ek gaadi or aane waali.. Maine 4 ghantey and 40 minutes mein 880 kms cover karliye they with stops that was fucking insane... Randy ne chang se baat ki toh wohlog 20-25 minutes piche they and safe and sound they.. Holy fuck we made it we fucking made it..

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Brilliant update bro maza aa gaya



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[Shahrukh]

Awesome update bhai keep posting

 

[Satru]

Good , page rahi Munna bhai

 

[A.B.KING]

Extraordinary updates sir g

 

[Aadi bhai]

Bhai agr etne dhaasu updates dene ka promise kro to hum sab ki trf se 1month ka rest le lo bs aaise hi updates dene honge aaj to mtlb AP bhai ne saare records tod daale kya hi kamal kr diya dhoti ko faad k rumal kr diya bs aaise hi apni krpa bnaeye rakhiye aap AP BHAI PR or AP BHAI hum readers pr

 

[Sushilnkt]

Mast sa sin bana diya


Lekin bhai udaan to karva hi dete

 

[Tahirtahir111]

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