Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Naik]

Update-413(Abeer!)
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Humlog Mau k ghar se direct airport par aae or seedha headquarters k liye nikale flight mein sabne apni nind puri ki, humlog shyaam 7 baje headquarters land hue or airport se seedha masters se milne town hall ki taraf chal paddey.

Master k cabin mein Norman khud, Bovice, Boe and Jessica mojjud they and wohlog bahot jyaada khuss they jo unke chehre se saaf najar aaraha tha.

Boe - There he is the masterplanner.. Great job guys great job..

Ab kuch derr wahaan humaari tareefein he chalti rahi. Master Norman ne bataaya ki even Mogui bhi kaafi impressed they iss mission se jo bahot badi baat thi..

Boe - Jaao ab rest karo you guys did great. Continously missions kar rahe ho tumlog maheeno se at least thoda rest lelo..

Main-Master you know i fucking hate taking rest..

Boe - I know but don't worry jyaada rest nahi karne dunga new mission soon..

Main-Cool thanks a lot..

Boe - Jaao ab ghar, ek surprise hai tumhaare liye..

Main-I hate surprises..

Boe - Oh you'll love it trust me..

Main-Dekhtey hain..

Wahaan se humlog direct ghar ki taraf aae, main andar aaya toh hall mein he mera surprise wait kar raha tha and yeah Master ne sach bola tha i loved the surprise. Saamne hall mein Snow Rose Claire and Ami k sath Abeer baitha tha.. Oh i missed this guy so fucking much..Ussne mujhe nahi dekha tha still..

Main-Wassup beta jaanwar..

Meri awaaj sunte he woh sofe se kuddtey hue mudda or bhaagke mujhse galle se lag gaya..

Abeer - I missed you so so so much bhai..

Main-Oh you have no fucking idea bhosdk no idea..

Abeer-Teri heroic kahaaniyaan sun sunke bahot proud feel hota hai bc.. Randy mujhe tera harr kissa bata deta tha you are a beast and I love it..

Main-Oh pehle waale kuch nahi they wait till you hear this one..Randy pura mission bataana be details mein..

Randy - Tu khud bata dena abki baar..

Main- Matlab ??

Randy - Matlab ye ki Abeer officially ab humaare sath yahin reh shakta hai but obviously missions par bina permission k nahi lejaa shaktey humlog usko..

Main-Oh hell fucking yeah.. Hell fucking yeah.. Finally..

Abeer - Yes sir.. Bhenchod bahot bore horaha tha akele yaar finally Bovice master ne permission de he di..

Main-Hell yeah..

Finally bhenchod finally, Abeer mere sabse close tha yahaan so yeah you already know it that i missed him.. Humlog sab wahan baithtey then baatein suru hui Vietnam ki he baatein chali raat takk, then dinner time hua humne khaana khaaya uske baad Main or Abeer mere room mein aaye maine bataya usko sabkuch ki maine kya kiya kaise kiya main kon bana kaise bana mera konsa version kon hai kaise hai, or you know what i love about Abeer ussne ek baar bhi mujhe doubt nahi kiya ki maine ye galat kiya yaa ye galat kiya usse already pata hai jo main karunga woh he sahi hoga.. Then Abeer ne apni details di ki ussne kya kiya itane din woh actually training he kar raha tha Pehle master Boe usko train kar rahe they then woh Randy and Rose k sath practice karta tha.

Abeer-I miss haryana bhai..Tu toh jaake bhi aagaya i miss that place so much ..

Main-Dikh raha hai bc don't worry soon chalenge dikha laaunga tujhe..

Abeer-By the way Bhai and Babhi ne officially shaadi karli jaisa tu tere letter mein likh k gaya tha.. Elections toh humlog jeet he gaye sab jagah North mein.

Main-Acha mujhe toh pata he nahi tha.

Abeer-Yeah mujhe Randy ne batadiya tha sab.Tujhe bataane se mana kiya tha but ab toh bata he shakta hun.

Main-Bhosdk mujhe sab pata hai chutiya nahi hun main..

Abeer - Le bhenchod kaise?

Main-Internet suna hai naam kabhi?? Bhosdk..

Abeer-Oh haan bc.. Obviously..

Main-Mujhe ek ek khabar rehti hai ghar ki, main react nahi karta bus. React tab he karunga jab unhe apni help caahiye hogi.. Tabtak hum yahaan hain or papa kaa sapna pura kartey rahenge.. Lekin jiss din Bhai ko meri help ki jarurat paddi then I'll be there i dont give a fuck..

Abeer - Hell yeah..Bhenchod tu cocaine le raha hai aajkal mujhe pata chala..

Main-Cocaine, meth, methamphetamines, opioids, heroin, benzodiazepines and much more..

Abeer - What the fuck..

Main-Yeah.. Lekin guess what..

Abeer-Ye cheejein jaruri hain.

Main - Yep meri body k liye warna bc vertigo chicha aajaaenge gand maarne..

Abeer - Maadarchod Surendra gand maar gaya..

Main-Fuck him. He is dead and i am alive so who is laughing now..

Abeer - Ofcourse humlog bhenchod woh kaise hansega he is dead..

Main-Tera waahiyat sense of humour nahi badla bc..

Abeer - Woh badlega bhi nahi..

Humlog ko baaton baaton mein 8 se raat k 1 baj gaye they or baatein khatam nahi horahi thi..

Abeer - Jaa be sone jaaraha main bc subah time se uthke practice bhi karni hai Randy gaali dega warna..Teri tarah 11 baje nahi uthna..

Main-Bhosdk main subah terese pehle uthunga..

Abeer-Lawda..

Main-Dekhtey hain..

Abeer-Dekhlena..

Main-Ok..

Abeer-Lag gayi shart..

Main-Lag gayi..

Abeer-Fuck you..

Or ye bolke woh mere room se chala gaya..

Main-Oh i fucking missed this guy so much.

Continued..

Bahot dino baad Abeer se mulaqat huwi kafi saari baate huwi
Bahot badhiya shaandaar update bhai
Lajawab

 

[Naik]

Update-414(Another One)
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Ab main soya raat k 1 baje and obviously main Abeer se pehle uth gaya tha subah 5:00 baje main fresh horaha tha tab Abeer aaya mere room mein mujhe uske bhaari bharkam pairon ki awaaj se pata chal gaya ki woh he hai, woh aaya toh ye dikhaane tha ki mujhse pehle uth gaya woh lekin mujhe bed par naa pake woh ulte paon waapis chala gaya. Yeah that's what i thought bitch..

Fresh hoke main kapde change karke niche aaya toh niche Chang Abeer and Randy mera he wait kar rahe they..

Main-Chalein?

Randy - Less go..

Bahot din baad finally free hua tha main toh subah waali exercise jaruri thi humlog arena ki side aaye kaafi andherra tha bc arena k hallway mein aage jarur lights jall rahi thi..

Randy - Bahot andherra hai bc yahaan toh.

Main-Or bahot jyaada shardi bhi holi fuck bc bahaar kuch din rehke yahaan waapis aao toh gand he fatt jaati hai.

Randy - True.. Bc hath kaanp rahe hain..

Ab main wahaan suddenly rukk gaya toh mere piche se aarahe Abeer Randy Chang and Kevin bhi rukk gaye..

Randy - Kya hua be..?

Main-Someone is here.. I can feel it... Master??

Norman - You are amazingly good you know that..

Main-Yeah.. All thanks to you..

Ab wahaan ek side se Boe, Norman and Bovice nikal k aaye hum sablog niche jukhe..

Main-New mission?? Or aaplog khud subah 5 baje mujhse mill rahe ho toh iska matlab mission bahot jyaada important hai..

Bovice - Kind of haan.. Lekin humlog akele nahi hain come on follow us..

Ye bolke master wahaan se seedhiyon ki taraf chal paddey or uppar aaye seedhiyon se jahaan chairs hoti hain arena spectators k liye. Wahaan se humlog vip section ki taraf aaye jahaan ek choti c Light jall rahi thi or saamne ek chair par baithe they Master Mogui. Humlog turant apne ghutano par aae.. Ok ye jo bhi tha bahot he jyaada important hone waala tha i already know bc subah 5 baje 4on masters mujhe aise mill rahe they matlab things are about to get dangerous in here..

Mogui - At ease.. Baitho sablog..

Hum sab wahaan baithe..

Mogui - It's weird isn't it?? Subah 5 baje hum sab ek sath tumsabse mill rahe hain.. Tumlog obviously samjh he gaye hoge ki this is something big.

Main-Yeah..And obviously ye koi official mission nahi hai kyunki official hota toh humlog aapke cabin mein mill rahe hotey..

Mogui - You are smart.. Mr Merchant of death.. So yes this is not an official mission but this is our mission you understand?? Ye humaara personal mission hai..Yaani under the table hoga sabkuch kissi ko nahi pata hoga tumlog kya kar rahe ho yaa kyun kar rahe ho, iska naa koi reward hoga na koi fame.. So tell me AP karoge??

Main-Master ek toh aap meri pariksha lena bandh karo aapko already pata hai aaplogon ne bola hai toh main karunga he karunga doesn't matter woh official hai unofficial hai yaa jo bhi hai.. Aapka personal mission matlab mera personal mission aap bus order kijiye..

Mogui - That's what i like to hear..

Main-Kya karna hai mujhe??

Mogui - Kissi kaa jailbreak karna hai tumhe..

Main-Ok or ye kissi kaa kon hain??

Mogui - Chloe..

Main-Chloe.. Chloe i am sure i have heard her name somewhere..Bovice master k cabin mein i think..

Bovice - Yeah She is my wife..

Main-What the fuck..?

Bovice - What??Meri wife nahi ho shakti?

Main-No no no.. Ofcourse ho shakti hai i mean aapne kabhi bataaya nahi aapki wife bhi hain or woh jail mein hai..

Bovice - Pehle jaruri nahi tha ab jaruri hai..

Main-Ok ok..

Mogui - Ok so Chloe naa keval Bovice ki wife hai balki woh humaari ek important pillar bhi hai and currently we need her help with something..

Main - Ok so unko leke aana hai yahaan.. Easy..

Mogui - Well itana easy hai nahi..So Chloe humaare liye kaam karti thi yaa karti hai kyunki officially woh fired nahi hui she still works for us. Chloe was very important to us but usse gussa bahot aata tha ussi gusse mein ussne koi crime kardiya and usse jail bhejdiya gaya or koi aisi waisi jail nahi asia ki one of the most dangerous prisons k andar.. She is inside "Haiphong State Prison in Vietnam.."

Main-Oh for fuck shake i hate Vietnam..

Mogui - Woh prison obviously private hai jisko Underworld control karta hai jiss wajah se humlog ye sab officially nahi kar shaktey issliye ye sab under the table hoga.. Ab underworld agar uss prison ko control karta hai toh bus samjh jaao kitana hard hoga wahan se kissi ko nikaalna near impossible it is.. But agar koi ye sab kar shakta hai toh woh ho tumlog..

Main-Don't worry we got you Master..

Mogui - I don't know tumlog kya karoge kya nahi but remember this will be the hardest mission of your life and agar ye karliya toh a lot more missions that are even harder then this will be opened for you..

Main-That's what i like to hear master.. You do not worry about this at all now..

Mogui - Or haan agar tumlog wahan pakkade gaye toh obviously AP tumhe koi kuch karega nahi as you are The Merchant Of Death lekin baaki log apna bahaana or hissab Dekhlena kyunki you will most probably die if you get caught..

Randy-Good to hear master..

Main - So ok hear me out Chloe ji hain Asia ki one of the deadliest prisons mein and humein wahaan undercover jaana hai bina kissi ko pata lagne diye ki humlog kon hain and kaise bhi karke Chloe ji ko prison se bahaar nikaalna hai and aapke pass leke aana hai.. Correct??

Mogui - YES..

Main - Kitana he dangerous hoga bhalla sounds easy to me..

Mogui - Well ek or problem hai...

Main - What??

Mogui - Chloe khud wahaan se bahaar nahi aana chaahti..

Main-Ohh What the fuck???


Continued..

Naya mission mil gaya lekin yeh h bada kathin Master Bovice ki wife Chloe ji jail se bhagana n jo aana nahi chahti
Baherhal dekhte h kaise kerta h AP
Badhiya shaandaar update bhai

 

[Naik]

Update-415(Bad News)
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Main-Ok wait a second agar Chloe madam khud nahi aana chaahti toh main kaise leke aaunga unko??

Mogui - I don't know, ye tumhara kaam hai toh tum socho kaise leke aaoge.. But remember Chloe kabhi bhi raaji nahi hogi bahaar aane k liye because let's just say..

Main-She hates you guys..

Mogui - Kind of yes mostly Bovice but yeah she hates us.But agar tum usko bahaar leke aajaatey ho toh aage kaa kaam humaara hai don't worry about that.. Tum bus bahaar leke aao usko..

Main-Nice. Nice..

Mogui - Also Remember she is insane at combat so agar uske sath fight hogayi jo hogi he tumhaari agar bahaar laaoge toh bhi toh woh tumhe maarke he rukkegi..

Main-Oh that's nice to hear.. Thanks for letting me know.. Bahot acha hai ye toh..

Boe-Stop complaining AP..

Main-I am not complaining.. Not at all but jaise aap describe kar rahe ho ye koi mission nahi impossible task lag raha hai..

Boe - Tum ye kar shaktey ho..

Main-Oh yeah main kuch bhi kar shakta hun..

Boe - Bus toh baaki sab tum figure out karo.. Just remember humein Chloe yahan caahiye kissi bhi keemat par or woh bhi sabki naak k niche se kissi ko ye nahi pata chalna chahiye ki ye humaara kaam hai..

Main-Ok ok..Or koi bad news??

Boe - Yeah sabse important news toh tumhe Randy bataaega.. Tumlog jab mann kare kaam par lag shaktey ho.. You can take anyone you want from league with you..

Main-Ok master. Don't worry beshak this is hard but we got this..

Bovice - We trust you..Get to work..

Ye sunke humlog niche aaye hallway mein or main waapis ghar ki taraf chal padda..

Randy - Abe exercise toh karle..

Main-Lund karle exercise bhosdk hogayi exercise.. Kya he mission dediya bolo usko jail se nikaalo jo khud jail se nikalna nahi chaahti woh bhi Asia ki one of the hardest prisons mein se woh bhi bina ye show kiye ki humlog kon hain..And madam insanely trained bhi hain..

Randy - Bahot jyaada insane bhai Chloe madam literally cracked hain harr skills mein hand to hand, mele, guns anything you name it and she is an expert in that..

Main-Or bhosdk chalo master ne kabhi nahi bataya tu toh bata shakta tha ki master ki ek wife bhi hai..

Randy - Aise unnecessary information nahi deta main jiski jarurat naa ho..

Main-Bhosdk jarurat kabhi bhi padd shakti hai jaise ab ekdum se padd gayi marr gayi naa gand..

Randy - Chill out be tu kuch naa kuch figure out karlega..

Main - Karna he padega.. Orr kon karega.. Lets go nikalte hain bc pehle pata hota toh Vietnam se aatey he nahi ab 8 ghantey ki Flight firse leke waapis Vietnam jaao..

Randy - Yep true bc. Isme main tere sath hun..

Humlog ghar aaye waapis..

Main-(Chilaake) Wake the fuck up guys.. Lets go wake up.. Rose Ami Claire Snow wake the fuck up you lazy dumb fucks..

Uppar se ek ek karke Woh chaaron bahaar aai..

Ami-Morning..

Main-15 minutes Vietnam k liye nikal rahe hain humlog jo 15 minutes mein yahaan millega ready hoke keval woh he mere sath aaraha hai..

Maine itana bola tha uske baar toh bc koi dikha he nahi mujhe sablog apne - 2 room mein ghuss gaye main apne room mein aaya nahaake kapde change kiye and seedha niche aaya toh niche hall mein sablog ready they literally sablog.. Abeer takk ready khadda tha..

Main-Tu kahaan bhosdk??

Abeer-Vietnam..

Main-Abe aise bina permission mission par nahi jaa shakta tu bc..

Abeer - Master ne kya bola tha abhi?? Ki tu league mein se kissi ko bhi apne sath le jaa shakta hai..

Main-Oh yeah bc that's right main kissi ko bhi lejaa shakta hun. Let's go then..

Randy - Fuck yeah.

Chang - Plane ready hai boss..

Main-Let's go ..

Humlog sab nikale wahaan se, 6 baj gaye they subah k bc ab firse vietnam jaana tha or ye mission toh bhenchod or jyaada pechida tha mujhe abtak samjh mein nahi aaraha tha ki kya hoga or kaise hoga kyun hoga. Lekin ab master ne bola tha toh karna toh padega he. Humaara plane ready tha toh humlog k aatey he take off kar gaya tha plane..

Main-Oye Randy Jake ko inform kardey ki humlog aarahe hain.. Or bhenchod bolna ab officially aarahe hain toh dhang ki gaadi or dhangkaa rehna khaana caahiye maadarchod warna pehle usko he thokdunga..

Randy - Maine already boldiya tha..

Main-Good. Kyunki abki baar woh jhant bharr kaa khaana nahi khaane waala main or naa he woh trash ass jagahon mein rehne waala main. Bhenchod jungle, slump pata nahi kahaan-2 rehna padda.. Issiliye i fucking hate Vietnam bc that place is trash..

Randy - Hard agree bc hard agree..So koi plan socha hai?

Main-Kaaeka plan be kuch jaankaari toh milne dey abhi bina baat kiska plan banaalun naa mujhe Chloe k baare mein maalum hai naa mujhe haiphong city k baare mein maalum hai naa mujhe haiphong city prison k baare mein maalum hai toh bc aise he kaise plan bana lunga bhalla, wahaan jaaenge thodi information collect karenge then dekhenge kya situation hai kya ho shakta hai kaise ho shakta hai harr baat ko dhyaan mein rakhtey hue then koi plan under construction hoga..

Randy - Ok ok.. Lamba process hai matlab.. Lekin bc tu toh seconds mein plan bana leta haina?? Woh kaise?

Main-Abe ye sab jaankaari aane k baad toh main seconds mein bhi bana lunga plan, woh badi baat nahi hai. But generally it depends on the situation ki bhai situation kitani hard hai or exceptions kitane hain. Ab dekh normal jail break hota toh main 10 seconds mein plan bata deta tujhe lekin ab yahaan exceptions dekh kitane hain first woh prison near impossible hai for a jailbreak, second hum openly ye sab nahi kar shaktey third hum pehchaan mein bhi nahi aa shaktey fourth Chloe madam khud nahi bahaar aana caahti fifth Chloe madam ek insane fighter hain .. So in sabko dhyaan mein rakhtey hue koi plan banana padega bc halwa thodi hai..

Randy - Dafukkk..

Main-I know i know.

Continued..

Bahot behtareen
Shaandaar update bhai

 

[Naik]

Update-416(Bad News Continues)

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Main-Oye Randy Sun Chloe ki Kahaani bata mujhe taaki thoda idea aaye kya situation hai..Or bata bad news kya hai jiska jikar master ne kiya tha.

Randy - Ok sablog sunlo doobara nahi bataunga.. Chloe or Bovice dono he suru se he ek sath they yahaan par Bovice kind of train kartey they Chloe madam ko aisa bol lo caahe then young hue pyaar hua jo bahot jyaada lamba chala and finally unhone apna rista official kiya or husband or wife bane 8 saal pehle.

Rose - 8.5/saal Pehle actually..

Randy - Yeah shyaani matt ban i know Chloe mam k close thi tu..

Rose - She liked me more then you..

Randy - No she did not i was her favorite..

Main-Can you guys shut your bitchass up and focus on the story please..

Randy - Ok so Chloe madam league ki foreign minister thi kind of like league k bahaar jo bhi business, meetings, tasks yaa missions hotey they woh unke through hotey they. Mogui and Bovice k baad league ki sabse badi position par woh he thi..

Main-Damn.. Damnnn.. Damnnn..

Randy - Yeah. So then fast forward 4 saal Pehle actually madam ko gussa bahot aata hai jab kuch galat horaha ho or woh kuch naa kar paaein aisa he 4 saal Pehle hua ek High Command k judge ne league ki ek ladki ko marwa diya ab woh ladki Chloe madam k liye kaam karti thi kind of you know toh unhe bahot gussa aaya lekin high command judges bahot respected hotey hain underworld mein harr gang, clan, syndicate, societies sabko unki respect karni padti hai toh Chloe madam ne legal action lena caaha but kuch kar nahi paai Bovice Norman and Mogui masters bhi koi help nahi kar paaye toh gusse mein madam ne uss judge ko Thok diya..Sabke saamne cold blood mein..

Main-What the fuckk..

Randy - Yeah she is crazy like that. So ab judge ko maara jo bad news hai like bad bad.. Issliye unko hogayi jail jisme again Norman Bovice and Mogui koi help nahi kar paaye actually wohlog toh caahtey they ki madam jail jaaye..

Ye sunke sabke munh se ek sath nikala..

Sab-What the fuckkkkk...

Main-Bhai ye mere dimag k liye bhi jyaada horaha hai ab..Kyun jail bhejna caahtey they masters Chloe ko??

Randy - Ye he toh bad news hai jiska jikar Master ne kiya tha actually Jo High Command judge marra uska death contract pata hai kiske pass tha??

Main-Kiske.?

Randy -Harris..

Main-Harris.. Harris naam toh suna hua hai bc.. Oh bhenchod ye woh book waala Harris toh nahi hai jiske baare mein main padh raha tha uss din..Fuck.

Randy - Yes sir wahi Harris.

Kevin-Harris Roy??The man the myth the legend..

Randy - Yep..

Kevin - Fucking hell..

Randy - Yeah so tumlog baaki munh bandh karo batata hun Harris kon hai. Harris actually ek hitman hai legendary hitman jo humein start mein basic training ki books milti haina Rank 3 par usme 2 books Harris k uppar he likhi gayi hain he is an legend in this line.. Harris "MC" clan kaa co leader hai, he is an expert in Karate, judo, taekwondo, jiu jitsu, mua thai, tai chi, krav maga, kung fu, aikido and 12 more martial arts forms. So Harris k pass uss judge kaa Death contract tha matlab woh Chloe madam ko maarne waala tha issliye Mogui Bovice and Norman masters ne madam ko jail jaane diya jisase madam orr bhi gussa hui and league se apne connections todd liye tabse woh kissi se nahi milli hain humaare yahaan se.

Chang-What woh sab chhodo ye batao ??? Ye Harris Insaan hai yaa kya hai ye??

Randy -Harris is an legend on these streets. Woh apne ussulon kaa pakka hai woh harr kuch rules k under he karta hai. Woh ab retired hai keval training deta hai or clan ko sambhalta hai..

Main-Oh hell yeah finally ek good news..Saala acha hua retire hogaya.

Randy - Nope.. Woh retired hai but ussne Chloe madam ko promise kiya tha ki jab bhi woh prison se bahaar aaengi Harris uska wait kar raha hoga he will hunt her down at any cost..Kyunki Harris hates Bovice issliye woh badla Chloe madam se lega..

Main-Bhenchod ye mission bad se worst or abtoh worst se bhi niche chala gaya hai maadarchod..Koi toh aisi news do be jisase ye mission easy hojaae..

Randy - Woh toh nahi ho paaega..

Main-Tu bhosdk ye plane se kudd kyun nahi jaata..

Randy - Woh bhi nahi ho paaega..

Main-Gandu..

Ab main raatko theek se soya nahi tha toh maine plane mein nind puri ki apni. Humlog shyaam 4 baje Vietnamese time Haiphong city airport par land hue jahaan Jake jo abhi pichle mission mein humaare sath tha woh Airport par humaara wait kar raha tha 2 gaadiyon k sath.. Dusari gaadi humein khud drive karni thi toh Jake k sath Main Randy Abeer Snow and Rose aaye baaki log dusari gaadi mein gaye..

Jake-Itani yaad aai kya boss meri jo waapis aagaye aaplog.

Main-Yeah bc puch matt kitani yaad aai teri yaad - 2 mein gand fatt gayi or aana padda..

Jake - Hehehe.. Waise boss haiphong mein kya kaam aagaya ab aapko??

Main-Prisonbreak..

Jake-Acha konsi prison se??

Main-Haiphong State Prison..

Ye sun Jake ne turant break maari or muddke mujhe ghurra..

Main - Tere thobde se lag raha hai tu koi bad news dene waala hai.

Jake - Bahot bad news boss haiphong state prison se kissi ko bahaar nikaalna impossible hai.. It is the most guarded prison of Vietnam..Pichle 15 saal se koi bhaag nahi paaya hai yahaan se, bhaagne k chakkar mein bahot se log apni jaan jarur ganwaa chuke hain..

Main-Bhenchod koi good news bhi dedo be sablog same bakchodi faink rahe ho.. Koi toh aisa kuch bolo jisase ye mission easy ho..

Jake - Boss Easy nahi impossible hoga..

Main-Shut the fuck up..

Humlog finally ek bade se ghar k saamne rukke chalo bhenchod ghar toh badhiya hai rehne k liye dusari gaadi pehle he aa chuki thi humlog bhi aae andar toh sablog hall mein he wait kar rahe they..

Main-Toh beta Jake sun mujhe caahiye information uss prison ko leke kahaan hai kaise hai kyun hai kab hai, samjha prison k kone kone k blooprints caahiye mujhe wahaan kya hota hai kaise hota hai konsa guard kya karta hai sab details caahiye a to z.

Jake-Ok boss..

Main-Also kissi ko khabar takk nahi honi chahiye ki ye sab main karwa raha hun..

Jake-Don't worry boss i got this.

Main - Good.. Lets get to work guys.

Continued..

Randy n chloe madam ki kahani sunaker achcha daraya rahi sahi kaser jake n poori ker di
Baherhal dekhte h kia hota h
Badhiya shaandaar update bhai

 

[Naik]

Update-417( IMPOSSIBLE??)

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417

Jabtak Jake information ikatha kar raha tha tab main online uss prison par research kar raha tha or bhenchod sab theek he keh rahe they that prison is almonst impossible to escape holy fuck that's a war base.

Randy - Yep things are getting interesting..

Main-Interesting?? Bhosdk what the fuck we got ourselves into this shit is fucking crazy.. Bhenchod deewar dekh iss prison ki bhosdk great wall of China hai maano, how the fuck are we supposed to get in there and then get out here..

Randy - No idea bc.. Tu teri research continue rakh..

Maine Kuch derr or research ki uske Uppar then sabne dinner kiya and finally Jake aagaya raat 11 baje toh humsablog ikatha hue details k liye..

Jake - So boss suru basic se kartey hain woh prison city se outside almost 25 Kms durr ek jungle type area mein hai..

Main-Oh perfect matlab backup aane mein time lagega agar hum kuch kartey hain toh..

Jake-Well yes lekin boss wahaan backup ki jarurat nahi padti kyunki harr shift mein wahaan par 210 Guards active rehtey hain outside mein armed and dangerous..

Main-What the fuck.. Wait wait wait 210 you said..

Jake-Yeah 210 I said..

Randy - What the fuck.. Chalo be waapis chaltey hain fuck that shit..

Main-210 bhenchod.. Fucking hell..

Jake-Or mostly guards ye unche-2 towers mein hotey hain jahaan se woh sab dekh shaktey hain lekin unhe koi nahi dekh shakta..

Main-Bhenchod fir kahaan backup ki jarurat padegi..

Jake -Then chaaron taraf prison deewaron se ghirri hai pehle bahaar ek 16 Feet unchi or 1.5 feet choudi deewar hai jiske uppar 1 feet unchi barbed wire hai jisme 24×7 electric current chalta rehta hai jisse cut karna impossible hai. Then uske baad dusari deewar hai 12 feet unchi same 1 feet barbed wire with current..

Main-Main seriously Randy k waapis jaane waali baat ko consider kar raha hun at this point..

Jake - Then boss 3 check posts hain unke through jaaye bina koi bahar se andar yaa andar se bahaar nahi jaa shakta..

Main-Yaani deewaron se nahi bhaag shaktey..

Jake - Nope..

Main-Kachre ki gaadi??Khaane ki gaadi? Baaki koi samaan ki gaadiyaan?? Prisoners ko drop karne aane waali gaadiyaan??

Jake - Same process hai boss harr vehicles 2 check points bahaar and 3no check posts par andar search hota hai or search se mera matlab hai like harr kona check hoga or ye kaam harr vehicle par harr baar hota hai caahe vehicle president kaa ho..

Main-Ok. Yaani bhaag gaadiyon k through bhi nahi shaktey..

Jake-Nope..

Main-Koi pipelines?? Sewers?? Anything like that??

Jake - Yeah pipelines haina..

Main-Oh fuck finally bhenchod kuch toh milla..

Jake - Khuss matt hoiye boss pipelines hain jarur lekin sab armoured steel ki bani hai jinhe kaatne k liye aapko bahot jyaada badi machines caahiye hogi..

Main-Maadarchod tu sun be puri baat bata diya kar aise jhuthi hope matt dey Gandu.

Jake-Sorry boss.

Main-Matlab bhaag pipes se bhi nahi shaktey..

Jake - Nope..

Main-Ok safaai waale yaa or koi workers toh andar aatey honge unka getup leke bhi nahi jaa shaktey??

Jake - boss harr guard or worker ko andar aane or Baahar jaane k liye 1 jagah apne fingerprints and dusri jagah ek password bataana padta hai jo harr worker k liye alag hota hai..

Randy - Matlab bhaag yahaan se bhi nahi shaktey..

Jake-Nope..

Randy - Nope k lawde tune yahaan baithtey - 2 saare plans cancel karwaadiye hain bhosdk..

Jake - Ab main kya karun boss or koi plan bataaiye..

Main-Bhosdk mere pass Harry Potter waali woh bedsheet hai jo odh lene se banda gayab hojaata hai uske through aajaaenge..

Jake-Nahi boss main gate or second gate dono par sensors lage hain jo aapko catch karlenge..

Main-Maadarchod..

Maine Jake ki he banduk cheen k uske munh k uppar lagaa di..

Jake - Just kidding boss just kidding..

Chang - Bhai.. Kuch toh aisa bata jo helpful ho..

Jake - Boss bola toh tha wahaan se nikalna impossible hai..

Main - Oh i got an idea.. What about medical conditions??Checkup k liye toh bahaar lejaatey honge..

Jake - Boss prison k andar literally ek multispeciality hospital bana hua hai jiske andar literally harr bimaari kaa ilaaj hai.. Issliye jab koi ekdum serious case ho usse he city k hospital mein lejaaya jaata hai.. Or serious doctors khud decide kartey hain..Hospital mein 14 doctors and 10-12 nurses kaa staff hai and again sablog fingerprints and codes k bina entry yaa exit nahi kar shaktey.

Main-Oye Randy master ko inform kar humlog waapis jaa rahe hain..

Randy - Yahi karna padega bhai.. Prison hai yaa kya hai bhenchod.. Kya he bana diya hai..

Jake-Ok ye toh hui prison ki details Chloe jinke baare mein aapne information laane ko kaha tha so Chloe prison kaa ek main face hain prison mein kaafi saare groups bane hue hain prisoners k jisme se ek group Chloe ne bhi banaaya hai or woh group prison k top 3 groups mein hai kaafi prisoners hain uske sath..

Main-Oho ho toh madam andar mafia boss bhi hain bhenchod bahaar kya kam musibatein thi jo ab andar bhi gand marrne lagi ab madam ko unki gang k bichmein se bhenchod main kaise gayab kardun maadarchod Doctor strange samjha hai kya..Bhenchod kitane plan banaun sab flop hogaye Bantey he..

Randy - Soch be kuch toh soch..

Main -Ok lets start fresh i am AP bhenchod main kuch bhi kar shakta hun..

Kevin - Yes you can..

Main-Yes so let's calm down. Tumlog jaao be sojaao main dhund lunga kuch naa kuch..

Abeer-Sure??

Main-Yep.. Don't worry jaao i need silence.. Jake ye papers chhodke jaa..Jaao jaao be quick..

Raat 12 baje woh sablog apne - 2 rooms mein gaye or main idhar laga kaam par. Dekho i know main AP hun or main seconds mein plan bana leta hun yaa main kuch bhi kar shakta hun i am insane lekin yahaan main khud maan raha tha ki this shit is impossible no fucking way bhenchod yahaan kaam karega mera dimag. Dimag kya karega bhenchod koi option he naa hai jab..

Lawda tu AP nahi hai tu Merchant Of Death hai bhosdk, AP haar maan shakta hai MOD nahi..

You are right bhenchod, afterall I am The Merchant Of Death i can do it.. Maadarchod ab toh karke he rahunga.. Fuck this shit..

Continued.

Superb very nice update brother

 

[Naik]

Update-418(The Godlike Plan)

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418

Ab main Jake k laaye papers padhne laga blooprints study karne laga prison ki foundations padhne laga.. Main prison k andar tha yahaan baithtey - 2 maine harr angle laga liya tha lekin koi bhi plan fit nahi baith raha tha kya sachmein bhenchod impossible hai?? Bc mere liye kuch bhi impossible nahi hai..

Main-Dimag maadarchod kahaan so raha hai tu bhosdk wake the fuck up 5 ghantey hogaye hain maadarchod wake up.. Wake the fuck up.. Kuch toh bol..

Or kya bolun ab bhai saare plans fail hochuke hain..

Main-Abe kuch toh dhang kaa soch.. Ye sun..ek second.. Ek second.. Wait a fucking second..Woh medical reports kahaan hain prisoners ki..

Woh saamne toh paddi hai uthaale..

Main-Hospital staff details and blooprints..?

Woh bhi saamne he hain..

Main-Thanks bhai dimag..

Ab mujhe aaya ek or idea lekin abki baar idea strong tha main firse ghussa details mein or subah 6 baje takk mere pass ek idea tha jo seedha flop nahi hua..

Main-Finally bhenchod..

Main chilaata hua bed se utha..

Main-Utho be oye Jake wake the fuck up..Randy.. Chang..

Meri awaaj sun sabse pehle Chang apne room se bahaar aaya..

Main-Sabko jaga main fresh hoke aata hun..

Main waapis room mein aaya fresh hua and hath munh dhoke niche aaya toh sablog aadhi nind mein baithe they hall mein..

Randy - Kya hua??Chalein waapis??

Main-Lund mera waapis jaaega bhosdk i am back.. Plan mill gaya hai..

Ye sunte he sabki nind udd gayi or wohlog aankhein faad mujhe ghurrne lage..

Main-Yeah bhosdk plan mill gaya hai..

Randy - Jaldi bata kaise??

Main-Hospital k through he...

Jake - Boss hospital k through nikalna impossible hai kal bataaya toh tha..Fake injury yaa fake illness nahi kar shaktey wahaan sab check hone k baad he bheja jaaega woh bhi tab jab uss bimaari kaa ilaaj naa ho unke pass or ilaaj humesha hota hai unke pass..

Main-Maadarchod negative lawde tu chup he reh warna thok dunga..Injuries fake nahi hogi bhosdk real hogi..

Randy - Tu plan bata be..

Main - So suru se suno main prison k andar jaaunga prisoner banke.. Yaani ki main fake prisoner banke prison k andar jaaunga itana toh karwa shakta hai naa tu??Private prison hai bc paise dega toh kissi bhi prisoner ko rakhenge wohlog main ROW kaa agent banke jaaunga jisane crime kiya hai..

Randy - Ho toh jaaega lekin lawde madam ko nikaalne k chakkar mein tu andar matt reh jaana warna tujhe kaise nikaalenge bhosdk...

Main-Hatt be main bus 1 week k liye jail jaaunga. Papers k hissab se 1 week baad meri shifting honi hai out of Vietnam tabtak mujhe iss jail mein bheja jaaraha hai.. Pagal nahi hun main bc khudko or bandh karwa lun jo..

Randy - Matlab sure tu bhi nahi hai ki plan successful hoga yaa nahi..

Main-100% sure nahi hun but don't worry about it..

Randy - Or tujhe pehchaan liya toh kissi ne??

Main-Mujhe kon jaanta hai bhosdk yahaan..

Randy - True...

Main - Fir bhi thoda hard make up use karlenge halka fulka cehra badal jaae woh bhi bahot hai.. Baadmein mera lund nahi ukhaad shakta koi..

Randy - Ok then aage?? Remember Chloe madam ki khudki gang hai wahaan toh unke pass bhi nahi jaa shakta tu..

Main-Don't worry woh main dekhlunga gang wang ko lund par rakhta hun main aage sun, main andar jaaunga or jaatey he Chloe ki gang se panga lunga..Yeah sahi suna panga he lunga jaatey he Then finally Chloe ko mera saamna karna hoga jisme main unko injured karunga obviously unki gang k he knives shanks wagairaah se and khud bhi injured ho jaaunga...

Randy - Ek second lekin injuries kaa ilaaj wahaan andar he hojaaega toh??

Main - Nahi hoga.. Bhenchod tum bhi toh kuch karoge.. Ab andar 14 doctors hain but surgeons 2 he hain or professional surgeon toh 1 he hai yaani serious injury ki surgery karne waala toh ek he hai ab tumlog yahaan kuch bhi karke uss surgeon ko uss din jail nahi jaane doge and dusara surgeon surgery karega nahi itani heavy kyunki uske pass experience nahi hai or remember private prison hai ye yahaan prisoners ko fit rakhne k bhi paise milte hain or prison doctors ki galati ki wajah se agar koi prisoner marr gaya matlab gand maar di jaati yai doctor ki issliye woh noob surgeon most probably surgery karega nahi . Toh humlog ko bahaar lejaaya jaaega remember prison se leke city takk raasta bahot sunshaan hai jahaan tumlog ambush karoge and humein leke jaaoge..

Jake - Boss hospital jaatey time kaafi guards sath jaatey hain..

Main-Haan toh bhosdk thoda bahot dum toh lagaaoge he tumlog bhi maadarchod bilkul chutiye thodi ho kuch toh karna he padega aise baithe bithaaye toh main jaadu karne se raha..

Randy - Bahaar waala hum dekhlenge don't worry about that.. Lekin isme kaafi issues hain like tu humein bataega kaise ki kab tu karega ye sab..

Main-Harr prisoner ko daily ek phone call allowed hai and temporary prisoners ko toh daily 2 calls allowed hain so woh main inform kardunga don't worry..

Randy - Perfect.. Or bc injuries kaa kya?? Seriousness k chakkar mein jyaada serious hogayi toh and agar tujhe yaa madam ko kuch hua toh??

Main-Lund mera.. Abe kuch nahi hoga itani serious injuries bhi nahi karunga don't worry or Bovice se maine yahi toh sikha hai konsa chaaku kahaan or kitana ghonpne se kya hota hai..

Randy - Ok... Ok..

Chang - Sounds hard..

Main - Yep it is hard.. Lekin bhai dusara koi option nahi hai humaare pass bc.. Or fail bhi hotey hain toh mera kya jaaega?? Kuch bhi nahi main toh 1 week baad riha ho he jaaunga so who gives a fuck.. Atleast try toh karna he padega bc..

Randy - Ye bhi sahi hai.. Tu kitana confident hai?

Main-Humesha k jitana..

Randy-Ok then humlog ye kar rahe hain..

Main-Yes sir.. Tu mera andar jaane kaa jugaad kar and fake ids banwa meri.Tabtak main so leta hun.

Randy - Got you.

Main-Let's get this shit.. Bhenchod nothing is impossible for me..

Continued..

Plan tow bana lia h ab dekhte h kitna kaam kerta h
Badhiya shaandaar update

 

[Naik]

Update-420(Looking For Trouble?) ​

420

Ab finally main cell blocks ki side enter hua jahan mere saamne sabse pehle ek basketball court tha uske left mein ek outside gym type area tha uske aage ek football ground tha jo original football ground ka aadha tha size mein. Meri right side mein mess tha khaane k liye uske aage laundry room tha and uske aage fir pura block prisoners se kaam karwaane waali jagah thi.. Mere front mein saari cells thi and unke aage ek bahot badi library bhi thi.. Holy fuck.. Ab ground mein kaafi saare prisoners main gate par najarein gadaae baithey they shayad unhe pata tha new prisoners aane waale hain ab main aage badha and apni cell ki taraf chall padda toh woh sablog bus mujhe ghurrtey he rahe or main apni cell dhundata hua seedha cell k andar aaya toh cell k naam par bhenchod ek bahot he chota saa room tha jiske ek kone mein 2 cement k beds they ek niche and dusara uske Uppar uske alawa bus ek sink tha tap tha uska wahaan or 1-2 bando k khaddey hone ki space.. Ab wahaan koi samaan tha nahi matlab main akela he tha filhaal iss cell mein jo achi baat thi.. Ab main apni cell ko ghur he raha tha ki 2 Chinese type bandey andar enter hue mujhe dhakka maarte hue..

Aadmi 1-What you have? Give all.. Hand up..

Uss pehle shaks ne apni jhant bharr ki English mein mujhse meri cheejein maangi lekin mere pass literally kuch bhi nahi tha toh maine hath uppar karliye..

Aadmi 1-You nothing?

Main-Nothing boss...

Aadmi-Where you??

Main-I'm from India..

Aadmi - Oh India.. We lot people India..

Ab ussne dusare aadmi ko kuch apni language mein bola or uss bandey ne mujhe search kiya tab mujhe dikha uske hath kaa cut ok ok ye bandey se panga nahi lena hai fuck that..

Ussne mujhe search kiya obviously millna kuch tha nahi..

Aadmi - Remove clothes..

Main-What???

Aadmi - Yeah i know you have something in Ass..

Main-In my ass??

Aadmi - Prisoners smuggle goods in Ass.. Here.. Ass..

Ye bolke ussne apne ass ki taraf ishaara kiya bhenchod fuck that..

Main-I have nothing.. Nothing in my ass..

Aadmi - He search..

Maadarchod maa chod dunga bhosdk lund mera nanga hoga yahaan.. Ab mera mind aaya defensive way mein or ab bananey laga main plan ki konse bandey ko pehle maarun and konse ko baadmein lekin tabhi bahaar se aai tu-2 main-2 ki awaajein or unmein se ek ne jhaank k dekha bahaar or dusare ko again kuch bola jisse sunte he woh dono he bahaar bhaag gaye.. Bach gaye maadarchod warna maa chod deta..

Ab maine bahaar kaa najaara dekha toh saamne basketball court k bahaar 5-6 bandey jhagda kar rahe they or woh jhagda turant he hathapai mein badal gaya tha or 5-6 se seedhe number 10-12 hogaye, thappad, ghusse, mukke laat sab chalrahe they wahaan or bhenchod wahaan literally saamne guards khaddey they bean bag shotguns liye wohlog bus chup chaap dekhe jaa rahe they matlab guards involve nahi hotey prisoners k bichmein.. Ok ok yahi toh caahiye tha.. Ab woh dono bandey jo mere cell mein they woh bhi uss ladaai mein kudd gaye they.. Uss ladai mein ek side toh kaan kattey log they and dusari side hath kattey or ab numbers 20-22 k hogaye they and 3-4 ko leta diya tha wahaan or guards still dekhe jaa rahe they and suddenly 1-2 ne chaaku nikaal liye or pehle bandey ne chaaku ghonpa kissi dusare bandey k hath mein or chaaku dikhtey he bhenchod guards flash k jaise action mein aaye apni rubber bullets waali shotguns uthaai or sab ek sath chalaane lage.. Or bhenchod 10 seconds mein toh ladaai bandh karwaa di unhone jisko rubber bullet lagi woh gand faad chilaata hua bhaaga or almost sabko lagi wahaan chillam- chilli mach gayi kuch toh lagtey he wahin girr paddey kuch bhaag gaye cells ki taraf..

Matlab yahaan sabse bade gunde guards he hain woh tabtak involve nahi hotey jabtak koi kand naa hojaae chaaku waaku naa nikal jaae.. Ok ok..Main waapis apni cell mein aake baitha. Ab bad news ye thi ki bahaar ladaai karne waalon mein and saikdon dekhne waalon mein mujhe ek bhi tape waala banda i mean Chloe ka banda nahi dikha iska matlab wohlog bina baat lafde mein nahi padtey toh mera plan thoda weak hogaya tha kyunki agar main bina baat seedha unse jaake pange lunga toh shakk toh hoga he unko. Issliye main thodi aage ki planning karne laga tha..

Shyaam hogayi thi 7:30 baje dinner time tha dinner ki bell baji or main bhi udhar chall padda. Main bahaar ground mein ghum raha tha or uddti-2 khabaro se mujhe pata chala tha ki kaan cut gang and hath cut gang ab kuch din shant rehne waali thi kyunki aaj unke kuch londey warden k saamne pesh hue they kand k baad or warden ne basically unhe keh diya tha ki woh unki maa chod dega agar befaltu bakchodi ki toh.. Issliye wohlog ab 2-3 din shant rahenge jo mere liye achi baat thi kyunki mujhe inse koi Matlab naa tha bhenchod befaltu pange nahi lene they mujhe unse.. Isase ek faayda or ye hua ki ab iss mouke kaa faayda uthaake tape gang yaani Chloe ki gang active hogi or mujhe options millenge..I can not wait to fuck some shit up in this bitch.. I Just can not wait..

Continued..

Superb very nice update

 

[Naik]

Update-421(The Game Is On) ​

421

Main dinner k liye line mein laga toh wahaan aapaar shanti thi sab chup chaap apna dinner le rahe they and chaltey ban rahe they maine bhi wahi kiya or bhenchod khaana bahot he waahiyat tha bahot jyaada waahiyat chaawal they or kuch sathmein tha, lund mera khaaega ye. Bc ye khaana main keval bukha marrunga tab he khaa paaunga issliye maine apni plate uthaai or ek kone mein aake baith gaya. Kone mein issliye aaya kyunki iss taraf mujhe tape gang waale bandey jyaada dikhe toh koi mujhse panga le issliye main idhar aaya.. Lekin sabse pehle ek jhant bharr kaa kaan cut gang ka banda mere side mein aake khadda hogaya..

"This is my seat, Get up from here bitch"

Ab normally iss baat par main saamne waale ko jaan se bhi maardeta hun but yahaan mujhe mission par focus karna tha or inse durr rehna tha..

Main-I am sorry..

Ye bolke main khadda hua or thoda saa or aage chalke baith gaya or yahaan toh maadarchod sablog tape gang waale he they.. Actually yahaan canteen mein bhi area divided tha ek side kaan cut gang baithi thi then hath cut gang then tape gang. Abhi main kaan cut gang ki seat par baitha tha issliye mujhe uthaaya gaya.. Oh hell yeah.. Ab main tape gang ki seats par baitha tha toh koi naa koi toh 100% ungali karega he or waisa he hua ek banda aaya mere saamne..

Aadmi-You new??

Main-Yeah..

Aadmi - Indian?

Main-Yeah..

Aadmi - Tujhe pata haina tu yahaan baithke khaana nahi khaa shakta?

Main-Kyun??

Aadmi - Kyun?? Kyun puchta hai.. Pata hai kisase baat kar raha hai? Bhosdk tujhe yahin thokdunga or laash bhi nahi milegi teri..

Main-Acha..

Actually main iss dialogue par bhi usko maar shakta tha but abhi jo patrolling waala guard tha woh mere close tha or main isko ek maar paata tabtak woh aajaata or isko bacha leta. Mujhe inke sath puri dushmani moll leni thi ek waar se kaam nahi chalega main isko seedha hospital bhejne waala tha lambe time k liye..

Aadmi-Tu hai kon be?

Main-Tujhe kya matlab..

Aadmi - Teri maa ki....

Woh aage kuch bol paata usase pehle maine baithe baithey maari uske pair par laat jisase woh niche table par girra, main turant utha or diya ek bhayanak punch uski ribs k uppar saale ki ribs crack hogayi hongi kyunki woh bhenchod table par he lait gaya chilaatey hue and then maara maine dusara punch uske munh k uppar jo lagtey he woh turant knocked out hogaya and table se niche girra or niche aatey he maine maari ek kick uski gardan k uppar and bam game over woh gaya hospital atleast 40-50 din k liye ye dekh uska Pehla sathi aage badhne laga toh maine apni plate fainki uski taraf jisase woh hua distract or maine bhaag k table par pair rakh k maari ek flying knee uske munh k uppar jisase woh piche jaake girra or fir naa utha woh baaki log bhi meri taraf aane lage they ki guards ne mujhe pakkad liya and unke uppar woh rubber guns taan di toh wohlog bhi wahin k wahin rukk gaye lekin unhe cehre bhenchod khol uthey they gusse mein or yahi toh mujhe caahiye tha.. Plan on tha or main unki maa chod dene waala tha..

Idhar guard ne mujhe dhakka maarke niche girraya..

Guard1-Go to your cell no food for you..

Arrey lund tera jhant bharr kaa food khaana bhi kisse hai..

Main-Sorry Sorry I'll go.

Ye bolke main seedha apni cell ki taraf aaya ok so situation kuch aisi thi wohlog 40-50 toh they he and unmein se 20-25 he fighters they baaki yun he chutiya type they ab technically main unko easily sambhaal shakta tha bus mujhe guards and baaki gangs se durr rehna tha.. Ek choti c dikkat ye thi ki maine still Chloe madam ko nahi dekha tha lekin it's fine meri news aaj nahi toh kal untak pohanch he jaane waali thi..

Ab main 100% raat ko mere uppar ek attack expect kar raha tha obviously ye toh hona he tha lekin mujhe nind bhi aarahi thi so main chain se sone waala tha maine mera breakfast waala cup gate se sataake rakha taaki jaise he koi gate thoda saa bhi kholega toh cup se awaaj hogi or main jaag jaaunga.. Bhenchod laziness ko ek naye level par leke jaa raha tha main.

Main jaldi he sogaya tha and as expected mera cup waala master plan successful hua or meri aankh khulli raatko uski sound se pure cell block mein bus ek ground waali badi light jall rahi thi jisase bus halki fulki roshni andar aa rahi thi jisme mujhe 4 bandey dikhe ab Pehla banda andar enter hua ek lohe ki rod k sath baaki sab bahaar he rukke pehle bande ne rod uthaai mujhe maarne k liye lekin maine idhar maari laat uske lawde k uppar jisase woh chilaatey hue apne ghutano par girra main turant utha or apna ghutna diya uske munh k uppar and uske hath se rod cheeni or jo 2nd banda andar aaraha tha uske sirr mein jadd di jisase woh gate mein he passar gaya or main uske Uppar pair rakh k bahaar aaya kyunki andar bhenchod bheed mein fight nahi karni thi bahaar aatey he last bandey mere uppar jhapte lekin maine rod ko use mein liya pehle bandey ne mujhe kick maarni caahi toh maine uske ghutne par he rod di jisase woh niche girra again chilaatey hue and Last bandey ne iss bich mere piche se attack karna caaha maine muddke uska punch rouka and then ulta ek punch usko diya jisase woh mujhse durr hata tab maine rod maari usko lekin woh piche hattke bacha or ulta mujhe punch maarna caaha main jukh k bacha or khadda hotey he maari uske pait mein laat jiske lagtey he woh piche deewar se satt gaya, tab maari maine rod uski ribs k uppar woh bhenchod blank hogaya wahin k wahin chilaatey hue, iss bich main waapis piche mudda toh woh tuttey ghutne waala langdaatey hue mujhse durr jaa raha tha main uske piche bhaaga and maari rod uske dusare ghutne k uppar woh bhayanak chilaatey hue wahin girr padda, bhenchod k dono ghutne tod diye they maine.. Iss bich first banda meri cell se bahaar nikalne k liye utha or ussne gate khola he tha ki maine gate waapis dhakkel diya jo laga uske munh k uppar or woh piche mere bed k uppar jaake girra and idhar maine ribs waale bandey ko maari ek or rod lekin abki baar uske munh k uppar woh bhi gaya niche. Last bandey ki Taang tutt chuki thi dono, 3rd kaa munh sapaat kardiya tha maine abhi - 2... 2nd banda toh bechara aatey he chud gaya tha woh sabse late uthega and first abhi halka fulka baaki tha issliye main andar ghussa cell k toh woh khadda hua he tha ladkhadaatey hue toh maine maari laat again uske lawde k uppar woh fir lawda pakkad k niche girra lekin abki baar niche girrtey he maine maari woh rod uske munh k uppar jisase woh wahaan niche faill gaya.. And done.. Maine andar waale dono ko khnichke bahaar daala unki rod bhi wahin daali jo rod nahi actually kitchen waali lohe ki chair kaa ek pair tha jo mujhe ab samjh mein aaya bahaar roshni mein.. Khair jo bhi tha ab Chloe madam ko jarur meri khabar pohanch jaane waali thi and the game is on Madam..

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Game on ho gaya
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