Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Surya_021]

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[Dar]

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[Skul]

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[Sushilnkt]

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[Rajesh]

Update-440(Saran)
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Ab mera plan ye tha ki humlog jaaenge Saran k bando ko thokenge and Saran ko capture karenge then Saran k sath main khud jaaunga unse deal karne k liye obviously unhe koi idea nahi hoga ki main hun kon and uske baad situation k according main act karunga..Plan sab set tha Saran ki Location thi humaare pass woh apne ek bungalow mein tha 8-10 guards honge wahaan.. Weapons and other equipments Sunaina ne already arrange karwa diye they so humlog ready hue.. Maine bus ek pistol lee with 2 extra magazine isase jyaada ki jarurat nahi padegi..Hum sabki pistols silencers k sath thi, raat kaa time tha or hum befaltu ki attention nahi caahtey they issliye sab silently hone waala tha..

Chloe - I'm coming with you guys..

Main-Ok..

Chloe - So you are giving me permission to come with you..

Main-I don't care, Sara se pucho woh leader hai..

Chloe - Ussne kaha tumse pucho...

Main-Sure i dont mind..

Chloe-Thanks..

Main-Let's get ready guys.. Come on hurry up.. Lets move..

Sablog ready hue, humlog obviously Bluetooth se connected they ek dusare se.. Sablog jaa rahe they bus Abeer ko chhodke Abeer ki popularity north India k business circle mein mujhse jyaada hai so koi pehchaan lega toh gand marr jaaegi issliye woh hotel mein he rahega kuch din.. Khair humlog nikale Meri gaadi mein Main Chang Randy Sara and Chloe they..

Sara-So according to the information Sunaina gave me, 2 entry points hai bungalow k front and back side lekin gate se jaana tough hoga because dono he gate k inside or outside guards honge..issliye humlog left side se deewar kuddke jaaenge.. Guards jitane bhi hain woh dono gates par or lawn mein he mojjud hain bungalow k andar ek bhi guard nahi hoga. Lekin fir bhi andar dhyaan rakhna jaruri hai.. Cctv pure bungalow mein kahin nahi hain. I guess Saran khudko cctv mein kaid nahi karwaana chaahta.. But jo bhi hai it makes our job easy so ye hai simple saa mission.. Sounds good?

Sara ne meri taraf ishara kartey hue pucha..

Main-Yep...

Sara-And remember guys Saran humein jinda caahiye kissi bhi keemat par.. Samjhe??

Sab-Got you..

Humlog bungalow k pass pohanchey gaadi thoda piche roukki and baaki humlog uttar k aage aaye.. Subah k 3 baje they or bhenchod 4on taraf ghangorr shanti thi..

Sara-Kevin Chang Ami AP and main deewar se jaaenge or jaise humlog andar honge baaki log front and back gate par bahaar ki side mojjud guards ko maardenge same time par humlog andar waale guards ko end karenge.. Dhyaan rahe sab shanti se ho jaana caahiye.. Lets get it..

Deewar 8-9 feet k almost rahi hogi uppar wire wagairaah kuch nahi tha Chang ne boost karke Humko uppar chadaaya and then khud uppar aaya or humlog andar ki side kuddey ek bade se lawn mein..

Sara-3 guards in front.Woh dekho.. Main and AP in 3ko dekhtey hain tum 3 backside jaao wahaan bhi guards honge..

Ami-Ok Mam..

Main or Sara pistols nikaalke aage badhe 3 guards they jinmein se 2 toh lawn ki bench par so rahe they and ek paid k sahaare khadda - 2 he so raha tha..

Main-Bench waale dono ko main dekhlunga..

Sara-Ok last one is mine..

Main-Cool..

Sara-(Bt par) guys bahaar position lelo 5 seconds mein bahaar sabko khatam kardena..

Randy - (Bt par) Copy..

Hum dono aaram se aage badhe main bench waale dono k pass aaya ek baar toh unko dekha ki bhenchod pata bhi nahi chalega inko ki hua kya.. Khair it is what it is..

Ye bolke maine dono ki khopdi mein goli maari or mere sath he Sara ne 3rd bandey ko goli maardi.. Silencers se sound jarur hui but iss bungalow se bahaar nahi gayi hogi woh sound..

Randy - (bt) Front gate all clear..

Claire - (Bt) Back gate also clear.

Ami-(Bt) back side also clear..

Sara-(Bt) Cool let's move inside the bungalow..

Main or Sara bungalow ki side chall paddey..

Sara-Tumne Chloe madam ko sath aane ki permission di??

Main-Mujhe kya pata i am not the leader tum leader ho tumhe bolna cahiye tha ki unko aana chahiye yaa nahi.. Maine Kuch nahi kaha i said ask Sara ..

Sara-Leader nahi ho iska matlab ye nahi stupid ki tum high rank nahi ho..

Main-Whatever.. Ye sab tum he dekho toh better hai.. Meri job hai yahaan Harris + woh 7, rest tum dekho kaise kab kahaan or kyun.. Its all upto you.. I don't mind..

Sara-Gotcha..

Humlog front gate se andar enter hue apni flashlights on Krke According to information Saran kaa room ground floor par he hai jo humne jald he dhund liya because ek wahi room tha jiske gate k niche se halki reddish light aa rahi thi... Gate unlocked tha humne gate khola toh saamne bed par Saran so raha tha maine room ki light on ki toh woh still nahi utha..

Main-Nice..

Finally maine usko laat maari..

Main-Uth be bhosdk..

Continued..

Awesome update bro maza aa gaya

 

[Rajesh]

Update-442(The Deal)
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441

Meri laat lagtey he woh bhaag k utha or itani saari guns apne uppar pointed dekh k ek baar ko toh coma mein chala gaya..

Main-Teri sad story sunaae usase pehle main batadun tujhe.. Humlog kon hain kyun hain doesn't matter kal Jairo ne teri baat uske contacts se karwaai thi jo aaj tujhse millne waale hain weapons k liye.. Unki saari details caahiye mujhe.. Or haan bakchodi nahi karna tere saare guards marr chuke hain or agar tune bakchodi ki toh tujhe bhi thok dunga main issliye ek ek word soch soch k bolna.. Now speak..

Saran-W. W. W. W. Oh.. Woh main.

Main-Bhosdk theek se bol.. Jaldi bata kab aaenge wohlog..

Saran-Ussne bola tha aaj subah early morning mujhe call karenge wohlog or deal bhi early morning hogi cash mein deal karenge wohlog..

Main-Early morning matlab wohlog Delhi pohanchtey he call karenge iske pass..

Sara-Yeah..

Main-Ok then guys make yourself at home baitho.. Hopefully jyaada wait nahi karna padega humein..

Humlog wahaan aise baith gaye jaise humaara he ghar tha.. Woh bechara darra hua bhi tha confused bhi tha and uski shakal se ye saaf tha ki woh mujhe pehchaan paane ki koshish bhi kar raha tha usse obviously mera chehra dekha hua laga hoga. Lekin meri changed physique and meri beard meri mustache meri changed aankhon k baad mujhe pehchaan paana impossible tha so woh confused he tha bechara..

Main-Tujhe aaj bus advance dene k liye bulaaya hai unhone..

Saran-Yeaa. A. H.. Meri policy hai 70% paise pehle and 30% delivery k baad issiliye aaj wohlog millenge mujhse..

Main-Tere sath main bhi jaaunga..

Saran-Sahaab Jairo bola bahot dangerous log hain woh pakkada gaya toh w. W. Woh..

Main-Bhosdk wohlog baadmein aaenge lekin ye bakchodi ki toh itani goliyaan lagegi sareer mein ek he time par ki samjh nahi aaega kisski goli se marra hai.. Chup chaap baith..

Saran-Tttheek.. Ek question.. Aaplog ho kon??

Main-FBI..

Saran - Hainnn??

Main-Yeah now shut the fuck up bitch.. Guys bahaar waale dead bodies ko andar laake daalo..

Randy - Got you..

Ab humlog wahaan baithey koi idea nahi tha humein ki kab kya hone waala tha lekin unhone early morning bola tha toh wohlog hopefully jald he call karenge..Or meri ye theory sach saabit hui jab 4:15 baje Saran kaa phone baja..

Saran-It's them.. Uthaun??

Main-No.. Subah 4 baje tu first ring mein phone uthaata hai kya.. Abhi matt utha shakk hoga unhe.. Wait.. Dhyaan rahe koi shyaanpatti nahi..Now speaker par..

Saran-Hello..

Aadmi-I am here..

Saran-Ok deal pata hai tumhe..

Aadmi - Paise ready hain tumhaare..

Saran-Ok.. Kahan aaun..

Aadmi - Address message karta hun main 30 minutes hain tumhaare pass seedha aajaao.. Or haan akele aana..

Ye sunke maine usko naa kaa ishara kiya or samjhaya ki main sath jaaunga..

Saran-Mere right hand k bina main kahin nahi jaata hun.. I don't know you i dont trust you..

Aadmi - Trust me agar mujhe tumhe maarna he hota toh teri puri gang nahi bacha shakti thi tujhe.. Ok bring your right hand.. Make it quick..

Saran-Ok..

Call disconnected..

Saran-Message aagaya hai unka.. Sector 27 k underpass k uppar bulaaya hai..

Main-Uth ready ho, Randy ready karwa isko..

Sara-What's the plan..

Main-Main sath jaaunga iske..

Chloe - Ok then baaki sablog durr rahenge unse bahot durr because wohlog bahot jyaada smart hain unhe agar thoda saa bhi shakk hua toh we are in a lot of trouble...

Main - Yes..

Chloe - Main tumhaare aas pass he rahungi hidden because mujhe dekhna hai kon kon aaenge yaa kya body language hai unki..

Main-Body language??

Chloe - Trust me i know them too well..

Main-Ok..

Chloe - Ye jisane call kiya ye tha "Kim" The Magnificent Seven kaa leader he is the smartest person you'll ever see..

Main-I doubt that.. Ok guys lets get ready.. Rose satellite map caahiye mujhe uss location kaa..

Rose-Here you go boss..

Sara-Fuck.. Aas pass koi chippne ki jagah nahi hai..

Main-Yeah.. Sabkuch open hai..

Sara-Ye kya hai??

Main-Community center.. This seems good..

Sara-Thoda durr nahi hai..

Main-Yep.. But i think ek yahi non private place hai jisko tumlog access kar shaktey ho and najar rakh shaktey ho mere uppar..

Sara-Hmm.. Lemme see..

Chloe - Main yahaan houngi.. Ye ridge i can see them clearly from here caahe woh kahin bhi khaddey ho..

Sara-Yeah both places seems good..

Main-Remember no firing .. Obviously wohlog sab nahi aaenge or agar sab nahi aae toh baaki ko jinda pakkadna hai.. Jaise he mera signal Bluetooth par mille toh tumlog 3 teams mein devide hoke teeno side se gherroge unko.

Sara-Yeah.. But signal thoda time se pehle dena kyunki remember humein durr se chalke aana hai..

Main-I got you..

Sara-Ok wake the fuck up guys.. Its show time.. Let's get those fools..

Continued..

Nice update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-442(Trapped)
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442

Plan set tha main Saran k sath unse deal karne jaaunga and wahaan se fir aage ka scene mahool k according chalega.. Saran ready tha main ussi k sath gaadi mein jaane waala tha baaki log apni gaadiyon mein.. Saran ne gaadi nikaali main uske sath front mein baitha..

Saran-Tum kya karoge unka??

Main-Maardunga..

Saran-Tum koi fbi waale nahi ho shaktey.. Tumhaari aankhein ek killer ki aankhein hain..

Main-Ye tujhe kaise lag gaya bhenchod ab meri aankhein dekh k.. Bhosdk antaryaami hai tu..

Saran-Teri aankhein teri sachai bayaan karti hain..

Main-Maadarchod Bollywood film chal rahi hai idhar?? Aankhon se lawda sab padhliya tune..

Saran-Haan.. Aankhe...

Main-Haan maadarchod haan hun killer main ab khuss bhosdk ab chup chaap gaadi chala warna maadarchod thokdunga tujhe bhosdk..

Saran-Sorry..

Main-Bada aaya maadarchod aankhein padhne waala..

Saran-Wahaan kya karna hai mujhe??

Main-Jo tu baaki deals k time karta hai aise react karna jaise kuch hua he nahi hai.. Maadarchod bahot shyaane log hain woh thodi c bhi galati ki toh tere sath sath mujhe bhi thokdenge...samjha bhosdk??

Sara-(BT Par) You know we can hear you talking right??

Ami-(Bt) Yeah boss stop cussing on the radio..

Chloe - (Bt) Yep let us focus..

Main-(Bt) Sorry Guys.. Bhosdk teri wajah se sunani padd rahi hai sabki..

Chloe - (Bt) Still can hear you..

Oh for fucks shake maadarchod ab gaali bhi naa dun bhenchod.. Fuck..

Main-(bt) We are here going in..

Sara-Copy.. We'll be inside the community center in 2 or 3 minutes max..

Khair humlog location par pohanchey gaadi niche roukki bhenchod chaaron taraf ghanghorr sanaatta tha durr durr takk kuch bhi nahi dikh raha tha.. Humlog seedhiyon se uppar chadde toh uppar already 3 log humaara wait kar rahe they teeno ne he masks pehne they or unmein se ek k pass ek bada saa briefcase tha,maadarchod time se pehle he aagaye ye maadarchod toh, humlog unki taraf badhe toh ek ne ishare se humein wahin rouka..

"Apne hahtyaar wahin rakhke aage aana"

Ye sunke Saran ne mujhe dekha toh maine apni pistol nikaali or wahin side mein railing par rakh di with magazine.. Ye jo bola ye KIM tha iski awaaj phone se pehchaan gaya tha main.. Saran ne apni gun rakhi wahaan and hum dono aage badhe or unke just saamne aake rukka..

Saran-Got the money??

Kim-Yes..

Saran-By the way tumlog ho kon?? Pehle toh yahaan nahi dekha maine tumhe yahaan..

Kim-Jitna kam jaanoge utana jyaada jiyoge..

Saran - Sorry..

Kim-Here is your money. And here is the list of the weapons we need..

Ye sunke Saran aage badha or unse briefcase lene laga..

Kim-You know mujhe pata tha obviously league waale kissi naa kissi ko toh bhejenge he humaare piche lekin khud The Merchant Of Death ko bhejenge ye nahi pata tha..

Ye boltey he kim ne apne piche se talwaar nikaali or ek he waar mein Saran ki gardan dhadd se alag kardi.. Ab fatti meri gand..

Kim-Don't worry don't worry humlog tumhe nahi maar shaktey.. Merchant Of Death ho bhai tum aise he kaise maardenge.. Pura underworld humaare sirr par aake baith jaaega aisa hua toh no no we are not killing you woh bhi itane logon k saamne no no no League ROW HOD HIGH COMMAND, Clans and other syndicates sab humaare sirr kaatne ko doudenge so aise teri team k saamne nahi maar shakta tumhe.. No proofs you know. ..By the way you know kaise pehchaana maine tumhe?? Because tumhara face almost tumhaare young dad ki copy hai.. You look so much like him.. Maine suna tha Raj k betey ne league join ki hai.. Then mujhe recently pata chala tum MOD ban gaye ho obviously Raj k betey ho toh special toh hoge he so i am not surprised ki tum MOD ban gaye..

Main-What do you want from league??

Kim-Hahahah.. League se mujhe kuch nahi caahiye already league bahot kuch de chuki hai humein ab time hai woh sab lautaane kaa with interest woh bhi.. Where is your team by the way?? Kahaan se dekh rahe hain humein?Who else is with you?? Sara??

Team abtak toh community center ki roof takk pohanchi bhi nahi hogi bhenchod mujhe nahi pata tha sabkuch itani jaldi hojaaega..Lekin finally Chloe apni location par pohanchi..

Chloe - (BT Par) It's a fucking trap.. Saran is dead.. Move in move the fuck in...

Sara-(Bt) Moving in..Teeno teams take your position..

Kim ne bhi Bluetooth pehna tha jispar ussne kuch suna and waapis kuch bola..

Kim-Ok obviously we can't do anything with you so tum ja shaktey ho.. Lekin thanks to you mujhe mere mission ki sabse important kaddi mill gayi hai.. My dear madam Chloe is here too..Unko ab tum mere sath chhod do.. Good Bye AP..

Ye bolke woh teeno underpass se niche kudd gaye or maine dekha toh mere saamne underpass k piche ridge par 2 bando ne Chloe ko gunpoint par rakha tha or apne sath leke jaa rahe they..

Main-Oh fuck no...This is not happening..

Continued..

Superb update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-443(They're Insane)
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443

Main seedha Chloe ki taraf bhaaga..

Main-(Bt) I am fine mujhe kuch nahi kar shaktey wohlog Chloe is in danger move to that position.. Quick..

Sara-Copy..

Obviously team 1-2 minutes piche thi mujhse so jo tha woh main he tha yahaan issliye main seedha bhaaga maine left side dekha toh woh teen toh ek gaadi mein baithke nikal gaye or baaki 2 ek or gaadi ki taraf Chloe ko leke jaa rahe they.. Issliye main gaadi ki taraf he bhaaga or underpass se seedha niche kudda jo kaafi deep fall tha bhenchod yelog toh aaram se kudd gaye they jabki wahaan toh unchaai or jyaada thi.. Khair main seedha gaadi ki taraf bhaaga or wohlog Chloe ko baitha he rahe they ki maine jump maarke car k bonut par pair rakhke boost liya or piche waale ko maari flying kick uske munh k uppar jisase woh piche jaake girra main bhi niche girra toh uss dusare bandey ne gun taani mere uppar lekin turant he Pehla chilaaya..

"Don't shoot he is MOD, We can't kill him".

Ye sunte he ussne gun piche daali or meri taraf badha lekin bichmein he Chloe gaadi se uttari or usko maari laat ye dekh woh pehle waala mere saamne aaya..

Aadmi1-Move aside kid i dont want to hurt you.. I always respected your dad so I'll spare you on his name..

Main-Good try..

Aadmi 1-I can't kill you but i can break every bone in your body remember that..

Ye sunke maine usko punch maarna caaha but ussne mera hath bichmein he pakkada or mera hath pakkadey pakkadey apni dono laat mere pait mein jadd di jisase main piche jaake girra.. Bhenchod ye kya tha.. What the fuck was that..

Aadmi1-Ye caahiye toh ye sahi.. Get up..

Main jhatt se khadda hua lekin khadda hua he tha ki ussne jump leke fir maari apni dono laatein meri chaati mein or main piche gaadi se takraaya main firse khadda hua he tha ki ussne gaadi k gate ko laat maarke bandh kiya jo aake laga meri chest or munh k uppar holy fuck that hurts..

Aadmi 1- Tu MOD or tere Baap dono k naam ko mitti mein milaa raha hai.. Uth...

Main fir utha lekin aage badh paata usase pehle ussne fir laat maarni caahi mujhe jisko maine hawa mein he pakkad liya lekin ussne ek pair se he jump liya or fir maari laat mere munh k uppar main fir girra piche jaake.. Udhar Chloe kaa bhi same he haal tha mujhse thoda better but woh bhi niche he paddi thi..

Aadmi1-Lets go there backup is here..

Ye bolke woh jhatt se driver seat par baitha gaadi chaalu ki main bhaaga bhi lekin tabtak dusara bhi ghuss gaya tha gaadi mein kyunki gate open tha or gaadi seedhi meri taraf aai speed jyaada nahi thi but takkar still gand faad lagti issliye maine jump maarke bonut par pair rakha or firse jump maarna caaha but speed ki wajah se mera balance bigada or main roof k uppar dhadd se girra and then gaadi se niche jaake girra and wohlog seedha nikal gaye.... Holy fucking shit these guys are insane..

Chloe ne mujhe hath pakkade uthaaya toh main wahin niche baith gaya.. Gand tutt gayi bhenchod 60 seconds mein he..

Chloe - Told you these guys are insane...

Main-More then insane.. Ye kuch or he tha there speed there power there movement that's just something unrealistic..

Chloe - That's what happens when you are best at what you do for almost 25+ years..Yelog crazy good hain combats mein..

Main-Yeah dekha maine.. I got destroyed in 60 seconds..

Chloe - Yeah or ye toh try bhi nahi kar raha tha abhi..

Main-Main bhi..

Chloe - And surprisingly ye they Tyler and Will yelog un 7 mein se sabse slow hua kartey they..

Main-Fucking hell..

Team wahaan aai finally..

Sara-Holy shit you look like shit..

Chloe - He got owned in 60 seconds..

Main-Yeah jaise khudne toh uska hath todd diya..

Chloe - I didn't tried..

Main-Yeah me too..

Sara-What happened?

Main-It was a trap unhe sab already pata tha weapons unhe caahiye he nahi they.. Ye bus humein thokne k liye tha, sabkuch itana jaldi hua ki pucho matt.. Saran toh bechara nano seconds mein marr gaya udhar bacha main ab ussne bola wohlog mujhe nahi maar shaktey as i am MOD atleast aise sabke saamne toh nahi maar shaktey mujhe wohlog, or sabke saamne se matlab tha tum sabse unhe pata tha tumlog yahaan ho or baadmein gawaahi doge toh un 7 k piche pura underworld hota..Ab unka league agent ko thokne kaa plan flop hua toh Then i dont know kaise unhe Chloe dikhi and then Chloe ko sath lejaane kaa plan tha unka..

Chloe - Yeah.. Thanks for Saving me.. AGAIN.

Main-Mention not..

Sara-fucking hell.. Humlog community center ki deewar kuddtey reh gaye or idhar wohlog aake challe bhi gaye.. Fuck..

Main-Yo guys let me tell you something.. Yelog insane hain infact more then insane bhenchod kya he karke maartey hain i dont know but yelog bhenchod bahot galat log hain..

Ami - Yeah dikh raha hai..

Main-Next time bhenchod mouka he nahi dunga.. I'll fucking kill those motherfuckers..

Continue

They're really amazing bro


Brilliant update bro maza aa gaya hai


Waiting for the next update bro

 

[yajivagan]

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