Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Arvind Sharma]

nice updates

 

[Skj1992]

391 ke bad sidha 448 bich ka update kidhar hai sir

 

[Rajesh]

Update-448(Jay)

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448


Humlog Chang and Ami k pass uss park mein pohanchey.


Chang-Hello boss..


Main-Kya situation hai..?


Chang - Woh saamne ghar hai woh jo khidki hai woh uska kitchen hai, gharse bahaar bus apne lawn takk aata hai woh or wahan bhi aas padosh k logon ko hi hello bolke wapis andar chala jaata hai.. I don't know kyun but hi hello jarur karta hai..


Main-Taaki shakk naa ho kissi ko uske Uppar ki woh koi psychopath hai jo apne ghar mein he bandh rehta hai aisa karne par banda jyaada stand out karta hai society se..


Chang - Got you, so apna khaana khud banaata hai kitchen mein kaafi time spend karta hai woh phone wagairaah abhi tak maine dekha nahi hai koi..


Main-Phone use nahi karenge yelog they are not stupid..


Chloe - Yeah.. They don't need mobiles to communicate..


Main-Tu continue rakh..


Chang - Subah or raatko dono time dudh leta hai dudhiye se atleast kal raat or aaj subah toh liya ussne.. 6 type k newspaper leta hai.. Or kuch suspicious nahi hai boss..


Main-Interesting.. They know how to hide themselves..


Chang-Yep..


Main-Koi milne aaya? Koi bhi society kaa he member ho caahe koi bhi bacha budha jawaan anybody..


Chang-Naah.. Sabko durr se he hi hello karta hai ye..


Main-Padoshi kya kehtey hain iske baare mein..


Chang-Society ki aunties k according ye ek software engineer hai acha khaasa earn karta hai divorced hai..


Main-Bus be aunties kuch bhi bolti rehti hain..


Chang-There khidki mein hai woh..


Maine saamne dekha tha toh ye woh banda tha jo gaadiyaan leke gaya tha cctv mein, kitchen mein tha woh or kuch cook kar raha tha..


Main-Let's go..


Sara - Where??


Main-Uske pass..


Sara-What??


Main-Yeah..


Sara-Lekin kyun?? Thoda wait kartey hain maybe dusaro takk leke jaae humein ye..


Main-Ye humein kahin nahi leke jaane waala because usko pata hai humlog hain yahaan..


Chloe - Or ye tumhe kaise pata hai??


Main-Because i am smart.. Lets go..


Chloe-Are you sure??


Main-Never ever doubt me.. Never..


Ye bolke main park se bahaar aaya or seedha uske ghar ki taraf chal padda or uska gate knock kiya.. Sara wagairaah piche se bhaagte hue aaye..


Sara - What the fuck are you doing atleast gun toh nikaal lo.. He'll shoot you aise he kaise andar ghuss jaaoge.. He is dd...


Woh aage kuch bol paati usase pehle Jay ne hanste hue gate khola..


Jay-You know what you are really really smart..


Main-I know...


Jay-Chloe madam how are you??


Chloe-Hey Jay.. Long time no see..


Main-Welcome nahi karega kya bhosdk..


Jay-You should talk to your seniors with respect you should know that.. I worked for your dad that makes me your uncle kind of..


Main-Apne relations ko pichwaade mein daal le andar aaja..


Ye bolke hum sab andar enter hue..


Main-Badhiya ghar hai..


Jay-Thanks..By the way tumhe kaise pata chala ki mujhe maalum hai..


Main-I can read people's faces.. Uske Uppar tera dhyaan idhar he tha piche lage mirror mein humein dekh raha tha tu..


Jay-You are good you know that??


Main-Yep..


Jay-So. What do you want??Because you are not getting any information out of me..


Main-Information toh dekhi jaaegi at least 7 k 6 toh ho jaaoge tumlog.. One less person to worry about..


Jay-Oh straight to killing, so jo maine tumhaare baare mein suna tha woh sab sach he tha..Right??


Main-Mujhe kya pata tune kya suna tha..


Jay-Yahi ki you are a cold blooded killer that's who you are you are killing people since the day you joined league.. Then MOD bananae k baad kuch months mein he tune saikdon logon ko maardiya is that true??


Main-Yep facts..


Jay-You love killing people??


Main-A lot a lot..


Jay-Tu apne dad par toh nahi gaya hai.. Because he was nothing like you..


Main-Don't know don't care..


Jay-You know your dad was a great guy, the best team leader i have ever worked with he was at the top of league.. I bet tum uske jaisa banana caahtey ho deep inside but the thing is you can't.. Because tu kabhi bhi woh sab nahi kar shakta jo tere dad ne kiye. You are nothing like him and you can never take his place..


Main-I don't want to take his place mere pass already meri place hai and i am more then happy with that..


Jay-Juth bolna bandh karo deep inside tujhe tere dad jaisa banana hai you want to be as great as he was..


Chloe - Don't let him get inside your head AP that's what he does.


Main-Yeah right.. No one can get in my head..


Jay-Oh really?? That much confidence..


Main-Yep.. Tere jaise bahot saare logon ne try kiya and guess what they all are dead now..


Jay-And straight back to killing..


Main-Tell you what ab tu mujhe bore kar raha hai i know tujhe kuch kehna hai so jo bhi kehna hai jaldi se bol dey otherwise you are dying here..


Jay-How do you know that??


Main-I read people..


Jay-You are right i have to say something..


Main-Ok let's hear it..


Jay-I have a deal for you..


Continued..

Awesome update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-449(The Deal)

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449

Jay-I have a deal for you..

Main-Oh well let's hear it..

Jay-You know ye main mere sab opponents k sath karta hun Chloe ko pata hai but tumhaare liye i have something better..

Main-Ok..

Jay-You and me fight right here right now agar main jeeta toh main tujhe maardunga and teri team baadmein mujhe maardegi obviously MOD ko maarke jinda nahi reh shakta main toh yes agar main jeeta toh main tujhe maardunga or teri team mujhe maardegi.. Then agar tu jeeta toh obviously tu mujhe maardega but badle mein main tumhe ek information dunga ki humlog aage kya karne waale hain.. Lekin keval 1 piece of information nothing more..

Main-Oh sounds good..

Chloe - No no AP wait ye iski chaal hai he is an animal, ye harr baar ye he karta hai and he is still alive so he wins his fights.. Even agar ye tumhe maar nahi paaya toh bhi he will injure you badly and that will he the end for you you'll spend rest of you life in a hospital bed.. Isme harr baar uska he faayda hai kyunki isse toh marrna he hai anyways, but tum MOD ho tum inke or humaare bich k sabse bade obstacle ho inke liye or tumhe waise toh yelog maar nahi shaktey issliye he toh issne ye deal di hai he just wants to remove you.. Then ye khussi khussi marr jaaega..

Jay-Exactly that's my plan but trust me jo information main dunga that'll be worth it.. Baaki tumhaare uppar hai because mujhe toh marrna he hai kuch bhi ho.. Soch lo??

Main-Soch lo?? Bitch you have no idea who i am mujhe sochne ki jarurat nahi Hai lets do it..

Sara-AP think about it first.. We don't have to do this we can just kill him and be done with..

Chloe - AP..

Main-Its fine don't worry i got this.. If he is an animal then i am a fucking beast..

Jay-Oh we will see about that..

Main-We will.. We definitely will.

Jay-Lets do this..

Hall kaafi bada tha or empty he tha toh sahi tha fighting k liye.. I know ye apne aapko bahot aage samjh raha tha but usko thodi pata hai main cheej kya hun..

Woh mere saamne aaya..

Jay-Lets get it..

Ye bolke ussne Pehla punch chalaaya jisko maine dodge kiya then ussne doobara punch maarna caaha mujhe jisase main fir bacha, oh! He is fucking fast.. Ok ok.. Uske baad woh orr jyaada aggressive hogaya or mere uppar charge kardiya ussne or main abhi warmup mode par he tha so woh heavy tha mere uppar woh maar raha tha main bach raha tha and harr punch k sath sath uski speed and power increase ho rahi thi jo bahot dangerous tha mere liye that means iska stamina insane hone waala tha..

Finally uska Pehla punch laga mere munh k uppar and laga se mera matlab bahot jorr se laga.. Or main uss punch se recover ho paata usase pehle ussne maari mujhe laat jo meri chest mein lagi or main piche deewar se takraaya and mere puraane ghaav firse taaja hue yaani abhi mujhe or rest ki jarurat thi.. Lawde or aa bichmein uthke field mein sab bol rahe they rest lele thoda or thoda lekin nahi lawde tujhe james bond banana hai..

Ab main doobara utha toh ussne bhaagke saamne lagi table se jump leke maari apni dono kick meri chest mein or abki baar main or jorr se deewar se takraaya mera sir piche jaake laga or bhenchod ek baar ko toh aankho k aage andherra chaa gaya .. Bc ye toh mera move tha flying double kick..

Main firse khadda hua he tha ki woh mere uppar jhapta piche main hatt nahi paaya because piche deewar thi jiska faayda uthaake ussne be hissab punches maarne chaalu kiye mujhe maine kuch ko toh rouka lekin uski speed again bahot tejj thi toh kaafi punches lage mujhe munh or pait mein..Finally maine usko piche push kiya or piche hotey he woh aage badha lekin main side hatt gaya deewar se or finally mere pass or jyaada space tha defend karne k liye.. Lekin bhosdk tujhe defend karna kyun hai maadarchod attack kyun nahi karta..

I am not feeling it right now..
Bhosdk teri feeling k chakkar mein gand maardega woh, koi airra gairra nahi hai lawde woh literally jaanwar hai woh..kitani baar bola hai maadarchod apna sabkuch suru mein he dediya kar baadmein gand marr jaati hai le marr gayi naa??

Main firr distracted tha toh ussne fir punch maara mujhe or punch k just baad maari ek kick and main piche jaake table se takraaya bhenchod kamar tutt gayi..

Chang - Boss now is a good time to wake up.. Ab toh mood ban gaya hoga..

Main-Abhi nahi..

Sara-Toh marrne k baad uthoge?? Kitani baar bola hai give your everything in the start.. Everytime you do this.. Come on wake up..

Main-Yeah mere hath mein nahi hai woh.. Relax i got this..

Jay-Haahaha..Tune ek baar bhi waar nahi kiya hai mere uppar come on le maar le..

Main-Ek karne k baad moka nahi dunga beta tujhe.. Dont worry about me lets go..

Continued..

Superb update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-450(Told Him)
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450

Woh fir meri taraf badha or fir karne laga waar maine again defend kiya..

Ready haibe?
Bhosdk dimag main kabse he ready hun tu he gand marwa raha hai kitani baar bola hai suru mein he jaag jaaya kar aise kya gand marwaata rehta haibe..
Aji haan beta agar main suru se he active ho jaaunga toh fir jeet liya tu fight suru mein saamne waale ko padhna bhi hota hai or aise he suru mein active ho jaaunga toh predict kaise karega saamne waale ko fir saamne waala last takk maarega tujhe..

Iss bich ek or punch padda mere munh k uppar or main fir piche jaake girra..
Ok bhosdk ok abtoh uth..
Let's get it..

Main-Ok Good morning..

Ye bolke main utha..

Chang - Oh is good he got this..

Chloe - Tumhe kaise pata??

Chang - Look at his eyes they changed color.. Halki reddish hain woh..

Chloe - Yeah what the hell is that..

Sara-It means jitani jyaada Laal uski aankhein hongi utana he brutally saamne waala marega..

Chloe - ye kya baat hui bhalla??

Chang-Just wait and watch mam.. Wait and watch..

Main-Ok bhai.. Lets get it..

Jay-Get what?I'm already getting it..Are you sure tu he MOD hai?? Because i am really doubting it..

Ussne fir mujhe punch maarna caaha but main bacha next ussne kick maari mujhe jisko maine hawa mein he pakkad liya uski taraf aankh maari or dusare hath se maara uski jaangh k uppar ek punch jisase woh bokhlaaya or piche ko hatta toh ab aggressive hone ki baari meri thi issliye main uske Uppar jhapta or punches maarne chaalu kiye usko i know uski speed insane thi but meri speed dekh uski aankhein khull gayi thi woh kuch punches ko roukk paaya lekin baaki lage usko munh par ribs par finally woh mujhse durr hatta or usko sans aaya lekin main waapis jhapta uske Uppar ussne mujhe pehle punch maarna caaha lekin maine uska hath pakkada apne left hand se or right hand se maara uski ribs mein punch ussne apne left hand se mera punch roukana caaha but mere punch ki speed uske left hand se bahot jyaada thi, ussne jhatka deke apna hath chhudwaaya mujhse and jab woh jhatke mein busy tha main apna next move plot kar raha tha or jaise he ussne hath chhudwaaya maine maari kick uske pait mein jo lagtey he woh piche jaake table par girra ab woh khadda hota usase pehle main bhaaga uski taraf or woh khadda ho he gaya tha ki Maine maari laat jisase bacha woh table k uppar chhadke lekin uski table nahi bach paai meri laat lagi table k leg k uppar table k uppar weight tha Jay kaa toh table hill naa paai or woh meri kick mein itana force tha ki woh leg cleanly tutt gaya or ye hotey he table giri Jay uske sath girra or girte he maine maari laat uske ribs par and ye lagi ek badhiya kick kyunki woh bechara laat lagtey he simatt gaya apne aap mein. Ab bechara ladkhadaatey hue utha or maine uthne diya usko lekin jaise he khadda hua woh maine maari kick uski knee k uppar uff ek or bhayanak kick woh firr jaake girra niche kasam se bc agar thodi timing sahi hoti toh saale ki knee tod deni thi iss kick ne, lekin still woh kick kaafi hard lagi woh niche jaake girra doobara langdaatey hue utha woh or ladkhadaatey hue mere saamne aaya..

Main-Wassup..

Ye sun woh mujhe punch maarne laga lekin uppar ribs or niche pair k injured hone k baad usme naa toh woh speed rahi or naa he woh stamina uska Pehla he punch maine pakkad liya apne hath se or again di uske pait mein ek kick lekin abki baar maine hath nahi chhoda uska ulta jab woh hath chhudwaane laga tab maine dusare hath se diye uski ribs mein punch jab woh punches ko roukkane laga tab maine usse apni taraf khicha or di ek kick uske pait mein jisse lagtey he woh apne ghutano par girra or girte he maine jhatke se uthaaya usko or uthatey he maara punch uski chin k uppar, damn that was hard. Woh bechara blank hogaya punch lagtey he.. Or woh waapis present mein aata usase pehle maine maara ek or punch abki baar uski left ribs mein jisase woh or jyaada pain mein aaya or mujhse piche hattne laga lekin piche deewar thi ab mere waali position mein woh aaya bus farak itana tha ki mere punches usase jyaada powerful they or woh meri tarah dodge bhi nahi kar paa raha tha maine uske pait or ribs mein he punches maare or tabtak maarta raha jabtak woh niche nahi girr gaya, niche woh deewar k sahaare baith gaya or waapis khadda hone laga lekin usase pehle he maine maari ek laat uski taang k uppar jisase woh firse niche girra, tab maari maine apni dusari laat uski ribs k uppar god promise ussne hath bichmein laga diya warna agar woh kick usko lag jaati toh woh doobara nahi uth paata woh kick uski elbow par lagi or woh elbow pakkad k baith gaya lekin next kick lagi uski shoulder k uppar tab usse realise hua ki woh uthega nahi toh main usko baithtey - 2 he tod dunga issliye finally woh mere side mein ludak k utha..

Main-Told you..

Continued..

Shashu update bro maza aa gaya

 

[Rajesh]

Update-451(The Beast Won Again)
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451

Woh mere saamne ladkhadaatey hue khadda tha uska munh khoon se latpath tha uski dono sides ki ribs i guess cracked thi uska pair injured tha uske hath injured they.. Kull milaake fight main already jeet chuka tha bus ab toh usko maarna tha bus..

Jay-Y.y.you are good..

Main-I know..

Ye bolke maine khaddey - 2 he maari ek or kick uske pait mein jisase woh piche ko hatta or piche hotey he maine bhaag k di ek flying kick uski chest mein jisse lagtey he woh lawda piche jaake deewar se laga.. Uski gand fatt gayi thi woh bhi itani ki woh doobara uthne laga toh usase utha naa jaaye issliye main uski taraf badha uska hath pakkada main uska hath tod dene waala tha or ye woh samjh gaya or samajhte he woh itani speed se utha ki main bhi judge nahi kar paaya or ussne khadda hotey he di ek kick mere pair k uppar jisase maine uska hath chhoda or main piche ko hatta ok that hurts.. Mere piche hotey he ussne jump maarke apni dono kick di meri chest mein jiske force se main piche jaake girra uss tutti hui table par fuck bc gand tutt gayi, main jump maarke uthne waala he tha ki woh lawda jump leke mere pair k uppar he kudd gaya and tab hua real dard holy fucking shit..

Uske niche hotey he main jhatt se utha bhenchod pair ki gand marr gayi thi..

Jay-Are you ok??

Main-Oh bitch you are so dead..

Ok bahot hue games.. Time to turn up the heat. Main ab tutt padda uspar pehle se bhi jyaada speed se main ye sochke easy hua tha ki iska game already over hogaya hai toh kya torture karun lekin ab issne apni moutt ko bulaawa diya tha..

Ussne mere pehle 2 punches rouke bus uske baad thakk gaya woh itani himmat uski bhi nahi thi kyunki mujhse kahin jyaada injured woh tha ab mere punches padne lage toh uski hoshiyaari gayab hone lagi or woh kuch bhi karke mujhse durr hone laga but itana toh area he nahi tha ki woh mujhse durr hatt jaae finally apna saara munh fudwaake woh niche girr padda or niche girtey he maine abki baar bina time waste kiye uska hath pakkada apni dono taango mein fansaaya or usske uppar he jump laga diya maine, usko bahot jyaada dard hua uski cheekh uske munh k andar he reh gayi or woh kuttey ki tarah haanfne laga woh khadda jarur hua lekin usmein himat naa rahi or khaddey hotey he maine maari ek or laat uske taang par jisase woh fir niche girra or niche girrtey he maine uska dusara hath pakkad liya woh chatpataaya lekin bechara kar kuch nahi paaya or uske chatpataane k bichmein maine uska dusara hath bhi todd diya ab woh parr kattey pakshi ki tarah jameen par rengne laga or finally khadda hua bahot he muskill se..

Main-You ok?? Theek toh ho?

Jay-Y.. Y. You really are a beasssstt...

Main-Yep.. Tujhe kya laga majaak kar raha tha main.. Bitch i am the baddest beast around here.. Tere jaise animals saikdon dekhe hain maine..Ab bol information abhi dega ya thoda or pain caahiye..

Jay-Abhi fight baaki hai mere andar..

Main-Yeah sure..

Ye sunke ussne mujhe kick maarni chaahi jisko maine hawa mein he pakkad liya or usko khichke niche girraaya or niche girttey he ab main nahi rukka maine kick maarni chaalu ki uski ribs k uppar or woh niche rengne k alaawa kuch kar nahi paaya main rukka tab jab uske munh se khoon ki ulti hone lagi or ab woh utha nahi.

Main-Yes sir.. How are you??

Jay-K.....a...t.t.t.t.h...maaa...nnn....ddd..d...u.u.u.

Main-Kya??

Sara - Kathmandu kaha usne..

Main-Kathmandu kya??

Jay-Nextt. T. T. T stop kathmanduu. U. U. hai. I. I. Humaara... Ee. E. Everythinghggg will take place there..

Main-Kathmandu kyun??

Jay-1 information that's what you get.. Now finish me..isase jyaada kuch nahi bataane waala main..

Main-For fucks shake..

Ye bolke maine uski gardan pakkadi apne dono hatho se or uske piche baitha main..

Chloe - Wait we can keep him alive.. Maybe he'll be useful for us.

Main-Nanana.. Naa.. Nope not happening at all.. Mera shikaar kaa marrna jaruri hai he needs to die he made a deal with the devil and he lost there is nothing anyone can do to keep him alive he needs to die understand?? He needs to die..

Sara-Yeah yeah its fine.. Kill him don't get angry..

Main-Goodbye Jay..

Ye bolke maine uski gardan marrod di jispar woh ek baar fadfadaaya and bus mere hathon mein he dum tod diya ussne or idhar main hansa..

Main-Oh the satisfaction.. The satisfaction.. Thats insane.

Chloe - You are sick..

Main-Trust me i know.. I know..

Continued..

Bahut hi behtareen update hai bhai maza aa gaya


Waiting for the next update bro

 

[AP 316]

391 ke bad sidha 448 bich ka update kidhar hai sir

Woh index updated nahi hai bhai baaki updates pages par mill jaaenge.

 

[Nadan Dill]

Nice update bhaii bhit Awla Maza Aya gya par Kar ab new update Ka intazar ha

 

[Sushilnkt]

गजब

मतलब 7 में एक गया ।
अब ओर खतरनाक होगा गेम

 

[andyking302]

Bhai pahele 2 parts kaha hey