Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Sharma]

Ye best situation hota hai jab koi AP k sath game khelta hai....kiuki tab AP jo backfire krta hai to samne wala ko samaj m na aata ki wo ab kare kya.....filhal ye Javed k sath wahi hone wala hai....usne to sirf avi Jana hai ki AP MOD hai lekin use pahchana nahi hai....sure wo Chloe ko apne bap tak to jhoro kudh v nahi pahuch payega....RIP in advance Javed....

 

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AP Boss waise daily ka ek update best hai...agar koi problem na ho to....

 

[Tahirtahir111]

Nic update

 

[A.B.KING]

Extraordinary update sir g

 

[Naik]

Update-456(Chloe Gone??)
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456

Main - Ok Javed calm down here.. You know mujhe pata hai tumhaara mission hai and all Chloe ko pakkadna but let me tell you something, mujhe agar kissi cheej se Nafrat hai toh woh hai jab koi nobody aake mere mission mein taang lagaata hai i hate that i hate that very much, and filhaal tum wahi mistake kar rahe ho issliye remember you don't want to mess with me..

Javed - Who the fuck are you?? Do you have any idea who you are talking to right now??

Main-No no no. I give you a better one Do you have any fucking idea who you are talking to??

Javed-Hahaha.. Listen to me kid main yahaan kissi league member ko maarne nahi aaya hun i just want Chloe lekin agar tu aise he apna munh chalaata raha toh i will shoot you in your fucking face.. Or league kuch nahi kar paaegi because officially toh tu yahaan hai he nahi..

Main-Oh really?? I'll like you to try..

Ye sunke ussne apni gun nikaali or mere uppar taani..

Lee-Oh no no no you don't want to do that..

Javed - Why??I'll kill him right now..

Lee-Oh toh tum MOD ko maaroge??Itani powers kahaan se aagayi tumhaare pass?

Javed - What??

Lee-Yeah sahi samjhe..

Javed-Yey.y.y.y. Ye MOD hai?

Lee-Yep..

Javed - Ye bacha?? Are you sure??

Lee-Yeah..

Ye sunke ussne apni gun waapis daali..

Javed - League sachmein niche chali gayi hai i guess koi bhi MOD ban jaa raha hai.. Waise kaise bane MOD tum?? Kiske betey ho tum??

Main-I killed the last MOD..

Javed - Hahaaha.. Right. Nice joke .. Tumne Paul ko maara??

Main - Yes,with my own hands..

Sara-He is serious..

Javed-Wow.. Good for you.. So listen everyone mujhe Chloe caahiye bus, Sara and Mr Mod you guys can get the fuck off here.. Samjhe??

Main-Unfortunately i can't let that happen.. See mere uppar kissi ne trust karke Chloe ko mere sath bheja tha or uss shaks kaa trust mere liye meri life se bhi badhkar hai issliye main kissi bhi keemat par Chloe ko yahaan se jaane nahi dene waala..

Javed-Welll no shit sherlock tum nahi lejaane doge lekin yahaan tumhaare pass dusara koi option hai nahi samjhe.Issliye main Chloe ko leke he jaaunga yahaan se..

Chloe -Leke jaaoge?? Why?? Just kill me right here and be done with it.. Yahin maardo mujhe..

Javed -Maardun?? I can't kill you.. Main tumhe nahi maar shakta mere pass contract nahi hai mere dad k pass hai he can kill you i can't.. Or woh yahaan filhaal hai nahi issliye main tumhe leke jaaunga apne sath then woh aaenge, maarenge toh woh bhi nahi tumhe easily come on Chloe itane saalon se tumhaare piche hain woh aise he thodi naa maardenge. Abhi toh jinda rehna hai tumhe..

Lee-Ok it's all you Javed we will take a leave..

Javed-Goodbye my friend..

Lee-Chloe madam it was nice seeing you I'll see you in hell.. And AP remember tumse tejj or bhi log hain iss duniya mein or woh hum hain.. Beat that..

Main-I will find you guys i promise you that and ek ek ko aisi moutt dunga ki tumhaari rooh takk kaanp jaaegi.. Beat that

Lee-We will see..

Ye bolke unhone woh dono bags uthaae or nikale wahaan se..

Javed - So yeah.. We also need to leave.. Guys take her..

Main-You can't..

Javed - Listen Mr hero ab thoda jyaada horaha hai remember obviously main tumhe nahi maar shakta Sara ko bhi nahi maar shakta but ye baaki 2 ko maartey hue mujhe bilkul bhi Sharam nahi aaegi and leke toh main firr bhi jaaunga inko.. Issliye apni haar maano and bhull jaao Chloe ko otherwise I'll shoot this bitch right in the fucking face..

Chloe-AP let him take me.. Its fine.. I don't want them to get hurt because of me..

Sara-Yeah AP let him take Chloe mam..

Sara ne mujhe awkwardly ghurrtey hue kaha iska matlab she had a plan..

Main-Ok take her.But remember i dont forgive and i dont forget tu jahaan bhi jaaega tujhe khojj nikaalunga main.. You can't hide from me,trust me you can't..

Javed-Hahahha.. Trust me you won't..Guys..

Ye bolke uske bande Chloe ko leke jaane lage 2 bandey wahin rukke humaare uppar guns taane hue taaki humlog bichmein naa aaein, unke jaane k baad bhi woh dono wahin rahe..

Main-Jaana nahi hai??

Aadmi1-Yeah.. Chale jaaenge..

Main-Then jaa naa..

Aadmi 1-Wait a little..

Main-Befaltu marr warr jaaega kya faayda nikal le abhi..

Aadmi1-Hahaha.. Guns mere pass hain or tu mujhe he bol raha hai main marr jaaunga.. Hahaha.

Woh bol he raha tha ki maine jhatke se uske hath se gun cheeni or woh kuch samjh paata usase pehle uske sathi ko khopdi mein goli maari or woh mujhpe jhapat paata usase pehle maine usko maari laat jisase woh piche jaake girra or maine usko khopdi mein goli maari..

Main- Told you marr warr jaaega..

Continued..

Tow kia itni asani se javed Chloe madam ko le jaa payega ? Dekhte h sara kyon AP ko bola ki jaane do kia plan chal raha h uske dimag m
Javed ki team k 2 bande tow gaye dekhte aage kia hota h
Badhiya shaandaar update bhai

 

[Vipul]

Update-455(Javed)
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455


Woh dono seedhe aage aae unke hath mein koi guns nahi thi or yahi caahiye tha humein obviously guns toh hongi he unke pass bus hath mein nahi thi so humaare pass yahi upper hand tha yahaan..


Sara-Now..


Ye sunte he humlog guns taane aage ki taraf bhaage unko dealer k pass takk naa aane diya..


Sara-Hands in the air everybody..


Chang - Hands where we can see them.. Lets go quick.. Handsup..


Ye dekhtey he woh dealer toh seedha bhaag gaya apne bag wahin daalke or surprisingly un dono ne apne hath uppar karliye jabki main almost thokne he waala tha unko kyunki main sure tha wohlog apne hath uppar kabhi bhi nahi karenge.. Lekin unhone apne hath uppar kar liye..


Main-Good evening guys..


Lee - we meet again AP.. Chloe mam how are you doing..


Chloe-I am good lekin tumlog good nahi ho..


Main-So Wassup guys?? Kya kiya jaaye?? Lets not waste time here.. Time hum sabke pass already kam hai.. Kyunki Humlog ko kathmandu k liye jaana hai..


Lee-True.. Tumhara pata nahi lekin hum dono ko ASAP kathmandu k liye nikalna hai..


Main-Nikalna toh Jay ko bhi tha bechara galat flight mein baith gaya seedha uppar he nikal gaya aise he tumlog nikaloge..


Lee-Ok ok i see you.. kissne maara tha usko?? You??


Main-I did..


Lee-Mujhe laga he tha kyunki dusara koi hai nahi tum mein se jo Jay ko one on one fight mein harra shake..


Main-Tumhe kaise pata fight one on one thi..


Lee-Kyunki one on one naa hoti toh tumlog ko Kathmandu k baare mein Jay kabhi bhi nahi batata uske munh se information keval tab he nikalti hai jab woh fair and square kissi se haar jaata hai and trust me ye first time tha jab woh haara tha..


Main-There is a first time for everything..


Chloe - So kathmandu mein kya plan hai??


Lee-Hahaha.. Come on Chloe madam you know better than that.. Humse koi information nahi milne waali tumhe..


Chloe - Then you'll die..


Lee-Hahaha.. No we will not die.. You see humein recently realise hua ki humlog numbers mein kam hain tumse or issue woh nahi hai waise toh hum 7 puri league k liye kaafi hain lekin filhaal humein distract nahi hona hai we need to focus on our mission.. Tum sab k liye time nahi hai humaare pass issliye humlne humaari traditional ways se hattke ek kaam kiya.. You see ek bahot purani kahaavat hai enemy of my enemy is my best friend.. Or humlog akele thodi hain jinhe Chloe madam caahiye.. Samjhe??


Chloe - What??


"What nahi hands up madam"


Ye awaaj humaare piche se aai or humlog piche mudde toh 10 guns humaare uppar pointed thi or un 10 k bich ek 27-28 age kaa shaks khadda tha uske aankho par kaala chasma tha or uske hathmein koi gun nahi thi.. Humein mudda hua dekh k woh bola..


"Guns niche bhai or hath uppar quick quick let's go.."
Humne guns niche daali or hath uppar kiye..


Chloe - Javed..


Oh ho ho toh ye maadarchod Javed hai remember Javed harris kaa adopted beta and uska left hand.. Toh ye Lee ne in maadarchod se help maangi or yelog toh already humaare piche they he.. Fucking hell bhenchod..


Javed - Chloe how are you doing??


Chloe - Fine i guess..


Javed -Kitana ghumaaya tumne Vietnam se leke yahaan takk i am tired..


Chloe - So tumhaare baap ne tumhe bheja hai kutta banaake mere piche..


Javed-Oh come on why this rude language i am just a messenger..


Chloe - Yeah yeah sure.. You know tumne ek bahot badi galati kardi Mujhe pakkadne takk theek tha lekin inlog k sath milke tumne bahot badi galati kardi.Tumhe pata haina yelog directly league k enemies hain or league ne inke uppar kill on sight k orders rakhe hain or inke sath milke tumne khudko or tumhaare pure clan ko League kaa enemy bana diya hai and i am sure tumhaare dad ko jab ye pata chalega toh woh bilkul bhi khuss nahi honge. Tumhaari wajah se tumhaare pure clan kaa existence khatam hojaaega.. Just because of your mistake so yeah you fucked up..


Javed - Hahaha.. Right i 100% agree with you jo bhi aapne kaha woh 100% sach hai humlog league ko enemy nahi banana caahtey not at all we don't have the man power to fight the league. But humein league se nahi tumse matlab hai ab tumhe pata hai ki maine inse help lee hai yahaan mojjud baaki sabko pata hai maine Inse help lee hai but ye prove kon or kaise karega?? Kyunki Tumhaari baat court maanegi nahi because tum already ek criminal ho and then ye baaki sab tumhaare friends ye toh officially tumhaare sath hain he nahi kyunki officially toh league tumhaare sath hai he nahi toh yelog gawaahi denge nahi then bacha kon???


Chloe - You are violating the rules and you know it..


Javed - Oho ho rules kaa gyaan dekho kon de raha hai jo mujhse jyaada rules ko todtey hue jail se bhaagke yahaan missions pure kar rahi hai. Issliye apna gyaan apne pass he rakho.. I don't care about the rules i only care about my mission just like you guys.. So lets get down to business..


Continued...

Wow bhai kamal ka update tha Bhai


Waiting for New Update Bhai

 

[Rajesh]

Update-456(Chloe Gone??)
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456

Main - Ok Javed calm down here.. You know mujhe pata hai tumhaara mission hai and all Chloe ko pakkadna but let me tell you something, mujhe agar kissi cheej se Nafrat hai toh woh hai jab koi nobody aake mere mission mein taang lagaata hai i hate that i hate that very much, and filhaal tum wahi mistake kar rahe ho issliye remember you don't want to mess with me..

Javed - Who the fuck are you?? Do you have any idea who you are talking to right now??

Main-No no no. I give you a better one Do you have any fucking idea who you are talking to??

Javed-Hahaha.. Listen to me kid main yahaan kissi league member ko maarne nahi aaya hun i just want Chloe lekin agar tu aise he apna munh chalaata raha toh i will shoot you in your fucking face.. Or league kuch nahi kar paaegi because officially toh tu yahaan hai he nahi..

Main-Oh really?? I'll like you to try..

Ye sunke ussne apni gun nikaali or mere uppar taani..

Lee-Oh no no no you don't want to do that..

Javed - Why??I'll kill him right now..

Lee-Oh toh tum MOD ko maaroge??Itani powers kahaan se aagayi tumhaare pass?

Javed - What??

Lee-Yeah sahi samjhe..

Javed-Yey.y.y.y. Ye MOD hai?

Lee-Yep..

Javed - Ye bacha?? Are you sure??

Lee-Yeah..

Ye sunke ussne apni gun waapis daali..

Javed - League sachmein niche chali gayi hai i guess koi bhi MOD ban jaa raha hai.. Waise kaise bane MOD tum?? Kiske betey ho tum??

Main-I killed the last MOD..

Javed - Hahaaha.. Right. Nice joke .. Tumne Paul ko maara??

Main - Yes,with my own hands..

Sara-He is serious..

Javed-Wow.. Good for you.. So listen everyone mujhe Chloe caahiye bus, Sara and Mr Mod you guys can get the fuck off here.. Samjhe??

Main-Unfortunately i can't let that happen.. See mere uppar kissi ne trust karke Chloe ko mere sath bheja tha or uss shaks kaa trust mere liye meri life se bhi badhkar hai issliye main kissi bhi keemat par Chloe ko yahaan se jaane nahi dene waala..

Javed-Welll no shit sherlock tum nahi lejaane doge lekin yahaan tumhaare pass dusara koi option hai nahi samjhe.Issliye main Chloe ko leke he jaaunga yahaan se..

Chloe -Leke jaaoge?? Why?? Just kill me right here and be done with it.. Yahin maardo mujhe..

Javed -Maardun?? I can't kill you.. Main tumhe nahi maar shakta mere pass contract nahi hai mere dad k pass hai he can kill you i can't.. Or woh yahaan filhaal hai nahi issliye main tumhe leke jaaunga apne sath then woh aaenge, maarenge toh woh bhi nahi tumhe easily come on Chloe itane saalon se tumhaare piche hain woh aise he thodi naa maardenge. Abhi toh jinda rehna hai tumhe..

Lee-Ok it's all you Javed we will take a leave..

Javed-Goodbye my friend..

Lee-Chloe madam it was nice seeing you I'll see you in hell.. And AP remember tumse tejj or bhi log hain iss duniya mein or woh hum hain.. Beat that..

Main-I will find you guys i promise you that and ek ek ko aisi moutt dunga ki tumhaari rooh takk kaanp jaaegi.. Beat that

Lee-We will see..

Ye bolke unhone woh dono bags uthaae or nikale wahaan se..

Javed - So yeah.. We also need to leave.. Guys take her..

Main-You can't..

Javed - Listen Mr hero ab thoda jyaada horaha hai remember obviously main tumhe nahi maar shakta Sara ko bhi nahi maar shakta but ye baaki 2 ko maartey hue mujhe bilkul bhi Sharam nahi aaegi and leke toh main firr bhi jaaunga inko.. Issliye apni haar maano and bhull jaao Chloe ko otherwise I'll shoot this bitch right in the fucking face..

Chloe-AP let him take me.. Its fine.. I don't want them to get hurt because of me..

Sara-Yeah AP let him take Chloe mam..

Sara ne mujhe awkwardly ghurrtey hue kaha iska matlab she had a plan..

Main-Ok take her.But remember i dont forgive and i dont forget tu jahaan bhi jaaega tujhe khojj nikaalunga main.. You can't hide from me,trust me you can't..

Javed-Hahahha.. Trust me you won't..Guys..

Ye bolke uske bande Chloe ko leke jaane lage 2 bandey wahin rukke humaare uppar guns taane hue taaki humlog bichmein naa aaein, unke jaane k baad bhi woh dono wahin rahe..

Main-Jaana nahi hai??

Aadmi1-Yeah.. Chale jaaenge..

Main-Then jaa naa..

Aadmi 1-Wait a little..

Main-Befaltu marr warr jaaega kya faayda nikal le abhi..

Aadmi1-Hahaha.. Guns mere pass hain or tu mujhe he bol raha hai main marr jaaunga.. Hahaha.

Woh bol he raha tha ki maine jhatke se uske hath se gun cheeni or woh kuch samjh paata usase pehle uske sathi ko khopdi mein goli maari or woh mujhpe jhapat paata usase pehle maine usko maari laat jisase woh piche jaake girra or maine usko khopdi mein goli maari..

Main- Told you marr warr jaaega..

Continued..

Ohh brilliant update bro maza aa gaya

Like a Superman update

 

[Vipul]

Update-456(Chloe Gone??)
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456

Main - Ok Javed calm down here.. You know mujhe pata hai tumhaara mission hai and all Chloe ko pakkadna but let me tell you something, mujhe agar kissi cheej se Nafrat hai toh woh hai jab koi nobody aake mere mission mein taang lagaata hai i hate that i hate that very much, and filhaal tum wahi mistake kar rahe ho issliye remember you don't want to mess with me..

Javed - Who the fuck are you?? Do you have any idea who you are talking to right now??

Main-No no no. I give you a better one Do you have any fucking idea who you are talking to??

Javed-Hahaha.. Listen to me kid main yahaan kissi league member ko maarne nahi aaya hun i just want Chloe lekin agar tu aise he apna munh chalaata raha toh i will shoot you in your fucking face.. Or league kuch nahi kar paaegi because officially toh tu yahaan hai he nahi..

Main-Oh really?? I'll like you to try..

Ye sunke ussne apni gun nikaali or mere uppar taani..

Lee-Oh no no no you don't want to do that..

Javed - Why??I'll kill him right now..

Lee-Oh toh tum MOD ko maaroge??Itani powers kahaan se aagayi tumhaare pass?

Javed - What??

Lee-Yeah sahi samjhe..

Javed-Yey.y.y.y. Ye MOD hai?

Lee-Yep..

Javed - Ye bacha?? Are you sure??

Lee-Yeah..

Ye sunke ussne apni gun waapis daali..

Javed - League sachmein niche chali gayi hai i guess koi bhi MOD ban jaa raha hai.. Waise kaise bane MOD tum?? Kiske betey ho tum??

Main-I killed the last MOD..

Javed - Hahaaha.. Right. Nice joke .. Tumne Paul ko maara??

Main - Yes,with my own hands..

Sara-He is serious..

Javed-Wow.. Good for you.. So listen everyone mujhe Chloe caahiye bus, Sara and Mr Mod you guys can get the fuck off here.. Samjhe??

Main-Unfortunately i can't let that happen.. See mere uppar kissi ne trust karke Chloe ko mere sath bheja tha or uss shaks kaa trust mere liye meri life se bhi badhkar hai issliye main kissi bhi keemat par Chloe ko yahaan se jaane nahi dene waala..

Javed-Welll no shit sherlock tum nahi lejaane doge lekin yahaan tumhaare pass dusara koi option hai nahi samjhe.Issliye main Chloe ko leke he jaaunga yahaan se..

Chloe -Leke jaaoge?? Why?? Just kill me right here and be done with it.. Yahin maardo mujhe..

Javed -Maardun?? I can't kill you.. Main tumhe nahi maar shakta mere pass contract nahi hai mere dad k pass hai he can kill you i can't.. Or woh yahaan filhaal hai nahi issliye main tumhe leke jaaunga apne sath then woh aaenge, maarenge toh woh bhi nahi tumhe easily come on Chloe itane saalon se tumhaare piche hain woh aise he thodi naa maardenge. Abhi toh jinda rehna hai tumhe..

Lee-Ok it's all you Javed we will take a leave..

Javed-Goodbye my friend..

Lee-Chloe madam it was nice seeing you I'll see you in hell.. And AP remember tumse tejj or bhi log hain iss duniya mein or woh hum hain.. Beat that..

Main-I will find you guys i promise you that and ek ek ko aisi moutt dunga ki tumhaari rooh takk kaanp jaaegi.. Beat that

Lee-We will see..

Ye bolke unhone woh dono bags uthaae or nikale wahaan se..

Javed - So yeah.. We also need to leave.. Guys take her..

Main-You can't..

Javed - Listen Mr hero ab thoda jyaada horaha hai remember obviously main tumhe nahi maar shakta Sara ko bhi nahi maar shakta but ye baaki 2 ko maartey hue mujhe bilkul bhi Sharam nahi aaegi and leke toh main firr bhi jaaunga inko.. Issliye apni haar maano and bhull jaao Chloe ko otherwise I'll shoot this bitch right in the fucking face..

Chloe-AP let him take me.. Its fine.. I don't want them to get hurt because of me..

Sara-Yeah AP let him take Chloe mam..

Sara ne mujhe awkwardly ghurrtey hue kaha iska matlab she had a plan..

Main-Ok take her.But remember i dont forgive and i dont forget tu jahaan bhi jaaega tujhe khojj nikaalunga main.. You can't hide from me,trust me you can't..

Javed-Hahahha.. Trust me you won't..Guys..

Ye bolke uske bande Chloe ko leke jaane lage 2 bandey wahin rukke humaare uppar guns taane hue taaki humlog bichmein naa aaein, unke jaane k baad bhi woh dono wahin rahe..

Main-Jaana nahi hai??

Aadmi1-Yeah.. Chale jaaenge..

Main-Then jaa naa..

Aadmi 1-Wait a little..

Main-Befaltu marr warr jaaega kya faayda nikal le abhi..

Aadmi1-Hahaha.. Guns mere pass hain or tu mujhe he bol raha hai main marr jaaunga.. Hahaha.

Woh bol he raha tha ki maine jhatke se uske hath se gun cheeni or woh kuch samjh paata usase pehle uske sathi ko khopdi mein goli maari or woh mujhpe jhapat paata usase pehle maine usko maari laat jisase woh piche jaake girra or maine usko khopdi mein goli maari..

Main- Told you marr warr jaaega..

Continued..

Kamal ka update tha Bhai


Waiting for your new update bhai

 

[aj008]

Superb update

 

[Dar]

Nice update bro