Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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Update-498(Shebunino)
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498

So in short baat ye thi ki EMO literally Bhagwaan hua karta tha jo woh no doubt ab bhi hai but ussne khudne choose kiya hai ki woh bhagwan nahi banega yahaan.. So no doubt Emo iss picture kaa abtak kaa sabse strongest character tha like agar past Emo ki baat ki jaaye toh woh literally Crime World kaa sabse powerful criminal tha by far by far far.. Lekin ab baat alag thi..Or sabse shocking baat ye thi ki ye mujhe aaj pata chal raha tha toh aise najaane kitane orr log hain jinke baare mein mujhe maalum takk nahi hai..

Lekin yahaan real question ye tha ki usko mujhse kya caahiye??

Main-Master i have a question..

Norman - Ki usko tumse kya cahiye??

Main-Yes.. Mujhse kya maang shakta hai woh..

Norman - Well technically usse kissi se kuch bhi maanganey ki jarurat nahi hai usse jo caahiye woh seedha lelega..

Mogui - Yep.. Or yahaan baat ki jaaye tumse kya cahiye usse toh usse bus ek cheej cahiye woh hai freedom..

Main-Or main freedom kaise dilwaaunga usko??

Mogui - Obviously AP tum lawyer banke uska case toh ladd nahi shaktey. Usko prison break karke he bahaar nikaal shaktey ho..So yeah most probably woh tumhe bolega ki tum usko bahar nikaaldo wahaan se..

Main-Ok.. Ok.. Ab dekho pagal toh main bhi nahi hun master obviously itane powerful bandey ko duniya k saare crime bosses ne milke itane saal se agar bandh rakha hai toh, bahaar nikaalne waali prison mein toh woh hoga nahi ki AP jaaega or usko gayab kar le jaaega..

Bovice - Well ye humaare liye good news hai, kyunki Emo jahaan hai usko wahaan se bahaar nikaalna impossible hai samjhe impossible.. Usse koi bhi kaise bhi bhaga nahi shakta wahaan se..

Mogui - Yes.. Or ye hai humaare liye good news tum wahaan jaake bol shaktey ho ki yeah Boss this is impossible main aapko nikaal nahi shakta. Main kya koi nahi nikaal shakta..

Main-That's good.. But ye baat toh Emo ko maalum hogi ki usko koi bahaar nahi nikaal shakta toh woh mujhe kyun bula raha hai??

Mogui - Well woh toh jaake pata chalega humein.. Right??

Main-Ok??

Mogui - Don't worry tumse or kuch nahi le shakta woh and also he respected your dad more than me so he won't do anything stupid.. Bus kuch bhi unnecessary bolna yaa karna nahi and you will be fine..

Main - Ok.. Ok..

Ab Regan waapis andar aaya..

Regan-We should get going master..

Mogui - Yeah.. Yo go ahead..

Regan - Ok..

Ye bolke Regan nikala wahaan se..

Mogui - Regan apne plane mein jaaega. Humlog 10 minute baad nikalenge..

Main-Ok..

Main waapis ghar aaya wahaan jaake ek heavy dose lee bhenchod gand he maarloge kya. Ye kahaan aagaya bc main itana toh plan naa kiya tha maine.. Bc ghar jaana hai mujhe. Ye toh level 10 se seedha level 1000 aagayi bich waala material gaya kahaan..Gand toh level 10 par he fatti paddi thi bhenchod 1000 kaise sahunga ab. Fuck.. Fuck.. Calm beta AP calm.Ok ok you are fine..

Main theek 10 minutes baad waapis Townhall aaya jahaan sab ready they Regan jaa chuka tha wahaan se or ab humaari baari thi, So Main Sara Master Boe, Norman Bovice and Mogui nikale airport k liye.. Bhenchod mujhe toh ye takk nahi pata tha jaana kahaan hai or masters se already main kaafi questions puch chuka tha or unke facial expressions dekh kar lag nahi raha tha ki wohlog jyaada jawaab dene k mood mein hain.. So mera only option tha ab Master Boe se jaankaari lun.. Ok..

So humlog plane mein aaye toh master Boe baithe they Sara k sath and third seat khaali thi unke close waali so main seedha gaya unke pass..

Main-Sara Sharak toh udhar ..

Sara - Ok.. But why??

Main-Ok bolke question nahi kartey side waali par baith..

Sara - Sure..

Sara side waali seat par baithi or main un dono k bich baitha.. And thodi derr baad humlog take off kar gaye wahaan se..

Boe-Ok Suru karo questions..

Main-Yesss issiliye toh aaya hun idhar main.. First of all humlog kahaan jaa rahe hain..

Boe - Shebunino..

Main-Where the fuck is that??

Sara - Russia..

Boe-Yes. So technically speaking Shebunino in short East Side Russia ki last habitable city hai yaani ye last city hai Russia ki east side mein jahaan log rehtey hain uske baad Russia k jungles hain jo bahot bahot bahot jyaada faille hue hain then aata hai Sea of Okhotsk yaani Okhotsk kaa samundar jo almost 1.6 million Km² k area mein faila hai almost..

Main - Holy Fucking shit..

Boe-Yeah.. So jungles k baad aata hai Sea kaa ek chota saa part jo Japan or Russia ko devide karta hai so sea khatam hotey he Japan suru ho jaata hai..

Main-Ok.. Second question Kyun??

Boe - Kyunki Jahaan humein jaana hai yaani uss prison mein jahaan EMO bandh hai uske liye humein Shebunino jaana padega pehle..

Main-Ok.. Toh prison jungle mein hai..

Ye sunke Master Boe hans diye..

Main-What??

Boe-Behtar rahega tumkhud dekhlo wahaan jaake..

Main-Okkk?????

Continued..

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[Janu002]

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[Vk248517]

Update-498(Shebunino)
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498

So in short baat ye thi ki EMO literally Bhagwaan hua karta tha jo woh no doubt ab bhi hai but ussne khudne choose kiya hai ki woh bhagwan nahi banega yahaan.. So no doubt Emo iss picture kaa abtak kaa sabse strongest character tha like agar past Emo ki baat ki jaaye toh woh literally Crime World kaa sabse powerful criminal tha by far by far far.. Lekin ab baat alag thi..Or sabse shocking baat ye thi ki ye mujhe aaj pata chal raha tha toh aise najaane kitane orr log hain jinke baare mein mujhe maalum takk nahi hai..

Lekin yahaan real question ye tha ki usko mujhse kya caahiye??

Main-Master i have a question..

Norman - Ki usko tumse kya cahiye??

Main-Yes.. Mujhse kya maang shakta hai woh..

Norman - Well technically usse kissi se kuch bhi maanganey ki jarurat nahi hai usse jo caahiye woh seedha lelega..

Mogui - Yep.. Or yahaan baat ki jaaye tumse kya cahiye usse toh usse bus ek cheej cahiye woh hai freedom..

Main-Or main freedom kaise dilwaaunga usko??

Mogui - Obviously AP tum lawyer banke uska case toh ladd nahi shaktey. Usko prison break karke he bahaar nikaal shaktey ho..So yeah most probably woh tumhe bolega ki tum usko bahar nikaaldo wahaan se..

Main-Ok.. Ok.. Ab dekho pagal toh main bhi nahi hun master obviously itane powerful bandey ko duniya k saare crime bosses ne milke itane saal se agar bandh rakha hai toh, bahaar nikaalne waali prison mein toh woh hoga nahi ki AP jaaega or usko gayab kar le jaaega..

Bovice - Well ye humaare liye good news hai, kyunki Emo jahaan hai usko wahaan se bahaar nikaalna impossible hai samjhe impossible.. Usse koi bhi kaise bhi bhaga nahi shakta wahaan se..

Mogui - Yes.. Or ye hai humaare liye good news tum wahaan jaake bol shaktey ho ki yeah Boss this is impossible main aapko nikaal nahi shakta. Main kya koi nahi nikaal shakta..

Main-That's good.. But ye baat toh Emo ko maalum hogi ki usko koi bahaar nahi nikaal shakta toh woh mujhe kyun bula raha hai??

Mogui - Well woh toh jaake pata chalega humein.. Right??

Main-Ok??

Mogui - Don't worry tumse or kuch nahi le shakta woh and also he respected your dad more than me so he won't do anything stupid.. Bus kuch bhi unnecessary bolna yaa karna nahi and you will be fine..

Main - Ok.. Ok..

Ab Regan waapis andar aaya..

Regan-We should get going master..

Mogui - Yeah.. Yo go ahead..

Regan - Ok..

Ye bolke Regan nikala wahaan se..

Mogui - Regan apne plane mein jaaega. Humlog 10 minute baad nikalenge..

Main-Ok..

Main waapis ghar aaya wahaan jaake ek heavy dose lee bhenchod gand he maarloge kya. Ye kahaan aagaya bc main itana toh plan naa kiya tha maine.. Bc ghar jaana hai mujhe. Ye toh level 10 se seedha level 1000 aagayi bich waala material gaya kahaan..Gand toh level 10 par he fatti paddi thi bhenchod 1000 kaise sahunga ab. Fuck.. Fuck.. Calm beta AP calm.Ok ok you are fine..

Main theek 10 minutes baad waapis Townhall aaya jahaan sab ready they Regan jaa chuka tha wahaan se or ab humaari baari thi, So Main Sara Master Boe, Norman Bovice and Mogui nikale airport k liye.. Bhenchod mujhe toh ye takk nahi pata tha jaana kahaan hai or masters se already main kaafi questions puch chuka tha or unke facial expressions dekh kar lag nahi raha tha ki wohlog jyaada jawaab dene k mood mein hain.. So mera only option tha ab Master Boe se jaankaari lun.. Ok..

So humlog plane mein aaye toh master Boe baithe they Sara k sath and third seat khaali thi unke close waali so main seedha gaya unke pass..

Main-Sara Sharak toh udhar ..

Sara - Ok.. But why??

Main-Ok bolke question nahi kartey side waali par baith..

Sara - Sure..

Sara side waali seat par baithi or main un dono k bich baitha.. And thodi derr baad humlog take off kar gaye wahaan se..

Boe-Ok Suru karo questions..

Main-Yesss issiliye toh aaya hun idhar main.. First of all humlog kahaan jaa rahe hain..

Boe - Shebunino..

Main-Where the fuck is that??

Sara - Russia..

Boe-Yes. So technically speaking Shebunino in short East Side Russia ki last habitable city hai yaani ye last city hai Russia ki east side mein jahaan log rehtey hain uske baad Russia k jungles hain jo bahot bahot bahot jyaada faille hue hain then aata hai Sea of Okhotsk yaani Okhotsk kaa samundar jo almost 1.6 million Km² k area mein faila hai almost..

Main - Holy Fucking shit..

Boe-Yeah.. So jungles k baad aata hai Sea kaa ek chota saa part jo Japan or Russia ko devide karta hai so sea khatam hotey he Japan suru ho jaata hai..

Main-Ok.. Second question Kyun??

Boe - Kyunki Jahaan humein jaana hai yaani uss prison mein jahaan EMO bandh hai uske liye humein Shebunino jaana padega pehle..

Main-Ok.. Toh prison jungle mein hai..

Ye sunke Master Boe hans diye..

Main-What??

Boe-Behtar rahega tum khud dekhlo wahaan jaake..

Main-Okkk?????

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Update-499(Incarnation Of The Devil)

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499


Main-Ok third question what the fuck is EMO matlab master ne bataaya mujhe ki Emo ki posts and powers kya hain but as a person Emo kon hai..


Boe - Well dekho ye thoda fantasy type lagega but according to most people that have met him Emo person hai he nahi..


Main-Ok.. Ok.. Cool.. Yep.. Yahi baaki tha.. Kya hai woh?? Ghost??


Boe - Well worst then that people say he is the INCARNATION OF THE DEVIL.. ..


Main-Hahahhaha.. Sahi hai.. WOW..


Boe-Stop behaving like a kid AP..


Main-Toh kya karun master mujhe samjh nahi aaraha kya horaha hai harr second nayi reveal horahi hai mere saamne or reveals bhi aisi jo believable hain he nahi mujhe lag raha hai main ek sapne mein hun.. Itana sab uppar se ab ye Devil?? I mean what the fuck..


Boe - Aisa log Kehte Hain..


Main-Ok well toh aapko kya lagta hai?? Kya woh devil hai??


Boe-Hell no.. Pagal wagal ho kya tum.. Devil?? Aisa kuch nahi hota AP..


Main-Yelo.. Toh fir mujhe kyun bola..


Boe - Main suni hui baatein bata raha hun, naa ki meri baatein main jyaada milla nahi hun Emo se thankfully.. But yes aisa log Kehte hain ki he is a Devil but i dont believe it, ye bus uske khouff kaa result hai bus.. Lekin you know usse Devil kyun Kehte Hain??


Main-Kyun??


Boe-Kyunki ussne moutt ko 1 nahi 2 nahi 3 nahi 5 nahi 6 nahi 10 nahi 13 nahi total 14 baar dhoka diya hai.


Main-Wait what the fuck.. Really??Bhenchod No wonder usko devil bulate hain..


Boe - Yes or ye suni sunai baat nahi hai ye facts hain.. Emo ko maarne k liye saikdon baar koshish ki gayi hogi aajtak lekin usme se 14 baar log usko maarne k bahot close they literally inches durr tha Emo moutt se or harr baar ye confirm tha ki abki baar ye bach he nahi shakta..Lekin woh harr baar bacha baar baae bacha.. 14 mein se 4 baar gun wounds ki wajah se marrne waala tha woh lekin nope bach gaya 3 baar stab wounds ki wajah se jinse bachna possible he nahi tha but woh bacha and uske baad 7 baar usko poison diya jaa chuka hai and he still somehow survived.. That means his body is literally built to recover from anything that happens to him..


Main-Ok ab samjha woh meri tarah hai but better.. Bahot jyaada better.. Bus farak ye hai ki agar meri body k wonder levels 5 hain toh uske wonder levels 500 hain..


Boe - Yess ab samjhe tum..woh or tum same ho bus woh tumse hajaar gunna better hai.. Thats it.. In every way possible.. He is smarter than you he is faster than you he is stronger than you like just you name it and woh ussi way mein tumse better hoga.. Infact tum MOD ho but first MOD wahi tha..


Main- Kyaa?? Holy fuck.. What the fuck is that guy.. Bc ab samjha kaaeko logon ne bandh kardiya usko jail mein.. Holy shit he is a menace..


Boe - Yes.. You know craziest part jo top 4 they uss time league k yaani Master Mogui Master Norman, Master Bovice and Tumhaare dad unmein se tumhaare dad ko chhodke baaki teeno ko Suruwaat mein EMO ne he train kiya tha..


Main-Whatttt??? Really??


Boe - Yes. Kyunki ye teeno he childhood se he yahaan they and EMO inse i think 4-5 saal bada tha or woh literally insane tha 14-15 ki umar mein toh woh field mein tha so yeah in teeno ko he EMO ne he train kiya hai..


Bhenchod ye banda or kuch he hai yaani jinhone mujhe train kiya hai unsabko issne train kiya tha.. Yikes..


Main-So master jitana mujhe pata chala hai uss hisab se EMO jab top par tha uss time woh literally world kaa sabse bada crime boss raha hoga i mean usase uppar koi nahi hoga right??


Boe - Nahi.. Aisi baat nahi dekho crime world mein beshak tum kitane bhi uppar ho tumse uppar humessa koi naa koi hoga he or yahi EMO k case mein tha kuch log they or ab bhi hain jo insabse uppar hain or rahenge bhi logon ko ye maalum nahi hota or naa he maalum chale toh he better hai lekin bus remember there is always someone above you..


Main-Gotcha..


Sara-So Master mera question hai ek.. Humlog unko kyun nahi nikaal letey Jail se i know impossible hai lekin humlog try kyun nahi kartey at least..


Boe-Well first jaisa tumne kaha try karke faayda kya hai wahaan se Nikalna impossible hai.. Then secondly agar humne try kiya or fail hue jo humlog honge toh we will be in a lot of trouble..


Sara-Trouble dega kon humein?? We literally own Asia..


Boe - No no no EMO Asia kaa issue nahi hai Emo worldwide issue hai like Asia mein kisi ko koi problem nahi hai Emo se i mean Asians crime bosses love Emo uske under Asian crime world ne literally kai gunna jyaada tarakee ki so asia ko koi issue nahi hai. Issue hai baaki world ko or most importantly Europeans and Americans ko wohlog kabhi nahi caahenge ki EMO bahaar aaye kyunki Americans lead kartey hain World crime ko then Asia then Europeans ab Americans and Europeans ek sath hain and unhe pata hai EMO bahaar aaya toh Asia waapis tarakee karega and eventually America ko cross kar jaaega jo woh kar shakta hai considering Russia asia mein aaye toh jo aaega he agar EMO bahaar aata hai toh.. Issliye Americans and Europeans nahi caahtey ki EMO bahaar aaye or agar unhe pata chala ki League ne koshish ki hai EMO ko bahaar nikaalne ki toh officially unke pass reason hoga humaare sath war mein jaane kaa or humlog woh war jeet nahi shaktey, abhi toh nahi atleast.. Issliye uss war ko bachaane k liye humlog durr he rehtey hain in sabse..


Main-Well good durr rehna bhi caahiye.. Fuck that guy..


Continued..

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[Arvind Sharma]

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[JAI]

nice update dear am waiting for AP and EMO CONVO