Ka karoge matlabUpdate-507(3.0's Plan????)
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Ab main mere dimag se he ladta raha kareeb 15 ghantey takk.. In 15 ghantey mein main buss muttane Ya fir dose lene k liye he utha tha.... Subah k 2 baj gaye they mere hath pair Sir and aankh sab dard karne lag gaye they issliye main late gaya.. Mujhe literally sabkuch yaad hogaya tha iss point par sab kuch mere dimag mein tha.. Ki woh prison mein kya hai kaise hai kyun hai kitana hai..Then konsi gun konsi kya hai yahaan par.. Then Oil rig ki details.. Uss submarine ki details.. Uss Ship ki details.. Sabkuch mere dimag mein tha.. Bus plan he nahi tha mere dimag mein..
Haan fir dimag ko taunt maarle bhosdk.. Maarle..
Toh kya karun bhai?? Tu kya gand marwaane lag gaya bhosdk.. Kuch toh soch aise kaise bhull gaya itana important plan..
This Shit is impossible..
Haan lawda impossible, suna tha naa Emo ne Kya kaha tha?? Aaj dad hotey toh woh kabhi bhi wahaan nahi hota.. Matlab dad usko bahaar nikaal he letey.. Matlab ye impossible toh nahi ho shakta.. Dad k pass harr cheej kaa plan tha matlab.. Or ek tu hai bhenchod, dad k naam par kalank hai tu..
What the fuck did you just say?.
Yeah you heard me bitch.. You head me.. You can never be like dad.. Never..
Oh is that it.. Bhosdk.. Is that it.. Ye baat hai ab.. Ok.. Ok..
Mere frustrated dimag ko kosstey hue main firse uth baitha.. Mera gussa filhaal saatvein aashmaan par tha specially ab jo kuch hua uss wajah se.. Main mere dad ki jagah nahi le shakta?? Bhenchod mera literally sapna he ye hai ki main apne dad jaisa ban shakun.. Mera yahaan hone kaa motive he hai "To be like my dad" to achieve what my dad couldn't..
Bhenchod aisa kya tha mere dimag mein jo main bhull gaya.. Mere konse version ka plan tha?? 1.0 kaa?? No way mujhe he koi plan nahi sujha toh usko kahaan se sujhega. Toh 2.0 ka i mean mera?? Ghanta mera plan main khud nahi bhull shakta.. Toh kya?? Noo.. Noo.. Noo.. Noo.. No fucking way.. Ek second.. Main peshab kar raha tha woh bhi maine bichmein roukka or waapis bahaar aaya and waapis apni seat par baitha..
Oye dimag wake up bhosdk wake the fuck up.. Lets go..
Ab mujhe hua ek realisation jo aamtorr par kaafi dangerous hota hai lekin aaj mujhe woh dangerous nahi laga kyunki aaj mujhe uski jarurat thi.. Bhenchod ye kaise dhyaan nahi raha bhalla mujhe.. Sab toh mere saamne tha.. Fuck..
Actually sab mere saamne tha woh plan humara nahi 3.0 kaa plan tha, kyunki or koi reason possible he nahi hai kyunki mere dusare kissi version kaa plan hota toh main abtak dhund chuka hota mere mind k kissi hisse mein lekin 3.0 k plan main nahi dhund shakta he is built different uske plan sick and inhumane hotey hain like actually sick.. Ab mujhe kuch jyaada nahi karna tha mujhe bus khudko drugs k hawale kardena tha and baaki kaa kaam kismat par chhod dena tha.. 3.0 ko bahaar laana mere liye impossible hai lekin yahaan mujhe usko nahi balki uske plan ko bahaar laana tha, mujhe bus thoda saa hint caahiye tha ki aisa kya soch gaya woh and uske base par mujhe plan banana tha, kyunki 3.0 ne keval ek overview banaaya hoga kyunki pura plan woh nahi bana shakta uss overview mein details mujhe bharrni thi, lekin isase mujhe ek general idea mill jaane waala tha plan k liye..Or uss idea k base par banega mera plan..
Khair main pehle toh Sara k room mein gaya kyunki mujhe koi caahiye tha jo mere uppar najar rakh shake kahin bhenchod drugs k nashe mein ludak he naa jaaun.. Ab maine aaram se door knock kiya uska toh kuch seconds mein he ussne apna gate kholdiya..
Sara-AP?? Sab theek hai??
Main-Yeah i need your help..
Sara-Sure...
Main-Come with me..
Main Sara k sath apne room mein aaya..
Main-Pehle toh sorry to disturb you..
Sara - Shut up.. Kya hua bolo jaldi..
Main-Ok. So i think mere pass ek plan hai but mujhe pata nahi hai woh plan kya hai..
Sara-Wait.. What?
Main-Yeah i know thoda confusing part hai. Ab mujhe mere mind k darkest corner mein jaana hai and uske liye i need drugs bahot jyaada drugs so obviously main ye drugs lunga ab and maximum chances hain ki main theek he rahunga but thode chances hain ki thodi dikkat ho shakti hai bus tumhe issiliye yahaan bulaya hai. Agar meri breathing yaa pulses slow hone lagein toh mere uppar thanda paani daalti rehna and mujhe jagaane ki koshish karna..
Sara-What??? Tu pagal hai?? Itani cocaine?? Are you fucking out of your mind?? Itani cocaine will kill you..
Main - Naa i will be fine..
Sara-Toh main yahaan kya kar rahi hun??
Main-Safety measures..
Sara-AP i know agar tumhe safety ki jarurat hai toh iska matlab hai ye serious hai bahot serious..So don't lie to me..
Main-Ok ok.. Ye thoda risky hai but or koi option nahi hai mere pass issliye trust me and everything will be fine..
Sara-AP this is suicide, literally suiii.. WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK... AP.....NOOOO..
Sara ki baatke bichmein he main table par rakhi puri dose legaya jo double nahi thi double se bhi double thi yes bahot jyaada thi.. Jab mujhe drugs lene se darr lage toh samjh jaao ki drugs kaa amount bahot jyaada hai or woh situation bahot dangerous hone waali hai and yahaan wahi sab tha..
Bhosdk dimag jhell jaana, dhoka matt dena warna gand marr jaaegi maadarchod..
Sara-You fucking idiot.. What am I supposed to do now?? Tell me..
Maine Sara kaa hath pakkad liya.
Main-Nothing.. Just stay here..Agar main tumhara hath chhod dun toh mujhe jagaana suru kardena..
And finally drugs ne di mujhe pehli kick, thankfully maine dinner nahi kiya tha warna bhenchod ulti kar kar k gand fatt jaati abhi 20 seconds k andar he sabkuch ghumane laga tha literally bhenchod maano koi mujhe pakkad k jhinjhod raha tha meri khopdi itane chakkar khaa rahi thi ki mera sirr dard karne laga or dard bhi aisa waisa nahi literally bahot jyaada.. Main chair par baitha - 2 kuddne laga or kareeb 2 minute k torture k baad main behosh hogaya.. Sabkuch blank hogaya.. Bhenchod marr warr gaya kya??Helllo.... HeYyyy...
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Awesome updatesUpdate-507(3.0's Plan????)
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Ab main mere dimag se he ladta raha kareeb 15 ghantey takk.. In 15 ghantey mein main buss muttane Ya fir dose lene k liye he utha tha.... Subah k 2 baj gaye they mere hath pair Sir and aankh sab dard karne lag gaye they issliye main late gaya.. Mujhe literally sabkuch yaad hogaya tha iss point par sab kuch mere dimag mein tha.. Ki woh prison mein kya hai kaise hai kyun hai kitana hai..Then konsi gun konsi kya hai yahaan par.. Then Oil rig ki details.. Uss submarine ki details.. Uss Ship ki details.. Sabkuch mere dimag mein tha.. Bus plan he nahi tha mere dimag mein..
Haan fir dimag ko taunt maarle bhosdk.. Maarle..
Toh kya karun bhai?? Tu kya gand marwaane lag gaya bhosdk.. Kuch toh soch aise kaise bhull gaya itana important plan..
This Shit is impossible..
Haan lawda impossible, suna tha naa Emo ne Kya kaha tha?? Aaj dad hotey toh woh kabhi bhi wahaan nahi hota.. Matlab dad usko bahaar nikaal he letey.. Matlab ye impossible toh nahi ho shakta.. Dad k pass harr cheej kaa plan tha matlab.. Or ek tu hai bhenchod, dad k naam par kalank hai tu..
What the fuck did you just say?.
Yeah you heard me bitch.. You head me.. You can never be like dad.. Never..
Oh is that it.. Bhosdk.. Is that it.. Ye baat hai ab.. Ok.. Ok..
Mere frustrated dimag ko kosstey hue main firse uth baitha.. Mera gussa filhaal saatvein aashmaan par tha specially ab jo kuch hua uss wajah se.. Main mere dad ki jagah nahi le shakta?? Bhenchod mera literally sapna he ye hai ki main apne dad jaisa ban shakun.. Mera yahaan hone kaa motive he hai "To be like my dad" to achieve what my dad couldn't..
Bhenchod aisa kya tha mere dimag mein jo main bhull gaya.. Mere konse version ka plan tha?? 1.0 kaa?? No way mujhe he koi plan nahi sujha toh usko kahaan se sujhega. Toh 2.0 ka i mean mera?? Ghanta mera plan main khud nahi bhull shakta.. Toh kya?? Noo.. Noo.. Noo.. Noo.. No fucking way.. Ek second.. Main peshab kar raha tha woh bhi maine bichmein roukka or waapis bahaar aaya and waapis apni seat par baitha..
Oye dimag wake up bhosdk wake the fuck up.. Lets go..
Ab mujhe hua ek realisation jo aamtorr par kaafi dangerous hota hai lekin aaj mujhe woh dangerous nahi laga kyunki aaj mujhe uski jarurat thi.. Bhenchod ye kaise dhyaan nahi raha bhalla mujhe.. Sab toh mere saamne tha.. Fuck..
Actually sab mere saamne tha woh plan humara nahi 3.0 kaa plan tha, kyunki or koi reason possible he nahi hai kyunki mere dusare kissi version kaa plan hota toh main abtak dhund chuka hota mere mind k kissi hisse mein lekin 3.0 k plan main nahi dhund shakta he is built different uske plan sick and inhumane hotey hain like actually sick.. Ab mujhe kuch jyaada nahi karna tha mujhe bus khudko drugs k hawale kardena tha and baaki kaa kaam kismat par chhod dena tha.. 3.0 ko bahaar laana mere liye impossible hai lekin yahaan mujhe usko nahi balki uske plan ko bahaar laana tha, mujhe bus thoda saa hint caahiye tha ki aisa kya soch gaya woh and uske base par mujhe plan banana tha, kyunki 3.0 ne keval ek overview banaaya hoga kyunki pura plan woh nahi bana shakta uss overview mein details mujhe bharrni thi, lekin isase mujhe ek general idea mill jaane waala tha plan k liye..Or uss idea k base par banega mera plan..
Khair main pehle toh Sara k room mein gaya kyunki mujhe koi caahiye tha jo mere uppar najar rakh shake kahin bhenchod drugs k nashe mein ludak he naa jaaun.. Ab maine aaram se door knock kiya uska toh kuch seconds mein he ussne apna gate kholdiya..
Sara-AP?? Sab theek hai??
Main-Yeah i need your help..
Sara-Sure...
Main-Come with me..
Main Sara k sath apne room mein aaya..
Main-Pehle toh sorry to disturb you..
Sara - Shut up.. Kya hua bolo jaldi..
Main-Ok. So i think mere pass ek plan hai but mujhe pata nahi hai woh plan kya hai..
Sara-Wait.. What?
Main-Yeah i know thoda confusing part hai. Ab mujhe mere mind k darkest corner mein jaana hai and uske liye i need drugs bahot jyaada drugs so obviously main ye drugs lunga ab and maximum chances hain ki main theek he rahunga but thode chances hain ki thodi dikkat ho shakti hai bus tumhe issiliye yahaan bulaya hai. Agar meri breathing yaa pulses slow hone lagein toh mere uppar thanda paani daalti rehna and mujhe jagaane ki koshish karna..
Sara-What??? Tu pagal hai?? Itani cocaine?? Are you fucking out of your mind?? Itani cocaine will kill you..
Main - Naa i will be fine..
Sara-Toh main yahaan kya kar rahi hun??
Main-Safety measures..
Sara-AP i know agar tumhe safety ki jarurat hai toh iska matlab hai ye serious hai bahot serious..So don't lie to me..
Main-Ok ok.. Ye thoda risky hai but or koi option nahi hai mere pass issliye trust me and everything will be fine..
Sara-AP this is suicide, literally suiii.. WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK... AP.....NOOOO..
Sara ki baatke bichmein he main table par rakhi puri dose legaya jo double nahi thi double se bhi double thi yes bahot jyaada thi.. Jab mujhe drugs lene se darr lage toh samjh jaao ki drugs kaa amount bahot jyaada hai or woh situation bahot dangerous hone waali hai and yahaan wahi sab tha..
Bhosdk dimag jhell jaana, dhoka matt dena warna gand marr jaaegi maadarchod..
Sara-You fucking idiot.. What am I supposed to do now?? Tell me..
Maine Sara kaa hath pakkad liya.
Main-Nothing.. Just stay here..Agar main tumhara hath chhod dun toh mujhe jagaana suru kardena..
And finally drugs ne di mujhe pehli kick, thankfully maine dinner nahi kiya tha warna bhenchod ulti kar kar k gand fatt jaati abhi 20 seconds k andar he sabkuch ghumane laga tha literally bhenchod maano koi mujhe pakkad k jhinjhod raha tha meri khopdi itane chakkar khaa rahi thi ki mera sirr dard karne laga or dard bhi aisa waisa nahi literally bahot jyaada.. Main chair par baitha - 2 kuddne laga or kareeb 2 minute k torture k baad main behosh hogaya.. Sabkuch blank hogaya.. Bhenchod marr warr gaya kya??Helllo.... HeYyyy...
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Wow Bhai Shandaar update Bhai JabardustUpdate-507(3.0's Plan????)
507
Ab main mere dimag se he ladta raha kareeb 15 ghantey takk.. In 15 ghantey mein main buss muttane Ya fir dose lene k liye he utha tha.... Subah k 2 baj gaye they mere hath pair Sir and aankh sab dard karne lag gaye they issliye main late gaya.. Mujhe literally sabkuch yaad hogaya tha iss point par sab kuch mere dimag mein tha.. Ki woh prison mein kya hai kaise hai kyun hai kitana hai..Then konsi gun konsi kya hai yahaan par.. Then Oil rig ki details.. Uss submarine ki details.. Uss Ship ki details.. Sabkuch mere dimag mein tha.. Bus plan he nahi tha mere dimag mein..
Haan fir dimag ko taunt maarle bhosdk.. Maarle..
Toh kya karun bhai?? Tu kya gand marwaane lag gaya bhosdk.. Kuch toh soch aise kaise bhull gaya itana important plan..
This Shit is impossible..
Haan lawda impossible, suna tha naa Emo ne Kya kaha tha?? Aaj dad hotey toh woh kabhi bhi wahaan nahi hota.. Matlab dad usko bahaar nikaal he letey.. Matlab ye impossible toh nahi ho shakta.. Dad k pass harr cheej kaa plan tha matlab.. Or ek tu hai bhenchod, dad k naam par kalank hai tu..
What the fuck did you just say?.
Yeah you heard me bitch.. You head me.. You can never be like dad.. Never..
Oh is that it.. Bhosdk.. Is that it.. Ye baat hai ab.. Ok.. Ok..
Mere frustrated dimag ko kosstey hue main firse uth baitha.. Mera gussa filhaal saatvein aashmaan par tha specially ab jo kuch hua uss wajah se.. Main mere dad ki jagah nahi le shakta?? Bhenchod mera literally sapna he ye hai ki main apne dad jaisa ban shakun.. Mera yahaan hone kaa motive he hai "To be like my dad" to achieve what my dad couldn't..
Bhenchod aisa kya tha mere dimag mein jo main bhull gaya.. Mere konse version ka plan tha?? 1.0 kaa?? No way mujhe he koi plan nahi sujha toh usko kahaan se sujhega. Toh 2.0 ka i mean mera?? Ghanta mera plan main khud nahi bhull shakta.. Toh kya?? Noo.. Noo.. Noo.. Noo.. No fucking way.. Ek second.. Main peshab kar raha tha woh bhi maine bichmein roukka or waapis bahaar aaya and waapis apni seat par baitha..
Oye dimag wake up bhosdk wake the fuck up.. Lets go..
Ab mujhe hua ek realisation jo aamtorr par kaafi dangerous hota hai lekin aaj mujhe woh dangerous nahi laga kyunki aaj mujhe uski jarurat thi.. Bhenchod ye kaise dhyaan nahi raha bhalla mujhe.. Sab toh mere saamne tha.. Fuck..
Actually sab mere saamne tha woh plan humara nahi 3.0 kaa plan tha, kyunki or koi reason possible he nahi hai kyunki mere dusare kissi version kaa plan hota toh main abtak dhund chuka hota mere mind k kissi hisse mein lekin 3.0 k plan main nahi dhund shakta he is built different uske plan sick and inhumane hotey hain like actually sick.. Ab mujhe kuch jyaada nahi karna tha mujhe bus khudko drugs k hawale kardena tha and baaki kaa kaam kismat par chhod dena tha.. 3.0 ko bahaar laana mere liye impossible hai lekin yahaan mujhe usko nahi balki uske plan ko bahaar laana tha, mujhe bus thoda saa hint caahiye tha ki aisa kya soch gaya woh and uske base par mujhe plan banana tha, kyunki 3.0 ne keval ek overview banaaya hoga kyunki pura plan woh nahi bana shakta uss overview mein details mujhe bharrni thi, lekin isase mujhe ek general idea mill jaane waala tha plan k liye..Or uss idea k base par banega mera plan..
Khair main pehle toh Sara k room mein gaya kyunki mujhe koi caahiye tha jo mere uppar najar rakh shake kahin bhenchod drugs k nashe mein ludak he naa jaaun.. Ab maine aaram se door knock kiya uska toh kuch seconds mein he ussne apna gate kholdiya..
Sara-AP?? Sab theek hai??
Main-Yeah i need your help..
Sara-Sure...
Main-Come with me..
Main Sara k sath apne room mein aaya..
Main-Pehle toh sorry to disturb you..
Sara - Shut up.. Kya hua bolo jaldi..
Main-Ok. So i think mere pass ek plan hai but mujhe pata nahi hai woh plan kya hai..
Sara-Wait.. What?
Main-Yeah i know thoda confusing part hai. Ab mujhe mere mind k darkest corner mein jaana hai and uske liye i need drugs bahot jyaada drugs so obviously main ye drugs lunga ab and maximum chances hain ki main theek he rahunga but thode chances hain ki thodi dikkat ho shakti hai bus tumhe issiliye yahaan bulaya hai. Agar meri breathing yaa pulses slow hone lagein toh mere uppar thanda paani daalti rehna and mujhe jagaane ki koshish karna..
Sara-What??? Tu pagal hai?? Itani cocaine?? Are you fucking out of your mind?? Itani cocaine will kill you..
Main - Naa i will be fine..
Sara-Toh main yahaan kya kar rahi hun??
Main-Safety measures..
Sara-AP i know agar tumhe safety ki jarurat hai toh iska matlab hai ye serious hai bahot serious..So don't lie to me..
Main-Ok ok.. Ye thoda risky hai but or koi option nahi hai mere pass issliye trust me and everything will be fine..
Sara-AP this is suicide, literally suiii.. WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK... AP.....NOOOO..
Sara ki baatke bichmein he main table par rakhi puri dose legaya jo double nahi thi double se bhi double thi yes bahot jyaada thi.. Jab mujhe drugs lene se darr lage toh samjh jaao ki drugs kaa amount bahot jyaada hai or woh situation bahot dangerous hone waali hai and yahaan wahi sab tha..
Bhosdk dimag jhell jaana, dhoka matt dena warna gand marr jaaegi maadarchod..
Sara-You fucking idiot.. What am I supposed to do now?? Tell me..
Maine Sara kaa hath pakkad liya.
Main-Nothing.. Just stay here..Agar main tumhara hath chhod dun toh mujhe jagaana suru kardena..
And finally drugs ne di mujhe pehli kick, thankfully maine dinner nahi kiya tha warna bhenchod ulti kar kar k gand fatt jaati abhi 20 seconds k andar he sabkuch ghumane laga tha literally bhenchod maano koi mujhe pakkad k jhinjhod raha tha meri khopdi itane chakkar khaa rahi thi ki mera sirr dard karne laga or dard bhi aisa waisa nahi literally bahot jyaada.. Main chair par baitha - 2 kuddne laga or kareeb 2 minute k torture k baad main behosh hogaya.. Sabkuch blank hogaya.. Bhenchod marr warr gaya kya??Helllo.... HeYyyy...
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