Update-35(The Baddest News Ever)
Randy - Fuck I almost got excited mujhe laga he is coming back..
Main-He is not..
Randy-Well He will eventually and you know that.. By the way we almost killed like 50 guys.. Uss ladke ko bachaaliya hai..
Main-50??? What the fuck..
Randy-Tumne he kaha tha uske alaawa jo bhi ho woh sab marrne caahiye so maine wahi kiya search and kill.. Now you take some rest.. Bye..
Call disconnected..
Bhenchod maine bina baat 50 log marwaa diye.. Bina baat nahi waise dekha jaae toh.. But Still they dead dead.. Or ye case ab kabhi solve nahi hoga.. Randy and uski team smart hain woh harr kaam alag tareeke se kartey hain taaki koi bhi link naa Judd shake purane crime se.. Toh yelog ki death ek mystery he rahegi.. But the question is what the fuck happened.. Again answer mere pass hai nahi toh fuck it..
Main utha bed se toh shyaam k 6 baje they bc almost 8 ghantey soya main what the fuck.. Drugs are fucked up men...Main fresh hoke bathroom se nikala he tha ki mere room kaa gate knock hua..
Main--Haan..
Sam-Abe news dekh.. Woh londa bach gaya.. Vinayak... Sartaaj wagairaah Marr gaye sab..
Main-What the fuck kaise bc..
Sam-No idea tv waale dikha rahe hain.. Niche sab dekh rahe hain..
Main-Chal toh.. Main aaya..
Sam nikala wahaan se main bhi nikal he raha tha room se ki mera phone baja.. Again private number tha.. Maine uthaaya toh Randy ki awaaj aai..
Main-Kya rehgaya..
Randy-We have a problem..
Main-Kyun bc?? Saboot rehgaya kya??
Randy-No.. Fuck no.. Usase related nahi hai.. Boss(Bovice) kaa call aaya mere pass abhi mission compromised hogaya hai or woh bahot gussa hain bahot jyaada gussa..
Main-What the fuck..
Mere hath se phone chuke niche couch par Girra kuch seconds k liye main coma mein holiya tha.. Bc suna uspar vishwaash nahi horaha tha.. Maine kaanptey hathon se phone uthaya..
Main-Noooo nnnnoooo way bhai no way please tell me tu majaak kar raha hai..
Randy-I am not.. Boss ne bulaaya hai tumhe Delhi.. High Command HQ mein Ranjeet k pass..
Main-I am on my way.. Tu shant kar tabtak usko..
Randy-Yeah nice joke ab kuch shant nahi Hone waala.. Just come here fast please..
Main-On my way..
Call disconnected..
Bhenchod bhenchod... Fuck.. Fuck.. Mission compromised bhenchod Aise kaise.. Maine plan banaaya tha or main he plan par amal karne waala Tha... i mean 2.0 ne plan banaaya tha or 2.0 he amal karne waala Tha uspar but still kitana time laga tha usko keval plan karne mein main bataa nahi shakta.. Bovice will be angry for sure hona bhi caahiye. Aise kaise compromised hogaya bhenchod.. Bahot log marenge bc ab Bahot jyaada..
Maine jhatt se kapdey change kiye or shoes wagairaah pehnke niche hall mein aaya jahaan puri family news dekh rahi thi..
Babhi - Tu ye ban than k kidhar jaaraha hai?? Date wagairaah hai kya??
Main-Naa main Delhi jaaraha hun..
Deva-Delhi?? Aise achaanak?? Kya hua??
Main-Actually mera ek friend aaya hai US se.. Abeer remember Randy???
Randy kaa naam suntey he Abeer samjh gaya ki bc Bahaana banaana he padega..
Abeer-Randy?? Or yahaan?? Aise kaise?? Yahin bulaa leta fir usse be..
Main-Usko Kal Mumbai Jaana Hai or fir waapis US, business related kaam se aaya hai..
Abeer-Fuck main bhi mill leta yaar lekin Kal meeting hai meri bhi yahaan...
Mangal- Hold on hold on ye kon kahaan kaise??
Main-Arrey Randy mera jo doctor tha wahaan uska beta hai mere sath kaafi time spend kiya ussne bahot chill banda hai or kaafi acha friend bhi humaara..
Deva-Oh I see.. Abeer chala jaa tu bhi beshak meeting mangal Dekh lega..
Mangal-Haan millna he hai toh jarur jaa bhai..
Abeer-Naa woh Khurrana mujhse yaa bhai se he millega.. Mera hona jaruri Hai naa.. Bhai ko Chandigarh Jaana Hai..
Mangal-Ye bhi hai..
Babhi - Akela jaaega AP??
Main-Yeah babhi.. Thoda chill Karlun dost k sath waise bhi kuch karna toh hai nahi..
Babhi-Yep chill karne ki jarurat hai tujhe.. Khaana khaake jaaega??
Main-Naa wahin khaa lunga.. Bye Guys.. Love you..
Main bahaar aaya or Saamne Mangal ki Audi khaddi thi usme he baitha or nikala Delhi k liye.. Fuck bc fuck.. Jawaab ready kar raha tha main kya kya bahaane banaaney padenge.. Lets see.. Kya kiya jaa shakta Hai.. Main 7 baje ghar se nikala tha or 10 baje k aas pass Delhi enter hua main bc traffic kaafi tha..Main Hotel Pohancha gaadi park ki or andar aaya Lift Lee then By stairs uppar aaya... Uppar Sunaina mujhe gate par he mill gayi last floor k...
Main-What happened??
Sunaina - No idea andar meeting chal rahi hai and meri rank meeting mein Jaane k jitani nahi hai.. But it is serious for sure kyunki Bovice is here first time and he is angry.. And you know it's dead serious when Bovice is angry..
Main-Fuck..
Humlog floor par enter hue Bovice ek meeting mein tha uske kuch Khaas logon k sath Ranjit ji andar they uske sath Randy or Rose bhi they.. Main aise sabke saamne nahi jaata issliye main uske bagal waale room mein tha uss room mein ek one sided mirror laga tha jisme se main unhe dekh shakta tha woh mujhe nahi mike wagairaah bhi they toh Sound bhi sun shakta tha main unki.. Uss room mein 10 bandey they Jinmein Bovice Randy Rose or Ranjit ji bhi they.. BOIVCE ki shakal dekhtey he main samjh gaya tha ki yep its bad it's very bad.. Uss room mein mojudd log India k one of the most powerful log they lekin un sabki gand fatti thi Bovice se.. Unki galati nahi hai Bovice se sabki fatt jaati hai.. Uss room mein unke saamne ek badi screen thi jispar kuch details thi plan se related..
Bovice - I don't care what you do I want names.. I want the fucking names of everyone involved or I will erase your existence from this world.. You mark my words if you guys fail to give me the names I will hunt you down in any place of this world I promise you that..
Woh sab bus mundi niche karke sirr hilla rahe they ye tha Bovice kaa Aura.. He is something else let me tell you.. Tab ek guard ne gate khola or meri news di..
Guard-He is Here..
Bovice-Finally someone who can help.. You guys get the fuck out of here..
Boivce jaanta tha main inke saamne nahi aane waala issliye ussne order diya or uske order k turant baad uss room se sab jukh k bahaar nikalne lage.. Wahaan Keval Bache Randy Rose Boivce or Ranjit ji.. Then main nikala yahaan se or uss room mein enter hua..
Bovice-Finally..
Maine jameen par baith kar sir jukhaaya uske saamne..
Bovice-At ease..
Ye sun main khadda hua or unke pass aaya..
Bovice-Listen AP I am furious I don't know about you but I am angry very very angry or abtak kissi ne mujhe koi aisa answer nahi diya hai jo mujhe satisfy kar shake sab baat ghuma rahe hain but answer kissi k pass nahi hai issliye agar tumne kuch nahi kiya toh it'll be bad because I can't hold myself back anymore..
Main-Don't worry..
Bovice - Don't tell me that AP everyone is saying the same thing over and over again I need to worry and you know how important this is to me..
Main-I know I know..
Bovice - Saari planning pura setup saare roles everything turned to dust.. Main bahot khuss tha jab woh plan banaaya tha tumne finally mere liye hope thi wahaan par but now.. Now everything is just gone..
Main-I know i will make another one don't you worry you know that I will do anything for you..
Bovice-You better do everything AP kyunki agar ye theek nahi hua toh the deal between you and me will be over..
Main-OK boss.. Ab please tell me what happened somebody.. Kyunki I have no idea..
Randy- So Actually hua ye ki kissine local authorities ko tip dedi ki hum jald he ye karne waale hain or wohlog ne turant location Change kardi pure setup ki..
Main-What..??? Noooo.. Nooo.. Oh my god what??
Bovice-Yeah.. Thats what is scaring me AP.. Thoda bahot change hota toh hum manage karletey lekin the whole bloody location changed or new location pata hai kya hai???
Main - What??
Bovice - "FUZHOU""...
Ye word sunke mujhe laga abtak kaa sabse bada jhatka bc blank he hogaya main almost dead tha main uss time.. Aapki jaankaari k liye bataa dun Fuzhou China ki ek city hai one of the most dangerous places in Asia.. Or most importantly Humaare mission k liye ye sabse galat jagah hai yahaan humaara mission complete karna impossible hai literally 1% chance bhi nahi hai..
Main-No.. Please no.. No.. No..
Randy - It happened already AP there's nothing we can do to undo it.. We need new plan..
Bovice - We can't plan anything for Fuzhou.. It is impossible to carry this mission in Fuzhou.
Main-Yes it is impossible we can't do it there..
Randy-Toh kya mission canceled?? Kyunki Location ab change nahi hogi..
Rose-What?? Mission can't be cancelled..
Randy-I know.. But that's what it looks like..
Bovice aage badha or Randy kaa galla pakkad usse ek hath se hawa mein uthaa diya.. And at that moment I knew Bovice will do anything now.. Agle he second usse realise hua ki saamne Randy hai toh ussne usse niche chhoda..
Randy-I am sorrrry boss..
Ranjit-We can still do this I mean "VIETNAM " ki location bhi toh bahot hard thi lekin still plan bana tha..
Bovice - woh hard thi and this is impossible.. Aren't you listening to us Ranjit..
Ranjit - Sorry bossss...
Tabhi gate khulla or ek guard andar aaya... Or iss bich main saamne screen par dekh raha tha jispar details thi.. Mera mind filhaal kuttey ki tarah doud raha tha Bovice k darr kaa Kamaal tha ye, sabkuch easy lag raha tha but tha hard.. Or abhi ye sablog chappar chappar kar rahe they jisase mera focus lost horaha tha..
Guard - Boss...
Woh aage kuch bolta usase pehle main trigger hogaya or chilaayaa..
Main-Shut the fuck up please.. Get the fuck out of here.. I Need silence guys silence please.. Let me focus...
Woh Guard khadda khadda ghurre humein iss bich Randy ne usse nikaala dhakke maarke turant.. Or ab thi wahaan Shanti main uss screen ko ghurr raha tha or baaki sab mujhe.. Uss room mein ab koi hulchal nahi horahi thi un sabko pata tha main kaise kaam karta hun..
Main-Rose mujhe layout dikhaao toh Fuzhou kaa..
Rose ne laptop se screen change ki..
Rose-So this is..
Main-Sssshhhhh.. I don't need details....
Main aage aaya or screen k just saamne aagaya..
Main-China mein kitane Hotspots hain Fuzhou k alaawa..
Rose - 7 yaa 8..
Main-7 yaa 8 I want exact numbers Rose.. Exact number..
Rose-Wait...
Rose ne check kiya..
Rose - It's 8..
Main-Now i have a last question jo decide karega ki hum kuch kar shaktey hain yaa nahi.. Kya authorities ko maalum Hai ki humein ye maalum Hai ki new location Fuzhou hai..
Randy- Nahi..
Main-Are you sure??
Randy-Yes 1000% unhe nahi pata our source is trustable..
Main-This is important Randy koi issue nahi caahiye mujhe..
Bovice - No we are sure unhe kuch nahi pata.. What happened?? Tell me something AP... I can't take it anymore..
Main-Boss I think I have a plan.. I need few hours but I believe I have a solid plan..
Ye suntey he sab apni - 2 seats se khadey hogaye..
Bovice-Really??
Main-Yes boss.. I need a little alone time to work on that..
Bovice - Take your time.. I am here till then.. Lets go outside everyone.. AP you work hard right??
Main-i will boss don't worry..
Ye sun Bovice room se bahaar nikala uske Sath Sath Rose or Randy nikale tab Ranjit ji jaatey hue bole mujhe..
Ranjit-AP you are the last hope please make this work.. Warna bahot saare log marrenge.. Sab tumhaare hath mein Hai..
Main-I know don't worry.
Ab tha main uss room mein akela.. Raat 10:30 baje they main tab aaya Rose k laptop par jisme sab details thi.. Mujhe pata tha ki Bovice wagairaah Sab mere side waale room se dekh rahe they mujhe kyunki Bovice k liye bahot important tha ye mission like bahot jyaada, uske liye important tha yaani hum sabke liye important tha bahot jyaada important .. Or Agar maine kuch nahi kiya toh it'll be the end of me and a lot of others..
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