Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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Ab uske baad humne firse jogging chaalu ki rukkna nahi tha bus. Subah se shyaam hogayi thi 6-7 bajj gaye they.. Or ab humaara plan tha ek baar rukk ke fruits todd lene kaa kyunki baadmein andherra hojaaega toh uppar nahi jaa paaenge.. Issliye master again uppar chaddey ye trees par easily chadd gaye master kyunki ye normal trees k jaise he hotey hain naa ki coconut ki tarah seedhe.. Khair Master ne kaafi fruits todde main watch duty par tha maine chaaron taraf najar rakhi thi kyunki wohlog bhenchod kahin se bhi aa shaktey they.. Issliye jabtak master niche nahi uttar gaye tabtak maine dhyaan rakha master ne 10-12 fruits todd liye they jyaada uppar nahi jaana padda unhe. Waise technically breadfruit ko pakka wakka k khaate hain lekin utana time or skills dono nahi they issliye humne breadfruit seedha khaaya chaltey - 2 humaare pass last k 2 coconut baaki they jisme se ek humne share kiya or ek bachaake rakha..

Humlog smart bahot khel rahe they ek toh hum jo cheej khaaletey usko niche nahi daaltey balki jitana durr ho shake humaari direction se utana he durr faink detey same with coconut khaali hotey he usko bhi pura dum lagaake fainktey taaki unko confuse kar shakein ki hum kiss taraf jaa rahe hain.. Because ye unka gharr hai or yahaan k favorites hain wohlog .. Issliye humlog jitana ho shake utana khudko hide karne ki koshish kar rahe they..

Ab humaara plan tha tabtak chalne kaa jabtak humlog thakk k tutt naa jaaein and then humlog baari-2 so jaaenge.. Sone k liye humein saamne kaafi distance par ek cliff dikh rahi thi jo kaafi unchi thi so humaara plan tha wahaan jaake uske Uppar sone kaa.. Dinner humaara hogaya tha so humlog chaltey rahe carefully. Ab thankfully raat chaandani thi or utana andherra nahi tha ki humein kuch dikhe he naa. Conditions toh sab ki sab humaare sath thi bus baaki sab he humaare against tha bhenchod..

Finally humlog uss cliff k pass pohanchey jo perfect thi uske Uppar jaana bhi utana hard nahi tha patharon k uppar se humlog uske Uppar chadd gaye kaafi badi cliff thi ye and safe bhi kyunki chaaron taraf se humein aane jaane waala dikh jaata..

Emo-Tum pehle so jaao..

Main-Naa naa aap sojaao mujhe abhi nind nahi aarahi bilkul, main najar rakhta hun tabtak..

Emo-You sure??

Main-Yeah yeah...

Emo-10 baj gaye honge..

Main-Yeah..

Emo-Per day 50 Km kaa target tha tumhara i am 100% sure humlog ne aaj 80-90 Kms cover karliye honge..

Main- Yeah kyunki dekho Humein 14 Hours hogaye chaltey hue jisme se 3 hours humlog literally bhaage hain 30-35 Kms toh ye hogaye.. Rest kaatke Bache 10 hours average speed 5-7 Kmph hogi easily toh 60 kms ye lagaao almost 90 kms aagaye humlog warna 80 toh 100% aa chuke.. Aise toh humlog 2 din mein kar shaktey hain 180 or i think itana he padega yaa 10-15 kms orr..

Emo-Haan lekin woh bhaagna khaagaya humein.. Run ne humein kal tak kaa thaka diya hai..

Main-1000% Run ne todd diya mujhe literally. Walk yaa jogging takk theek tha, or jo unse face off k baad waali run thi naa ussne mere fefdey faad diye ab ye uppar chaddne mein sareer kaa harr joint tutta hai..

Emo-Yeah.. Abhi kya kal pata chalega dard ka toh..

Main-Yeah..

Emo-Kal agar unse bache rahe toh hum plan change karenge subah lagaalo humlog 9 baje suru kartey hain journey or raatko 11 baje takk toh 14 hours hogaye humlog walking speed par rest k sath bhi 65-75 kms kar shaktey hain. Toh bhaagna avoid he karenge..

Main-Yeah.. I think humne kaafi distance bana liya hoga unke or humaare bich or raatko toh wohlog bhi rest he lenge toh kal humlog avoid kar shaktey hain unko.. Or i swear main woh chehre firse nahi dekhna caahta.. That was terrifying.. Woh cuts, woh khofnaak cehra woh bhayanak aankhein or specially unke daant bhenchod what the fuck is even that.. I was terrified..

Emo-i can't blame you..

Main-Fucking hell.. Ok.. Aap so jaao let's not waste time..

Emo-Yeah..

Ab meri duty thi iss chataan (cliff) k chaaron taraf najar rakhna issliye main chakkar kaatne laga uske chaaron taraf rukk - 2 k ab koi aaega toh uppar aata hua dikhaai de he jaaega..Filhaal toh challna bhi bhayanak horaha tha maano mera sareer fatt jaaega bhenchod, lekin dusara option koi tha nahi..

Chakkar lagaatey-2 maine socha bhenchod kya he hogaya tha, maa chud gayi thi, ye journey sambhaal leta main agar ye cannibals maa chudaane nahi aatey toh pehle din ne he gand faad di thi meri.. Mujhe nahi lagta ki bina drugs main 3-4 din or nikaal paaunga no way bhenchod.. 2 din ki toh yahaan ki journey bachi hai lagalo then 1 din toh sea and then next island takk bhi lagega or kya pata ussi din koi millega bhi yaa nahi.. Or uppar se ye cannibals maadarchod ye kahaan se aagaye.. 100000000 problems thi meri life mein lekin Cannibal Tribes se saamna hoga woh aajtak socha nahi tha bhenchod. Gand fatti paddi thi or ye ek orr issue tha kyunki mera darr 3.0 ko or jyaada strong bana raha tha.. Ab mujhe jaldi se jaldi ye journey finish karni thi or uske liye mujhe tabtak chalna tha jabtak mera pura sareer tutt tutt k alag naa hojaae.. Harr hour 5-6 kilometres nikaalna hard nahi tha conditions or situations hard thi bhenchod.. Cannibals or uppar se sabka baap wait kar raha tha bahaar nikalne ko, or kyun nahi karta plan toh uska bhi flop hua tha..

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Emo-We are done.. No way..No. No. No.. No.. This is not happening right now..


Main-Kankaal puraane hain kaafi 6-7 maheene puraane hain..


EMO - It doesn't matter AP new hain yaa old iska matlab hai yahaan cannibals hain or humein nahi pata kitane hain..


Main-We need to get the fuck off this island As soon as possible.. Kyunki i think wohlog island k dusare hisse mein kahin rehtey hain warna abtak hum jinda nahi hotey but i am sure crash ki sound toh unhone bhi suni hogi..


EMO - Yeah..


Ab hum dono he bhaagne lage jiska koi logic tha nahi kyunki kabtak bhaagenge humein literally 160-165 Km orr jaana tha abhi toh issliye kabtak bhaagenge humlog.. Darr k maare aise he decision mann mein aatey hain.. Dekho humlog kitane bhi dangerous hon kitane he logon ko maar chuke hon kitane he psycho hon but Cannibals ek aisa word hai jo psychopaths ki harr definition ko nayi heights takk le jaata hai like humlog psycho they toh wohlog humse 10000 times worse they.. Bhalle he koi marrne se nahi darrta ho lekin cannibals k hathon marrne se woh bhi darega.. No one wants to be eaten by some psychopaths bhenchod.. Thats fucking disgusting.. Or ye like normal cannibals nahi they jo ek do countries mein hotey hain jo normal logon k bich rehke unhe maarke khaate hain naa naa unmein at least thode bahot emotions toh hotey hain, lekin yelog junglee Cannibals hain inhe lawda farak nahi padta kon Merchant Of death yaa kon Serpent hai..Inhe bus maarne or khaane se matlab hai..Humaara ye safar seconds k andar literally 100000 gunna jyaada khatarnaak hogaya tha..


Humlog bhi kabtak bhaagtey bahot derr bhaagte - 2 thakk gaye ab bhaage toh double sans chaddey or pyaas lag gayi alag.. Pehle main he rukka mujhe dekh master rukke maine chaaron taraf dekha pehle toh mujhe durr - 2 takk kuch naa dikha..


Emo-This just got seriously dangerous..


Main-I really don't want to be eaten boss..


Emo-Yeah no shit sherlock no one wants to be eaten alive..


Emo-I am thirsty..


Main-Same issiliye yahaan rukka.. Ye coconut tree kam he uncha hai.. I'll get you..


Emo-Tumm rukko main jaata hun tum already injured ho.. I can easily get this.. Bus knife dedo Tumhaara..


Maine Master ko apna knife diya or master uski help se thodi pakkad banaake uppar chaddne lage..


Main-Damn...


Emo-I did half my training in jungles..


Main-Mujhe kya lagta hai master i think cannibals ko laga humlog kissi dusari side mein gaye hain warna abtak humein koi hint mill chuka hota..


Emo-Yeah.. Jo acha hai..


Master finally uppar takk chale gaye or coconuts toddke niche daalne lage..


Main - Sab daal do.. We can carry them with us.. Aaj kaa hojaaega..


EMO-Got you..


Ab mere pass kanch kaa tukkada tha master waala jo kaafi strong tha helicopter kaa part jo tha issliye maine ek coconut ko usase cheel diya or paani peene laga maine usko pura empty kardiya or jaise he paani peeke hatta main toh mujhe saamne dikhi moutt like literally moutt mere saamne kareeb 40-50 meter durr 4 shaks khaddey they shakal se wohlog Japanese he they lekin woh important nahi tha wohlog literally puri tarah se naked they like fully naked unke sareer par bhayanak cuts alag he dikh rahe they or unmein se 2 k hath mein Bow(Dhanus) they ek ne toh literally Bow ready karke rakha tha chalaane k liye jaise he humaari najar milli ussne bow chalaaya or arrow aaai meri taraf ab main hatt shakta tha but main hatta nahi kyunki arrow meri chest par aarahi thi jahaan already vest pehni thi maine issliye main safe tha wahin hattne lagta toh pata nahi kahaan lagti issliye maine risk nahi liya ulta maine woh time apni Pistol nikaalne mein lagaaya jo meri vest mein thi maine pistol nikaali and woh arrow lagi mere chest mein arrrow mein force bahot tha lekin itana bhi nahi ki mere armour ko cheer dey issliye arrow mujhe lagke niche girri or idhar maine maari dusare bandey ki khopdi mein goli kyunki woh bandey kaa aim Master ki taraf tha or woh chalaata bow usase pehle meri goli lagi uske khopdi mein or usko goli maartey he maine dusare bandey ko goli maari jo uski gardan mein lagi woh niche girra ye dekh k baaki 2 seconds k hissab se gayab hogaye or idhar master bhi bhayanak speed se niche uttare..


Main-Let's go let's go..


Master ne coconut ki ek branch uthaai jispar 5 coconuts they or woh aage bhaage or piche kaa scene dekh k main unke piche bhaaga, tab sunaai di mujhe ek bhayanak awaaj jo aai humaare piche se thi lekin woh gunjji chaaron taraf jungle mein main samjh gaya ki ye inki ek dusare ko signals bhejne ki trick hai issliye humlog or tejj bhaage.. Master mujhse thoda aage bhaag rahe they main thoda slow tha kyunki mere pair mein dard kaafi tha toh main apna 100% dene k baad bhi thoda slow tha..


Humlog jitana ho shake utana distance humaare or unke bich daalna caah rahe they issliye humlog pehle toh bahot derr takk bhaage then humlog ki speed slow hui but rukke nahi humlog.. Humlog easily 15-17 Km takk aagaye they bhaagte - 2 he.. And again master nahi rukke rukkna mujhe he padda. Tab mujhe realise hua hai ki main kitana bhi smart, fast and strong houn but meri physical fitness ek normal human being jitani he thi.. Kyunki ek normal fit aadmi easily 20 Km run and jog kar shakta hai.. Bhai ek baar bahaar nikalwa dey pakka exercise karunga..


Emo-You good??


Main-Ye... Eyeyeash.. Yeah.. Just need a break..


Emo-Ok.. Ok.. Main najar rakhta hun tabtak...


Main baitha niche bhenchod gand fatt gayi..


Emo-I think we are good for now..


Main-Yeah.. 20 km aagaye honge humlog at least..


EMO-Notice kaise kiya tumne??


Main-Mere saamne he khaddey they wohlog 2 k pass Bow they ek ne mere uppar chalaya mere pass vest thi dusare kaa aim aapke uppar tha issliye maine uski khopdi kholi then dusare bow waale ki..


Emo-Holy hell.. Thanks for saving my life again..


Main-No worries..


EMO-Bullets kitani bachi hai?? 7..?


Main-Yeah..


EMO - You need to be careful now soch samjh ke use karna hai..


Main-100%..kyunki I am 1000% sure wohlog bahot jyaada hain..


Emo-Yeah..


Main-We are so fucked.. Kahaan fans gaye yaar.. Fucking hell..


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Main-So pehle toh helicopter mein kuch bacha hai yaa nahi woh dekhtey hain then suru karenge journey..


Emo-Tum apne injured pair k sath chal paoge??


Main-Yeah yeah.. Aadat hai mujhe injured hotey hue kaam karne ki.. Dont worry..


Emo-Ok.. Ok..


Main-So dekho i think humein somewhere around 180 Kms chalna hai issliye kuch bhi hojaae humein koshish karni hai ki humlog woh safar maximum 3 Din mein cover karlein.. Kyunki main khudko itana he roukk shakta hun..


Emo-Means??


Main-Yeah so dekho as you know main ek drug addict hun or aapko pata hai kaisa addict hun main ab thankfully maine double dose le lee thi mission se pehle toh main kuch din nikaal shakta hun.. Lekin agar mujhe next 3-4 din mein drugs nahi mille toh it'll be bad very bad fir mere bade bhaisahaab bahaar aajaaenge and aapko pata hai kya hoga tab its not a good sight specially aapke liye..


Emo-Ok then... Ok.. Ok.. Lets collect anything we can from the helicopter..


Main-Yeah..


Humlog helicopter k pass aaye jo still aag ki lalton mein ghira hua tha..


Main-Ok yahaan kuch bhi nahi millne waala humein..


Emo-Yep..


Main-So thankfully jahaan takk mujhe pata hai yahaan koi dangerous animals nahi hain or coconut and breadfruit k thode bahot trees mujhe dikh rahe hain aage takk so food or drink bhi koi issue nahi hoga..


EMO - So we should start our journey..


Main-Yeah... Yeah... Mere pass knife hai and aap ye kaanch rakho jo mere taang se nikaala hai jaatey wakt trees par mark kartey hue chalenge taaki khoo naa jaaein yahaan Japan k jungles bahot confusing hotey hain..


Emo-Good idea.. You know tumhe kaafi kuch pata hai survival k baare mein..


Main-Sab mere Dimaag kaa kamaal hai mere Dimaag k pass literally harr cheej ki research mojjud hai jo maine ki hai..


Ab humne ki humaari journey suru ye sab itana jaldi hua ki mujhe halka saa bhi vishwaash nahi horaha tha ki main filhaal yahaan hun, helicopter mein uddne se seedha paidal chalne par aagaya tha main.. Thankfully mere sirr se khoon nikalna bandh hogaya tha jo bahot achi baat thi..


Main-Humein per day 50-60 Kms chalna hai jo bahot jyaada hard nahi hai lekin easy toh bilkul bhi nahi hai.. Ab thankfully hum dono k shoes badhiya hain so humlog ye kar shaktey hain with ease..


Emo-Yeah..


Ab suru k he kuch meters mein mere pair mein dard suru hogaya tha jo mujhe sehna tha, yahaan nahi rehna tha bhenchod mujhe or mere badle ki aag mere dard se kahin uppar thi so yeah main easily karlunga ye.. Or jahaan takk master k physique ki baat hai toh woh kind of mujhse bhi jyaada fit they so woh bhi ye sab easily kar lenge...Hum 2 ghantey lagaataar chalenge 5-6 kmph ki speed se then 10-15 minute kaa break or fir waapis.. Suru waala din painful hone waala tha and raat usase bhi jyaada painful.. But yeah again lund dusara koi option nahi tha.. Ab thankful coconut or breadfruit k trees humaare sath - 2 he chal rahe they or coconut trees jyaada unche bhi nahi they main chadd shakta tha uppar..


Bhenchod bolo kya se kya hogaya prison ko udaane ki planning karne waala banda bhenchod Bear Grills ban gaya tha maadarchod..


Emo-You good??


Main-Yeah.. Abhi tak toh..


Emo-Tumhe bahot gussa aata haina jab tumhara plan fail hota hai toh??


Main-Oh yeah bahot jyaada bahot jyaada specially tab jab maine mera sabkuch laga diya ho usme..


Emo-You know tumhaare dad bhi same tumhaare jaise they unhe bahot gussa aata tha jab unka plan koi fail hota tha jo bahot rarely hota tha but fir bhi usse bahot gussa aata tha..


Main-Like Father Like Son..


Emo-Yeah..But yahaan tum fail nahi hue ho at least abhi toh nahi humlog still jinda hain or jabtak humlog jinda hain tumhaara plan fail nahi hua hai..


Main-That's true i guess..


Emo-also Tumhaari thinking bhi uske jaisi he hai like tum situations ko accept karke uske according react kartey ho like ab tumhari jagah yahaan koi or hota toh woh toh sochta he rehta ye sab kyun or kaise hua aage kya karna hai nahi ho paaega etc but tumne literally minutes mein sab accept karliya and aage kaa plan bhi bana liya.. I like this never give up attitude of yours..


Main-Thanks..


Ab humaare pass kai positive points they like food and water k source they humaare pass, raasta easy tha, mujhe jaankaari thi hum kya kar rahe hain and sabse important weather badhiya thanda tha so easily thakenge nahi humlog.. Bus ek baar nikal jaaun firr toh maa...


Main-Wait..


Main chaltey chaltey rukka kyunki mujhe niche ek breadfruit padda dikha..


Emo-What??


Main-I think yahaan koi hai..


Emo-Wait how??


Main-Ye dekho half breadfruit kissi ne 10-15 hours pehle he daala hai or khaaya hua saa hai..


EMO - Birds honge AP.. Yahaan kon hoga tumne he toh bola.. Birds wagairaah kaa ye karna normal hai..


Main-But mujhe almost human teeth k prints najar aarahe hain ispe..


Emo-Then most probably monkeys honge...


Main-Yeah ye possible hai..


Emo-Yep.. Monkeys aise he faink detey hain fruits ko khaake..


Main-Yep.. Continue..


Emo-Wahi toh bhalla yahaan kon hoga..


Main-Mujhe still lag raha hai koi toh hai.. Someone is here or meri senses bahot kam galat hoti hain..


Emo-Toh kon hoga humaare enemies.?? I mean mere enemies??


Main-Nahi worst... Oh My Fucking God.. Oh my fucking God Holy fucking shit.. Fucking shit...


Emo-Oh fuck... Noo wayyy.. Fuck.. Fuck..


Hum dono ki he literally gand fatt gayi kyunki humaare saamne literally kankaal paddey they human kankaal.. Literally skeletons.. Jinki khopdi toh saamne trees k uppar Taang rakhi thi..


Ye dekh maine master ko dekha or master ne mujhe or hum dono ek sath bole..


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Ab uske baad humne firse jogging chaalu ki rukkna nahi tha bus. Subah se shyaam hogayi thi 6-7 bajj gaye they.. Or ab humaara plan tha ek baar rukk ke fruits todd lene kaa kyunki baadmein andherra hojaaega toh uppar nahi jaa paaenge.. Issliye master again uppar chaddey ye trees par easily chadd gaye master kyunki ye normal trees k jaise he hotey hain naa ki coconut ki tarah seedhe.. Khair Master ne kaafi fruits todde main watch duty par tha maine chaaron taraf najar rakhi thi kyunki wohlog bhenchod kahin se bhi aa shaktey they.. Issliye jabtak master niche nahi uttar gaye tabtak maine dhyaan rakha master ne 10-12 fruits todd liye they jyaada uppar nahi jaana padda unhe. Waise technically breadfruit ko pakka wakka k khaate hain lekin utana time or skills dono nahi they issliye humne breadfruit seedha khaaya chaltey - 2 humaare pass last k 2 coconut baaki they jisme se ek humne share kiya or ek bachaake rakha..

Humlog smart bahot khel rahe they ek toh hum jo cheej khaaletey usko niche nahi daaltey balki jitana durr ho shake humaari direction se utana he durr faink detey same with coconut khaali hotey he usko bhi pura dum lagaake fainktey taaki unko confuse kar shakein ki hum kiss taraf jaa rahe hain.. Because ye unka gharr hai or yahaan k favorites hain wohlog .. Issliye humlog jitana ho shake utana khudko hide karne ki koshish kar rahe they..

Ab humaara plan tha tabtak chalne kaa jabtak humlog thakk k tutt naa jaaein and then humlog baari-2 so jaaenge.. Sone k liye humein saamne kaafi distance par ek cliff dikh rahi thi jo kaafi unchi thi so humaara plan tha wahaan jaake uske Uppar sone kaa.. Dinner humaara hogaya tha so humlog chaltey rahe carefully. Ab thankfully raat chaandani thi or utana andherra nahi tha ki humein kuch dikhe he naa. Conditions toh sab ki sab humaare sath thi bus baaki sab he humaare against tha bhenchod..

Finally humlog uss cliff k pass pohanchey jo perfect thi uske Uppar jaana bhi utana hard nahi tha patharon k uppar se humlog uske Uppar chadd gaye kaafi badi cliff thi ye and safe bhi kyunki chaaron taraf se humein aane jaane waala dikh jaata..

Emo-Tum pehle so jaao..

Main-Naa naa aap sojaao mujhe abhi nind nahi aarahi bilkul, main najar rakhta hun tabtak..

Emo-You sure??

Main-Yeah yeah...

Emo-10 baj gaye honge..

Main-Yeah..

Emo-Per day 50 Km kaa target tha tumhara i am 100% sure humlog ne aaj 80-90 Kms cover karliye honge..

Main- Yeah kyunki dekho Humein 14 Hours hogaye chaltey hue jisme se 3 hours humlog literally bhaage hain 30-35 Kms toh ye hogaye.. Rest kaatke Bache 10 hours average speed 5-7 Kmph hogi easily toh 60 kms ye lagaao almost 90 kms aagaye humlog warna 80 toh 100% aa chuke.. Aise toh humlog 2 din mein kar shaktey hain 180 or i think itana he padega yaa 10-15 kms orr..

Emo-Haan lekin woh bhaagna khaagaya humein.. Run ne humein kal tak kaa thaka diya hai..

Main-1000% Run ne todd diya mujhe literally. Walk yaa jogging takk theek tha, or jo unse face off k baad waali run thi naa ussne mere fefdey faad diye ab ye uppar chaddne mein sareer kaa harr joint tutta hai..

Emo-Yeah.. Abhi kya kal pata chalega dard ka toh..

Main-Yeah..

Emo-Kal agar unse bache rahe toh hum plan change karenge subah lagaalo humlog 9 baje suru kartey hain journey or raatko 11 baje takk toh 14 hours hogaye humlog walking speed par rest k sath bhi 65-75 kms kar shaktey hain. Toh bhaagna avoid he karenge..

Main-Yeah.. I think humne kaafi distance bana liya hoga unke or humaare bich or raatko toh wohlog bhi rest he lenge toh kal humlog avoid kar shaktey hain unko.. Or i swear main woh chehre firse nahi dekhna caahta.. That was terrifying.. Woh cuts, woh khofnaak cehra woh bhayanak aankhein or specially unke daant bhenchod what the fuck is even that.. I was terrified..

Emo-i can't blame you..

Main-Fucking hell.. Ok.. Aap so jaao let's not waste time..

Emo-Yeah..

Ab meri duty thi iss chataan (cliff) k chaaron taraf najar rakhna issliye main chakkar kaatne laga uske chaaron taraf rukk - 2 k ab koi aaega toh uppar aata hua dikhaai de he jaaega..Filhaal toh challna bhi bhayanak horaha tha maano mera sareer fatt jaaega bhenchod, lekin dusara option koi tha nahi..

Chakkar lagaatey-2 maine socha bhenchod kya he hogaya tha, maa chud gayi thi, ye journey sambhaal leta main agar ye cannibals maa chudaane nahi aatey toh pehle din ne he gand faad di thi meri.. Mujhe nahi lagta ki bina drugs main 3-4 din or nikaal paaunga no way bhenchod.. 2 din ki toh yahaan ki journey bachi hai lagalo then 1 din toh sea and then next island takk bhi lagega or kya pata ussi din koi millega bhi yaa nahi.. Or uppar se ye cannibals maadarchod ye kahaan se aagaye.. 100000000 problems thi meri life mein lekin Cannibal Tribes se saamna hoga woh aajtak socha nahi tha bhenchod. Gand fatti paddi thi or ye ek orr issue tha kyunki mera darr 3.0 ko or jyaada strong bana raha tha.. Ab mujhe jaldi se jaldi ye journey finish karni thi or uske liye mujhe tabtak chalna tha jabtak mera pura sareer tutt tutt k alag naa hojaae.. Harr hour 5-6 kilometres nikaalna hard nahi tha conditions or situations hard thi bhenchod.. Cannibals or uppar se sabka baap wait kar raha tha bahaar nikalne ko, or kyun nahi karta plan toh uska bhi flop hua tha..

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[Sweetkaran]

Update-521(CANNIBALS!!)
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521


Main-So pehle toh helicopter mein kuch bacha hai yaa nahi woh dekhtey hain then suru karenge journey..


Emo-Tum apne injured pair k sath chal paoge??


Main-Yeah yeah.. Aadat hai mujhe injured hotey hue kaam karne ki.. Dont worry..


Emo-Ok.. Ok..


Main-So dekho i think humein somewhere around 180 Kms chalna hai issliye kuch bhi hojaae humein koshish karni hai ki humlog woh safar maximum 3 Din mein cover karlein.. Kyunki main khudko itana he roukk shakta hun..


Emo-Means??


Main-Yeah so dekho as you know main ek drug addict hun or aapko pata hai kaisa addict hun main ab thankfully maine double dose le lee thi mission se pehle toh main kuch din nikaal shakta hun.. Lekin agar mujhe next 3-4 din mein drugs nahi mille toh it'll be bad very bad fir mere bade bhaisahaab bahaar aajaaenge and aapko pata hai kya hoga tab its not a good sight specially aapke liye..


Emo-Ok then... Ok.. Ok.. Lets collect anything we can from the helicopter..


Main-Yeah..


Humlog helicopter k pass aaye jo still aag ki lalton mein ghira hua tha..


Main-Ok yahaan kuch bhi nahi millne waala humein..


Emo-Yep..


Main-So thankfully jahaan takk mujhe pata hai yahaan koi dangerous animals nahi hain or coconut and breadfruit k thode bahot trees mujhe dikh rahe hain aage takk so food or drink bhi koi issue nahi hoga..


EMO - So we should start our journey..


Main-Yeah... Yeah... Mere pass knife hai and aap ye kaanch rakho jo mere taang se nikaala hai jaatey wakt trees par mark kartey hue chalenge taaki khoo naa jaaein yahaan Japan k jungles bahot confusing hotey hain..


Emo-Good idea.. You know tumhe kaafi kuch pata hai survival k baare mein..


Main-Sab mere Dimaag kaa kamaal hai mere Dimaag k pass literally harr cheej ki research mojjud hai jo maine ki hai..


Ab humne ki humaari journey suru ye sab itana jaldi hua ki mujhe halka saa bhi vishwaash nahi horaha tha ki main filhaal yahaan hun, helicopter mein uddne se seedha paidal chalne par aagaya tha main.. Thankfully mere sirr se khoon nikalna bandh hogaya tha jo bahot achi baat thi..


Main-Humein per day 50-60 Kms chalna hai jo bahot jyaada hard nahi hai lekin easy toh bilkul bhi nahi hai.. Ab thankfully hum dono k shoes badhiya hain so humlog ye kar shaktey hain with ease..


Emo-Yeah..


Ab suru k he kuch meters mein mere pair mein dard suru hogaya tha jo mujhe sehna tha, yahaan nahi rehna tha bhenchod mujhe or mere badle ki aag mere dard se kahin uppar thi so yeah main easily karlunga ye.. Or jahaan takk master k physique ki baat hai toh woh kind of mujhse bhi jyaada fit they so woh bhi ye sab easily kar lenge...Hum 2 ghantey lagaataar chalenge 5-6 kmph ki speed se then 10-15 minute kaa break or fir waapis.. Suru waala din painful hone waala tha and raat usase bhi jyaada painful.. But yeah again lund dusara koi option nahi tha.. Ab thankful coconut or breadfruit k trees humaare sath - 2 he chal rahe they or coconut trees jyaada unche bhi nahi they main chadd shakta tha uppar..


Bhenchod bolo kya se kya hogaya prison ko udaane ki planning karne waala banda bhenchod Bear Grills ban gaya tha maadarchod..


Emo-You good??


Main-Yeah.. Abhi tak toh..


Emo-Tumhe bahot gussa aata haina jab tumhara plan fail hota hai toh??


Main-Oh yeah bahot jyaada bahot jyaada specially tab jab maine mera sabkuch laga diya ho usme..


Emo-You know tumhaare dad bhi same tumhaare jaise they unhe bahot gussa aata tha jab unka plan koi fail hota tha jo bahot rarely hota tha but fir bhi usse bahot gussa aata tha..


Main-Like Father Like Son..


Emo-Yeah..But yahaan tum fail nahi hue ho at least abhi toh nahi humlog still jinda hain or jabtak humlog jinda hain tumhaara plan fail nahi hua hai..


Main-That's true i guess..


Emo-also Tumhaari thinking bhi uske jaisi he hai like tum situations ko accept karke uske according react kartey ho like ab tumhari jagah yahaan koi or hota toh woh toh sochta he rehta ye sab kyun or kaise hua aage kya karna hai nahi ho paaega etc but tumne literally minutes mein sab accept karliya and aage kaa plan bhi bana liya.. I like this never give up attitude of yours..


Main-Thanks..


Ab humaare pass kai positive points they like food and water k source they humaare pass, raasta easy tha, mujhe jaankaari thi hum kya kar rahe hain and sabse important weather badhiya thanda tha so easily thakenge nahi humlog.. Bus ek baar nikal jaaun firr toh maa...


Main-Wait..


Main chaltey chaltey rukka kyunki mujhe niche ek breadfruit padda dikha..


Emo-What??


Main-I think yahaan koi hai..


Emo-Wait how??


Main-Ye dekho half breadfruit kissi ne 10-15 hours pehle he daala hai or khaaya hua saa hai..


EMO - Birds honge AP.. Yahaan kon hoga tumne he toh bola.. Birds wagairaah kaa ye karna normal hai..


Main-But mujhe almost human teeth k prints najar aarahe hain ispe..


Emo-Then most probably monkeys honge...


Main-Yeah ye possible hai..


Emo-Yep.. Monkeys aise he faink detey hain fruits ko khaake..


Main-Yep.. Continue..


Emo-Wahi toh bhalla yahaan kon hoga..


Main-Mujhe still lag raha hai koi toh hai.. Someone is here or meri senses bahot kam galat hoti hain..


Emo-Toh kon hoga humaare enemies.?? I mean mere enemies??


Main-Nahi worst... Oh My Fucking God.. Oh my fucking God Holy fucking shit.. Fucking shit...


Emo-Oh fuck... Noo wayyy.. Fuck.. Fuck..


Hum dono ki he literally gand fatt gayi kyunki humaare saamne literally kankaal paddey they human kankaal.. Literally skeletons.. Jinki khopdi toh saamne trees k uppar Taang rakhi thi..


Ye dekh maine master ko dekha or master ne mujhe or hum dono ek sath bole..


"CANNIBALS"..


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Fantastic fabulous marvelous update AP bro

 

[Sweetkaran]

Update-522(The Fear!)
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522


Emo-We are done.. No way..No. No. No.. No.. This is not happening right now..


Main-Kankaal puraane hain kaafi 6-7 maheene puraane hain..


EMO - It doesn't matter AP new hain yaa old iska matlab hai yahaan cannibals hain or humein nahi pata kitane hain..


Main-We need to get the fuck off this island As soon as possible.. Kyunki i think wohlog island k dusare hisse mein kahin rehtey hain warna abtak hum jinda nahi hotey but i am sure crash ki sound toh unhone bhi suni hogi..


EMO - Yeah..


Ab hum dono he bhaagne lage jiska koi logic tha nahi kyunki kabtak bhaagenge humein literally 160-165 Km orr jaana tha abhi toh issliye kabtak bhaagenge humlog.. Darr k maare aise he decision mann mein aatey hain.. Dekho humlog kitane bhi dangerous hon kitane he logon ko maar chuke hon kitane he psycho hon but Cannibals ek aisa word hai jo psychopaths ki harr definition ko nayi heights takk le jaata hai like humlog psycho they toh wohlog humse 10000 times worse they.. Bhalle he koi marrne se nahi darrta ho lekin cannibals k hathon marrne se woh bhi darega.. No one wants to be eaten by some psychopaths bhenchod.. Thats fucking disgusting.. Or ye like normal cannibals nahi they jo ek do countries mein hotey hain jo normal logon k bich rehke unhe maarke khaate hain naa naa unmein at least thode bahot emotions toh hotey hain, lekin yelog junglee Cannibals hain inhe lawda farak nahi padta kon Merchant Of death yaa kon Serpent hai..Inhe bus maarne or khaane se matlab hai..Humaara ye safar seconds k andar literally 100000 gunna jyaada khatarnaak hogaya tha..


Humlog bhi kabtak bhaagtey bahot derr bhaagte - 2 thakk gaye ab bhaage toh double sans chaddey or pyaas lag gayi alag.. Pehle main he rukka mujhe dekh master rukke maine chaaron taraf dekha pehle toh mujhe durr - 2 takk kuch naa dikha..


Emo-This just got seriously dangerous..


Main-I really don't want to be eaten boss..


Emo-Yeah no shit sherlock no one wants to be eaten alive..


Emo-I am thirsty..


Main-Same issiliye yahaan rukka.. Ye coconut tree kam he uncha hai.. I'll get you..


Emo-Tumm rukko main jaata hun tum already injured ho.. I can easily get this.. Bus knife dedo Tumhaara..


Maine Master ko apna knife diya or master uski help se thodi pakkad banaake uppar chaddne lage..


Main-Damn...


Emo-I did half my training in jungles..


Main-Mujhe kya lagta hai master i think cannibals ko laga humlog kissi dusari side mein gaye hain warna abtak humein koi hint mill chuka hota..


Emo-Yeah.. Jo acha hai..


Master finally uppar takk chale gaye or coconuts toddke niche daalne lage..


Main - Sab daal do.. We can carry them with us.. Aaj kaa hojaaega..


EMO-Got you..


Ab mere pass kanch kaa tukkada tha master waala jo kaafi strong tha helicopter kaa part jo tha issliye maine ek coconut ko usase cheel diya or paani peene laga maine usko pura empty kardiya or jaise he paani peeke hatta main toh mujhe saamne dikhi moutt like literally moutt mere saamne kareeb 40-50 meter durr 4 shaks khaddey they shakal se wohlog Japanese he they lekin woh important nahi tha wohlog literally puri tarah se naked they like fully naked unke sareer par bhayanak cuts alag he dikh rahe they or unmein se 2 k hath mein Bow(Dhanus) they ek ne toh literally Bow ready karke rakha tha chalaane k liye jaise he humaari najar milli ussne bow chalaaya or arrow aaai meri taraf ab main hatt shakta tha but main hatta nahi kyunki arrow meri chest par aarahi thi jahaan already vest pehni thi maine issliye main safe tha wahin hattne lagta toh pata nahi kahaan lagti issliye maine risk nahi liya ulta maine woh time apni Pistol nikaalne mein lagaaya jo meri vest mein thi maine pistol nikaali and woh arrow lagi mere chest mein arrrow mein force bahot tha lekin itana bhi nahi ki mere armour ko cheer dey issliye arrow mujhe lagke niche girri or idhar maine maari dusare bandey ki khopdi mein goli kyunki woh bandey kaa aim Master ki taraf tha or woh chalaata bow usase pehle meri goli lagi uske khopdi mein or usko goli maartey he maine dusare bandey ko goli maari jo uski gardan mein lagi woh niche girra ye dekh k baaki 2 seconds k hissab se gayab hogaye or idhar master bhi bhayanak speed se niche uttare..


Main-Let's go let's go..


Master ne coconut ki ek branch uthaai jispar 5 coconuts they or woh aage bhaage or piche kaa scene dekh k main unke piche bhaaga, tab sunaai di mujhe ek bhayanak awaaj jo aai humaare piche se thi lekin woh gunjji chaaron taraf jungle mein main samjh gaya ki ye inki ek dusare ko signals bhejne ki trick hai issliye humlog or tejj bhaage.. Master mujhse thoda aage bhaag rahe they main thoda slow tha kyunki mere pair mein dard kaafi tha toh main apna 100% dene k baad bhi thoda slow tha..


Humlog jitana ho shake utana distance humaare or unke bich daalna caah rahe they issliye humlog pehle toh bahot derr takk bhaage then humlog ki speed slow hui but rukke nahi humlog.. Humlog easily 15-17 Km takk aagaye they bhaagte - 2 he.. And again master nahi rukke rukkna mujhe he padda. Tab mujhe realise hua hai ki main kitana bhi smart, fast and strong houn but meri physical fitness ek normal human being jitani he thi.. Kyunki ek normal fit aadmi easily 20 Km run and jog kar shakta hai.. Bhai ek baar bahaar nikalwa dey pakka exercise karunga..


Emo-You good??


Main-Ye... Eyeyeash.. Yeah.. Just need a break..


Emo-Ok.. Ok.. Main najar rakhta hun tabtak...


Main baitha niche bhenchod gand fatt gayi..


Emo-I think we are good for now..


Main-Yeah.. 20 km aagaye honge humlog at least..


EMO-Notice kaise kiya tumne??


Main-Mere saamne he khaddey they wohlog 2 k pass Bow they ek ne mere uppar chalaya mere pass vest thi dusare kaa aim aapke uppar tha issliye maine uski khopdi kholi then dusare bow waale ki..


Emo-Holy hell.. Thanks for saving my life again..


Main-No worries..


EMO-Bullets kitani bachi hai?? 7..?


Main-Yeah..


EMO - You need to be careful now soch samjh ke use karna hai..


Main-100%..kyunki I am 1000% sure wohlog bahot jyaada hain..


Emo-Yeah..


Main-We are so fucked.. Kahaan fans gaye yaar.. Fucking hell..


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Mind blowing superb update bro

 

[Sweetkaran]

Update-523(He Is Rising???)
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523

Ab uske baad humne firse jogging chaalu ki rukkna nahi tha bus. Subah se shyaam hogayi thi 6-7 bajj gaye they.. Or ab humaara plan tha ek baar rukk ke fruits todd lene kaa kyunki baadmein andherra hojaaega toh uppar nahi jaa paaenge.. Issliye master again uppar chaddey ye trees par easily chadd gaye master kyunki ye normal trees k jaise he hotey hain naa ki coconut ki tarah seedhe.. Khair Master ne kaafi fruits todde main watch duty par tha maine chaaron taraf najar rakhi thi kyunki wohlog bhenchod kahin se bhi aa shaktey they.. Issliye jabtak master niche nahi uttar gaye tabtak maine dhyaan rakha master ne 10-12 fruits todd liye they jyaada uppar nahi jaana padda unhe. Waise technically breadfruit ko pakka wakka k khaate hain lekin utana time or skills dono nahi they issliye humne breadfruit seedha khaaya chaltey - 2 humaare pass last k 2 coconut baaki they jisme se ek humne share kiya or ek bachaake rakha..

Humlog smart bahot khel rahe they ek toh hum jo cheej khaaletey usko niche nahi daaltey balki jitana durr ho shake humaari direction se utana he durr faink detey same with coconut khaali hotey he usko bhi pura dum lagaake fainktey taaki unko confuse kar shakein ki hum kiss taraf jaa rahe hain.. Because ye unka gharr hai or yahaan k favorites hain wohlog .. Issliye humlog jitana ho shake utana khudko hide karne ki koshish kar rahe they..

Ab humaara plan tha tabtak chalne kaa jabtak humlog thakk k tutt naa jaaein and then humlog baari-2 so jaaenge.. Sone k liye humein saamne kaafi distance par ek cliff dikh rahi thi jo kaafi unchi thi so humaara plan tha wahaan jaake uske Uppar sone kaa.. Dinner humaara hogaya tha so humlog chaltey rahe carefully. Ab thankfully raat chaandani thi or utana andherra nahi tha ki humein kuch dikhe he naa. Conditions toh sab ki sab humaare sath thi bus baaki sab he humaare against tha bhenchod..

Finally humlog uss cliff k pass pohanchey jo perfect thi uske Uppar jaana bhi utana hard nahi tha patharon k uppar se humlog uske Uppar chadd gaye kaafi badi cliff thi ye and safe bhi kyunki chaaron taraf se humein aane jaane waala dikh jaata..

Emo-Tum pehle so jaao..

Main-Naa naa aap sojaao mujhe abhi nind nahi aarahi bilkul, main najar rakhta hun tabtak..

Emo-You sure??

Main-Yeah yeah...

Emo-10 baj gaye honge..

Main-Yeah..

Emo-Per day 50 Km kaa target tha tumhara i am 100% sure humlog ne aaj 80-90 Kms cover karliye honge..

Main- Yeah kyunki dekho Humein 14 Hours hogaye chaltey hue jisme se 3 hours humlog literally bhaage hain 30-35 Kms toh ye hogaye.. Rest kaatke Bache 10 hours average speed 5-7 Kmph hogi easily toh 60 kms ye lagaao almost 90 kms aagaye humlog warna 80 toh 100% aa chuke.. Aise toh humlog 2 din mein kar shaktey hain 180 or i think itana he padega yaa 10-15 kms orr..

Emo-Haan lekin woh bhaagna khaagaya humein.. Run ne humein kal tak kaa thaka diya hai..

Main-1000% Run ne todd diya mujhe literally. Walk yaa jogging takk theek tha, or jo unse face off k baad waali run thi naa ussne mere fefdey faad diye ab ye uppar chaddne mein sareer kaa harr joint tutta hai..

Emo-Yeah.. Abhi kya kal pata chalega dard ka toh..

Main-Yeah..

Emo-Kal agar unse bache rahe toh hum plan change karenge subah lagaalo humlog 9 baje suru kartey hain journey or raatko 11 baje takk toh 14 hours hogaye humlog walking speed par rest k sath bhi 65-75 kms kar shaktey hain. Toh bhaagna avoid he karenge..

Main-Yeah.. I think humne kaafi distance bana liya hoga unke or humaare bich or raatko toh wohlog bhi rest he lenge toh kal humlog avoid kar shaktey hain unko.. Or i swear main woh chehre firse nahi dekhna caahta.. That was terrifying.. Woh cuts, woh khofnaak cehra woh bhayanak aankhein or specially unke daant bhenchod what the fuck is even that.. I was terrified..

Emo-i can't blame you..

Main-Fucking hell.. Ok.. Aap so jaao let's not waste time..

Emo-Yeah..

Ab meri duty thi iss chataan (cliff) k chaaron taraf najar rakhna issliye main chakkar kaatne laga uske chaaron taraf rukk - 2 k ab koi aaega toh uppar aata hua dikhaai de he jaaega..Filhaal toh challna bhi bhayanak horaha tha maano mera sareer fatt jaaega bhenchod, lekin dusara option koi tha nahi..

Chakkar lagaatey-2 maine socha bhenchod kya he hogaya tha, maa chud gayi thi, ye journey sambhaal leta main agar ye cannibals maa chudaane nahi aatey toh pehle din ne he gand faad di thi meri.. Mujhe nahi lagta ki bina drugs main 3-4 din or nikaal paaunga no way bhenchod.. 2 din ki toh yahaan ki journey bachi hai lagalo then 1 din toh sea and then next island takk bhi lagega or kya pata ussi din koi millega bhi yaa nahi.. Or uppar se ye cannibals maadarchod ye kahaan se aagaye.. 100000000 problems thi meri life mein lekin Cannibal Tribes se saamna hoga woh aajtak socha nahi tha bhenchod. Gand fatti paddi thi or ye ek orr issue tha kyunki mera darr 3.0 ko or jyaada strong bana raha tha.. Ab mujhe jaldi se jaldi ye journey finish karni thi or uske liye mujhe tabtak chalna tha jabtak mera pura sareer tutt tutt k alag naa hojaae.. Harr hour 5-6 kilometres nikaalna hard nahi tha conditions or situations hard thi bhenchod.. Cannibals or uppar se sabka baap wait kar raha tha bahaar nikalne ko, or kyun nahi karta plan toh uska bhi flop hua tha..

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Majedar dhamakedar fantastic update bro

 

[Surya_021]

Superb updates

 

[Dragon master]

Super update mza a gya prh k ab dekhty hn
Mujhy lgta Hy Master EMO devil k sth handle kr ln gy

 

[Dar]

Super update bro

 

[Janu002]

Superb update

 

[yajivagan]

Nice Updates...