Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Rajesh]

Update-530(My Power)
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530

Time count kar.. Swim - 5 hours.. Then uss Island k dusare corner par jaana 2-3hours.. Then ship lena 1-7 kitane bhi ghantey lag shaktey hain but 7 se jyaada i dont think so.. So agar main 12 baje takk uss Island par pohancha then 2:30 Pm se 3:00 pm k bich uss Island m active area par pohancha toh raat takk most probably mujhe ship mill shakti hai kyunki andhera hone k baad ship humein dekhein ye impossible hoga.. But ship milli toh most probably 3-4 hours mein main uss Japanese island par by ship pohanch shakta hun jahan humein originally land hona tha and humaari gaadi khaddi hai jahan.. Obviously gaadi ko kissi ne touch takk nahi kiya hoga.. Kyunki koi tha he nahi wahan.. So hopefully kal subha takk main Japan k andar hounga.. Regan 1000% wahin hain, then next 4-5 hours mein main usko maar dunga.. Yaani almost 24-30 hours lagenge mujhe.. Kya main itana rukk shakta hun?? I think so.. Yes.. But what about his family?? No way Untak pohanchney takk main rukk paunga... Pata nahi kahan honge wohlog. What if main uski family k he piche jaaun Regan ko toh ye so called Merchant of death bhi maar he dega.. But maja toh uski family ko maarne mein aaega na.. Regan toh marr jaaega seh seh k.. But uski family thodi itani brave hogi wohlog toh roenge, gidgiaaenge, bheek maanenge, ek dusare k liye apni jaan dene ko raaji honge.. Uff! That's awesome.. That's what i need in fact.. So yes.. Regan leave, kill his family..

But what if wohlog Regan k sath he hon??

Ohh! Yeah!! Don't make me more happy.. Woh toh fir bus sone par suhaaga hoga.. Yess.. Please ye hojaae fir toh I'll leave happily..

I fucking love it..

Khudse baat kartey hue main waapis beach par aaya main piche mudda toh EMO bhi mere piche - 2 sea se bahaar aagaya.. Shabbas samjhdaar hai banda.. ..ok..first of all i need coconuts.. Total 6 of them Swimming k time paani peete rehna bahot jaruri hai.. So yes..

Oh wait a minute wait a fucking minute.. Yelog bhi toh hain.. Right right..

Mujhe saamne jungle mein 3-4 bandey dikhhe chippey hue jo mujhpar najar rakhe hue they, ye Cannibals right.. But ye toh 4 he hain.. Isme kya he maja aaega.. Nahi, i dont think ye 4 he hain i think yelog bahot hain or wait kar rahe hain baaki k liye 4 he hotey toh abtak yelog kuch na kuch try kar letey .. Thats good that's good wait karlunga main kuch derr no problem at all..

Emo-Whats the plan??

Main-Aagaye tum?? Good.. Marr jaatey warna.. First of all humlog yahaan se nahi jaaenge pagal ho tum? Yahaan se left side tairana padega jiss wajah se extra 4-5 Kilometre swim karne padenge, wahin agar humlog yahaan beach k uppar he left jaaein or wahaan uss ridge se Swim suru karein toh seedhi swim hogi or 4-5 kilometers kaa area kam hojaaega.. Then we need water for sure bina paani marr jaaenge humlog.. Issliye per person 6 Coconuts must needed hain.. Uske baad we are good to go..

Emo-Ok let's go then..

Main-Rukko thodi derr..

Emo-Kyun, kiska intejar hai??

Main-Arrey wohlog aarahe hain.. Cannibals..

Emo-What?? Fir toh humein bhaagna caahiye.. Lets go..

Main-Bhaagna caahiye?? What are you talking about.. Tum woh wooden weapons waalon se darr rahe ho are you kidding me.. Kya bigaad lenge humaara wohlog..

Emo-Wohlog k numbers bahot hain..

Main-Woh toh orr bhi acha hai.. You know the more the better..

Emo-Lekin humein rukkna kyun hai jab hum jaa shaktey hain??

Main-Humein jaana kyun hai jab humlog unko maarke aaram se jaa shaktey hain.. Ok ok.. Ek kaam karo tum aage jaake humaare Coconuts kaa intejaam karo inko main dekhlunga.. Jaao..

Emo-I am not leaving you alone here..

Main-Ok..whatever.. Don't worry main sambhaal lunga.. You know unko maarke main fir double josh and speed k sath swim kar paunga.. It gives me a kick you know it gives me power..

Emo-Killing people give you power??

Main-Nahi not killing, watching them suffer before dying gives me power..Its just the best drug for me.. Bina kissi ko maare mera yahaan aana safal nahi hota.. Whats the point of me coming here then..

Emo-Toh agar yelog nahi miltey toh tum mujhe bhi maarne waale they??

Main-Hell no, tumhe kyun maarunga tum toh mere friend ho..

Emo-Ofcourse..

Main-Shut up, Tumhaari or 2.0 dono ki shyaanpatti ek second mein bahaar nikaal dunga main.. Itana bhi pagal nahi hun main i know tum kon ho or yahaan kyun ho or kaise ho..Bade aaye best friend. Tum jinda keval issliye ho because i might need your help..

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[Vk248517]

Update-532(3.0's Goals)
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532

Woh do arrows 2 new bando ne chalaai thi jo abhi abhi jungle se nikalke udhar aaye they ab mujhe uss arrow ko catch karta dekh wohlog blank hogaye they, ab main bhaaga unki taraf tab jaake unhe honsh aaya or woh next arrow load karne lage lekin tabtak late ho chuka tha pehle bandey ko toh maine galle mein chaaku maara or chaaku uske galle k andar chhod diya and dusara jabtak bow chalaa paata usase pehle maine bow uske hath se cheen liya or maari usko laat jisase woh piche ko gaya or bow niche girra, woh waapis mere uppar jhapta lekin maine uska hath pakkada..

Main-I am sorry..But tujhe arrow nahi chalaani caahiye thi..

Ye bolke maine usko jhatke se niche giraya or uske Uppar girrke uska hath apne pairon mein jakkadke uska hath literally todd diya jisase uski bhayanak cheekh pure jungle mein gunjji, niche paddey-2 he maine uska pair pakkada, jisase woh samjh gaya ki kya hone waala hai issliye woh chatpataaya lekin tabtak derr ho chuki thi and abki baar woh firse chilaaya main utha mera chaaku nikaala toh woh dusara rengta hua mujhse durr jaane laga lekin kahaah takk jaata, Maine chaaku uski pith mein ghonpa woh chilaaya maine nikaalke fir ghonp diya or ye tabtak karta raha jabtak uske sareer se jaan puri tarah nikal nahi gayi..

Main-That's what you get for hurting me..

Baaki 2 bhaag chuke they, so maine arrow nikaali apne pair se..

Main-It was refreshing.. Holy fuck it feels good.. Dekha beshak main inki language nahi samjh paaya lekin dard or moutt ki language main khoob ache se samjh gaya and let me tell you yelog bahot buri moutt marrein hain..

Emo-How?? How you.. You caught an arrow?? What are you..?

Main-Dekha i am the better version of myself not better actually best..by far..

Emo- You are one of the best fighter i have ever seen in my life... Your techniques are insane..

Main - I know.. Lets go, Coconuts toddne mein help karo meri..Wait a minute.. Wait a fucking minute.. Isme kuch young log bhi they lekin woman ek bhi nahi thi, iska matlab ye log ladies ko hunt par sath nahi rakhte iska matlab ladies and orr log bhi ho shaktey hain jungle mein inke or ye bhaagein bhi toh hain 2.. What if main inki puri population he end kardun.. Holy shit that's insane.. That's fucking crazy..

Emo-Itane bade Island par dhundoge kaise unko?? It'll be literally impossible..

Main-That's true, Regan ko bhi toh maarna hai mujhe..

EMO - Yeah.. Or bhallla ladies ko maaroge tum ab..

Main-Kyun nahi maarunga?? Haan?? I don't give a fuck about gender, for me equal rights and equal deaths are for everyone.. Ladies?? Ye ladies humein massala lagaake khaa rahi hoti gaana gaatey hue toh inko kyun naa maarun?? For me everyone deserves to die "Bhalla Amar Hua Hai Koi" . Thats my goal in life..

Emo-Your goal is terrifying even for me..

Main-Oh ye toh kuch bhi nahi hai ye toh mere side goals hain mere main goals sunoge toh behonsh ho jaaoge.. Nevermind let's go.. Wahaan udhar se swim suru karenge humlog it will be easy..

Emo-Coconuts leletey hain isase..

Main-Yeah.. Jaao..Puri tehni he todd lena dono taaki sath lejaatey time aashaani ho..

Emo-Ok..

Master Emo uppar gaye tree k and tehni todne lage..

Main-By the way kya tumhe pata hai iss Regan ki koi family hai?

Emo-Yeah.. Wife 1 beta ek beti..

Main-Fantastic.. Kahaan milengi??

Emo-I don't know..

Main-Fuck.. Ye batao mujhe Regan ko maarna caahiye yaa uski family ko..

Emo-Uski family ko kyun maarna caahiye unhone kya kiya hai??

Main-Mere plan ne uska kya kiya tha?? Kuch bhi nahi.. Aise he uski family cross fire mein aajaaegi..Thats how it works..You know that's my law..

Emo-You don't care about anyone right?? Tum kissi ko bhi maar shaktey ho right??

Main-10000%..Main kissi ko bhi maar shakta hun but it depends waise he bina baat main meri family yaa masters ko nahi maarunga because main kitana bhi ruthless hun, hun toh unki wajah se he naa, then i respect them. But but but agar wohlog galat time par meri galat side par aagaye toh yes i will most probably end up hurting them too. But i dont think that'll happen.. But inke alawa koi bhi ho I'll most probably kill them.. But uske liye koi reason hona caahiye aise he bina baat kissi ko maarne mein utana maja nahi aata wahin mere pass reason ho toh it makes it fucking great..

Emo-What are you??

Main-Bahot kuch hun main..

Emo-Tumne kaha tumhe meri help cahiye.. Kya help cahiye meri??

Main-Oh yeah... Sahi yaad dilwaya baadmein bhull jaaunga main suno first of all kissi bhi keemat par Asia humaare hath se jaana nahi caahiye samjh rahe ho.. Russians Americans jo bhi hain unke pass nahi jaana caahiye Asia.. Asia jaisa hai waisa he rehna chahiye..

Emo-Ye kaam toh hogaya samjho.. But tumhe usase kya farak padta hai??

Main-Kyunki Asia humaare hath se gaya toh mere kuch plans flop hojaaenge or agar aisa hua toh main Americans, Russians and tumhare seniors sabko kuttey ki moutt maarunga.. Issliye make sure ye kissi bhi haalat mein nahi hona chahiye..

Emo-I know you are good but that's too much to say.. You know that??

Main-Yeah.. I know but you don't know me and my capabilities.. I can literally erase all of them from existence. You know ek chuttki bajaake main sab khatam kar shakta hun.. Beshak wohlog kitane he powerful hon kitane he resourceful hon kitane he rich ho but remember "Bhalla Amar Hua Hai Koi". Are you scared now??

Emo-I am not actually..

Main-Good hona bhi nahi cahiye, you know you are more powerful than me so tumhe mujhse darrna bhi nahi cahiye.. I respect you a lot specially your powers and your past..

Emo-I know.. Thats why i am not scared of you.. You might be a great fighter but i have seen some shit.. A lot of it..

Main-Yes.. That's what i said you are great.. Or agar tum mujhse darrtey toh tum mere koi kaam
K nahi hotey..

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[Love 1994]

Main-Kyun nahi maarunga?? Haan?? I don't give a fuck about gender, for me equal rights and equal deaths are for everyone.. Ladies?? Ye ladies humein massala lagaake khaa rahi hoti gaana gaatey hue toh inko kyun naa maarun?? For me everyone deserves to die "Bhalla Amar Hua Hai Koi" . Thats my goal in life..

 

[Devr@j]

Update-531(I'm Built Different)
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531

Emo-Hellp What help??

Main-Wo...

Main aage kuch bol paata usase pehle mere saamne se aane lage woh log ek ek karke woh bhi.. Or ab woh 4 nahi they wohlog kaafi they or aa he rahe they wohlog.

Main-That's what i like to see.. 1.23456789.1011..12..15.16..16..ok 16..

Emo-Told you yelog bahot hain..

Main-Toh kya hua ye toh kuch bhi nahi hai.. Inke skills mere muqable 0.1% hain so yeah i can easily take them down.. Just watch me.. Baitho..

Ab unmein se 1.2.3.4.... 4 k pass Bow tha and 7-8 k pass wooden spears wagairaah they and kuch nihathey they.. Main unhe dekh hans raha tha toh woh mujhe dekh confused they. Wohlog aage aa paate usase pehle maine apni Pistol nikaali or pehle 3 bow waalon ko goli maari and unko goli lagtey he mach gayi bhagdad kuch meri taraf badhe kuch idhar udhar bhaage.. Maine pistol daali and apna chaaku nikaala or ulta douda unki taraf jisse dekh wohlog ki gand firr fatti unhe aadat nahi thi ye ki koi unki taraf dodey i think jitane human encounter unhe hue hain usme banda inse durr he bhaaga hoga issliye kuch toh rukk gaye lekin kuch fir bhi aage badhe.. Ab kahaan wooden spears or kahaan mera knife bhenchod saamne waale 2 ko toh literally maine chaati mein chaaku ghonpa bilkul heart k uppar, unke spears lage meri vest par lekin mere chaaku ko roukane k liye unke pass kuch nahi tha. Undono k girrtey he maine unke piche waale kaa spear left hand se pakkada or right hand se chaaku chalaaya uske galle k uppar saala khoon ki pichkaari maarta hua niche girra iss bich ek ne mujhe maara dhakka jisase main piche hatta or piche waale ne mujhe gardan se pakkada apne dono hathon se lekin woh ye bhool gaya ki knife hai still mere pass, maine uski ribs mein chaaku ghonpa toh woh mujhe chhodke niche girra or uske girrtey he maine saamne waale ko bhi chaati mein ghonp diya chaaku woh chaaku samett niche girra maine jhuk k chaaku nikaala he tha ki ek ne maari mujhe laat jisase main niche girra toh woh meri taraf douda lekin maine niche girre girre he maara apna chaaku faink k jo uske gardan mein laga or almost aar paar ho gaya tha, woh wahin girra toh main jhat se utha or chaaku lene bhaaga lekin usase pehle 2 bandey aaye spears k sath ek kaa spear toh pakkad liya maine lekin dusare ne spear daaga meri jhaangh mein yelog bhi ab meri vest ko samjh gaye they issliye soch samjh k waar kar rahe they. Ab main time rehtey piche hatt gaya issliye spear thoda he andar dhansa but dard bahot hua issliye maine pehle toh first waale ko apni taraf khincha or maara uske munh k uppar punch woh piche hatta toh dusare spear waale ko maari maine laat lawde k uppar woh spear leke firse aage badh raha tha lekin laat lagtey he woh wahin apne ghutno par girra or girrtey he maine maari laat uske munh k uppar woh laat lagtey he woh wahin sapaat lait gaya tabtak dusara mere piche aaya or again mera galla dabaana caaha ussne lekin maine apni elbow maari uske pait mein jisase woh piche hua mujhse and maine ghumtey he maari ek or laat uske pait mein abki baar woh piche he jaake girra, uske girrtey he maine jhat se apna chaaku uthaaya, woh banda khadda ho he raha tha lekin half mein he maine chaaku ghonp diya uske pait mein uski aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi thi, maine chaaku nikaala or fir daag diya uski bachi kuchi jaan bhi nikal he gayi or woh girra niche..

Ab bache they 5 bandey woh bhayanak darr saa gaye they mujhse like woh mere pass hotey hue bhi mujhse durr he hatt rahe they iska faayda uthaake main ek ki taraf badha toh ussne apna spear mujhe maarna caaha toh again maine spear pakkada right hand se or dusare hath mein mojjud chaaku se uska galla kaat diya woh wahin girra. Uska spear mere hath mein he reh gaya or woh maara maine javelin ki maafi saamne waale bandey ko woh jaake uske pait mein laga, jyaada deep nahi laga lekin jaise he woh spear nikaalne laga main aage badha or chaaku ghonp diya uski chest mein bechare ne spear nikaal he liya tha lekin ye nahi nikaal paaya or woh bhi girra niche ab baaki 3 mein se 2 toh jungle ki side bhaag gaye but 3rd ko bhaagne k liye mere pass se gujarana padta or jab ussne ye try kiya toh maine apni Taang adaake ussko giraaya or woh jab rengtey hue mujhse durr jaane laga toh maine maara chaaku faink k uski pith k uppar or ye spear ki tarah nahi tha ye deep gaya bahot deep woh bechara karhaya ussne chaaku nikaalne ki koshish ki lekin uska hath nahi pohancha or jab hath pohancha toh main piche se aagaya or chaaku k uppar pair rakh diya jisase chaaku pura dhanss gaya uski pith mein or woh bhayanak chilaaya maine jhuk k chaaku nikaala or uske Uppar aake uske galle par chaaku rakh k chala diya and usko bhi uski misery se durr kiya maine..
Ab main un 2 ki taraf mudda toh wohlog rukk gaye they bhaagtey-2, iss baat kaa reason main samjh paata usase pehle ek arrow aake lagi meri thigh k uppar jisase by god bhayanak dard hua or dusari arrow jo meri khopdi k uppar aimed thi usko maine lagne se pehle he pakkad liya like literally maine hawa mein he ek arrow ko pakkad liya ye dekh dono chalane waalon ki gand fatt gayi like wohlog ki aankhein bahaar aane ko ho gayi even Emo master takk blank hogaye they.. Yeah i know i know i am built different..

Continued..

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[Devr@j]

Update-532(3.0's Goals)
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532

Woh do arrows 2 new bando ne chalaai thi jo abhi abhi jungle se nikalke udhar aaye they ab mujhe uss arrow ko catch karta dekh wohlog blank hogaye they, ab main bhaaga unki taraf tab jaake unhe honsh aaya or woh next arrow load karne lage lekin tabtak late ho chuka tha pehle bandey ko toh maine galle mein chaaku maara or chaaku uske galle k andar chhod diya and dusara jabtak bow chalaa paata usase pehle maine bow uske hath se cheen liya or maari usko laat jisase woh piche ko gaya or bow niche girra, woh waapis mere uppar jhapta lekin maine uska hath pakkada..

Main-I am sorry..But tujhe arrow nahi chalaani caahiye thi..

Ye bolke maine usko jhatke se niche giraya or uske Uppar girrke uska hath apne pairon mein jakkadke uska hath literally todd diya jisase uski bhayanak cheekh pure jungle mein gunjji, niche paddey-2 he maine uska pair pakkada, jisase woh samjh gaya ki kya hone waala hai issliye woh chatpataaya lekin tabtak derr ho chuki thi and abki baar woh firse chilaaya main utha mera chaaku nikaala toh woh dusara rengta hua mujhse durr jaane laga lekin kahaah takk jaata, Maine chaaku uski pith mein ghonpa woh chilaaya maine nikaalke fir ghonp diya or ye tabtak karta raha jabtak uske sareer se jaan puri tarah nikal nahi gayi..

Main-That's what you get for hurting me..

Baaki 2 bhaag chuke they, so maine arrow nikaali apne pair se..

Main-It was refreshing.. Holy fuck it feels good.. Dekha beshak main inki language nahi samjh paaya lekin dard or moutt ki language main khoob ache se samjh gaya and let me tell you yelog bahot buri moutt marrein hain..

Emo-How?? How you.. You caught an arrow?? What are you..?

Main-Dekha i am the better version of myself not better actually best..by far..

Emo- You are one of the best fighter i have ever seen in my life... Your techniques are insane..

Main - I know.. Lets go, Coconuts toddne mein help karo meri..Wait a minute.. Wait a fucking minute.. Isme kuch young log bhi they lekin woman ek bhi nahi thi, iska matlab ye log ladies ko hunt par sath nahi rakhte iska matlab ladies and orr log bhi ho shaktey hain jungle mein inke or ye bhaagein bhi toh hain 2.. What if main inki puri population he end kardun.. Holy shit that's insane.. That's fucking crazy..

Emo-Itane bade Island par dhundoge kaise unko?? It'll be literally impossible..

Main-That's true, Regan ko bhi toh maarna hai mujhe..

EMO - Yeah.. Or bhallla ladies ko maaroge tum ab..

Main-Kyun nahi maarunga?? Haan?? I don't give a fuck about gender, for me equal rights and equal deaths are for everyone.. Ladies?? Ye ladies humein massala lagaake khaa rahi hoti gaana gaatey hue toh inko kyun naa maarun?? For me everyone deserves to die "Bhalla Amar Hua Hai Koi" . Thats my goal in life..

Emo-Your goal is terrifying even for me..

Main-Oh ye toh kuch bhi nahi hai ye toh mere side goals hain mere main goals sunoge toh behonsh ho jaaoge.. Nevermind let's go.. Wahaan udhar se swim suru karenge humlog it will be easy..

Emo-Coconuts leletey hain isase..

Main-Yeah.. Jaao..Puri tehni he todd lena dono taaki sath lejaatey time aashaani ho..

Emo-Ok..

Master Emo uppar gaye tree k and tehni todne lage..

Main-By the way kya tumhe pata hai iss Regan ki koi family hai?

Emo-Yeah.. Wife 1 beta ek beti..

Main-Fantastic.. Kahaan milengi??

Emo-I don't know..

Main-Fuck.. Ye batao mujhe Regan ko maarna caahiye yaa uski family ko..

Emo-Uski family ko kyun maarna caahiye unhone kya kiya hai??

Main-Mere plan ne uska kya kiya tha?? Kuch bhi nahi.. Aise he uski family cross fire mein aajaaegi..Thats how it works..You know that's my law..

Emo-You don't care about anyone right?? Tum kissi ko bhi maar shaktey ho right??

Main-10000%..Main kissi ko bhi maar shakta hun but it depends waise he bina baat main meri family yaa masters ko nahi maarunga because main kitana bhi ruthless hun, hun toh unki wajah se he naa, then i respect them. But but but agar wohlog galat time par meri galat side par aagaye toh yes i will most probably end up hurting them too. But i dont think that'll happen.. But inke alawa koi bhi ho I'll most probably kill them.. But uske liye koi reason hona caahiye aise he bina baat kissi ko maarne mein utana maja nahi aata wahin mere pass reason ho toh it makes it fucking great..

Emo-What are you??

Main-Bahot kuch hun main..

Emo-Tumne kaha tumhe meri help cahiye.. Kya help cahiye meri??

Main-Oh yeah... Sahi yaad dilwaya baadmein bhull jaaunga main suno first of all kissi bhi keemat par Asia humaare hath se jaana nahi caahiye samjh rahe ho.. Russians Americans jo bhi hain unke pass nahi jaana caahiye Asia.. Asia jaisa hai waisa he rehna chahiye..

Emo-Ye kaam toh hogaya samjho.. But tumhe usase kya farak padta hai??

Main-Kyunki Asia humaare hath se gaya toh mere kuch plans flop hojaaenge or agar aisa hua toh main Americans, Russians and tumhare seniors sabko kuttey ki moutt maarunga.. Issliye make sure ye kissi bhi haalat mein nahi hona chahiye..

Emo-I know you are good but that's too much to say.. You know that??

Main-Yeah.. I know but you don't know me and my capabilities.. I can literally erase all of them from existence. You know ek chuttki bajaake main sab khatam kar shakta hun.. Beshak wohlog kitane he powerful hon kitane he resourceful hon kitane he rich ho but remember "Bhalla Amar Hua Hai Koi". Are you scared now??

Emo-I am not actually..

Main-Good hona bhi nahi cahiye, you know you are more powerful than me so tumhe mujhse darrna bhi nahi cahiye.. I respect you a lot specially your powers and your past..

Emo-I know.. Thats why i am not scared of you.. You might be a great fighter but i have seen some shit.. A lot of it..

Main-Yes.. That's what i said you are great.. Or agar tum mujhse darrtey toh tum mere koi kaam
K nahi hotey..

Continued..

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[Devr@j]

 

[Devr@j]

Emo-I know.. Thats why i am not scared of you.. You might be a great fighter but i have seen some shit.. A lot of it..

3.0 se bhi kisi dangerous ko dekha h kya emo ne

 

[rocket league]

Update-532(3.0's Goals)
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532

Woh do arrows 2 new bando ne chalaai thi jo abhi abhi jungle se nikalke udhar aaye they ab mujhe uss arrow ko catch karta dekh wohlog blank hogaye they, ab main bhaaga unki taraf tab jaake unhe honsh aaya or woh next arrow load karne lage lekin tabtak late ho chuka tha pehle bandey ko toh maine galle mein chaaku maara or chaaku uske galle k andar chhod diya and dusara jabtak bow chalaa paata usase pehle maine bow uske hath se cheen liya or maari usko laat jisase woh piche ko gaya or bow niche girra, woh waapis mere uppar jhapta lekin maine uska hath pakkada..

Main-I am sorry..But tujhe arrow nahi chalaani caahiye thi..

Ye bolke maine usko jhatke se niche giraya or uske Uppar girrke uska hath apne pairon mein jakkadke uska hath literally todd diya jisase uski bhayanak cheekh pure jungle mein gunjji, niche paddey-2 he maine uska pair pakkada, jisase woh samjh gaya ki kya hone waala hai issliye woh chatpataaya lekin tabtak derr ho chuki thi and abki baar woh firse chilaaya main utha mera chaaku nikaala toh woh dusara rengta hua mujhse durr jaane laga lekin kahaah takk jaata, Maine chaaku uski pith mein ghonpa woh chilaaya maine nikaalke fir ghonp diya or ye tabtak karta raha jabtak uske sareer se jaan puri tarah nikal nahi gayi..

Main-That's what you get for hurting me..

Baaki 2 bhaag chuke they, so maine arrow nikaali apne pair se..

Main-It was refreshing.. Holy fuck it feels good.. Dekha beshak main inki language nahi samjh paaya lekin dard or moutt ki language main khoob ache se samjh gaya and let me tell you yelog bahot buri moutt marrein hain..

Emo-How?? How you.. You caught an arrow?? What are you..?

Main-Dekha i am the better version of myself not better actually best..by far..

Emo- You are one of the best fighter i have ever seen in my life... Your techniques are insane..

Main - I know.. Lets go, Coconuts toddne mein help karo meri..Wait a minute.. Wait a fucking minute.. Isme kuch young log bhi they lekin woman ek bhi nahi thi, iska matlab ye log ladies ko hunt par sath nahi rakhte iska matlab ladies and orr log bhi ho shaktey hain jungle mein inke or ye bhaagein bhi toh hain 2.. What if main inki puri population he end kardun.. Holy shit that's insane.. That's fucking crazy..

Emo-Itane bade Island par dhundoge kaise unko?? It'll be literally impossible..

Main-That's true, Regan ko bhi toh maarna hai mujhe..

EMO - Yeah.. Or bhallla ladies ko maaroge tum ab..

Main-Kyun nahi maarunga?? Haan?? I don't give a fuck about gender, for me equal rights and equal deaths are for everyone.. Ladies?? Ye ladies humein massala lagaake khaa rahi hoti gaana gaatey hue toh inko kyun naa maarun?? For me everyone deserves to die "Bhalla Amar Hua Hai Koi" . Thats my goal in life..

Emo-Your goal is terrifying even for me..

Main-Oh ye toh kuch bhi nahi hai ye toh mere side goals hain mere main goals sunoge toh behonsh ho jaaoge.. Nevermind let's go.. Wahaan udhar se swim suru karenge humlog it will be easy..

Emo-Coconuts leletey hain isase..

Main-Yeah.. Jaao..Puri tehni he todd lena dono taaki sath lejaatey time aashaani ho..

Emo-Ok..

Master Emo uppar gaye tree k and tehni todne lage..

Main-By the way kya tumhe pata hai iss Regan ki koi family hai?

Emo-Yeah.. Wife 1 beta ek beti..

Main-Fantastic.. Kahaan milengi??

Emo-I don't know..

Main-Fuck.. Ye batao mujhe Regan ko maarna caahiye yaa uski family ko..

Emo-Uski family ko kyun maarna caahiye unhone kya kiya hai??

Main-Mere plan ne uska kya kiya tha?? Kuch bhi nahi.. Aise he uski family cross fire mein aajaaegi..Thats how it works..You know that's my law..

Emo-You don't care about anyone right?? Tum kissi ko bhi maar shaktey ho right??

Main-10000%..Main kissi ko bhi maar shakta hun but it depends waise he bina baat main meri family yaa masters ko nahi maarunga because main kitana bhi ruthless hun, hun toh unki wajah se he naa, then i respect them. But but but agar wohlog galat time par meri galat side par aagaye toh yes i will most probably end up hurting them too. But i dont think that'll happen.. But inke alawa koi bhi ho I'll most probably kill them.. But uske liye koi reason hona caahiye aise he bina baat kissi ko maarne mein utana maja nahi aata wahin mere pass reason ho toh it makes it fucking great..

Emo-What are you??

Main-Bahot kuch hun main..

Emo-Tumne kaha tumhe meri help cahiye.. Kya help cahiye meri??

Main-Oh yeah... Sahi yaad dilwaya baadmein bhull jaaunga main suno first of all kissi bhi keemat par Asia humaare hath se jaana nahi caahiye samjh rahe ho.. Russians Americans jo bhi hain unke pass nahi jaana caahiye Asia.. Asia jaisa hai waisa he rehna chahiye..

Emo-Ye kaam toh hogaya samjho.. But tumhe usase kya farak padta hai??

Main-Kyunki Asia humaare hath se gaya toh mere kuch plans flop hojaaenge or agar aisa hua toh main Americans, Russians and tumhare seniors sabko kuttey ki moutt maarunga.. Issliye make sure ye kissi bhi haalat mein nahi hona chahiye..

Emo-I know you are good but that's too much to say.. You know that??

Main-Yeah.. I know but you don't know me and my capabilities.. I can literally erase all of them from existence. You know ek chuttki bajaake main sab khatam kar shakta hun.. Beshak wohlog kitane he powerful hon kitane he resourceful hon kitane he rich ho but remember "Bhalla Amar Hua Hai Koi". Are you scared now??

Emo-I am not actually..

Main-Good hona bhi nahi cahiye, you know you are more powerful than me so tumhe mujhse darrna bhi nahi cahiye.. I respect you a lot specially your powers and your past..

Emo-I know.. Thats why i am not scared of you.. You might be a great fighter but i have seen some shit.. A lot of it..

Main-Yes.. That's what i said you are great.. Or agar tum mujhse darrtey toh tum mere koi kaam
K nahi hotey..

Literally fuck it maza aa gaya

literally

 

[Atharv]

Update-531(I'm Built Different)
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531

Emo-Hellp What help??

Main-Wo...

Main aage kuch bol paata usase pehle mere saamne se aane lage woh log ek ek karke woh bhi.. Or ab woh 4 nahi they wohlog kaafi they or aa he rahe they wohlog.

Main-That's what i like to see.. 1.23456789.1011..12..15.16..16..ok 16..

Emo-Told you yelog bahot hain..

Main-Toh kya hua ye toh kuch bhi nahi hai.. Inke skills mere muqable 0.1% hain so yeah i can easily take them down.. Just watch me.. Baitho..

Ab unmein se 1.2.3.4.... 4 k pass Bow tha and 7-8 k pass wooden spears wagairaah they and kuch nihathey they.. Main unhe dekh hans raha tha toh woh mujhe dekh confused they. Wohlog aage aa paate usase pehle maine apni Pistol nikaali or pehle 3 bow waalon ko goli maari and unko goli lagtey he mach gayi bhagdad kuch meri taraf badhe kuch idhar udhar bhaage.. Maine pistol daali and apna chaaku nikaala or ulta douda unki taraf jisse dekh wohlog ki gand firr fatti unhe aadat nahi thi ye ki koi unki taraf dodey i think jitane human encounter unhe hue hain usme banda inse durr he bhaaga hoga issliye kuch toh rukk gaye lekin kuch fir bhi aage badhe.. Ab kahaan wooden spears or kahaan mera knife bhenchod saamne waale 2 ko toh literally maine chaati mein chaaku ghonpa bilkul heart k uppar, unke spears lage meri vest par lekin mere chaaku ko roukane k liye unke pass kuch nahi tha. Undono k girrtey he maine unke piche waale kaa spear left hand se pakkada or right hand se chaaku chalaaya uske galle k uppar saala khoon ki pichkaari maarta hua niche girra iss bich ek ne mujhe maara dhakka jisase main piche hatta or piche waale ne mujhe gardan se pakkada apne dono hathon se lekin woh ye bhool gaya ki knife hai still mere pass, maine uski ribs mein chaaku ghonpa toh woh mujhe chhodke niche girra or uske girrtey he maine saamne waale ko bhi chaati mein ghonp diya chaaku woh chaaku samett niche girra maine jhuk k chaaku nikaala he tha ki ek ne maari mujhe laat jisase main niche girra toh woh meri taraf douda lekin maine niche girre girre he maara apna chaaku faink k jo uske gardan mein laga or almost aar paar ho gaya tha, woh wahin girra toh main jhat se utha or chaaku lene bhaaga lekin usase pehle 2 bandey aaye spears k sath ek kaa spear toh pakkad liya maine lekin dusare ne spear daaga meri jhaangh mein yelog bhi ab meri vest ko samjh gaye they issliye soch samjh k waar kar rahe they. Ab main time rehtey piche hatt gaya issliye spear thoda he andar dhansa but dard bahot hua issliye maine pehle toh first waale ko apni taraf khincha or maara uske munh k uppar punch woh piche hatta toh dusare spear waale ko maari maine laat lawde k uppar woh spear leke firse aage badh raha tha lekin laat lagtey he woh wahin apne ghutno par girra or girrtey he maine maari laat uske munh k uppar woh laat lagtey he woh wahin sapaat lait gaya tabtak dusara mere piche aaya or again mera galla dabaana caaha ussne lekin maine apni elbow maari uske pait mein jisase woh piche hua mujhse and maine ghumtey he maari ek or laat uske pait mein abki baar woh piche he jaake girra, uske girrtey he maine jhat se apna chaaku uthaaya, woh banda khadda ho he raha tha lekin half mein he maine chaaku ghonp diya uske pait mein uski aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi thi, maine chaaku nikaala or fir daag diya uski bachi kuchi jaan bhi nikal he gayi or woh girra niche..

Ab bache they 5 bandey woh bhayanak darr saa gaye they mujhse like woh mere pass hotey hue bhi mujhse durr he hatt rahe they iska faayda uthaake main ek ki taraf badha toh ussne apna spear mujhe maarna caaha toh again maine spear pakkada right hand se or dusare hath mein mojjud chaaku se uska galla kaat diya woh wahin girra. Uska spear mere hath mein he reh gaya or woh maara maine javelin ki maafi saamne waale bandey ko woh jaake uske pait mein laga, jyaada deep nahi laga lekin jaise he woh spear nikaalne laga main aage badha or chaaku ghonp diya uski chest mein bechare ne spear nikaal he liya tha lekin ye nahi nikaal paaya or woh bhi girra niche ab baaki 3 mein se 2 toh jungle ki side bhaag gaye but 3rd ko bhaagne k liye mere pass se gujarana padta or jab ussne ye try kiya toh maine apni Taang adaake ussko giraaya or woh jab rengtey hue mujhse durr jaane laga toh maine maara chaaku faink k uski pith k uppar or ye spear ki tarah nahi tha ye deep gaya bahot deep woh bechara karhaya ussne chaaku nikaalne ki koshish ki lekin uska hath nahi pohancha or jab hath pohancha toh main piche se aagaya or chaaku k uppar pair rakh diya jisase chaaku pura dhanss gaya uski pith mein or woh bhayanak chilaaya maine jhuk k chaaku nikaala or uske Uppar aake uske galle par chaaku rakh k chala diya and usko bhi uski misery se durr kiya maine..
Ab main un 2 ki taraf mudda toh wohlog rukk gaye they bhaagtey-2, iss baat kaa reason main samjh paata usase pehle ek arrow aake lagi meri thigh k uppar jisase by god bhayanak dard hua or dusari arrow jo meri khopdi k uppar aimed thi usko maine lagne se pehle he pakkad liya like literally maine hawa mein he ek arrow ko pakkad liya ye dekh dono chalane waalon ki gand fatt gayi like wohlog ki aankhein bahaar aane ko ho gayi even Emo master takk blank hogaye they.. Yeah i know i know i am built different..

Continued..

Update-532(3.0's Goals)
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532

Woh do arrows 2 new bando ne chalaai thi jo abhi abhi jungle se nikalke udhar aaye they ab mujhe uss arrow ko catch karta dekh wohlog blank hogaye they, ab main bhaaga unki taraf tab jaake unhe honsh aaya or woh next arrow load karne lage lekin tabtak late ho chuka tha pehle bandey ko toh maine galle mein chaaku maara or chaaku uske galle k andar chhod diya and dusara jabtak bow chalaa paata usase pehle maine bow uske hath se cheen liya or maari usko laat jisase woh piche ko gaya or bow niche girra, woh waapis mere uppar jhapta lekin maine uska hath pakkada..

Main-I am sorry..But tujhe arrow nahi chalaani caahiye thi..

Ye bolke maine usko jhatke se niche giraya or uske Uppar girrke uska hath apne pairon mein jakkadke uska hath literally todd diya jisase uski bhayanak cheekh pure jungle mein gunjji, niche paddey-2 he maine uska pair pakkada, jisase woh samjh gaya ki kya hone waala hai issliye woh chatpataaya lekin tabtak derr ho chuki thi and abki baar woh firse chilaaya main utha mera chaaku nikaala toh woh dusara rengta hua mujhse durr jaane laga lekin kahaah takk jaata, Maine chaaku uski pith mein ghonpa woh chilaaya maine nikaalke fir ghonp diya or ye tabtak karta raha jabtak uske sareer se jaan puri tarah nikal nahi gayi..

Main-That's what you get for hurting me..

Baaki 2 bhaag chuke they, so maine arrow nikaali apne pair se..

Main-It was refreshing.. Holy fuck it feels good.. Dekha beshak main inki language nahi samjh paaya lekin dard or moutt ki language main khoob ache se samjh gaya and let me tell you yelog bahot buri moutt marrein hain..

Emo-How?? How you.. You caught an arrow?? What are you..?

Main-Dekha i am the better version of myself not better actually best..by far..

Emo- You are one of the best fighter i have ever seen in my life... Your techniques are insane..

Main - I know.. Lets go, Coconuts toddne mein help karo meri..Wait a minute.. Wait a fucking minute.. Isme kuch young log bhi they lekin woman ek bhi nahi thi, iska matlab ye log ladies ko hunt par sath nahi rakhte iska matlab ladies and orr log bhi ho shaktey hain jungle mein inke or ye bhaagein bhi toh hain 2.. What if main inki puri population he end kardun.. Holy shit that's insane.. That's fucking crazy..

Emo-Itane bade Island par dhundoge kaise unko?? It'll be literally impossible..

Main-That's true, Regan ko bhi toh maarna hai mujhe..

EMO - Yeah.. Or bhallla ladies ko maaroge tum ab..

Main-Kyun nahi maarunga?? Haan?? I don't give a fuck about gender, for me equal rights and equal deaths are for everyone.. Ladies?? Ye ladies humein massala lagaake khaa rahi hoti gaana gaatey hue toh inko kyun naa maarun?? For me everyone deserves to die "Bhalla Amar Hua Hai Koi" . Thats my goal in life..

Emo-Your goal is terrifying even for me..

Main-Oh ye toh kuch bhi nahi hai ye toh mere side goals hain mere main goals sunoge toh behonsh ho jaaoge.. Nevermind let's go.. Wahaan udhar se swim suru karenge humlog it will be easy..

Emo-Coconuts leletey hain isase..

Main-Yeah.. Jaao..Puri tehni he todd lena dono taaki sath lejaatey time aashaani ho..

Emo-Ok..

Master Emo uppar gaye tree k and tehni todne lage..

Main-By the way kya tumhe pata hai iss Regan ki koi family hai?

Emo-Yeah.. Wife 1 beta ek beti..

Main-Fantastic.. Kahaan milengi??

Emo-I don't know..

Main-Fuck.. Ye batao mujhe Regan ko maarna caahiye yaa uski family ko..

Emo-Uski family ko kyun maarna caahiye unhone kya kiya hai??

Main-Mere plan ne uska kya kiya tha?? Kuch bhi nahi.. Aise he uski family cross fire mein aajaaegi..Thats how it works..You know that's my law..

Emo-You don't care about anyone right?? Tum kissi ko bhi maar shaktey ho right??

Main-10000%..Main kissi ko bhi maar shakta hun but it depends waise he bina baat main meri family yaa masters ko nahi maarunga because main kitana bhi ruthless hun, hun toh unki wajah se he naa, then i respect them. But but but agar wohlog galat time par meri galat side par aagaye toh yes i will most probably end up hurting them too. But i dont think that'll happen.. But inke alawa koi bhi ho I'll most probably kill them.. But uske liye koi reason hona caahiye aise he bina baat kissi ko maarne mein utana maja nahi aata wahin mere pass reason ho toh it makes it fucking great..

Emo-What are you??

Main-Bahot kuch hun main..

Emo-Tumne kaha tumhe meri help cahiye.. Kya help cahiye meri??

Main-Oh yeah... Sahi yaad dilwaya baadmein bhull jaaunga main suno first of all kissi bhi keemat par Asia humaare hath se jaana nahi caahiye samjh rahe ho.. Russians Americans jo bhi hain unke pass nahi jaana caahiye Asia.. Asia jaisa hai waisa he rehna chahiye..

Emo-Ye kaam toh hogaya samjho.. But tumhe usase kya farak padta hai??

Main-Kyunki Asia humaare hath se gaya toh mere kuch plans flop hojaaenge or agar aisa hua toh main Americans, Russians and tumhare seniors sabko kuttey ki moutt maarunga.. Issliye make sure ye kissi bhi haalat mein nahi hona chahiye..

Emo-I know you are good but that's too much to say.. You know that??

Main-Yeah.. I know but you don't know me and my capabilities.. I can literally erase all of them from existence. You know ek chuttki bajaake main sab khatam kar shakta hun.. Beshak wohlog kitane he powerful hon kitane he resourceful hon kitane he rich ho but remember "Bhalla Amar Hua Hai Koi". Are you scared now??

Emo-I am not actually..

Main-Good hona bhi nahi cahiye, you know you are more powerful than me so tumhe mujhse darrna bhi nahi cahiye.. I respect you a lot specially your powers and your past..

Emo-I know.. Thats why i am not scared of you.. You might be a great fighter but i have seen some shit.. A lot of it..

Main-Yes.. That's what i said you are great.. Or agar tum mujhse darrtey toh tum mere koi kaam
K nahi hotey..

Continued..

अद्भुत अपडेट भाया।
आपके दोनों ही अपडेट शानदार हैं।वैसे तो सभी सीन ही बढिया थे लेकिन जब 3.0 ने चाकू को हाथ से ही रोका था उस सीन की तो बात ही अलग थी।

 

[Atharv]

अगले अपडेट का इंतजार रहेगा भाया।